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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:7/29/2014
Location:Moss Norway
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No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this shitty, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a shit anyways.

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#65 - I think you got it mixed up with Java.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on When in doubt... +1
User avatar #122 - captainrattrap (03/22/2014) [-]
No, he said 40 minutes, not every fucking time you blink.
#9319 - Oh dear. 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#9051 - If they can be convinced that your personal tumblr is the actu…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #9054 - lexxy (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm glad they didn't look at my tumblr, there are some things on there I wouldn't want them to see lmfao
User avatar #9319 - zuflux (03/22/2014) [-]
Oh dear.
#9042 - It's the internet. The moment somebody sees a person who: &quo…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #9043 - lexxy (03/22/2014) [-]
someone searched my picture and found my tumblr and my photo on other people's tumblr so i'm definitely a fake!
User avatar #9051 - zuflux (03/22/2014) [-]
If they can be convinced that your personal tumblr is the actual you :3
User avatar #9054 - lexxy (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm glad they didn't look at my tumblr, there are some things on there I wouldn't want them to see lmfao
User avatar #9319 - zuflux (03/22/2014) [-]
Oh dear.
#9004 - I'm guessing the near triple digit replies to girls here are a…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +3
User avatar #9040 - lexxy (03/22/2014) [-]
mine is full of me being accused of being a fake, oh dear
User avatar #9153 - anenemy (03/22/2014) [-]
If you submitted a picture without a timestamp, you deserve the skepticism.
User avatar #9563 - lexxy (03/22/2014) [-]
I posted aother with a timestamp and apparently I'm still fake
User avatar #9042 - zuflux (03/22/2014) [-]
It's the internet. The moment somebody sees a person who: "Can't possibly be on the internet! She's too pretty!" They're gonna call them out as fake.
User avatar #9043 - lexxy (03/22/2014) [-]
someone searched my picture and found my tumblr and my photo on other people's tumblr so i'm definitely a fake!
User avatar #9051 - zuflux (03/22/2014) [-]
If they can be convinced that your personal tumblr is the actual you :3
User avatar #9054 - lexxy (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm glad they didn't look at my tumblr, there are some things on there I wouldn't want them to see lmfao
User avatar #9319 - zuflux (03/22/2014) [-]
Oh dear.
#59 - Or you know, disregard the phone and fall back asleep. 03/21/2014 on when someone comments on a... 0
#294 - If I ever have kids of my own I will do my best to teach them … 03/21/2014 on Half the internet 0
#2963 - Sure, why not. 03/18/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? +2
#423 - It's always the comment part about this that gets to me. … 03/17/2014 on for jett +1
#63 - One of the only games I can still play that are old, is Ace Co… 03/16/2014 on Graphics and shit 0
#16 - Put some Doe on dat Pussy. 03/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
#272 - If you're buying something huge, like a car, house, mansion, s…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on I fail to see the downside 0
User avatar #317 - thunderkrux (03/14/2014) [-]
I only used that as an example.
#260 - So this only apply to White Aryan-esque humans? Come on, y…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2014 on I fail to see the downside 0
User avatar #267 - thunderkrux (03/14/2014) [-]
Would that be a collective price? Like 500 dollars worth of oreos? Or one item that costs 500 dollars
User avatar #272 - zuflux (03/14/2014) [-]
If you're buying something huge, like a car, house, mansion, slaves, a yacht or something in that area.

God forbid having a striking pain in your loins every time you buy food.
And It wouldn't be kicking as much as just spontaneous pain.
User avatar #317 - thunderkrux (03/14/2014) [-]
I only used that as an example.
#230 - Oh, yeah. Well, I thought #1 meant that he was in first place. My bad. 03/11/2014 on For FunnyJunk 0
#201 - You're so far in the lead you're looking good, man. I voted la…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on For FunnyJunk +4
#228 - negroname (03/11/2014) [-]
Unfortunately #9 is 1k ahead of OP.
User avatar #230 - zuflux (03/11/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. Well, I thought #1 meant that he was in first place. My bad.
#183 - Rule 34, of course. 03/10/2014 on Thank you Admin 0
#107 - Why would you ever need to cut something, and then spoon it.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on The King +6
#111 - ronjeremysweiner (03/10/2014) [-]
someones never killed and cuddled
#37 - I feel old too. And it's not stopping. 03/10/2014 on onions 0
#35 - 13 for the first one.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2014 on onions 0
User avatar #36 - misterobotunicorn (03/10/2014) [-]
damn
User avatar #37 - zuflux (03/10/2014) [-]
I feel old too. And it's not stopping.
#33 - Me and a friend have just started watching one Shrek movie a …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2014 on onions 0
User avatar #34 - misterobotunicorn (03/10/2014) [-]
i think its been about 9 years... or more
User avatar #35 - zuflux (03/10/2014) [-]
13 for the first one.
User avatar #36 - misterobotunicorn (03/10/2014) [-]
damn
User avatar #37 - zuflux (03/10/2014) [-]
I feel old too. And it's not stopping.
#136 - This is why we tell people not to run out into the street behi… 03/10/2014 on Paintful 0
#250 - Grape Drink 03/10/2014 on Mace Windu +1
#223 - A kid I knew that lived around where I do some time back, had … 03/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
#851 - That's exactly what I wanted to say with that comment. Russia'… 03/09/2014 on Uni 0
#220 - I'd like to know how big bones make you look like StayPuff. 03/08/2014 on Torture for us all +1
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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
fuck you
#37 - popnotes ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this shitty, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a shit anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid shit.
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the fucking screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
**niggastolemyname rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
**niggastolemyname rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
**niggastolemyname rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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