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#63 - No wonder this bitch isn't making money. She's spending more t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2016 on Rekt 0
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#70 - shunkahawolf (03/03/2016) [-]
in my experience the truly marginalized and oppressed rarely ever call themselves marginalized or oppressed.
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#118 - theguythatisnotyou (03/03/2016) [-]
There is the quote that I enjoy that I think goes along with this
"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." This has been attribute to John Steinbeck, but it is disputed on whether he actually said t.
#26 - Most american TV shows I see whenever I flip the ol' box on: … 03/02/2016 on True Story 0
#171 - She makes nearly double of what an employee at McD's would mak… 03/02/2016 on Liberal gets a taste of... 0
#51 - She is acting just the way that makes her kids turn into bad people..  [+] (2 new replies) 02/29/2016 on The mystery solved. +13
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#65 - FeeFieFoe (02/29/2016) [-]
dont forget teaching kids not to ''snitch'' is one of the most common things they do. ''I know he killed 10 people but he my boy I aint no snitch''
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#81 - commontroll (02/29/2016) [-]
To be fair, even elementary white kids don't want to be "tattletales." It's just that while kids are supposed to eventually not care that much about what people think about them, in the ghetto you have the gang culture which is all about self indulgence and family-like bonds. Meaning you stay loyal to them, and you also are praised and encouraged to act like a kid in regards to emotional response and having fun.
#80 - This is creepily accurate. 02/26/2016 on When you lookin' for decent... 0
#119 - This is nothing new. I was bullied a bunch as a kid, and once … 02/25/2016 on You're gonna hear me roar... 0
#60 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2016 on Pixar sex scenes +2
#91 - ultronyourgod (02/22/2016) [-]
Why do I get eye cancer whenever I've been cured?
#80 - Good attitude. I definitely sounds like you had a mild eperien… 02/22/2016 on The More You Know +1
#63 - I don't know what kind of dosage a "Half tab" is, bu…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2016 on The More You Know +1
#74 - shuckmywang (02/22/2016) [-]
ya i'll take more if i ever try it again. i think it definitely wasnt enough since he told me i was supposed to see stuff move or something and all that happened visually was everything looked brighter and sorta pretty. i think it affected my other senses a little more- like i was very interested in sitting in a place where i could hear a lot of things but none of it was distinct or it felt very very intense if he touched me.

i went to sleep because i had some homework due the next day and i needed to sleep kinda regularly because i had to get up at six the day after that to go home. next time, ill try it on a weekend when i dont have so much going on.

id like to try it again and have it work. i really liked how much it opened my mind and made me able to think outside myself and even learn. id like to have more of a visual effect. it seems like it would be fun had it worked right
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#128 - liquidfunny (02/22/2016) [-]
I completely agree with zuflux, i was going to send you pretty much the same thing he said.
also if you want good visuals you need 2 tabs, it might sound like alot but alot of people I know started with 2 tabs.
also fucking on lsd is 10/10
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#140 - shuckmywang (02/23/2016) [-]
i was going to find out about fucking but i was already really really sensitive that weekend and i kinda got overstimulated, started to suck his dick, and got nauseous so i had to quit
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#80 - zuflux (02/22/2016) [-]
Good attitude. I definitely sounds like you had a mild eperience, when considering your obligations might have been a good thing. Lsd works really well in conjunction with large patterns in the visual department and makes picking up different sounds easier in the auditory department. If you actually have visions that differ from just having a warped "Living" Field of view varies. On a festival once I tripped all day, and once evening came and me and a friend laid down in the grass, I could see fractals in the sky. It was really nice, as I was just coasting on the landing part of my high at that point.

I highly suggest watching this movie: www.imdb.com/title/tt1014762/
while tripping sometime.

Finally I'd like to mention a thing a friend who introduced me to weed, and psychadelica. If you get the chance to try Psilocybin (Shrooms, Magic mushroms) do it. It's similar to an acid trip but very, very different from person to person, and is for most an introspective experience. He said this about the two: "Acid is like watching a tv. Shrooms is like picking up the remote and changing channels."

