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Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:Moss Norway
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No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this shitty, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a shit anyways.

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#66 - You could just get the MAster key at the start of the game, an…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Into the Light: A Dark... 0
User avatar #68 - AreyouSerious (10/14/2014) [-]
I was in the Valley of the drakes, but the drakes would kill me so that's why I went to blighttown
User avatar #70 - zuflux (10/14/2014) [-]
You don't have to go all up to the drakes. You just go out from New Londo, over onto the other side, and then you're there.
#55 - Been wanting to read but somehow I haven't. Glad I came across… 10/13/2014 on Into the Light: A Dark... 0
#112 - And over here in scandiavia some people wants to recut The &qu… 10/11/2014 on WB got it right +1
#345 - Best Korea initiate 10/10/2014 on rename anonymous 10-9 -1
#71 - Refreshed maybe once an hour last night, and before that, more… 10/10/2014 on While FJ was down 0
#58 - **** , that's a perfect 'nanner. And I've wrked wi… 10/10/2014 on A HD banana on its way to... 0
#202 - I was up all night for the site to be back. But sleep got to m… 10/10/2014 on Funnyjunk Site Maintenance 0
#84 - Was thinking the same thing. First year at Uni. Everything is … 09/30/2014 on (untitled) +3
#43 - Boot 09/28/2014 on rename anonymous 9/29 -1
#193 - 4Chan will get back on its feet. They'll be fine.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Popeye Animation Test 0
User avatar #194 - tomtomvdp (09/22/2014) [-]
That's for sure , and the same thing could be said about sony and the animators. But not before the shitstorm reaches them.
#45 - Ah, one of those video creators on Youtube that made Dark Soul… 09/22/2014 on Me invading other players 0
#103 - You're entitled to youropinion man, but I think you're wrong o… 09/22/2014 on IT'S HAPPENING +2
#65 - This music sounds like something straight outta Dark Souls. An…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2014 on IT'S HAPPENING 0
#77 - kingdaniel (09/22/2014) [-]
Inception Soundtrack-Dream is Collapsing (Hans Zimmer) Don't you dare to compare Hans Zimmer to that overrated game. No one makes more epic music than Hans Zimmer.
#98 - thehumor (09/22/2014) [-]
>Dark Souls
>Overrated
#100 - kingdaniel (09/22/2014) [-]
Dude, it's like the Internet can't shut the fuck up about dark souls. it's hard on a fake way, like flappy bird. you have hard good games like Ninja gaiden.
Also the game looks like it's from 2007 or something. but that's not that important

it's like they made a decent game, and where like ''If we would make this game really hard with out any tutorials and little health, people would maybe buy it and think it's a good game because there so proud of their self that they play it''

That's ''PC MASTER RACE'' level shit.

Dark souls is poop.
User avatar #103 - zuflux (09/22/2014) [-]
You're entitled to youropinion man, but I think you're wrong on the subject of why it's selling well.

It's first of all not 'fake hard'. It takes away the typical health system most games use, that being tonnes of health, and fast regeneration thereof.

It's hard because you're an initially weak human being who has to fight demons, dragons, and other monstrosities that are not bound by a normal humans limits, like being able to feel pain. Death comes easy because people aren't supposed to take 50 hits from a sword before dying. Items aren't instause, because they take time to use.

And if you enjoy god video game music (That song from Inception was great as well.) and a convoluted, yet interesting lore, you might find that you like it.

But I'm gonna trust that you tried the game yourself, and not based your opinion on watching youtube videos and reading articles.

