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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:Moss Norway
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#195 - We don't need a big military when we don't go starting wars al…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/05/2015 on English speaking master race. +1
User avatar #197 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
You would literally get your asses kicked in the first few days...you don't start wars BECAUSE you don't have a military presence. You don't need one. When the shit hits the fan, we will be there to bail you out...and then you can bash us afterwards. We're used to it.
User avatar #199 - zuflux (03/05/2015) [-]
I think you get bashed on for taking liberties with the countries you invade, and for taking the credit for winning wars you really haven't.
User avatar #203 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
We get bashed on because we get our hands dirty. We also don't go on record as claiming to have won any war (prior to WW2) which we proclaimed as an Allied victory. Go ahead and check history. You can sit there in your happy little Scandinavian wonderland, and pretend that the US didn't change the outcome of the bloodiest war in history. Whatever makes you feel good. Either way, I don't like to engage in arguments regarding geographical hubris. Because if you were born in the States, and I had been born in Norway...it would be the same argument, juxtaposed. Good day.
User avatar #208 - zuflux (03/05/2015) [-]
Can't argue with that. The states have been a great ally in the past, but as it is now it feels like something else.
I honestly don't feel that great pride for where I'm from. Can't help a little hubris, but I try to keep the "where I'm from is better than where you're from" since it really just boils down to being one person amongst billions, and where you're from hardly makes any difference from a biological standpoint.
User avatar #213 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
Agreed. But for the record...our dicks aren't THAT small...
User avatar #214 - zuflux (03/05/2015) [-]
I could care more about the sizes of dicks. But thanks for being civil.
User avatar #216 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
No worries. Troll Hunter was a great movie BTW. Been anxiously awaiting the sequel.
User avatar #219 - zuflux (03/05/2015) [-]
Actually never seen the film myself. I intend to, but one of my pet peeves about films produced up here, is that stuff often gets dreary and sad, and somehow they manage to make the sound so it picks up even the slightest breathing, which gets annoying.
User avatar #220 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
In this particular case, that technique actually works for the film. The only thing about the film that could have been omitted were a lot of the unnecessary "driving while filming" shots. Other than that, it was a solid movie.
#483 - Somehow your ship went from sinking to floating, and it was qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on Drawing with FunnyJunk part 2 0
#485 - pariahlol (03/05/2015) [-]
The picture is quite magical indeed
#188 - When I say "overcompensate" I mean they have big gun…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/05/2015 on English speaking master race. +3
User avatar #238 - blackberryjack (03/05/2015) [-]
I'm inclined to agree with you regarding the state of our cinematic efforts since about 2000. We, as a nation, have a tendency to invest too much stock into hype in nearly every form of media. The popularity of movies is now largely predicated on how loud the music is, how big the explosions are, how many car crashes and bullets can be packed into an hour and a half, and how melodramatic the lead actor can be. Every now and then, we get a gem with some substance. I think we could do with a few more.
User avatar #192 - acedce (03/05/2015) [-]
its compensation for allies.
User avatar #191 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
Big words coming from a country who has less available manpower in their military than we have girl scouts...
User avatar #195 - zuflux (03/05/2015) [-]
We don't need a big military when we don't go starting wars all over the place.
User avatar #197 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
You would literally get your asses kicked in the first few days...you don't start wars BECAUSE you don't have a military presence. You don't need one. When the shit hits the fan, we will be there to bail you out...and then you can bash us afterwards. We're used to it.
User avatar #199 - zuflux (03/05/2015) [-]
I think you get bashed on for taking liberties with the countries you invade, and for taking the credit for winning wars you really haven't.
User avatar #203 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
We get bashed on because we get our hands dirty. We also don't go on record as claiming to have won any war (prior to WW2) which we proclaimed as an Allied victory. Go ahead and check history. You can sit there in your happy little Scandinavian wonderland, and pretend that the US didn't change the outcome of the bloodiest war in history. Whatever makes you feel good. Either way, I don't like to engage in arguments regarding geographical hubris. Because if you were born in the States, and I had been born in Norway...it would be the same argument, juxtaposed. Good day.
User avatar #208 - zuflux (03/05/2015) [-]
Can't argue with that. The states have been a great ally in the past, but as it is now it feels like something else.
I honestly don't feel that great pride for where I'm from. Can't help a little hubris, but I try to keep the "where I'm from is better than where you're from" since it really just boils down to being one person amongst billions, and where you're from hardly makes any difference from a biological standpoint.
User avatar #213 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
Agreed. But for the record...our dicks aren't THAT small...
User avatar #214 - zuflux (03/05/2015) [-]
I could care more about the sizes of dicks. But thanks for being civil.
User avatar #216 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
No worries. Troll Hunter was a great movie BTW. Been anxiously awaiting the sequel.
User avatar #219 - zuflux (03/05/2015) [-]
Actually never seen the film myself. I intend to, but one of my pet peeves about films produced up here, is that stuff often gets dreary and sad, and somehow they manage to make the sound so it picks up even the slightest breathing, which gets annoying.
User avatar #220 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
In this particular case, that technique actually works for the film. The only thing about the film that could have been omitted were a lot of the unnecessary "driving while filming" shots. Other than that, it was a solid movie.
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User avatar #48 - YllekNayr (03/05/2015) [-]
No shit.
I'm an atheist.
#101 - Well, I got college now, taking a bachelor for 3D graphics. Th… 03/05/2015 on Hei alle venner 0
#176 - Americans have a compensation issue. The English always ha…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/05/2015 on English speaking master race. +4
User avatar #187 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
America isn't compensating chief. We already have the biggest guns and the largest military. We expect our action movies to "go big or go home". This isn't North Korea

