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#36 - Context for this? Sounds like two telemarketers called two…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2015 on Phone Prank 0
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#44 - cormy (10/24/2015) [-]
I think each phone prank called someone and pit them against each other.
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#50 - zuflux (10/24/2015) [-]
Yes. That would make a lot more sense.
#76 - **zuflux used "*roll picture*"** **zuflux rolled image ** 10/23/2015 on Roll for your new gay... 0
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#29 - I dated a self proclaimed "asexual" girl for three y… 10/22/2015 on Panties 0
#38 - His technical skills with the tools used to draw and the anato… 10/22/2015 on cringe alert +9
#9 - Good. 10/22/2015 on RIP JOSHLOL 0
#103 - You know. Idiots like these are why I sometimes, right before … 10/22/2015 on don't cry 0
#273 - I'm not having the same issues as the other replies to your co… 10/21/2015 on fast as fack 0
#69 - I was bullied through a majority of my formative school years.… 10/20/2015 on Bullying 0
#200 - I don't have a lot of kinks that could feasibly work in real l… 10/20/2015 on Everyone has a fetish, 0
#151 - Cops in Norway didn't even use to carry firearms on their pers… 10/20/2015 on How to disable the... +1
#18 - SJW's/Feminazis be like  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2015 on Dank-ass bl@ck tweets comp 6 -15
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#21 - discobleach (10/16/2015) [-]
i hate SJWs pls gib thumbs
#38 - anon (10/16/2015) [-]
wow he made a reference to current events, he must be a thumb whore
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#29 - turtletroll (10/16/2015) [-]
I also dislike feminazis. I also hate libcucks and refugees so thumbs pls
#157 - Funnily enough, the 2nd and 3rd game turned me off completely …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2015 on THIS 0
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#163 - wertologist (10/16/2015) [-]
I think you should give them another shot. In my opinion the story is amazing. It even has a pretty depressing part. Don't get discouraged from the darker more serious tones. It still feels like Jak and and Daxter, but it's just more violent and story driven. I strongly urge you to try them again. It may take a bit to get into 2 since it starts out a little slow, but once you get the rifle(yellow gun) it starts to pick up.

There is so much to those games. They all pretty much match up perfectly. little to no plot holes. 3 even reveals some unanswered questions(which I do not wish to spoil). Even Jak X(the racing game) was fun. It even had a fun story that fit into the main story. If you want more incentive, try looking up the cast members. they have many impressive actors in them. Also, if you want a laugh, look up the Jak 2 live action promotional trailers. They're funny.

I love the series. I grew a goatee as homage to Jak. It is tied with Halo for my favorite trilogy. I pretty much memorized every detail and fact from the Jak games.
#31 - Reminds me how my roommate clacks his teeth when he smacks his… 10/16/2015 on Chinese Mentos Commercial 0
#79 - Black on white. Hah, I get it. 10/16/2015 on dear cnn 0
#262 - Even our high-security prisons are very similar to the picture… 10/16/2015 on rehabilitation vs.... 0
#42 - Comment deleted 10/16/2015 on here you go little guy 0
#201 - I think moaning in porn is a turn-off for me in general. I wat… 10/15/2015 on Girls sex advice +2
#33 - "Kept ya waiting, huh?" Nnffh... &… 10/14/2015 on SEXUAL TENSION +2
#98 - I don't understand strip clubs if you're not interested in get… 10/13/2015 on When someone say i only... +2
#304 - In his defense, a lot of the text was redundant. There's a lot… 10/10/2015 on Piss your pants #6 +5
#59 - Sim city: Undoing changes to canvas. 10/09/2015 on Landslide in Japan 0
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#116 - I guess that's not very good. Anyway, I'm not against immi…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2015 on Daily wow +1
#117 - Jowi (10/08/2015) [-]
It depends on how you interpret what I said.
I think the problem is we've thrown up all these barriers after causing the mess that has led them here. I think we tried to make the world into what we wanted and now it's backfired on us, and innocent people are being slaughtered, we're refusing entry and I think that's wrong
#219 - eiaisqzbsesb (10/09/2015) [-]
Holy fuck no. The swedish economy is collapsing right now due to the immigration. Our government's budget was set around the 21st of september this year, and was exceeded (roughly) somewhere around October 2...

The EU has placed a standard for how this is to be taken care of. Any refugee fleeing war, is to flee to the nearest neighburing country they are not at war with. After this, the nations of the EU are to provide funding to help them where they are.

No nation's economy can handle an instant population rise of around 17 milion people. Hell, the EU's economy couldn't handle that population growth spread out over the entire EU.
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#49 - fjponythread (11/17/2015) [-]
Can I have the source of your avatar?
#50 to #49 - zuflux ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
I'm a furry, it's the face of my Burmecian character.
#51 to #50 - fjponythread (11/17/2015) [-]
Can I get a Furaffinity/InkBunny/Weasel/Dumblr link?
#52 to #51 - zuflux ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
#53 to #52 - fjponythread (11/17/2015) [-]
#40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
#41 to #40 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
#42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
#43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
#44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
#45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
#46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
#47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
#48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
#39 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ******, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid ****.
#38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
#35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
#36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
#31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
#32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
#33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
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#30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
#29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
#26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
#27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
#28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]

#16 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
#17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
#21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
#23 to #21 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
#24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
#25 to #24 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
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