And if you did play it enough to get a feel of the game. I.E. Not ragequitting because the first boss was ramming his hammer down your throat because you stood wailing on him like a retard, then that's that. Not a game for you.
#178 - And woes will be said and ***** given, but in the…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Popeye Animation Test 0
User avatar #192 - tomtomvdp (09/22/2014) [-]
We used to think that , but now look at the all mighty 4chan.
User avatar #193 - zuflux (09/22/2014) [-]
4Chan will get back on its feet. They'll be fine.
User avatar #194 - tomtomvdp (09/22/2014) [-]
That's for sure , and the same thing could be said about sony and the animators. But not before the shitstorm reaches them.
#176 - Picture 09/22/2014 on Popeye Animation Test 0
#175 - Can't see anything wrong with it. It's just as cartoony, as it… 09/22/2014 on Popeye Animation Test 0
#56 - This is the reason I gave as well after seeing the result. Man… 09/19/2014 on CNN is having problems with... 0
#83 - Actually noticed the feet first. But now that you mention it. 09/19/2014 on this fuckin scene 0
#64 - That's probably how they got the effect, sure. And it fits, si… 09/10/2014 on The new Thor preview looks... 0
#62 - When Vaamos first spoke the first time I met him I got the big…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on The new Thor preview looks... 0
User avatar #63 - gruntmastr (09/10/2014) [-]
The person probably made the mic peak, I think that's the explanation someone had.
User avatar #64 - zuflux (09/10/2014) [-]
That's probably how they got the effect, sure. And it fits, since he's not really got anything to make a voice with, I guess it's majic.
#34 - How do you put chunks of unevenly cut cheese on bread, tho' 09/08/2014 on Cheesy jokes +4
#27 - Totally recognizing myself in that man. It wasn't until re…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on take that 0
#28 - thismustbeseen (09/06/2014) [-]
Don't let college be an excuse not to meet people. It's the opposite. If you think you "won't have enough time", when you're done college, you'll be working anyway (which is the transition I'm in right now)
#25 - It's kinda a given, I was thinking. How you feeling, then?…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/06/2014 on take that 0
#26 - thismustbeseen (09/06/2014) [-]
Well... I'm kind of going through phases.

1 week - crying and misery, then acceptance
2 weeks to 1 month - desperation and looking for an emotional replacement
1 month - 2 months - getting rejected because I wasn't ready
3rd month - hating myself for not having "progressed" far enough in life & being extremely self-conscious
4th month - being extremely jealous of my friends for being in relationships & judging myself
5th month - finally turning full attention back onto myself, not letting judgement of others bother me (sometimes I still get more jealous than I should though)

I thought I was over her 2 months in (because I didn't miss her, and no part of me wanted anything to do with her again), but that wasn't the end of it. It's been a hard lesson, but to recover you have to get to a point where not only do you not want her any more, you're also "back to your old self", which is always a point of stability.
User avatar #27 - zuflux (09/06/2014) [-]
Totally recognizing myself in that man.
It wasn't until recently that I came out of the worst of it, and started returning to my old self.
For a long time, I was desperately looking for an emotional replacement, someone to stand in her place, but nothing ever worked, obviously.
Now, me and her are good friends, and have met up since. And knowing that neither of us have any romantic desire over the other helps.

But it will take some time before I'm ready to get into another relationship. And having just started at Uni, (Or college) I don't think it's even a good idea at present.
#28 - thismustbeseen (09/06/2014) [-]
Don't let college be an excuse not to meet people. It's the opposite. If you think you "won't have enough time", when you're done college, you'll be working anyway (which is the transition I'm in right now)
#23 - The chances of us being in the vicinity of each other at any o…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/06/2014 on take that +1
#24 - thismustbeseen (09/06/2014) [-]
I broke up with my ex of 2 years about 5 months ago.

You might want to add "sane" to the list.
User avatar #25 - zuflux (09/06/2014) [-]
It's kinda a given, I was thinking.
How you feeling, then?

It took a while for me to realise, and once I did I hated myself for it for the longest time.
#26 - thismustbeseen (09/06/2014) [-]
Well... I'm kind of going through phases.

1 week - crying and misery, then acceptance
2 weeks to 1 month - desperation and looking for an emotional replacement
1 month - 2 months - getting rejected because I wasn't ready
3rd month - hating myself for not having "progressed" far enough in life & being extremely self-conscious
4th month - being extremely jealous of my friends for being in relationships & judging myself
5th month - finally turning full attention back onto myself, not letting judgement of others bother me (sometimes I still get more jealous than I should though)

I thought I was over her 2 months in (because I didn't miss her, and no part of me wanted anything to do with her again), but that wasn't the end of it. It's been a hard lesson, but to recover you have to get to a point where not only do you not want her any more, you're also "back to your old self", which is always a point of stability.
User avatar #27 - zuflux (09/06/2014) [-]
Totally recognizing myself in that man.
It wasn't until recently that I came out of the worst of it, and started returning to my old self.
For a long time, I was desperately looking for an emotional replacement, someone to stand in her place, but nothing ever worked, obviously.
Now, me and her are good friends, and have met up since. And knowing that neither of us have any romantic desire over the other helps.

But it will take some time before I'm ready to get into another relationship. And having just started at Uni, (Or college) I don't think it's even a good idea at present.
#28 - thismustbeseen (09/06/2014) [-]
Don't let college be an excuse not to meet people. It's the opposite. If you think you "won't have enough time", when you're done college, you'll be working anyway (which is the transition I'm in right now)
#67 - You forgot LautREKT of Carim. 09/06/2014 on Christian is lightheaded -1
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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
#37 - popnotes ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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