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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:12/27/2014
Location:Moss Norway
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No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this shitty, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a shit anyways.

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#50 - At a certain point, games become to old for me to enjoy playin…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Srocery -1
#51 - anonymous (08/23/2014) [-]
they don't feel like they used to since we've been spoiled by 45nm GPUs, right?
User avatar #52 - zuflux (08/23/2014) [-]
No old game I've replayed has felt like they used to.
I'm used to physics, great looking particle effects, High-Fidelity soundtracks, and so on.
#53 - anonymous (08/23/2014) [-]
I feel ya dude
#222 - His thumb count sugggests otherwise. No matter.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Zoey Quinn Proof 0
User avatar #255 - thefates (08/23/2014) [-]
Nah, His thumb count suggests we hate him but not that he's doing a good job trolling, there's no passion in this hatred. It's just the same dull annoyance on all of his extremely predictable comments.
#60 - No. 08/22/2014 on Sexy cat 0
#569 - **zuflux rolls 75,199,164** 08/22/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#25 - How about an angry baby?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on Behind the Statue. +21
User avatar #26 - sackit (08/22/2014) [-]
that is a theme park. not a childrens play park
#113 - Wise words. 08/22/2014 on Priorities +1
#66 - Oh, of course, but the combine uses them as weapons for subdui…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2014 on meet pig, the smart car of... 0
User avatar #76 - easternigguh (08/22/2014) [-]
Well with the combine being those allmighty alien overlords they might just genetically engineered them for the exact purpose of surpressing humanoids
#88 - franzharper (08/22/2014) [-]
i never knew that the combines are aliens. i always thought the military used the aliens from the portals to surpress the civilians
User avatar #95 - easternigguh (08/22/2014) [-]
Nope, all of earth's military forces were wiped out by the aliens in the 7-hour-war, the soldiers you see are brainwashed humans, the real combine are those giant psychic slug things
#111 - None of the GF's (Like 2) have been offended at porn. My last …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Priorities +2
User avatar #112 - Anonomousthirteen (08/22/2014) [-]
If ever one party asks you to choose between said party and another, go with the party that didn't make you choose. No exceptions.
User avatar #113 - zuflux (08/22/2014) [-]
Wise words.
#47 - It's swinging like **** , but it gives me more of … 08/22/2014 on Game of Thrones, 90s STYLE! +1
#64 - I recently replayed this game, and I don't understand the thin…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/22/2014 on meet pig, the smart car of... 0
User avatar #65 - easternigguh (08/22/2014) [-]
Maybe there are other humanoid species in space?
User avatar #66 - zuflux (08/22/2014) [-]
Oh, of course, but the combine uses them as weapons for subduing the population, and besides humans, there are no other humanoid combine. The striders and dropships are the other two I can think about atm, an they're huge.
User avatar #76 - easternigguh (08/22/2014) [-]
Well with the combine being those allmighty alien overlords they might just genetically engineered them for the exact purpose of surpressing humanoids
#88 - franzharper (08/22/2014) [-]
i never knew that the combines are aliens. i always thought the military used the aliens from the portals to surpress the civilians
User avatar #95 - easternigguh (08/22/2014) [-]
Nope, all of earth's military forces were wiped out by the aliens in the 7-hour-war, the soldiers you see are brainwashed humans, the real combine are those giant psychic slug things
#104 - I don't agree with the way he reacted, but if my gf told me to…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Priorities +9
User avatar #118 - gelind (08/22/2014) [-]
It wasnt even porn, just bikini pics prolly from some random ass anime, and she prolly freaked out or something.
User avatar #106 - Anonomousthirteen (08/22/2014) [-]
I'd just back it up to one of my various external drives.

Then again, I don't download porn. Or have a girlfriend.

Actually, I'm completely unqualified to give my opinion. I'll fuck off now.
User avatar #111 - zuflux (08/22/2014) [-]
None of the GF's (Like 2) have been offended at porn. My last one was a furry porn artist, so..
And the one before that was curious as fuck about it.
But I look at so much porn regardless of my relationship status, that if a girl told me to get rid of it, I might tell her to deal with it.
User avatar #112 - Anonomousthirteen (08/22/2014) [-]
If ever one party asks you to choose between said party and another, go with the party that didn't make you choose. No exceptions.
User avatar #113 - zuflux (08/22/2014) [-]
Wise words.
#39 - Loved the Kuzco one the most. That goof off looks like a hardc… 08/22/2014 on The Walking Deadsney Part 3 +1
#484 - I'd love to review games. Lack of tits, great butts tho. … 08/22/2014 on Should I make a game... 0
#93 - Aw man. 08/22/2014 on 4chan's letter to the NSA 0
#88 - I fixed it.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2014 on 4chan's letter to the NSA -2
User avatar #92 - cormy (08/22/2014) [-]
You kind of need the context...
User avatar #93 - zuflux (08/22/2014) [-]
Aw man.
#114 - Currently doing a low vit build with no buffs, Claymore and da…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on *taunts* 0
User avatar #116 - satrenkotheone (08/21/2014) [-]
Buffs. I never use buffs in PvP.

