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zuflux

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:Moss Norway
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I awoke in a field of pinelike grass .

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#658 - He's implying that it only dips to god, which implies he says …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Interesting Facts +2
#663 - Common Pepe (02/17/2015) [-]
He's implying that as a secular entity, it does not bow to other secular entities, but only to whatever higher powers in the universe that be.

So shut up and stop trying to be edgy.
#1678 - Norwaayy Straight south of Oslo. Great place. 02/16/2015 on Euro FJers, post your selfie +1
#298 - Picture 02/13/2015 on FJ YuGiOh Cards 2 0
#34 - Scared american housemoms seem to be calling the cops on the s…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Panzerkamfwagen +20
User avatar #80 - garymotherfingoak (02/11/2015) [-]
keep in mind of all the parents that don't freak the fuck out. they vastly outnumber the ones that do.
User avatar #65 - spceinvdr (02/11/2015) [-]
It's becuse these fat cunts watch tv news injected with more drama than information, preaching the evils of the 100 magazine clip and the deadly salt raifus and think that any minute could turn into the next sandy vagina shooting, and then when they call they lie about these innocent people, claiming they are threatening to kill her when really its some 12 year olds with pellet guns
#90 - apachechuck (02/11/2015) [-]
Mildly lost it at "sandy vagina".
#90 - Oh that right. I've completed the game close to a double digit…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2015 on Game Over 0
User avatar #91 - beroty (02/11/2015) [-]
meh, after doing some no bonfire runs that place just becomes an chore rather than an pain
still i can't into no death for shit because my jew part always dies trying to get items
#83 - Haven't played Dark Souls 2 in a while. Pre-what patch exactly?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Game Over 0
User avatar #89 - beroty (02/11/2015) [-]
pre-patch shrine of amana had those Sniper Bitches with an retarded tracking souls arrows
shiet nigga that thing could follow you from the second to the third bonfire and hit like an truck
getting an spell-parry shield or bows was almost obligatory if you aren't into masochism
User avatar #90 - zuflux (02/11/2015) [-]
Oh that right. I've completed the game close to a double digit amount of times, or more. I lost count, but I never had a spell parry shield. Now that you mention it the parrying was fixed recently, but I've worked out a strat involving a bow, lots of rolling, stamina management, and my Claymore to get past that place.

The first time I went through there, though, it was a pain in the ass.
Still hate that place.
User avatar #91 - beroty (02/11/2015) [-]
meh, after doing some no bonfire runs that place just becomes an chore rather than an pain
still i can't into no death for shit because my jew part always dies trying to get items
#300 - Just by seeing that "Top donors" page on her intermi… 02/11/2015 on Webm (mega) comp 4 0
#176 - I'm just so used to doing it myself that a plain handjob is so… 02/11/2015 on Legendary handjob 0
#91 - She's asking for a compliment. Not a one-word answer. Come on.… 02/10/2015 on Wife 0
#13 - Friend of mine had this exact carpet. I had one too, but it wa… 02/10/2015 on I grew up in the streets 0
#58 - It's embarrassing, but I only get them from excessively pickin… 02/10/2015 on hail satman +1
#221 - Looks like the legit source. Very good.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on Random Internet #37 0
#222 - whiteniggers (02/10/2015) [-]
thank you
#217 - Not the guy you thought, but whatever.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Random Internet #37 0
User avatar #220 - whiteniggers (02/10/2015) [-]
twitter.com/locust9/status/560722096771588096

Check out this guy, he's got so many pictures of the cat jesus christ it's so good looking lmao
User avatar #221 - zuflux (02/10/2015) [-]
Looks like the legit source. Very good.
#222 - whiteniggers (02/10/2015) [-]
thank you
#213 - Did some research (Reverse googled the picture and found a twi…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Random Internet #37 0
User avatar #215 - whiteniggers (02/10/2015) [-]
Was the twitter David Goldfarb? I'm pretty sure this cat belongs to him. Fucking crazy looking, man. I need this shit in my damn house
User avatar #217 - zuflux (02/10/2015) [-]
twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/563106022509019136

