Upload
Login or register

zombifier

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 24
Youtube Channel: Zombifi3r
Steam Profile: Zombifi3r
Consoles Owned: PC, Playstation 1, 2, 3, 4
X-box Gamertag: Zombifi3r
PSN: USMC_Zombifi3r
Date Signed Up:8/06/2011
Location:Virginia
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2911
Comment Ranking:#957
Highest Content Rank:#1209
Highest Comment Rank:#695
Content Thumbs: 3833 total,  4463 ,  630
Comment Thumbs: 8239 total,  11094 ,  2855
Content Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 67% (67/100)
Level 262 Comments: Pure Win → Level 263 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:1
Content Views:275765
Times Content Favorited:485 times
Total Comments Made:4441
FJ Points:9802
Favorite Tags: better than your (2) | Puppy (2)

Text Posts

  • Views: 26186
    Thumbs Up 569 Thumbs Down 41 Total: +528
    Comments: 48
    Favorites: 13
    Uploaded: 07/20/13
    So I was at work the other day... So I was at work the other day...
  • Views: 24332
    Thumbs Up 582 Thumbs Down 96 Total: +486
    Comments: 96
    Favorites: 30
    Uploaded: 07/29/13
    Hi Hi
  • Views: 28420
    Thumbs Up 559 Thumbs Down 130 Total: +429
    Comments: 60
    Favorites: 52
    Uploaded: 11/07/12
    A woman's place A woman's place
  • Views: 9588
    Thumbs Up 98 Thumbs Down 14 Total: +84
    Comments: 18
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 02/16/16
    #rekt #rekt
  • Views: 2433
    Thumbs Up 37 Thumbs Down 9 Total: +28
    Comments: 8
    Favorites: 5
    Uploaded: 04/26/16
    Fonandarge Arragitugn Fonandarge Arragitugn
  • Views: 603
    Thumbs Up 15 Thumbs Down 2 Total: +13
    Comments: 2
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 10/28/11
    Bored on facebook Bored on facebook
First2[ 9 ]
  • Views: 50640
    Thumbs Up 1136 Thumbs Down 57 Total: +1079
    Comments: 90
    Favorites: 288
    Uploaded: 09/01/15
    BATMETAL Returns! BATMETAL Returns!
  • Views: 4855
    Thumbs Up 59 Thumbs Down 5 Total: +54
    Comments: 30
    Favorites: 8
    Uploaded: 05/08/16
    One Punch Souls One Punch Souls
  • Views: 4534
    Thumbs Up 48 Thumbs Down 15 Total: +33
    Comments: 13
    Favorites: 5
    Uploaded: 08/09/14
    Sandstorm Metal Sandstorm Metal
  • Views: 4335
    Thumbs Up 33 Thumbs Down 3 Total: +30
    Comments: 6
    Favorites: 3
    Uploaded: 01/31/16
    It's here! It's here!
  • Views: 1838
    Thumbs Up 33 Thumbs Down 11 Total: +22
    Comments: 4
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 03/16/12
    God of beat boxing? God of beat boxing?
  • Views: 2867
    Thumbs Up 26 Thumbs Down 6 Total: +20
    Comments: 16
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 06/14/16
    Old Kratos Old Kratos

latest user's comments

#22 - did it involve telling the viet cong about the notes american … 10 hours ago on 90s aerobics +3
#1216905 - more or less yeah 12 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1216903 - it's up there with YYH spoilers in the titles  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar
#1216904 - thechosentroll (12 hours ago) [-]
Haven't watched it, but I assume it's kind of like Dragon Nut Z.

Narrator: Will Goku manage to beat Frieza? Find out in the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z!

Next episode: Frieza gets his shit pushed in
User avatar
#1216905 - zombifier (12 hours ago) [-]
more or less yeah
#1216897 - well the last 2 chapters is called The End and The End 2  [+] (5 new replies) 12 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar
#1216899 - thechosentroll (12 hours ago) [-]
Kube as creative as always when it comes to his names.
User avatar
#1216903 - zombifier (12 hours ago) [-]
it's up there with YYH

spoilers in the titles
User avatar
#1216904 - thechosentroll (12 hours ago) [-]
Haven't watched it, but I assume it's kind of like Dragon Nut Z.

Narrator: Will Goku manage to beat Frieza? Find out in the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z!

