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zombiestookmybike

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Today I bought condoms and alcohol and only realised how bad it looked when I left the shop. Be jealous of my life.comment
Personal Info
Gender: female
Age: 21
Steam Profile: missally3
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Borderlands, Portal, Mirror's Edge, Tomb Raider, Supreme Commander, Outlast, Don't Starve, Crysis
X-box Gamertag: Z0MBiESAteMyCat
Interests: Porn
Date Signed Up:4/03/2012
Last Login:7/06/2015
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Subscribers:55
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Total Comments Made:3727
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Favorite Tags: cat (2) | funny (2)
Part time nerd, full time awesome.

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    Game of Thrones Game of Thrones

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    oooh something shiny oooh something shiny
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    mine mine
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    DON'T TOUCH THE LAVA DON'T TOUCH THE LAVA
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    mine! mine!
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    fucking toast fucking toast
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    how i look in clubs how i look in clubs
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latest user's comments

#526 - **zombiestookmybike used "*roll picture*"** **zombiestookmy… 21 minutes ago on Try out new ROLL BUTTON 0
#742 - Thanks, £60 of my student loan well spent (the painting, not … 47 minutes ago on International Selfie Day 0
#741 - I'm wearing shorts, you can only see the pockets 47 minutes ago on International Selfie Day 0
#711 - Thanks  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on International Selfie Day 0
#714 - repostforlife (2 hours ago) [-]
you're welcome, they're really nice
#593 - My parents house yo 4 hours ago on International Selfie Day 0
#438 - Surrey  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on International Selfie Day 0
#449 - tksparty (5 hours ago) [-]
not even close, now I just look beta
#378 - That sounds proper lovely m8 then we can go for a beef Welling… 5 hours ago on International Selfie Day +1
#609 - Thank you ohh I already saw that vid haha  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on zombiestookmybike's profile 0
User avatar #610 - venomousvalentine (5 hours ago) [-]
oh my bad >.<
#607 - I do but I have no idea what my Skype name is and don't really use it  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on zombiestookmybike's profile 0
User avatar #608 - venomousvalentine (5 hours ago) [-]
Oh I see.
seriously though you're so cute and your hair is really pretty.
This is me. /International+selfie+day/text/5605015/202#202
User avatar #609 - zombiestookmybike (5 hours ago) [-]
Thank you ohh I already saw that vid haha
User avatar #610 - venomousvalentine (5 hours ago) [-]
oh my bad >.<
#343 - We just had 8 bongs guvnor  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on International Selfie Day +1
#354 - trolljunkusa (5 hours ago) [-]
OI CARE FOR A SPOT OF TEA M8 AND THEN WE'LL HIT THE CHUNKY CLUNKY FACILITY AND DO SOME DUMBBELLINGTON BANGERS AND REAR HOISTED UPSIEDOWNS
#378 - zombiestookmybike (5 hours ago) [-]
That sounds proper lovely m8 then we can go for a beef Wellington up the upsy stairsy

