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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:5/25/2016
Location:Moss Norway
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Total Comments Made:2606
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Favorite Tags: skyrim (2)
I awoke in a field of pinelike grass .

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#158 - The reason people here are cold towards decieving towelheads l… 12/07/2015 on Norway getting cucked 101 +1
#64 - You can thank Denuvo for that, breh. 12/07/2015 on Why you should get Just... 0
#159 - The term "Assault Rifle" is really just used to desc… 12/05/2015 on (untitled) 0
#20 - Just after I bagn, as a 5th grader at the time, a guy offered … 12/04/2015 on why you do me like that 0
#19 - I was briefly really into this game, and at one point I was on… 12/04/2015 on why you do me like that 0
#56 - Goddamnit I want this game so bad. Does it improve up…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Stone cold 0
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#58 - sonnyboii (12/04/2015) [-]
i was very hyped but im kind of dissapointed. Not much variety in locations.

I dont just explore and find random shit like i used to. I just go to town to town liberating everything. Blowing shit up is not much just for fun but something i have to do to liberate things.

Rebel drop system, gives you everything for free. No money system. I liked it when i had to pay to get everything i wanted, it was some progression and a feeling of achievement when i could buy whatever i wanted. I dont even use rebel drop because i got what i need.

INFINITE C4????

no reason driving vehicles anymore. Wingsuit 2 fast.

Rico is now mediterranian Nathan drake.

Shitty upgrade system. You have to complete challenges (different categories, driving, wingsuit, destruction) and you get "gears" that unlock one thing after another which you can turn on and off.

No different factions
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#59 - sonnyboii (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh, and they removed sprint, crouch and dodging
#51 - I don't have the "correct" answer, but I'd imagine i… 12/02/2015 on Literally unplayable +2
#126 - I don't like the idea of Trump becoming president of the most … 12/01/2015 on still don't want him prez tho 0
#15 - Women can't take a ******* joke, check. Cowboy probs ded.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2015 on Cowboy buttsex +7
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#31 - itskennyandjosh (12/01/2015) [-]
Well that's true

My friend told me "jesus backwards sounds like sausage" and we laughed about it
Then we told my mom and she didn't find it funny
#28 - attentionwhure (12/01/2015) [-]
That's what you get when you order a drink in a Dyke bar
#121 - I have an unbearable need to get recognition from anyone I mee… 11/30/2015 on Anyone want to share secrets? +3
#50 - Binary Sling Ching 11/30/2015 on Appreciation 0
#62 - man, I had a gf for years that I still love to bits. We just d… 11/28/2015 on This guy +2
#135 - One one side, this was ******* amazing, and I love every secon… 11/28/2015 on how to break up with a... +6
#104 - I probably haven't had intimate contact with a woman for 3/4th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2015 on Cosplay comp 0
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#108 - mathmanchris (11/26/2015) [-]
It's not big of a deal really, sex is overrated anyway. I'm tired of having to read how much sex I, as a man, should be able to perform and what quality is expected. It's awesome if you found a partner which the same needs. If not, do it yourself, why not?
Every second day is rather average I think. I personally get nervous with 3 or more days between sexy times (luckily so does my girlfriend).
#99 - I don't have the willpower or vested interest in going all of …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2015 on Cosplay comp +1
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#103 - mathmanchris (11/26/2015) [-]
Well technically I didn't fap, my girlfriend takes care of this. I've heard there's a (easier) rule called "pussy mode" where you're allowed to have sex but not to fap.
But yeat, if I went 26 days without orgasm I'd now be hitting my head against the wall to relax.
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#104 - zuflux (11/26/2015) [-]
I probably haven't had intimate contact with a woman for 3/4th's of a year now. In something of a drought/lack of interest in romancing. However, your method seems to be just fine. I normally start feeling backed up by the second day, and I have no idea about how other guys compare, and the likeliness of having a partner with a drive to match.
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#108 - mathmanchris (11/26/2015) [-]
It's not big of a deal really, sex is overrated anyway. I'm tired of having to read how much sex I, as a man, should be able to perform and what quality is expected. It's awesome if you found a partner which the same needs. If not, do it yourself, why not?
Every second day is rather average I think. I personally get nervous with 3 or more days between sexy times (luckily so does my girlfriend).
#88 - My condolences to anyone who went unbroken at Nofap November u…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/26/2015 on Cosplay comp 0
#97 - mathmanchris (11/26/2015) [-]
Thanks.

