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zuflux

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:Moss Norway
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I awoke in a field of pinelike grass .

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#50 - "Backblast!" 02/09/2015 on Newton's Third Law of Motion 0
#81 - I don't understand the height measurement. Say you're 5'9"…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Tom Cruise being tall 0
#98 - anonexplains (02/09/2015) [-]
Imperial system , 12 inches in a foot , 3 feet in a yard , a metre is 39 + 3/8 inches , a foot of snow for us is roughly 30 cm so when the weather channel tells us 15cm of show is expected we know it's bout 6 inches . I'm 5'-9'' tall or 175.26 cm . Metric converters are installed on most computers sold in north America thank god for that .
#93 - anonexplains (02/09/2015) [-]
12 inches in a foot for whatever reason.
User avatar #95 - sketchE (02/09/2015) [-]
because thats what the king said before they left us alone for a few hundred years
User avatar #83 - bme (02/09/2015) [-]
there are 12 inches in a foot it goes 1"-11" the 1 ft the 1'1"-1'11" 2ft 2'1-2'11" and so on
User avatar #82 - Bruda (02/09/2015) [-]
How many inches are in a foot?
User avatar #89 - sandwichchaser (02/09/2015) [-]
12" in 1'... Fucking Imperial System. Metric Makes More Sense.
#88 - skindread (02/09/2015) [-]
18?
#130 - It's strange how people take that ONE rule out of Leviticus bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2015 on Burn compilation 0
#149 - brainbruce (02/08/2015) [-]
That's how it is with all christian people, people just cherry pick the rules the like and ignore the ones they don't like. If you were to actually follow the bible without cherry picking you would be in jail within 24 hours.
#93 - I never do anything but weed unless it's for a special occasio… 02/06/2015 on Becky +1
#89 - Ah yeah, you got a point. Well, I was with my best friend, and…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Becky 0
User avatar #91 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
let's put it this way: if the friend who was sober said "damn zuflux, you look really strange right now"... on just the shrooms you'd over-evaluate that statement and probably go stare in the mirror

on a hippy flip (both) - you'd just laugh.

I actually haven't done them since I moved to Kansas to take care of my grandfather, but when I still lived in Denver i'd usually do them on new years and my birthday. It was never just about "Getting high" ... it was almost ritualistic
User avatar #93 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
I never do anything but weed unless it's for a special occasion. My best friend and I have this mentality about hallucinogens and mind altering substances like that. It makes it so much better.
#86 - Kinda scared of doing Mdma, honestly. But I wanna get some Dmt…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Becky 0
User avatar #88 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
I say that because the mdma will literally "block" the bad vibes, making it nearly impossible to have a bad mushroom trip. [On mushrooms, everything is important. Who you're around, where you're at, what music you listen to, what your mood is, ect) (unless of course, something goes horribly wrong outside of the high. Like, if you get stabbed that might fuck up the buzz lol)

But, that's MDMA.. not the "molly" they sell now. Which is like.. a cocktail of meth and Tylenol and who knows what else
User avatar #89 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
Ah yeah, you got a point. Well, I was with my best friend, and a few mutual friends, one who wasn't even tripping. We listened mostly to shpongle and had a great time.

The guy I get weed from can get me practically anything, so I'll take your words into consideration.
User avatar #91 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
let's put it this way: if the friend who was sober said "damn zuflux, you look really strange right now"... on just the shrooms you'd over-evaluate that statement and probably go stare in the mirror

on a hippy flip (both) - you'd just laugh.

I actually haven't done them since I moved to Kansas to take care of my grandfather, but when I still lived in Denver i'd usually do them on new years and my birthday. It was never just about "Getting high" ... it was almost ritualistic
User avatar #93 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
I never do anything but weed unless it's for a special occasion. My best friend and I have this mentality about hallucinogens and mind altering substances like that. It makes it so much better.
#84 - I've done acid, shrooms, I've been drunk, and I love getting h…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Becky 0
User avatar #85 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
>doing mushrooms without doing mdma

pls.
User avatar #86 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
Kinda scared of doing Mdma, honestly. But I wanna get some Dmt. Was going to years ago, but my contact was busted with child porn <.<
User avatar #88 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
I say that because the mdma will literally "block" the bad vibes, making it nearly impossible to have a bad mushroom trip. [On mushrooms, everything is important. Who you're around, where you're at, what music you listen to, what your mood is, ect) (unless of course, something goes horribly wrong outside of the high. Like, if you get stabbed that might fuck up the buzz lol)

But, that's MDMA.. not the "molly" they sell now. Which is like.. a cocktail of meth and Tylenol and who knows what else
User avatar #89 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
Ah yeah, you got a point. Well, I was with my best friend, and a few mutual friends, one who wasn't even tripping. We listened mostly to shpongle and had a great time.

