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zombifier

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/06/2011
Location:Virginia
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#660
Comment Ranking:#758
Highest Content Rank:#647
Highest Comment Rank:#695
Content Thumbs: 5423 total,  6135 ,  712
Comment Thumbs: 9430 total,  12624 ,  3194
Content Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 144 Content: Faptastic → Level 145 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 58% (58/100)
Level 274 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 275 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:1
Content Views:321117
Times Content Favorited:776 times
Total Comments Made:4738
FJ Points:11713
Favorite Tags: better than your (2) | Puppy (2)

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    Uploaded: 07/20/13
    So I was at work the other day... So I was at work the other day...
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    Uploaded: 07/29/13
    Hi Hi
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    Uploaded: 11/07/12
    A woman's place A woman's place
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    Uploaded: 02/16/16
    #rekt #rekt
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    Uploaded: 04/26/16
    Fonandarge Arragitugn Fonandarge Arragitugn
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    Uploaded: 10/28/11
    Bored on facebook Bored on facebook
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    Uploaded: 07/12/16
    Chop Suey Chop Suey
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    Uploaded: 11/17/15
    My Puppy is Silly (1) My Puppy is Silly (1)
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    Uploaded: 11/18/15
    My Puppy is Silly (2) My Puppy is Silly (2)
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    Uploaded: 02/25/16
    Jolly Dive Bar Jolly Dive Bar
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    Uploaded: 11/20/15
    Fuckin' birds Fuckin' birds
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    Uploaded: 02/03/16
    My puppy is silly (3) My puppy is silly (3)
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    Uploaded: 09/01/15
    BATMETAL Returns! BATMETAL Returns!
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    Uploaded: 05/08/16
    One Punch Souls One Punch Souls
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    Uploaded: 08/09/14
    Sandstorm Metal Sandstorm Metal
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    Uploaded: 01/31/16
    It's here! It's here!
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    Uploaded: 03/16/12
    God of beat boxing? God of beat boxing?
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    Uploaded: 06/14/16
    Old Kratos Old Kratos

latest user's comments

#104 - 7>10>>>>>>>>>> #8 4 hours ago on WE'RE FREE! +6
#43 - key word being breathable, which hoodies are not  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on Rubbed him the Wrong Way 0
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#45 - testaburger (6 hours ago) [-]
I wore a hoodie in Barcelona during the summer
It worked pretty well
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#44 - dndxplain (6 hours ago) [-]
some hoodies are. it's entirely dependant on the material
#30 - flat tax of $2 per sale 8 hours ago on Pokestop 0
#137 - you forgot itsjustbaitbro 20 hours ago on Milo Defends Himself on CNN +1
#277 - I wouldn't even recommend to eat a few MRE ***** ain't fun…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Army rations per country 0
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#286 - xXMAQXx (13 hours ago) [-]
i love the titanic
#212 - your first few will taste pretty decent because it's something…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2016 on Army rations per country 0
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#214 - xXMAQXx (07/30/2016) [-]
so eat a few then stop then feed it to your family. got it thanks
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#277 - zombifier (20 hours ago) [-]
I wouldn't even recommend to eat a few
MRE shits ain't fun, feels like you're trying to push out the titanic
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#286 - xXMAQXx (13 hours ago) [-]
i love the titanic
#211 - pro tip: if you're feeling any kind of blockage from an MRE, g… 07/30/2016 on Army rations per country 0
#84 - she stopped fighting as soon as he laid that kiss on her though 07/29/2016 on Bond 0
#50 - i am really starting to get angry with the kiss sites … 07/29/2016 on Dat Intro Tho +1
#84 - at least you got a job out of it 07/29/2016 on Tavergorn Alagocr Memp +4