I lost pretty much 2 hours in, but thanks anyway.
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#99 - zuflux (11/26/2015) [-]
I don't have the willpower or vested interest in going all of november without fapping, but I imagined this little comp would be the last straw for many.
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#103 - mathmanchris (11/26/2015) [-]
Well technically I didn't fap, my girlfriend takes care of this. I've heard there's a (easier) rule called "pussy mode" where you're allowed to have sex but not to fap.
But yeat, if I went 26 days without orgasm I'd now be hitting my head against the wall to relax.
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#104 - zuflux (11/26/2015) [-]
I probably haven't had intimate contact with a woman for 3/4th's of a year now. In something of a drought/lack of interest in romancing. However, your method seems to be just fine. I normally start feeling backed up by the second day, and I have no idea about how other guys compare, and the likeliness of having a partner with a drive to match.
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#108 - mathmanchris (11/26/2015) [-]
It's not big of a deal really, sex is overrated anyway. I'm tired of having to read how much sex I, as a man, should be able to perform and what quality is expected. It's awesome if you found a partner which the same needs. If not, do it yourself, why not?
Every second day is rather average I think. I personally get nervous with 3 or more days between sexy times (luckily so does my girlfriend).
#50 - He kinda talks like someone on acid or shrooms at certain points. 11/26/2015 on Brotherhood of Stupid 0
#84 - I hadn't figured out about the "tag for search" func…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2015 on 1hr vs. 30hrs 0
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#194 - thice (11/26/2015) [-]
I believe the covenant has 3 mutfruit trees. But beware, you have to steal the fruit.
#21 - well you know,, the further north, the quicker the colorful tr… 11/26/2015 on but neither for socal 0
#36 - Them keeping to themselves is the bad thing. We want them to g…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2015 on patriotism and nationalism +1
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#58 - Ruspanic (11/26/2015) [-]
Okay that's fair, but it's not a huge problem compared to, demanding Sharia law in Muslim neighborhoods or getting offended by dogs in advertisements or harassing and raping local women. Muslims in the US don't typically cause trouble, which makes them okay in my book.
#55 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
Minorities would integrate more if society wasn't preternaturally dominated by 'white' qualities, given that American civilization is still European in its construction. Eventually, even if people are treating you nice, you don't feel as accepted out there as you do with people who feel the same way as you do, and you mingle with them because they understand where you're at - rather than some folk who think they do but don't know anything.
#59 - I needed aluminium, so I took every single food tray in the fi…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2015 on 1hr vs. 30hrs +1
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#80 - xedeid (11/26/2015) [-]
also coolant caps at corvega
and for some reason aluminum shipments are cheap. despite its rarity.
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#84 - zuflux (11/26/2015) [-]
I hadn't figured out about the "tag for search" function, however dumb the way it works is. And I don't think I'd even started crafting much at the point where I found Corvega. Just kinda waltzed in there and started killing things. I need to actually make veggie starch though. I just can't seem to find that damn Mutfruit when I actually need it.
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#194 - thice (11/26/2015) [-]
I believe the covenant has 3 mutfruit trees. But beware, you have to steal the fruit.
#128 - While I really look forward to this movie, I can't help but cr… 11/25/2015 on Are Furries mainstream now? 0
#125 - The majority of people in the furry fandom find this just as d… 11/25/2015 on Are Furries mainstream now? +6
#36 - "I hate furries because it has a porn community too."…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/24/2015 on When I get a reference/joke +15
#60 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
Other porn is NORMAL.

Hentai is normal.
Real porn is NORMAL.


Fucking dogs and cats ISN'T.

GOD YOU PEOPLE .
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#63 - clavatninenine (11/25/2015) [-]
Normal is boring.
#68 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
Yea, I bet your mom and dad was real proud when you told him that.
They could pinch your fat ass checks whenever you come out of their basement weezing for air before you go back down and try out your new dragon fur suit.


What a champ.

#70 - clavatninenine (11/25/2015) [-]
Says the person posting anonymously to funnyjunk dot com.

/thread
#76 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
/thread

bitch you're not on 4chan.
get your head out of your sweaty ass.
bitch.

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#90 - clavatninenine (11/25/2015) [-]
>>#70,
#105 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
poor guy already exhausted his retorts.


Also I'm looking through your shit right now.
Looks like you like Elite Dangerous.


It fucking sucks fat ass tits, boring hell of a game and empty.
E should go bankrupt for making a game that's a mile long and a inch deep.
You're blind for thinking otherwise.
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#124 - anotherponyaccount (11/25/2015) [-]
Inch deep huh? I guess you partners would know what that's like
#167 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
Yea I bet your dad entered you several times when you were a bad boy.
But being a fur fag I bet you liked it since you guys like incest.

Dirty cunt.
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#193 - anotherponyaccount (11/25/2015) [-]
No I like it for other reasons, such as some really, really good artist
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#123 - clavatninenine (11/25/2015) [-]
>>#70,
#170 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
#166 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
poor baby can't think of a response
thanks for letting me know that I won the argument and you lost

pathetic.
#203 - I love how they're so expressive and well animated. Can't wait… 11/24/2015 on I'm dying +2
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#49 - fjponythread (11/17/2015) [-]
Can I have the source of your avatar?
#50 to #49 - zuflux ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
I'm a furry, it's the face of my Burmecian character.
#51 to #50 - fjponythread (11/17/2015) [-]
Okay
Can I get a Furaffinity/InkBunny/Weasel/Dumblr link?
#52 to #51 - zuflux ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
#53 to #52 - fjponythread (11/17/2015) [-]
Thanks
#40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
#41 to #40 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
#42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
#43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
#44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
#45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
#46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
#47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
#48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
#39 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ******, useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid ****.
#38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
#35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
#36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
#31 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
#32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
#33 to #32 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
#34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
#30 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
#29 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
****************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
#26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
#27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
#28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
#16 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
#17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
#21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
#23 to #21 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
#24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
#25 to #24 - RipperMan (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
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