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zuflux

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:9/02/2015
Location:Moss Norway
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I awoke in a field of pinelike grass .

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#1282 - Sankyuu :3 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF 0
#1166 - Thanks :u 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF 0
#1151 - Nah, it's alright. You asked, and I have literally nothing bet…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF +1
User avatar #1157 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
That's sick.
User avatar #1166 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Thanks :u
#1113 - It's a dragon. Very original, I know. Anyway, I'll dig through…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF 0
User avatar #1131 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
You don't have to if you don't want to lol
#1151 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Nah, it's alright. You asked, and I have literally nothing better to do than whore myself out.
It's hard to get the whole thing in one picture, because it's rather large, but you should be able to make out most of it.
User avatar #1157 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
That's sick.
User avatar #1166 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Thanks :u
#1105 - Picture 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF 0
#1098 - Yess. It's one that starts up at my shoulder and runs down the…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF 0
User avatar #1102 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
Cool! What is it of? Do you have pics?
User avatar #1113 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
It's a dragon. Very original, I know. Anyway, I'll dig through my dropbox. As I stated already, I don't often take pictures of myself, and my Dropbox account has expired, so I can't transfer new ones. Gimme a bit.
User avatar #1131 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
You don't have to if you don't want to lol
#1151 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Nah, it's alright. You asked, and I have literally nothing better to do than whore myself out.
It's hard to get the whole thing in one picture, because it's rather large, but you should be able to make out most of it.
User avatar #1157 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
That's sick.
User avatar #1166 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Thanks :u
#1088 - Hey, thank you! 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF 0
#1027 - Picture is about a year old. I almost never take pictures of m…  [+] (14 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF +1
User avatar #1208 - thatlittledoll (06/20/2015) [-]
you look... very nice <3
User avatar #1282 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Sankyuu :3
#1099 - tbagimus (06/20/2015) [-]
#1105 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #1083 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
QT. Is that a tattoo?
User avatar #1098 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Yess. It's one that starts up at my shoulder and runs down the length of my arm.
I'm very happy with it!
User avatar #1102 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
Cool! What is it of? Do you have pics?
User avatar #1113 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
It's a dragon. Very original, I know. Anyway, I'll dig through my dropbox. As I stated already, I don't often take pictures of myself, and my Dropbox account has expired, so I can't transfer new ones. Gimme a bit.
User avatar #1131 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
You don't have to if you don't want to lol
#1151 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Nah, it's alright. You asked, and I have literally nothing better to do than whore myself out.
It's hard to get the whole thing in one picture, because it's rather large, but you should be able to make out most of it.
User avatar #1157 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
That's sick.
User avatar #1166 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Thanks :u
User avatar #1061 - Elk (06/20/2015) [-]
Actually, dude, you look pretty good.
User avatar #1088 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Hey, thank you!
#241 - These candidates aren't thinking farther than teir noses, and … 06/20/2015 on Jon Stewart Reacts To... 0
#393 - Amm/Fors had plenty of Milk chocholate bars in the bags they d…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 0
#414 - teltjeger (06/19/2015) [-]
Nah, I served in Stabsbatteriet, enrolled august 13 so unless you enlisted after the mandatory year I guess not. Knew the guys that had the same position as me in Nils well since we had 4 weeks of job specific training together.

Though I still had plenty of time to tease the other guys over the radio. There was quite a few jokes regarding the weather in OP. That and the way one of the guys in 9 took radiochecks. We also got the habit of calling the guys taking the nightshift in gunbattery KO for vindvott 1, og vindvott 2. As most of the time that position was left to some random soldier since they were slightly undermanned our year. You could practically hear the insecurity on their voices over a simple 98 call-up from 9.
During cold response our extra ils-off claimed that one of the guys in Olga KO was so slow he almost died. Kinda harsh considering he had pretty much just left training, but we found it so funny it became an inside joke for quite some time.
#383 - I was in the artillery as well. Winter contingency of 2012. En…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 0
#385 - teltjeger (06/19/2015) [-]
Heh, I know how you feel. Got some shit for having a position that left me mostly under a roof in one way or another. So while the other guys were out in the cold or rain/snow I was sitting somewhat comfortably directing fire. ILS-ass/vognfører ftw!

Although it kinda sucked if you got the 2400-0600 shift as there is no firemissions during the night to let the locals get their sleep. So sitting on your ass for 6 hrs in a tine box with nothing to do but the occasional radiocheck got old quick. Well, that and the fuckings camouflage screening. Since you drove around a lot I'm sure you visited KO from time to time, so you probably know how the camouflage screening work. Now mix that with a lot of wind and some barbed wire next to the screening and you got a hell of a job the next time you see it.

