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zuflux

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:4/27/2015
Location:Moss Norway
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I awoke in a field of pinelike grass .

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#312 - My flatmate's little brothers, who live upstairs from us are a…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/22/2015 on no title +1
User avatar #336 - johndapro (01/22/2015) [-]
I dropped a knife worth 65€ in the 5th case or something. 10 € spent on that so pretty happy about it, also most knifes will grow in value during the next couple of years so you might be able to sell them really expensive then. Although I really don't see the point in wasting 100€+ shit on pixels.
#321 - afaik (01/22/2015) [-]
you can sell items and buy games :T
User avatar #323 - zuflux (01/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, but unless you strike gold you're not going to get anywhere money wise. Selling the majority of items will take serious amounts of time to get you to a point where you can buy a new game.
#325 - afaik (01/22/2015) [-]
There are knifes worth 400 bucks out there. Trust me, that's quite a few tripple-A title copies in value.
User avatar #326 - zuflux (01/22/2015) [-]
So you're saying that if I spend maybe a week gaming I can get a super rare item that makes me enough money to buy some games?

My point is that I'm not going to grind for items in a game that I can sell to make money only redeemable in other games.

How rare are those items?
I've seen youtubers unbox tens of those boxes, and not once have they got anything close to a magenta colored item.
User avatar #337 - thatoneiranianguy (01/22/2015) [-]
Then sell the knife via paypal and get real cash.
#335 - ninheldin (01/22/2015) [-]
The point isn't to go in there to earn money, it's kind of a I do this already I might as well make money off of it to
#201 - I can go out, get some drinks and part with some of the few pe… 01/22/2015 on Walk into the club like 0
#97 - Umh.. Let's see.. 16 or so hours. Got up early for college cla… 01/21/2015 on Home Defense +1
#86 - Awyoushocuuute!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Expect the Expected +1
#88 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
#94 - Le troll. But I can't resist taking the bait. Look at…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Home Defense 0
User avatar #95 - benjamino (01/21/2015) [-]
Mate this wasn't a troll or bait it was so blatantly a joke when was the last time you slept
User avatar #97 - zuflux (01/21/2015) [-]
Umh.. Let's see.. 16 or so hours. Got up early for college class, don't have any tomorrow, so I'm going on overtime.
#76 - I'm waitiiiing~  [+] (9 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Expect the Expected +1
#77 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
thelordofrepost a-are you ready?
User avatar #78 - thelordofrepost (01/21/2015) [-]
Oh gosh. I have a girlfriend. I'm not really sure about this...
#79 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #81 - thelordofrepost (01/21/2015) [-]
Oh-ok. Just on the cheek real quick.
#82 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
#86 - zuflux (01/21/2015) [-]
Awyoushocuuute!
#88 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #84 - thelordofrepost (01/21/2015) [-]
Fuck.
#85 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
#74 - You guys should kiss.  [+] (11 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Expect the Expected +2
#75 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
maaaybe
#76 - zuflux (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm waitiiiing~
#77 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
thelordofrepost a-are you ready?
User avatar #78 - thelordofrepost (01/21/2015) [-]
Oh gosh. I have a girlfriend. I'm not really sure about this...
#79 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #81 - thelordofrepost (01/21/2015) [-]
Oh-ok. Just on the cheek real quick.
#82 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
#86 - zuflux (01/21/2015) [-]
Awyoushocuuute!
#88 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #84 - thelordofrepost (01/21/2015) [-]
Fuck.
#85 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
#88 - It'll still be 4100 lumen.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Home Defense 0
User avatar #133 - lightexplain (01/22/2015) [-]
I'll just refer you to my comment #103 (i dont know how to make link to it)
User avatar #134 - lightexplain (01/22/2015) [-]
tbh the main issue i see with the comments here is that people misunderstand what the fuck one lumen actually is.
User avatar #91 - benjamino (01/21/2015) [-]
Pfffft clearly you know nothing about science

My dad works for valve I'll have you banned , so I know what I'm talking about, let me explain. I get why you didn't get it the first time, see, you didn't realise he said "7" of the torches.

7 x 4,100 = 29,000

You're welcome
User avatar #96 - ironguy (01/21/2015) [-]
Still not true.

1000x 1Lumen Lightbulps < 1x 1000Lumen Lightbulp
User avatar #137 - lightexplain (01/22/2015) [-]
Nah.

