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#18 - He is in Dark Souls 2 though. Mild Mannered Pate. He doesn't a…  [+] (1 reply) 05/07/2016 on Souls Lore - PATCHES 0
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#20 - kurtlanglie (05/07/2016) [-]
Pate tells you that the gate closes behind you if you enter though. There's no trap set by him.
#66 - To be fair, I don't understand why we segregate genders on san…  [+] (30 replies) 05/07/2016 on Are you doing your part? +3
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#96 - platinumaltaria (05/07/2016) [-]
People are most comfortable around their own gender, so we segregate bathrooms. Plus, given that women take longer on average in the bathroom, a unisex system would always clog with women.
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#69 - stickmansam (05/07/2016) [-]
Im with you, im genderfluid and it doesnt make much sense to me either. The only reason i can think of is that to women, rape is a very real struggle. Walking around at night alone is not somthing that women normally do, for fear of rape. Being smaller and weaker than other people can be really scary sometimes, your ability to defend yourself is very limited. Having men in a womens bathroom would make most women nrevous and uncomfortable, to them bathrooms are a kind of safe haven. But, i dont know, id need some solid evidience to show wether or not bisex bathrooms would work or wouldnt to make a decision. I think they would, but it would be uncomfortable at first for both genders. There are a lot of creeps out there though so who knows.
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#97 - platinumaltaria (05/07/2016) [-]
1) No you fucking aren't genderfluid, you just don't realise that not every man is a sex machine and every woman is a delicate flower.
2) No, rape is an extremely rare crime, and is typically done by known people, not strangers.
3) Get a fucking knife if you're so afraid of your fellow man.
4) Because all men want to see women slinging tampons around their heads and painting the walls with shit. (I assume that's what they do)
5) There are many unisex bathrooms and no one complains because they invented STALLS.
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#118 - stickmansam (05/08/2016) [-]
How do you expect girls to like you when this is how you treat their opinion?
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#121 - platinumaltaria (05/08/2016) [-]
I am a girl you fuckwit.
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#117 - stickmansam (05/08/2016) [-]
Tell me, what is genderfluid? Tell me who you think that i am? You sound like a whiney little bitch, who doesnt know anything about what anything really is. You just think its cool to make fun of tumblr "special snowflakes" because thats what all your other autistic friends do, maybe one day youll realise that thats what makes you autistic in the first place. You dont have any real world experience in these matters and this is all a way for you reassure yourself that youre smart. Youve never opened a book and youre just regurgitating information that you havnt confirmed. I never said rape happened all the time, you think i did because you just assumed that im that kind of person. Youre obviously a biased piece of shit who just wants to start somthing. Youre trying to put me in my place, maybe then people will pay attention to you. You arent even arguing, fuck off.
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#120 - platinumaltaria (05/08/2016) [-]
If you think I'm riding the pol train you know less than nothing about me.

You implied rape was common, because in reality it is nothing to be afraid of, much like being mauled by a tiger. Except there aren't pants-on-head retarded people like you running around telling everyone to be afraid of tigers.

I never made any assumptions about you at all, I commented on your own statements. I'm not arguing because there is no argument, I gave you facts, not opinions, and you threw a tantrum like most lunatics do when told they're crazy.
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#122 - stickmansam (05/08/2016) [-]
So, what is genderfluid? Did you read the two times in my comment where i said" but i dont know"? Read my comment again autist
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#123 - platinumaltaria (05/08/2016) [-]
It's hard to read when you abuse grammar worse than your parents abused you.

Genderfluid is a situation brought by a lack of empathy towards your fellow man. In short, you don't fit the cookie-cutter stereotypes of men and women (as you assume everyone else does), and believe yourself to be unique in that you can change mood and personality. As such you can be said to be suffering more from acute narcissism than anything.

Identity is not fluid, it's concrete, why would gender be special?
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#124 - stickmansam (05/08/2016) [-]
Who are you to tell me that im not genderfluid? Talk about narcissism, jesus christ. You believe that you werent being biased, but you totally were. All i said about rape is that its a very real struggle that scares women, i didnt say anything about it being common. Your idea of rape being a rare crime is complete horshit. At least 9% of women and 5% of men are sexaully abused at some point in their life. Why you have yet to express how you feel about rape as a female leads me to believe that youre just pretending. A womens would lead with "i dont feel this way" and wouldnt say "get a knife". I really think youre making this up. If im not genderfluid what am i? Making it up? Im just pretending in the closet for attention? Funnyjunk is the only place i can be open about it and people obviously dont support it here. So what exactley is my motive for being gender fluid? It only causes me great emotional pain and i get nothing but hate for it. You act like im asking you to go out of your way and to treat me special. Where the fuck did that come from? I dont even have pronouns. You and your intolerance can fuck right off. There is no way youre a women.
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#125 - platinumaltaria (05/08/2016) [-]
I am not relevant to this situation.

No, pretty sure I have no reason to be biased.

Sexual abuse is not exclusively rape. Ah yes, I am pretending because I don't agree with your incorrect assertion.

