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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:11/29/2014
Location:Moss Norway
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No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this shitty, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a shit anyways.

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#100 - I just love the dramatic zooming on the cookie batter. Like what. 11/04/2014 on Gordon Ramsay +2
#183 - It's annoying that I've been quitea few times on 4Chan/b/ but … 11/02/2014 on /b/ gets their jimmies rustled 0
#102 - If you stare at it long enough, then look at a blank surface y… 11/02/2014 on Follow The Circle 0
#173 - But some of these seem very well planned out. Are they simply …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on /b/ gets their jimmies rustled 0
User avatar #180 - penileburglar (11/02/2014) [-]
There's just a lot of them. Obviously the successful ones are the ones that get screencapped and make their way to you.
User avatar #183 - zuflux (11/02/2014) [-]
It's annoying that I've been quitea few times on 4Chan/b/ but never encountered anyone even trying to pull something like these off.
#103 - She's doing it because she basically caters to an audience ful… 11/02/2014 on Anita +2
#55 - Source for the bottom one. 11/02/2014 on Literal Gifs 0
#307 - At first I thought it was real bs coming from people he passed… 11/01/2014 on 10 Hours of Walking in NYC... 0
#61 - Says the guy whose countrys cops- (Assuming you're 'murrican) … 10/30/2014 on The shit that happens in... -2
#111 - Oh I know about them sad handjobs. But if that's how I feel wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 15/32 0
User avatar #112 - gmarrox (10/30/2014) [-]
Fair enough
#123 - I'm pretty sure that's just the actor failing at pretending to…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Mjolnir -1
User avatar #230 - ScottP (10/30/2014) [-]
Also everything is deliberate in movies.
User avatar #229 - ScottP (10/30/2014) [-]
Well it actually might be made of dense rubber. Gotta' give it some weight.
#306 - sailorstarsun (10/30/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's not "dense rubber." Or at least, I don't think there's all that much weight to it.

I think your other comment was more accurate - it's deliberate. There's great meaning in Cap. being able to move it, and if it were just a case of the actor "failing at pretending," the director would have made him do it again, and Thor wouldn't have frowned like that.
#103 - I've come to the point where masturbating with my left hand …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 15/32 +1
#108 - gmarrox (10/30/2014) [-]
My right hand knows what's up, though. My left hand feels like the type of unmotivated sad handjob you get from a virgin girl in highschool.
User avatar #111 - zuflux (10/30/2014) [-]
Oh I know about them sad handjobs. But if that's how I feel when I'm jerking it, I either browse through different categories of porn to see what I might be in the mood for, and if that fails to get me going proper, I just stop and let the urge make itself known to me when it decides to come around.
User avatar #112 - gmarrox (10/30/2014) [-]
Fair enough
#362 - Most people that work low wage jobs only do so because ther de… 10/28/2014 on 'Merica 0
#117 - How do they even still get Alcaline batteries a thousand years… 10/28/2014 on The end 0
#279 - It was kinda hard to answer some of these, because: I game… 10/27/2014 on Motherfucking Survey Time 0
#1689 - **zuflux rolls 29** A, obviously 10/26/2014 on Found on 8chan -1
#5871 - **zuflux rolls 261,565,136** Here goes nuthin' 10/24/2014 on Free Steam +1
#131 - She was wearing Yoga pants/Tights as pants. Of course she got shot. 10/22/2014 on No Ebola here 0
#110 - They went into a final stand that anyone can be proud of.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on big bro sweden 0
User avatar #161 - themikhee (10/21/2014) [-]
And finnish people invented molotovin coctail at that war, because they needed a weapon to destroy russian tanks.
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#46 - Wow. You're just the 60th troll account we've seen in the past… 10/21/2014 on Damn Scrolls! -2
#71 - I just loved the fact that he had put an AIR FILTER on his exh… 10/19/2014 on Shitty Car Mods Part 1 0
#152 - Yea, cus who needs ground clearance, right?! Seriously, what … 10/19/2014 on Shitty Car Mods Part 2 0
#102 - Something I've lways been uncertain about but never bothered c… 10/19/2014 on Not technically advice but... 0
#55 - I read all four issues after seeing this post. Goddamnit, now … 10/15/2014 on Medic's recent Facebook post 0
#131 - That took me a while to read, and I might say it's the best st… 10/15/2014 on Demigods Subterfuge 0
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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
#37 - popnotes ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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