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#162 - Considering I have my fingers up my own asshole half the time … 08/04/2015 on Shiiiieet +1
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User avatar #33 - grumpexplain (08/03/2015) [-]
I have a terabyte. I just wanted a bunch of space, a lot of the games I didn't even play anyway.
#186 - I do realize that the pill is something that has to be taken e…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2015 on Planned Parenthood gets A+ +4
User avatar #254 - wisdombranch (08/04/2015) [-]
Never heard of Phimosis, but, I have had [Lifestyles extra sensitive] & [Trojan Magnum]. I am not a large man (down there) but I found that the magnum just slipped less (possibly due to being 20 microns thicker.)
User avatar #264 - zuflux (08/05/2015) [-]
I have no need to boast my size. I'm slightly above average. But as you know, that has zero effect on whether or not a condom should fit.

Phimosis is a condition in where your foreskin is tighter than it should be around your shaft. In extreme cases it completely prevents you from pulling the skin back without pain and possibly even tearing it. That was my case in my pre-teen years and I experienced my first erections. I don't remember what the doctor did at all, but I'm pretty sure it was nothing.

I've been to bed with all sorts of condoms. Anyone I could get my hands on, and being in Norway, the selection is a tick thinner than in the states. Nothing I tried really worked. Only solution is to really rile me up and put the rubber on for the final stretch. But due to how it takes you out of the moment, it's not a very viable solution for a healthy sex life.

Shit sucks, mang.
User avatar #258 - elcreepo (08/05/2015) [-]
My fiancee and I found that spermicidal lubricated, E-Z trojans work best. They don't constrict the penis too much or get in the way of feeling good.

Plus we've done this test where we poked a hole in a used one and filled it with water and it didn't come out until the condom filled WAY up.

The problem with a bigger one is that the semen might leak out the top but that can happen with any condom.
User avatar #188 - elcreepo (08/03/2015) [-]
While what you are saying is true

The reverse is also true, especially for circumcised men. For a lot of people, condoms work. To be honest, with me I don't trust only the pill and my ability to remember it. I want to feel as safe as I can be without going abstinent.

If I forget one night of the pill, I take it as soon as I remember and the next one when it comes time. I haven't gotten pregnant probably due to condoms.

So for me, the policy with my fiance is no condom, no fuck. If a man won't wear it, and she's not comfortable with that, then the night ends, no big deal if it's just random sex.

You can choose not to use one and that's fine, but my point is that a woman can easily forget. Even with an alarm reminding her to take it thanks for giving me that idea . Therefore the excuse "I forgot" isn't necessarily or always an excuse.
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User avatar #182 - elcreepo (08/03/2015) [-]
It's not like that for women though.

You have to take that pill EVERY. DAY.

Sometimes if you're tired or just plain doing something else, you forget. I'm sure there are women who use that as an excuse but it's something that happens to everyone.

The solution is simple. Wear a condom that you bought and YOU keep on you until sex time, and use the pill.

And also try to fuck chicks that, like you, either realize they really don't want a baby right now, aren't emotionally ready for a baby, or just plain don't want a kid.

I would never, ever tamper with my fiance's condoms. It's to the point where if the condoms have been in a hot car, I don't trust them so much anymore.
User avatar #253 - wisdombranch (08/04/2015) [-]
Can we get your thoughts on Progesterone Implants?
User avatar #257 - elcreepo (08/05/2015) [-]
I dislike needles. But that's just me. I see no reason NOT to get one if you don't mind having a stick left inside you.

Also ever since vaginal meshing turned out to really be quite dangerous I'm wary of all implants. Stupid, I know, considering this is literally just putting a three year's worth of pill inside you.

It's really just more of my fear of needles and the possibility of the stick stabbing its way outside of my arm.

I absolutely hate that it's so easy to forget to take your pill, though.
User avatar #261 - wisdombranch (08/05/2015) [-]
Do you mean transvaginal mesh? The sling procedure to treat vaginal prolapse, by using cow-or-pig-?skin? to relieve incontinence?

So, not that you need them but do you fear breast implants?
User avatar #263 - elcreepo (08/05/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if that's what it's for.

Nuvaring was also targeted as having some severe side effects.

I do. Those things can explode and be really, really nasty.

