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zuflux

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:5/30/2016
Location:Moss Norway
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Comment Ranking:#8381
Highest Content Rank:#12559
Highest Comment Rank:#4233
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Level 4 Content: New Here → Level 5 Content: New Here
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Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:7132
Times Content Favorited:3 times
Total Comments Made:2609
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Favorite Tags: skyrim (2)
I awoke in a field of pinelike grass .

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#33 - This is the exact rules we were taught when I was a conscript …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2016 on beard, weapon,... 0
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#36 - zombifier (01/27/2016) [-]
worded differently for the Marine Corps.

Treat every weapon as if it were loaded
Never point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot
Keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you are ready to fire
Keep your weapon on safe until you intend to fire

and there is a fifth rule that is not in the books but most know it anyway:
Know your target and what lies beyond
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#38 - flnonymousseven (01/27/2016) [-]
in civvie shooting, that fourth rule (about keeping the weapon on safe) rule doesn't always apply because many civvie weapons don't have safeties (glocks, revolvers, shotguns, etc.) but it's still a good idea and I can see how it would be more applicable in a military setting.
#559 - I'm extremely stressed out over my finances. Where I live and … 01/27/2016 on Give me your feels 0
#68 - **zuflux used "*roll 1, 1-9*"** **zuflux rolls 5** 01/27/2016 on Dick 0
#22 - "Hey, we need to do something about the situation regardi… 01/26/2016 on Games 0
#39 - That's the puddiest toad I've ever seen. 01/26/2016 on God damn Normie *hmpf* 0
#51 - If the kid was 7 and drew that, I'd say they got some sort of … 01/26/2016 on Time to move +1
#225 - Most of these prisoners are just normal people who at some poi… 01/26/2016 on Prison in Norway +5
#19 - Should have kicked the ****** off the cliff before he had a ch… 01/26/2016 on Have you seen my Humanity? 0
#38 - Yes. We are forcefully changing them. To be dead. 01/26/2016 on Anon doesn't like muslims -4
#63 - I didn't like it at first. But the art is great. The animation… 01/25/2016 on Nude Love +5
#73 - I find it funny because it's somewhat relatable. 01/25/2016 on why do they always explain... +1
#7 - There was a brown girl in the class over me back in 7th grade… 01/25/2016 on Anon goes to Starbucks +1
#24 - You don't knock, you don't respect your sons privacy.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2016 on Anon has a gay son -1
#31 - anon (01/25/2016) [-]
kill yourself
#57 - Comment deleted 01/25/2016 on [intensiviert Ironie] +16
#56 - If you turned off the overheat-protection and let the CPU over… 01/25/2016 on Beautiful water physics! 0
#29 - The kid writing on that sheet of paper taking shortcuts to get… 01/24/2016 on Internet random pics/gifs 0
#57 - The salad is discarded in the wrapper below her burger. Makes … 01/24/2016 on Fun prank +2
#83 - This guy kinda feels like the Bob Ross of gun channels.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2016 on Shotgun "Silencer" +11
#92 - manholefreddy (01/24/2016) [-]
**manholefreddy used "*roll picture*"**
**manholefreddy rolled image**
I just want him to say, "This is the part where we take out all our flustrations and paint the world red with the blood of our enemies. A nice, happy red."
#16 - I tried. 01/17/2016 on joshlol 0
#32 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2016 on BSM is BTFO 0
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#16 - I love all the art that comes out of it, but some people take …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Undertale Comp 1/??? 0
#18 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
No, that's not it. That's it 'for you'. You don't decide what too far is. Plenty of people think you took it too far by even enjoying it... or even playing it at all - are they right?
#45 - "Am I being detained officer?" 01/10/2016 on Ricky makes a good point 0
#187 - If you're living off of your parents success acting like you d… 01/08/2016 on How the 1% Lives .2 +1
#95 - Man. This "I'm gonna blow people's ears out or make their… 01/08/2016 on CalvinTrolls Unseen Dank... 0
#56 - Exactly. The character was written to look like a damn log. Wa… 01/08/2016 on Anakin DID go dark side 0
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#49 - fjponythread (11/17/2015) [-]
Can I have the source of your avatar?
#50 to #49 - zuflux (11/17/2015) [-]
I'm a furry, it's the face of my Burmecian character.
#51 to #50 - fjponythread (11/17/2015) [-]
Okay
Can I get a Furaffinity/InkBunny/Weasel/Dumblr link?
#53 to #52 - fjponythread (11/17/2015) [-]
Thanks
#40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
#42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
#43 to #42 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
#44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
#45 to #44 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
#46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
#47 to #46 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
#48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
#39 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ******, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid ****.
#38 to #37 - zuflux (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
#35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
#36 to #35 - zuflux (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
#31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
#32 to #31 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
#33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
#34 to #33 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
#30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
#29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
#26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
#27 to #26 - zuflux (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
#28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
#16 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
#17 to #16 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
#21 to #20 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
#23 to #21 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
#24 to #23 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
#25 to #24 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
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