The guy I get weed from can get me practically anything, so I'll take your words into consideration.
User avatar #91 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
let's put it this way: if the friend who was sober said "damn zuflux, you look really strange right now"... on just the shrooms you'd over-evaluate that statement and probably go stare in the mirror

on a hippy flip (both) - you'd just laugh.

I actually haven't done them since I moved to Kansas to take care of my grandfather, but when I still lived in Denver i'd usually do them on new years and my birthday. It was never just about "Getting high" ... it was almost ritualistic
User avatar #93 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
I never do anything but weed unless it's for a special occasion. My best friend and I have this mentality about hallucinogens and mind altering substances like that. It makes it so much better.
#79 - I love that there was a debate on a small show here in Norway,…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Becky 0
User avatar #81 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
the true gateway drug is alcohol

i know plenty of people who do nothing but smoke weed and they're content with that. But, I also know plenty who are more prone to try anything from cigs to acid while drinking.

Hell, a lot of them won't even smoke a cig UNLESS they're drinking.

marijuana is just a gateway to the kitchen
User avatar #84 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
I've done acid, shrooms, I've been drunk, and I love getting high on weed.
What I don't do however is mixing them together. Once you start to feel that need to mix drugs to feel like you're getting something out of it, you're on a very dangerous path.
User avatar #85 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
>doing mushrooms without doing mdma

pls.
User avatar #86 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
Kinda scared of doing Mdma, honestly. But I wanna get some Dmt. Was going to years ago, but my contact was busted with child porn <.<
User avatar #88 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
I say that because the mdma will literally "block" the bad vibes, making it nearly impossible to have a bad mushroom trip. [On mushrooms, everything is important. Who you're around, where you're at, what music you listen to, what your mood is, ect) (unless of course, something goes horribly wrong outside of the high. Like, if you get stabbed that might fuck up the buzz lol)

But, that's MDMA.. not the "molly" they sell now. Which is like.. a cocktail of meth and Tylenol and who knows what else
User avatar #89 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
Ah yeah, you got a point. Well, I was with my best friend, and a few mutual friends, one who wasn't even tripping. We listened mostly to shpongle and had a great time.

The guy I get weed from can get me practically anything, so I'll take your words into consideration.
User avatar #91 - hashtronaut (02/06/2015) [-]
let's put it this way: if the friend who was sober said "damn zuflux, you look really strange right now"... on just the shrooms you'd over-evaluate that statement and probably go stare in the mirror

on a hippy flip (both) - you'd just laugh.

