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No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this shitty, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a shit anyways.

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#45 - I find it to make more sense that you cry when cutting onions … 01/10/2014 on Tumblr Comp +2
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#31 - brokentrucker (01/10/2014) [-]
Yep. Met my current GF on teh interwebz. We've known each other for ~three years now, and we officially set our relationship start as september when we met in person for the first time last year.
User avatar #30 - cleateater (01/10/2014) [-]
Fur-con
#50 - gayboard (01/16/2014) [-]
When you're performing cunnilingus and you hack up a furball.

Furries.
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#119 - I remember seeing this similar one but with a different nordic… 01/09/2014 on How aboot this weder eh? 0
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#541 - I have some pretty dope mods myself, some of these included. B… 01/07/2014 on Skyrim comp 0
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User avatar #70 - nitsuan (01/04/2014) [-]
Well, obviously I didn't expect her to go into two pieces, but I did wonder what would happen upon if I tried.
#150 - This video had me in tears. 01/04/2014 on How the Japanese think... +1
#90 - Well, The Coso Artifact isn't exactly real, but interesting no… 12/31/2013 on Guide to the Unknown 6 +1
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#239 - You spelled 'Tamriel' Wrong. Furthermore you didn't mention 'S… 12/30/2013 on Smaug 'n' shit 0
#237 - It's really obvious that it's what's gonna happen anyway. I me…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2013 on Smaug 'n' shit +5
User avatar #251 - dodomut (12/30/2013) [-]
not really
#259 - I'm awaiting the rich furries to get their own Sona into this … 12/29/2013 on Turn Your Human Face Into A... 0
#34 - Godspeed. 12/29/2013 on zuflux's profile 0
#32 - Pardon?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2013 on zuflux's profile 0
User avatar #33 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
#171 - You will sometimes hear christians saying that using "x-M… 12/29/2013 on Making a homeless person happy -1
#167 - Yes, he made man out of dirt, and the woman out of his ribs. T… 12/29/2013 on Making a homeless person happy 0
#166 - Yes, but it's in a different situation. I have a hard time thi… 12/29/2013 on Making a homeless person happy -1
#164 - I'll admit you're right. I did jump the gun. And furthermore. …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Making a homeless person happy -1
User avatar #168 - schneidend (12/29/2013) [-]
It's cool, bruh. Just learn from this. Atheism is fine, but like anything else there's a time and a place. On the Christmas thing, yeah it's kinda stupid. Christians try to make out like they're being demonized and persecuted, but I've never had a problem saying Merry Christmas to people. The stories about Jews or Muslims or whatever freaking the fuck out at people for saying Merry Christmas just don't happen that often, and I think a lot of people on both sides are being ridiculous.
User avatar #171 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
You will sometimes hear christians saying that using "x-Mas" is an attack on religion because they're taking the 'Christ' out of 'Christmas' But ironically the X stands for Christ.
But I say 'Merry Christmas' in any English context. I don't go around exclaiming that it's NOT A CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY.

Anyway. Have a good new year.
#147 - But that's a completely different situation. In the video (If …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Making a homeless person happy -1
User avatar #148 - aaronsalsa (12/29/2013) [-]
I wasn't talking about the video, the situation I was referring to had nothing to do with the video, nor are they linked in any way, my point still stands, follow the purple lines to see my arguement
User avatar #166 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
Yes, but it's in a different situation. I have a hard time thinking about a different phrase to use in relief other than something along the lines of "Thank god" "Jeesus" or "Good lord" because there is a lack of them. The reaction you had to avoiding hurting yourself can hardly be mistaken for divine intervention, and it was by your own devices that you avoided falling. Which in the end leads me to the conclusion that it's out of the context of the video.
#146 - Only that I don't consider myself a highly intelligent and enl…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Making a homeless person happy -1
User avatar #149 - schneidend (12/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, but you jumped the gun and said one of the most obnoxious things an atheist can say, despite knowing full well that thanking god for good fortune is as much a culturally-learned reflex as it is actual devotion.

Furthermore, let's assume for the sake of argument that the man is some form of Christian, they believe that random acts of kindness are inspired by the holy spirit, not that god simply wills it to happen. Somebody thanks God because they believe he nudged things along, not that the Almighty God Himself dunked those presents onto the Earth.
User avatar #164 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
I'll admit you're right. I did jump the gun. And furthermore. I do say a lot of words that derive from godly realms in swearing, relief and as response to good luck or kindness. But when I think about it. I can't find a lot of words that can replace said phrases. Like "Holy shit" or "God damnit"

I try not to come off as militant, but listening to The Thinking Atheist so much that I get annoyed simply by reading in the newspaper that Christmas is about god from some random guy.
User avatar #168 - schneidend (12/29/2013) [-]
It's cool, bruh. Just learn from this. Atheism is fine, but like anything else there's a time and a place. On the Christmas thing, yeah it's kinda stupid. Christians try to make out like they're being demonized and persecuted, but I've never had a problem saying Merry Christmas to people. The stories about Jews or Muslims or whatever freaking the fuck out at people for saying Merry Christmas just don't happen that often, and I think a lot of people on both sides are being ridiculous.
User avatar #171 - zuflux (12/29/2013) [-]
You will sometimes hear christians saying that using "x-Mas" is an attack on religion because they're taking the 'Christ' out of 'Christmas' But ironically the X stands for Christ.
But I say 'Merry Christmas' in any English context. I don't go around exclaiming that it's NOT A CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY.

Anyway. Have a good new year.
#145 - What about thanking the guys who came and grabbed the tree whe… 12/29/2013 on Making a homeless person happy -1
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#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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