Oh, and if you like music to go with the experiences, Shpongle, Ott and Carbon Based Lifeforms and similar artists are great, if you don't mind strange soundscapes.
#18 - The 'Yote also ****** 5 bitches and got charged for 3 rapes af… 02/20/2016 on random shit comp 2 0
#12 - Every time people write like this? I wanna track them down…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2016 on bear punch +4
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#18 - mrdrprofbraeden (02/20/2016) [-]
What are you taking about!
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#14 - xgeneration (02/20/2016) [-]
i totally agree like oh my god?????????
#65 - I dunno. There's just something about it that feels off. I've … 02/20/2016 on Morbid-ish comp 0
#38 - You'll be "Madmin" and that is that. 02/20/2016 on I'm transitioning 0
#2 - Damn, Papyrus is a dapper bonehead. 02/19/2016 on Undertale Mob Part 10 +9
#95 - Sometimes I wonder how you even get that much experience in us… 02/19/2016 on tinder truth spit by guy 0
#81 - Yea sure, but I started out reading the manga, and until I cau… 02/19/2016 on Basically my daily routine +1
#78 - It started out great. I loved the manga first and foremost. Tr…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2016 on Basically my daily routine +7
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#79 - ironstorm (02/19/2016) [-]
I like tiddies and zombies so I'm fine with it. Fan service is funny.
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#81 - zuflux (02/19/2016) [-]
Yea sure, but I started out reading the manga, and until I caught up with the recent chapters it was actually fairly serious. The anime felt like it took all the fanservice and none of the serious.
#42 - People's need for gratuity is getting disgusting. 02/19/2016 on faith lost 0
#35 - Now we just need to make them shine UV light so the Kryll won'… 02/19/2016 on When you're scared of the dark 0
#52 - Yes, I have a fridge. A waist-high hand-me down for next to no…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2016 on Stuff comp +2
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#82 - redstonealchemist (02/19/2016) [-]
i know a little how you feel.
i was a very burly kid and when i went to secondary school, i needed a blazer that was big enough, one that was made for a 17 year old... and i was 12 (switched schools).
that blazer is a year older than me and hasn't fit me properly since i was 15.
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#73 - truezen (02/19/2016) [-]
#332 - This is ******* lunatic. I love it. 02/18/2016 on Riding spinners mode +1
#83 - Furry porn isn't drawn bestiality. While characters depicted a… 02/18/2016 on Still the wrongest man on... 0
#19 - I thought Grant laughed because Kari had to ask "Only sec…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2016 on Webm Comp 1/? +11
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#44 - thesguy (02/18/2016) [-]


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#20 - bloodmadnertwo (02/18/2016) [-]
Not gonna lie, i could probably finish in seconds with kari, she's gorgeous.
#50 - I do sometimes like the porn. As soon as it evolves from being… 02/17/2016 on Still the wrongest man on... 0
#25 - I was 17. I feel ya, man.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2016 on Still the wrongest man on... +2
#29 - mlpissomewhatmeh (02/17/2016) [-]
I'm 22 and it seems just yesterday bronies were the new thing.

6 fucking years.

Think about it for a sec, girls that grew up watching MLP now no longer watch it because they've grown out of it.

I need to lie down. Let's hope I'm not 50 when I wake up.

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#27 - thedankmemer (02/17/2016) [-]
16... woha I was young
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#49 - fjponythread (11/17/2015) [-]
Can I have the source of your avatar?
#50 to #49 - zuflux ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
I'm a furry, it's the face of my Burmecian character.
#51 to #50 - fjponythread (11/17/2015) [-]
Can I get a Furaffinity/InkBunny/Weasel/Dumblr link?
#52 to #51 - zuflux ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
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#40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
#41 to #40 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
#42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
#43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
#44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
#45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
#46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
#47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
#48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
#39 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ******, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid ****.
#38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
#35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
#36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
#31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
#32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
#33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
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#30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
#29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
#26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
#27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
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#16 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
#17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
#21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
#23 to #21 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
#24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
#25 to #24 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
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