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zuflux

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:5/27/2016
Location:Moss Norway
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Comment Ranking:#7978
Highest Content Rank:#12559
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Content Views:7129
Times Content Favorited:3 times
Total Comments Made:2607
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#64 - Sounds like these idiots first tried sounding hard with the ra… 02/17/2016 on DnD with a Grill +2
#100 - I finished The Witcher 3 sans the DLC on my Ps4 a few weeks ba… 02/16/2016 on That feeling 0
#33 - I'm sorry, but is locking the door to your room not possible/f…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2016 on 4chan Comp #54 0
#68 - anon (02/16/2016) [-]
Just amateur fappers.
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#50 - blowbags (02/16/2016) [-]
Uk here - I dont remember ever seeing a bedroom door lock unless it was an older sister who didn't want little shitty brothers going in her room.

But yea... knocking and waiting - dad has caught me and GF before cos he came in too soon though so a lock may have been handy. Thankfully parents are good humoured hippies and were due to go on vacation the morning after so got to pretend it never happened !
#37 - anon (02/16/2016) [-]
Not everyone has locks
#43 - I had a "Friend with benefits" around a year b… 02/14/2016 on wow bitch rude 0
#20 - This just reminds me of my deadbeat uncle who got a thai wife,… 02/12/2016 on withdrawing cash from ATM... 0
#22 - I always go to bed once I deem myself sleepy enough. It leads … 02/12/2016 on stages of sleeping 0
#183 - The hypocrisy is real. Had the genders been reversed the outra… 02/12/2016 on Nigger ATTACKS girl... +4
#79 - Realistic physics, yet he still carries about 600 rounds of am… 02/12/2016 on The Division Physics +1
#145 - One thing is that due to the age of the universe and where we … 02/12/2016 on ayy +4
#118 - No, because circles leave unused gaps between them. This also … 02/11/2016 on When you bump into a girl 0
#143 - The roundness of that right guy's beard fascinates me. 02/11/2016 on Our Hero Has Returned +1
#447409 - Goof troop was my jam as a kid man. The ending always made me cackle. 02/10/2016 on TINDER DATE WITH ADMIN 0
#447354 - Awww yeeaaa, Federline! 02/10/2016 on TINDER DATE WITH ADMIN 0
#447085 - Cockatrice dude  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2016 on TINDER DATE WITH ADMIN +4
#447287 - hanklecram (02/10/2016) [-]
#160 - I've long held the belief that putting a ring on someone as &q… 02/10/2016 on some of us really cant... 0
#73 - Not having someone for valentines isn't as bad, really. Wh… 02/10/2016 on What is love? 0
#66 - I feel ya. I ended a long time relationship, and while I'm gla… 02/10/2016 on What is love? +5
#447 - Doujinshi is an adult manga. A manga being a comic book. So ye… 02/07/2016 on /pol/ meets /h/ 0
#283 - Netorare=Cheating/Cuckolding. Usually without the other partne… 02/06/2016 on /pol/ meets /h/ 0
#276 - Netorare, probably not. Dilf should be obvious to most.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/06/2016 on /pol/ meets /h/ 0
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#440 - fuzzyballs (02/07/2016) [-]
so first off, that doesn't explain it, and secondly, what is a doujin? like just a comic book style thing, or is it a specific name for comic book style porn?
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#447 - zuflux (02/07/2016) [-]
Doujinshi is an adult manga. A manga being a comic book. So yes, adult comics. Porn comics.
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#279 - dharkmoswen (02/06/2016) [-]
Explanation for the rest of us?
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#283 - zuflux (02/06/2016) [-]
Netorare=Cheating/Cuckolding. Usually without the other partner's consent. Can vary.
Dilf= Daddy I'd like to fuck. These are for the most part old or middle-aged and overweight with exaggerated gross faces and dirty dicks. There's quite a lot of these. I think some of these are meant to resemble guys in advanced stages of wizardry. They're not necessarily actual fathers.
#240 - NTR and Dilf are the first things I look for in the tags on a …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/06/2016 on /pol/ meets /h/ +1
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#263 - fuzzyballs (02/06/2016) [-]
and normal people have no idea what the hell that even means
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#276 - zuflux (02/06/2016) [-]
Netorare, probably not. Dilf should be obvious to most.
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#440 - fuzzyballs (02/07/2016) [-]
so first off, that doesn't explain it, and secondly, what is a doujin? like just a comic book style thing, or is it a specific name for comic book style porn?
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#447 - zuflux (02/07/2016) [-]
Doujinshi is an adult manga. A manga being a comic book. So yes, adult comics. Porn comics.
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#279 - dharkmoswen (02/06/2016) [-]
Explanation for the rest of us?
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#283 - zuflux (02/06/2016) [-]
Netorare=Cheating/Cuckolding. Usually without the other partner's consent. Can vary.
Dilf= Daddy I'd like to fuck. These are for the most part old or middle-aged and overweight with exaggerated gross faces and dirty dicks. There's quite a lot of these. I think some of these are meant to resemble guys in advanced stages of wizardry. They're not necessarily actual fathers.
#99 - Soma is kinda like that. 02/05/2016 on Want +3
#51 - Didn't the fan send that fragrance banner in as a joke, and ac…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2016 on Sexist beer +27
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#52 - daentraya (02/05/2016) [-]
its possible the fan would have been licensed to do so, but its more likely that he was allowed to use the idea, and got that company to execute it. either way, it was fair all around and ive heard nothing about anyone being unhappy about the existence of eau my

www.amazon.com/Eau-My-1-7-oz-Cologne-Spray/dp/B00GS83884
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#73 - nustix (02/05/2016) [-]
The idea was proposed by wil wheaton, who is famous as well. So he doesn't really give a shit.
#113 - skebaba (02/05/2016) [-]
You mean mr Wil "Shut up, Wesley" Wheaton?
#31 - The white frost has come. The endtime is nigh. 02/04/2016 on Nature be doing crazy shit... 0
#18 - Nobody to ship out produce and other foods from warehouses to …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2016 on in awe, awe, awe 0
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#20 - SuperBobbis (02/04/2016) [-]
Fuck you're lucky.

I'm working in a warehouse right now (I'm on my break) and its 80% female and they are hell to work with. Always breaking shit with their forklifts. I'm the maintenance guy, I fix what they break, and they are aggressive as no one else is on their forks.

Hell, I'm even being replaced by a girl as of Monday... Dont worm with chicks in the warehouse man. Just don't.
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#49 - fjponythread (11/17/2015) [-]
Can I have the source of your avatar?
#50 to #49 - zuflux ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
I'm a furry, it's the face of my Burmecian character.
#51 to #50 - fjponythread (11/17/2015) [-]
Okay
Can I get a Furaffinity/InkBunny/Weasel/Dumblr link?
#52 to #51 - zuflux ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
#53 to #52 - fjponythread (11/17/2015) [-]
Thanks
#40 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
#41 to #40 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
#42 to #41 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
#43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
#44 to #43 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
#45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
#46 to #45 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
#47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
#48 to #47 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
#39 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ******, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid ****.
#38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
#35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
#36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
#31 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
#32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
#33 to #32 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
#34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
#30 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
#29 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
#26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
#27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
#28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
#16 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
#17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
#21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
#23 to #21 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
#24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
#25 to #24 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
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