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zsabber

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Date Signed Up:12/25/2011
Last Login:7/30/2015
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#65 - I wouldn't like it, but I wouldn't blame others for it. If I s…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2013 on A lesson +2
User avatar #80 - bighairyfart (02/12/2013) [-]
i always keep it lowered. that way, if i want to sit, i dont have to worry, & i just piss through the seat. i mean, really, it's as if its not a giant hole already, 2 inches will not affect your accuracy
#92 - affect (02/13/2013) [-]
Dear bighairyfart,
You have used my name correctly. Congratulations! Here is your complimentary pinkie.
Signed,
HEIL SPELLCHECK!
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#84 - zsabber (02/12/2013) [-]
if you are the only one who use it, then that is ok, but the accuracy isnt the problem, it's the spatter effect...
#61 - not really a good reason though... it's still their fault for …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/12/2013 on A lesson +1
User avatar #64 - novren (02/12/2013) [-]
if you were a women in a rush and fall into the toilet, would you like being told "it's your fault"? When they are in a rush just stand with their back facing the toilet, they don't look at the seat, but we do.
#65 - zsabber (02/12/2013) [-]
I wouldn't like it, but I wouldn't blame others for it. If I stand without raising the seat, it would be my fault not the sitting one. We should make it a habit to lower before sitting and raise before standing is all I'm saying. No one should do the job of two people.
User avatar #80 - bighairyfart (02/12/2013) [-]
i always keep it lowered. that way, if i want to sit, i dont have to worry, & i just piss through the seat. i mean, really, it's as if its not a giant hole already, 2 inches will not affect your accuracy
#92 - affect (02/13/2013) [-]
Dear bighairyfart,
You have used my name correctly. Congratulations! Here is your complimentary pinkie.
Signed,
HEIL SPELLCHECK!
-affect
#84 - zsabber (02/12/2013) [-]
if you are the only one who use it, then that is ok, but the accuracy isnt the problem, it's the spatter effect...
#56 - I still dont see the point of putting the seat down if you don…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/12/2013 on A lesson +1
User avatar #59 - novren (02/12/2013) [-]
Because women don't usually see the toilet seat when they're about to sit, and we do when we're about to pee.
#61 - zsabber (02/12/2013) [-]
not really a good reason though... it's still their fault for falling into the toilet.
User avatar #64 - novren (02/12/2013) [-]
if you were a women in a rush and fall into the toilet, would you like being told "it's your fault"? When they are in a rush just stand with their back facing the toilet, they don't look at the seat, but we do.
#65 - zsabber (02/12/2013) [-]
I wouldn't like it, but I wouldn't blame others for it. If I stand without raising the seat, it would be my fault not the sitting one. We should make it a habit to lower before sitting and raise before standing is all I'm saying. No one should do the job of two people.
User avatar #80 - bighairyfart (02/12/2013) [-]
i always keep it lowered. that way, if i want to sit, i dont have to worry, & i just piss through the seat. i mean, really, it's as if its not a giant hole already, 2 inches will not affect your accuracy
#92 - affect (02/13/2013) [-]
Dear bighairyfart,
You have used my name correctly. Congratulations! Here is your complimentary pinkie.
Signed,
HEIL SPELLCHECK!
-affect
#84 - zsabber (02/12/2013) [-]
if you are the only one who use it, then that is ok, but the accuracy isnt the problem, it's the spatter effect...
#27 - As I always say: There will always be nine planets in our solar system 02/09/2013 on here for the infograph +2
#45 - You sick bastard! 02/08/2013 on i fucking hate like whores +4
#440 - she did actually 02/06/2013 on Counting Stars 0
#416 - **zsabber rolled a random comment #2980323 posted by octav… 02/05/2013 on At Your Wedding 0
#87 - Comment deleted 02/05/2013 on Just saw this game on... 0
#86 - Comment deleted 02/05/2013 on Just saw this game on... 0
#124 - I still wear the same jeans since last semester.... 02/05/2013 on Male & Female Statistics 0
#75 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Just saw this game on... 0
#82 - adamks Comment deleted by zsabber
#86 - zsabber Comment deleted by zsabber
#5676 - **zsabber rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at A… 02/04/2013 on Your New Girlfriend 0
#190 - Happens to me all the time 02/02/2013 on Hell no, Kate Moss +1
#1 - or gets a little wee-wee of her own....  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2013 on She gets fingered... +2
User avatar #2 - finishhimlarry (02/02/2013) [-]
hehe...
#50 - Picture 02/01/2013 on Shaved Alpacas... +17
#85 - Oh my God! Is that a Cerbearus? 01/31/2013 on Has science gone too far? +5
#221 - ... but I like crashing planes into building... its our nation…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Wise words pastor namewithheld +3
#229 - breakfastlunch (01/31/2013) [-]
That's just plane wrong, man. That kind of humor doesn't fly around here.
User avatar #253 - megatrollinator (01/31/2013) [-]
ALLAHUEHUEHUE ACKBARHARHAR
#255 - gisuar (01/31/2013) [-]
i read it as alluehuehue crackbar
#28 - I want what ever that thing in armor is 01/31/2013 on Slap Denied then Redirected +1
#16 - as long as it is in the right hight. if it was higher or lower… 01/31/2013 on It is a BLESSING +1
#33 - they can freeze water, so probably yes 01/30/2013 on Boil it yourself... +4
#3 - I can imagine the kid saying at the end "OK, that's enoug… 01/29/2013 on wait... +111
#28 - why do all these gifs turn me on.... I think I choose the wron… 01/29/2013 on Radial Engine +4
#87 - reminded me of my favourite mech after jehuty: the shadow cat … 01/29/2013 on wot +4
#86 - things... I guess.... 01/29/2013 on wot +3
#114 - also its concidered cp 01/27/2013 on A Happy Day +1

