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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: ishegura
Video Games Played: Dead Space, others
Date Signed Up:2/02/2013
Last Login:3/28/2015
Location:Missouri
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latest user's comments

#1196847 - Lazy fix >Backup steam games library in a different loc…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1196853 - soopergrover (3 hours ago) [-]
Can I skip the backup if I don't currently have any games installed or no?
#1134865 - Yam, you're a retarded admin with a ****** site who pis… 5 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... +3
#4191 - They are funny sometimes 13 hours ago on postie's profile 0
#4189 - Ayy, Why aint you on skype?  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on postie's profile 0
User avatar #4190 - postie (14 hours ago) [-]
Group is fucking shit.
User avatar #4191 - zomaru (13 hours ago) [-]
They are funny
sometimes
#483 - Compared with other themed accounts, you aren't trying very hard  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on compared's profile 0
User avatar #484 - compared (03/27/2015) [-]
I have a plan set out and implementation of it starts tonight!
#52 - I'm not going to stop 03/27/2015 on Mr. Bones Wild Road 0
#50 - Nah, it's my new hobby, and you know how to make it stop  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Mr. Bones Wild Road 0
User avatar #51 - compared (03/27/2015) [-]
As I said starting from tonight cause I'll have time then I'll ask the people I reply to how to improve. That way I'll be able to find precisely what people want.
User avatar #52 - zomaru (03/27/2015) [-]
I'm not going to stop
#24 - The best kind of correct 03/27/2015 on Vidya of the World 0
#95 - Picture 03/27/2015 on Milking time +1
#23 - But that was on a T-shirt, not right on her tits.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on mega milk 0
User avatar #26 - babydingo (03/27/2015) [-]
correct, and then she fucked her brother but thats beside the point

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User avatar #635 - satrenkotheone (02/19/2015) [-]
Slut
User avatar #634 - ayumu (02/18/2015) [-]
**ayumu touch**
User avatar #625 - Pleinair (02/18/2015) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #626 to #625 - zomaru (02/18/2015) [-]
You're not listed under recent users. Explain?
User avatar #627 to #626 - Pleinair (02/18/2015) [-]
ah, its because im a mod thats all
#628 to #627 - zomaru (02/18/2015) [-]
I wish I was still a mod...
I wish I was still a mod...
#629 to #628 - Pleinair (02/18/2015) [-]
Bawh, im sorry   
   
but i came here to ask you something
Bawh, im sorry

but i came here to ask you something
#630 to #629 - zomaru (02/18/2015) [-]
I'm waiting
#631 to #630 - Pleinair (02/18/2015) [-]
Well...admin put me in charge of this board funnyjunk.com/backroom/

It's only just started today and I'm doing my best to promote it as much as I can. I wanted to invite you if you ever need a another corner of funnyjunk to dick around in.

So i mean...if you ever find yourself bored and you want some nice people to chat there its always open.
User avatar #632 to #631 - zomaru (02/18/2015) [-]
Pls no
I have the FJ /anime/ skype.
User avatar #633 to #632 - Pleinair (02/18/2015) [-]
Its cool man. just wanted more people to know about it.
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User avatar #621 to #620 - zomaru (01/28/2015) [-]
Unfortunately for you, I can reply, and you sir have failed.
#622 to #621 - deletingmycomments has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #623 to #622 - zomaru (01/28/2015) [-]
I still don't get why bother.
User avatar #618 to #617 - zomaru (01/21/2015) [-]
Naw it was from that post about that guys cat that died a few weeks back
User avatar #601 - murrlogic (01/15/2015) [-]
>Loli's driving tanks

Sounds hot to be honest
#602 to #601 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
Is epic tho
#603 to #602 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
I dunno why but women who operate heavy weaponry turn me on like you wouldn't imagine    
   
How are you?
I dunno why but women who operate heavy weaponry turn me on like you wouldn't imagine

How are you?
#604 to #603 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
Meh, same old same old
User avatar #605 to #604 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Define Same old Same Old

Same old Same Old to me involves Vodka and depression
User avatar #606 to #605 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
Working to afford school to stay at home to be lazy.
User avatar #607 to #606 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Sounds like my life