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#611 - Elk (4 hours ago) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I really wish you would quit ignoring me. If you're not going to respond normally, you might as well delete me. There's not really a point of keeping me added otherwise.
#597 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Hihi
User avatar #598 to #597 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Heyhey
User avatar #599 to #598 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #600 to #599 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Bored, debating whether to crack open the alcohol but then I can't escape the house and drive away if I feel like it. Tough choices. How are you?
User avatar #601 to #600 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Im okay. I'm still only 18 so no drinking.
Im kinda bored myself though.
User avatar #602 to #601 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Well I'm 21 but I've been able to drink for 3 years in old Blighty
User avatar #603 to #602 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
In where?
User avatar #604 to #603 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
England haha
User avatar #606 to #604 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
hey do you have skype?
User avatar #607 to #606 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
I do but I have no idea what my Skype name is and don't really use it
User avatar #608 to #607 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Oh I see.
seriously though you're so cute and your hair is really pretty.
This is me. /International+selfie+day/text/5605015/202#202
User avatar #609 to #608 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Thank you ohh I already saw that vid haha
User avatar #610 to #609 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
oh my bad >.<
User avatar #605 to #604 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Oh I just never heard that term.
#572 - valarofcookies ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
Successfully cropped the friend out. Enjoy.
User avatar #573 to #572 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
Is that an ear piercing I see
User avatar #574 to #573 - valarofcookies ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
Yes, and I will burn in hell for it, I know. The picture is also almost 2 years old, so deal with it.
User avatar #576 to #574 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
Why would you burn in hell because of an ear piercing do you guys have different rules in America
User avatar #578 to #576 - valarofcookies ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
haha hahhaha hhHAHhahhHhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA no we don't. We're all gonna burn. Heck, I'm a lefty! I'm a sinner by default.
User avatar #581 to #578 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
I think it's all the premarital sex that's gonna be my downfall
User avatar #582 to #581 - valarofcookies ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
Well at this point its a go big or go home attitude I'd say.
Drugs
Sex
Rock
Roll
Going to Nickelodeon.com without a parent's permission
User avatar #583 to #582 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
I do absolutely all of those things
User avatar #584 to #583 - valarofcookies ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
Psh. Yeah, like me too. Cuz I'm cool. Like rough and tough and stuff. I rolled down a hill once. I'm counting it.
User avatar #585 to #584 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
I can't find my makeup wipes I'm gonna look like a panda tomorrow. But like a reverse panda
User avatar #586 to #585 - valarofcookies ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
Raccoon. The word you're looking for is raccoon.
User avatar #587 to #586 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
Thank you I knew I was getting stuck somewhere
#588 to #587 - valarofcookies ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
You know the best jumpstart to getting unstuck?
User avatar #589 to #588 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
No
User avatar #590 to #589 - valarofcookies ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
More sinning. I think the answer is sleep.
User avatar #591 to #590 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
I will sin tomorrow I'm tired
User avatar #592 to #591 - valarofcookies ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
Will you stay up past your bedtime again? Or cross the street without looking both ways?
User avatar #593 to #592 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
I'm sure I can do much worse than that
User avatar #594 to #593 - valarofcookies ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
Like murder a cat?
User avatar #595 to #594 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
Never
#596 to #595 - valarofcookies ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
He'd murder you. It's your job to murder him back first!
User avatar #575 to #574 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
I will deal with it while I sleep
User avatar #577 to #575 - valarofcookies ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
Don't leave your foot off the bed or out of the blankets. I lost a brother that way.
User avatar #579 to #577 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
You think I'd do that are you mad?? I know I'm a little bit of a rebel but that's way too far man
User avatar #580 to #579 - valarofcookies ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
I did it once just to tempt fate. I heard some rustling and legit screamed. I was 20 at the time.
User avatar #570 - themabymaby ONLINE (07/02/2015) [-]
I feel bad for you with all the tits asking/people trying to get with you you've gotta get both here and elsewhere on a daily basis, seriously. BTW nice game collection
User avatar #571 to #570 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (07/02/2015) [-]
Haha its okay I don't mind (though the influx of notifications stresses me out). Thanks, I play a ton of stuff but my favourites are listed on here
#546 - tarabostes (06/29/2015) [-]
Who's that hot piece of ass in your profile pic?
User avatar #547 to #546 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
I think it might be me
#548 to #547 - tarabostes (06/29/2015) [-]
B-BAH GAWD!!!!
You don't take pics... ummmm.... lower?
#553 to #548 - John Cena (06/29/2015) [-]
Just please please die
User avatar #555 to #553 - tarabostes (06/29/2015) [-]
you'rearascal.gif
User avatar #559 to #555 - womanexplain (06/29/2015) [-]
No srsly
#560 to #559 - tarabostes (06/29/2015) [-]

w-well i never saw dem sexy feet of yours Emily , ****** get thirsty ... you know what i'm sayin'?
User avatar #561 to #560 - womanexplain (06/29/2015) [-]
I don't want some pervert looking at me
#562 to #561 - tarabostes (06/29/2015) [-]
Baby i'm not just any pervert....

