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zombiestookmybike

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Interests: Porn
Date Signed Up:4/03/2012
Last Login:5/06/2015
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Favorite Tags: cat (2) | funny (2)
Part time nerd, full time awesome.

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latest user's comments

#45 - Only pic I have on my new phone Bam  [+] (2 new replies) 15 hours ago on Everyone is blind! Big... 0
#51 - Common Pepe (15 hours ago) [-]
I doubt that's the only picture you have. I'm sure you just wanted some attention.
User avatar #47 - posttwo (15 hours ago) [-]
she kinda looks like you
#20 - No we never met him. So no jedi powers 20 hours ago on Good thing the kid wasn't... 0
#11 - Her name is Bernadette Sexton, she worked at a school in Worth…  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Good thing the kid wasn't... 0
User avatar #14 - notorc (22 hours ago) [-]
i guess its good enough
#7 - Liam Neeson's step (or half, not sure) sister worked at my sch…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Good thing the kid wasn't... +10
User avatar #19 - anotherhaloguy (21 hours ago) [-]
You were taught by a Neeson? How many Jedi powers did you learn?
User avatar #20 - zombiestookmybike (20 hours ago) [-]
No we never met him. So no jedi powers
User avatar #10 - notorc (23 hours ago) [-]
oi
i demand proof you fuck
User avatar #11 - zombiestookmybike (23 hours ago) [-]
Her name is Bernadette Sexton, she worked at a school in Worthing, West Sussex. Though I'm not sure how I'm going to prove it.
User avatar #14 - notorc (22 hours ago) [-]
i guess its good enough
#215 - Loving the romance <3  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on tinder +1
#216 - tarabostes (05/04/2015) [-]
You'd be lovin' that bike too if zombies would have not stolen it....

























don't worry babe i'll get it back!
#213 - Might take a little more homes  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2015 on tinder +1
#214 - tarabostes (05/04/2015) [-]
I'd pop a cap in my own ass 4 u shugga!
#215 - zombiestookmybike (05/04/2015) [-]
Loving the romance <3
#216 - tarabostes (05/04/2015) [-]
You'd be lovin' that bike too if zombies would have not stolen it....

























don't worry babe i'll get it back!
#202 - Amazing  [+] (5 new replies) 05/04/2015 on tinder +1
#212 - tarabostes (05/04/2015) [-]
Amazing enough for nudes?
User avatar #213 - zombiestookmybike (05/04/2015) [-]
Might take a little more homes
#214 - tarabostes (05/04/2015) [-]
I'd pop a cap in my own ass 4 u shugga!
#215 - zombiestookmybike (05/04/2015) [-]
Loving the romance <3
#216 - tarabostes (05/04/2015) [-]
You'd be lovin' that bike too if zombies would have not stolen it....

























don't worry babe i'll get it back!
#12 - This is unbelievably cute 05/04/2015 on Little fluffs +4
#26 - This man is an absolute legend  [+] (7 new replies) 05/03/2015 on tinder +18
#184 - tarabostes (05/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #202 - zombiestookmybike (05/04/2015) [-]
Amazing
#212 - tarabostes (05/04/2015) [-]
Amazing enough for nudes?
User avatar #213 - zombiestookmybike (05/04/2015) [-]
Might take a little more homes
#214 - tarabostes (05/04/2015) [-]
I'd pop a cap in my own ass 4 u shugga!
#215 - zombiestookmybike (05/04/2015) [-]
Loving the romance <3
#216 - tarabostes (05/04/2015) [-]
You'd be lovin' that bike too if zombies would have not stolen it....

























don't worry babe i'll get it back!
#25 - This was beautifully put 05/03/2015 on People +2

