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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Moss Norway
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No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this shitty, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a shit anyways.

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#159 - I play on X1  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on MRW playing online with... 0
User avatar #165 - deltagaming (12/17/2014) [-]
I am on there too! I am actually streaming at the moment
User avatar #167 - zuflux (12/17/2014) [-]
Well, if you ever need a +1 to the Raid hit me up. Gamertag is the same as my username on here.
#2959 - **zuflux used "*roll gender*"** **zuflux rolls Pangender** 12/16/2014 on Fun roll types 0
#238 - I don't mind a girl with a little extra, but there's a differe… 12/16/2014 on size does matter 0
#118 - I haven't even bothered with the new Raid yet. SO hard to fin… 12/16/2014 on MRW playing online with... 0
#117 - Inb4 "Destiny is poop and **** you" I …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2014 on MRW playing online with... 0
User avatar #130 - deltagaming (12/16/2014) [-]
Always run with friends. What do you play destiny on?
User avatar #159 - zuflux (12/16/2014) [-]
I play on X1
User avatar #165 - deltagaming (12/17/2014) [-]
I am on there too! I am actually streaming at the moment
User avatar #167 - zuflux (12/17/2014) [-]
Well, if you ever need a +1 to the Raid hit me up. Gamertag is the same as my username on here.
#215 - That's a terrible example of a game mod. I use mods to in… 12/15/2014 on Welcome to the magical... +4
#121 - He looks like ******* Kevin Spacey.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Perhaps... +10
#137 - jouten (12/15/2014) [-]
To be fair, Kevin Spacey would make a really good Hitler
#130 - fekke (12/14/2014) [-]
Look closer!
#185 - You got it! 12/13/2014 on Faith in black people restored 0
#183 - "Give a hungry man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Faith in black people restored 0
#184 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a night.

Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.
User avatar #185 - zuflux (12/13/2014) [-]
You got it!
#23 - You're right, but it's also 2400 hours.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Sex talk +1
#25 - lastweek (12/08/2014) [-]
The beauty of it is that we just need to say midnight instead of arguing about it, also I'm assuming the old, stupid bullshit, exists because one used to use the sun to measure time back when humanity were plebs and for some reason plebians still can't get out of their erred ways.
#20 - Good. 12/08/2014 on Sex talk -1
#37 - We don't want you. Go be something else. 12/08/2014 on 12th Day of Christmas FJ... +1
#18 - 16:00 is a lot easier to understand than 4. Pm? Am? "…  [+] (20 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Sex talk +9
User avatar #60 - upfordownsyndrome (12/08/2014) [-]
I've never met someone who's said "I woke up at 12 at night". You just say, "I woke up at midnight."
User avatar #54 - gittons (12/08/2014) [-]
i find the opposite simple.
am is after midnight but before noon, pm is after noon but before midnight.
maybe it is because i grew up learning 12 hour but to me 1600 sounds as strange as saying,
"it is 30.86 oclock"
User avatar #43 - yetaxaa (12/08/2014) [-]
the one I hate about 12-hour time is the fact that 12 exists. 24 doesn't exist on 24-hour time, you reset to 0. It makes no sense to go from 11 am to 12 pm, and similarly at night, so it still confuses me.
User avatar #32 - ScottP (12/08/2014) [-]
4 o' clock
Is it dark outside? It's am
Is it bright outside? It's pm

Since each time is separated by 24 hours, it's kinda' difficult to get it confused
#34 - Ethshar (12/08/2014) [-]
Tell me,if I left the house at 8 and it was dark,what time of day was it?

