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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
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No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this shitty, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a shit anyways.

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#335 - And what do we take away from this? Don't date a porn star.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on facebook gold +2
User avatar #340 - cumbersome (08/13/2014) [-]
unless you like drama
#330 - She was dumb enough to cheat on her boyfriend. I think she des…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/13/2014 on facebook gold -2
User avatar #382 - tsoper (08/13/2014) [-]
Well first of all, no she did not.

I can see why you might be angry if your gf cheated on you, but that does not mean beat her to the point where serious injuries can occur.

you leave her or get the guy a beer and become friends.
the most harm you can possibly inflict on your gf/wife is making them feel useless. plus it will confuse the guy whos shes cheating with you on...
User avatar #341 - Tyranitar (08/13/2014) [-]
They broke up a month ago. And there wasn't even anything happening, she and her friend were fully clothed and just talking (not even in bed, the person is misinformed) when he burst in and attacked.
User avatar #334 - pwnagraphy (08/13/2014) [-]
You do know she's a pornstar, right?
User avatar #337 - zuflux (08/13/2014) [-]
I read the title, yes.
Shouldn't have dated a pornstar in the first place, but goddamn.
User avatar #332 - machomustachio (08/13/2014) [-]
near death is not a reasonable thing to receive even for cheating. heck it should have been expected from a pornstar.
User avatar #335 - zuflux (08/13/2014) [-]
And what do we take away from this?
Don't date a porn star.
User avatar #340 - cumbersome (08/13/2014) [-]
unless you like drama
#77 - I use both kinds, Android and iOS. But come on man Many An… 08/11/2014 on Description +1
#210 - All I see is how her shin-bones bending like that.. 08/11/2014 on An awesome sculpture +6
#74 - I've never gone from almost crying, to laughing so hard in my … 08/09/2014 on grandpa receives puppy... +11
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#36 - You've obviously never worked in retail before.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on Retail Job Lessons 0
User avatar #39 - xbenson (08/09/2014) [-]
You obviously need to get back to work!
#682 - WIRED WERE THE EYES OF A HORSE ON A JET PILOT WHEN IT SMIL… 08/08/2014 on Insanity +1
#32 - I went on a trip to USA once, and I hated the power sockets. W… 08/07/2014 on Everything is happier in... 0
#30 - I think this makes it scarier. 08/07/2014 on "Do you even lift,... 0
#29 - I love how absolutely noone seen in this gif knows how to do p… 08/07/2014 on "Do you even lift,... 0
#34 - I bet you're to young to even know what that song actually is.…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Can you guess the movie? -4
#58 - ohemgeezus (08/07/2014) [-]
The song came out in '99, it's not like it's an 80s song
User avatar #44 - collateraldamageco (08/07/2014) [-]
how young does someone have to be to not be able to search a song on youtube?
#91 - Haha, that would be a fun thing, wouldn't it? Well, coma or no… 08/07/2014 on When you wake up after a... 0
#85 - I dreamed that I was drowning in a pool, and woke up ghasping …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on When you wake up after a... 0
#89 - shadownigga (08/07/2014) [-]
What if it wasn't a dream? What if you were drowning and were thrown into a coma and now reside in this fantasy world because you can't wake up.
If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for 20 years now. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will appear in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Please wake up! We miss you...
User avatar #91 - zuflux (08/07/2014) [-]
Haha, that would be a fun thing, wouldn't it? Well, coma or not, what I percieve as reality is my reality, coma or not.
#66 - Whenever this happens to me, its because some shows are really… 08/07/2014 on Series 0
#143 - Sure, it's smooth. Because the framerate is double of what nor… 08/06/2014 on Smooth as butter +1
#145 - "Pilots who were trained to fly the SR-71 were not instru… 08/06/2014 on Peace is our profession 0
#3556 - **zuflux rolls 3,038,222** 08/04/2014 on Roll for Green Text 0
#106 - Eh. I had an android phone exclusively since the original Desi… 08/03/2014 on webm on mobile 0
#50 - My question is. Why does it have short burly arms on the side?… 08/02/2014 on The way it`s meant to be 0
#41 - I had a gf for three years that I randomly met in an MSN group…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #71 - thenightmarechild (08/02/2014) [-]
? What's an msn group?
User avatar #77 - klaes (08/02/2014) [-]
You must be pretty young, hence the "child" in your name, so I'll explain:

"The MicroSoft Network" aka MSN used to have MSN messenger and during the time before Facebook and Skype it was one of the primary forms of online communication. An MSN group convo is a MSN group conversation, basically a bunch of people sharing one chat room. Skype, Facebook, Whatsapp, and the now defunctish BBM all have this function.

tl;dr a chat room by a service which isn't really used anymore but was huge
User avatar #95 - thenightmarechild (08/02/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks for the info. I've never used MSN so I wasn't sure. Also, I'm older than you think.
User avatar #126 - thesticklebricks (08/02/2014) [-]
soooooo, 12..."AND A HALF!" or?
User avatar #131 - thenightmarechild (08/02/2014) [-]
I'll be 23 in september.
#55 - I don't understand the deal. What makes identifying as your bi… 08/02/2014 on whoops 0
#59 - That's kinda what I figured. I mean. Jane could pull herself u…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on You REALLY Don't Wanna Know 0
User avatar #65 - thespartanpony (08/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]

User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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