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User avatar #469 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (05/02/2015) [-]
Your dress still garbage gurl
User avatar #467 - ffffyou (04/16/2015) [-]
nice interests
User avatar #466 - dancininseptember (03/22/2015) [-]
hi you're pretty
#455 - techjoker (03/22/2015) [-]
God ******* damnit your background is annoying as **** I keep trying to unselect it.
User avatar #456 to #455 - zombiestookmybike (03/22/2015) [-]
Why are you on my profile then haha
User avatar #457 to #456 - techjoker (03/22/2015) [-]
I wasn't anymore but the notification brought me back
User avatar #458 to #457 - zombiestookmybike (03/22/2015) [-]
I'm very sorry - why were you in the first place?
User avatar #459 to #458 - techjoker (03/22/2015) [-]
Aaargh you did it again!
I just saw a cute girl pic and wanted to see it closer, m'lady <3
User avatar #460 to #459 - zombiestookmybike (03/22/2015) [-]
Very charming, I see you have "porn" as one of your interests on your profile.. Prepare to catch me as I swoon all over the place
User avatar #461 to #460 - techjoker (03/22/2015) [-]
Well pfft, who doesn't like porn.
User avatar #462 to #461 - zombiestookmybike (03/22/2015) [-]
That's true. I've changed my profile, I was meaning to do it I just never got round to it
User avatar #463 to #462 - techjoker (03/22/2015) [-]
Too bad, I liked the background and how it ****** with me.
Whelp I hope you don't mind if I steal the idea for mine.
User avatar #464 to #463 - zombiestookmybike (03/22/2015) [-]
That is absolutely fine, maybe I'll add porn to my interests
User avatar #465 to #464 - techjoker (03/22/2015) [-]
Sounds like a deal.
User avatar #451 - captainwow (03/17/2015) [-]
I'm goin' to the shop, I need some liquor recommendations, brah
User avatar #452 to #451 - zombiestookmybike (03/17/2015) [-]
Amaretto! Great mixed with coke
#446 - captainwow (03/16/2015) [-]
Are you ready for letdown? I certainly hope so.
#449 to #448 - captainwow (03/16/2015) [-]
Oh damn, that fits pretty well. Glad you like it brah, it was fun to draw. Plus I actually like how your lil stick guy turned out, so I'll probably use something similar to it when I gotta draw female characters from time to time. So thank YOU for THAT.
User avatar #450 to #449 - zombiestookmybike (03/16/2015) [-]
I'm happy to be Ally, the strong female character. I've never been a character in anything haha. thanks
User avatar #447 to #446 - zombiestookmybike (03/16/2015) [-]
Oh my god this has made my day :') thank you so much haha
#436 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #437 to #436 - zombiestookmybike (08/21/2014) [-]
this is glorious.. but why?
#438 to #437 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
I decided to share some of my turtle pictures/gifs with you.
I decided to share some of my turtle pictures/gifs with you.
User avatar #439 to #438 - zombiestookmybike (08/23/2014) [-]
hahaha oh wow keep them coming this is completely okay
User avatar #441 to #440 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2014) [-]
i love this
User avatar #443 to #442 - zombiestookmybike (09/16/2014) [-]
I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT THIS IS AMAZING
#444 to #443 - tridaak (09/16/2014) [-]
Turtles
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User avatar #435 - ied (07/04/2014) [-]
o
#433 - thedandude (03/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #427 - minecraftlamer (01/28/2014) [-]
nice avatar
User avatar #429 to #428 - minecraftlamer (01/28/2014) [-]
profile picture
User avatar #430 to #429 - zombiestookmybike (01/29/2014) [-]
oh,thank you
User avatar #426 - amuserwholikesmuse (12/10/2013) [-]
i ate a peanut this saturday,u can answer me in 5 months to make things even
User avatar #434 to #426 - zombiestookmybike (04/22/2014) [-]
6 months to reply, just cause.

that is very interesting
User avatar #422 - kingxddd (12/06/2013) [-]
lol whats with the avatar hahahahhaahafrew3t
User avatar #425 to #424 - kingxddd (12/07/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #420 - yokii (11/07/2013) [-]
I just wanted to say that I think your very pretty. That is all.
User avatar #421 to #420 - zombiestookmybike (11/10/2013) [-]
thank you
(:
#416 - rakuraimasuta (10/22/2013) [-]
Windows phone master race!!!!
Windows phone master race!!!!
User avatar #415 - minecraftlamer (10/03/2013) [-]
u still dont want to call me daddy?
User avatar #398 - aulubear ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
You seem to have a thing for zombies. I'm here to crush your dreams.
User avatar #399 to #398 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
i do, yes. why would you do that
User avatar #400 to #399 - aulubear ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Because you need to bear these burdens.

I'm going to embearass you.
User avatar #401 to #400 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
i don't think i can handle all the puns
User avatar #402 to #401 - aulubear ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
You have

Even if it's unbearable


But really. Zombies are last year for me.
User avatar #403 to #402 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
zombies are every year for me
User avatar #404 to #403 - aulubear ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Better hope that apocalypse happens soon then. Cuz I don't think anyone could pull off a convincing enough zombie apocalypse for your fetishes, huh?
User avatar #405 to #404 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
this is a weird conversation
User avatar #406 to #405 - aulubear ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Of course it is. You're talking to a bear.
User avatar #407 to #406 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
what have i been smoking
User avatar #408 to #407 - aulubear ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Obviously not carrots.

I'm eating those.
User avatar #409 to #396 - spritedrake (09/15/2013) [-]
I don't play them either cx
User avatar #410 to #409 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
you just replied to your own comment and not mine.

why did you put this on my profile then? :p
User avatar #411 to #410 - spritedrake (09/16/2013) [-]
Haha, sorry, and I don't know. I be bored.
User avatar #412 to #411 - zombiestookmybike (09/16/2013) [-]
well i'm about to do something awesome

bear with me
User avatar #413 to #412 - spritedrake (09/16/2013) [-]
What?:p
User avatar #414 to #413 - zombiestookmybike (09/16/2013) [-]
you'll see hang on!
User avatar #397 to #396 - zombiestookmybike (09/15/2013) [-]
this is a meme i don't really understand as i don't play action RPGs.

sorry
#391 - snakefire (09/14/2013) [-]
Howdy.
User avatar #393 to #392 - snakefire (09/14/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #394 to #393 - zombiestookmybike (09/14/2013) [-]
Good, and you?
User avatar #395 to #394 - snakefire (09/14/2013) [-]
I'm fine, just sitting here with my dog. Maybe about to play skullgirls.
#389 - thedandude (08/30/2013) [-]
i found this... looks awfully suspicious...
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