Fortunately I have C to D cups and am satisfied with them.
User avatar #186 - zuflux (08/03/2015) [-]
I do realize that the pill is something that has to be taken every day. I've been around a girl once or twice when an alarm has gone off in her pocket on her phone. I ask her what it is, and I'm informed that it's to remind her to take the pill. If you forget to take the pill then that sucks. Any sexytimes you might've had in mind has to wait. Nothing you can do about it.

As for condoms, well. I'm gonna be thumbed down to hell and back for what I'm about to say, but: I used condoms with my first sexual girlfriend. I had already learned how to put them on myself in both school and from experimenting at home. But let me say that it's not for everyone. It's not a matter of "I'm too big to use one" or anything of that sort. But in my case, I have a minor case of Phimosis. My foreskin will barely go past the head. In most cases where I use condoms it ends up slipping gradually, causing me discomfort and loss of arousal.

Before I got to have sex with someone without using condoms (Pill instead) did I realise that was why I constantly lost my erection in the middle of intercourse. Whereas some people have to focus on not going off to soon, I had to focus on keeping it up. I've been to a doctor about it, and my only option is circumcision. I don't want that, which leaves me to seek out alternatives to rubbers, including making sure anyone I'm going to bed with is clean and verified to not have any STD's.

If a girl tells me the only option for prevention is condoms, after I explain why I would prefer not to use them, they're not my "needs" into consideration. For the lack of a better word.
It already makes it hard for me to have random anonymous sex, but I guess that's fine, as I'm not a very outgoing person to begin with.

Sorry if it's a little long winded, but I usually get shit for even mentioning this.
User avatar #254 - wisdombranch (08/04/2015) [-]
Never heard of Phimosis, but, I have had [Lifestyles extra sensitive] & [Trojan Magnum]. I am not a large man (down there) but I found that the magnum just slipped less (possibly due to being 20 microns thicker.)
User avatar #264 - zuflux (08/05/2015) [-]
I have no need to boast my size. I'm slightly above average. But as you know, that has zero effect on whether or not a condom should fit.

Phimosis is a condition in where your foreskin is tighter than it should be around your shaft. In extreme cases it completely prevents you from pulling the skin back without pain and possibly even tearing it. That was my case in my pre-teen years and I experienced my first erections. I don't remember what the doctor did at all, but I'm pretty sure it was nothing.

I've been to bed with all sorts of condoms. Anyone I could get my hands on, and being in Norway, the selection is a tick thinner than in the states. Nothing I tried really worked. Only solution is to really rile me up and put the rubber on for the final stretch. But due to how it takes you out of the moment, it's not a very viable solution for a healthy sex life.

Shit sucks, mang.
User avatar #258 - elcreepo (08/05/2015) [-]
My fiancee and I found that spermicidal lubricated, E-Z trojans work best. They don't constrict the penis too much or get in the way of feeling good.

Plus we've done this test where we poked a hole in a used one and filled it with water and it didn't come out until the condom filled WAY up.

The problem with a bigger one is that the semen might leak out the top but that can happen with any condom.
User avatar #188 - elcreepo (08/03/2015) [-]
While what you are saying is true

The reverse is also true, especially for circumcised men. For a lot of people, condoms work. To be honest, with me I don't trust only the pill and my ability to remember it. I want to feel as safe as I can be without going abstinent.

If I forget one night of the pill, I take it as soon as I remember and the next one when it comes time. I haven't gotten pregnant probably due to condoms.

So for me, the policy with my fiance is no condom, no fuck. If a man won't wear it, and she's not comfortable with that, then the night ends, no big deal if it's just random sex.

You can choose not to use one and that's fine, but my point is that a woman can easily forget. Even with an alarm reminding her to take it thanks for giving me that idea . Therefore the excuse "I forgot" isn't necessarily or always an excuse.
#79 - I don't like religion. But, I'm glad that there are people… 08/03/2015 on This happened -1
#21 - Why didn't you just upgrade without losing files?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/03/2015 on Dan +4
User avatar #26 - grumpexplain (08/03/2015) [-]
I had 900 gigs used on my terabyte hard drive.
User avatar #29 - satansferret (08/03/2015) [-]
That is a LOT of fucking porn and reaction images man.
#31 - grumpexplain (08/03/2015) [-]
I had 118 games installed on Steam. But that might have contributed too.
User avatar #32 - zuflux (08/03/2015) [-]
I have 1TB of my 3TB drive partitioned exclusively for games and other misc items.

