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Date Signed Up:6/15/2011
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Content Ranking:#1541
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Highest Content Rank:#1545
Highest Comment Rank:#3926
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#34 - <3 12 hours ago on o3o 0
#109 - s-sauce me up daddy 12 hours ago on My Dark Souls Comp +1
#1037 - Dubs and abortion? best day. 05/27/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#1036 - **zombielovez used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **zombielovez rolls 99**  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
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#1037 - zombielovez (05/27/2016) [-]
Dubs and abortion? best day.
#23 - I feel as if this is bannable 05/26/2016 on Canadian makes fun of... 0
#56 - are you actually just autistic? 05/26/2016 on POW spells out 'TORTURE' in... +2
#91 - isn't that what buzzfeed does? 05/24/2016 on Random shit on my phone 42 +1
#88 - coolio thanks for not being a cunt about it, most people here …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2016 on Random shit on my phone 42 +3
#90 - turkishfuck (05/24/2016) [-]
>make that their living
oh god could you imagine being a paid professional shitposter
ye no problem, dawg
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#91 - zombielovez (05/24/2016) [-]
isn't that what buzzfeed does?
#77 - so I was out of the loop when this started is that yelling fro…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2016 on Random shit on my phone 42 0
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#86 - turkishfuck (05/24/2016) [-]
you're right about the porn part, just not gay porn haha.
it's called loud nigra
#88 - zombielovez (05/24/2016) [-]
coolio thanks for not being a cunt about it, most people here kinda make that there living and it was nice to get a solid answer.
#90 - turkishfuck (05/24/2016) [-]
>make that their living
oh god could you imagine being a paid professional shitposter
ye no problem, dawg
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#91 - zombielovez (05/24/2016) [-]
isn't that what buzzfeed does?
#47 - fgt 05/19/2016 on Vouldons Pitloowsa Ughe +1
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#46 - zerosonaku ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
so you got skype or something? I jumped on just now.
#47 to #46 - zombielovez (08/30/2015) [-]
yeah my skypu is swaggrid1
I'm gonna finish a movie that i started and then get on, does 45 minutes seem reasonable?
#49 to #47 - zerosonaku ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
I've only put 5 hours into this game tho so I'm only HR 1 with alloy armor and the Iron striker.
#50 to #49 - zombielovez (08/30/2015) [-]
oooooooo so i get to **** around? sounds fun as hell!
#48 to #47 - zerosonaku ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
sounds good to me.
#39 - garymotherfingoak (06/23/2015) [-]
dat ass of yours tho~
#40 to #39 - zombielovez (06/23/2015) [-]
that was a while ago lol, well at least for me.
#45 to #40 - garymotherfingoak (06/23/2015) [-]
hot daum..
#41 to #40 - garymotherfingoak (06/23/2015) [-]
i bet it still looks great nowadays
#38 - RedHulk (05/20/2015) [-]
Nice pic
#14 - frankwest (11/15/2013) [-]
Is there any way to talk to you on a regular basis and see more of you?
#15 to #14 - zombielovez (11/17/2013) [-]
become a gypsy, that always seems to work -
#17 to #15 - frankwest (11/17/2013) [-]
What if I already am?
#18 to #17 - zombielovez (11/17/2013) [-]
then i would have to avoid your hands, gypsies are notorious for stealing stuff...
#19 to #18 - frankwest (11/17/2013) [-]
You got me.
#20 to #19 - zombielovez (11/17/2013) [-]
that's because i'm the best.
#21 to #20 - frankwest (11/17/2013) [-]
Best detective in the west?
#22 to #21 - zombielovez (11/17/2013) [-]
i don't like the west...
#23 to #22 - frankwest (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm certain you would have said that to any direction I said.
#24 to #23 - zombielovez (11/17/2013) [-]
nope, i love the north.
#25 to #24 - frankwest (11/17/2013) [-]
What rhymes with north?
#26 to #25 - zombielovez (11/17/2013) [-]
the name i gave my D
#27 to #26 - frankwest (11/17/2013) [-]
Gorth?
#28 to #27 - zombielovez (11/17/2013) [-]
well i guess i should never have kids cause i'm terrible at naming
#29 to #28 - frankwest (11/17/2013) [-]
BUT they would have a hot dad. So that's something.
#30 to #29 - zombielovez (11/17/2013) [-]
but with the name "asdf" a Dad can only be so hot...
#31 to #30 - frankwest (11/17/2013) [-]
Not to a deaf person.
#32 to #31 - zombielovez (11/17/2013) [-]
true, very true...
#33 to #32 - frankwest (11/17/2013) [-]
Show me yer butthole.
#36 to #33 - zombielovez (11/17/2013) [-]
no i definitely saw this coming, will do if i ever get an attractive butt hole!
#37 to #36 - frankwest
(11/17/2013) [-]
I think buttholes are supposed to be unattractive. But I love them all the same.
#34 to #33 - zombielovez (11/17/2013) [-]
and thus the conversation takes an expected turn of events.
#35 to #34 - frankwest
(11/17/2013) [-]
You didn't expect this?
#12 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/24/2013) [-]
What do you mean??
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#8 - foolycooly (08/21/2012) [-]
love you too!
#5 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/06/2012) [-]
So?? it't not thumbs mean anything I don't care they i get red ones.
#6 to #5 - zombielovez (08/06/2012) [-]
thought i'd let you know
thought i'd let you know
#7 to #6 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/06/2012) [-]
okay... well thanks I guess...
#4 - jokeface (07/17/2012) [-]
ran out of room on the thread so i'll continue here. the events of Moses happened around 1500 BC in or near Mesopotamia (i forget exactly where but it was in that general area) and Mesopotamia had written language since 3200 BC.
#3 - FrankReal (07/11/2012) [-]
lol no
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