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zuflux

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:7/01/2015
Location:Moss Norway
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#71 - I love that eye logic in Naruto. "Lemme jus tpick you…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Why KeKsa? +1
User avatar #74 - ssheinrich (01/28/2015) [-]
its a fucking comic/cartoon where you can start by becoming a ninja at age 8/10 and can controll the dead, even though their souls have left this world.....do you honestly believe a series like that should cover the logic of eye transplant?
#127 - I'm not very picky on body hair on women. A crotch that looks … 01/28/2015 on Fury of the Furry 0
#34 - Smoke weed once every month or so. By a few grammes off a frie… 01/28/2015 on how to forget about life 0
#72 - Yeah, I'm going to a College in Norway to get a 3D graphics ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on My biggest fear 0
User avatar #74 - squeemonster (01/27/2015) [-]
I'm actually in a computer science degree and what you just told me is basically every CS students' concerns xD even the ones who always wanted to follow this path! as for myself, I picked this degree because a) I was curious about the subject and b) it's the only degree that'll land me a job in my country, someday, maybe. I wanted to be a psychologist so lol. My skills are much more towards linguistics and social sciences than actual technical science and engineering so I've struggled a lot. Programming is the worst for me too, because I'm really good in theory (opposite from you) and finding algorithms but suck at actually programming and code, I really don't have the mindset for it at all but I've gone by. My college's motto, funny enough, is actually "insist, resist, don't give up". So we're on the same boat brave soldier, never give up!
#69 - I have trouble focusing on any one thing for too long. I f…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2015 on My biggest fear 0
User avatar #71 - squeemonster (01/27/2015) [-]
There, there, you'll be fine. I was an A and B+ student back in highschool and I usually like general knowledge, can't stick to a subject for too long either. I went to college and failed a couple of classes the first year, a couple in the second, but I pushed on and decided that it was a matter of pride finishing my degree. Now, on my 4th year, I'm two or three subjects away from finishing just try to focus on "I am god damn smart and I won't let college tell me I'm not!" Failing doesn't mean you have a problem, it just means you're in college lol
User avatar #72 - zuflux (01/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm going to a College in Norway to get a 3D graphics bachelor, and I'm thinking about getting a masters in computer science, depending on how stuff looks like in three years. First year has a lot of programming and terminology. Programming is the hardest, like MySQL and Java. Big problems wrapping my head around the mindset. Which is why I prefer practical tasks, because I have a visual way of gaugin wether or not what I'm doing is right.

Ah, sorry for rambling. Thank you for the support though. It means a lot!
User avatar #74 - squeemonster (01/27/2015) [-]
I'm actually in a computer science degree and what you just told me is basically every CS students' concerns xD even the ones who always wanted to follow this path! as for myself, I picked this degree because a) I was curious about the subject and b) it's the only degree that'll land me a job in my country, someday, maybe. I wanted to be a psychologist so lol. My skills are much more towards linguistics and social sciences than actual technical science and engineering so I've struggled a lot. Programming is the worst for me too, because I'm really good in theory (opposite from you) and finding algorithms but suck at actually programming and code, I really don't have the mindset for it at all but I've gone by. My college's motto, funny enough, is actually "insist, resist, don't give up". So we're on the same boat brave soldier, never give up!
#148 - I'm sure you'd like your young boy be diagnosed with Poleo, or… 01/27/2015 on Notice kids dont get... 0
#129 - The Sámi exist in Northern Europe, from Norway through Sweden…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on People from around the world +22
User avatar #226 - nakedandsexy (01/27/2015) [-]
they are here,(northen norwayfag reporting inn) just not too many of them.

Most of those women are pretty bad ass too, wrestling with Reindeer and shit
#227 - These so called "scary movies" are nothing bu torture porn.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on For the morbid 0
User avatar #263 - anonymoose (01/25/2015) [-]
They aren't scary movies.
#282 - Honestly the ones with Hitler in them made me smile the most. … 01/24/2015 on Humanising the Nazis 0
#1922 - I always have this site open in a tab that displayed on one of… 01/23/2015 on Know your fellow FJer 0
#159 - The 5 blacks on one white guy is just a result of gang mentali… 01/22/2015 on Cause I'm black +1
#137 - Mmmm. Lompe <3 01/22/2015 on Norway 0
#326 - So you're saying that if I spend maybe a week gaming I can get…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2015 on no title 0
User avatar #337 - thatoneiranianguy (01/22/2015) [-]
Then sell the knife via paypal and get real cash.
#335 - ninheldin (01/22/2015) [-]
The point isn't to go in there to earn money, it's kind of a I do this already I might as well make money off of it to
#323 - Yeah, but unless you strike gold you're not going to get anywh…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2015 on no title 0
User avatar #325 - afaik (01/22/2015) [-]
There are knifes worth 400 bucks out there. Trust me, that's quite a few tripple-A title copies in value.
User avatar #326 - zuflux (01/22/2015) [-]
So you're saying that if I spend maybe a week gaming I can get a super rare item that makes me enough money to buy some games?

My point is that I'm not going to grind for items in a game that I can sell to make money only redeemable in other games.

