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Video Games Played: Dead Space, others
Date Signed Up:2/02/2013
Last Login:12/20/2014
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#17 - Vodka is all burn, no flavor. I drink for flavor and burn, not…  [+] (1 new reply) 21 minutes ago on Drugs are Bad 0
User avatar #18 - keatontheghostfox (18 minutes ago) [-]
No never drink vodka with water. If you absolutely must mix it, mix it with a citrus flavored soda whether it be lemon lime or orange. Either that or juice, but only orange juice or grape juice/cocktail
#13 - I got smashed for my 21 first tonight, still a little drunk, a…  [+] (3 new replies) 48 minutes ago on Drugs are Bad 0
User avatar #15 - keatontheghostfox (23 minutes ago) [-]
You forgot a the between vodka is and shit
User avatar #17 - zomaru (21 minutes ago) [-]
Vodka is all burn, no flavor. I drink for flavor and burn, not just a burn.
Also, If your going to mix a drink, don't mix it with water. Vodka taste worse watered down then it does normaly
User avatar #18 - keatontheghostfox (18 minutes ago) [-]
No never drink vodka with water. If you absolutely must mix it, mix it with a citrus flavored soda whether it be lemon lime or orange. Either that or juice, but only orange juice or grape juice/cocktail
#12 - Danna ga Nanni One more episode before the season is over. 54 minutes ago on Husband 0
#253 - You mean chapter 16.5? 9 hours ago on wut i read? +2
#1092573 - So, the manager is Kirito from SAO the writer is wearing a…  [+] (7 new replies) 22 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1092664 - redclover (16 hours ago) [-]
Sommelier is Brooke from Outbreak Company
Government lady is Chocolat from NouCome
User avatar #1092681 - yeorgh (14 hours ago) [-]
I knew i recognized that stupid little hat.
User avatar #1092660 - dyalibya (16 hours ago) [-]
I think I see a Homura
User avatar #1092583 - yeorgh (21 hours ago) [-]
Isn't camera from Nichijou?
User avatar #1092584 - yeorgh (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh what aleks said it.
User avatar #1092579 - alleksi (22 hours ago) [-]
top left is k-on, bottom middle is nichijou
User avatar #1092574 - fargfive (22 hours ago) [-]
>wearing a girl

you got me all excited and then crushed my hopes.
#1092564 - This is Satan as a McRonalds manager. How can injustice l… 12/19/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1092563 - The first 3 or 4 episodes were fine then the pacing was … 12/19/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#7 - Ya know, at that point you're effectively joining the hostile …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2014 on 'Murica +51
#49 - dubscausedthis (11 hours ago) [-]
sauce?
#53 - montagehd (11 hours ago) [-]
Accel World good sir.
#54 - dubscausedthis (11 hours ago) [-]
thanks
#15 - anonymous (21 hours ago) [-]
They WERE the hostile forces. Rest of the movie explains that they were part of the group firing at them.
#27 - You're not the only one doing it. 12/19/2014 on with three functional bottoms +2
#76 - FJ is ******* with us. It's posting, but not tell…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on An $8 million Monet... +1
User avatar #77 - fukkentyranitar (12/19/2014) [-]
Goddammit.
User avatar #81 - anononeeightsix (12/19/2014) [-]
Don't know why but this made me laugh more than any content has from the past few days
keep it real bro