I actually haven't done them since I moved to Kansas to take care of my grandfather, but when I still lived in Denver i'd usually do them on new years and my birthday. It was never just about "Getting high" ... it was almost ritualistic
User avatar #93 - zuflux (02/06/2015) [-]
I never do anything but weed unless it's for a special occasion. My best friend and I have this mentality about hallucinogens and mind altering substances like that. It makes it so much better.
#302 - I sold my car a few weeks back, and here in Norway we paid abo… 02/03/2015 on Oil Prices 0
#51 - Skyler turned me off watching it. I still intend of watching i… 02/02/2015 on The Czech Republic +1
#78 - This makes my leg tingle with distress. Holy crap I just wanna… 01/31/2015 on Slightly uncomfortable comp 0
#56 - I was 11 years old. Bite me.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on Latias~ +1
User avatar #84 - cormy (01/31/2015) [-]
>Golbat uses bite
Zuflux has fainted.
#54 - When I played the original Sapphire as a kid I could never get…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Latias~ 0
User avatar #55 - finalfantasymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
>not having a golbat with mean look
User avatar #56 - zuflux (01/31/2015) [-]
I was 11 years old. Bite me.
User avatar #84 - cormy (01/31/2015) [-]
>Golbat uses bite
Zuflux has fainted.
#71 - I love that eye logic in Naruto. "Lemme jus tpick you…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Why KeKsa? +1
User avatar #74 - ssheinrich (01/28/2015) [-]
its a fucking comic/cartoon where you can start by becoming a ninja at age 8/10 and can controll the dead, even though their souls have left this world.....do you honestly believe a series like that should cover the logic of eye transplant?
#127 - I'm not very picky on body hair on women. A crotch that looks … 01/28/2015 on Fury of the Furry 0
#34 - Smoke weed once every month or so. By a few grammes off a frie… 01/28/2015 on how to forget about life 0
#72 - Yeah, I'm going to a College in Norway to get a 3D graphics ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on My biggest fear 0
User avatar #74 - squeemonster (01/27/2015) [-]
I'm actually in a computer science degree and what you just told me is basically every CS students' concerns xD even the ones who always wanted to follow this path! as for myself, I picked this degree because a) I was curious about the subject and b) it's the only degree that'll land me a job in my country, someday, maybe. I wanted to be a psychologist so lol. My skills are much more towards linguistics and social sciences than actual technical science and engineering so I've struggled a lot. Programming is the worst for me too, because I'm really good in theory (opposite from you) and finding algorithms but suck at actually programming and code, I really don't have the mindset for it at all but I've gone by. My college's motto, funny enough, is actually "insist, resist, don't give up". So we're on the same boat brave soldier, never give up!
#69 - I have trouble focusing on any one thing for too long. I f…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2015 on My biggest fear 0
User avatar #71 - squeemonster (01/27/2015) [-]
There, there, you'll be fine. I was an A and B+ student back in highschool and I usually like general knowledge, can't stick to a subject for too long either. I went to college and failed a couple of classes the first year, a couple in the second, but I pushed on and decided that it was a matter of pride finishing my degree. Now, on my 4th year, I'm two or three subjects away from finishing just try to focus on "I am god damn smart and I won't let college tell me I'm not!" Failing doesn't mean you have a problem, it just means you're in college lol
User avatar #72 - zuflux (01/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm going to a College in Norway to get a 3D graphics bachelor, and I'm thinking about getting a masters in computer science, depending on how stuff looks like in three years. First year has a lot of programming and terminology. Programming is the hardest, like MySQL and Java. Big problems wrapping my head around the mindset. Which is why I prefer practical tasks, because I have a visual way of gaugin wether or not what I'm doing is right.

Ah, sorry for rambling. Thank you for the support though. It means a lot!
User avatar #74 - squeemonster (01/27/2015) [-]
I'm actually in a computer science degree and what you just told me is basically every CS students' concerns xD even the ones who always wanted to follow this path! as for myself, I picked this degree because a) I was curious about the subject and b) it's the only degree that'll land me a job in my country, someday, maybe. I wanted to be a psychologist so lol. My skills are much more towards linguistics and social sciences than actual technical science and engineering so I've struggled a lot. Programming is the worst for me too, because I'm really good in theory (opposite from you) and finding algorithms but suck at actually programming and code, I really don't have the mindset for it at all but I've gone by. My college's motto, funny enough, is actually "insist, resist, don't give up". So we're on the same boat brave soldier, never give up!
#148 - I'm sure you'd like your young boy be diagnosed with Poleo, or… 01/27/2015 on Notice kids dont get... 0
#129 - The Sámi exist in Northern Europe, from Norway through Sweden…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on People from around the world +22
User avatar #226 - nakedandsexy (01/27/2015) [-]
they are here,(northen norwayfag reporting inn) just not too many of them.

Most of those women are pretty bad ass too, wrestling with Reindeer and shit
#227 - These so called "scary movies" are nothing bu torture porn.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on For the morbid 0
User avatar #263 - anonymoose (01/25/2015) [-]
They aren't scary movies.
#282 - Honestly the ones with Hitler in them made me smile the most. … 01/24/2015 on Humanising the Nazis 0
#1922 - I always have this site open in a tab that displayed on one of… 01/23/2015 on Know your fellow FJer 0
#159 - The 5 blacks on one white guy is just a result of gang mentali… 01/22/2015 on Cause I'm black +1
#137 - Mmmm. Lompe <3 01/22/2015 on Norway 0

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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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