Windows 10 requires only about 6 gigs or so.
User avatar #33 - grumpexplain (08/03/2015) [-]
I have a terabyte. I just wanted a bunch of space, a lot of the games I didn't even play anyway.
#74 - Up close like that is one thing. Where they really separate is… 08/03/2015 on Graphics 0
#113 - I can't wait for a pill or solution like that. Hell, my ex gir…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/03/2015 on Planned Parenthood gets A+ +6
User avatar #176 - elcreepo (08/03/2015) [-]
I've forgotten to take my pill. It's actually really easy to accidentally forget. Even missing a day makes the pill way less effective.

Not every woman is out to trap a man into a relationship, in fact most aren't. Love is more important than being stuck with a guy who hates your guts.
User avatar #189 - kjftiger (08/03/2015) [-]
Forgetting to take the pill is why my GF went to the Nuva ring
User avatar #179 - zuflux (08/03/2015) [-]
I'm not out to put everyone in the same boat here. I know it can be easy to forget. I just happen to know of some instances where it hasn't been just that.
As someone who really can't see himself wanting a kid, I'd be ecstatic if I could take a pill and be sterile for weeks on end.
User avatar #182 - elcreepo (08/03/2015) [-]
It's not like that for women though.

You have to take that pill EVERY. DAY.

Sometimes if you're tired or just plain doing something else, you forget. I'm sure there are women who use that as an excuse but it's something that happens to everyone.

The solution is simple. Wear a condom that you bought and YOU keep on you until sex time, and use the pill.

And also try to fuck chicks that, like you, either realize they really don't want a baby right now, aren't emotionally ready for a baby, or just plain don't want a kid.

I would never, ever tamper with my fiance's condoms. It's to the point where if the condoms have been in a hot car, I don't trust them so much anymore.
User avatar #253 - wisdombranch (08/04/2015) [-]
Can we get your thoughts on Progesterone Implants?
User avatar #257 - elcreepo (08/05/2015) [-]
I dislike needles. But that's just me. I see no reason NOT to get one if you don't mind having a stick left inside you.

Also ever since vaginal meshing turned out to really be quite dangerous I'm wary of all implants. Stupid, I know, considering this is literally just putting a three year's worth of pill inside you.

It's really just more of my fear of needles and the possibility of the stick stabbing its way outside of my arm.

I absolutely hate that it's so easy to forget to take your pill, though.
User avatar #261 - wisdombranch (08/05/2015) [-]
Do you mean transvaginal mesh? The sling procedure to treat vaginal prolapse, by using cow-or-pig-?skin? to relieve incontinence?

So, not that you need them but do you fear breast implants?
User avatar #263 - elcreepo (08/05/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if that's what it's for.

Nuvaring was also targeted as having some severe side effects.

I do. Those things can explode and be really, really nasty.

Fortunately I have C to D cups and am satisfied with them.
User avatar #186 - zuflux (08/03/2015) [-]
I do realize that the pill is something that has to be taken every day. I've been around a girl once or twice when an alarm has gone off in her pocket on her phone. I ask her what it is, and I'm informed that it's to remind her to take the pill. If you forget to take the pill then that sucks. Any sexytimes you might've had in mind has to wait. Nothing you can do about it.

As for condoms, well. I'm gonna be thumbed down to hell and back for what I'm about to say, but: I used condoms with my first sexual girlfriend. I had already learned how to put them on myself in both school and from experimenting at home. But let me say that it's not for everyone. It's not a matter of "I'm too big to use one" or anything of that sort. But in my case, I have a minor case of Phimosis. My foreskin will barely go past the head. In most cases where I use condoms it ends up slipping gradually, causing me discomfort and loss of arousal.

Before I got to have sex with someone without using condoms (Pill instead) did I realise that was why I constantly lost my erection in the middle of intercourse. Whereas some people have to focus on not going off to soon, I had to focus on keeping it up. I've been to a doctor about it, and my only option is circumcision. I don't want that, which leaves me to seek out alternatives to rubbers, including making sure anyone I'm going to bed with is clean and verified to not have any STD's.

If a girl tells me the only option for prevention is condoms, after I explain why I would prefer not to use them, they're not my "needs" into consideration. For the lack of a better word.
It already makes it hard for me to have random anonymous sex, but I guess that's fine, as I'm not a very outgoing person to begin with.