I'M THE SUPER PERVERT!!!!
User avatar #563 to #562 - womanexplain (06/30/2015) [-]
do not use a ref from my fav show u slut
#564 to #563 - tarabostes (06/30/2015) [-]
MY PAIN IS FAR GREATER THAN YOURS
MY PAIN IS FAR GREATER THAN YOURS
User avatar #565 to #564 - womanexplain (06/30/2015) [-]
pls dnt the animation from that arch hurts me
#566 to #565 - tarabostes (06/30/2015) [-]
&quot;SPEED UP TAILS , HOW ELSE ARE WE GONNA COLLECT THOSE CHAOS EMERALDS BEFORE EGGMAN??&quot;
"SPEED UP TAILS , HOW ELSE ARE WE GONNA COLLECT THOSE CHAOS EMERALDS BEFORE EGGMAN??"
User avatar #567 to #566 - womanexplain (06/30/2015) [-]
stfu no
User avatar #554 to #553 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
I handled it
#569 to #554 - tarabostes (06/30/2015) [-]
Handle me dem tiddies too while you're at it
#550 to #548 - tarabostes (06/29/2015) [-]
Yay!
you're the best bike zombie!
User avatar #551 to #550 - tarabostes (06/29/2015) [-]
zombiestookmybike
#552 to #551 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
You're welcome
#556 to #552 - tarabostes (06/29/2015) [-]
mmmmmmmm dem legs tho ♥O♥
also who the hell wears pants in their own house?
User avatar #557 to #556 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
I'm going out for a drive
#558 to #557 - tarabostes (06/29/2015) [-]
Alright but NO DRINKING young lady!
Alright but NO DRINKING young lady!
User avatar #549 to #548 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
Yeah I think I can manage that hold on
#545 - John Cena (06/28/2015) [-]
Post selfies in **** .

KThxBai. <3
User avatar #537 - BrayBoy (06/27/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1RrwMpHqfI9
I guess I win so
User avatar #539 to #537 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/27/2015) [-]
You legit broke my phone it froze I had to restart it
User avatar #541 to #539 - BrayBoy (06/27/2015) [-]
Grand, now you can go ahead and make one saying you're sorry for trying take my throne. As well as how I'm the rightful king
User avatar #543 to #542 - BrayBoy (06/27/2015) [-]
Would you look at that, English aswell.
Oh how the tables have turned
User avatar #544 to #543 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/27/2015) [-]
what's wrong with English?
User avatar #538 to #537 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/27/2015) [-]
Oh my, you win everything
User avatar #540 to #538 - BrayBoy (06/27/2015) [-]
mhmm
User avatar #534 - BrayBoy (06/27/2015) [-]
Ok, start **** and have no comeback, I see how it is
I are victorious and remain king of cool and hats alike
User avatar #535 to #534 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/27/2015) [-]
Watch it boy I just schooled you, took a while cause I gotta get the perfect camera angle to show off my amazing hat
User avatar #536 to #535 - BrayBoy (06/27/2015) [-]
I used my phone to get enough light to show off my new hat,
Get rekt/10
#529 to #528 - tarabostes (06/27/2015) [-]
I NEED BIGGER
#531 to #530 - tarabostes (06/27/2015) [-]
WHY AREN'T THEY ALL WHITE ??
#533 to #532 - tarabostes (06/27/2015) [-]
ARE THOSE BLACK NIPPLES?
EWWWW WTF WOULD YOU GIVE ME A GENETIC ACCIDENT ??
You can play with 'em now baby
#506 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Do you know mcburd?
User avatar #507 to #506 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
No..
#508 to #507 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Bummer.
Bummer.
User avatar #509 to #508 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Random
#510 to #509 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
is this gonna be a contest for fastest reply?
User avatar #511 to #510 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Maybe
User avatar #512 to #511 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
i won
User avatar #513 to #512 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
**** son you quick
User avatar #514 to #513 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
i won
User avatar #515 to #514 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
I'm on a phone
User avatar #516 to #515 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
biesh
User avatar #517 to #516 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Who are you
User avatar #518 to #517 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
pc master ricer
User avatar #519 to #518 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Okay
#520 to #519 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
so... who are YOU?
User avatar #521 to #520 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
i am Ally
#522 to #521 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/27/2015) [-]
Hi ally
i see that you like muse
User avatar #523 to #522 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/27/2015) [-]
I do
User avatar #524 to #523 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/27/2015) [-]
what is best album?
User avatar #525 to #524 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/27/2015) [-]
I think I'm gonna go against popular opinion and not say Absolution. I think Origins always has a special place in my heart as it's the first album of theirs I listened to and owned, but The Resistance has to be my favourite. You?
#526 to #525 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (06/27/2015) [-]
La Resistánce!
high five for badly edited image
User avatar #488 - Elk (06/25/2015) [-]
wtf there are like zero nudes on this profile
User avatar #489 to #488 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
If that's all you're here for you'll be unfriended in a heartbeat. Still can't get over being compared to Jimmy Neutron
User avatar #491 to #489 - Elk (06/25/2015) [-]
Okay then.
User avatar #492 to #491 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
I thought you were different
User avatar #493 to #492 - Elk (06/25/2015) [-]
?
User avatar #494 to #493 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
I don't know what that smiley was. And I'm a little high
#495 to #494 - Elk (06/25/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** lol 420 le weed is kwl xDDDD

