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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:12/27/2014
Location:Moss Norway
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No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this shitty, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a shit anyways.

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User avatar #144 - krizz (07/02/2014) [-]
brusj har hytte i Moss
#199 - But why 06/30/2014 on Post below and I'll say... 0
#56 - Phanact = Phaggot Ass = Bung You're = Your … 06/30/2014 on World Filter Suggestions +4
#1307 - **zuflux rolled user dafuckisthisshit ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#249 - 420 can't faze it.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on Post your selfie here 0
#285 - Orc (06/28/2014) [-]
Zoinks!
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User avatar #439 - mysticado (06/28/2014) [-]
"...but there has never been a better time to theoretically blow up the entire place...."

Oy vey!
User avatar #440 - zuflux (06/28/2014) [-]
You totally shouldn't actually blow the place up. But at first glance, that's what I thought.

But killing tons of innocent people to kill off a cancer is.. Well. Not good.

Though this particular cancer seems to be a tough bastard.
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#60 - Would have to carry the spirit of the original series, of cour…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Dark Souls 2 in a nutshell 0
#61 - yuukoku (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh, well what's so interesting about that? The whole point of the Dark Souls world is that everybody is depressed as fuck and that there is no fucking hope. The lighthearted atmosphere of Adventure Time just wouldn't go with it. I can only imagine the Adventure Time characters and art style with the soul-crushing atmosphere and story of Dark Souls.
User avatar #64 - pedobearraper (06/26/2014) [-]
they start off as cheerful undead then, they get worse and worse like where finn has to kill jake beause of him going hollow.
#66 - yuukoku (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh, that sounds fun.
User avatar #70 - pedobearraper (06/26/2014) [-]
what makes it worst finn uses jake's bones as homeward bones or keeps a withered hand or jake's head as a thing to remember him by; I bet finn can make a awesome sword whip from jake's soul though.
#72 - yuukoku (06/26/2014) [-]
This is getting good. Can we have the bubblegum princess as Rhea and just sort of segue to where she kills herself?
User avatar #74 - pedobearraper (06/26/2014) [-]
hmm yes that will work, and have marceline as mytha or Nashandra. marcy's father as covetous demon and ice king as hollowed vendrick
User avatar #76 - yuukoku (06/26/2014) [-]
Well, who's gonna be our Anastacia of Astora?

Maybe that fire girl. Yeah, her. We need to cut her tongue out.
User avatar #77 - pedobearraper (06/26/2014) [-]
no one will miss it.
#57 - As for your picture, I would Pay to see something like that.  [+] (20 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Dark Souls 2 in a nutshell 0
#59 - yuukoku (06/26/2014) [-]
>Watching the Taurus Demon crush Finn's brittle body over and over again
>Watching Finn be torn apart by the Capra Demon and eaten by dogs
>Watching the Gaping Dragon tear Finn limb from limb
>Watching Lautrec cut off Finn's head and piss on his corpse
>Watching The Iron Giant crush Finn like a bug
>Watching Ornstein impale Finn as Smough pulls out his bones to make toothpicks

Yeah, a lot of people pay to see snuff films. Not me, but evidently you.
User avatar #84 - schneidend (07/02/2014) [-]
Implying Finn wouldn't be a quality build with fast roll that dances around any Souls franchise boss with ease.
#85 - yuukoku (07/02/2014) [-]
>YFW he isn't
>YFW even quality builds can die easily in this game
>YFW there are even some deaths that are mandatory unless you exploit a glitch
>YFW Lordran wouldn't follow Adventure Time logic
>YFW commenting on a week-old comment
User avatar #86 - schneidend (07/02/2014) [-]
But, Souls basically does follow Adventure Time logic. An improbably strong, durable, and agile teenager fits in pretty well alongside guys wielding clubs larger than their bodies.
User avatar #87 - yuukoku (07/02/2014) [-]
Those guys wielding clubs larger than their bodies die, too.
User avatar #88 - schneidend (07/02/2014) [-]
True, but seeing as he would be undead, he'd just come back, and your original post implied that Finn would be horribly outclassed and just constantly die in Dark Souls.
User avatar #89 - yuukoku (07/02/2014) [-]
No, he'd come back and go through all of that. My original post is that he would go through Dark Souls as the chosen undead, meaning he would win, but not without feeling the hopeless struggle that most everybody who's played Dark Souls has in the first place.
User avatar #90 - schneidend (07/02/2014) [-]
Hm. True.
Would that be a bad thing, though? I mean, the kid would come out on top.
User avatar #91 - yuukoku (07/02/2014) [-]
No, it would be sad to watch, but the thing with the Souls series is that it always gets worse before it gets better. He'd die a lot until he can either give up and die or refuse to have his will broken. Well, he'd probably choose the later and struggle on until he finally wins.
User avatar #92 - schneidend (07/02/2014) [-]
Finn's a pretty nuanced character for a kid's show protagonist. He'd probably get bummed by the crushing forlorn atmosphere for a time, but then he'd summon Jake and bounce back.
User avatar #93 - yuukoku (07/02/2014) [-]
...Yeah, I can see something like that happening. Having a friend around in that game always lightens the mood and makes it more bearable.
User avatar #60 - zuflux (06/26/2014) [-]
Would have to carry the spirit of the original series, of course. Their personalities wouldn't change, only the world.
#61 - yuukoku (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh, well what's so interesting about that? The whole point of the Dark Souls world is that everybody is depressed as fuck and that there is no fucking hope. The lighthearted atmosphere of Adventure Time just wouldn't go with it. I can only imagine the Adventure Time characters and art style with the soul-crushing atmosphere and story of Dark Souls.
User avatar #64 - pedobearraper (06/26/2014) [-]
they start off as cheerful undead then, they get worse and worse like where finn has to kill jake beause of him going hollow.
#66 - yuukoku (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh, that sounds fun.
User avatar #70 - pedobearraper (06/26/2014) [-]
what makes it worst finn uses jake's bones as homeward bones or keeps a withered hand or jake's head as a thing to remember him by; I bet finn can make a awesome sword whip from jake's soul though.
#72 - yuukoku (06/26/2014) [-]
This is getting good. Can we have the bubblegum princess as Rhea and just sort of segue to where she kills herself?
User avatar #74 - pedobearraper (06/26/2014) [-]
hmm yes that will work, and have marceline as mytha or Nashandra. marcy's father as covetous demon and ice king as hollowed vendrick
User avatar #76 - yuukoku (06/26/2014) [-]
Well, who's gonna be our Anastacia of Astora?

Maybe that fire girl. Yeah, her. We need to cut her tongue out.
User avatar #77 - pedobearraper (06/26/2014) [-]
no one will miss it.
#56 - Uuuh. Biggie'n Smalls? 06/26/2014 on Dark Souls 2 in a nutshell +1
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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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