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zschalberg

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Date Signed Up:9/23/2010
Last Login:9/26/2016
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Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower
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Times Content Favorited:118 times
Total Comments Made:341
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Favorite Tags: fantasy (2) | final (2) | punny (2)

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#30 - And then you get fired. It sucks but if it's the job or your l…  [+] (1 reply) 09/19/2016 on "Hello, and Fuck you" +39
#38 - krynax (09/19/2016) [-]
anyway somethings getting fired
#13 - Picture 09/19/2016 on Oh god 0
#11 - I once saw this video of this guy who walked in to his brother…  [+] (9 replies) 09/19/2016 on Oh yeaah ! +7
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#20 - murphyslawtesties (09/19/2016) [-]
If you ever find it, give me a mention
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#19 - zoidz (09/19/2016) [-]
I have the video, I don't know if I can post it here though.
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#22 - thediamondhack (09/19/2016) [-]
do it. please
#23 - zoidz (09/19/2016) [-]
Doesn't really show much, somewhat nsfw, but what's been posted on the top page is more nsfw than this.
#24 - thediamondhack (09/19/2016) [-]
That kid is going places
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#14 - confusedasian (09/19/2016) [-]
It's real. I remember seeing it on this site like three times.
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#17 - freshestprince (09/19/2016) [-]
Can you help source that video because I have a few people who could use a shock in their lives.
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#25 - confusedasian (09/20/2016) [-]
>>#23,
#15 - zschalberg (09/19/2016) [-]
I was afraid of that.
#39 - I agree with the anon. Windu beat him. Had Anakin not stopped …  [+] (4 replies) 09/16/2016 on Subtlety +2
#91 - anon (09/16/2016) [-]
Right about that.
Windu used Form VII, Juyo (or "Vaapad") which is very aggressive and unpredictable.
It's usually used by practitioners of the dark side.
Here is a wookieepedia-link: starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Form_VII/Legends
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#42 - froggets (09/16/2016) [-]
Well, I think he was just making it look like he was loosing so that Anakin would fall over to the dark side while "helping" Palpatine!
I don't think we should listen to what Lucas has to say, he created the universe, but he isn't the one who made it great ;)

Palpatine fooled an everyone to believe he was good, even the Jedi Counsil Even though most of them were very.... not all that wise
But I believe that, you guys believe the other, I still think Anakin's actions in the annihilation of the Jedi was a mere drop in the ocean compared to Palpatines
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#103 - jamiemsm (09/17/2016) [-]
had anakin not cut Windu's hands off, then 1 second later his saber would have hit palpatine. how would he defend against that?
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#104 - froggets (09/17/2016) [-]
You're forgetting that we allready hade Episode 4-5-6 when episode 3 came out, so my guess, the magic of convenient plot powers
#13 - Watch the video with the black guy who gets hit with the stun …  [+] (1 reply) 09/09/2016 on Boys (And Girls) in Blue... +4
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#39 - iamnuff (09/09/2016) [-]
I get that, wanting to go home at the end of the day is natural. Wanting to go home without blood on your hands should also be natural though.

As for that particular video with the black guy and the stungun... tasers don't "not work" though. Not unless it's a faulty unit. You can miss, or shoot the wrong thing so the needles don't penetrate, but if you actually hit a dude, he's going down.

It's not about pain, it fucks with your muscle control. You can't just walk that shit off, no matter how huge and black you are.
Even someone hopped up on PCP isn't going to ignore a taser to the chest.

Pepper-spray is a bit iffier, since you can potentially power through it and fight blind if you're crazy enough.

I still stand by baton-rifles though. It's like a rubber bullet, if a rubber bullet was the size of a 40mm grenade. Taking one of those to the chest will take you down.

I wouldn't trust american police with them though, since they'd consider it a "non-lethal weapon" and take that as implicit permission to fire them at anyone who doesn't comply within five seconds.
#15 - I'd expect, if anything, more manufactures start to make USB-C…  [+] (1 reply) 09/09/2016 on Apple is the future 0
#18 - ostrogoth (09/09/2016) [-]
I agree that we will most likely start to see some manufacturers making usb c headphones, but I don't think apple would adopt that. They are too invested in their own lightning cable. They might adopt usb c more on their computers, but for now they only have that model with the one type c port.