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zuflux

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Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
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I awoke in a field of pinelike grass .

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#45 - Stuff looks positively sinister. 03/03/2016 on Uranium decaying and... 0
#63 - No wonder this bitch isn't making money. She's spending more t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2016 on Rekt 0
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#70 - shunkahawolf (03/03/2016) [-]
in my experience the truly marginalized and oppressed rarely ever call themselves marginalized or oppressed.
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#118 - theguythatisnotyou (03/03/2016) [-]
There is the quote that I enjoy that I think goes along with this
"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." This has been attribute to John Steinbeck, but it is disputed on whether he actually said t.
#26 - Most american TV shows I see whenever I flip the ol' box on: … 03/02/2016 on True Story 0
#171 - She makes nearly double of what an employee at McD's would mak… 03/02/2016 on Liberal gets a taste of... 0
#51 - She is acting just the way that makes her kids turn into bad people..  [+] (2 new replies) 02/29/2016 on The mystery solved. +13
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#65 - FeeFieFoe (02/29/2016) [-]
dont forget teaching kids not to ''snitch'' is one of the most common things they do. ''I know he killed 10 people but he my boy I aint no snitch''
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#81 - commontroll (02/29/2016) [-]
To be fair, even elementary white kids don't want to be "tattletales." It's just that while kids are supposed to eventually not care that much about what people think about them, in the ghetto you have the gang culture which is all about self indulgence and family-like bonds. Meaning you stay loyal to them, and you also are praised and encouraged to act like a kid in regards to emotional response and having fun.
#80 - This is creepily accurate. 02/26/2016 on When you lookin' for decent... 0
#119 - This is nothing new. I was bullied a bunch as a kid, and once … 02/25/2016 on You're gonna hear me roar... 0
#60 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2016 on Pixar sex scenes +2
#91 - ultronyourgod (02/22/2016) [-]
Why do I get eye cancer whenever I've been cured?
#80 - Good attitude. I definitely sounds like you had a mild eperien… 02/22/2016 on The More You Know +1
#63 - I don't know what kind of dosage a "Half tab" is, bu…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2016 on The More You Know +1
#74 - shuckmywang (02/22/2016) [-]
ya i'll take more if i ever try it again. i think it definitely wasnt enough since he told me i was supposed to see stuff move or something and all that happened visually was everything looked brighter and sorta pretty. i think it affected my other senses a little more- like i was very interested in sitting in a place where i could hear a lot of things but none of it was distinct or it felt very very intense if he touched me.

i went to sleep because i had some homework due the next day and i needed to sleep kinda regularly because i had to get up at six the day after that to go home. next time, ill try it on a weekend when i dont have so much going on.

id like to try it again and have it work. i really liked how much it opened my mind and made me able to think outside myself and even learn. id like to have more of a visual effect. it seems like it would be fun had it worked right
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#128 - liquidfunny (02/22/2016) [-]
I completely agree with zuflux, i was going to send you pretty much the same thing he said.
also if you want good visuals you need 2 tabs, it might sound like alot but alot of people I know started with 2 tabs.
also fucking on lsd is 10/10
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#140 - shuckmywang (02/23/2016) [-]
i was going to find out about fucking but i was already really really sensitive that weekend and i kinda got overstimulated, started to suck his dick, and got nauseous so i had to quit
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#80 - zuflux (02/22/2016) [-]
Good attitude. I definitely sounds like you had a mild eperience, when considering your obligations might have been a good thing. Lsd works really well in conjunction with large patterns in the visual department and makes picking up different sounds easier in the auditory department. If you actually have visions that differ from just having a warped "Living" Field of view varies. On a festival once I tripped all day, and once evening came and me and a friend laid down in the grass, I could see fractals in the sky. It was really nice, as I was just coasting on the landing part of my high at that point.

I highly suggest watching this movie: www.imdb.com/title/tt1014762/
while tripping sometime.

Finally I'd like to mention a thing a friend who introduced me to weed, and psychadelica. If you get the chance to try Psilocybin (Shrooms, Magic mushroms) do it. It's similar to an acid trip but very, very different from person to person, and is for most an introspective experience. He said this about the two: "Acid is like watching a tv. Shrooms is like picking up the remote and changing channels."

Oh, and if you like music to go with the experiences, Shpongle, Ott and Carbon Based Lifeforms and similar artists are great, if you don't mind strange soundscapes.