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zuflux

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:3/01/2015
Location:Moss Norway
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I awoke in a field of pinelike grass .

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#262 - It makes just as little sense. But goddamned decorative TOWELS…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2014 on men 0
User avatar #267 - sarcasticrunner (03/30/2014) [-]
Have you never seen a table that is set but not used........
User avatar #269 - zuflux (03/30/2014) [-]
Not in my own home, no. We've had several different kinds of tables for phones, pet cages, and other things over the years, but never a table not used for any practical purpose.
User avatar #274 - sarcasticrunner (03/30/2014) [-]
Oh I've seen homes where there are tables set but rarely used. Just decoration
#117 - I was travelling through a few states once, coming over from E…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on free caturday for all +1
User avatar #121 - solidderking (03/30/2014) [-]
capitalism at its best ;)
#114 - The fact that there are stores that sell animals in this manne…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/30/2014 on free caturday for all +1
#124 - amuzen (04/05/2014) [-]
Where I'm from cats breed so frequently there's no point, you either find one living in the forest and feed it and it follows you home and becomes yours or you go to one of the two grocery stores on the island and there's almost always someone with a box full of kittens or a flyer on the bulletin board saying cats for free, I think this is probably a much better way to distribute these cats because if someone can't find a home for all the kittens they either put them down or set them free to survive in the wild where they have a less than 10% survival rate.

I know you're probably thinking 'thats awful! if they can't deal with the kittens they should get their cat fixed!" but try to understand there's no vet on our island and getting your cat fixed on the next island over costs a grand total of 300+ dollars + all the hassle of actually getting your pet over there which most people can't really afford and the alternative is just not taking the cat in at all in which case it will almost certainly die.
User avatar #118 - dangflabbit (03/30/2014) [-]
he's thought up this little escape route for so long...
User avatar #115 - solidderking (03/30/2014) [-]
me too
i mean it is okay to do this with fishes or snakes or insects and stuff, but not with a cat or with a dog......
User avatar #117 - zuflux (03/30/2014) [-]
I was travelling through a few states once, coming over from Europe, and it was quite shocking to me. In a goddamned mall of all things.
User avatar #121 - solidderking (03/30/2014) [-]
capitalism at its best ;)
#217 - If you have Decorational Towels just hanging around you're p…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/30/2014 on men +1
User avatar #239 - sarcasticrunner (03/30/2014) [-]
Or pillows on the bed not used for sleeping. The list goes on
User avatar #262 - zuflux (03/30/2014) [-]
It makes just as little sense. But goddamned decorative TOWELS?

That's like having decorative drinking glasses.
Or Decorative showers.
User avatar #267 - sarcasticrunner (03/30/2014) [-]
Have you never seen a table that is set but not used........
User avatar #269 - zuflux (03/30/2014) [-]
Not in my own home, no. We've had several different kinds of tables for phones, pet cages, and other things over the years, but never a table not used for any practical purpose.
User avatar #274 - sarcasticrunner (03/30/2014) [-]
Oh I've seen homes where there are tables set but rarely used. Just decoration
#244 - You don't know that Jon dies. The book ends as he's stabbed.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on coincidence? 0
User avatar #246 - hargleblarg (03/30/2014) [-]
I hope he gets revived, he's one of my favourite characters, but I wanted to ruin the asshat above me's day because he was a cunt, so I added it in anyways.
#208 - I'm looking forward to the new season and all, but goddamnit I…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on coincidence? 0
User avatar #242 - daentraya (03/30/2014) [-]
tis a shame. Something as grand and fantastic as a Song of Ice and Fire would never be perfectly portrayed by the series.
But fucking hell its the prettiest goddahm show i have ever seen, and that's really all i want out of this. Except for the throne, they pretty much did everything more than justice. I love the series, really
#2 - Not when this was posted, no. 03/29/2014 on Miley Cyrus vs Alexander Rybak 0
#38 - Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written? 03/29/2014 on zuflux's profile 0
#34 - It's not a ******* fedora. It's a damn Trillby. … 03/29/2014 on Cringe Compilation 15 -1
#234 - You just can't be happy for someone who clearly won because th… 03/28/2014 on I fucking won +1
#233 - Congratunlations dude, well earned. 03/28/2014 on I fucking won +1
#222 - I believe its rather rare to have stores be open for 24 hrs in… 03/28/2014 on Seems legit 0
#101 - This has probably already been said, but **** rea… 03/27/2014 on Coca cola fact compilation 0
#100 - Picture 03/27/2014 on Are you Squidward? 0
#79 - To be fair, if you write "LMAO" in any context at al…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Are you Squidward? +1
#81 - Orc (03/27/2014) [-]
lmao
#100 - zuflux (03/27/2014) [-]
#106 - Imagine actual proper horror instead. Jumpscares are cheap. 03/27/2014 on Sneak peek of Facebook's... 0
#128 - Number 4 and 9. Ruin Sentinels' theme from Dark Souls 2. Holy … 03/27/2014 on Best Non-Sexual Sensations 0
#64 - Comment deleted 03/24/2014 on Scumbag teeth 0
#40 - It's still a form of central heating, but not very efficient i… 03/24/2014 on Let Me Just Tuck You Right... 0
#58 - To keep the characters somewhat fresh and still pliable enough…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on Remember this show? 0
User avatar #59 - nimba (03/24/2014) [-]
Yup, different don't mean bad
#55 - I've watched Family guy since around the 5th season, I think, …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on Remember this show? 0
User avatar #57 - dafuckisthishit (03/24/2014) [-]
yeah it's only opinions at the end of the days, gota enjoy what you enjoy
#480 - I'm pretty sure that the ones going for "Coolest Rig"… 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ 0
#28 - I live in Norway, and here it's still not normal for household…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Let Me Just Tuck You Right... 0
User avatar #39 - twofreegerbils (03/24/2014) [-]
Surprise! Wood-burning stoves are still considered central heating, even though using biomass to heat your home is super low tech.
User avatar #40 - zuflux (03/24/2014) [-]
It's still a form of central heating, but not very efficient in a larger home.
It might technically be central heating, but most of us do it because we feel its more homely and cozy than anything else.
#36 - I feel ya there bro. I'm an artist myself, and all the exhibit… 03/24/2014 on Modern art +1
#32 - Comment deleted 03/24/2014 on Now you know how it feels 0

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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
#37 - popnotes ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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