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zsabber

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#224 - Ok, I searched the comments for explanation, but it seems I'm …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Cats 0
User avatar #229 - garymuthafuknoak (07/27/2013) [-]
It's a piece of wood in between the door.

I don't see how it would be a problem though, I would think pushing the door really hard would move it.
#231 - zsabber (07/27/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly
User avatar #226 - goodguygary (07/27/2013) [-]
there's a little block of wood inbetween the door and that metal bit, it seems though, if you try to open the door, that thing would be wedged between the door and metal bit, so you cannot open it
#230 - zsabber (07/27/2013) [-]
Hmm... It seems easily forced open, but what would I know... Thanks
#88 - Picture 07/27/2013 on Penguins +2
#34 - People who don't know Death Note 07/26/2013 on Getting the last slice 0
#58 - Picture 07/26/2013 on title. +32
#2 - Except for "Hoom" of course  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on Press it 0
User avatar #3 - kolpster (07/26/2013) [-]
It's the text at the top, too crowded to be understood.
#21 - It was a play on words using dyke instead of dick... … 07/25/2013 on Cleverbot Has Spoken. 0
#19 - Yeah, sometimes she can be such a dyke.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Cleverbot Has Spoken. +1
#20 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
That word...
#21 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
It was a play on words using dyke instead of dick...

I though it was funny though...
#17 - Not really. Happens to the best of us.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Cleverbot Has Spoken. 0
#18 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, she kinda wouldn't be allowed to join their group, anyway. For reasons...
#19 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, sometimes she can be such a dyke.
#20 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
That word...
#21 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
It was a play on words using dyke instead of dick...

I though it was funny though...
#15 - I do. I just assumed that she mustn't have gotten her cutie ma…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Cleverbot Has Spoken. 0
#16 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
Sometimes I'm retarded.
#17 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
Not really. Happens to the best of us.
#18 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, she kinda wouldn't be allowed to join their group, anyway. For reasons...
#19 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, sometimes she can be such a dyke.
#20 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
That word...
#21 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
It was a play on words using dyke instead of dick...

I though it was funny though...
#12 - Why does she have her cutie mark? Isn't she in the CMC?  [+] (8 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Cleverbot Has Spoken. 0
#14 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
#15 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
I do. I just assumed that she mustn't have gotten her cutie mark if she is in the CMC, as claimed by cleverbot.
#16 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
Sometimes I'm retarded.
#17 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
Not really. Happens to the best of us.
#18 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, she kinda wouldn't be allowed to join their group, anyway. For reasons...
#19 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, sometimes she can be such a dyke.
#20 - dashgamer (07/25/2013) [-]
That word...
#21 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
It was a play on words using dyke instead of dick...

I though it was funny though...
#10 - "It says... You're gay ..." 07/25/2013 on How i feel going though... 0
#7 - Way to miss interpret/introduce meanings from Quran. I'll put …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on I think a feminazi just... 0
User avatar #9 - mornanddusk (07/26/2013) [-]
On a serious note:

Don't you think it should be impossible to misinterpret a supposed 'perfect' and divine book like the q'uran is heralded as? Shouldn't it be as clear as possible?

God clearly isn't very good at communicating his message. Why choose an uneducated shepherd/business man in the illiterate middle east? why not China - where they could already read? It's even more odd when you take into account God made it fully comprehensible solely for one 7th/8th language - despite being an omniscient god. Surely God would want to make his message as accessible as possible if he truly wants people to follow him? And why choose the medium of his the communication as text? wouldn't a moral omnipresent god use, i don't know, inbuilt telepathy perhaps? That would certainly be a much better medium - especially
considering most muslims don't speak or understand arabic - which pretty much necessitates translation - equaling various interpretations and forms of islam sunni, shi'a, sulafi, wahabi, taliban, alqaida, and every derivative practiced throughout the world - don't even try to say that islam hasn't change, as if the islam practised today is the same as muhammad's...)

