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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:7/30/2015
Location:Moss Norway
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#660 - Yeah, I figured. It's easy to identify someone who isn't a nat…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on Euro FJers, what do you... 0
User avatar #697 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Because my grammar is fucking shit haha
#630 - That Google translate isn't working out so well for ya, is it? :p  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Euro FJers, what do you... 0
User avatar #636 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
I know a bit of norwegian but yeah i had to translate a bit
User avatar #660 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, I figured. It's easy to identify someone who isn't a native speaker.
User avatar #697 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Because my grammar is fucking shit haha
#624 - You have a large dick, huh? None of my biz.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Euro FJers, what do you... 0
User avatar #626 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Du elsker det
User avatar #920 - hetzerdk (06/25/2015) [-]
Jamen, elsker ikke alle nordmænd pik?
User avatar #630 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
That Google translate isn't working out so well for ya, is it? :p
User avatar #636 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
I know a bit of norwegian but yeah i had to translate a bit
User avatar #660 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, I figured. It's easy to identify someone who isn't a native speaker.
User avatar #697 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Because my grammar is fucking shit haha
#622 - 23, actually. 06/25/2015 on Euro FJers, what do you... 0
#601 - A little homo never hurt nobody.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Euro FJers, what do you... 0
#603 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Like my friend here from norway

Jeg har en stor pikk
User avatar #713 - ljxjlos (06/25/2015) [-]
He looks like the dude who played doctor who.
User avatar #624 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
You have a large dick, huh? None of my biz.
User avatar #626 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Du elsker det
User avatar #920 - hetzerdk (06/25/2015) [-]
Jamen, elsker ikke alle nordmænd pik?
User avatar #630 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
That Google translate isn't working out so well for ya, is it? :p
User avatar #636 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
I know a bit of norwegian but yeah i had to translate a bit
User avatar #660 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, I figured. It's easy to identify someone who isn't a native speaker.
User avatar #697 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Because my grammar is fucking shit haha
#564 - Norway. It's summer. Børkbørkbørk.  [+] (20 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Euro FJers, what do you... 0
#1425 - sniffythebird (06/26/2015) [-]
Pass på voffen
User avatar #993 - irconfucius (06/25/2015) [-]
You'd totally look like school shooter if you got a bowlcut do it
#1262 - profssortwntyight (06/25/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #891 - afrodemon (06/25/2015) [-]
bor du i moss?
User avatar #1351 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
Pleide. Bor et sted som heter Åros nå. 40 min unna.
User avatar #1375 - afrodemon (06/25/2015) [-]
Åja, bakgrunnen var veldig moss aktig
#618 - anon (06/25/2015) [-]
another 13 year old
#1261 - profssortwntyight (06/25/2015) [-]
why always this number?
User avatar #622 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
23, actually.
User avatar #590 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Norwegians are always cute af... no homo well maybe
User avatar #601 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
A little homo never hurt nobody.
#603 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Like my friend here from norway