Sorry if it's a little long winded, but I usually get shit for even mentioning this.
User avatar #254 - wisdombranch (08/04/2015) [-]
Never heard of Phimosis, but, I have had [Lifestyles extra sensitive] & [Trojan Magnum]. I am not a large man (down there) but I found that the magnum just slipped less (possibly due to being 20 microns thicker.)
User avatar #264 - zuflux (08/05/2015) [-]
I have no need to boast my size. I'm slightly above average. But as you know, that has zero effect on whether or not a condom should fit.

Phimosis is a condition in where your foreskin is tighter than it should be around your shaft. In extreme cases it completely prevents you from pulling the skin back without pain and possibly even tearing it. That was my case in my pre-teen years and I experienced my first erections. I don't remember what the doctor did at all, but I'm pretty sure it was nothing.

I've been to bed with all sorts of condoms. Anyone I could get my hands on, and being in Norway, the selection is a tick thinner than in the states. Nothing I tried really worked. Only solution is to really rile me up and put the rubber on for the final stretch. But due to how it takes you out of the moment, it's not a very viable solution for a healthy sex life.

Shit sucks, mang.
User avatar #258 - elcreepo (08/05/2015) [-]
My fiancee and I found that spermicidal lubricated, E-Z trojans work best. They don't constrict the penis too much or get in the way of feeling good.

Plus we've done this test where we poked a hole in a used one and filled it with water and it didn't come out until the condom filled WAY up.

The problem with a bigger one is that the semen might leak out the top but that can happen with any condom.
User avatar #188 - elcreepo (08/03/2015) [-]
While what you are saying is true

The reverse is also true, especially for circumcised men. For a lot of people, condoms work. To be honest, with me I don't trust only the pill and my ability to remember it. I want to feel as safe as I can be without going abstinent.

If I forget one night of the pill, I take it as soon as I remember and the next one when it comes time. I haven't gotten pregnant probably due to condoms.

So for me, the policy with my fiance is no condom, no fuck. If a man won't wear it, and she's not comfortable with that, then the night ends, no big deal if it's just random sex.

You can choose not to use one and that's fine, but my point is that a woman can easily forget. Even with an alarm reminding her to take it thanks for giving me that idea . Therefore the excuse "I forgot" isn't necessarily or always an excuse.
#160 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
The pill is already created, so it's just a matter of time before we can all go buy it.
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#30 - Only, this guy is Norwegian. 08/02/2015 on Russian 0
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#230 - Yeah, sure. I don't mind the alternate ways to travel around. … 08/02/2015 on S.T.A.L.K.E.R. CoP in a... 0
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User avatar #204 - sideism (08/02/2015) [-]
the movement and hit mechanics aren't outdated, they're intentional. What the point of having a stat that determines how effective you are at combat if you are just as effective at combat without it?

And the slow movement is deliberate, its there to encourage using silt striders and boats, making the wilderness harder to traverse on your own. And if you have the right stats (athletics, acrobatics, speed) with the right race and class at the begining of the game, you can move decently fast. Traveling on foot becomes much more of an option.

Imagine a city-slicker traveling around the rocky mountains of vvardenfell as easily as a trained ranger. in morrowind they don't move as fast or efficiently, and they shouldn't.
User avatar #230 - zuflux (08/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure. I don't mind the alternate ways to travel around. And I didn't mean that a fresh-off the boat prisoner should be able to move as well in terrain as a season adventurer. But on the combat mechanics, side. You don't need a hit/miss mechanic to determine if you're hitting your enemy if you, as the player are clearly able to hit the target you're aiming at. That's why we have proficiency stats that determine the amount of damage you do against targets. I really can't justify the current situation for Morrowind in a real-time action rpg.

I run up to someone and stab them with a sword, I should hit because on screen the blow clearly connected. How much damage I do is another story entirely. But it should never be a -miss-
#197 - Imho, Skyrim is worth playing for the scenery and music alone.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2015 on S.T.A.L.K.E.R. CoP in a... 0
User avatar #198 - sideism (08/02/2015) [-]
the scenery and the music are the only reasons I played so much of the game before I quit
User avatar #200 - zuflux (08/02/2015) [-]
I had quite a few hours in the game both on Pc and xbox, including Solstheim. But despite how much it enabled me to jerk off to all the nordic inspiration visible in the game, I was never as gripped by the exploring part as I was in Oblivion. I never bothered getting all the dungeons, and you don't feel like you're free to do what you want before you've jumped through several hoops after the ungodly long tutorial.

