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zuflux

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:8/31/2015
Location:Moss Norway
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latest user's comments

#87 - What if the pipeline just slowly started tapering and becoming… 08/23/2015 on Skating in a Tube +1
#41 - If it's any consolation I get a bunch of bugs here. It comes w…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2015 on America 0
#42 - relvel (08/22/2015) [-]
We don't have anything scary. Our bugs are just REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING. Gnats, mosquitos, you name it. They bite, they make you itch, and they JUST WON'T FUCKING GO AWAY. GODDAMNIT.
#30 - I live in a small basement appartment with a friend of mine. W… 08/22/2015 on Alone on the weekend. 0
#23 - Eh, it's all about being in a country with low population dens…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2015 on America +1
User avatar #40 - relvel (08/22/2015) [-]
I live in Louisiana AKA The Land of Shit, Mud, and Really Fucking Annoying Bugs. I'm gritting my teeth right now as I type this. Just the thought of those pesky little bloodsucking fuckers enrages me. Oh, what I wouldn't give for a life on concrete.
User avatar #41 - zuflux (08/22/2015) [-]
If it's any consolation I get a bunch of bugs here. It comes with living in a basement That isn't even underground that faces a forest and a river. During the warmer seasons I often find myself having spiders or other small bugs crawling over me in my bed. Scares the shite outta me.
#42 - relvel (08/22/2015) [-]
We don't have anything scary. Our bugs are just REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING. Gnats, mosquitos, you name it. They bite, they make you itch, and they JUST WON'T FUCKING GO AWAY. GODDAMNIT.
#61 - Had to double-take the title because I read it as "Chinkh… 08/17/2015 on Massive sinkhole in China... +1
#35 - It's always the Micheal Rosen stuff that gets me. Hasn't gotte… 08/17/2015 on The Memes 0
#77 - It works because there's little friction preventing the wheels… 08/17/2015 on Unlimited Electricity +1
#192 - Haven't seen a post with this many thumbs in years.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2015 on Skeleton of uncomfortableness +2
User avatar #193 - nought (08/17/2015) [-]
there was one a while ago that had more than this
#55 - Traps are fine. I find femboys hella hot sometimes. I… 08/16/2015 on Spittin truth +2
#53 - I can somewhat relate. I'm bisexual, but prefer women. Yet, I …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2015 on Spittin truth 0
User avatar #54 - nemecyst (08/16/2015) [-]
I mean, I can roll with convincing enough traps, but its always the big gay guys that hit on me, the struggle is so real.

I think its moreso because girls are expecting to put effort into how they look and expect guys to put in the effort to show interest
User avatar #55 - zuflux (08/16/2015) [-]
Traps are fine. I find femboys hella hot sometimes. I get that men are supposed to be "The hunters" and women the quarry of that hunt, but I straight up suck at being social. I can be as confident as you'd like, but that doesn't change my awkward way of doing conversations. I'm still getting over the whole "rejection" ting.

That, and whenever I see a girl I find attractive, I observe that they're taken. It's whiny as hell of me to say, but I find it really discouraging.
#86 - RNG must really hate Golden labs then. A 10% chance should hav… 08/16/2015 on dog 0
#83 - the guy trying to get water poisoning or something? 08/15/2015 on The Water Dragon 0
#101 - Half the danger of that run was all the people standing in the… 08/13/2015 on he/she has balls of steel 0
#72 - I feel like there needs to be "wasted" or "you … 08/12/2015 on Fucking brutal! -1
#264 - **zuflux used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **zuflux rolls 78** … 08/08/2015 on Admin's dating game 0
#67 - I take the buss in and out of Oslo for college during the week…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2015 on i hate cyclists! +1
#69 - sniffythebird (08/08/2015) [-]
I don't get why people go through red lights like that.

The only way I ever do that is if I'm walking on foot, but there's absolutely no cars in sight.
#399 - You're describing exactly how I'm feeling right there. It can …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2015 on GenderFluid +3
User avatar #420 - elcreepo (08/08/2015) [-]
Does wanting men make you feel like becoming a woman?

Otherwise no, it has nothing to do with switching genders.

I want women. I want men.

I'm still a woman either way.
User avatar #425 - EventHorizon (08/08/2015) [-]
You're arguing semantics, the exact fallacy described in this content. We're not arguing the definition of the terms, we're arguing their source and why calling anyone who identifies as such as "retarded" is somewhat of an equally retarded thing to do.
#353 - I've identified as Bisexual for years. But I'm mostly into fem…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2015 on GenderFluid 0
User avatar #356 - selfexplain (08/07/2015) [-]
So you penis doesn't turn into a vagina fluidly? Why calling it "Genderfluid" in first place? What you want in bed is your sexuality and whats hanging between your legs is your gender. If you use makeup, wear high heels and want people to call you Cindy doesn't make you female if you still got the disaster area of a man. Then you are a man, that would like to be a woman. No problem with that at all, but still male! It isn't male anymore if you can become pregnant all of a sudden I guess. Or at least the presence of a uterus might help calling you a female.

