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Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
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#37 - Was not expecting there to be an account with that name, holy …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2015 on grKONICHIWAy +3
#38 - stubber (04/21/2015) [-]
Its been my nickname for 10 or so years. Guess you guys are talking about toe stubbing?
User avatar #39 - zuflux (04/21/2015) [-]
Eyup. A long string of curses from thread OP in my native language, and I found it so gorgeous that I will use it whenever I need to swear my lungs out.
#35 - Fantastisk. Jeg skal bruke denne setningen neste gang jeg …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2015 on grKONICHIWAy 0
#36 - stubber (04/21/2015) [-]
#37 - zuflux (04/21/2015) [-]
Was not expecting there to be an account with that name, holy shit.
#38 - stubber (04/21/2015) [-]
Its been my nickname for 10 or so years. Guess you guys are talking about toe stubbing?
User avatar #39 - zuflux (04/21/2015) [-]
Eyup. A long string of curses from thread OP in my native language, and I found it so gorgeous that I will use it whenever I need to swear my lungs out.
#69 - Picture 04/21/2015 on 420 blaze it 0
#96 - Bought a 5S a year ago. 6 series announced, and I don't like t… 04/21/2015 on Mac vs. PC +2
#55 - In anime, boys look like girls, girls are overly saturized, bo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on true love -7
User avatar #113 - warioteam (04/21/2015) [-]
he meant the actual people you fucking weeaboo
#89 - Fembois are just as hot as girls imo.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2015 on matter +1
#111 - tylosaurus (04/21/2015) [-]
Hotter and cuter.
User avatar #116 - congthea (04/21/2015) [-]
#94 - I used to be fairly quick right after my debut. Like 5-10 minu… 04/21/2015 on How to last longer 0
#95 - As in "Standing water" or in anything living in wate…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on Who's a good boy? +5
User avatar #96 - watshisface (04/21/2015) [-]
I know, that's why I didn't put in more effort than one word to point out the oddness of the sentence
#127 - Looks like something outta Bloodborne. 04/21/2015 on Pokemons with different styles +1
#137 - I have a small family, my father's father died when he was 14.…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on Feels +1
#148 - noahlikespie (04/21/2015) [-]
Every year my grandfather tries to help me with things that he's just too old to do at this point, but he does them anyway, but I don't want to make him feel bad by telling him he needs to stop, but after doing simple physical work that I'm able to do fine, he is just really tired and needs to go take a nap, but he just keeps on going after that...
#167 - As far as I can remember, the first orgasm I ever had was, whe…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Craziest faps +3
#196 - baronvonhuckle (04/18/2015) [-]
"pissed myself in the face" TOP KEK
#45 - I was born in 92, but I was introduced to computers and games … 04/17/2015 on Oldfags 0
#60 - I like feets. But there are degrees of fetishism towards them.… 04/17/2015 on 4chan Comp #30 +2
#53 - I've only been blown by three girls. And none of them ever spa…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Fel- 0
User avatar #72 - roninneko (04/17/2015) [-]
It's okay. This is FJ, not 4chan. We make do with a lower power level so we can actually have a life.
#6 - Honestly it would be better if you included some more facts ab… 04/17/2015 on Shits cut part 3 0
#153 - Because it was during the cold war, and it just so happened th… 04/17/2015 on Them darn coons 0
#47 - Kind of reminds me of Queen Brahne from Final Fantasy IX. 04/15/2015 on Rewatching Johnny Bravo.. 0
#45 - Eh. I've lived near the woods my entire life. Nothing is as co… 04/15/2015 on Looks pretty comfy 0
#161 - Sex is a mutual risk. If you get a girl pregnant, and you don'… 04/15/2015 on feminist hypocrisy +1
#53 - Could be. I was just seeing the pictures of a woman putting a … 04/14/2015 on Social Media Comp -4
#46 - If you're black, and trying to become white by use of creams a…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Social Media Comp -6
User avatar #49 - holywars (04/14/2015) [-]
I think he was saying if women can wear makeup to hide their real face so can men. Nothing about race?
User avatar #53 - zuflux (04/14/2015) [-]
Could be. I was just seeing the pictures of a woman putting a white cream on her face to whiten it, so I assumed it was for what I described in the original comment.
#39 - "Testing Slow clap processor." *Clap....Cla… 04/14/2015 on Well that explains their... +3
#222 - Not gonna lie. If I had a girlfriend, and she at any point che… 04/14/2015 on Lover of cock, embracer of... 0
#412 - Exactly. It's art. The art show you went to must have been ful… 04/09/2015 on Photography Woes 0
#411 - A friend of mine goes to one of the schools in Oslo that offer…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Photography Woes -1
#524 - anon (04/10/2015) [-]
man, chill out, nobody said that it wasn't hard but after taking 20 photo you can be sure to have at least 5 good pictures
it's not that difficult to push a button, there"s no reason to be mad.
#466 - gameofpwned (04/09/2015) [-]
I think actual photography is harder than my nipples after seeing dank memes. It (like any form of art) requires a certain amount of skill to be done well, if at all.

But the degree? Easy. The actual thing itself can be difficult, but degrees can be a joke to obtain, there's a difference between the actual career and getting a piece of paper.
#462 - parman (04/09/2015) [-]
You sure it's really hard? About as hard as degree in Metalurgy and material engineering? Or Structural engineering? You absolutely sure?
User avatar #422 - odonnell (04/09/2015) [-]
I think your friend is bullshitting you. If Oslo has a harder acceptance, its probably because they've got too many people applying for it and wanted to cut the numbers.

I done photography in high school, with that I could have went into the second year of art school. The reason I never went to get a degree is because I felt i learned everything they were going to teach.

Like you said: The photo has to be set up properly. However, they don't have to have depth and likeness to life, they just have to have whatever you wanted out of the photo.

When I was doing photography there was 3 sections:
>Camera control

Within the first week we were taught how to use the camera, not only that, but the technical side of how the camera works since it barely takes an hour to show someone how to fuck about with settings and click a button.

History was half in half with portfolio. We had to look at other photographers new and old to see their style, then analyse it, write reports etc. Then we'd have to go out an duplicate the photos, either in the same style as the photographer we were writing about or in a way we seen could be an improvement.

If i went to art school chances are they would have spend the next 3 years and about £20000 helping me set up a portfolio. When I managed to do that in my spare time spending £500 on a decent camera. I've never tried to do photography as a job, with the size of my portfolio I could probably manage to get a job if I tried, but I'm happy doing it as a hobby.
User avatar #413 - wtfduud (04/09/2015) [-]
Yes, but I wouldn't consider it on the same level as Astrophysics or Biochemistry.


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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]

User avatar #16 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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