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zomaru

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: ishegura
Video Games Played: Dead Space, others
Date Signed Up:2/02/2013
Last Login:5/24/2015
Location:Missouri
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Content Ranking:#882
Comment Ranking:#397
Highest Content Rank:#172
Highest Comment Rank:#167
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Content Level Progress: 14.4% (144/1000)
Level 225 Content: Mind Blower → Level 226 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 330 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:14
Content Views:1334829
Times Content Favorited:2288 times
Total Comments Made:17479
FJ Points:60475
Favorite Tags: CAD comics (2) | comic (2) | games (2) | hfy (2)

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    Something Creative. Something Creative.
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    My game, your problem. My game, your problem.
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latest user's comments

#58 - Normaky, yes. But Rockefeller street is much better nightcore.…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Until you hate them 0
#68 - hdherpderp (39 minutes ago) [-]
#65 - Wrong reply  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Netflix what are you doing 0
#66 - wazoowonseventeen (1 hour ago) [-]
fuck
#63 - I'm to tipsy to remember his name. Thanks. 1 hour ago on Netflix what are you doing 0
#53 - RIP that one guy who created RWBY  [+] (7 new replies) 2 hours ago on Netflix what are you doing +3
User avatar #59 - wazoowonseventeen (1 hour ago) [-]
Monty Oum

you inconsiderate fuck
#64 - wazoowonseventeen (1 hour ago) [-]
sure thing
User avatar #65 - zomaru (1 hour ago) [-]
Wrong reply
#66 - wazoowonseventeen (1 hour ago) [-]
fuck
User avatar #63 - zomaru (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm to tipsy to remember his name. Thanks.
#56 - hitchednegima (1 hour ago) [-]
User avatar #61 - mcstorms (1 hour ago) [-]
Ill never be that fucking cool. god damn it.
#68 - Yes 5 hours ago on mommamadeira's profile 0
#66 - Look up Zomaru_ishegura. Or without the underscore. I think th… 5 hours ago on mommamadeira's profile 0
#65 - I'm sending messages, weird. 5 hours ago on mommamadeira's profile 0
#62 - Not you?  [+] (7 new replies) 5 hours ago on mommamadeira's profile 0
User avatar #69 - mommamadeira (5 hours ago) [-]
Sent you a request to add to contacts.
User avatar #67 - mommamadeira (5 hours ago) [-]
missouri?
User avatar #68 - zomaru (5 hours ago) [-]
Yes
User avatar #64 - mommamadeira (5 hours ago) [-]
I didn't get any notifications of an invite though.
User avatar #65 - zomaru (5 hours ago) [-]
I'm sending messages, weird.
User avatar #63 - mommamadeira (5 hours ago) [-]
That actually is me, god I needs to change that description. That was years ago back in high school.
User avatar #66 - zomaru (5 hours ago) [-]
Look up Zomaru_ishegura. Or without the underscore. I think the name is original.
#60 - Sent I think/hope  [+] (9 new replies) 5 hours ago on mommamadeira's profile 0
User avatar #61 - mommamadeira (5 hours ago) [-]
Nah bro I think you got the wrong dude. What's yours I'll send you a message.
#62 - zomaru (5 hours ago) [-]
Not you?
User avatar #69 - mommamadeira (5 hours ago) [-]
Sent you a request to add to contacts.
User avatar #67 - mommamadeira (5 hours ago) [-]
missouri?
User avatar #68 - zomaru (5 hours ago) [-]
Yes
User avatar #64 - mommamadeira (5 hours ago) [-]
I didn't get any notifications of an invite though.
User avatar #65 - zomaru (5 hours ago) [-]
I'm sending messages, weird.
User avatar #63 - mommamadeira (5 hours ago) [-]
That actually is me, god I needs to change that description. That was years ago back in high school.
User avatar #66 - zomaru (5 hours ago) [-]
Look up Zomaru_ishegura. Or without the underscore. I think the name is original.
#56 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 5 hours ago on mommamadeira's profile 0
User avatar #59 - mommamadeira (5 hours ago) [-]
Oh it might be Chancevance no space.
User avatar #58 - mommamadeira (5 hours ago) [-]
There, now my picture is a monkey drowning a man. Check again.
User avatar #57 - mommamadeira (5 hours ago) [-]
Give me a minute.
User avatar #60 - zomaru (5 hours ago) [-]
Sent I think/hope
User avatar #61 - mommamadeira (5 hours ago) [-]
Nah bro I think you got the wrong dude. What's yours I'll send you a message.
#62 - zomaru (5 hours ago) [-]
Not you?
User avatar #69 - mommamadeira (5 hours ago) [-]
Sent you a request to add to contacts.
User avatar #67 - mommamadeira (5 hours ago) [-]
missouri?
User avatar #68 - zomaru (5 hours ago) [-]
Yes
User avatar #64 - mommamadeira (5 hours ago) [-]
I didn't get any notifications of an invite though.
User avatar #65 - zomaru (5 hours ago) [-]
I'm sending messages, weird.
User avatar #63 - mommamadeira (5 hours ago) [-]
That actually is me, god I needs to change that description. That was years ago back in high school.
User avatar #66 - zomaru (5 hours ago) [-]
Look up Zomaru_ishegura. Or without the underscore. I think the name is original.

