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|#63 - No wonder this bitch isn't making money. She's spending more t… [+] (2 new replies)||03/03/2016 on Rekt||0|
#118 - theguythatisnotyou (03/03/2016) [-]
There is the quote that I enjoy that I think goes along with this
"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." This has been attribute to John Steinbeck, but it is disputed on whether he actually said t.
|#26 - Most american TV shows I see whenever I flip the ol' box on: …||03/02/2016 on True Story||0|
|#171 - She makes nearly double of what an employee at McD's would mak…||03/02/2016 on Liberal gets a taste of...||0|
|#51 - She is acting just the way that makes her kids turn into bad people.. [+] (2 new replies)||02/29/2016 on The mystery solved.||+13|
#81 - commontroll (02/29/2016) [-]
To be fair, even elementary white kids don't want to be "tattletales." It's just that while kids are supposed to eventually not care that much about what people think about them, in the ghetto you have the gang culture which is all about self indulgence and family-like bonds. Meaning you stay loyal to them, and you also are praised and encouraged to act like a kid in regards to emotional response and having fun.
|#80 - This is creepily accurate.||02/26/2016 on When you lookin' for decent...||0|
|#119 - This is nothing new. I was bullied a bunch as a kid, and once …||02/25/2016 on You're gonna hear me roar...||0|
|#60 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||02/22/2016 on Pixar sex scenes||+2|
|#80 - Good attitude. I definitely sounds like you had a mild eperien…||02/22/2016 on The More You Know||+1|
|#63 - I don't know what kind of dosage a "Half tab" is, bu… [+] (4 new replies)||02/22/2016 on The More You Know||+1|
#74 - shuckmywang (02/22/2016) [-]
i went to sleep because i had some homework due the next day and i needed to sleep kinda regularly because i had to get up at six the day after that to go home. next time, ill try it on a weekend when i dont have so much going on.
id like to try it again and have it work. i really liked how much it opened my mind and made me able to think outside myself and even learn. id like to have more of a visual effect. it seems like it would be fun had it worked right
#80 - zuflux (02/22/2016) [-]
Good attitude. I definitely sounds like you had a mild eperience, when considering your obligations might have been a good thing. Lsd works really well in conjunction with large patterns in the visual department and makes picking up different sounds easier in the auditory department. If you actually have visions that differ from just having a warped "Living" Field of view varies. On a festival once I tripped all day, and once evening came and me and a friend laid down in the grass, I could see fractals in the sky. It was really nice, as I was just coasting on the landing part of my high at that point.
I highly suggest watching this movie: www.imdb.com/title/tt1014762/
while tripping sometime.
Finally I'd like to mention a thing a friend who introduced me to weed, and psychadelica. If you get the chance to try Psilocybin (Shrooms, Magic mushroms) do it. It's similar to an acid trip but very, very different from person to person, and is for most an introspective experience. He said this about the two: "Acid is like watching a tv. Shrooms is like picking up the remote and changing channels."
Oh, and if you like music to go with the experiences, Shpongle, Ott and Carbon Based Lifeforms and similar artists are great, if you don't mind strange soundscapes.
|#18 - The 'Yote also ****** 5 bitches and got charged for 3 rapes af…||02/20/2016 on random shit comp 2||0|
|#12 - Every time people write like this? I wanna track them down… [+] (2 new replies)||02/20/2016 on bear punch||+4|
|#65 - I dunno. There's just something about it that feels off. I've …||02/20/2016 on Morbid-ish comp||0|
|#38 - You'll be "Madmin" and that is that.||02/20/2016 on I'm transitioning||0|
|#2 - Damn, Papyrus is a dapper bonehead.||02/19/2016 on Undertale Mob Part 10||+9|
|#95 - Sometimes I wonder how you even get that much experience in us…||02/19/2016 on tinder truth spit by guy||0|
|#81 - Yea sure, but I started out reading the manga, and until I cau…||02/19/2016 on Basically my daily routine||+1|
|#78 - It started out great. I loved the manga first and foremost. Tr… [+] (2 new replies)||02/19/2016 on Basically my daily routine||+7|
|#42 - People's need for gratuity is getting disgusting.||02/19/2016 on faith lost||0|
|#35 - Now we just need to make them shine UV light so the Kryll won'…||02/19/2016 on When you're scared of the dark||0|
|#52 - Yes, I have a fridge. A waist-high hand-me down for next to no… [+] (2 new replies)||02/19/2016 on Stuff comp||+2|
#82 - redstonealchemist (02/19/2016) [-]
i know a little how you feel.
i was a very burly kid and when i went to secondary school, i needed a blazer that was big enough, one that was made for a 17 year old... and i was 12 (switched schools).
that blazer is a year older than me and hasn't fit me properly since i was 15.
|#332 - This is ******* lunatic. I love it.||02/18/2016 on Riding spinners mode||+1|
|#83 - Furry porn isn't drawn bestiality. While characters depicted a…||02/18/2016 on Still the wrongest man on...||0|
|#19 - I thought Grant laughed because Kari had to ask "Only sec… [+] (2 new replies)||02/18/2016 on Webm Comp 1/?||+11|
|#50 - I do sometimes like the porn. As soon as it evolves from being…||02/17/2016 on Still the wrongest man on...||0|
|#25 - I was 17. I feel ya, man. [+] (2 new replies)||02/17/2016 on Still the wrongest man on...||+2|
#29 - mlpissomewhatmeh (02/17/2016) [-]
I'm 22 and it seems just yesterday bronies were the new thing.
6 fucking years.
Think about it for a sec, girls that grew up watching MLP now no longer watch it because they've grown out of it.
I need to lie down. Let's hope I'm not 50 when I wake up.
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