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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:10/07/2015
Location:Moss Norway
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#378 - To be fair, that first guy had much better for than the girl h… 06/19/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 0
#377 - I don't think it's very uncommon. During my conscription servi… 06/19/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 0
#122 - Hell, I'd wish I was able to find a nice girl on FJ, but I liv… 06/19/2015 on When two FJers find love 0
#114 - I saw the whole video, and I'm still having mild shivers from … 06/19/2015 on Act like a man get treated... 0
#1381 - **zuflux used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **zuflux rolls 520,701** 06/19/2015 on Highest roll defeats Admin 0
#39 - I've been checking her twitter during E3 for some rage fuel, a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2015 on Anita Sarkeesian is caught... +3
User avatar #47 - flnonymousseven (06/18/2015) [-]
don't worry, Japanese devs give a negative number of fucks about angry western feminists.
#94 - Been playing Destiny online since it released, a chunk of it i… 06/17/2015 on Single Player vs Multi Player 0
#89 - I never figured out how this game worked as a kid, and later I… 06/17/2015 on Muh Achievement 0
#53 - What, you don't fold them over each other? I fold them like fo… 06/17/2015 on 1 Ply Toilet Paper +3
#574 - Thank mr skeltal 06/16/2015 on Doot doot -1
#83 - Ah, that makes sense. I don't know what you identify as "…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2015 on Starter Pack Comp 0
User avatar #93 - mortolife (06/14/2015) [-]
You're fine from what you've said. Keep it to yourself and there's no problem, it's just when they start thinking they're cool or unique because they ¨Don't smoke, they vape¨.
#63 - Can someone enlighten me about the hate directed at people tha…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2015 on Starter Pack Comp 0
User avatar #72 - mortolife (06/14/2015) [-]
It's the pretentiousness of it mostly. The line I hear a lot is ¨Well at least I'm not smoking cigarettes!¨ I mean yeah, or you could just not smoke anything? I personally hate it because in my area, the people vaping are just the stoners and there aren't many groups I dislike more than stoners purely because of the ¨weed culture¨. Vapes are sold around the skate shops and in them around here so the two cultires have become synonymous.
User avatar #83 - zuflux (06/14/2015) [-]
Ah, that makes sense. I don't know what you identify as "Stoner Culture" but I smoke it when I have the economy for it, or when I visit a friend in the Netherlands. I've been told I don't act like a stoner though. Don't become any less productive or obnoxious cause of it.
I've heard the argument about cigarettes before though, and while it is true, it's not something to hold up as a trophy or anything of that sort.
User avatar #93 - mortolife (06/14/2015) [-]
You're fine from what you've said. Keep it to yourself and there's no problem, it's just when they start thinking they're cool or unique because they ¨Don't smoke, they vape¨.
#93 - Dragoon is the first class I fully levelled, and I found that …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/14/2015 on new franchise pls +1
User avatar #94 - xerros (06/14/2015) [-]
I do have a lot of fun screwing around on the Dragoon but DPS isn't my main class choice
yeah, leveling sub classes... not the most fun thing in the world
#127 - zedingo (06/14/2015) [-]
Is this where I rage about level caps making the game horrible? Or where I rage about 4 hours waiting for a party before Abyssea?
#163 - ainise (06/14/2015) [-]
Mmm..Hardest MMO boss ever...until their next hard boss.

Is it a problem that in something like 4 years he never gets killed without using a strategy that was unintended? SQUEENIX THINKS NOT!

And from the makers of the unkillable boss #1, comes the unkillable boxx #2, Pandemonium Warden! 18 hours, numerous forms, billions of life..he's unzerkable, unnukeable, overall unkillable. He's so hard, he'll make you sick IRL! Best come at him with at least 100 people, or he'll reset after murdering everyone who stands - OH WAIT ONLY 18 ALLOWED NOW! /ha,ha,ha.

(for those who don't know: www.destructoid.com/final-fantasy-xi-boss-causes-vomiting-takes-18-hours-to-beat-99391.phtml )
#164 - zedingo (06/14/2015) [-]
Yeah I remember that, it was shitty reporting on Kotaku's part. No one actually vomited. It was a "I'm sick of this" "I'm LITERALLY vomiting here. LITERALLY." exaggeration that they reported as truth. We beat Pandemonium Warden, got the time down to about an hour, and Absolute Virtue was still undefeated the next day.
#59 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2015 on Fat Logic Is Real +9
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#85 - Gosh, I hope you didn't inadvertently steal someone's cat. If … 06/12/2015 on Fuzzy stalker 0
#93 - It was cancer. 06/11/2015 on Norwegian soldier comp 0
#86 - I was on Setermoen as an artilerryman in 2012. It was one of t… 06/11/2015 on Norwegian soldier comp 0
#115 - Is the skeletons are like the ones in Skyrim, then I don't see… 06/10/2015 on Skeleton war comp 0
#357 - In Norway, we constantly get news about how someone's boat is … 06/09/2015 on How every country should be +1
#133 - As far as I know, back in the times this game is set in, there… 06/08/2015 on Skyrim 0
#75 - When the hell do I even get to look at my background? Always h… 06/08/2015 on I'm sorry I have to do this 0
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#128 - Comment deleted 06/08/2015 on Read the description +1
#94 - Just because the label says it, doesn't mean it's true. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on How customer service works +24
#240 - thebaseballexpert (06/08/2015) [-]
NOTE- your food doesn't need to be certified to be labeled as organic. You DO however need to have your food be properly certified to have it labeled as "USDA certified Organic", which is the only true 'legitimate' organic. pic related
#103 - You know, I didn't think about it before, but Ramsay must be p…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2015 on Gordon Ramsay, The Nice Times 0
User avatar #108 - alucardhell (06/03/2015) [-]
That is his real work personality on Hell's Kitchen. Those are people auditioning for a head chef job at one of his restaurants. Everyone on that show is a professionally trained chef. When they make major mistakes and don't own up to them and fix them as quickly as possible is when he gets really angry.
With the kids, he switches over to how he acts around his kids. He is trying to be encouraging to these kids for they have a talent for cooking, and he wants to help nurture that into something great.
User avatar #104 - krasnogvardiech (06/03/2015) [-]
Fairly certain it's genuine anger.

The kids are stressed and panicky due to being on live TV, and being supervised by him. He's not going to be an arse to them. Trained, professional chefs making basic mistakes, however?

Well, anyone would flip their lid.


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User avatar #40 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]

User avatar #16 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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