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#92 - I honestly don't find it that funny when it's obviously scarin… 04/08/2015 on cats are retarded +2
#156 - Norwegian. Never paid a dime to a hospital for saving my l…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Healthcare +7
#166 - anon (04/04/2015) [-]
sounds about right.

Here in norway you pay for "luxury treatments" like plastic surgery (note that if you got a reason you can get it covered by the state, like your face was bitten off), common meds against stuff that is just a nuiceance, and so on.
Basically you pay for luxury, and the state will help you when shit really hits the fan.

I love being a norwegianfag
#109 - I've never played it, and while I have seen a lo of people pla…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Stuff -1
#167 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
I prefer DsS to DS 1 + 2.
Graphics aside I think it has a better story, better areas, better atmosphere, better bosses and Yurt would probably kick Lautrec's ass.
I also prefer the HuB system to open world and really, the only thing Dark Souls does differently is the fact that it's open world. Sure some stats might be different but that's about it.

It's a shame it didn't get the love Dark Souls did, but I'm glad it isn't forgotten.
#126 - The problem is that not everyone starts equally in a line. Peo… 03/28/2015 on The 1% 0
#67 - A big reason for why jews were hated and mistrusted across eur… 03/24/2015 on Dem facts 0
#38 - I used to pronounce it "Q-oue-oue" once. Long time a… 03/24/2015 on bloody English 0
#65 - Even if it wasn't the wrong number it's not an offense to agre… 03/24/2015 on Wrong Number 0
#110 - I had to stare at several minutes at this, contemplating my existence. 03/24/2015 on Wut. 0
#206 - As a kid, a friend of mine introduced me to the game, and he l… 03/24/2015 on My Nostalgia +1
#127 - I can't get caught by that curse even if I try. The b… 03/24/2015 on Cheese me no likey 0
#126 - That's the only boss in the game that I have never even attemp… 03/24/2015 on Cheese me no likey +1
#99 - When I did my one year conscription service in the norwegian m… 03/24/2015 on Chinese equivalent of Swiss... 0
#143 - Oh man, the Bloodborne comment is going to be impossible to av… 03/23/2015 on Falcon Punch! +1
#59 - His nipples are really throwing me off. 03/23/2015 on Direct Order +6
#89 - Getting older is mandatory, but growing up is optional. 03/23/2015 on Feels next door +7
#497 - Yes, keep praying for it to rain, instead of doing something p… 03/23/2015 on 1 year of water left 0
#809 - Dark Souls.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Skyrim +1
User avatar #818 - bdayskeleton (03/18/2015) [-]
Not a bad choice, there is just something about struggling against sections of the game filled with blinding rage. And then beating that part. The sense of satisfaction is great.
#129 - As you can see in Ds2, none of the choices makes a difference … 03/18/2015 on Are we the bad guys? +1
#56 - Honestly, when I played Dark Souls, I get a strong impression …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Are we the bad guys? +4
User avatar #118 - dudewitharake (03/17/2015) [-]
Demon's Souls had that, the Valley of Defilement most notably and the ending of good or bad choice isn't nearly as subtle
#117 - bleachcraze (03/17/2015) [-]
The ending of Darksouls didn't really matter thats why their isn't a choice in the second one because no matter what you did the out come would be the same. Their would still be the curse of the undead, and the flame will eventually burn out. Considering that you gave yourself to the flame, Darksouls 2 would show that nothing changed. Only the 4 crowns could repress the curse not cure it. I wish they would make a third much better and polished Darksouls game to wrap up what they started. Excited for bloodborne Interested in whats the end goal of the investigation of yarnham would be.
User avatar #129 - zuflux (03/18/2015) [-]
As you can see in Ds2, none of the choices makes a difference in the end, but the undead curse was created when gwyn sacrificed himself to the flame to prolong his age of fire.
Humanity was born from darkness, and by robbing humanity of their coming age of darkness, the curse was created. Being hollow is a humans natural state, and the age of fire brought humans a new form, but as their true age neared, they were robbed of it, as Gwyn, fearing the encroaching darkness, decided to screw them over.
#47 - That's gonna be one hell of an uneven ratio for a J├Ągerbomb. 03/17/2015 on Drink 0
#368 - It's actually kind of sad. I had some fun going through killin… 03/17/2015 on Relateable Posts 0
#172 - Flat chested women can be hot though. It's part of the whole c… 03/16/2015 on I'm A Wild Lion I... I Am... 0
#74 - She wasn't pretty until he gave her long hair. Man th…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on ika +2
#83 - spazza (03/16/2015) [-]
It's just to delay the joke man, I doubt the artist is trying to say anything as broad as "all short haired girls are ugly".
#47 - Depends on range and power of the gun though. You're pretty su…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on Best Friend 0
User avatar #61 - viscerys (03/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, but with that much money you wouldn't need legs.
#105 - To be honest, the "I can't see because camo" joke is…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on Freaky People of Walmart -... -1
User avatar #252 - stankape (03/09/2015) [-]
I grew up in a place where people wore camo to school, and that jokes been old for me since 9th grade.


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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]

User avatar #16 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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