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User avatar #61 - konradkurze (09/20/2014) [-]
drinking out of a skull....
thats METAL
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#393 - Im not blaming actual victims of rape, im merely pointing out … 08/30/2014 on Effect of Feminism 147 0
#392 - Did you realise at the end of my statement I added "and t… 08/30/2014 on Effect of Feminism 147 0
#119 - you know what would fix date rape spiked drinks... if girls bo…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Effect of Feminism 147 +23
#206 - captainp (08/29/2014) [-]
You can drug the drink at any moment the person is not looking or when the person is going to the toilet. It's not something that can be resolved by making women buying their own alcohol. I love buying drinks for women. It's always a privilege.
User avatar #392 - zombiemanic (08/30/2014) [-]
Did you realise at the end of my statement I added "and took the drinks with them and didn't let them down"
a) Take the drink to the bathroom with you,
b) drink the lot before you go and then put it down
c) have it in your hand at all times.
I don't see why you would be putting your drink down at all at a 'club' at a pub/rsl etc.. I get it, but at the same time you would be having a meal too... you know.
User avatar #175 - andygirl (08/29/2014) [-]
solution to date rape spiked drinks: people not spiking them in the first place....
instead of looking to see what the victim did to "provoke" the attack or didn't do to prevent it, why don't we focus on teaching people not to rape?
as a guest lecturer from my school's campus assault resources and education center put it:
"how do you prevent rape?:
1- stop raping people
2- stop raping people
3- stop raping people
4- stop raping people...."
yes, I am against victim blaming... I shall take my red thumbs now
User avatar #393 - zombiemanic (08/30/2014) [-]
Im not blaming actual victims of rape, im merely pointing out those girls that claim they have been raped when in reality they can't control themselves when intoxicated/or even sober and they want a free ride through life.. If it's a legitimate case of rape where the male/female has forcefully conducted sexual intercourse on another then I feel bad for them and have sympathy.
User avatar #369 - infernis (08/29/2014) [-]
Because you can't teach people not to rape. No one actually thinks rape is an okay thing to do or that it's socially acceptable. Rapists don't care and do it either way.

Did you even watch the whole video?
#299 - anonexplains (08/29/2014) [-]
The world's full of assholes, as it has always been, and if it's been millennia already, it's not changing anytime soon. It's not that simple to just do away with the wrong element and be done with it. Locks on our doors, passwords, encryption, pin numbers, the list goes on; they all make it harder for them to do their thing... because they can't be abolished.

It's not blaming the victim, it's still blaming the one doing it, but is it wrong to suggest taking steps to prevent becoming a victim? I get it, alcohol and judgement aren't exactly besties, but that just raises the question why you would willingly and knowingly impede yours in such an unsafe environment?
User avatar #139 - justlyunfair (08/29/2014) [-]
While I completely agree with you on this topic, that girls, or anybody for that matter should only drink items they personally poured or received from the bar themselves. There are still cases of date rape drugs being introduced to them, because all someone needs to spike a drink is a two second glance away from the drink. But it does come down to knowing your surroundings and being aware of whats going on around you, possibly even going as far as assuming that nobody can be trusted except yourself, close friends, and the man/woman standing behind the bar.
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User avatar #21 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
for the love of god stop with the feminazi shit
it's stale. old. unfunny.
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