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zuflux

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:5/28/2015
Location:Moss Norway
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Content Views:6923
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Total Comments Made:2130
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#75 - You want him to post 100% of the snake porn out there? Wha… 03/05/2015 on Sneks +6
#50 - I've lost more cats in my family than I have lost human family… 03/04/2015 on Before And After Photos Of... 0
#108 - Could have just used a Vita thoe. But who still owns … 03/03/2015 on A new era of facetiming 0
#66 - And I suppose listing yourself as an official source isn't go… 03/03/2015 on Well, shit +1
#239 - Man, he's the dude, bro. 03/01/2015 on Drawing with FunnyJunk part 2 +18
#101 - Know that feeling. Parents put my cat up for adoption for the … 02/28/2015 on A Man's Best Friend +1
#106 - Last I read on this, the indigenous people who made the statue… 02/27/2015 on They have full bodies 0
#247 - I cannot maintain a proper boner with a condom on, somewhat du…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on a title 0
User avatar #336 - Deeticky (02/22/2015) [-]
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#349 - I moved away from where I did Tkd in 2005, and I have not been…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on ISIS Spec Ops Training 0
User avatar #351 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh sweet, that's what I'm on now. I know how you feel with the money thing, I stopped it for like 4 years before I found a cheaper place after I moved away. Even though it's cheap the training is hellish, my susengnim is a straight up slave driver I tell you... But yeah, I hope you find a way to get back into it man
#347 - Agreed. Can't really expect that much from stone people.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2015 on ISIS Spec Ops Training 0
User avatar #348 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
Damn straight. If you don't mind me asking, do you still do tkd? If ya do, what belt are ya now?
User avatar #349 - zuflux (02/22/2015) [-]
I moved away from where I did Tkd in 2005, and I have not been able to do it since. It was only recently that I moved on my own, and I know there's a tkd club in Oslo, but as a student I can't afford either time or money to go there.

I was a 5-Kup when I had to quit, which in our area is a blue belt with a red strip at the end. Then red, then red with one, two and three black strips before you get the 1'st Dan.
I wanna take it back up, but right now I can't.
User avatar #351 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh sweet, that's what I'm on now. I know how you feel with the money thing, I stopped it for like 4 years before I found a cheaper place after I moved away. Even though it's cheap the training is hellish, my susengnim is a straight up slave driver I tell you... But yeah, I hope you find a way to get back into it man
#334 - I just noticed that in the first "red" scene, the gu…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/22/2015 on ISIS Spec Ops Training +1
User avatar #344 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
And he butchered it too, I've seen a 8 year old do it better.
User avatar #347 - zuflux (02/22/2015) [-]
Agreed. Can't really expect that much from stone people.
User avatar #348 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
Damn straight. If you don't mind me asking, do you still do tkd? If ya do, what belt are ya now?
User avatar #349 - zuflux (02/22/2015) [-]
I moved away from where I did Tkd in 2005, and I have not been able to do it since. It was only recently that I moved on my own, and I know there's a tkd club in Oslo, but as a student I can't afford either time or money to go there.

I was a 5-Kup when I had to quit, which in our area is a blue belt with a red strip at the end. Then red, then red with one, two and three black strips before you get the 1'st Dan.
I wanna take it back up, but right now I can't.
User avatar #351 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh sweet, that's what I'm on now. I know how you feel with the money thing, I stopped it for like 4 years before I found a cheaper place after I moved away. Even though it's cheap the training is hellish, my susengnim is a straight up slave driver I tell you... But yeah, I hope you find a way to get back into it man
#171 - Ok, I'm studying to become a 3D artist, so I wonder about the … 02/21/2015 on Cartoon Facts Part 1 0
#193 - The hammer on that gun isn't cocked. She does not seem to… 02/21/2015 on People who shouldn't be alive 0
#92 - Almost all ships that I notice within certain fandoms are almo… 02/21/2015 on Tumblr Comp 0
#356 - I'd like to know about military forces in special OP's outside… 02/21/2015 on Navy SEALs Fact Compilation 0
#75 - Actually, in that case the guys who were fired upon have to be… 02/20/2015 on Wisdom From a WWII veteran -1
#94 - Picture 02/18/2015 on Tumblr Comp Part 3 0
#658 - He's implying that it only dips to god, which implies he says …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Interesting Facts +2
#663 - Absolute Madman (02/17/2015) [-]
He's implying that as a secular entity, it does not bow to other secular entities, but only to whatever higher powers in the universe that be.

So shut up and stop trying to be edgy.
#1678 - Norwaayy Straight south of Oslo. Great place. 02/16/2015 on Euro FJers, post your selfie +1
#298 - Picture 02/13/2015 on FJ YuGiOh Cards 2 0
#34 - Scared american housemoms seem to be calling the cops on the s…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Panzerkamfwagen +20
User avatar #80 - garymotherfingoak (02/11/2015) [-]
keep in mind of all the parents that don't freak the fuck out. they vastly outnumber the ones that do.
User avatar #65 - spceinvdr (02/11/2015) [-]
It's becuse these fat cunts watch tv news injected with more drama than information, preaching the evils of the 100 magazine clip and the deadly salt raifus and think that any minute could turn into the next sandy vagina shooting, and then when they call they lie about these innocent people, claiming they are threatening to kill her when really its some 12 year olds with pellet guns
#90 - apachechuck (02/11/2015) [-]
Mildly lost it at "sandy vagina".
#90 - Oh that right. I've completed the game close to a double digit…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2015 on Game Over 0
User avatar #91 - beroty (02/11/2015) [-]
meh, after doing some no bonfire runs that place just becomes an chore rather than an pain
still i can't into no death for shit because my jew part always dies trying to get items
#83 - Haven't played Dark Souls 2 in a while. Pre-what patch exactly?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Game Over 0
User avatar #89 - beroty (02/11/2015) [-]
pre-patch shrine of amana had those Sniper Bitches with an retarded tracking souls arrows
shiet nigga that thing could follow you from the second to the third bonfire and hit like an truck
getting an spell-parry shield or bows was almost obligatory if you aren't into masochism
User avatar #90 - zuflux (02/11/2015) [-]
Oh that right. I've completed the game close to a double digit amount of times, or more. I lost count, but I never had a spell parry shield. Now that you mention it the parrying was fixed recently, but I've worked out a strat involving a bow, lots of rolling, stamina management, and my Claymore to get past that place.

The first time I went through there, though, it was a pain in the ass.
Still hate that place.
User avatar #91 - beroty (02/11/2015) [-]
meh, after doing some no bonfire runs that place just becomes an chore rather than an pain
still i can't into no death for shit because my jew part always dies trying to get items
#300 - Just by seeing that "Top donors" page on her intermi… 02/11/2015 on Webm (mega) comp 4 0
#176 - I'm just so used to doing it myself that a plain handjob is so… 02/11/2015 on Legendary handjob 0

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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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