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Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:5/28/2015
Location:Moss Norway
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I awoke in a field of pinelike grass .

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#66 - Unless weed becomes legal I will never work retail ever again.… 10/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#46 - Wow. You're just the 60th troll account we've seen in the past… 10/21/2014 on Damn Scrolls! -2
#71 - I just loved the fact that he had put an AIR FILTER on his exh… 10/19/2014 on Shitty Car Mods Part 1 0
#152 - Yea, cus who needs ground clearance, right?! Seriously, what … 10/19/2014 on Shitty Car Mods Part 2 0
#102 - Something I've lways been uncertain about but never bothered c… 10/19/2014 on Not technically advice but... 0
#55 - I read all four issues after seeing this post. Goddamnit, now … 10/15/2014 on Medic's recent Facebook post 0
#131 - That took me a while to read, and I might say it's the best st… 10/15/2014 on Demigods Subterfuge 0
#70 - You don't have to go all up to the drakes. You just go out fro… 10/14/2014 on Into the Light: A Dark... 0
#66 - You could just get the MAster key at the start of the game, an…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Into the Light: A Dark... 0
User avatar #68 - AreyouSerious (10/14/2014) [-]
I was in the Valley of the drakes, but the drakes would kill me so that's why I went to blighttown
User avatar #70 - zuflux (10/14/2014) [-]
You don't have to go all up to the drakes. You just go out from New Londo, over onto the other side, and then you're there.
#55 - Been wanting to read but somehow I haven't. Glad I came across… 10/13/2014 on Into the Light: A Dark... 0
#112 - And over here in scandiavia some people wants to recut The &qu… 10/11/2014 on WB got it right +1
#345 - Best Korea initiate 10/10/2014 on rename anonymous 10-9 -1
#71 - Refreshed maybe once an hour last night, and before that, more… 10/10/2014 on While FJ was down 0
#58 - **** , that's a perfect 'nanner. And I've wrked with qui… 10/10/2014 on A HD banana on its way to... 0
#202 - I was up all night for the site to be back. But sleep got to m… 10/10/2014 on Funnyjunk Site Maintenance 0
#84 - Was thinking the same thing. First year at Uni. Everything is … 09/30/2014 on (untitled) +3
#43 - Boot 09/28/2014 on rename anonymous 9/29 -1
#193 - 4Chan will get back on its feet. They'll be fine.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Popeye Animation Test 0
User avatar #194 - tomtomvdp (09/22/2014) [-]
That's for sure , and the same thing could be said about sony and the animators. But not before the shitstorm reaches them.
#45 - Ah, one of those video creators on Youtube that made Dark Soul… 09/22/2014 on Me invading other players 0
#103 - You're entitled to youropinion man, but I think you're wrong o… 09/22/2014 on IT'S HAPPENING +2
#65 - This music sounds like something straight outta Dark Souls. An…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2014 on IT'S HAPPENING 0
#77 - kingdaniel (09/22/2014) [-]
Inception Soundtrack-Dream is Collapsing (Hans Zimmer) Don't you dare to compare Hans Zimmer to that overrated game. No one makes more epic music than Hans Zimmer.
#98 - thehumor (09/22/2014) [-]
>Dark Souls
#100 - kingdaniel (09/22/2014) [-]
Dude, it's like the Internet can't shut the fuck up about dark souls. it's hard on a fake way, like flappy bird. you have hard good games like Ninja gaiden.
Also the game looks like it's from 2007 or something. but that's not that important

it's like they made a decent game, and where like ''If we would make this game really hard with out any tutorials and little health, people would maybe buy it and think it's a good game because there so proud of their self that they play it''

That's ''PC MASTER RACE'' level shit.

Dark souls is poop.
User avatar #103 - zuflux (09/22/2014) [-]
You're entitled to youropinion man, but I think you're wrong on the subject of why it's selling well.

It's first of all not 'fake hard'. It takes away the typical health system most games use, that being tonnes of health, and fast regeneration thereof.

It's hard because you're an initially weak human being who has to fight demons, dragons, and other monstrosities that are not bound by a normal humans limits, like being able to feel pain. Death comes easy because people aren't supposed to take 50 hits from a sword before dying. Items aren't instause, because they take time to use.

And if you enjoy god video game music (That song from Inception was great as well.) and a convoluted, yet interesting lore, you might find that you like it.

But I'm gonna trust that you tried the game yourself, and not based your opinion on watching youtube videos and reading articles.

And if you did play it enough to get a feel of the game. I.E. Not ragequitting because the first boss was ramming his hammer down your throat because you stood wailing on him like a retard, then that's that. Not a game for you.
#178 - And woes will be said and ***** given, but in the end, …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Popeye Animation Test 0
User avatar #192 - tomtomvdp (09/22/2014) [-]
We used to think that , but now look at the all mighty 4chan.
User avatar #193 - zuflux (09/22/2014) [-]
4Chan will get back on its feet. They'll be fine.
User avatar #194 - tomtomvdp (09/22/2014) [-]
That's for sure , and the same thing could be said about sony and the animators. But not before the shitstorm reaches them.
#176 - Picture 09/22/2014 on Popeye Animation Test +1
#175 - Can't see anything wrong with it. It's just as cartoony, as it…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Popeye Animation Test 0
User avatar #202 - cormy (10/24/2014) [-]
What the hell was that teleporting thing? I don't remember it at all.
#56 - This is the reason I gave as well after seeing the result. Man… 09/19/2014 on CNN is having problems with... 0


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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]

User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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