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#46 - The trick is not to swallow! 6 minutes ago on Imgur motivation 0
#2032 - **zredshift rolls 485,936,521** 1 hour ago on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#571 - I think it's ironic because he started the fire, but didn't ge… 1 hour ago on Stupid Stuff 0
#90 - Most flights from Europe and the States to Israel got cancelle… 07/22/2014 on old butt gold 0
#53 - how do you weight the carcass in the woods if there's no scale… 07/17/2014 on . 0
#51 - bitch weighting food is for pussies i bought a food weight…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on . 0
#52 - dorberg (07/17/2014) [-]
>2014 not weighing food

lmao how can you eat at peak efficiency if you dont weight your food this is still some of your *fonctionnal strenght, crossfit* bullshit.If you cant hang with the big dogs you stay on the porch.Like i said earlier know your rank il be taking my carcasse in the woods and eating it alone.
User avatar #53 - zredshift (07/17/2014) [-]
how do you weight the carcass in the woods if there's no scale to measure it?
touche
#rekt
#49 - What are your lifts?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2014 on . 0
#50 - dorberg (07/17/2014) [-]
Are we also gonna compare dick sizes?I can already tell you re like that 6th place runner up in power lifting competitions.I bet you dont even weight your food and eat simple carbs you filthy troglodyte.
User avatar #51 - zredshift (07/17/2014) [-]
bitch weighting food is for pussies
i bought a food weights and i felt like a fag for using it, so i rewrapped it and gave it to me mum as mother's day present, but if you like cock, go ahead mate
and bitch i eat only complex carbs, they so complex i have to serve partial differential equations with imaginary numbers to eat them, bitch
#52 - dorberg (07/17/2014) [-]
>2014 not weighing food

lmao how can you eat at peak efficiency if you dont weight your food this is still some of your *fonctionnal strenght, crossfit* bullshit.If you cant hang with the big dogs you stay on the porch.Like i said earlier know your rank il be taking my carcasse in the woods and eating it alone.
User avatar #53 - zredshift (07/17/2014) [-]
how do you weight the carcass in the woods if there's no scale to measure it?
touche
#rekt
#47 - nigga by functional strength i didn't mean any crossfit or car…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/17/2014 on . 0
#48 - dorberg (07/17/2014) [-]
>Bloated sarcoplasm for show

How can this be for show if at the end of the day i am much bigger than you and weight alot more,the more muscle mass the stronger you are In the end i am the alpha dog and your the mingy dog who eats my scraps, also high reps is for mingy dogs like yourself i aleays go for the low rep heavy shit so i can crush the skulls of my ennemys with only one hand and we arent fghting we are having a civilized conversation about lifting aslong as you know i get the biggest share of the carcasses.
User avatar #49 - zredshift (07/17/2014) [-]
What are your lifts?
#50 - dorberg (07/17/2014) [-]
Are we also gonna compare dick sizes?I can already tell you re like that 6th place runner up in power lifting competitions.I bet you dont even weight your food and eat simple carbs you filthy troglodyte.
User avatar #51 - zredshift (07/17/2014) [-]
bitch weighting food is for pussies
i bought a food weights and i felt like a fag for using it, so i rewrapped it and gave it to me mum as mother's day present, but if you like cock, go ahead mate
and bitch i eat only complex carbs, they so complex i have to serve partial differential equations with imaginary numbers to eat them, bitch
#52 - dorberg (07/17/2014) [-]
>2014 not weighing food

lmao how can you eat at peak efficiency if you dont weight your food this is still some of your *fonctionnal strenght, crossfit* bullshit.If you cant hang with the big dogs you stay on the porch.Like i said earlier know your rank il be taking my carcasse in the woods and eating it alone.
User avatar #53 - zredshift (07/17/2014) [-]
how do you weight the carcass in the woods if there's no scale to measure it?
touche
#rekt
#45 - who the fuck is talking about cardio and crossfit, you little …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/17/2014 on . 0
#46 - dorberg (07/17/2014) [-]
Lmao thats rich coming from a *FONCTIONAL STRENGTH *bitch my BF is at 14% check my micro nutrients, i eat my complexe carbs,fats and my protein in a balance way so when i go to the gym i can lift heavy and get swole like a real man instead of being that little skinny bitch like you who does cardio and crossfit bullshit all day so he can have his *FONCTIONAL STRENGTH* GO BIG OR GO HOME BITCH
User avatar #47 - zredshift (07/17/2014) [-]
nigga by functional strength i didn't mean any crossfit or cardio and i don't do neither
what i meant is muscle mass gained by high rep isolation exercise is just bloated sarcoplasm for show and i most def lift heavy and bulk and i'm in no way skinny
i don't see why we need to fight tbqfh, you started it though, must be the test cycle you're on lmao
#48 - dorberg (07/17/2014) [-]
>Bloated sarcoplasm for show

