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ztheart

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Ztheart
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PC
X-box Gamertag: Septhiler
Date Signed Up:6/12/2011
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:Atlantis
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Highest Content Rank:#3634
Highest Comment Rank:#13713
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Content Views:42806
Times Content Favorited:26 times
Total Comments Made:155
FJ Points:1217


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    Oh China, you so silly. Oh China, you so silly.
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    I know i did. I know i did.
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    *Le tips fedora* *Le tips fedora*
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    I hope im not banned I hope im not banned
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#44 - I bought one just to have it  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2015 on Indie Movies 0
#66 - thekieran (07/25/2015) [-]
I was in an EDH game with four other guys one night. There was a guy there playing a Dirmir (black/Blue) control deck while I was using my Child of alarah deck. I usually just cast progenitus as a hardcast but this guy was throwing all kinds of control shit my way. (Child of alarah decks get pretty crazy really quickly so your best bet is to just control the fuck out of it) But eventually I had all ten lands out and I slapped down child (blows up everything on the field except my stuff due to an artifact I have) And then plopped down progenitus (an enchant that lets me untap everything)

Dude nearly left the table.
#42 - Never seen somebody hard cast it, and it's pretty much worse t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Indie Movies +1
User avatar #43 - lemoron (07/25/2015) [-]
true, but it's a great feeling if you get to play him
#44 - ztheart (07/25/2015) [-]
I bought one just to have it
#66 - thekieran (07/25/2015) [-]
I was in an EDH game with four other guys one night. There was a guy there playing a Dirmir (black/Blue) control deck while I was using my Child of alarah deck. I usually just cast progenitus as a hardcast but this guy was throwing all kinds of control shit my way. (Child of alarah decks get pretty crazy really quickly so your best bet is to just control the fuck out of it) But eventually I had all ten lands out and I slapped down child (blows up everything on the field except my stuff due to an artifact I have) And then plopped down progenitus (an enchant that lets me untap everything)

Dude nearly left the table.
#19 - tfw multiplayer Moonlord and kiting for over an hour.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on WHAT HAVE YOU DONE 0
User avatar #20 - muffindemon (07/19/2015) [-]
tfw 2 player moonlord won't die even when you both have moon lord weapons
#5 - Even if you could counter it, you get the extra turn. …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2015 on Gymnastics +1
User avatar #6 - hypex (07/09/2015) [-]
i swear to god every time as a eldrazi deck

hoard mana and ramp like a retard for 8 turns, play your biggest and most badass 384030294 land creature
"lol mana leak"
"lol counterspell"
"hurr durr remand"
then
then you finally get it on the board
then some faggot uses murder on it
#12 - GabTheGreat (07/09/2015) [-]
>Can't be countered
>Protection from colored spells

Mana Leak counters
Murder is a colored spell
User avatar #14 - ironsoul (07/09/2015) [-]
Diabolic edict or gatekeeper of malakir can kill the shit out of it, since technically the player is sacrificing it.
#13 - hypex (07/09/2015) [-]
then some dickhead uses damnation into this fucking thing

it still works, through indestructible and prot from colours
#42 - neither will any girl you try to hold nogf  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on With you pernickety little... +16
#98 - anon (06/27/2015) [-]
If a girl leans forward or simply beds her upper body forward, she will move her Centre of Mass closer towards you providing less of a bending moment for your arms to support. If she doesn't want you to hold her, she would lean back or bend er knees slightly with her back straight leading to an opposite reaction which would actually make her harder to pick up than a gas cylinder.

TL;DR: Don't read this post, its too long
#220 - Picture 06/14/2015 on steam sale 0
#696 - OP plz. 05/27/2015 on Steam game giveaway 0
#61 - More like the oral office, amirite 05/14/2015 on Bill Clinton +9
#1871 - Comment deleted 05/10/2015 on Free Steam Card Giveaway 0
#6 - Play me the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul 05/02/2015 on For all this money and fame 0
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User avatar #1 - joshlols (09/03/2012) [-]
He is a boss.
 
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