You have no fucking clue jackass,it's always dark at 8 this time of year.
User avatar #61 - cliffordlover (12/08/2014) [-]
They're both extremely easy. Subtract 12 from you original number if it's already greater than 12. It's fucking time. Stop putting America down because we're different. Neither system is really any harder than the other.
#75 - Ethshar (12/08/2014) [-]
I'm not putting America down,I live here,I'm putting morons like you down who think the 12 hour system is in any way sensible.
User avatar #80 - cliffordlover (12/09/2014) [-]
Okay, could you be any more butthurt? Kiddo, neither one is insensible. If you're too dumb to figure out how time works, that's not our fault. Blame your uncle dad and aunt mom. Don't bother replying, for I have already one. I'm also hiding your comments. I don't need to kill any brain cells.
#81 - Ethshar (12/09/2014) [-]
Sorry I hurt your special snowflake feelings. You childish dumbass.
#82 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
Tfw no satisfaction
User avatar #47 - ScottP (12/08/2014) [-]
Let's keep the language civil, eh?
#33 - slyblade (12/08/2014) [-]
not gonna lie. right now, where I live I go to bed when its dark and wake up and its still dark. ALso each time is separated by 12 hours.
User avatar #46 - ScottP (12/08/2014) [-]
Huh...must work only for my timezone then
#26 - greedtheavaricious (12/08/2014) [-]
Thank you. Damn people making shit way too complicated. It's worse than the american date system, damn it.
User avatar #24 - sugoi (12/08/2014) [-]
AM PM times are usually contextual, that and they usually add the pm/am.
#22 - anonymous (12/08/2014) [-]
0:00 is midnight.
User avatar #23 - zuflux (12/08/2014) [-]
You're right, but it's also 2400 hours.
#25 - lastweek (12/08/2014) [-]
The beauty of it is that we just need to say midnight instead of arguing about it, also I'm assuming the old, stupid bullshit, exists because one used to use the sun to measure time back when humanity were plebs and for some reason plebians still can't get out of their erred ways.
User avatar #19 - TwiztidNinja (12/08/2014) [-]
All i know is you are confusing me mate.
User avatar #20 - zuflux (12/08/2014) [-]
Good.
#304 - She did have a youtube channel as well, but I forget what it w…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on REKT 0
User avatar #305 - swordwoman (12/04/2014) [-]
her eyebrows, man. Jesus.
#302 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2014 on REKT +1
#303 - swordwoman (12/04/2014) [-]
"let's focus on more important things like how I am hot and unstoppable"

"this was really funny for the first 3 hours now im just bored with a bunch of weird kids with ugly beards calling me a slut"

"I wonder where people draw the line between pride and arrogance"

Jesus Christ what an amusing little brat.

User avatar #304 - zuflux (12/04/2014) [-]
She did have a youtube channel as well, but I forget what it was. She sounds just as stupid and annoying as she looks.
User avatar #305 - swordwoman (12/04/2014) [-]
her eyebrows, man. Jesus.
#300 - I wrote her a few tweets. All I got as respones was "No o…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2014 on REKT +1
User avatar #301 - swordwoman (12/04/2014) [-]
Whats her Twitter?
#303 - swordwoman (12/04/2014) [-]
"let's focus on more important things like how I am hot and unstoppable"

"this was really funny for the first 3 hours now im just bored with a bunch of weird kids with ugly beards calling me a slut"

"I wonder where people draw the line between pride and arrogance"

Jesus Christ what an amusing little brat.

User avatar #304 - zuflux (12/04/2014) [-]
She did have a youtube channel as well, but I forget what it was. She sounds just as stupid and annoying as she looks.
User avatar #305 - swordwoman (12/04/2014) [-]
her eyebrows, man. Jesus.
#52 - I just hate the two fat ones. I didn't bother to look their na… 12/02/2014 on My Hero 0
#12 - These things are like trucks loaded up with death and hate. 12/02/2014 on first time in the forest +3
#46 - Either I've been masturbating too much to unrealistic drawn po… 12/02/2014 on Kari comp 0
#28 - She annoyed the crap out of me. I grinned when she blew h… 12/02/2014 on poor zaza +2
#290 - Looks like good old "Rød grød med fløde" It's… 12/01/2014 on In a nutshell 0
#162 - I can't help but feel sorry for deaf people, though. I mean. Y… 12/01/2014 on College Liberal 0
#335 - The only thing I can really complain about is the favor of PS4… 11/30/2014 on Black Friday PS4 vs Xbox One 0
#169 - Doesn't porn sorta lose its novelty when you earn your money d…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2014 on Professions +3
User avatar #261 - pathesisx (11/30/2014) [-]
Nah, I enjoy drawing and looking at porn I think it's sexy. I may think the same way at other peoples characters but I love mine so it keeps me active.
#56 - You're not gonna be able to kick a tire that large over like t… 11/30/2014 on We were not trained for this +1
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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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