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Age: 21
Steam Profile: ishegura
Video Games Played: Dead Space, others
Date Signed Up:2/02/2013
Last Login:5/07/2015
Location:Missouri
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    Something Creative. Something Creative.
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    My game, your problem. My game, your problem.
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#41 - Links 2 hours ago on At the speed of sound 0
#81 - I just with Square would finaly release FFX for PC. They relea…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Napkin 0
User avatar #82 - LloydIrving (2 hours ago) [-]
Also coming to PS4 in 1 or 2 weeks. Fiancee pre-ordered it. I doubt it'll be on pc anytime soon though as 9 isn't even on steam. Seems after 7 and 8 they're just putting out the mmo's.
#61 - I've done some stupid **** . But this.... I'm not sure i…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on How not to pepsi +1
#78 - Common Pepe (1 hour ago) [-]
is it wrong that this makes me hard?

dem vagina bones
#80 - Common Pepe (59 minutes ago) [-]
Yes... yes it is wrong.

But, I mean it's your body. Do with it what you will lqtm.
#79 - I just say that because I've talked to a handful of people who…  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on Napkin 0
User avatar #80 - LloydIrving (2 hours ago) [-]
Haven't met anyone like that, but then again my circle of friends consists of either diehard FF fans, or people who have heard so little about it they think it's a yearly series like CoD but for nerds.

I do at least want to say this: FFX had a great story but as a game was a downgrade from FFIX, and FFX-2 improved on the gameplay but with a trash story. FFXII had a great world and some good characters but Vaan ruined the entire game, and FFXIII was a decent RPG but was basically FFX again (but since it didn't improve on anything and the fighting system was a bit worse it really gets the cold shoulder). I'm excited for FFXV, as the true FF talents have returned to work on that game, but there's still some reservations.
User avatar #81 - zomaru (2 hours ago) [-]
I just with Square would finaly release FFX for PC. They released an HD remake for PS3 so we'll get it eventually.
User avatar #82 - LloydIrving (2 hours ago) [-]
Also coming to PS4 in 1 or 2 weeks. Fiancee pre-ordered it. I doubt it'll be on pc anytime soon though as 9 isn't even on steam. Seems after 7 and 8 they're just putting out the mmo's.
#61 - Well, at least he has access to cheep meth. 2 hours ago on Is he stable? -1
#76 - The Tidus laugh scene was Intended to be the most awkward laug…  [+] (6 new replies) 3 hours ago on Napkin 0
#92 - spacedunk (1 hour ago) [-]
So... what's the problem with taking an awkward laugh and using to point out and awkward show?
#78 - LloydIrving (2 hours ago) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I know that full well. I've played through Final Fantasy 10 and am well aware of the context (they even laugh normally right after that part). That scene in the game was the rpg equivalent of telling your crush a stupid, dorky joke that your hoping is so ridiculous that it'll be endearing as opposed to obnoxious.

Regardless of context though, it was still a funny part of the game and I think that making fun of the laugh isn't a bad thing at all. The laugh was awkward and is even funnier out of context, as used in the video. I do get what you're saying about people judging the game by that though, but I still think most people are smart enough to know that's not actually how the acting is. I consider Final Fantasy 10 to be the point at which FF truly started its decline anyways, but that's not quite on-topic.
User avatar #79 - zomaru (2 hours ago) [-]
I just say that because I've talked to a handful of people who looked down on the game because of this scene. Not even bothering to look up that people like Tara Strong voiced this games English Dub.

And I agree with you, FFX-2 may have been the last great Final Fantasy game, everything since has been a real letdown
User avatar #80 - LloydIrving (2 hours ago) [-]
Haven't met anyone like that, but then again my circle of friends consists of either diehard FF fans, or people who have heard so little about it they think it's a yearly series like CoD but for nerds.

I do at least want to say this: FFX had a great story but as a game was a downgrade from FFIX, and FFX-2 improved on the gameplay but with a trash story. FFXII had a great world and some good characters but Vaan ruined the entire game, and FFXIII was a decent RPG but was basically FFX again (but since it didn't improve on anything and the fighting system was a bit worse it really gets the cold shoulder). I'm excited for FFXV, as the true FF talents have returned to work on that game, but there's still some reservations.
User avatar #81 - zomaru (2 hours ago) [-]
I just with Square would finaly release FFX for PC. They released an HD remake for PS3 so we'll get it eventually.
User avatar #82 - LloydIrving (2 hours ago) [-]
Also coming to PS4 in 1 or 2 weeks. Fiancee pre-ordered it. I doubt it'll be on pc anytime soon though as 9 isn't even on steam. Seems after 7 and 8 they're just putting out the mmo's.
#75 - I don't get why people hate on this show so much. I'll be the …  [+] (8 new replies) 3 hours ago on Napkin +6
User avatar #98 - captainprincess (27 minutes ago) [-]
1 - 3 episodes kinda sucks dry any entertainment value