I never played Morrowind. Had a friend who loved it, but I couldn't deal with the real time hit/no hit rolling when attacking, and the outdated movement mechanics and graphics. Have the game though, might mod it up and go for it someday.
User avatar #204 - sideism (08/02/2015) [-]
the movement and hit mechanics aren't outdated, they're intentional. What the point of having a stat that determines how effective you are at combat if you are just as effective at combat without it?

And the slow movement is deliberate, its there to encourage using silt striders and boats, making the wilderness harder to traverse on your own. And if you have the right stats (athletics, acrobatics, speed) with the right race and class at the begining of the game, you can move decently fast. Traveling on foot becomes much more of an option.

Imagine a city-slicker traveling around the rocky mountains of vvardenfell as easily as a trained ranger. in morrowind they don't move as fast or efficiently, and they shouldn't.
User avatar #230 - zuflux (08/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure. I don't mind the alternate ways to travel around. And I didn't mean that a fresh-off the boat prisoner should be able to move as well in terrain as a season adventurer. But on the combat mechanics, side. You don't need a hit/miss mechanic to determine if you're hitting your enemy if you, as the player are clearly able to hit the target you're aiming at. That's why we have proficiency stats that determine the amount of damage you do against targets. I really can't justify the current situation for Morrowind in a real-time action rpg.

I run up to someone and stab them with a sword, I should hit because on screen the blow clearly connected. How much damage I do is another story entirely. But it should never be a -miss-
#74 - I don't have any qualms about sharing the experiences with peo… 08/01/2015 on Gender +1
#49 - If I grew up being a close friend with a girl, and then one da…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2015 on Gender +2
User avatar #65 - newepic (08/01/2015) [-]
Jeez dude, were you diddled by your uncle or something?
User avatar #74 - zuflux (08/01/2015) [-]
I don't have any qualms about sharing the experiences with people. But, no. It was with my best friend at the time.
#72 - SemiAnon (08/01/2015) [-]
Another boy sucked my dick
#22 - If you need to take pictures of yourself or things you're doin…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2015 on Insta-graphs 0
#23 - lardking (08/01/2015) [-]
it's easy enough to just snap a picture with a phone
there's not some mental issue with people taking pictures, for some it's a hobby
#159 - I have heard of a few bugs from others. Minor ones, however. … 08/01/2015 on windows 10 0
#45 - Aye siwmae 08/01/2015 on smashing +1
#153 - To be fair, Windows 10 is working out fine for me. I did an up…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2015 on windows 10 0
#158 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
So you haven't run into any bugs at all? That's good, I wanted to wait a bit to read the reviews and hear from other people who upgraded about how 10 is, if I keep seeing positive feedback like this, I'll probably make the switch soon.
User avatar #159 - zuflux (08/01/2015) [-]
I have heard of a few bugs from others. Minor ones, however.
Personally I've not had a single issue arise yet. After upgrading, I just had to install a W10 version of my graphics card driver. Then it was just plug and play.
#728 - **zuflux used "*roll 1, 0-500*"** **zuflux rolls 363** 08/01/2015 on Let's get swole 0
#43 - Oh my god, this bitch has the most annoying voice ever.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2015 on SJW Gets Arrested, Screams... +7
#93 - floppydiskthreefiv (07/31/2015) [-]
After two seconds, I paused, looked into the void, mentally prepared myself for the following five minutes and forty seven seconds of and annoying voice protruding from my dying speakers, then resumed playing.

A fucking chair would have a better voice than she does, yet I'm so glad I watched the whole thing.
User avatar #130 - tenaciousleespare (07/31/2015) [-]
"Rainbow, nigga."

That made me happy for some reason.
#150 - I can't upgrade to the damn thing because it won't let me keep… 07/30/2015 on Windows has such a way with... 0
#549 - **zuflux used "*roll picture*"** **zuflux rolled image ** 07/30/2015 on Roll your new girlfriend -1

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Total unique items point value: 1373 / Total items point value: 1659
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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