sorry fearless leader
User avatar #188 - zuflux (03/05/2015) [-]
When I say "overcompensate" I mean they have big guns, big everything to compensate for small dicks/Insecurity.
Besides that, the quality of Hollywood movies have declined pretty harshly lately.
User avatar #238 - blackberryjack (03/05/2015) [-]
I'm inclined to agree with you regarding the state of our cinematic efforts since about 2000. We, as a nation, have a tendency to invest too much stock into hype in nearly every form of media. The popularity of movies is now largely predicated on how loud the music is, how big the explosions are, how many car crashes and bullets can be packed into an hour and a half, and how melodramatic the lead actor can be. Every now and then, we get a gem with some substance. I think we could do with a few more.
User avatar #192 - acedce (03/05/2015) [-]
its compensation for allies.
User avatar #191 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
Big words coming from a country who has less available manpower in their military than we have girl scouts...
User avatar #195 - zuflux (03/05/2015) [-]
We don't need a big military when we don't go starting wars all over the place.
User avatar #197 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
You would literally get your asses kicked in the first few days...you don't start wars BECAUSE you don't have a military presence. You don't need one. When the shit hits the fan, we will be there to bail you out...and then you can bash us afterwards. We're used to it.
User avatar #199 - zuflux (03/05/2015) [-]
I think you get bashed on for taking liberties with the countries you invade, and for taking the credit for winning wars you really haven't.
User avatar #203 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
We get bashed on because we get our hands dirty. We also don't go on record as claiming to have won any war (prior to WW2) which we proclaimed as an Allied victory. Go ahead and check history. You can sit there in your happy little Scandinavian wonderland, and pretend that the US didn't change the outcome of the bloodiest war in history. Whatever makes you feel good. Either way, I don't like to engage in arguments regarding geographical hubris. Because if you were born in the States, and I had been born in Norway...it would be the same argument, juxtaposed. Good day.
User avatar #208 - zuflux (03/05/2015) [-]
Can't argue with that. The states have been a great ally in the past, but as it is now it feels like something else.
I honestly don't feel that great pride for where I'm from. Can't help a little hubris, but I try to keep the "where I'm from is better than where you're from" since it really just boils down to being one person amongst billions, and where you're from hardly makes any difference from a biological standpoint.
User avatar #213 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
Agreed. But for the record...our dicks aren't THAT small...
User avatar #214 - zuflux (03/05/2015) [-]
I could care more about the sizes of dicks. But thanks for being civil.
User avatar #216 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
No worries. Troll Hunter was a great movie BTW. Been anxiously awaiting the sequel.
User avatar #219 - zuflux (03/05/2015) [-]
Actually never seen the film myself. I intend to, but one of my pet peeves about films produced up here, is that stuff often gets dreary and sad, and somehow they manage to make the sound so it picks up even the slightest breathing, which gets annoying.
User avatar #220 - travishein (03/05/2015) [-]
In this particular case, that technique actually works for the film. The only thing about the film that could have been omitted were a lot of the unnecessary "driving while filming" shots. Other than that, it was a solid movie.
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User avatar #336 - Deeticky (02/22/2015) [-]
You won't have to wait too much longer. A gel-injection form of male birth control is looking to hit the market around 2017.

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#349 - I moved away from where I did Tkd in 2005, and I have not been…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on ISIS Spec Ops Training 0
User avatar #351 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh sweet, that's what I'm on now. I know how you feel with the money thing, I stopped it for like 4 years before I found a cheaper place after I moved away. Even though it's cheap the training is hellish, my susengnim is a straight up slave driver I tell you... But yeah, I hope you find a way to get back into it man
#347 - Agreed. Can't really expect that much from stone people.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2015 on ISIS Spec Ops Training 0
User avatar #348 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
Damn straight. If you don't mind me asking, do you still do tkd? If ya do, what belt are ya now?
User avatar #349 - zuflux (02/22/2015) [-]
I moved away from where I did Tkd in 2005, and I have not been able to do it since. It was only recently that I moved on my own, and I know there's a tkd club in Oslo, but as a student I can't afford either time or money to go there.

I was a 5-Kup when I had to quit, which in our area is a blue belt with a red strip at the end. Then red, then red with one, two and three black strips before you get the 1'st Dan.
I wanna take it back up, but right now I can't.
User avatar #351 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh sweet, that's what I'm on now. I know how you feel with the money thing, I stopped it for like 4 years before I found a cheaper place after I moved away. Even though it's cheap the training is hellish, my susengnim is a straight up slave driver I tell you... But yeah, I hope you find a way to get back into it man
#334 - I just noticed that in the first "red" scene, the gu…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/22/2015 on ISIS Spec Ops Training +1
User avatar #344 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
And he butchered it too, I've seen a 8 year old do it better.
User avatar #347 - zuflux (02/22/2015) [-]
Agreed. Can't really expect that much from stone people.
User avatar #348 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
Damn straight. If you don't mind me asking, do you still do tkd? If ya do, what belt are ya now?
User avatar #349 - zuflux (02/22/2015) [-]
I moved away from where I did Tkd in 2005, and I have not been able to do it since. It was only recently that I moved on my own, and I know there's a tkd club in Oslo, but as a student I can't afford either time or money to go there.

I was a 5-Kup when I had to quit, which in our area is a blue belt with a red strip at the end. Then red, then red with one, two and three black strips before you get the 1'st Dan.
I wanna take it back up, but right now I can't.
User avatar #351 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh sweet, that's what I'm on now. I know how you feel with the money thing, I stopped it for like 4 years before I found a cheaper place after I moved away. Even though it's cheap the training is hellish, my susengnim is a straight up slave driver I tell you... But yeah, I hope you find a way to get back into it man
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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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