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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:Moss Norway
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No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this shitty, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a shit anyways.

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#34 - At least here in Norway, cops don't shoot a homeless guy with …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on 10 days later +4
#63 - ohemgeezus (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah that doesnt happen anywhere
#63 - Furry, with an ongoing Bachelor and a job. Shut the h…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on dat innocence 0
User avatar #79 - yorker (07/15/2014) [-]
It was a intense bodyloveing joke.
And stop being butthurt you furfag
User avatar #81 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
You must be the funniest guy you know.
#68 - Google "Spritz" I believe there are equival…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2014 on clever title +1
User avatar #76 - blokrokker (07/15/2014) [-]
This program looks like it's designed to torture dyslexic people.
User avatar #74 - benschien (07/15/2014) [-]
i found the apps, but how can i simply get it on my laptop?
User avatar #77 - zuflux (07/15/2014) [-]
If you scroll down the page, beneath the introduction to the program, there's a link to using it to read anything from the web. I don't think there is a downloadable file for it yet.
#67 - I guess there are a few new chapters y now, but this giant bat… 07/15/2014 on clever title +1
#44 - Now that it seems like Northug is never going to reclimb that … 07/15/2014 on Early Celebration Fail 0
#141 - How cute. 07/14/2014 on fucking furries 0
#73 - This actually passed my mind the other day. I think it's n… 07/14/2014 on smile 0
#441 - No digestive end product they're amazed. It's old outdated, ab… 07/13/2014 on Kids nowadays....it makes... 0
#748 - What the intense bodylove happened? 07/13/2014 on New Worldfilters Up 0
#3033 - **zuflux rolls 061,027** 07/13/2014 on Big Titty Squeezer 0
#52 - I did it once in 7th grade. But a rumor started going about a … 07/12/2014 on ITT: Fap Stories 0
#70 - Om du er skikkelig ***** så er du fra Oslo Øst.…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on This is eurotruck simulator... 0
User avatar #71 - krizz (07/12/2014) [-]
shady deluxe

mente ikke ghetto nigga
#45 - Mellom Oslo og Drammen et sted.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2014 on This is eurotruck simulator... 0
User avatar #46 - krizz (07/11/2014) [-]
oslo vest nigga
#52 - chrispoot (07/12/2014) [-]
Skien masterrace reporterer inn
User avatar #53 - krizz (07/12/2014) [-]
t8
User avatar #70 - zuflux (07/12/2014) [-]
Om du er skikkelig Nigga så er du fra Oslo Øst. Såpass veit du vel :p
User avatar #71 - krizz (07/12/2014) [-]
shady deluxe

mente ikke ghetto nigga
#35 - So why doesn't this work if you're doing this to a cyclist whi… 07/11/2014 on Don't cross the line ! 0
#43 - Flytter snart, men Krapfoss Området for øyeblikket.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/11/2014 on This is eurotruck simulator... 0
User avatar #44 - krizz (07/11/2014) [-]
hvor flytter du til?
User avatar #45 - zuflux (07/11/2014) [-]
Mellom Oslo og Drammen et sted.
User avatar #46 - krizz (07/11/2014) [-]
oslo vest nigga
#52 - chrispoot (07/12/2014) [-]
Skien masterrace reporterer inn
User avatar #53 - krizz (07/12/2014) [-]
t8
User avatar #70 - zuflux (07/12/2014) [-]
Om du er skikkelig Nigga så er du fra Oslo Øst. Såpass veit du vel :p
User avatar #71 - krizz (07/12/2014) [-]
shady deluxe

mente ikke ghetto nigga
#41 - Snausquatteh  [+] (9 new replies) 07/11/2014 on This is eurotruck simulator... 0
User avatar #42 - krizz (07/11/2014) [-]
lol har hytte i moss

hvor bor du
User avatar #43 - zuflux (07/11/2014) [-]
Flytter snart, men Krapfoss Området for øyeblikket.
User avatar #44 - krizz (07/11/2014) [-]
hvor flytter du til?
User avatar #45 - zuflux (07/11/2014) [-]
Mellom Oslo og Drammen et sted.
User avatar #46 - krizz (07/11/2014) [-]
oslo vest nigga
#52 - chrispoot (07/12/2014) [-]
Skien masterrace reporterer inn
User avatar #53 - krizz (07/12/2014) [-]
t8
User avatar #70 - zuflux (07/12/2014) [-]
Om du er skikkelig Nigga så er du fra Oslo Øst. Såpass veit du vel :p
User avatar #71 - krizz (07/12/2014) [-]
shady deluxe

mente ikke ghetto nigga
#123 - I'll wait till they leave, then sneak up in my car, as they're… 07/11/2014 on Pick Me Up 0
#194 - I'll take you up on it. I'll force myself to do something that…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on The first time you fapped +1
User avatar #195 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2014) [-]
good man, and good luck.
#190 - I full know what it's like going days, or even weeks without f…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on The first time you fapped +1
User avatar #193 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2014) [-]
you dont have to plan a specific time, just what day.
User avatar #194 - zuflux (07/11/2014) [-]
I'll take you up on it. I'll force myself to do something that prevents me from fapping for a few days.
User avatar #195 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2014) [-]
good man, and good luck.
#177 - For the longest time, I was wondering if I was the only one wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on The first time you fapped +1
#198 - RipperMan (07/11/2014) [-]
thats because you lack the fag of your furfag nature

*adds to list of dragons to seduce*
#176 - I can't control all the boners and temptations between now and…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2014 on The first time you fapped +2
User avatar #189 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2014) [-]
try it, it'll be worth it.
User avatar #190 - zuflux (07/11/2014) [-]
I full know what it's like going days, or even weeks without fapping, as things have happened in my life that have made it very hard to get time alone, but even though that pay-off is great, fapping is spontaneous. I can't bring myself to plan a fap.
User avatar #193 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2014) [-]
you dont have to plan a specific time, just what day.
User avatar #194 - zuflux (07/11/2014) [-]
I'll take you up on it. I'll force myself to do something that prevents me from fapping for a few days.
User avatar #195 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2014) [-]
good man, and good luck.
#173 - I suspect my first orgasm didn't even register on my brain as … 07/11/2014 on The first time you fapped 0
#2466 - **zuflux rolls 356,735,020** 07/10/2014 on Free Steam Card 0
#337 - **zuflux rolled image ** I don't really care about leaving.. 07/10/2014 on addicted and pathetic 0
#335 - Comment deleted 07/10/2014 on addicted and pathetic 0
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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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