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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:8/29/2014
Location:Moss Norway
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No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this shitty, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a shit anyways.

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#102 - Man I missed that particular gesture so much in Ds2. The r…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/21/2014 on *taunts* 0
User avatar #138 - schneidend (08/27/2014) [-]
The Welcome gesture is kinda similar, but not as smug.
User avatar #107 - satrenkotheone (08/21/2014) [-]
Don't you love it when you get ganked by bellbros and they do the decapitation gesture when you almost got killed by you.

Ah, such fun.
User avatar #109 - zuflux (08/21/2014) [-]
Even better if they're spamming miracles and have dark-something buffed washing pole. It's like CoD snipers all over again.
User avatar #111 - satrenkotheone (08/21/2014) [-]
There's a way to become immune to all elemental damage.

Using a dual caestus build in PvP. It's doing unexpectedly well even though I mostly fail.
User avatar #112 - zuflux (08/21/2014) [-]
Whenever I meet someone with a Dual Caestus setup I normally pull out my dagger and stab them to death.
User avatar #113 - satrenkotheone (08/21/2014) [-]
Yeah that seems to work.

I had a longsword build on my PS3.

Worked quite well.
User avatar #114 - zuflux (08/21/2014) [-]
Currently doing a low vit build with no buffs, Claymore and dagger. It's fun in PVP, because instead of using buffs as a crutch, I use throwing knives and firebombs to take them off guard. Works very well when they decide to bail for a sip of the ol' estus.
User avatar #116 - satrenkotheone (08/21/2014) [-]
Buffs. I never use buffs in PvP.

Longsword worked well on Console because the weapon degradation isn't fucked up.

Mash R1 to win.
#75 - Do you have zero imagination? 08/21/2014 on I heatd you like this 0
#35 - Ii'm pretty sure that's not what the creators of the show were… 08/20/2014 on 4chan +1
#63 - 30/10 loved it. Was sorta wishing to see what that tunnel … 08/18/2014 on Too many hidden doors 0
#269 - Sad he tried to kill himself and all. But I'm guessing he wasn… 08/15/2014 on REKT 0
#107 - I like the white mask she's got. But apart from the facial fea…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on All the time?? +2
User avatar #108 - sweetellie (08/14/2014) [-]
That all used to be tan, she's just old and going grey now lol. He sound adorable! ^^ I need to look up what a Rottweiler and doberman mix is now, because that sounds awesome
#106 - This guy wouldn't harm a soul. He can get a bit rough when he'… 08/14/2014 on All the time?? 0
#81 - I made an account because my ex had a passing fancy for the si… 08/14/2014 on I need FunnyJunk because... 0
#89 - They get even cuter when you mix them with a Border Collie. …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/14/2014 on All the time?? +2
#105 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
Collies are best, chief. I have a miniature. She's the cutest little thing.

Pitbulls, rottwielers. Both such good dogs, it kills me to see their bad reputations based on the very few/their owners.
User avatar #106 - zuflux (08/14/2014) [-]
This guy wouldn't harm a soul. He can get a bit rough when he's playful, but we all discipline him if he does something we don't want him to.
He's an affectionate pup (3 years this year) and I have the feeling he'd defend me or my family if any of us were in danger.

Also got energy fo' days.
#101 - sweetellie (08/14/2014) [-]
That looks kind of like my dog. But she's a doberman/collie rather than a rottweiler/collie.
User avatar #107 - zuflux (08/14/2014) [-]
I like the white mask she's got. But apart from the facial features, they're prety similar. I should elaborate that his father was a mix of Doberman and Rottweiler, so those are the most prominent looks. But he's lean and agile, and has most of the mentality of a border collie. Got it from his mother.
User avatar #108 - sweetellie (08/14/2014) [-]
That all used to be tan, she's just old and going grey now lol. He sound adorable! ^^ I need to look up what a Rottweiler and doberman mix is now, because that sounds awesome
#399 - Here, have some Dark Souls. 08/14/2014 on Massive wallpaper dump 0
#174 - Blacks aren't very often on this extreme side of a view, becau… 08/14/2014 on checking privilage 101 +2
#94 - I'm curious though. WHAT would happen if someone did blow that…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Birthday Wishes. +1
User avatar #147 - fukkenname (08/14/2014) [-]
Well according to Islamic Prophecy, The Ka'bah will be destroyed by a midget warlord from Ethiopia. It's one of the signs of the apocalypse
User avatar #168 - pulluspardus (08/14/2014) [-]
and also from a guy from baghdad who is called mehdi with one eye and his forehead written K.F.R (not KFC) he's the false messiah.

I'm not even joking the shit they make up
User avatar #169 - fukkenname (08/14/2014) [-]
He's not the Medhi. The Medhi is supposed to lead the army against Da'jaal, who is the man with one eye. Then, the prophet Jesus is supposed to come down from heavan and Impale the Antichrist (Mr.One Eye) and lead the world into 60 years of peace
And then we all die
User avatar #171 - pulluspardus (08/14/2014) [-]
Yep, and It sounds exactly like the epic of Gilgamesh.... which is what the Abrahamic religions ripped off but buried under piles of rocks.

They even ripped off noah's ark. I don't know how people still get so attached to their religions.
#447 - Picture 08/14/2014 on Dance party for Admins new... 0
#4838 - **zuflux rolls 437,060** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#48 - The only thing I can think about when I see screencaps from th… 08/13/2014 on This is genius! 0
#337 - I read the title, yes. Shouldn't have dated a pornstar in … 08/13/2014 on facebook gold +1
#335 - And what do we take away from this? Don't date a porn star.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on facebook gold +2
User avatar #340 - cumbersome (08/13/2014) [-]
unless you like drama
#330 - She was dumb enough to cheat on her boyfriend. I think she des…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/13/2014 on facebook gold -2
User avatar #382 - tsoper (08/13/2014) [-]
Well first of all, no she did not.

I can see why you might be angry if your gf cheated on you, but that does not mean beat her to the point where serious injuries can occur.

you leave her or get the guy a beer and become friends.
the most harm you can possibly inflict on your gf/wife is making them feel useless. plus it will confuse the guy whos shes cheating with you on...
User avatar #341 - Tyranitar (08/13/2014) [-]
They broke up a month ago. And there wasn't even anything happening, she and her friend were fully clothed and just talking (not even in bed, the person is misinformed) when he burst in and attacked.
User avatar #334 - pwnagraphy (08/13/2014) [-]
You do know she's a pornstar, right?
User avatar #337 - zuflux (08/13/2014) [-]
I read the title, yes.
Shouldn't have dated a pornstar in the first place, but goddamn.
User avatar #332 - machomustachio (08/13/2014) [-]
near death is not a reasonable thing to receive even for cheating. heck it should have been expected from a pornstar.
User avatar #335 - zuflux (08/13/2014) [-]
And what do we take away from this?
Don't date a porn star.
User avatar #340 - cumbersome (08/13/2014) [-]
unless you like drama
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#36 - You've obviously never worked in retail before.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on Retail Job Lessons 0
User avatar #39 - xbenson (08/09/2014) [-]
You obviously need to get back to work!
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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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