Only I strive for porn and alcohol
User avatar #608 to #607 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
I haven't yet found any booze I can down like water and my taste in porn is not a specific one so am unlike you I guess. But that doesn't mean we can't be friends.
#609 to #608 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Mine is very specific

Love me some violent bitches
User avatar #610 to #609 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
Tsundere kinda guy ah? I can dig it.
#611 to #610 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
>Tsundere

Are you some kind of homo lala man

Yandere or go home. If my Waifu isn't having a sick obsession with torture then I am not aroused
User avatar #612 to #611 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
Thats... err... Ok then.
#613 to #612 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Are you into Tsundere

There is only one good Tsundere on the planet
User avatar #614 to #613 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
I've come to like a slight tsundere side, but mabey that's becasue I'm a slight masocist.
#615 to #614 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
>slight masocist.

Translation

>I have limits
#600 - havockwzy (01/08/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero
#588 to #587 - zomaru (10/26/2014) [-]
B-But I hardly know you
B-But I hardly know you
#589 to #588 - dbdeano (10/27/2014) [-]
Give it time and you'll know everything about me
#571 - zomaru (09/08/2014) [-]
Refference
#554 - medewu (08/29/2014) [-]
You, yes y ou. I have feelings for you and I love you be Mein!
#555 to #554 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
Im getting attention? I'm not used to getting attention.....
#556 to #555 - medewu (08/29/2014) [-]
Yes, it's all about you now.
Yes, it's all about you now.
#557 to #556 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
I suppose I should ask the important questions like, Who are you, and, Why are you on my profile.
#558 to #557 - medewu (08/29/2014) [-]
Well, you already know who I am. and you know why I'm on your profile. There is nothing hidden about my motions.
Well, you already know who I am. and you know why I'm on your profile. There is nothing hidden about my motions.
#559 to #558 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
You found me through a roll dident you....
#560 to #559 - medewu (08/29/2014) [-]
No... Why would you say such a think like that!?
No... Why would you say such a think like that!?
#561 to #560 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
You rolled me right before you spoke to me, It says so right on your profile.
#562 to #561 - medewu (08/29/2014) [-]
But that doesn't mean the emotions aren't real <3
But that doesn't mean the emotions aren't real <3
#563 to #562 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
I guess, but if you want me you're going to have to go through satrenkotheone first, I think she called dibs on me awhile back.
I guess, but if you want me you're going to have to go through satrenkotheone first, I think she called dibs on me awhile back.
#564 to #563 - medewu (08/29/2014) [-]
Welp, time to kill a bitch.
Welp, time to kill a bitch.
User avatar #636 to #564 - satrenkotheone (02/19/2015) [-]
I forgot about you.

Damn I hate you.
User avatar #637 to #636 - medewu (02/19/2015) [-]
;-;
User avatar #638 to #637 - satrenkotheone (02/19/2015) [-]
I don't know why I said that.
I don't hate you. But I did forget about you.
User avatar #567 to #564 - satrenkotheone (08/29/2014) [-]
Bring it, fool.
#565 to #564 - zomaru (08/29/2014) [-]
This ought to be interesting.
This ought to be interesting.
#566 to #565 - medewu (08/29/2014) [-]
This shall be a fast and decisive Victory. Just like The Invasion of Poland and France.
This shall be a fast and decisive Victory. Just like The Invasion of Poland and France.
User avatar #568 to #566 - satrenkotheone (08/29/2014) [-]
It will be more like the invasion of the Soviet Union.
#569 to #568 - medewu (08/29/2014) [-]
why must you hurt and remind me so...
User avatar #570 to #569 - satrenkotheone (08/31/2014) [-]
I are sorry.

Hello frend
User avatar #534 - satrenkotheone (08/16/2014) [-]
faggot

Danield too
User avatar #535 to #534 - zomaru (08/16/2014) [-]
Que?
User avatar #537 to #536 - zomaru (08/16/2014) [-]
No U
User avatar #539 to #538 - zomaru (08/17/2014) [-]
das ofensive
User avatar #541 to #540 - zomaru (08/17/2014) [-]
So what's up, long time no chat?
User avatar #542 to #541 - satrenkotheone (08/17/2014) [-]
Was playing civ.
User avatar #543 to #542 - zomaru (08/17/2014) [-]
Fun game, takes forever tho
User avatar #544 to #543 - satrenkotheone (08/17/2014) [-]
Yep.