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#594 to #593 - zomaru ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
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#588 to #587 - zomaru ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
B-But I hardly know you
B-But I hardly know you
#589 to #588 - dbdeano (10/27/2014) [-]
Give it time and you'll know everything about me
#579 to #578 - zomaru ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
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#581 to #580 - zomaru ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Not that I'm complaining, but why is the a dance thread in my page?
Not that I'm complaining, but why is the a dance thread in my page?
#584 to #581 - animethumbs (10/24/2014) [-]
You should probably delete this and the link comment after you're done
You should probably delete this and the link comment after you're done
#586 to #585 - animethumbs (10/24/2014) [-]
Thanks for the sauce, my ***** . Too bad it ended up being a disappointment
#583 to #581 - animethumbs has deleted their comment [-]
#582 to #581 - animethumbs (10/24/2014) [-]
Don't worry, mah 						*****					. Just dance
Don't worry, mah ***** . Just dance
User avatar #572 - danield (09/11/2014) [-]
I CAN SEE YOUR DELETED COMMENT
User avatar #573 to #572 - danield (09/11/2014) [-]
ALSO GET IN LINE, HOMO
User avatar #574 to #573 - zomaru ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I failed at spelling, and didn't feel like making the comment again. So suck it
#571 - zomaru ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Refference
#554 - medewu ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
You, yes y ou. I have feelings for you and I love you be Mein!
#555 to #554 - zomaru ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Im getting attention? I'm not used to getting attention.....
#556 to #555 - medewu ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Yes, it's all about you now.
Yes, it's all about you now.
#557 to #556 - zomaru ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
I suppose I should ask the important questions like, Who are you, and, Why are you on my profile.
#558 to #557 - medewu ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Well, you already know who I am. and you know why I'm on your profile. There is nothing hidden about my motions.
Well, you already know who I am. and you know why I'm on your profile. There is nothing hidden about my motions.
#559 to #558 - zomaru ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
You found me through a roll dident you....
#560 to #559 - medewu ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
No... Why would you say such a think like that!?
No... Why would you say such a think like that!?
#561 to #560 - zomaru ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
You rolled me right before you spoke to me, It says so right on your profile.
#562 to #561 - medewu ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
But that doesn't mean the emotions aren't real <3
But that doesn't mean the emotions aren't real <3
#563 to #562 - zomaru ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
I guess, but if you want me you're going to have to go through satrenkotheone first, I think she called dibs on me awhile back.
I guess, but if you want me you're going to have to go through satrenkotheone first, I think she called dibs on me awhile back.
#564 to #563 - medewu ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Welp, time to kill a bitch.
Welp, time to kill a bitch.
User avatar #567 to #564 - satrenkotheone (08/29/2014) [-]
Bring it, fool.
#565 to #564 - zomaru ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
This ought to be interesting.
This ought to be interesting.
#566 to #565 - medewu ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
This shall be a fast and decisive Victory. Just like The Invasion of Poland and France.
This shall be a fast and decisive Victory. Just like The Invasion of Poland and France.
User avatar #568 to #566 - satrenkotheone (08/29/2014) [-]
It will be more like the invasion of the Soviet Union.
#569 to #568 - medewu ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
why must you hurt and remind me so...
User avatar #570 to #569 - satrenkotheone (08/31/2014) [-]
I are sorry.

Hello frend
#551 to #550 - zomaru ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
The majority of my reaction folder in on my main comp, and it's infected awaiting a purge, so all I got is an outdated folder on my laptop.
#552 to #551 - danield (08/28/2014) [-]
That's cool, i just wanted to post that pic since im almost done downloading red orchestra 2 and will be removing fascist from premise
That's cool, i just wanted to post that pic since im almost done downloading red orchestra 2 and will be removing fascist from premise
User avatar #553 to #552 - zomaru ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I got that game, but never downloaded it. I guess I'll have to try it once I Reinstall the OS.
User avatar #549 - danield (08/18/2014) [-]
You can always get a cheap for less than 200 on ebay or a similar website and have it delivered to your home.

#neetlife
User avatar #534 - satrenkotheone (08/16/2014) [-]
faggot

Danield too
User avatar #535 to #534 - zomaru ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Que?
User avatar #537 to #536 - zomaru ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
No U
User avatar #539 to #538 - zomaru ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
das ofensive
User avatar #541 to #540 - zomaru ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
So what's up, long time no chat?
User avatar #542 to #541 - satrenkotheone (08/17/2014) [-]
Was playing civ.
User avatar #543 to #542 - zomaru ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
Fun game, takes forever tho
User avatar #544 to #543 - satrenkotheone (08/17/2014) [-]
Yep.

Playing as Japan as usual.
User avatar #545 to #544 - zomaru ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
Something tells me you like War.
#546 to #545 - satrenkotheone (08/17/2014) [-]
It's a bit easy to roflstomp any nation in war if you're Japan in civ.
User avatar #547 to #546 - zomaru ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
I prefer to crush warlike empires with a strong economy and the backing of other Civs.
#548 to #547 - satrenkotheone (08/17/2014) [-]
What's the point of that when you can crush other empires with your own steel fist and economy?
User avatar #531 - dashgamer (08/12/2014) [-]
I want my computer returned to me. That is the crux of my issue with you.
I gave it to you so that we could game together. We no longer game together. I will pay for shipping if you will please give me the laptop. It was a poor choice of mine to ship it to you, but I've made a lot of poor choices. Do you remember Clint? I gave him 2.5k that hasn't been paid back at all.
My point is that giving and giving to people that I hardly knew and expecting recompense was a huge mistake. I'm not in the best of financial positions right now and have quite a few thousands owed to me that I will never get back... returning my computer would be a huge help.
User avatar #532 to #531 - zomaru ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
You computer, which you gifted me, died tragically due to multiple hardware malfunctions, the shop I sent it to was dumbfounded, although I suspect they were the root of some of the latter problems I have no proof of that. Toshiba, who I sent it into, refused to fix it. At any rate I tried one last time to see if Dan and Kyle could do anything, and even they were only able to salvage few pieces. The main issue I was upset about was the way you seemed to coldy throw me off the last month or so we still talked. I know I am a pain in the ass sometimes, that I can be a overbearing and possibly annoying, but I always thought we were still friends. At any rate, I don't know what happened to the computer after I left it with Kyle, I told him that if he got any money from the parts that he should give it to Dan so he could pay off his many debts that he unfortunately has.
If you would like I can try to talk to Clint for you to help you get the money back he owes you, I talk to him often enough. But I'm afraid that's all I may be able to do to repay your kindness.
#527 - danield (08/07/2014) [-]
thanks for adding me
thanks for adding me
#528 to #527 - zomaru ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
You're an anime regular, and you're all good in my book.
#529 to #528 - danield (08/07/2014) [-]
I always thought you hated me
I always thought you hated me
#530 to #529 - zomaru ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
I love everybody.
I love everybody.
User avatar #506 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
Giant penises.
User avatar #508 to #506 - zomaru ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Banana Hammock
User avatar #509 to #508 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
Well ain't you special?
User avatar #510 to #509 - zomaru ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I try.
User avatar #511 to #510 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
So, sup?
User avatar #512 to #511 - zomaru ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Watching some SAO
User avatar #513 to #512 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
Dat amazing story
User avatar #514 to #513 - zomaru ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Ya, But those Antagonists though...
User avatar #515 to #514 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
I was being sarcastic.
User avatar #516 to #515 - zomaru ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I like SAO.....
User avatar #517 to #516 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
It was okay
User avatar #518 to #517 - zomaru ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Dat Action
User avatar #520 to #519 - zomaru ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
If it weren't for the fact that he cut it short so he could write a second story with incest it could have been alot better. Or had he just omitted the incest part of the second half...

