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#173 - **zombieloan used "*roll picture*"** **zombieloan rolled i… 3 hours ago on Never-ending cringe comp... 0
#155 - is boondocks even really considered anime?  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Never-ending cringe comp... 0
User avatar #158 - vivjames (4 hours ago) [-]
Idk.
#153 - **zombieloan used "*roll picture*"** **zombieloan rolled i…  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on Never-ending cringe comp... 0
#154 - vivjames (4 hours ago) [-]
**vivjames used "*roll picture*"**
**vivjames rolled image**
User avatar #155 - zombieloan (4 hours ago) [-]
is boondocks even really considered anime?
User avatar #158 - vivjames (4 hours ago) [-]
Idk.
#149 - the girlfriends all had to be gotten and slept with within a week. 4 hours ago on Never-ending cringe comp... 0
#148 - **zombieloan used "*roll picture*"** **zombieloan rolled i…  [+] (5 new replies) 4 hours ago on Never-ending cringe comp... 0
#152 - vivjames (4 hours ago) [-]
**vivjames used "*roll picture*"**
**vivjames rolled image** LOL Sweet roll.
#153 - zombieloan (4 hours ago) [-]
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**zombieloan rolled image** youre is pretty fitting too
#154 - vivjames (4 hours ago) [-]
**vivjames used "*roll picture*"**
**vivjames rolled image**
User avatar #155 - zombieloan (4 hours ago) [-]
is boondocks even really considered anime?
User avatar #158 - vivjames (4 hours ago) [-]
Idk.
#127 - he also directly asked me about my interests in sex, which isn… 7 hours ago on Never-ending cringe comp... 0
#126 - i dont know what it is about some indian guys but a lot of the…  [+] (11 new replies) 7 hours ago on Never-ending cringe comp... +1
#159 - Monopolus (4 hours ago) [-]
>indians thinking you'll just accept the way things are and fuck them after 2 days.


Jesus fucking christ, this is worst than the comp.
#173 - zombieloan (3 hours ago) [-]
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**zombieloan rolled image** they also had a habit of believing that facebook friend=real life friends and that it qualifies to knowing and telling that person all about your life and personal secrets and shit, that best friends would tell you. the one guy tried really hard to get info on my (nonexistent) sex life, all my kinks, wether or not i was straight. personal shit. just nosy in general. they dont know the meaning of the word aquaintance.
User avatar #149 - zombieloan (4 hours ago) [-]
the girlfriends all had to be gotten and slept with within a week.
#144 - vivjames (5 hours ago) [-]
I had a pakistani guy do the same. I had a boyfriend back then, he tried to flirt with me saying really weird things, Then he talked about how Islam is great and how it treated women better than white people. Then he told me about really weird stories about some religious people who are found bleeding for very long time in a cemetery. Then one day he just flat out got angry at me for trying to avoid him and he called me a whore a slut and all kinds of names. All this time I had a boyfriend and I told him I had a boyfriend over and over so he's being a bit too invasive of personal spaces.

I got death threats and he even told me I should get stabbed by a Muslim guy and get raped. This was all before the whole ISIS thing so I didn't take it seriously. If I knew better I would have been more afraid.
#148 - zombieloan (4 hours ago) [-]
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i mean i know some cool american indian guys that know how to take no for an answer. but all the natural born indians ive met were a bunch of creepy weirdos. who thought american women were a game. im not generalising the race, just from experience. and all i know is they hate being referred to as dogs as an insult. like, i guess they think dogs are filthy, but this one dude hacked into my semi-cool indian friends account, and sent me unsolicited dick pics. and i told him to stop being a disgusting mongrel and to go bother someone else who was into pathetic weirdos and hes like "Hey i m r NOT fucking dog okee. pls don be of call me that."

