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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:8/24/2016
Location:Moss Norway
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#60 - Yeah, but not a moving fire. 07/15/2016 on Rio 2016 Is Here! +1
#86 - Those huge ******* stompers she call feet are ******* huge though. 07/13/2016 on God Damn +1
#48 - Islam is a disease that tends to have fatally explosive symptoms. 07/13/2016 on Well if you have to make a... +2
#149 - I found a Pikachu while taking a **** at work. Second Pokèmon… 07/11/2016 on Ununcommon 0
#10 - Freaking Champion/Judge Iudex. In the start of the game he…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2016 on Dark souls comp #19 0
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#36 - thesovereigngrave (07/10/2016) [-]
His name is Gundyr. Iudex is just a fancy word for judge.
#36 - Back before tanks were as heavily and tightly armored 20mm gun… 07/09/2016 on /k/omamando defend's his home 0
#9 - Was in the netherlands once. Took some truffles. Past the high…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2016 on follow me +1
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#40 - leec (07/08/2016) [-]
Same went amsterdam few months back. Took truffles. Came up in the park, felt great. My mate was on the same level as me and my other friend that handlea drugs less was much more hyper and overwhelmed while us two were chill and feeling like we were sitting in our upper body and were floating. While after friend numb 3 starts freaking, thinking everyone was staring at him and worrying loads. Went back to the apartment. Watched tv. Good giggles then everything changed when the fire nation attacked. Visuals went fuck. Patterns onthe curtains were snakes. Walls were moving. Friend numb 3 needs to go outside and have a joint. I stay. On the topbunk and the light is off. Darkness surrounded me and i thought i need to eat food to sober up cause this is getting too intense. Look down, looks like im atleast 20ft high up. Thisistotallynotgood.jpg. go to climb down the ladder and think to myself, if i fall i might get fucked up given i am fucked up already and nobody will be able to help me. Fuck it need dem digestives asap. Mission success. Back on the bed. Biscuits didnt help and continue down the back alley of trips. Friends come back, need to get some air, friend numb 3 gets fussy cause ttying to sleep even tho my life is collapsing. Go outside. Loads of girls on somethin too having a lsugh. Light my rollie and try not to die. Pretty interesting experience. Never doing them with friend numb 3 again. Chap cant do drugs. All in all good holiday. They have a pretty cool zoo
#49 - I can attest to this. With most people I'll be fine around the… 07/06/2016 on Introverts 0
#111 - Or you know, maybe he's in the middle because it would look we… 07/06/2016 on Most Sexist Poster Ever 0
#164 - Isn't their femininity really fragile too then, seeing as they… 07/03/2016 on Man stuff 0