Next episode: Frieza gets his shit pushed in
User avatar
#1216905 - zombifier (12 hours ago) [-]
more or less yeah
User avatar
#1216901 - thechosentroll (12 hours ago) [-]
Kubo*
#39 - I wish, did 6 years and still made less than minimum wage 13 hours ago on Who else? 0
#37 - 5 days a week 5:30 am - 10 pm normally Mari…  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on Who else? 0
User avatar
#38 - Greevon (13 hours ago) [-]
That makes more sense. I was imagining some office worker taking in high pay while tucked away in a corner, hidden, playing games.
User avatar
#39 - zombifier (13 hours ago) [-]
I wish, did 6 years and still made less than minimum wage
#31 - I used to work around 80 hours a week, most of which would be …  [+] (4 new replies) 14 hours ago on Who else? +6
User avatar
#35 - Greevon (13 hours ago) [-]
Doing what job? My job is pretty chill, but not THAT chill. And 80 hours a week is ridiculous. Assuming you work weekends, that's still like 12 hours a day.
User avatar
#37 - zombifier (13 hours ago) [-]
5 days a week

5:30 am - 10 pm normally

Marine grunt. When I came back from my first deployment, all the hazing bullshit started coming down. So when we got our new boots, we weren't allowed to train them for combat. So we played video games all damn day. Would have gotten off much earlier in the day but our CO doesn't like to go home. He ended up getting relieved after a few months.
User avatar
#38 - Greevon (13 hours ago) [-]
That makes more sense. I was imagining some office worker taking in high pay while tucked away in a corner, hidden, playing games.
User avatar
#39 - zombifier (13 hours ago) [-]
I wish, did 6 years and still made less than minimum wage
#68 - ********, every single Marc with a C I've met was gay … 14 hours ago on Progressive Partners +3
#31 - I dont get how muslims are against gays when they are the most…  [+] (11 new replies) 15 hours ago on Gutlaglols Mofraggav +11
User avatar
#37 - platinumaltaria (15 hours ago) [-]
"How can we defeat islam?"
*mumbling discussion*
"Air strikes?"
"No, too expensive"
"Guys I've got this; let's call them all gay"
#85 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
Why are you acting like it's some kinda conspiracy? The facts are all there.
User avatar
#87 - platinumaltaria (9 hours ago) [-]
You know there was this muslim guy in our neighbourhood that we always thought was stealing road signs. He always denied it, but one time he got caught doing it. They went to his house and sure enough all the signs were there.
#90 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
"I know if I just pretend it isn't happening it isn't!"

Sorry plat, this isn't gender, you don't get to play the "my imagined reality" card.
#92 - platinumaltaria (9 hours ago) [-]
This is a fucking joke.
User avatar
#34 - yibdiy (15 hours ago) [-]
kinda like "christians" are against gays
they dont know shit about their own religion (or anything really) and go with someone's hearsay about how it works - usually kids are taught that by parents who didnt know any better who were taught by parents who didnt know any better etc etc or even imams misinterpreting shit - whether knowingly or unknowingly (not sure which one's worse tbh),

most will never think of looking shit up or questioning it (even though that's actually explicitly encouraged in quran) because that thought was never taught to them and something they dont know exists cant suddenly appear in their mind out of nowhere

+ they never went through some equivalent of european renaissance humanism

then again this (sans the last part ofc) is pretty much (with slight alterations) applicable to any other group of people and I'm pretty sure there's plenty of shit I do like that too (meaning not thinking about what, how and why I do it)

tl;dr people are fuck stupid
#83 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
"People are stupid which is why this one group of people does this differently than any other group of people"

Great reasoning and points you've opened my eyes lmao.
User avatar
#84 - yibdiy (9 hours ago) [-]
good job not getting it
#86 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
There's nothing to get. You've made a completely ambiguous and open statement.
User avatar
#89 - yibdiy (9 hours ago) [-]
shit isn't black and white and there aren't definitive multipurpose answers
#1216890 - Bleach looks ike it's going to end with the bad guys winning, …  [+] (8 new replies) 16 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1216943 - guitarassassin (1 hour ago) [-]
Bleach is finally coming to an end? I thought it was a little cold today at work.
User avatar
#1216896 - thechosentroll (12 hours ago) [-]
It's Bleach. They always have an asspull or two or seventeen ready to go.
User avatar
#1216897 - zombifier (12 hours ago) [-]
well the last 2 chapters is called The End and The End 2
User avatar
#1216899 - thechosentroll (12 hours ago) [-]
Kube as creative as always when it comes to his names.
User avatar
#1216903 - zombifier (12 hours ago) [-]
it's up there with YYH

spoilers in the titles
User avatar
#1216904 - thechosentroll (12 hours ago) [-]
Haven't watched it, but I assume it's kind of like Dragon Nut Z.

Narrator: Will Goku manage to beat Frieza? Find out in the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z!

Next episode: Frieza gets his shit pushed in
User avatar
#1216905 - zombifier (12 hours ago) [-]
more or less yeah
User avatar
#1216901 - thechosentroll (12 hours ago) [-]
Kubo*