Why did he have to add the incest...
User avatar #521 to #520 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
Incest would've been fine if it was actually incest instead of some nonsense workaround that is a secret and reveals that they're not related.
User avatar #522 to #521 - zomaru ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
But he told us they were only cousins in ike episode 7 or so. And for some reason when she found out it fueled her drive because apparently Cousins are ok to marry in japan. And Blah Blah Blah huge tits blah blah I love him blah **** I love him in both worlds but I can't because he's my brother even though he's not but he is blah blah yay everyone is happy in the end.

Speaking of incest, did you know the write of Oreimo is writing another incest story, he pretty much used the exact same characters from before but changed their hair.
User avatar #523 to #522 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
Haven't watcched Oreimo yet.

GG.
User avatar #524 to #523 - zomaru ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
You should, it's good, in the 'I WANT TO MURDER THIS AUTHOR WITH A RED HOT PITCHFORK IN THE ASS MULTIPLE TIMES' sorta way.
User avatar #525 to #524 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
I might.

Anything with hot incest scenes?
User avatar #526 to #525 - zomaru ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Ya, it's disappointing because they never **** , no one does, ever, even though the entire time you just want him to pick someone and **** them and yet there he goes running around like a chicken oblivious to the fact that you just cut his head off.
User avatar #504 to #503 - zomaru ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
OP Delivered
User avatar #505 to #504 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I always do
User avatar #484 - satrenkotheone (05/15/2014) [-]
ur a fig
User avatar #485 to #484 - zomaru ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
M'k
User avatar #486 to #485 - satrenkotheone (05/15/2014) [-]
So, what's up?
User avatar #487 to #486 - zomaru ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
At the moment, nothing.
User avatar #488 to #487 - satrenkotheone (05/15/2014) [-]
Want to watch anime with me?
User avatar #489 to #488 - zomaru ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
Duno, how?
User avatar #490 to #489 - satrenkotheone (05/15/2014) [-]
Dunno...
#474 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
I see that you also use Katyusha reaction pictures.
I see that you also use Katyusha reaction pictures.
#475 to #474 - zomaru ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Mabey.
#476 to #475 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
I applaud your good taste, for she is my mascot.
#477 to #476 - zomaru ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
I've noticed you many times, and you use the same Avatar I used to and it confuses me greatly.
I've noticed you many times, and you use the same Avatar I used to and it confuses me greatly.
#478 to #477 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Senpai noticed me
#479 to #478 - zomaru ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
So, whats your opinion on the English dub? I bet its gonna be **** .
#480 to #479 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
It'll only be good if they give the girls appropriate accents. If they all end up with generic american accents it'll be **** .
I do enjoy some English dubs over subs though.
#481 to #480 - zomaru ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
The cast list is out, I don't have detailed knowledge of ever actor but the Katyusha actor is American like I believe all the others are.   
Also, They only mention 5 voice actors for the Rabbit team, but all 6 girls have a speaking part, I don't care if its a single word they could at least keep constant, instead they keep listing the team as only have 5 members.   
And have you heard the Preview, the voice is so uniquely American and boring.   
They even had the audacity to change the Und to &amp;.   
I do not see promise in this.
The cast list is out, I don't have detailed knowledge of ever actor but the Katyusha actor is American like I believe all the others are.
Also, They only mention 5 voice actors for the Rabbit team, but all 6 girls have a speaking part, I don't care if its a single word they could at least keep constant, instead they keep listing the team as only have 5 members.
And have you heard the Preview, the voice is so uniquely American and boring.
They even had the audacity to change the Und to &.
I do not see promise in this.
#482 to #481 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
That sounds really lame.
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