How can this be for show if at the end of the day i am much bigger than you and weight alot more,the more muscle mass the stronger you are In the end i am the alpha dog and your the mingy dog who eats my scraps, also high reps is for mingy dogs like yourself i aleays go for the low rep heavy shit so i can crush the skulls of my ennemys with only one hand and we arent fghting we are having a civilized conversation about lifting aslong as you know i get the biggest share of the carcasses.
User avatar #49 - zredshift (07/17/2014) [-]
What are your lifts?
#50 - dorberg (07/17/2014) [-]
Are we also gonna compare dick sizes?I can already tell you re like that 6th place runner up in power lifting competitions.I bet you dont even weight your food and eat simple carbs you filthy troglodyte.
User avatar #51 - zredshift (07/17/2014) [-]
bitch weighting food is for pussies
i bought a food weights and i felt like a fag for using it, so i rewrapped it and gave it to me mum as mother's day present, but if you like cock, go ahead mate
and bitch i eat only complex carbs, they so complex i have to serve partial differential equations with imaginary numbers to eat them, bitch
#52 - dorberg (07/17/2014) [-]
>2014 not weighing food

lmao how can you eat at peak efficiency if you dont weight your food this is still some of your *fonctionnal strenght, crossfit* bullshit.If you cant hang with the big dogs you stay on the porch.Like i said earlier know your rank il be taking my carcasse in the woods and eating it alone.
User avatar #53 - zredshift (07/17/2014) [-]
how do you weight the carcass in the woods if there's no scale to measure it?
touche
#rekt
#43 - >the shoulder mass is well worth it, also DB shrugs are m…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/17/2014 on . 0
#44 - dorberg (07/17/2014) [-]
lmao ­­­­
>FONCTIONAL STRENGTH at 150 pounds like a bitch il crush your fucking skull at 250lbs of pure muscle mass mother fucker know your rank you cardio,stabilizing muscle, crossfit bitch.
User avatar #45 - zredshift (07/17/2014) [-]
who the fuck is talking about cardio and crossfit, you little bitch
i bet you're like 40% BF and when your family tells you you should lose a bit of it you say "Nah mum, it's all muscle, see?" Then you puff up your stomach and start molesting your mum by stroking her with it.
How can you crush anything, I bet you use gloves and your grip can barely open a jar of pickles. Or maybe you leg press coz squats are "bad for you knees".
#46 - dorberg (07/17/2014) [-]
Lmao thats rich coming from a *FONCTIONAL STRENGTH *bitch my BF is at 14% check my micro nutrients, i eat my complexe carbs,fats and my protein in a balance way so when i go to the gym i can lift heavy and get swole like a real man instead of being that little skinny bitch like you who does cardio and crossfit bullshit all day so he can have his *FONCTIONAL STRENGTH* GO BIG OR GO HOME BITCH
User avatar #47 - zredshift (07/17/2014) [-]
nigga by functional strength i didn't mean any crossfit or cardio and i don't do neither
what i meant is muscle mass gained by high rep isolation exercise is just bloated sarcoplasm for show and i most def lift heavy and bulk and i'm in no way skinny
i don't see why we need to fight tbqfh, you started it though, must be the test cycle you're on lmao
#48 - dorberg (07/17/2014) [-]
>Bloated sarcoplasm for show

How can this be for show if at the end of the day i am much bigger than you and weight alot more,the more muscle mass the stronger you are In the end i am the alpha dog and your the mingy dog who eats my scraps, also high reps is for mingy dogs like yourself i aleays go for the low rep heavy shit so i can crush the skulls of my ennemys with only one hand and we arent fghting we are having a civilized conversation about lifting aslong as you know i get the biggest share of the carcasses.
User avatar #49 - zredshift (07/17/2014) [-]
What are your lifts?
#50 - dorberg (07/17/2014) [-]
Are we also gonna compare dick sizes?I can already tell you re like that 6th place runner up in power lifting competitions.I bet you dont even weight your food and eat simple carbs you filthy troglodyte.
User avatar #51 - zredshift (07/17/2014) [-]
bitch weighting food is for pussies
i bought a food weights and i felt like a fag for using it, so i rewrapped it and gave it to me mum as mother's day present, but if you like cock, go ahead mate
and bitch i eat only complex carbs, they so complex i have to serve partial differential equations with imaginary numbers to eat them, bitch
#52 - dorberg (07/17/2014) [-]
>2014 not weighing food

lmao how can you eat at peak efficiency if you dont weight your food this is still some of your *fonctionnal strenght, crossfit* bullshit.If you cant hang with the big dogs you stay on the porch.Like i said earlier know your rank il be taking my carcasse in the woods and eating it alone.
User avatar #53 - zredshift (07/17/2014) [-]
how do you weight the carcass in the woods if there's no scale to measure it?
touche
#rekt
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