It is the responsibility of individual people to minimise crime risk. Carry a knife or some other (legal) weapon, don't go in the creepy dark alleyway etc. This is not "rape apology" or any other silly term, this is realism. Crime will happen no matter how much you don't like it, so you need to make sure it isn't you who gets attacked.

If you would, explain what feelings led you to the conclusion that you were genderfluid. I never imagined you were looking for attention or lying. That's just your own paranoia.

You can literally be open about it anywhere, that doesn't mean no one's going to be a dick to you.

Because a "real woman" would do what exactly? Buy into your crap to make you feel better instead of delivering the cold hard truth. Like a rectal thermometer, the truth is sometimes painful, but always accurate.
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#126 - stickmansam (05/08/2016) [-]
A 1% chance of rape is a reason to be afraid 100% of the time. Rape is rare because women go out of their way to not be raped. Rape wasnt my point, fear of rape was. Im not just talking rape rape here, im talking privacy violation "rape". Privacy violation is a far more common crime than rape, introduce bisex bathrooms is just asking for that rate to go up. Fear of being perved on, even if you arent being perved on, is a valid excuse for not wanting bisex bathrooms. Seriously, this is all i said and i even said i dont know after it. The only reason i brought my gender fluidity was because i wanted to point i was attracted to both men and women. Gf is not same as bisexaulity, i am straight both ways. Explain how i can be attracted to men, but not gay porn, and attracted to women, but not lesbian porn. Obviously my sexaulity is more complex than you think. I do like watching lesbian porn though, its just kind of better porn, you know?
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#127 - platinumaltaria (05/08/2016) [-]
No, rape is rare because rapists are rare.

"Privacy violation" isn't rape or sexual assault.
Citation needed for an increased crime rate in unisex bathrooms...
Fear is not a reason to do anything.

Porn preferences do not accurately represent the sexuality of a person. It has nothing to do with complexity.
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#128 - stickmansam (05/08/2016) [-]
Wow, im so sorry, i didnt realize you knew everything. I think this is the point that you should ask yourself if youre a narcassist or just stupid.
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#129 - platinumaltaria (05/08/2016) [-]
No actually, I'm neither of those things. What I am is right, which is why you have no rebuttal but to sling shit at me and dodge my questions.
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#134 - stickmansam (05/10/2016) [-]
you truly are a sad person. i almost feel bad for you.
#86 - anon (05/07/2016) [-]
Grow up, moron.
#79 - jeanmariegrangon (05/07/2016) [-]
MFW "Genderfluid", get the fuck back to thumblr.
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#119 - stickmansam (05/08/2016) [-]
Explain to me what genderfluid is
#130 - jeanmariegrangon (05/09/2016) [-]
Simply a made up word that doesn't correspond to any real things.
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#132 - stickmansam (05/10/2016) [-]
do you feel that way about your sexuality too?
#133 - jeanmariegrangon (05/10/2016) [-]
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#135 - stickmansam (05/10/2016) [-]
gender-fluid is a term used to describe somebody who has an androgynous gender (some where in between male and female). gender fluidity is when in certain situations either male or female traits are drawn out of you. a lot of people seem to the that gender fluid means that your gender changes, it doesnt, thats stupid. i either act feminine or i act masculine, but never in between those two. a situation that may bring femininity out of me would be when am i around a guy im attracted to or im just kind of in that mood. i feel masculine when im around a girl im attracted to. so my gender doesnt change, it just looks different in different scenarios. i conform to the space that im in. you may say that just makes me bisexual, but im not. here is where it gets interesting. im attracted to men, but not in a gay way. meaning, gay porn grosses me out, but straight porn does not. i am not attracted to women as a women, but i am from a mans point of view. its all very confusing and I wouldn't expect some one who isnt gender-fluid to understand it fully. you can deny that it exists, im not a fan of the term myself, but you cannot deny that i feel this way. whether or not its a mental illness doesn't matter. i am not seeking attention nor am i asking for special treatment. i am trying my hardest to advocate for the minorities like me. i all i want is to not be treated poorly.
#136 - jeanmariegrangon (05/10/2016) [-]
It must be a hell of a ride having you on the psychoanalysis couch. Anyway, I hope you had a great time writing this paragraph.
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#137 - stickmansam (05/10/2016) [-]
you're right about that. what do you think about it, honestly. what are your real thoughts on the matter?
#138 - jeanmariegrangon (05/10/2016) [-]
I'm not on funnyjunk to share my real opinion. I'm here for the shit posting. Nonetheless, since feminity and masculinity are defined in opposition to each other, they are not compatible to alternate between them unless you suffer from a dissociative identity disorder. The fact that you want to act according to different characters in different situation is not a gender, but most likely a defense mechanism used to cope with your sexual orientation. The position of the authentic scheme of thoughts that is your psyche on the gender spectrum is fixed wether you want to play different roles or not.
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#139 - stickmansam (05/10/2016) [-]
i already said that its not a gender. i said that in certain situations different aspects of my androgynous personality/gender are brought out. nothing changes. you can clearly only have one gender. i dont like the term gender-fluid, its not accurate, but its the only term that their is for what i am. i dont know why you think it cant exist without being a defense mechanism. now, go back to shit posting faggot.
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