How rare are those items?
I've seen youtubers unbox tens of those boxes, and not once have they got anything close to a magenta colored item.
User avatar #337 - thatoneiranianguy (01/22/2015) [-]
Then sell the knife via paypal and get real cash.
#335 - ninheldin (01/22/2015) [-]
The point isn't to go in there to earn money, it's kind of a I do this already I might as well make money off of it to
#312 - My flatmate's little brothers, who live upstairs from us are a…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/22/2015 on no title +1
User avatar #336 - johndapro (01/22/2015) [-]
I dropped a knife worth 65€ in the 5th case or something. 10 € spent on that so pretty happy about it, also most knifes will grow in value during the next couple of years so you might be able to sell them really expensive then. Although I really don't see the point in wasting 100€+ shit on pixels.
User avatar #321 - afaik (01/22/2015) [-]
you can sell items and buy games :T
User avatar #323 - zuflux (01/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, but unless you strike gold you're not going to get anywhere money wise. Selling the majority of items will take serious amounts of time to get you to a point where you can buy a new game.
User avatar #325 - afaik (01/22/2015) [-]
There are knifes worth 400 bucks out there. Trust me, that's quite a few tripple-A title copies in value.
User avatar #326 - zuflux (01/22/2015) [-]
So you're saying that if I spend maybe a week gaming I can get a super rare item that makes me enough money to buy some games?

My point is that I'm not going to grind for items in a game that I can sell to make money only redeemable in other games.

How rare are those items?
I've seen youtubers unbox tens of those boxes, and not once have they got anything close to a magenta colored item.
User avatar #337 - thatoneiranianguy (01/22/2015) [-]
Then sell the knife via paypal and get real cash.
#335 - ninheldin (01/22/2015) [-]
The point isn't to go in there to earn money, it's kind of a I do this already I might as well make money off of it to
#201 - I can go out, get some drinks and part with some of the few pe… 01/22/2015 on Walk into the club like 0
#97 - Umh.. Let's see.. 16 or so hours. Got up early for college cla… 01/21/2015 on Home Defense +1
#86 - Awyoushocuuute!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Expect the Expected +1
#88 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
#94 - Le troll. But I can't resist taking the bait. Look at…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Home Defense 0
User avatar #95 - benjamino (01/21/2015) [-]
Mate this wasn't a troll or bait it was so blatantly a joke when was the last time you slept
User avatar #97 - zuflux (01/21/2015) [-]
Umh.. Let's see.. 16 or so hours. Got up early for college class, don't have any tomorrow, so I'm going on overtime.
#76 - I'm waitiiiing~  [+] (9 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Expect the Expected +1
#77 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
thelordofrepost a-are you ready?
User avatar #78 - thelordofrepost (01/21/2015) [-]
Oh gosh. I have a girlfriend. I'm not really sure about this...
#79 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #81 - thelordofrepost (01/21/2015) [-]
Oh-ok. Just on the cheek real quick.
#82 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
#86 - zuflux (01/21/2015) [-]
Awyoushocuuute!
#88 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #84 - thelordofrepost (01/21/2015) [-]
Fuck.
#85 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
#74 - You guys should kiss.  [+] (11 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Expect the Expected +2
#75 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
maaaybe
#76 - zuflux (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm waitiiiing~
#77 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
thelordofrepost a-are you ready?
User avatar #78 - thelordofrepost (01/21/2015) [-]
Oh gosh. I have a girlfriend. I'm not really sure about this...
#79 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #81 - thelordofrepost (01/21/2015) [-]
Oh-ok. Just on the cheek real quick.
#82 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
#86 - zuflux (01/21/2015) [-]
Awyoushocuuute!
#88 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #84 - thelordofrepost (01/21/2015) [-]
Fuck.
#85 - tinkotin (01/21/2015) [-]
#88 - It'll still be 4100 lumen.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Home Defense 0
User avatar #133 - lightexplain (01/22/2015) [-]
I'll just refer you to my comment #103 (i dont know how to make link to it)
User avatar #134 - lightexplain (01/22/2015) [-]
tbh the main issue i see with the comments here is that people misunderstand what the fuck one lumen actually is.
User avatar #91 - benjamino (01/21/2015) [-]
Pfffft clearly you know nothing about science

My dad works for valve I'll have you banned , so I know what I'm talking about, let me explain. I get why you didn't get it the first time, see, you didn't realise he said "7" of the torches.

7 x 4,100 = 29,000

You're welcome
User avatar #96 - ironguy (01/21/2015) [-]
Still not true.

1000x 1Lumen Lightbulps < 1x 1000Lumen Lightbulp
User avatar #137 - lightexplain (01/22/2015) [-]
Nah.

For all practical uses, I agree, but there is really no difference between the two in theory.

lumen is a unit for how much light/energy is emitted per time unit, and whether you have 1k 1-lumen lightsources, or 1x 1000 lumen, doesn't matter, as the systems both emit the exact same amount of energy per second.

If you disagree with what I've written here, read #103, and complain if that doesn't clear things up.
User avatar #98 - benjamino (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm not sure you were listening: My dad works at valve
User avatar #94 - zuflux (01/21/2015) [-]
Le troll. But I can't resist taking the bait.

Look at it this way.
Each torch puts out about the same amount of power. What you're doing is putting all of those in a paralell circuit with each other.

Much like an electrical grid, powering 7 light bulbs, the paralell circuit isn't adding any more power (Or in the case of a circuit, taking away power as it passes through one bulb to the next) You're just adding more of the same effect.

So yes, you'll have "more" light, but it won't be any more powerful than one is individually. Granted, it will still burn like a motherfucker, because you got 7 4100 lumen lights. The point is that it's not adding up. It's just adding more of the same.
User avatar #95 - benjamino (01/21/2015) [-]
Mate this wasn't a troll or bait it was so blatantly a joke when was the last time you slept
User avatar #97 - zuflux (01/21/2015) [-]
Umh.. Let's see.. 16 or so hours. Got up early for college class, don't have any tomorrow, so I'm going on overtime.
#191 - If I ever had to move to USA, I would either go to Colorado or… 01/21/2015 on Texas 0
#82 - I can't. I don't want to guilt her into trying to change her, … 01/21/2015 on Tumblr and funnyjunk 0
#97 - It probably is. But since the newer version had a much higher … 01/19/2015 on An apple getting crushed by... 0

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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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