Jeg har en stor pikk
User avatar #713 - ljxjlos (06/25/2015) [-]
He looks like the dude who played doctor who.
User avatar #624 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
You have a large dick, huh? None of my biz.
User avatar #626 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Du elsker det
User avatar #920 - hetzerdk (06/25/2015) [-]
Jamen, elsker ikke alle nordmænd pik?
User avatar #630 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
That Google translate isn't working out so well for ya, is it? :p
User avatar #636 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
I know a bit of norwegian but yeah i had to translate a bit
User avatar #660 - zuflux (06/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, I figured. It's easy to identify someone who isn't a native speaker.
User avatar #697 - technobanana (06/25/2015) [-]
Because my grammar is fucking shit haha
#586 - Norway. Is pretty nice. Decently warm summers, proper winters … 06/24/2015 on Euro FJers, where are you... 0
#180 - Yaay, me! 06/23/2015 on Gob Stories Reboot: The... 0
#66 - PC is destroying comedy. 06/23/2015 on PC is killing comedy 0
#99 - The transistor one got to me. Holy damn. 06/23/2015 on Girl Gamers +6
#136 - Well now. That would be awesome. But as soon as people start s…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2015 on How about this for a... -1
User avatar #146 - mazzy (06/22/2015) [-]
Nah, just take the RCT approach and have a "You must have this many people" Etc sort of goals, so you have to play well to get to the escape part.
#1282 - Sankyuu :3 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF 0
#1166 - Thanks :u 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF 0
#1151 - Nah, it's alright. You asked, and I have literally nothing bet…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF +1
User avatar #1157 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
That's sick.
User avatar #1166 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Thanks :u
#1113 - It's a dragon. Very original, I know. Anyway, I'll dig through…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF 0
User avatar #1131 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
You don't have to if you don't want to lol
#1151 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Nah, it's alright. You asked, and I have literally nothing better to do than whore myself out.
It's hard to get the whole thing in one picture, because it's rather large, but you should be able to make out most of it.
User avatar #1157 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
That's sick.
User avatar #1166 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Thanks :u
#1105 - Picture 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF 0
#1098 - Yess. It's one that starts up at my shoulder and runs down the…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF 0
User avatar #1102 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
Cool! What is it of? Do you have pics?
User avatar #1113 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
It's a dragon. Very original, I know. Anyway, I'll dig through my dropbox. As I stated already, I don't often take pictures of myself, and my Dropbox account has expired, so I can't transfer new ones. Gimme a bit.
User avatar #1131 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
You don't have to if you don't want to lol
#1151 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Nah, it's alright. You asked, and I have literally nothing better to do than whore myself out.
It's hard to get the whole thing in one picture, because it's rather large, but you should be able to make out most of it.
User avatar #1157 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
That's sick.
User avatar #1166 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Thanks :u
#1088 - Hey, thank you! 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF 0
#1027 - Picture is about a year old. I almost never take pictures of m…  [+] (14 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF +1
User avatar #1208 - thatlittledoll (06/20/2015) [-]
you look... very nice <3
User avatar #1282 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Sankyuu :3
#1099 - tbagimus (06/20/2015) [-]
#1105 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #1083 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
QT. Is that a tattoo?
User avatar #1098 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Yess. It's one that starts up at my shoulder and runs down the length of my arm.
I'm very happy with it!
User avatar #1102 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
Cool! What is it of? Do you have pics?
User avatar #1113 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
It's a dragon. Very original, I know. Anyway, I'll dig through my dropbox. As I stated already, I don't often take pictures of myself, and my Dropbox account has expired, so I can't transfer new ones. Gimme a bit.
User avatar #1131 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
You don't have to if you don't want to lol
#1151 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Nah, it's alright. You asked, and I have literally nothing better to do than whore myself out.
It's hard to get the whole thing in one picture, because it's rather large, but you should be able to make out most of it.
User avatar #1157 - biblioklept (06/20/2015) [-]
That's sick.
User avatar #1166 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Thanks :u
User avatar #1061 - Elk (06/20/2015) [-]
Actually, dude, you look pretty good.
User avatar #1088 - zuflux (06/20/2015) [-]
Hey, thank you!
#241 - These candidates aren't thinking farther than teir noses, and … 06/20/2015 on Jon Stewart Reacts To... 0
#393 - Amm/Fors had plenty of Milk chocholate bars in the bags they d…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 0
#414 - teltjeger (06/19/2015) [-]
Nah, I served in Stabsbatteriet, enrolled august 13 so unless you enlisted after the mandatory year I guess not. Knew the guys that had the same position as me in Nils well since we had 4 weeks of job specific training together.

Though I still had plenty of time to tease the other guys over the radio. There was quite a few jokes regarding the weather in OP. That and the way one of the guys in 9 took radiochecks. We also got the habit of calling the guys taking the nightshift in gunbattery KO for vindvott 1, og vindvott 2. As most of the time that position was left to some random soldier since they were slightly undermanned our year. You could practically hear the insecurity on their voices over a simple 98 call-up from 9.
During cold response our extra ils-off claimed that one of the guys in Olga KO was so slow he almost died. Kinda harsh considering he had pretty much just left training, but we found it so funny it became an inside joke for quite some time.
#383 - I was in the artillery as well. Winter contingency of 2012. En…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 0
#385 - teltjeger (06/19/2015) [-]
Heh, I know how you feel. Got some shit for having a position that left me mostly under a roof in one way or another. So while the other guys were out in the cold or rain/snow I was sitting somewhat comfortably directing fire. ILS-ass/vognfører ftw!

Although it kinda sucked if you got the 2400-0600 shift as there is no firemissions during the night to let the locals get their sleep. So sitting on your ass for 6 hrs in a tine box with nothing to do but the occasional radiocheck got old quick. Well, that and the fuckings camouflage screening. Since you drove around a lot I'm sure you visited KO from time to time, so you probably know how the camouflage screening work. Now mix that with a lot of wind and some barbed wire next to the screening and you got a hell of a job the next time you see it.

We also had our taxidriver and like you he got some shit about it from time to time. Not as much as Amm/Fors got, but they deserved it for not giving us enough chocolate
User avatar #393 - zuflux (06/19/2015) [-]
Amm/Fors had plenty of Milk chocholate bars in the bags they delievered, problem was that some of them had a tendency to steal them out of the bags before delivering them to us. We hated them.
I know plenty about the camo screening. The luitenant I drove around with would randomly drill me on putting it up when we had some downtime. Depending on how long he expected the downtime to be, he'd tell me to just flop the curtains down and leave it like that, or to set it up properly, with the telescope rods and everything.

The radio guys did get some more shit than me, of course. Especially since two of them were experts at pretending to be Oslo west rich kids, putting on their smuggest of faces whenever they had the chance of teasing the rec-team or the guys in OP.