#152 - vivjames (4 hours ago) [-]
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**vivjames rolled image** LOL Sweet roll.
#153 - zombieloan (4 hours ago) [-]
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**zombieloan rolled image** youre is pretty fitting too
#154 - vivjames (4 hours ago) [-]
**vivjames used "*roll picture*"**
**vivjames rolled image**
User avatar #155 - zombieloan (4 hours ago) [-]
is boondocks even really considered anime?
User avatar #158 - vivjames (4 hours ago) [-]
Idk.
User avatar #127 - zombieloan (7 hours ago) [-]
he also directly asked me about my interests in sex, which isnt really something i would think you ask someone you met only 2 days ago?
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#115 - sunnyday ONLINE (06/02/2012) [-]
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#113 - geeklund (12/28/2011) [-]
*roll zombie*
User avatar #114 to #113 - zombieloan (12/28/2011) [-]
hahaha here i am :D
User avatar #108 - Wartortle (12/03/2011) [-]
*roll image*
User avatar #109 to #108 - Wartortle (12/03/2011) [-]
WHAT DO.
#110 to #109 - zombieloan (12/03/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #168 at like a boss ** put *roll picture*
#111 to #110 - Wartortle (12/03/2011) [-]
**Wartortle rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Are you a horse? **
#112 to #111 - zombieloan (12/04/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Jim Moved ** lolz
User avatar #100 - xboxlive (11/29/2011) [-]
I've seen you before.
#101 to #100 - zombieloan (11/29/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**  yes thrice as a matter of fact
**zombieloan rolled a random image** yes thrice as a matter of fact
User avatar #102 to #101 - xboxlive (11/29/2011) [-]
I think you are wrong. You look very familiar though.
#103 to #102 - zombieloan (11/29/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** no, i know for a fact we have
User avatar #104 to #103 - xboxlive (11/29/2011) [-]
I am not sure. I hope I see you again.
#105 to #104 - zombieloan (11/29/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** and if you do meet me in the future?
User avatar #106 to #105 - xboxlive (11/29/2011) [-]
We will sail around the world, go port to port. Every time I cum, I'll produce a quart.
#107 to #106 - zombieloan (11/29/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**    that sounds marvelous
**zombieloan rolled a random image** that sounds marvelous
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#97 to #96 - zombieloan (11/26/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**      yes that was the one
**zombieloan rolled a random image** yes that was the one
#98 to #97 - nuketowns (11/26/2011) [-]
**nuketowns rolled a random image**
lulz, inb4 the fat black woman in the back of the theater fixes fake rolling, I fake rolled that to troll now it's just an irrelevant post
#99 to #98 - zombieloan (11/27/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
User avatar #88 - xboxlive (11/17/2011) [-]
You look familiar.
#89 to #88 - zombieloan (11/17/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** really now?
#90 to #89 - xboxlive (11/17/2011) [-]
Have we ever spoken before?
#91 to #90 - zombieloan (11/17/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** i do not know. perhaaps once before.
#92 to #91 - xboxlive (11/17/2011) [-]
Ive seen you before. I will find you again.
#93 to #92 - zombieloan (11/17/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** we shall see
#85 - xboxlive (11/14/2011) [-]
What is a zombie loan?
#116 to #85 - sorenlolz (03/16/2013) [-]
This image has expired
It's a loan given to someone in purpose of creating a virus to turn people into zombies.
#86 to #85 - zombieloan (11/14/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** Zombieloan is an anime
User avatar #3 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
I cant seem to reply to your mail. :l
User avatar #81 to #3 - toonyoshi (11/13/2011) [-]
*roll image* So lonely.
#82 to #81 - toonyoshi (11/13/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** So Lonely
#50 to #3 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** my favorite fruit
#53 to #50 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** My favorite animal.
#54 to #53 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** No, that is very much of the wrong.
#55 to #54 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**     my favorite thing.
**zombieloan rolled a random image** my favorite thing.
#57 to #56 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**      i loved that episode :P
**zombieloan rolled a random image** i loved that episode :P
#58 to #57 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** I dont even know what its from, I thought it was funny.
#59 to #58 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** either family guy or american dad
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#49 to #3 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** so you did
#51 to #49 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
Did what?

Thats a very sexual image you have there.
#60 to #51 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** i dont remember. and yes yes it is
#62 to #61 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** No thank you :P
#78 to #62 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
DO AS I SAY
DO AS I SAY
#67 to #66 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#74 to #67 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
DO AS I SAY
DO AS I SAY
#76 to #74 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#79 to #76 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image**
#80 to #79 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#77 to #76 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** U MUST.
User avatar #69 to #67 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
Y u no care bout FOREVER ALONE.
#63 to #62 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
My sad face.
#64 to #63 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** my sad face*
#65 to #64 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image**
#68 to #65 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#71 to #68 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** If its ponies I will eat my pants.
#72 to #71 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**       pics or it didnt happen
**zombieloan rolled a random image** pics or it didnt happen
#73 to #72 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** But its nots ponies.
#75 to #73 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** touche
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#4 to #3 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** thats perfectly fine. happens to me all the times
#5 to #4 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** It might be my computer. Idk.
#6 to #5 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** i supppose we could talk on here :P
#7 to #6 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** Sure. :3
#8 to #7 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** indeed: :3
#10 to #9 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#11 to #10 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image**
#12 to #11 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#13 to #12 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** We are talking with random images. :D
#14 to #13 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** yes yes we are :D
#15 to #14 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** Derp.
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** Derp.
#16 to #15 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#17 to #16 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** This is getting weird.
#18 to #17 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** dear roll god. give me good rolls this time
#19 to #18 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** The god has said no by the looks.
#29 to #19 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** how in gods name did you get rolls on the 1st try???
User avatar #32 to #29 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
What do you mean by Rolls? :l
#46 to #32 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** to me, not at all
#42 to #32 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#43 to #42 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** Is this getting boring?
#40 to #32 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** lucky :P
#41 to #40 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** Blah Blah.
#37 to #32 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**      doubles dear boy. you rolled a 44 and its rare to roll dubs on first try
**zombieloan rolled a random image** doubles dear boy. you rolled a 44 and its rare to roll dubs on first try
#44 to #37 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
Derp.
Derp.
User avatar #38 to #37 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
Ohhh. Brain Fart.

Um, idk.
User avatar #31 to #29 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
Hm?

I'm so confused.
#45 to #31 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** i have no idea what to say about that
User avatar #48 to #45 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm eating a banana.

I just thought you should know.
User avatar #47 to #45 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
I thought so. :3
#34 to #31 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** i meant dubs! how did u get dubs
#36 to #34 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** *is stupid and doesnt know what dubs are* :l
#35 to #34 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
#20 to #19 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** curse you roll god
#21 to #20 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image** That one was perfect. XD
#27 to #21 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** just put *roll 2*
#24 to #21 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** : ( aww no dubs
#22 to #21 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** that it was XD
User avatar #39 to #22 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolls 12**
#33 to #22 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
RAMEN.

nom
#30 to #22 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolled a random image**
User avatar #28 to #22 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
**toonyoshi rolls 44**
User avatar #26 to #22 - toonyoshi (11/12/2011) [-]
I cant remember how to roll numbers :l
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User avatar #23 to #22 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolls 47**
User avatar #1 - shibdogg (11/05/2011) [-]
you are a nice person and i love you
User avatar #2 to #1 - zombieloan (11/05/2011) [-]
well thank you random stranger. love you too
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