It's good at first but it goes stale faster than a fucking banana
User avatar #90 - thechosentroll (1 hour ago) [-]
When you're familiar with nerd stereotypes, 99% of the jokes are misses, since you saw them coming a mile away.
User avatar #88 - liesbetold (1 hour ago) [-]
The actors are great. I love the actors. I hate the writing and *haha the nerds are too smart to get social convention* aspect of it. The show doesn't suprise me and and every episode feels the same.
#87 - youxbarstard (2 hours ago) [-]
That's the problem though, it hits so little that it's not even worth watching.
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User avatar #646 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #647 to #646 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
Hey, wanna do me a favor?
#670 to #647 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
My priorities are to make Asami the biggest bitch ever

and LoK being meh is exactly why I took this assignment to make it NOT meh.
User avatar #660 to #647 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
What's your idea?
User avatar #661 to #660 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
you know those trash that have the 'scents' to try and fight against trash odor?
User avatar #662 to #661 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
You mean like ****** perfume and cheap cologne?
User avatar #663 to #662 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
Oh, I forgot to add the word bag. Trash bags that have scents.
User avatar #664 to #663 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Plastic Trash Bags have scents?
User avatar #665 to #664 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
They sell them at some stores like Wal-mart.
User avatar #666 to #665 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Never seen them

OK. continue.
User avatar #667 to #666 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
Well, I used one, and when I pulled the bag out of the trashcan the condensed smell of the bag was 10x worse than the trash ever was. And then I realised that might be a funny idea for a comic.
User avatar #668 to #667 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Probably

Sorry bruh my expertise in comic making only goes to that of LoK

I have a backlog of **** LoK related that needs to be done.
User avatar #669 to #668 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
Your priorities are weird.

Also, LoK is meh.
User avatar #648 to #647 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
depends on the favor.
User avatar #649 to #648 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Satan+forced+himself+into+their+souls/movies/5512165/
Just ask this OP why he blocks me. I have no idea who he is.
User avatar #650 to #649 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
I sent him a PM. He's offline at the moment so the response will be delayed.
User avatar #651 to #650 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
Ayy, Danka. I like you.
User avatar #652 to #651 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]


Names murr. Sup.
User avatar #653 to #652 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
Putting off sleeping for as long as possible, same as I do every night. you?
#654 to #653 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Working on my LoK art projects   
   
Go bed.
Working on my LoK art projects

Go bed.
User avatar #655 to #654 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
Oh, you do art? As in draw?
#656 to #655 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Matter of fact I do

Comics and Porn
User avatar #657 to #656 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
you draw comics? Awesome, I got an idea for you
User avatar #658 to #657 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Is it LoK related?
User avatar #659 to #658 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
Well... no, but I think it's funny.
User avatar #644 - zomaru (04/11/2015) [-]
Re-Kan!
User avatar #645 to #644 - zomaru (04/11/2015) [-]
Denpa Kyoushi
User avatar #643 - satrenkotheone (04/07/2015) [-]
I bet you're a fag who watches animey
User avatar #635 - satrenkotheone (02/19/2015) [-]
Slut
User avatar #634 - ayumu (02/18/2015) [-]
**ayumu touch**
User avatar #625 - Pleinair (02/18/2015) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #626 to #625 - zomaru (02/18/2015) [-]
You're not listed under recent users. Explain?
User avatar #627 to #626 - Pleinair (02/18/2015) [-]
ah, its because im a mod thats all
#628 to #627 - zomaru (02/18/2015) [-]
I wish I was still a mod...
I wish I was still a mod...
#629 to #628 - Pleinair (02/18/2015) [-]
Bawh, im sorry   
   
but i came here to ask you something
Bawh, im sorry

but i came here to ask you something
#630 to #629 - zomaru (02/18/2015) [-]
I'm waiting
#631 to #630 - Pleinair (02/18/2015) [-]
Well...admin put me in charge of this board funnyjunk.com/backroom/

It's only just started today and I'm doing my best to promote it as much as I can. I wanted to invite you if you ever need a another corner of funnyjunk to dick around in.