Also, considering the q'uran is is taken as the LITERAL word of god, isn't it odd that it is so full of FIGURATIVE language...

-Sincerely, someone who was raised muslim from birth and formerly practiced the faith to the full.
User avatar #8 - spyisspy (07/26/2013) [-]
found the terrorist
#18 - Hey, some people like **** though. 07/25/2013 on Jury +1
#84 - Very accurate indeed 07/25/2013 on Ben +1
#82 - It usually consists of "Are you coming tonight" and …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Ben +1
User avatar #83 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
*ring ring*
*zsabber picks up phone*
zsabber: Ahoy.
phone: Not today.
*click*
#84 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
Very accurate indeed
#79 - not much really, a few call every month or two... I'm not the …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Ben +1
User avatar #81 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
Who calls you every month or two? I'm not very talkative in person either, but I'd prefer in person to calling. I'd rather call someone than text them sometimes though. Like if I'm buying drugs because then I know: A) They are at least not too busy to answer the phone and B) whether or not they can sell me drugs without having to wait around for them to reply and possibly say "no" which would require me to contact another seller, but I can't contact both sellers at the same time because if both respond I will have to tell one I no longer wish to purchase their wares and that is always awkward. I have also been on the other side where someone inquires about an item, but then later tells you that they no longer wish to purchase it.
#82 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
It usually consists of "Are you coming tonight" and "Not today" or someone wants help in something
User avatar #83 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
*ring ring*
*zsabber picks up phone*
zsabber: Ahoy.
phone: Not today.
*click*
#84 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
Very accurate indeed
#21 - I hate gifs that do not show the whole dialog in the subs. The… 07/25/2013 on Marriage in a nutshell +4
#62 - Liza, hold my calls. Someone is using a MAC somewhere!  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Ben 0
#78 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
How many phone calls do you get on average? If you don't include wrong numbers and telemarketers I don't believe I have received a call from a non-family member in a very, very, long time. The last time would be a friend I have never met in real life. Wow! I don't even know what my ringtone is. Oh well, I mislike phone calls anyway. People are more likely to lie over the phone too.
#79 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
not much really, a few call every month or two... I'm not the talkative type either...
User avatar #81 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
Who calls you every month or two? I'm not very talkative in person either, but I'd prefer in person to calling. I'd rather call someone than text them sometimes though. Like if I'm buying drugs because then I know: A) They are at least not too busy to answer the phone and B) whether or not they can sell me drugs without having to wait around for them to reply and possibly say "no" which would require me to contact another seller, but I can't contact both sellers at the same time because if both respond I will have to tell one I no longer wish to purchase their wares and that is always awkward. I have also been on the other side where someone inquires about an item, but then later tells you that they no longer wish to purchase it.
#82 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
It usually consists of "Are you coming tonight" and "Not today" or someone wants help in something
User avatar #83 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
*ring ring*
*zsabber picks up phone*
zsabber: Ahoy.
phone: Not today.
*click*
#84 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
Very accurate indeed
#38 - Yes 07/24/2013 on Shaving 0
#71 - Especially if he trained him self first. Please refer to #4 07/24/2013 on Shrek is love +1
#6 - Reporting in... Reporting in... the experiment was a success..… 07/23/2013 on wat? 0
#1 - wait, so the third one from the last on the left is a pun abou… 07/23/2013 on Punography +1
#4 - Or the best... You won't know unless you try  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on wat? 0
#5 - Rezzur (07/23/2013) [-]
#6 - zsabber (07/23/2013) [-]
Reporting in... Reporting in... the experiment was a success...

the results are... still inconclusive.... I am not the same man I was once... I do..t.nk...ty.e..

Tel..y.ife I lo.e...her....
#16 - 9GAG... never though about the name, but it sounds like the pl…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on a fucking force to be... -2
#49 - deescalation (07/24/2013) [-]
#2 - Wait... if you're wearing a bath towel, then you're not really… 07/23/2013 on Indeed He Is 0

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User avatar #29 - edsabbath (06/18/2012) [-]
Just so you know, I completely agree with your opinion on that Irish Wristwatch comment.

