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#84 - Very accurate indeed 07/25/2013 on Ben +1
#82 - It usually consists of "Are you coming tonight" and …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Ben +1
User avatar #83 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
*ring ring*
*zsabber picks up phone*
zsabber: Ahoy.
phone: Not today.
*click*
#84 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
Very accurate indeed
#79 - not much really, a few call every month or two... I'm not the …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Ben +1
User avatar #81 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
Who calls you every month or two? I'm not very talkative in person either, but I'd prefer in person to calling. I'd rather call someone than text them sometimes though. Like if I'm buying drugs because then I know: A) They are at least not too busy to answer the phone and B) whether or not they can sell me drugs without having to wait around for them to reply and possibly say "no" which would require me to contact another seller, but I can't contact both sellers at the same time because if both respond I will have to tell one I no longer wish to purchase their wares and that is always awkward. I have also been on the other side where someone inquires about an item, but then later tells you that they no longer wish to purchase it.
#82 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
It usually consists of "Are you coming tonight" and "Not today" or someone wants help in something
User avatar #83 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
*ring ring*
*zsabber picks up phone*
zsabber: Ahoy.
phone: Not today.
*click*
#84 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
Very accurate indeed
#21 - I hate gifs that do not show the whole dialog in the subs. The… 07/25/2013 on Marriage in a nutshell +4
#62 - Liza, hold my calls. Someone is using a MAC somewhere!  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Ben 0
#78 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
How many phone calls do you get on average? If you don't include wrong numbers and telemarketers I don't believe I have received a call from a non-family member in a very, very, long time. The last time would be a friend I have never met in real life. Wow! I don't even know what my ringtone is. Oh well, I mislike phone calls anyway. People are more likely to lie over the phone too.
#79 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
not much really, a few call every month or two... I'm not the talkative type either...
User avatar #81 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
Who calls you every month or two? I'm not very talkative in person either, but I'd prefer in person to calling. I'd rather call someone than text them sometimes though. Like if I'm buying drugs because then I know: A) They are at least not too busy to answer the phone and B) whether or not they can sell me drugs without having to wait around for them to reply and possibly say "no" which would require me to contact another seller, but I can't contact both sellers at the same time because if both respond I will have to tell one I no longer wish to purchase their wares and that is always awkward. I have also been on the other side where someone inquires about an item, but then later tells you that they no longer wish to purchase it.
#82 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
It usually consists of "Are you coming tonight" and "Not today" or someone wants help in something
User avatar #83 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
*ring ring*
*zsabber picks up phone*
zsabber: Ahoy.
phone: Not today.
*click*
#84 - zsabber (07/25/2013) [-]
Very accurate indeed
#38 - Yes 07/24/2013 on Shaving 0
#71 - Especially if he trained him self first. Please refer to #4 07/24/2013 on Shrek is love +1
#6 - Reporting in... Reporting in... the experiment was a success..… 07/23/2013 on wat? 0
#1 - wait, so the third one from the last on the left is a pun abou… 07/23/2013 on Punography +1
#4 - Or the best... You won't know unless you try  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on wat? 0
#5 - Rezzur (07/23/2013) [-]
#6 - zsabber (07/23/2013) [-]
Reporting in... Reporting in... the experiment was a success...

the results are... still inconclusive.... I am not the same man I was once... I do..t.nk...ty.e..

Tel..y.ife I lo.e...her....
#16 - 9GAG... never though about the name, but it sounds like the pl…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on a fucking force to be... -2
#49 - deescalation (07/24/2013) [-]
#2 - Wait... if you're wearing a bath towel, then you're not really… 07/23/2013 on Indeed He Is 0
#7 - They should trade sons... 07/22/2013 on Dad, Please Stop +1
#11 - You're just angry because that chicken is one less kfc you won… 07/22/2013 on Bravery at it's finest 0
#69 - Which is why it is the best looking 07/22/2013 on 3D Tattoos 0
#50 - Though that tardis wasn't holy, was it? 07/21/2013 on David Tennant +1
#25 - I don't know why, but when I was searching to see what kind of… 07/21/2013 on Daily 0
#12 - "Two kids"... "my class".... welp I wish k… 07/21/2013 on Taxes -1
#274 - I was hesitant to click the thumbnail because of it 07/19/2013 on HELLO DOG 0
#142 - I am yet to know that feel...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on God i hate when this happens +4
#168 - randombitches (07/15/2013) [-]
Same here
#1 - Today tomorrow?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on huh +3
#2 - toggme (07/13/2013) [-]
#6 - Wait till you see OP's then. 07/13/2013 on 360 photography 0
#7 - Or do they?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on No time to think 0
User avatar #8 - zerosonaku (07/11/2013) [-]
Judging by that picture. Maybe?
#32 - I loved the game but I have never been able to play it... The … 07/11/2013 on When you needed the Pesetas 0
#69 - B-but that doesn't make any sense to me... 07/11/2013 on Spoilers! 0
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User avatar #29 - edsabbath (06/18/2012) [-]
Just so you know, I completely agree with your opinion on that Irish Wristwatch comment.