Not the guy you thought, but whatever.
User avatar #220 - whiteniggers (02/10/2015) [-]
twitter.com/locust9/status/560722096771588096

Check out this guy, he's got so many pictures of the cat jesus christ it's so good looking lmao
User avatar #221 - zuflux (02/10/2015) [-]
Looks like the legit source. Very good.
#222 - whiteniggers (02/10/2015) [-]
thank you
#41 - Just like Rugrats was for me. 02/09/2015 on Why Arnold? 0
#165 - I'd be mad too if someone I was supposed to meet looked wildly… 02/09/2015 on What are your thoughts FJ? +1
#50 - "Backblast!" 02/09/2015 on Newton's Third Law of Motion 0
#81 - I don't understand the height measurement. Say you're 5'9"…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Tom Cruise being tall 0
#98 - Common Pepe (02/09/2015) [-]
Imperial system , 12 inches in a foot , 3 feet in a yard , a metre is 39 + 3/8 inches , a foot of snow for us is roughly 30 cm so when the weather channel tells us 15cm of show is expected we know it's bout 6 inches . I'm 5'-9'' tall or 175.26 cm . Metric converters are installed on most computers sold in north America thank god for that .
#93 - Common Pepe (02/09/2015) [-]
12 inches in a foot for whatever reason.
User avatar #95 - sketchE (02/09/2015) [-]
because thats what the king said before they left us alone for a few hundred years
User avatar #83 - bme (02/09/2015) [-]
there are 12 inches in a foot it goes 1"-11" the 1 ft the 1'1"-1'11" 2ft 2'1-2'11" and so on
User avatar #82 - Bruda (02/09/2015) [-]
How many inches are in a foot?
User avatar #89 - sandwichchaser (02/09/2015) [-]
12" in 1'... Fucking Imperial System. Metric Makes More Sense.
#88 - skindread (02/09/2015) [-]
18?
#130 - It's strange how people take that ONE rule out of Leviticus bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2015 on Burn compilation 0
#149 - brainbruce (02/08/2015) [-]
That's how it is with all christian people, people just cherry pick the rules the like and ignore the ones they don't like. If you were to actually follow the bible without cherry picking you would be in jail within 24 hours.
#93 - I never do anything but weed unless it's for a special occasio… 02/06/2015 on Becky +1
#89 - Ah yeah, you got a point. Well, I was with my best friend, and…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Becky 0
User avatar #91 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
let's put it this way: if the friend who was sober said "damn zuflux, you look really strange right now"... on just the shrooms you'd over-evaluate that statement and probably go stare in the mirror

on a hippy flip (both) - you'd just laugh.

I actually haven't done them since I moved to Kansas to take care of my grandfather, but when I still lived in Denver i'd usually do them on new years and my birthday. It was never just about "Getting high" ... it was almost ritualistic
User avatar #93 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
I never do anything but weed unless it's for a special occasion. My best friend and I have this mentality about hallucinogens and mind altering substances like that. It makes it so much better.
#86 - Kinda scared of doing Mdma, honestly. But I wanna get some Dmt…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Becky 0
User avatar #88 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
I say that because the mdma will literally "block" the bad vibes, making it nearly impossible to have a bad mushroom trip. [On mushrooms, everything is important. Who you're around, where you're at, what music you listen to, what your mood is, ect) (unless of course, something goes horribly wrong outside of the high. Like, if you get stabbed that might fuck up the buzz lol)

But, that's MDMA.. not the "molly" they sell now. Which is like.. a cocktail of meth and Tylenol and who knows what else
User avatar #89 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
Ah yeah, you got a point. Well, I was with my best friend, and a few mutual friends, one who wasn't even tripping. We listened mostly to shpongle and had a great time.

The guy I get weed from can get me practically anything, so I'll take your words into consideration.
User avatar #91 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
let's put it this way: if the friend who was sober said "damn zuflux, you look really strange right now"... on just the shrooms you'd over-evaluate that statement and probably go stare in the mirror

on a hippy flip (both) - you'd just laugh.