Peace.
#30 to #29 - zsabber ONLINE (06/19/2012) [-]
thanks man, Im glad I found others like me in here. I have nothing against drinking it by yourself or with others. Youre not hurting anyone with it.

but what I hate the most is when community gives it a high place in it.

I knew I would get more red thumbs, but it seems that fj is being more accepting to opinions these days
User avatar #31 to #30 - edsabbath (06/21/2012) [-]
FJ is a bunch of pot smoking, alcoholic pony ******* nowadays.

I hate it. I don't even come here often now.
User avatar #27 - captainmuffbrow (06/12/2012) [-]
You win the cyber hug, well done sir :)
#28 to #27 - zsabber ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
I do? YAY!
User avatar #23 - redwolfradolf (04/05/2012) [-]
Hello!!!!
#24 to #23 - zsabber ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
Oh, hey...
User avatar #25 to #24 - redwolfradolf (04/05/2012) [-]
So have you read the latest Prequel update?
#26 to #25 - zsabber ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
nah, I didn't. I was formatting my computer all week... do you know how many time I messed that up? God...
User avatar #16 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Hey i want you to know how much it means to me that you cared about my leaving.
But I am pleased to tell you that it was just an april fools joke.
Sorry I made you sad...
#17 to #16 - zsabber ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured, but thought I would tell you how I would feel just in case. I didn't want that to be true while thinking it was just a joke.

Anyway, I'm happy that it was a joke all along.
User avatar #18 to #17 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, one again it really does mean a lot that you cared enough to tell me.
You really are one of my best friends.
#19 to #18 - zsabber ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
HUGZZZZ....
HUGZZZZ....
#20 to #19 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
You have no Idea how much I wanted to hug Katia...   
Especially about that time when she was in the ruin
You have no Idea how much I wanted to hug Katia...
Especially about that time when she was in the ruin
#21 to #20 - zsabber ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
aww avatar hugz
User avatar #22 to #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
the best hugs come from a guy who can controll all the elements
User avatar #1 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
One would assume the beard is prerequisite.
#2 to #1 - zsabber ONLINE (03/19/2012) [-]
it must be, or elsehow do they get in   
   
also, happy birthday new thread... oh shi...
it must be, or elsehow do they get in

also, happy birthday new thread... oh shi...
User avatar #3 to #2 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Noooooooooo.
Don't dooooo iiiitttt!!!!!
#4 to #3 - zsabber ONLINE (03/19/2012) [-]
even the site cant handle him
User avatar #5 to #4 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah, that drean sequence was too creepy.
#6 to #5 - zsabber ONLINE (03/19/2012) [-]
I almost felt it when he impaled her....ouch
User avatar #7 to #6 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Quill weave, or Katia?
#8 to #7 - zsabber ONLINE (03/19/2012) [-]
....both
....both
User avatar #9 to #8 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
But when she woke up, everything was better.
#10 to #9 - zsabber ONLINE (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah, she got an inventory and everything   
   
I still need to continue beyond that
yeah, she got an inventory and everything

I still need to continue beyond that
#11 to #10 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
That's as far as you got?
That's as far as you got?
#12 to #11 - zsabber ONLINE (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah...
yeah...
User avatar #13 to #12 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Ohhh, so you haven't made it to Kevatch yet?
#14 to #13 - zsabber ONLINE (03/19/2012) [-]
didnt get out the house yet   
   
I want to see what kind of hilarity mister shining armor will bring this time
didnt get out the house yet

I want to see what kind of hilarity mister shining armor will bring this time
#15 to #14 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
It will be legendary.   
Talos bless good ol' Asotil.
It will be legendary.
Talos bless good ol' Asotil.
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