Longsword worked well on Console because the weapon degradation isn't fucked up.

Mash R1 to win.
#112 - Whenever I meet someone with a Dual Caestus setup I normally p…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on *taunts* 0
User avatar #113 - satrenkotheone (08/21/2014) [-]
Yeah that seems to work.

I had a longsword build on my PS3.

Worked quite well.
User avatar #114 - zuflux (08/21/2014) [-]
Currently doing a low vit build with no buffs, Claymore and dagger. It's fun in PVP, because instead of using buffs as a crutch, I use throwing knives and firebombs to take them off guard. Works very well when they decide to bail for a sip of the ol' estus.
User avatar #116 - satrenkotheone (08/21/2014) [-]
Buffs. I never use buffs in PvP.

Longsword worked well on Console because the weapon degradation isn't fucked up.

Mash R1 to win.
#109 - Even better if they're spamming miracles and have dark-someth…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/21/2014 on *taunts* 0
User avatar #111 - satrenkotheone (08/21/2014) [-]
There's a way to become immune to all elemental damage.

Using a dual caestus build in PvP. It's doing unexpectedly well even though I mostly fail.
User avatar #112 - zuflux (08/21/2014) [-]
Whenever I meet someone with a Dual Caestus setup I normally pull out my dagger and stab them to death.
User avatar #113 - satrenkotheone (08/21/2014) [-]
Yeah that seems to work.

I had a longsword build on my PS3.

Worked quite well.
User avatar #114 - zuflux (08/21/2014) [-]
Currently doing a low vit build with no buffs, Claymore and dagger. It's fun in PVP, because instead of using buffs as a crutch, I use throwing knives and firebombs to take them off guard. Works very well when they decide to bail for a sip of the ol' estus.
User avatar #116 - satrenkotheone (08/21/2014) [-]
Buffs. I never use buffs in PvP.

Longsword worked well on Console because the weapon degradation isn't fucked up.

Mash R1 to win.
#105 - I laugh at this arbitrary honor system all day. Yes, I did use… 08/21/2014 on *taunts* 0
#104 - I don't have enough limbs or digits to count the times I've be… 08/21/2014 on *taunts* 0
#102 - Man I missed that particular gesture so much in Ds2. The r…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/21/2014 on *taunts* 0
User avatar #138 - schneidend (08/27/2014) [-]
The Welcome gesture is kinda similar, but not as smug.
User avatar #107 - satrenkotheone (08/21/2014) [-]
Don't you love it when you get ganked by bellbros and they do the decapitation gesture when you almost got killed by you.

Ah, such fun.
User avatar #109 - zuflux (08/21/2014) [-]
Even better if they're spamming miracles and have dark-something buffed washing pole. It's like CoD snipers all over again.
User avatar #111 - satrenkotheone (08/21/2014) [-]
There's a way to become immune to all elemental damage.

Using a dual caestus build in PvP. It's doing unexpectedly well even though I mostly fail.
User avatar #112 - zuflux (08/21/2014) [-]
Whenever I meet someone with a Dual Caestus setup I normally pull out my dagger and stab them to death.
User avatar #113 - satrenkotheone (08/21/2014) [-]
Yeah that seems to work.

I had a longsword build on my PS3.

Worked quite well.
User avatar #114 - zuflux (08/21/2014) [-]
Currently doing a low vit build with no buffs, Claymore and dagger. It's fun in PVP, because instead of using buffs as a crutch, I use throwing knives and firebombs to take them off guard. Works very well when they decide to bail for a sip of the ol' estus.
User avatar #116 - satrenkotheone (08/21/2014) [-]
Buffs. I never use buffs in PvP.

Longsword worked well on Console because the weapon degradation isn't fucked up.

Mash R1 to win.
#75 - Do you have zero imagination? 08/21/2014 on I heatd you like this 0
#35 - Ii'm pretty sure that's not what the creators of the show were… 08/20/2014 on 4chan +1
#63 - 30/10 loved it. Was sorta wishing to see what that tunnel … 08/18/2014 on Too many hidden doors 0
#269 - Sad he tried to kill himself and all. But I'm guessing he wasn… 08/15/2014 on REKT 0
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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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