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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:Moss Norway
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No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this shitty, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a shit anyways.

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#58 - I just love how the statement starts with "Basically"… 04/26/2014 on Blissfull Ignorance +8
#77 - It's even better, that when it happened in the book, Cercei h… 04/26/2014 on Puns are fun +1
#209 - I do compare her to Aang, of course. But my problem with her i…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2014 on some people... 0
User avatar #211 - Loppytaffy (04/26/2014) [-]
Everything Aang did was in desperation; he had his people, and the entire world riding on one battle that he fought 100 years after he should have. We saw him learn in a year what he should have learned over 10.

Korra was able to take it slowly, she grew up in peaceful times with Katara as her mentor.
User avatar #212 - zuflux (04/26/2014) [-]
As true as that is, I had difficulty finding the will to keep watching Korra, because I kept waiting for that moment when she would go be able to prove her powers. But that climax never, ever came.

The best part of Korra was the origin story of the original Avatar.
#173 - To bad Korra was a **** avatar. Or rathe…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2014 on some people... 0
User avatar #198 - Loppytaffy (04/26/2014) [-]
I think the problem is that people compare her to Aang. That, and she had too much love interest story rather than avatar story.
User avatar #209 - zuflux (04/26/2014) [-]
I do compare her to Aang, of course. But my problem with her is that no matter how hard she tries, she always ends up fucking up, or getting beaten down. I don't get the 'power' sensation I got from Aang. The love interest parts were not that bad, tbh.
User avatar #211 - Loppytaffy (04/26/2014) [-]
Everything Aang did was in desperation; he had his people, and the entire world riding on one battle that he fought 100 years after he should have. We saw him learn in a year what he should have learned over 10.

Korra was able to take it slowly, she grew up in peaceful times with Katara as her mentor.
User avatar #212 - zuflux (04/26/2014) [-]
As true as that is, I had difficulty finding the will to keep watching Korra, because I kept waiting for that moment when she would go be able to prove her powers. But that climax never, ever came.

The best part of Korra was the origin story of the original Avatar.
#174 - pappysmurf (04/26/2014) [-]
Butt tits.
#70 - I had a few puffs before going to my uncle's birthday gatherin… 04/25/2014 on Walking past the cops High 0
#40 - As a kid I didn't understand why they were so goddamn careful …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/25/2014 on There's always this guy. 0
User avatar #41 - earlploddington (04/25/2014) [-]
Hell regular bones are fragile as fuck too I mean like one real good punch can fuck up your entire face like no-one's business
User avatar #42 - darkeyedangel (04/25/2014) [-]
isnt most of your face made up of cartilidge?
User avatar #43 - earlploddington (04/25/2014) [-]
No, just a few bits. If you fuck up the upper cheek bone where the eyesocket is you'll fuck up the nerves in the face, the sinus, the jaw and the eye too. Plus the surgery afterwards can fuck up the eye if it goes wrong.

Fookin nasty
User avatar #44 - darkeyedangel (04/25/2014) [-]
ahh i see i just thought you might get a broken nose or something. thanks
User avatar #45 - earlploddington (04/25/2014) [-]
Well duh you can do that too but like just trying to say how much you can do with one punch alone
User avatar #46 - darkeyedangel (04/25/2014) [-]
i meant to say JUST the nose
User avatar #47 - earlploddington (04/25/2014) [-]
Oh fair enough

User avatar #48 - darkeyedangel (04/25/2014) [-]
yay! no shitstorm! gday m8
User avatar #49 - earlploddington (04/25/2014) [-]
ciao
#32 - I'm surprised that that kid understands the concepts of swimmi… 04/25/2014 on After explaining something... +3
#82 - I don't understand the logic behind this at all. Despite it be… 04/25/2014 on Foresaken 0
#42 - Isn't that just a temperature reader..? Like. You kno…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Back freckles -1
User avatar #43 - iamtheceej (04/25/2014) [-]
No.
#158 - The internet grows tired of all the fads that sweep over it. R… 04/25/2014 on Metallica +1
#297 - But we.. We have.. Front teeth for cutting up and dividing mea… 04/24/2014 on Logic +1
#140 - I'm not gonna watch a whole youtube clips worth of .Gif, when … 04/24/2014 on Breaking in?.... +1
#80 - I looked it up to get some final clarity, and you're right. … 04/23/2014 on Even the characters had... 0
#65 - But he's very obviously not the hound. As far as I can remembe…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2014 on Even the characters had... 0
#78 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2014) [-]
No, they mean that one of the brothers in the priests' group looked like the Hound (had a limp, was really tall, petting a dog, etc), not one of the vigilante group/raiders (I can't remember their name, forgive me). He was digging graves while Brienne was talking to the priests.
User avatar #80 - zuflux (04/23/2014) [-]
I looked it up to get some final clarity, and you're right.

"Readers have identified Sandor as the novice gravedigger espied by Brienne."

Which is pretty nice, honestly.
#58 - Whether Jon is dead or not isn't certain, as it ends on a rath… 04/23/2014 on Even the characters had... 0
#57 - When Brienne and her group come upon the old priests by the sh…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2014 on Even the characters had... 0
#61 - kanali (04/23/2014) [-]
And then Brienne spots a man with his face covered built exactly like the Hound, with a limp in the leg the Hound was injured in, petting an actual hound.
User avatar #65 - zuflux (04/23/2014) [-]
But he's very obviously not the hound. As far as I can remember it, he would never even bother riding with people like that. They were at the inn to raid and rape. The younger The actual hound never did those things unless he had to.
It's also hinted at that his helm was looted off him or something similar.
#78 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2014) [-]
No, they mean that one of the brothers in the priests' group looked like the Hound (had a limp, was really tall, petting a dog, etc), not one of the vigilante group/raiders (I can't remember their name, forgive me). He was digging graves while Brienne was talking to the priests.
User avatar #80 - zuflux (04/23/2014) [-]
I looked it up to get some final clarity, and you're right.

"Readers have identified Sandor as the novice gravedigger espied by Brienne."

Which is pretty nice, honestly.
#89 - That be a Tarkus armor and Shield with what looks like a Man-S… 04/23/2014 on Havel can suck it 0
#216 - This show doesn't come across to me as a show geared towards k… 04/23/2014 on THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A... 0
#5833 - **zuflux rolls 0,989,667** I'll just. 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#252 - Yes, and that Sine curve explains it perfectly. The lagging si… 04/22/2014 on Lag Grenade 0
#228 - I'll just be the guy that says "LAG =/= Low framerate.&qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Lag Grenade +3
#249 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/22/2014) [-]
actually from an engineering point of view; any signal that is running slower than another signal is said to be lagging
#264 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/22/2014) [-]
Frames appear on your screen instantly after they are generated. When the computer is slow in processing these things, it sometimes skips a few and that's called a low framerate.
User avatar #252 - zuflux (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes, and that Sine curve explains it perfectly. The lagging signal is what you're seeing, while the forward one id what people not lagging are seeing. You can have awesome framerate and still be lagging.
#71 - Picture 04/21/2014 on I promise it`s worth the reead +1
#64 - I'll explain these girls like they'd be described in A song of… 04/21/2014 on Face Swap gone wrong +1
#270 - I've been hit on by more gay guys than girls, so I think I'll pass. 04/18/2014 on Title +2
#71 - Light reflecting off the mirror is combined with perfect timin… 04/18/2014 on Creepy -1
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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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