Our KO-wagon driver, I suppose he held the same position as you did, holding the radio on some nights. Had the snarkiest kind of humor. He was a southerner, and him, coupled with a south-american-Norwegian platoon commander made for some real funny moments.
Were you in Nils or Olga? Would be a funny coincidence if you served around the time I did.
#414 - teltjeger (06/19/2015) [-]
Nah, I served in Stabsbatteriet, enrolled august 13 so unless you enlisted after the mandatory year I guess not. Knew the guys that had the same position as me in Nils well since we had 4 weeks of job specific training together.

Though I still had plenty of time to tease the other guys over the radio. There was quite a few jokes regarding the weather in OP. That and the way one of the guys in 9 took radiochecks. We also got the habit of calling the guys taking the nightshift in gunbattery KO for vindvott 1, og vindvott 2. As most of the time that position was left to some random soldier since they were slightly undermanned our year. You could practically hear the insecurity on their voices over a simple 98 call-up from 9.
During cold response our extra ils-off claimed that one of the guys in Olga KO was so slow he almost died. Kinda harsh considering he had pretty much just left training, but we found it so funny it became an inside joke for quite some time.
#379 - Hey, where were you stationed? I can't tell where in Norway th…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/19/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 0
#381 - teltjeger (06/19/2015) [-]
I was part of the Artillerybattalion on Setermoen KDO, Stabsbatteriet 2013/14 . That does sound like something the guys in the security platoon would do, they often acted as the enemy on most of the smaller exercises we were on. Gotta let the guards feel like real soldiers some time right

Where were you stationed? Probably in the artillery or at least Setermoen considering you were attacked by the guard platoon.
User avatar #383 - zuflux (06/19/2015) [-]
I was in the artillery as well. Winter contingency of 2012. Ended up in the "Stabstropp" as the driver for the next in command. Got a lot of nasty comments because I got some privileges like extra sleep and a roof over my head on the shittier days. Still, being together with some of the higher ups was fun, had some great conversations with the people behind the ranks when they weren't as uptight and formal.

Considering my love for driving, it was a dream job, getting to do all sorts of crazy driving from time to time. Getting sent off to do my own "Missions" for the command in the field, and boss some fellow soldiers around on behalf of the luitenant. One of the harshest and most fun years I've ever had.
#385 - teltjeger (06/19/2015) [-]
Heh, I know how you feel. Got some shit for having a position that left me mostly under a roof in one way or another. So while the other guys were out in the cold or rain/snow I was sitting somewhat comfortably directing fire. ILS-ass/vognfører ftw!

Although it kinda sucked if you got the 2400-0600 shift as there is no firemissions during the night to let the locals get their sleep. So sitting on your ass for 6 hrs in a tine box with nothing to do but the occasional radiocheck got old quick. Well, that and the fuckings camouflage screening. Since you drove around a lot I'm sure you visited KO from time to time, so you probably know how the camouflage screening work. Now mix that with a lot of wind and some barbed wire next to the screening and you got a hell of a job the next time you see it.

We also had our taxidriver and like you he got some shit about it from time to time. Not as much as Amm/Fors got, but they deserved it for not giving us enough chocolate
User avatar #393 - zuflux (06/19/2015) [-]
Amm/Fors had plenty of Milk chocholate bars in the bags they delievered, problem was that some of them had a tendency to steal them out of the bags before delivering them to us. We hated them.
I know plenty about the camo screening. The luitenant I drove around with would randomly drill me on putting it up when we had some downtime. Depending on how long he expected the downtime to be, he'd tell me to just flop the curtains down and leave it like that, or to set it up properly, with the telescope rods and everything.

The radio guys did get some more shit than me, of course. Especially since two of them were experts at pretending to be Oslo west rich kids, putting on their smuggest of faces whenever they had the chance of teasing the rec-team or the guys in OP.

Our KO-wagon driver, I suppose he held the same position as you did, holding the radio on some nights. Had the snarkiest kind of humor. He was a southerner, and him, coupled with a south-american-Norwegian platoon commander made for some real funny moments.
Were you in Nils or Olga? Would be a funny coincidence if you served around the time I did.
#414 - teltjeger (06/19/2015) [-]
Nah, I served in Stabsbatteriet, enrolled august 13 so unless you enlisted after the mandatory year I guess not. Knew the guys that had the same position as me in Nils well since we had 4 weeks of job specific training together.

Though I still had plenty of time to tease the other guys over the radio. There was quite a few jokes regarding the weather in OP. That and the way one of the guys in 9 took radiochecks. We also got the habit of calling the guys taking the nightshift in gunbattery KO for vindvott 1, og vindvott 2. As most of the time that position was left to some random soldier since they were slightly undermanned our year. You could practically hear the insecurity on their voices over a simple 98 call-up from 9.
During cold response our extra ils-off claimed that one of the guys in Olga KO was so slow he almost died. Kinda harsh considering he had pretty much just left training, but we found it so funny it became an inside joke for quite some time.
#378 - To be fair, that first guy had much better for than the girl h… 06/19/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 0
#377 - I don't think it's very uncommon. During my conscription servi… 06/19/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 0

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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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