Peace.
#30 to #29 - zsabber (06/19/2012) [-]
thanks man, Im glad I found others like me in here. I have nothing against drinking it by yourself or with others. Youre not hurting anyone with it.

but what I hate the most is when community gives it a high place in it.

I knew I would get more red thumbs, but it seems that fj is being more accepting to opinions these days
User avatar #31 to #30 - edsabbath (06/21/2012) [-]
FJ is a bunch of pot smoking, alcoholic pony ******* nowadays.

I hate it. I don't even come here often now.
User avatar #27 - captainmuffbrow (06/12/2012) [-]
You win the cyber hug, well done sir :)
#28 to #27 - zsabber (06/14/2012) [-]
I do? YAY!
User avatar #23 - redwolfradolf (04/05/2012) [-]
Hello!!!!
#24 to #23 - zsabber (04/05/2012) [-]
Oh, hey...
User avatar #25 to #24 - redwolfradolf (04/05/2012) [-]
So have you read the latest Prequel update?
#26 to #25 - zsabber (04/05/2012) [-]
nah, I didn't. I was formatting my computer all week... do you know how many time I messed that up? God...
User avatar #16 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Hey i want you to know how much it means to me that you cared about my leaving.
But I am pleased to tell you that it was just an april fools joke.
Sorry I made you sad...
#17 to #16 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured, but thought I would tell you how I would feel just in case. I didn't want that to be true while thinking it was just a joke.

Anyway, I'm happy that it was a joke all along.
User avatar #18 to #17 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, one again it really does mean a lot that you cared enough to tell me.
You really are one of my best friends.
#19 to #18 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
HUGZZZZ....
HUGZZZZ....
#20 to #19 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
You have no Idea how much I wanted to hug Katia...   
Especially about that time when she was in the ruin
You have no Idea how much I wanted to hug Katia...
Especially about that time when she was in the ruin
#21 to #20 - zsabber (04/02/2012) [-]
aww avatar hugz
User avatar #22 to #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
the best hugs come from a guy who can controll all the elements
User avatar #1 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
One would assume the beard is prerequisite.
#2 to #1 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
it must be, or elsehow do they get in   
   
also, happy birthday new thread... oh shi...
it must be, or elsehow do they get in

also, happy birthday new thread... oh shi...
User avatar #3 to #2 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Noooooooooo.
Don't dooooo iiiitttt!!!!!
#4 to #3 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
even the site cant handle him
User avatar #5 to #4 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah, that drean sequence was too creepy.
#6 to #5 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
I almost felt it when he impaled her....ouch
User avatar #7 to #6 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Quill weave, or Katia?
#8 to #7 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
....both
....both
User avatar #9 to #8 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
But when she woke up, everything was better.
#10 to #9 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah, she got an inventory and everything   
   
I still need to continue beyond that
yeah, she got an inventory and everything

I still need to continue beyond that
#11 to #10 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
That's as far as you got?
That's as far as you got?
#12 to #11 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
yeah...
yeah...
User avatar #13 to #12 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
Ohhh, so you haven't made it to Kevatch yet?
#14 to #13 - zsabber (03/19/2012) [-]
didnt get out the house yet   
   
I want to see what kind of hilarity mister shining armor will bring this time
didnt get out the house yet

I want to see what kind of hilarity mister shining armor will bring this time
#15 to #14 - redwolfradolf (03/19/2012) [-]
It will be legendary.   
Talos bless good ol' Asotil.
It will be legendary.
Talos bless good ol' Asotil.
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