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#60 - If I remember correctly, Spartans were designed after the suit…  [+] (1 reply) 08/31/2016 on Trigger Warning +1
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#64 - thefates (08/31/2016) [-]
You're half right. The MJOLNIR project and the SPARTAN project were separate when conceived but MJOLNIR was initially thought to be impossible due to that reasoning. The SPARTAN program's first generation (which Johnson was a part of) was entirely separate from MJOLNIR and ultimately failed due to the early augmentation technology.

It was only after the SPARTAN II generation that the UNSC thought to use MJOLNIR armor with the new and improved SPARTAN troops. It was purely coincidence that the two technologies were researched at the same time and worked so well together.
#122 - **zombeestonight used "*roll picture*"** **zombeestonight r…  [+] (2 replies) 08/31/2016 on connie -1
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#128 - leonhardt (08/31/2016) [-]
Dude no one wants to see you cosplay as your mom's gynecologist
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#164 - berserkerlord (09/05/2016) [-]
Fucking destroyed
#3 - The joke is a hyperbole of the perceived notion of women's pre…  [+] (1 reply) 08/19/2016 on Exaggeration +6
#4 - archiethesailor (08/19/2016) [-]
Thank you for explaining, I actuality got the joke and was just going along with it. But really, thank you for being nice enough to try to explain it to someone who you thought didn't understand.
#1 - Picture  [+] (26 replies) 08/18/2016 on German vs French +440
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#88 - zeldapronmaster (08/19/2016) [-]
You know they're playing again for gold tomorrow right?
#110 - anon (08/19/2016) [-]
It's an U23 championship (+three older players), Brazil is the host and therefore are mor take it serious about it. In Germany no one really cares about the tournament itself although everyone would like to see our country winning an additional gold medal (I've heard in the US they rank the countries by their total amount of medals? How retarded is that? So Gold does count as much as Silver and Bronze? But okay, I admit that there is no really good system at all).

Brazil sent in Marquinhos, Rafinha (the one from Barcelona, not the one from Bayern), Felipe Anderson, Gabriel, Gabriel Jesus and of course Neymar. That's pretty much the best they can offer.

Germany didn't sent their best young players because Bundesliga will start soon and the players need to prepare for it. The European Championship wasn't that long ago and many players were into vacation until recently. The DFB didn't allow any player to participate in the EC AND the Olympics, so obviously they prefered the EC.
Many clubs were able to decide upon sending some players or not, most of them refused.

The best German players are Ginter, Süle, Lars Bender, Meyer, Brandt and right now also Gnabry (+Petersen, maybe). They have no real top player, but I'd say these are the best of them. Still a strong team, but individually weaker then Brazil.

This German squad is missing top players such as Sané, Draxler, Weigl, Kimmich, Tah, Geis, Goretzka, Werner or Dahoud. They could have also nominated three of their best players, such as Neuer, Boateng, Özil or Müller if they had been in the mood.

Brazil is the frontrunner, but it could be a very interesting match. I hope the best for Germany.

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#71 - leovenezio (08/19/2016) [-]
I'm not devoted to soccer like the rest of the population of Braz(s)il, so I'm not gonna deny it for dignity: Germany fucked us hard in the world cup.
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#77 - landartheconqueror (08/19/2016) [-]
are there people who do deny that Germany fucked the Brazilians hard?
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#84 - shoryuken (08/19/2016) [-]
David Luiz maybe
#76 - bakagaijin (08/19/2016) [-]
**bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"**
**bakagaijin rolled image** Being a Brazilian, I bet you're used to getting fucked that hard
#92 - anon (08/19/2016) [-]
kek fucking ken M
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#74 - failtolawl (08/19/2016) [-]
I don't think anybody is denying much. But I feel it was pretty obvious that Brazil fucked themselves just as much as Germany fucked them.
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#10 - vladhellsing (08/19/2016) [-]
I'd say it'd take about 7 of those Brazilian cocktails to match that Deutsch beer.
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#6 - mcfiststain (08/19/2016) [-]
German Beer Hits Brazilian Cocktail Original BAYERN 3 cause fates said its better and it is.
#96 - starzero (08/19/2016) [-]
I did a thing.
#99 - silverrhythm (08/19/2016) [-]
thats some good shit right there
#120 - wattlegobbler (08/20/2016) [-]
>dont drink Alcohol >drink milk instead who are you, Harvey?
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#134 - silverrhythm (08/20/2016) [-]
Milk is good for your bones, keep em strong by drinking milk
#135 - wattlegobbler (08/20/2016) [-]
And good for your teeth. Just look at them. Aren't they adorable? >bzing<
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#136 - silverrhythm (08/20/2016) [-]
those are very detailed teeths
#137 - wattlegobbler (08/20/2016) [-]
I through there is no Plural form of Teeth...
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#100 - starzero (08/19/2016) [-]
Thx fam, I uploaded it as content, would you be so incline to give it a thumbs up for more people to see it
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#80 - zombeestonight (08/19/2016) [-]
This is better
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#53 - hardjunk (08/19/2016) [-]
#57 - thefates (08/19/2016) [-]
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#4 - thefates (08/19/2016) [-]
This video is so much better with sound though.
#2 - mudkipfucker (08/18/2016) [-]
they're in the Olympic football final together
the memes will become relevant again!
#9 - jacues (08/19/2016) [-]
Here we go boys
#19 - anon (08/19/2016) [-]
This is actually probably from when Brazil lost to Germany in the World Cup in 2014, then Brazil fans switched to being Germany fans so they could support them against Argentina in the final.

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