For all practical uses, I agree, but there is really no difference between the two in theory.

lumen is a unit for how much light/energy is emitted per time unit, and whether you have 1k 1-lumen lightsources, or 1x 1000 lumen, doesn't matter, as the systems both emit the exact same amount of energy per second.

If you disagree with what I've written here, read #103, and complain if that doesn't clear things up.
User avatar #98 - benjamino (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm not sure you were listening: My dad works at valve
User avatar #94 - zuflux (01/21/2015) [-]
Le troll. But I can't resist taking the bait.

Look at it this way.
Each torch puts out about the same amount of power. What you're doing is putting all of those in a paralell circuit with each other.

Much like an electrical grid, powering 7 light bulbs, the paralell circuit isn't adding any more power (Or in the case of a circuit, taking away power as it passes through one bulb to the next) You're just adding more of the same effect.

So yes, you'll have "more" light, but it won't be any more powerful than one is individually. Granted, it will still burn like a motherfucker, because you got 7 4100 lumen lights. The point is that it's not adding up. It's just adding more of the same.
User avatar #95 - benjamino (01/21/2015) [-]
Mate this wasn't a troll or bait it was so blatantly a joke when was the last time you slept
User avatar #97 - zuflux (01/21/2015) [-]
Umh.. Let's see.. 16 or so hours. Got up early for college class, don't have any tomorrow, so I'm going on overtime.
#191 - If I ever had to move to USA, I would either go to Colorado or… 01/21/2015 on Texas 0
#82 - I can't. I don't want to guilt her into trying to change her, … 01/21/2015 on Tumblr and funnyjunk 0
#97 - It probably is. But since the newer version had a much higher … 01/19/2015 on An apple getting crushed by... 0
#22 - Actually 'lost' a friend to that site. She used to be really c…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Tumblr and funnyjunk +14
#57 - spadeface (01/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #40 - demandsgayversion (01/19/2015) [-]
You're going to need a young priest and an old priest.
User avatar #75 - kurtlanglie (01/20/2015) [-]
Here we are again, sir. Remove the hat.

I really have nothing better to do.
User avatar #78 - demandsgayversion (01/20/2015) [-]
Are you the one who made the hat?
User avatar #38 - thegentleluger (01/19/2015) [-]
You should tell her that.
User avatar #82 - zuflux (01/21/2015) [-]
I can't. I don't want to guilt her into trying to change her, and seeing how she already has changed so radically from how she used to be, I don't think anyone but her can change it.
#95 - That isn't the same video. The Magnets move completely differe…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2015 on An apple getting crushed by... 0
User avatar #96 - techjoker (01/19/2015) [-]
The way the magnets are rotated after impact and how one of the wooden things bounces away suggests that it is the same video.
User avatar #97 - zuflux (01/19/2015) [-]
It probably is. But since the newer version had a much higher framerate and is from a different angle, they looked different enough to me. However, I take it back now.
#114 - I can't even be mad. The only thing she really tells every… 01/19/2015 on raep 0
#40 - I really like how it did one perfect halfturn and crashed perf… 01/19/2015 on What could possibly go wrong +5
#59 - Saying there was an Avatar The Last Airbender movie is like sa… 01/17/2015 on There is no movie +5
#144 - I just woke up. My brain isn't working. If it wouldn't ki… 01/15/2015 on Fecking greeks +1
#193 - Can't we all just appreciate that EA did something nice for a … 01/15/2015 on Good Guy EA, Bad Guy Cowboys +1
#2592 - Am I too late? D: 01/15/2015 on Sparkles for you 0
#142 - Still won't get the wine in the chamber to the left.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2015 on Fecking greeks 0
#143 - xanderish (01/15/2015) [-]
There's no chambers, its a cup with a column in the middle, the wine is all around said column, not divided in any way
User avatar #144 - zuflux (01/15/2015) [-]
I just woke up. My brain isn't working.
If it wouldn't kill me I'd put a mallet to the face for being so retarded.
#153 - That's a Fira at best. 01/14/2015 on Ukraine 0
#68 - Sucks that Kuvira basically tried to kill Bataar Jr when he wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on not korrasami. 0
User avatar #69 - stifflimb (01/14/2015) [-]
For once she got to have the lead role, she was not gonna let whiny Link ruin that for her, better blast him with a death ray!
#99 - Or if he dies, all the haters are going to go about saying tha… 01/14/2015 on Rant by TB (Read bottom to... 0
#92 - Meh, still use a xbox 360 controller for a lot of PC games. … 01/14/2015 on I want one of those. 0
#84 - Picture 01/13/2015 on Take a closer look at that... 0

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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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