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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:5/29/2016
Location:Moss Norway
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#153 - Eh, we've been there, many of us. It's not related to skateboa… 08/24/2015 on This chick, 0
#151 - I'm 23, and I haven't been on a board with wheels since I trie…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2015 on This chick, 0
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#152 - vgamefrk (08/24/2015) [-]
I had the same problem. I was 14 and bought a cheapo walmart board. huge huge mistake. I got it rolling pretty fast until I hit a tiny pebble. but man that tiny pebble was death. Dont worry I did catch myself when I got thrown off. With my face.
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#153 - zuflux (08/24/2015) [-]
Eh, we've been there, many of us. It's not related to skateboarding, but on my first two-wheeled bike my brakes jammed or my handlebars twisted. Somehow I got thrown over the bars and went teeth first into the pavement. My milky teeth turned blue for the duration of their lifetime.
#246 - I live in a basement, yes. Because it was the best offer I cou… 08/24/2015 on Annoying Funnyjunk User Comp +1
#97 - I have thought about getting a longboard for a while now. Why …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/24/2015 on This chick, +7
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#144 - vgamefrk (08/24/2015) [-]
Im actually thinking about starting into longboarding. I'm about to be 22. its never too old to start
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#151 - zuflux (08/24/2015) [-]
I'm 23, and I haven't been on a board with wheels since I tried and failed hysterically at Skateboarding in my adolescence. But I could see it being really useful for getting to places in the city I study in.
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#152 - vgamefrk (08/24/2015) [-]
I had the same problem. I was 14 and bought a cheapo walmart board. huge huge mistake. I got it rolling pretty fast until I hit a tiny pebble. but man that tiny pebble was death. Dont worry I did catch myself when I got thrown off. With my face.
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#153 - zuflux (08/24/2015) [-]
Eh, we've been there, many of us. It's not related to skateboarding, but on my first two-wheeled bike my brakes jammed or my handlebars twisted. Somehow I got thrown over the bars and went teeth first into the pavement. My milky teeth turned blue for the duration of their lifetime.
#118 - slickey (08/24/2015) [-]
Ain't nothing better than a longboard for short - medium distances, it's also really simple to learn and gets appreciated by ladies
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#132 - oceanfrank (08/24/2015) [-]
cut out that last bit and I'd agree
#19 - It's how politics work. 08/23/2015 on awesome +1
#87 - What if the pipeline just slowly started tapering and becoming… 08/23/2015 on Skating in a Tube +1
#41 - If it's any consolation I get a bunch of bugs here. It comes w…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2015 on America 0
#42 - relvel (08/22/2015) [-]
We don't have anything scary. Our bugs are just REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING. Gnats, mosquitos, you name it. They bite, they make you itch, and they JUST WON'T FUCKING GO AWAY. GODDAMNIT.
#30 - I live in a small basement appartment with a friend of mine. W… 08/22/2015 on Alone on the weekend. 0
#23 - Eh, it's all about being in a country with low population dens…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2015 on America +1
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#40 - relvel (08/22/2015) [-]
I live in Louisiana AKA The Land of Shit, Mud, and Really Fucking Annoying Bugs. I'm gritting my teeth right now as I type this. Just the thought of those pesky little bloodsucking fuckers enrages me. Oh, what I wouldn't give for a life on concrete.
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#41 - zuflux (08/22/2015) [-]
If it's any consolation I get a bunch of bugs here. It comes with living in a basement That isn't even underground that faces a forest and a river. During the warmer seasons I often find myself having spiders or other small bugs crawling over me in my bed. Scares the shite outta me.
#42 - relvel (08/22/2015) [-]
We don't have anything scary. Our bugs are just REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING. Gnats, mosquitos, you name it. They bite, they make you itch, and they JUST WON'T FUCKING GO AWAY. GODDAMNIT.
#61 - Had to double-take the title because I read it as "Chinkh… 08/17/2015 on Massive sinkhole in China... +1
#35 - It's always the Micheal Rosen stuff that gets me. Hasn't gotte… 08/17/2015 on The Memes 0
#77 - It works because there's little friction preventing the wheels… 08/17/2015 on Unlimited Electricity +1
#192 - Haven't seen a post with this many thumbs in years.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2015 on Skeleton of uncomfortableness +2
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#193 - nought (08/17/2015) [-]
there was one a while ago that had more than this
#55 - Traps are fine. I find femboys hella hot sometimes. I… 08/16/2015 on Spittin truth +2
#53 - I can somewhat relate. I'm bisexual, but prefer women. Yet, I …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2015 on Spittin truth 0
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#54 - nemecyst (08/16/2015) [-]
I mean, I can roll with convincing enough traps, but its always the big gay guys that hit on me, the struggle is so real.

