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#863 - Yeah, if it hasn't been mentioned in the movies or the Clone W… 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses 0
#848 - That was pointed out to me about 3 comments down. Phrik alloy…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses 0
User avatar #861 - nativninja (12/01/2014) [-]
Also, from what I understand, It also enhances the user's force ability, but that also may not be canon anymore.
User avatar #863 - zraven (12/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, if it hasn't been mentioned in the movies or the Clone Wars series, it's not. They got pretty chop-happy with content.
#770 - Agreed, it's a goofy decision, but it is what it is. The expa… 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses +1
#763 - It loops, actually. It hits the end, does a u-turn, then come… 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses 0
#760 - Which is also Point of Evidence #1 as to why the crossguard mi… 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses 0
#757 - No, the books were all declared non-canon. Only official cano…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses 0
User avatar #875 - icameforthepron (12/01/2014) [-]
Every book after April is considered Canon read the official statements from Leland Chee
#755 - I think this was actually George Lucas's decision.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses 0
#762 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/01/2014) [-]
That doesn't make it any less retarded or make me give more of a fuck about what they say.
User avatar #770 - zraven (12/01/2014) [-]
Agreed, it's a goofy decision, but it is what it is. The expanded universe will still be written in, I'm sure, but it will just be like the alternate Marvel universes, like Ultimates or Age of Apocalypse.
#752 - Forgot about that. Ok, phrik alloy is still canon. Wish they… 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses +1
#4 - Yes. Christina Ricci has been a celebrity crush of mine for y… 11/30/2014 on When She's Done Doing the... +15
#32 - Yeah, it was kind of an irritating call, but I sorta get where…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/30/2014 on For all of you silly gooses 0
User avatar #127 - atomschlumpf (12/01/2014) [-]
funbaggy phryk should be canon, too, since the staffs of General Grievous guard droids are made of it. But why not make the whole crossguard out of the material? Then you can't cut yourself with it
User avatar #182 - thundagawd (12/01/2014) [-]
You can't make the entire guard out of the material because some of those lightsaber-resistant materials are known to short-circuit lightsaber blades on contact, so crafting the entire hilt out of it would pretty much render the lightsaber useless because the blade would be constantly disrupted by the metal housing the crystal. Hence why you constantly see people's lightsabers get destroyed in the movies. You could probably make part of the emitter out of one of those materials (like the 2 emitters on his crossguard), but that's about it.

And as for Tyrsonn's design, as cool as it is, it's impossible, the beam of a lightsaber can only be emitted in a perfectly straight line, the only way to alter that would be through the use of mirrors in the hilt. Tyrsonn's design isn't possible, but mirrors redirecting part of the beam outwards from the main beam at 90 degree angles through emitters plated in, say, Beskar or something, would be possible, which is probably what the lightsaber seen in the trailers has.

Regardless, considering Sith & Jedi craft their own lightsabers, I'm pretty damn sure the guy knows how to use it if he's carrying it around.
User avatar #131 - funbaggy (12/01/2014) [-]
I agree it should have been made totally out of Phrik, it would be way more practical. I imagine the whole point of the saber cross guard is to appeal to adiences. Looks over functionality. But really I don't have a strong opinion either way, I thought it was pretty sweet the first time I saw him draw his saber although after thinking about it some I see the problems with it.
User avatar #132 - atomschlumpf (12/01/2014) [-]
I think it looks silly with those small pointy thingys. It's not even the practicability, it just looks silly. The design tyrsonn posted looks so much cooler www.funnyjunk.com/channel/starwars/For+all+of+you+silly+gooses/obNTLbo/15#15
User avatar #148 - funbaggy (12/01/2014) [-]
Yeah I agree the one he posted looks wayyyyy better. As well as more practical.

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User avatar #23 to #22 - zraven (04/21/2014) [-]
You're going to have to be a little less vague there.
User avatar #2 to #1 - zraven (03/04/2013) [-]
...and now I'm terrified.
User avatar #4 to #3 - zraven (03/04/2013) [-]
not to be rude, but, do I know you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - zraven (03/05/2013) [-]
That's so informative, I might poop.
#7 to #6 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (03/05/2013) [-]
You haven't told me your name. I don't know if I know you.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zraven (03/05/2013) [-]
I mean, did you just message my profile at random?
User avatar #10 to #9 - zraven (03/05/2013) [-]
Ah, well, that's fair.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zraven (03/05/2013) [-]
Pretty sure I'm not hot enough to jerk off to, dude...
User avatar #14 to #13 - zraven (03/06/2013) [-]
you do realize I'm a guy, right?
User avatar #16 to #15 - zraven (03/06/2013) [-]
you are an interesting one...
User avatar #18 to #17 - zraven (03/07/2013) [-]
...that is an awesome gif.
User avatar #20 to #19 - zraven (03/08/2013) [-]
you seriously have a ton of gifs
#21 to #20 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (03/08/2013) [-]
What I need to do.
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