We also had our taxidriver and like you he got some shit about it from time to time. Not as much as Amm/Fors got, but they deserved it for not giving us enough chocolate
User avatar #393 - zuflux (06/19/2015) [-]
Amm/Fors had plenty of Milk chocholate bars in the bags they delievered, problem was that some of them had a tendency to steal them out of the bags before delivering them to us. We hated them.
I know plenty about the camo screening. The luitenant I drove around with would randomly drill me on putting it up when we had some downtime. Depending on how long he expected the downtime to be, he'd tell me to just flop the curtains down and leave it like that, or to set it up properly, with the telescope rods and everything.

The radio guys did get some more shit than me, of course. Especially since two of them were experts at pretending to be Oslo west rich kids, putting on their smuggest of faces whenever they had the chance of teasing the rec-team or the guys in OP.

Our KO-wagon driver, I suppose he held the same position as you did, holding the radio on some nights. Had the snarkiest kind of humor. He was a southerner, and him, coupled with a south-american-Norwegian platoon commander made for some real funny moments.
Were you in Nils or Olga? Would be a funny coincidence if you served around the time I did.
#414 - teltjeger (06/19/2015) [-]
Nah, I served in Stabsbatteriet, enrolled august 13 so unless you enlisted after the mandatory year I guess not. Knew the guys that had the same position as me in Nils well since we had 4 weeks of job specific training together.

Though I still had plenty of time to tease the other guys over the radio. There was quite a few jokes regarding the weather in OP. That and the way one of the guys in 9 took radiochecks. We also got the habit of calling the guys taking the nightshift in gunbattery KO for vindvott 1, og vindvott 2. As most of the time that position was left to some random soldier since they were slightly undermanned our year. You could practically hear the insecurity on their voices over a simple 98 call-up from 9.
During cold response our extra ils-off claimed that one of the guys in Olga KO was so slow he almost died. Kinda harsh considering he had pretty much just left training, but we found it so funny it became an inside joke for quite some time.
#379 - Hey, where were you stationed? I can't tell where in Norway th…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/19/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 0
#381 - teltjeger (06/19/2015) [-]
I was part of the Artillerybattalion on Setermoen KDO, Stabsbatteriet 2013/14 . That does sound like something the guys in the security platoon would do, they often acted as the enemy on most of the smaller exercises we were on. Gotta let the guards feel like real soldiers some time right

Where were you stationed? Probably in the artillery or at least Setermoen considering you were attacked by the guard platoon.
User avatar #383 - zuflux (06/19/2015) [-]
I was in the artillery as well. Winter contingency of 2012. Ended up in the "Stabstropp" as the driver for the next in command. Got a lot of nasty comments because I got some privileges like extra sleep and a roof over my head on the shittier days. Still, being together with some of the higher ups was fun, had some great conversations with the people behind the ranks when they weren't as uptight and formal.

Considering my love for driving, it was a dream job, getting to do all sorts of crazy driving from time to time. Getting sent off to do my own "Missions" for the command in the field, and boss some fellow soldiers around on behalf of the luitenant. One of the harshest and most fun years I've ever had.
#385 - teltjeger (06/19/2015) [-]
Heh, I know how you feel. Got some shit for having a position that left me mostly under a roof in one way or another. So while the other guys were out in the cold or rain/snow I was sitting somewhat comfortably directing fire. ILS-ass/vognfører ftw!

Although it kinda sucked if you got the 2400-0600 shift as there is no firemissions during the night to let the locals get their sleep. So sitting on your ass for 6 hrs in a tine box with nothing to do but the occasional radiocheck got old quick. Well, that and the fuckings camouflage screening. Since you drove around a lot I'm sure you visited KO from time to time, so you probably know how the camouflage screening work. Now mix that with a lot of wind and some barbed wire next to the screening and you got a hell of a job the next time you see it.

We also had our taxidriver and like you he got some shit about it from time to time. Not as much as Amm/Fors got, but they deserved it for not giving us enough chocolate
User avatar #393 - zuflux (06/19/2015) [-]
Amm/Fors had plenty of Milk chocholate bars in the bags they delievered, problem was that some of them had a tendency to steal them out of the bags before delivering them to us. We hated them.
I know plenty about the camo screening. The luitenant I drove around with would randomly drill me on putting it up when we had some downtime. Depending on how long he expected the downtime to be, he'd tell me to just flop the curtains down and leave it like that, or to set it up properly, with the telescope rods and everything.

The radio guys did get some more shit than me, of course. Especially since two of them were experts at pretending to be Oslo west rich kids, putting on their smuggest of faces whenever they had the chance of teasing the rec-team or the guys in OP.

Our KO-wagon driver, I suppose he held the same position as you did, holding the radio on some nights. Had the snarkiest kind of humor. He was a southerner, and him, coupled with a south-american-Norwegian platoon commander made for some real funny moments.
Were you in Nils or Olga? Would be a funny coincidence if you served around the time I did.
#414 - teltjeger (06/19/2015) [-]
Nah, I served in Stabsbatteriet, enrolled august 13 so unless you enlisted after the mandatory year I guess not. Knew the guys that had the same position as me in Nils well since we had 4 weeks of job specific training together.