Gender has nothing to do with what you want or how you want to behave. It is just what you are born with or what you made out of yourself (talking about surgery) If you get your disaster area replaced with something else I would even let that slide and accept your new gender, but it has to be there. It's a physical thing unlike your sexuality.

Anyhow, have a great evening/morning/night/midday
#348 - I don't regret having the opinion that I have, but I regret th… 08/07/2015 on GenderFluid +3
#317 - Eh, it was a dumb comment to make in the first place. Judging …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/07/2015 on GenderFluid +5
User avatar #322 - rheago (08/07/2015) [-]
Why apologize for saying what you to say?
User avatar #455 - presidentmoose (08/08/2015) [-]
Because you're a faggot
#457 - anon (08/08/2015) [-]
#456 - anon (08/08/2015) [-]
okay?
User avatar #346 - garymotherfingoak (08/07/2015) [-]
it's another form of acknowledging that you said something stupid and regret it
User avatar #348 - zuflux (08/07/2015) [-]
I don't regret having the opinion that I have, but I regret that it was rather poorly written.
But them's the breaks.
#314 - Nono, I'm a guy. So It's more in the "gay" area. …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/07/2015 on GenderFluid +5
User avatar #315 - iexs (08/07/2015) [-]
Ok, change one word and it applies.
User avatar #317 - zuflux (08/07/2015) [-]
Eh, it was a dumb comment to make in the first place. Judging from the current state of said comment's thumb ranking I'd say the community agrees. My bad.
User avatar #322 - rheago (08/07/2015) [-]
Why apologize for saying what you to say?
User avatar #455 - presidentmoose (08/08/2015) [-]
Because you're a faggot
#457 - anon (08/08/2015) [-]
#456 - anon (08/08/2015) [-]
okay?
User avatar #346 - garymotherfingoak (08/07/2015) [-]
it's another form of acknowledging that you said something stupid and regret it
User avatar #348 - zuflux (08/07/2015) [-]
I don't regret having the opinion that I have, but I regret that it was rather poorly written.
But them's the breaks.
#282 - I wouldn't call them retarded. But the idea of putting a label…  [+] (25 new replies) 08/07/2015 on GenderFluid -38
#392 - EventHorizon (08/08/2015) [-]
Not sure why you're being thumbed down. You're precisely right:
Genderfluid is a fancy catch-phrase for being bisexual.
The problem is, bisexuality isn't nearly unique and interesting enough for the attention-obsessed morons out there who require that kind of validation in life.
I am bisexual, insofar as every once in a while I'll go through this strange phase (ranging anywhere from a day to a couple of weeks) where I'll have sexual urges involving other guys. It's strange still to me in my 20s, but I sure as shit don't think I'm genderfluid or any shit like that.
I'm just a little bi, and I'm comfortable enough with myself that I can admit that and move on, not turn it into my fucking soapbox.
#431 - anon (08/08/2015) [-]
Wait, no. Genderfluid is sometimes being a guy, sometimes being a girl. So one week you prefer male pronouns, because you feel like a male, another week you prefer female. It's not a sexuality, it's a gender identity.
User avatar #433 - EventHorizon (08/08/2015) [-]
Good point! So really, it's just someone trying to make a complicated situation in their life that much more fuckall complicated. So, yeah, retards I guess.
User avatar #418 - elcreepo (08/08/2015) [-]
Sexuality is not a gender.

Just because I like having some seriously fucked-up sex with women doesn't make me gender fluid or make me desire to have a man's organs.

Bisexuality has nothing to do with genderfluid weirdos- genderfluids just want to be "special" and have the ability to experience the best of both stereotypical genders. They want to be able to be a man and like flowers, or a woman and like pro wrestling.