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User avatar #29 - edsabbath (06/18/2012) [-]
Just so you know, I completely agree with your opinion on that Irish Wristwatch comment.

Peace.
#30 to #29 - zsabber (06/19/2012) [-]
thanks man, Im glad I found others like me in here. I have nothing against drinking it by yourself or with others. Youre not hurting anyone with it.

but what I hate the most is when community gives it a high place in it.

I knew I would get more red thumbs, but it seems that fj is being more accepting to opinions these days
User avatar #31 to #30 - edsabbath (06/21/2012) [-]
FJ is a bunch of pot smoking, alcoholic pony ******* nowadays.

I hate it. I don't even come here often now.
User avatar #27 - captainmuffbrow (06/12/2012) [-]
You win the cyber hug, well done sir :)
#28 to #27 - zsabber (06/14/2012) [-]
I do? YAY!
User avatar #23 - redwolfradolf (04/05/2012) [-]
Hello!!!!
#24 to #23 - zsabber (04/05/2012) [-]
Oh, hey...
User avatar #25 to #24 - redwolfradolf (04/05/2012) [-]
So have you read the latest Prequel update?
#26 to #25 - zsabber (04/05/2012) [-]
nah, I didn't. I was formatting my computer all week... do you know how many time I messed that up? God...
User avatar #16 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Hey i want you to know how much it means to me that you cared about my leaving.
But I am pleased to tell you that it was just an april fools joke.
Sorry I made you sad...
#17 to #16 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured, but thought I would tell you how I would feel just in case. I didn't want that to be true while thinking it was just a joke.

Anyway, I'm happy that it was a joke all along.
User avatar #18 to #17 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, one again it really does mean a lot that you cared enough to tell me.
You really are one of my best friends.
#19 to #18 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
HUGZZZZ....
HUGZZZZ....
#20 to #19 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
You have no Idea how much I wanted to hug Katia...   
Especially about that time when she was in the ruin
You have no Idea how much I wanted to hug Katia...
Especially about that time when she was in the ruin
#21 to #20 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
aww avatar hugz
User avatar #22 to #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
the best hugs come from a guy who can controll all the elements
User avatar #1 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
One would assume the beard is prerequisite.
#2 to #1 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
it must be, or elsehow do they get in   
   
also, happy birthday new thread... oh shi...
it must be, or elsehow do they get in

also, happy birthday new thread... oh shi...
User avatar #3 to #2 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Noooooooooo.
Don't dooooo iiiitttt!!!!!
#4 to #3 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
even the site cant handle him
User avatar #5 to #4 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah, that drean sequence was too creepy.
#6 to #5 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
I almost felt it when he impaled her....ouch
User avatar #7 to #6 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Quill weave, or Katia?
#8 to #7 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
....both
....both
User avatar #9 to #8 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
But when she woke up, everything was better.
#10 to #9 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah, she got an inventory and everything   
   
I still need to continue beyond that
yeah, she got an inventory and everything

I still need to continue beyond that
#11 to #10 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
That's as far as you got?
That's as far as you got?
#12 to #11 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah...
yeah...
User avatar #13 to #12 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Ohhh, so you haven't made it to Kevatch yet?
#14 to #13 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
didnt get out the house yet   
   
I want to see what kind of hilarity mister shining armor will bring this time
didnt get out the house yet

I want to see what kind of hilarity mister shining armor will bring this time
#15 to #14 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
It will be legendary.   
Talos bless good ol' Asotil.
It will be legendary.
Talos bless good ol' Asotil.
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