Though I still had plenty of time to tease the other guys over the radio. There was quite a few jokes regarding the weather in OP. That and the way one of the guys in 9 took radiochecks. We also got the habit of calling the guys taking the nightshift in gunbattery KO for vindvott 1, og vindvott 2. As most of the time that position was left to some random soldier since they were slightly undermanned our year. You could practically hear the insecurity on their voices over a simple 98 call-up from 9.
During cold response our extra ils-off claimed that one of the guys in Olga KO was so slow he almost died. Kinda harsh considering he had pretty much just left training, but we found it so funny it became an inside joke for quite some time.
#378 - To be fair, that first guy had much better for than the girl h… 06/19/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 0
#377 - I don't think it's very uncommon. During my conscription servi… 06/19/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 0
#122 - Hell, I'd wish I was able to find a nice girl on FJ, but I liv… 06/19/2015 on When two FJers find love 0
#114 - I saw the whole video, and I'm still having mild shivers from … 06/19/2015 on Act like a man get treated... 0
#1381 - **zuflux used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **zuflux rolls 520,701** 06/19/2015 on Highest roll defeats Admin 0
#39 - I've been checking her twitter during E3 for some rage fuel, a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2015 on Anita Sarkeesian is caught... +3
User avatar #47 - flnonymousseven (06/18/2015) [-]
don't worry, Japanese devs give a negative number of fucks about angry western feminists.
#94 - Been playing Destiny online since it released, a chunk of it i… 06/17/2015 on Single Player vs Multi Player 0
#89 - I never figured out how this game worked as a kid, and later I… 06/17/2015 on Muh Achievement 0
#53 - What, you don't fold them over each other? I fold them like fo… 06/17/2015 on 1 Ply Toilet Paper +3
#574 - Thank mr skeltal 06/16/2015 on Doot doot -1
#83 - Ah, that makes sense. I don't know what you identify as "…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2015 on Starter Pack Comp 0
User avatar #93 - mortolife (06/14/2015) [-]
You're fine from what you've said. Keep it to yourself and there's no problem, it's just when they start thinking they're cool or unique because they ¨Don't smoke, they vape¨.
#63 - Can someone enlighten me about the hate directed at people tha…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2015 on Starter Pack Comp 0
User avatar #72 - mortolife (06/14/2015) [-]
It's the pretentiousness of it mostly. The line I hear a lot is ¨Well at least I'm not smoking cigarettes!¨ I mean yeah, or you could just not smoke anything? I personally hate it because in my area, the people vaping are just the stoners and there aren't many groups I dislike more than stoners purely because of the ¨weed culture¨. Vapes are sold around the skate shops and in them around here so the two cultires have become synonymous.
User avatar #83 - zuflux (06/14/2015) [-]
Ah, that makes sense. I don't know what you identify as "Stoner Culture" but I smoke it when I have the economy for it, or when I visit a friend in the Netherlands. I've been told I don't act like a stoner though. Don't become any less productive or obnoxious cause of it.
I've heard the argument about cigarettes before though, and while it is true, it's not something to hold up as a trophy or anything of that sort.
User avatar #93 - mortolife (06/14/2015) [-]
You're fine from what you've said. Keep it to yourself and there's no problem, it's just when they start thinking they're cool or unique because they ¨Don't smoke, they vape¨.
#93 - Dragoon is the first class I fully levelled, and I found that …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/14/2015 on new franchise pls +1
User avatar #94 - xerros (06/14/2015) [-]
I do have a lot of fun screwing around on the Dragoon but DPS isn't my main class choice
yeah, leveling sub classes... not the most fun thing in the world
#127 - zedingo (06/14/2015) [-]
Is this where I rage about level caps making the game horrible? Or where I rage about 4 hours waiting for a party before Abyssea?
#163 - ainise (06/14/2015) [-]
Mmm..Hardest MMO boss ever...until their next hard boss.

Is it a problem that in something like 4 years he never gets killed without using a strategy that was unintended? SQUEENIX THINKS NOT!

And from the makers of the unkillable boss #1, comes the unkillable boxx #2, Pandemonium Warden! 18 hours, numerous forms, billions of life..he's unzerkable, unnukeable, overall unkillable. He's so hard, he'll make you sick IRL! Best come at him with at least 100 people, or he'll reset after murdering everyone who stands - OH WAIT ONLY 18 ALLOWED NOW! /ha,ha,ha.

(for those who don't know: www.destructoid.com/final-fantasy-xi-boss-causes-vomiting-takes-18-hours-to-beat-99391.phtml )
#164 - zedingo (06/14/2015) [-]
Yeah I remember that, it was shitty reporting on Kotaku's part. No one actually vomited. It was a "I'm sick of this" "I'm LITERALLY vomiting here. LITERALLY." exaggeration that they reported as truth. We beat Pandemonium Warden, got the time down to about an hour, and Absolute Virtue was still undefeated the next day.

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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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