I think its moreso because girls are expecting to put effort into how they look and expect guys to put in the effort to show interest
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#55 - zuflux (08/16/2015) [-]
Traps are fine. I find femboys hella hot sometimes. I get that men are supposed to be "The hunters" and women the quarry of that hunt, but I straight up suck at being social. I can be as confident as you'd like, but that doesn't change my awkward way of doing conversations. I'm still getting over the whole "rejection" ting.

That, and whenever I see a girl I find attractive, I observe that they're taken. It's whiny as hell of me to say, but I find it really discouraging.
#86 - RNG must really hate Golden labs then. A 10% chance should hav… 08/16/2015 on dog 0
#83 - the guy trying to get water poisoning or something? 08/15/2015 on The Water Dragon 0
#101 - Half the danger of that run was all the people standing in the… 08/13/2015 on he/she has balls of steel 0
#72 - I feel like there needs to be "wasted" or "you … 08/12/2015 on Fucking brutal! -1
#264 - **zuflux used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **zuflux rolls 78** … 08/08/2015 on Admin's dating game 0
#67 - I take the buss in and out of Oslo for college during the week…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2015 on i hate cyclists! +1
#69 - sniffythebird (08/08/2015) [-]
I don't get why people go through red lights like that.

The only way I ever do that is if I'm walking on foot, but there's absolutely no cars in sight.
#399 - You're describing exactly how I'm feeling right there. It can …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2015 on GenderFluid +3
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#420 - elcreepo (08/08/2015) [-]
Does wanting men make you feel like becoming a woman?

Otherwise no, it has nothing to do with switching genders.

I want women. I want men.

I'm still a woman either way.
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#425 - EventHorizon (08/08/2015) [-]
You're arguing semantics, the exact fallacy described in this content. We're not arguing the definition of the terms, we're arguing their source and why calling anyone who identifies as such as "retarded" is somewhat of an equally retarded thing to do.
#353 - I've identified as Bisexual for years. But I'm mostly into fem…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2015 on GenderFluid 0
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#356 - selfexplain (08/07/2015) [-]
So you penis doesn't turn into a vagina fluidly? Why calling it "Genderfluid" in first place? What you want in bed is your sexuality and whats hanging between your legs is your gender. If you use makeup, wear high heels and want people to call you Cindy doesn't make you female if you still got the disaster area of a man. Then you are a man, that would like to be a woman. No problem with that at all, but still male! It isn't male anymore if you can become pregnant all of a sudden I guess. Or at least the presence of a uterus might help calling you a female.

Gender has nothing to do with what you want or how you want to behave. It is just what you are born with or what you made out of yourself (talking about surgery) If you get your disaster area replaced with something else I would even let that slide and accept your new gender, but it has to be there. It's a physical thing unlike your sexuality.

Anyhow, have a great evening/morning/night/midday
#348 - I don't regret having the opinion that I have, but I regret th… 08/07/2015 on GenderFluid +3
#317 - Eh, it was a dumb comment to make in the first place. Judging …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/07/2015 on GenderFluid +5
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#322 - rheago (08/07/2015) [-]
Why apologize for saying what you to say?
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#455 - presidentmoose (08/08/2015) [-]
Because you're a faggot
#457 - anon (08/08/2015) [-]
#456 - anon (08/08/2015) [-]
okay?
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#346 - garymotherfingoak (08/07/2015) [-]
it's another form of acknowledging that you said something stupid and regret it
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#348 - zuflux (08/07/2015) [-]
I don't regret having the opinion that I have, but I regret that it was rather poorly written.
But them's the breaks.
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#49 - fjponythread (11/17/2015) [-]
Can I have the source of your avatar?
#50 to #49 - zuflux (11/17/2015) [-]
I'm a furry, it's the face of my Burmecian character.
#51 to #50 - fjponythread (11/17/2015) [-]
Okay
Can I get a Furaffinity/InkBunny/Weasel/Dumblr link?
#53 to #52 - fjponythread (11/17/2015) [-]
Thanks
#40 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
#42 to #41 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
#43 to #42 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
#44 to #43 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
#45 to #44 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
#46 to #45 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
#47 to #46 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
#48 to #47 - strangesir ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
#39 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ******, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid ****.
#38 to #37 - zuflux (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
#35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
#36 to #35 - zuflux (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
#31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
#32 to #31 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
#33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
#34 to #33 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
#30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
#29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
#26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
#27 to #26 - zuflux (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
#28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
#16 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
#17 to #16 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
#21 to #20 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
#23 to #21 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
#24 to #23 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
#25 to #24 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
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