Absolute cringe.
User avatar #496 to #495 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
I haven't been smoking weed it's just a combination of alcohol and meds and 36 hours of no sleep
#497 to #496 - Elk (06/25/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** lol le alcohol is kwl xDDDDD

Still cringe.
User avatar #498 to #497 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
i'm like 21 if i wanna have a few drinks to cheer myself up i will
#499 to #498 - Elk (06/25/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*Roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image**
>cheer up
>depressants

Pick one.
User avatar #500 to #499 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
it relaxes me and makes me feel a little better (temporarily), im well aware of what its doing to my brain thanks
#501 to #500 - Elk (06/25/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** And I thought you were different.
User avatar #502 to #501 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
**** off not in the mood for this
#503 to #502 - Elk (06/25/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** You just did it to me. If alcohol seriously makes you angry, it's time to put down the bottle, my friend.
User avatar #505 to #503 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
i dont need judgement ive got plenty of that i just wanted someone okay to talk to
User avatar #504 to #503 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
i did it to you because you were nice then suddenly making jokes about ******* nudes and im done with men treating me like **** . i just want to talk to someone whos nice
User avatar #484 - tarabostes (06/07/2015) [-]
**tarabostes tells you to go kill yourself**
User avatar #485 to #484 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
Nice
User avatar #487 to #485 - tarabostes (06/10/2015) [-]
**tarabostes is shocked**
User avatar #486 to #485 - tarabostes (06/07/2015) [-]
*tarabostes thanks you and reminds you to go kill yourself*
#482 - tarabostes (05/29/2015) [-]
You want that bike back baby?
User avatar #480 - bonerjam (05/19/2015) [-]
im into porn too **** yeah imma creep son so you finna smash or wot
#479 - tridaak (05/17/2015) [-]
**tridaak used "*roll picture*"**
**tridaak rolled image** Hey there, how's it going?
#473 - tarnis ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#475 to #474 - tarnis ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
Im out of frozen.
Im out of frozen.
#470 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
How 'bout we explore those interests? Huh??
How 'bout we explore those interests? Huh??
User avatar #471 to #470 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
I changed my interests to that in exchange for making a friend change his too :') sorry to disappoint
#472 to #471 - tarabostes (05/07/2015) [-]
wait............ you wot?
User avatar #469 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (05/02/2015) [-]
Your dress still garbage gurl
User avatar #467 - ffffyou (04/16/2015) [-]
nice interests
User avatar #468 to #467 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
thanks
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