I actually haven't done them since I moved to Kansas to take care of my grandfather, but when I still lived in Denver i'd usually do them on new years and my birthday. It was never just about "Getting high" ... it was almost ritualistic
User avatar #93 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
I never do anything but weed unless it's for a special occasion. My best friend and I have this mentality about hallucinogens and mind altering substances like that. It makes it so much better.
#84 - I've done acid, shrooms, I've been drunk, and I love getting h…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Becky 0
User avatar #85 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
>doing mushrooms without doing mdma

pls.
User avatar #86 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
Kinda scared of doing Mdma, honestly. But I wanna get some Dmt. Was going to years ago, but my contact was busted with child porn <.<
User avatar #88 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
I say that because the mdma will literally "block" the bad vibes, making it nearly impossible to have a bad mushroom trip. [On mushrooms, everything is important. Who you're around, where you're at, what music you listen to, what your mood is, ect) (unless of course, something goes horribly wrong outside of the high. Like, if you get stabbed that might fuck up the buzz lol)

But, that's MDMA.. not the "molly" they sell now. Which is like.. a cocktail of meth and Tylenol and who knows what else
User avatar #89 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
Ah yeah, you got a point. Well, I was with my best friend, and a few mutual friends, one who wasn't even tripping. We listened mostly to shpongle and had a great time.

The guy I get weed from can get me practically anything, so I'll take your words into consideration.
User avatar #91 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
let's put it this way: if the friend who was sober said "damn zuflux, you look really strange right now"... on just the shrooms you'd over-evaluate that statement and probably go stare in the mirror

on a hippy flip (both) - you'd just laugh.

I actually haven't done them since I moved to Kansas to take care of my grandfather, but when I still lived in Denver i'd usually do them on new years and my birthday. It was never just about "Getting high" ... it was almost ritualistic
User avatar #93 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
I never do anything but weed unless it's for a special occasion. My best friend and I have this mentality about hallucinogens and mind altering substances like that. It makes it so much better.
#79 - I love that there was a debate on a small show here in Norway,…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Becky 0
User avatar #81 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
the true gateway drug is alcohol

i know plenty of people who do nothing but smoke weed and they're content with that. But, I also know plenty who are more prone to try anything from cigs to acid while drinking.

Hell, a lot of them won't even smoke a cig UNLESS they're drinking.

marijuana is just a gateway to the kitchen
User avatar #84 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
I've done acid, shrooms, I've been drunk, and I love getting high on weed.
What I don't do however is mixing them together. Once you start to feel that need to mix drugs to feel like you're getting something out of it, you're on a very dangerous path.
User avatar #85 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
>doing mushrooms without doing mdma

pls.
User avatar #86 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
Kinda scared of doing Mdma, honestly. But I wanna get some Dmt. Was going to years ago, but my contact was busted with child porn <.<
User avatar #88 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
I say that because the mdma will literally "block" the bad vibes, making it nearly impossible to have a bad mushroom trip. [On mushrooms, everything is important. Who you're around, where you're at, what music you listen to, what your mood is, ect) (unless of course, something goes horribly wrong outside of the high. Like, if you get stabbed that might fuck up the buzz lol)

But, that's MDMA.. not the "molly" they sell now. Which is like.. a cocktail of meth and Tylenol and who knows what else
User avatar #89 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
Ah yeah, you got a point. Well, I was with my best friend, and a few mutual friends, one who wasn't even tripping. We listened mostly to shpongle and had a great time.

The guy I get weed from can get me practically anything, so I'll take your words into consideration.
User avatar #91 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
let's put it this way: if the friend who was sober said "damn zuflux, you look really strange right now"... on just the shrooms you'd over-evaluate that statement and probably go stare in the mirror

on a hippy flip (both) - you'd just laugh.

I actually haven't done them since I moved to Kansas to take care of my grandfather, but when I still lived in Denver i'd usually do them on new years and my birthday. It was never just about "Getting high" ... it was almost ritualistic
User avatar #93 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
I never do anything but weed unless it's for a special occasion. My best friend and I have this mentality about hallucinogens and mind altering substances like that. It makes it so much better.
#302 - I sold my car a few weeks back, and here in Norway we paid abo… 02/03/2015 on Oil Prices 0

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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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