What they don't get is how retarded that logic is- because in today's day and age, you literally can have ANY personality you want and it can have nothing to do with your gender. Sure some people don't agree, but there are far more voices saying "fuck you" back to their 1950s logic.
User avatar #424 - EventHorizon (08/08/2015) [-]
The problem though is that they're too fucking proud and stupid to realize that gender/sex are scientifically defined terms.
User avatar #417 - meetrophoenix (08/08/2015) [-]
I always thought gender doesnt have anything to do with sexual preference. Its like gender is the psychological counterpart to sex. Scenario: You have a penis. Do you accept having said penis? Yes -> Cis No->Trans. There is nothing else. The only 3 genders: Cis male (male) cis female (female) and trans. Then again being a bumblefuck still in college means I could very well be wrong, its just how I understand it.
User avatar #399 - zuflux (08/08/2015) [-]
You're describing exactly how I'm feeling right there. It can be for just a day, or for several weeks. Usually I'm mostly interested in women, but every now and again I find myself pining for men. It's not strange to me at all, but I wish I could feel the desire for either on a more consistent basis.
User avatar #420 - elcreepo (08/08/2015) [-]
Does wanting men make you feel like becoming a woman?

Otherwise no, it has nothing to do with switching genders.

I want women. I want men.

I'm still a woman either way.
User avatar #425 - EventHorizon (08/08/2015) [-]
You're arguing semantics, the exact fallacy described in this content. We're not arguing the definition of the terms, we're arguing their source and why calling anyone who identifies as such as "retarded" is somewhat of an equally retarded thing to do.
#384 - adhdtookmyaccount (08/08/2015) [-]
#379 - SemiAnon (08/08/2015) [-]
I'll make you feel like a real girl, bb
User avatar #349 - selfexplain (08/07/2015) [-]
Thats called Bisexual if you want kind of both. But thats just my opinion buddy
User avatar #353 - zuflux (08/07/2015) [-]
I've identified as Bisexual for years. But I'm mostly into females. Sometimes I just want something different. I don't want to put a label on it, but I feel like Bisexuality is the closest and most accurate way to put it.
User avatar #356 - selfexplain (08/07/2015) [-]
So you penis doesn't turn into a vagina fluidly? Why calling it "Genderfluid" in first place? What you want in bed is your sexuality and whats hanging between your legs is your gender. If you use makeup, wear high heels and want people to call you Cindy doesn't make you female if you still got the disaster area of a man. Then you are a man, that would like to be a woman. No problem with that at all, but still male! It isn't male anymore if you can become pregnant all of a sudden I guess. Or at least the presence of a uterus might help calling you a female.

Gender has nothing to do with what you want or how you want to behave. It is just what you are born with or what you made out of yourself (talking about surgery) If you get your disaster area replaced with something else I would even let that slide and accept your new gender, but it has to be there. It's a physical thing unlike your sexuality.

Anyhow, have a great evening/morning/night/midday
#311 - iexs (08/07/2015) [-]
That's fucking retarded, wanting to do something considered "Unladylike" doesn't make you a whole new gender.
User avatar #416 - elcreepo (08/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's like saying tomboys are guys.

People need to learn that gender doesn't define who you ARE as a person. Now it's been said, and it's true, that sexual organs have no bearing on who you as a person decide to be. People might try to force you to comply with "male" or "female" behavior, but you don't have to.

The same is true for the reverse. A gender is not who you are or how you act or even what you fuck, zuflux. It's just what you have down there.

I'm a girl. I like flowers and teacups. I also like motorcycles, toilet humor and hockey of every form except field hockey.

Neither one of these things make me a girl.

My vagina and mammary glands make me a girl.

I just don't see what point there is in having a gender "identity." Gender really doesn't decide many aspects of your personality, especially in today's age of women who don't give a shit about their appearance and men who really, really do.

So how can you have a gender "identity" if your sexual organs have nothing to do with who you are?
User avatar #314 - zuflux (08/07/2015) [-]
Nono, I'm a guy. So It's more in the "gay" area.
I don't really find it appealing to do someone in the ass. I just enjoy receiving anal from time to time.
User avatar #315 - iexs (08/07/2015) [-]
Ok, change one word and it applies.
User avatar #317 - zuflux (08/07/2015) [-]
Eh, it was a dumb comment to make in the first place. Judging from the current state of said comment's thumb ranking I'd say the community agrees. My bad.
User avatar #322 - rheago (08/07/2015) [-]
Why apologize for saying what you to say?
User avatar #455 - presidentmoose (08/08/2015) [-]
Because you're a faggot
#457 - anon (08/08/2015) [-]
#456 - anon (08/08/2015) [-]
okay?
User avatar #346 - garymotherfingoak (08/07/2015) [-]
it's another form of acknowledging that you said something stupid and regret it
User avatar #348 - zuflux (08/07/2015) [-]
I don't regret having the opinion that I have, but I regret that it was rather poorly written.
But them's the breaks.
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#189 - One day you won't be here, and everyone will start to sort of … 08/07/2015 on Best thing CN aired 0
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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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