So i mean...if you ever find yourself bored and you want some nice people to chat there its always open.
User avatar #632 to #631 - zomaru (02/18/2015) [-]
Pls no
I have the FJ /anime/ skype.
User avatar #633 to #632 - Pleinair (02/18/2015) [-]
Its cool man. just wanted more people to know about it.
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User avatar #621 to #620 - zomaru (01/28/2015) [-]
Unfortunately for you, I can reply, and you sir have failed.
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User avatar #623 to #622 - zomaru (01/28/2015) [-]
I still don't get why bother.
User avatar #618 to #617 - zomaru (01/21/2015) [-]
Naw it was from that post about that guys cat that died a few weeks back
User avatar #601 - murrlogic (01/15/2015) [-]
>Loli's driving tanks

Sounds hot to be honest
#602 to #601 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
Is epic tho
#603 to #602 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
I dunno why but women who operate heavy weaponry turn me on like you wouldn't imagine    
   
How are you?
I dunno why but women who operate heavy weaponry turn me on like you wouldn't imagine

How are you?
#604 to #603 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
Meh, same old same old
User avatar #605 to #604 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Define Same old Same Old

Same old Same Old to me involves Vodka and depression
User avatar #606 to #605 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
Working to afford school to stay at home to be lazy.
User avatar #607 to #606 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Sounds like my life

Only I strive for porn and alcohol
User avatar #608 to #607 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
I haven't yet found any booze I can down like water and my taste in porn is not a specific one so am unlike you I guess. But that doesn't mean we can't be friends.
#609 to #608 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Mine is very specific

Love me some violent bitches
User avatar #610 to #609 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
Tsundere kinda guy ah? I can dig it.
#611 to #610 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
>Tsundere

Are you some kind of homo lala man

Yandere or go home. If my Waifu isn't having a sick obsession with torture then I am not aroused
User avatar #612 to #611 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
Thats... err... Ok then.
#613 to #612 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Are you into Tsundere

There is only one good Tsundere on the planet
User avatar #614 to #613 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
I've come to like a slight tsundere side, but mabey that's becasue I'm a slight masocist.
#615 to #614 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
>slight masocist.

Translation

>I have limits
#600 - havockwzy (01/08/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero
#588 to #587 - zomaru (10/26/2014) [-]
B-But I hardly know you
B-But I hardly know you
#589 to #588 - dbdeano (10/27/2014) [-]
Give it time and you'll know everything about me
#571 - zomaru (09/08/2014) [-]
Refference
#554 - medewu (08/29/2014) [-]
You, yes y ou. I have feelings for you and I love you be Mein!
#555 to #554 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
Im getting attention? I'm not used to getting attention.....
#556 to #555 - medewu (08/29/2014) [-]
Yes, it's all about you now.
Yes, it's all about you now.
#557 to #556 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
I suppose I should ask the important questions like, Who are you, and, Why are you on my profile.
#558 to #557 - medewu (08/29/2014) [-]
Well, you already know who I am. and you know why I'm on your profile. There is nothing hidden about my motions.
Well, you already know who I am. and you know why I'm on your profile. There is nothing hidden about my motions.
#559 to #558 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
You found me through a roll dident you....
#560 to #559 - medewu (08/29/2014) [-]
No... Why would you say such a think like that!?
No... Why would you say such a think like that!?
#561 to #560 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
You rolled me right before you spoke to me, It says so right on your profile.
#562 to #561 - medewu (08/29/2014) [-]
But that doesn't mean the emotions aren't real <3
But that doesn't mean the emotions aren't real <3
#563 to #562 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
I guess, but if you want me you're going to have to go through satrenkotheone first, I think she called dibs on me awhile back.
I guess, but if you want me you're going to have to go through satrenkotheone first, I think she called dibs on me awhile back.
#564 to #563 - medewu (08/29/2014) [-]
Welp, time to kill a bitch.
Welp, time to kill a bitch.
User avatar #636 to #564 - satrenkotheone (02/19/2015) [-]
I forgot about you.

Damn I hate you.
User avatar #637 to #636 - medewu (02/19/2015) [-]
;-;
User avatar #638 to #637 - satrenkotheone (02/19/2015) [-]
I don't know why I said that.
I don't hate you. But I did forget about you.
User avatar #567 to #564 - satrenkotheone (08/29/2014) [-]
Bring it, fool.
#565 to #564 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
This ought to be interesting.
This ought to be interesting.
#566 to #565 - medewu (08/29/2014) [-]
This shall be a fast and decisive Victory. Just like The Invasion of Poland and France.
This shall be a fast and decisive Victory. Just like The Invasion of Poland and France.
User avatar #568 to #566 - satrenkotheone (08/29/2014) [-]
It will be more like the invasion of the Soviet Union.
#569 to #568 - medewu (08/29/2014) [-]
why must you hurt and remind me so...
User avatar #570 to #569 - satrenkotheone (08/31/2014) [-]
I are sorry.

Hello frend
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