Playing as Japan as usual.
User avatar #545 to #544 - zomaru (08/17/2014) [-]
Something tells me you like War.
#546 to #545 - satrenkotheone (08/17/2014) [-]
It's a bit easy to roflstomp any nation in war if you're Japan in civ.
User avatar #547 to #546 - zomaru (08/17/2014) [-]
I prefer to crush warlike empires with a strong economy and the backing of other Civs.
#548 to #547 - satrenkotheone (08/17/2014) [-]
What's the point of that when you can crush other empires with your own steel fist and economy?
User avatar #531 - dashgamer (08/12/2014) [-]
I want my computer returned to me. That is the crux of my issue with you.
I gave it to you so that we could game together. We no longer game together. I will pay for shipping if you will please give me the laptop. It was a poor choice of mine to ship it to you, but I've made a lot of poor choices. Do you remember Clint? I gave him 2.5k that hasn't been paid back at all.
My point is that giving and giving to people that I hardly knew and expecting recompense was a huge mistake. I'm not in the best of financial positions right now and have quite a few thousands owed to me that I will never get back... returning my computer would be a huge help.
User avatar #532 to #531 - zomaru (08/12/2014) [-]
You computer, which you gifted me, died tragically due to multiple hardware malfunctions, the shop I sent it to was dumbfounded, although I suspect they were the root of some of the latter problems I have no proof of that. Toshiba, who I sent it into, refused to fix it. At any rate I tried one last time to see if Dan and Kyle could do anything, and even they were only able to salvage few pieces. The main issue I was upset about was the way you seemed to coldy throw me off the last month or so we still talked. I know I am a pain in the ass sometimes, that I can be a overbearing and possibly annoying, but I always thought we were still friends. At any rate, I don't know what happened to the computer after I left it with Kyle, I told him that if he got any money from the parts that he should give it to Dan so he could pay off his many debts that he unfortunately has.
If you would like I can try to talk to Clint for you to help you get the money back he owes you, I talk to him often enough. But I'm afraid that's all I may be able to do to repay your kindness.
User avatar #506 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
Giant penises.
User avatar #508 to #506 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
Banana Hammock
User avatar #509 to #508 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
Well ain't you special?
User avatar #510 to #509 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
I try.
User avatar #511 to #510 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
So, sup?
User avatar #512 to #511 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
Watching some SAO
User avatar #513 to #512 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
Dat amazing story
User avatar #514 to #513 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
Ya, But those Antagonists though...
User avatar #515 to #514 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
I was being sarcastic.
User avatar #516 to #515 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
I like SAO.....
User avatar #517 to #516 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
It was okay
User avatar #518 to #517 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
Dat Action
User avatar #520 to #519 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
If it weren't for the fact that he cut it short so he could write a second story with incest it could have been alot better. Or had he just omitted the incest part of the second half...

Why did he have to add the incest...
User avatar #521 to #520 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
Incest would've been fine if it was actually incest instead of some nonsense workaround that is a secret and reveals that they're not related.
User avatar #522 to #521 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
But he told us they were only cousins in ike episode 7 or so. And for some reason when she found out it fueled her drive because apparently Cousins are ok to marry in japan. And Blah Blah Blah huge tits blah blah I love him blah **** I love him in both worlds but I can't because he's my brother even though he's not but he is blah blah yay everyone is happy in the end.

Speaking of incest, did you know the write of Oreimo is writing another incest story, he pretty much used the exact same characters from before but changed their hair.
User avatar #523 to #522 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
Haven't watcched Oreimo yet.

GG.
User avatar #524 to #523 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
You should, it's good, in the 'I WANT TO MURDER THIS AUTHOR WITH A RED HOT PITCHFORK IN THE ASS MULTIPLE TIMES' sorta way.
User avatar #525 to #524 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
I might.

Anything with hot incest scenes?
User avatar #526 to #525 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
Ya, it's disappointing because they never **** , no one does, ever, even though the entire time you just want him to pick someone and **** them and yet there he goes running around like a chicken oblivious to the fact that you just cut his head off.
User avatar #503 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #504 to #503 - zomaru (06/20/2014) [-]
OP Delivered
User avatar #505 to #504 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I always do
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