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zuflux

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:3/01/2015
Location:Moss Norway
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Highest Content Rank:#12559
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Total Comments Made:2016
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#239 - Man, he's the dude, bro. 19 hours ago on Drawing with FunnyJunk part 2 +18
#101 - Know that feeling. Parents put my cat up for adoption for the … 21 hours ago on A Man's Best Friend +1
#106 - Last I read on this, the indigenous people who made the statue… 02/27/2015 on They have full bodies 0
#247 - I cannot maintain a proper boner with a condom on, somewhat du…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on a title 0
User avatar #336 - Deeticky (02/22/2015) [-]
You won't have to wait too much longer. A gel-injection form of male birth control is looking to hit the market around 2017.

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#349 - I moved away from where I did Tkd in 2005, and I have not been…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on ISIS Spec Ops Training 0
User avatar #351 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh sweet, that's what I'm on now. I know how you feel with the money thing, I stopped it for like 4 years before I found a cheaper place after I moved away. Even though it's cheap the training is hellish, my susengnim is a straight up slave driver I tell you... But yeah, I hope you find a way to get back into it man
#347 - Agreed. Can't really expect that much from stone people.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2015 on ISIS Spec Ops Training 0
User avatar #348 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
Damn straight. If you don't mind me asking, do you still do tkd? If ya do, what belt are ya now?
User avatar #349 - zuflux (02/22/2015) [-]
I moved away from where I did Tkd in 2005, and I have not been able to do it since. It was only recently that I moved on my own, and I know there's a tkd club in Oslo, but as a student I can't afford either time or money to go there.

I was a 5-Kup when I had to quit, which in our area is a blue belt with a red strip at the end. Then red, then red with one, two and three black strips before you get the 1'st Dan.
I wanna take it back up, but right now I can't.
User avatar #351 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh sweet, that's what I'm on now. I know how you feel with the money thing, I stopped it for like 4 years before I found a cheaper place after I moved away. Even though it's cheap the training is hellish, my susengnim is a straight up slave driver I tell you... But yeah, I hope you find a way to get back into it man
#334 - I just noticed that in the first "red" scene, the gu…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/22/2015 on ISIS Spec Ops Training +1
User avatar #344 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
And he butchered it too, I've seen a 8 year old do it better.
User avatar #347 - zuflux (02/22/2015) [-]
Agreed. Can't really expect that much from stone people.
User avatar #348 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
Damn straight. If you don't mind me asking, do you still do tkd? If ya do, what belt are ya now?
User avatar #349 - zuflux (02/22/2015) [-]
I moved away from where I did Tkd in 2005, and I have not been able to do it since. It was only recently that I moved on my own, and I know there's a tkd club in Oslo, but as a student I can't afford either time or money to go there.

I was a 5-Kup when I had to quit, which in our area is a blue belt with a red strip at the end. Then red, then red with one, two and three black strips before you get the 1'st Dan.
I wanna take it back up, but right now I can't.
User avatar #351 - armeh (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh sweet, that's what I'm on now. I know how you feel with the money thing, I stopped it for like 4 years before I found a cheaper place after I moved away. Even though it's cheap the training is hellish, my susengnim is a straight up slave driver I tell you... But yeah, I hope you find a way to get back into it man
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User avatar #40 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Is Moss an actual town/city/etc?
User avatar #42 to #41 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Huh. Weird name, but kinda sounds cool too.
Neat article as well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I understand it sounds strange, as Moss is also the word for well.. Moss.
But it's derived from an old Norse town, and back then it was called "Morse"

Sorry if you don't care, I just felt like adding it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
I think it said that in there, yeah.

Nah, it's fine, the more you know and all that shiet.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just understand that a lot of my knowledge is pointless trivia to others. I get hung up on the strangest things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Ah.... Like what?
User avatar #47 to #46 - zuflux ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I just feel like I know a lot of things that other people don't really care about knowing.
It's alright though. I love learning new stuff!
User avatar #48 to #47 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
Me too!
:3
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#37 - popnotes (03/29/2014) [-]
"No. I won't. I'm tired of writing this ****** , useless kind of description. Most people don't give a **** anyways."

Jesus Christ, I was going to give you a kudos because you had a dragon for your profile pic but you need to stop that stupid **** .
User avatar #38 to #37 - zuflux ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Are you even paying attention to when stuff like that was written?
User avatar #35 - daentraya (02/18/2014) [-]
My name on skype is daentraya (if fj still had the ability to have capital letters in names, it would have been dAEntraya as an uncreative variation that then referenced that i have a deviantart profile of the same name) If, when my game can run dark souls with more than like 8 frames per second, we can work out the finer details. It might take some time. The wizards in this house are tardy.

I still seriously need more youtuber. I have already exhausted the ones i know who fits my criteria of not having to look at the ******* screen
User avatar #36 to #35 - zuflux ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound really weird, but Skype can't seem to find you.

How about you try adding me?

Zuflux Eboralis Would be the name you're looking for, but 'Zuflux' should suffice.

I might or might not be able to help you out with your youtuber problems. Right now I'm on a QI binge, because I love Stephen Fry.
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user awesomerninjathing ** and again
User avatar #32 to #31 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Pardon?
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a rolling pilgrimmage
User avatar #34 to #33 - zuflux ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Godspeed.
User avatar #30 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user killakahn ** trying again
User avatar #29 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user poorlyred ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #26 - revengeforfreeze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm also in Snoreway right now

It's great

Hows things where you live
colD?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zuflux ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
NaBrO Is like. 6 Degrees, and things are good. Got Girlfriend visiting.
User avatar #28 to #27 - revengeforfreeze (12/29/2013) [-]
Cool.


Nice,
User avatar #16 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
dargon! o3o
User avatar #17 to #16 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohai ^.=.^
#18 to #17 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Hi dere! i like pestering other furs when i notice their icons in the comments
#19 to #18 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh trust me, I don't mind :3 There's a reason I use that icon in the first place xD
#20 to #19 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
hehe good, I camouflaged my icon as a meme, so i can get away with it without much hate
User avatar #21 to #20 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
My icon is the first I ever had made of my Character, but I have never been given any hate for being a furry xD
User avatar #23 to #21 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
i've actually tried to get hated on intentionally a few times, all i get is the obvious trolls, not any genuine hate surprisingly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Well what do you do to get hate, though? I always try to disprove the 'furries are only perverts' stereotype, and it's proven quite effective.
User avatar #25 to #24 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
oh just kinda play up the furry stereotypes, i usually just wind up making everybody laugh. I cant stay in character to miss a good joke or pun x3
#22 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh, Icon.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
Wana know how I defeated my fears.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zuflux ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Put googly eyes on them? :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
lel
I punched him in his face until my hands were full of his blood
You can overcome fear, or you must become fear
User avatar #15 to #14 - schnizel (12/09/2013) [-]
im not kidding
User avatar #10 - weirdoo (12/04/2012) [-]
Good evening Landbrother

Odin beskytte deg
User avatar #1 - swedz (07/21/2012) [-]
Taking your comment virginity, dear landbrother :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - zuflux ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your username tells me otherwise! D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - swedz (07/22/2012) [-]
You are norwegian, yes?
User avatar #4 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Indeed, I am. Then wy is your username 'Swedz'? xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Swedz = Sweden, therfore landbrother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh, yez.. We share nmot nationality, but culture. Good.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
Landbrother...yes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
And a mug of mead to that. Bottoms up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - swedz (07/23/2012) [-]
And that my friends,

Are the beloving story about two vikings who found their destiny in each other.

Good evening, everyone.
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