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#672 - DemonMatt (05/11/2015) [-]
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#673 to #672 - zomaru (05/11/2015) [-]
Hey sugur
#674 to #673 - DemonMatt (05/11/2015) [-]
What's good, my ***** ?
#675 to #674 - zomaru (05/11/2015) [-]
Base was raided in Rust   
Gotta work a 			****		 shift in a few   
I'm board    
I don't really feel like watching any thing
Base was raided in Rust
Gotta work a **** shift in a few
I'm board
I don't really feel like watching any thing
#676 to #675 - DemonMatt (05/11/2015) [-]
Rust has bases?   
Literally every video I've seen has been naked dudes killing each other.   
 Or "killing," sometimes I don't pay attention.
Rust has bases?
Literally every video I've seen has been naked dudes killing each other.
Or "killing," sometimes I don't pay attention.
User avatar #677 to #676 - zomaru (05/11/2015) [-]
Build bases, gather friends, Kill outsiders. Wash and repeat. We were doing well but we got ****** and I don't want to go in and look at the damage. It hurts me too much.
#678 to #677 - DemonMatt (05/11/2015) [-]
>Gather friends
>Gather friends
User avatar #679 to #678 - zomaru (05/11/2015) [-]
Same, but some guy I met on FJ moved in with me, and while I slept he invited in a group of people who turned our base into a fort. So I live with them now. Me and the leader are chill but I keep my distance because trust issues.
#680 to #679 - DemonMatt (05/11/2015) [-]
I basically don't trust anything that isn't hidden when I leave.
That's why I grew to hate those games like Game of War and Travian.
Nothing says I love you like a 4AM "your base is about to get ****** in the ass" notification.
User avatar #681 to #680 - zomaru (05/11/2015) [-]
These guys are different, It's weird, but acceptable.
User avatar #646 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #647 to #646 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
Hey, wanna do me a favor?
#670 to #647 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
My priorities are to make Asami the biggest bitch ever

and LoK being meh is exactly why I took this assignment to make it NOT meh.
User avatar #660 to #647 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
What's your idea?
User avatar #661 to #660 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
you know those trash that have the 'scents' to try and fight against trash odor?
User avatar #662 to #661 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
You mean like ****** perfume and cheap cologne?
User avatar #663 to #662 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
Oh, I forgot to add the word bag. Trash bags that have scents.
User avatar #664 to #663 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Plastic Trash Bags have scents?
User avatar #665 to #664 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
They sell them at some stores like Wal-mart.
User avatar #666 to #665 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Never seen them

OK. continue.
User avatar #667 to #666 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
Well, I used one, and when I pulled the bag out of the trashcan the condensed smell of the bag was 10x worse than the trash ever was. And then I realised that might be a funny idea for a comic.
User avatar #668 to #667 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Probably

Sorry bruh my expertise in comic making only goes to that of LoK

I have a backlog of **** LoK related that needs to be done.
User avatar #669 to #668 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
Your priorities are weird.

Also, LoK is meh.
User avatar #648 to #647 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
depends on the favor.
User avatar #649 to #648 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Satan+forced+himself+into+their+souls/movies/5512165/
Just ask this OP why he blocks me. I have no idea who he is.
User avatar #650 to #649 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
I sent him a PM. He's offline at the moment so the response will be delayed.
User avatar #651 to #650 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
Ayy, Danka. I like you.
User avatar #652 to #651 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]


Names murr. Sup.
User avatar #653 to #652 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
Putting off sleeping for as long as possible, same as I do every night. you?
#654 to #653 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Working on my LoK art projects   
   
Go bed.
Working on my LoK art projects

Go bed.
User avatar #655 to #654 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
Oh, you do art? As in draw?
#656 to #655 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Matter of fact I do

Comics and Porn
User avatar #657 to #656 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
you draw comics? Awesome, I got an idea for you
User avatar #658 to #657 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Is it LoK related?
User avatar #659 to #658 - zomaru (04/12/2015) [-]
Well... no, but I think it's funny.
User avatar #644 - zomaru (04/11/2015) [-]
Re-Kan!
User avatar #645 to #644 - zomaru (04/11/2015) [-]
Denpa Kyoushi
User avatar #643 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
I bet you're a fag who watches animey
#639 - dbdeano ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #635 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Slut
User avatar #634 - ayumu (02/18/2015) [-]
**ayumu touch**
User avatar #625 - Pleinair (02/18/2015) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #626 to #625 - zomaru (02/18/2015) [-]
You're not listed under recent users. Explain?
User avatar #627 to #626 - Pleinair (02/18/2015) [-]
ah, its because im a mod thats all
#628 to #627 - zomaru (02/18/2015) [-]
I wish I was still a mod...
I wish I was still a mod...
#629 to #628 - Pleinair (02/18/2015) [-]
Bawh, im sorry   
   
but i came here to ask you something
Bawh, im sorry

but i came here to ask you something
#630 to #629 - zomaru (02/18/2015) [-]
I'm waiting
#631 to #630 - Pleinair (02/18/2015) [-]
Well...admin put me in charge of this board funnyjunk.com/backroom/

It's only just started today and I'm doing my best to promote it as much as I can. I wanted to invite you if you ever need a another corner of funnyjunk to dick around in.

So i mean...if you ever find yourself bored and you want some nice people to chat there its always open.
User avatar #632 to #631 - zomaru (02/18/2015) [-]
Pls no
I have the FJ /anime/ skype.
User avatar #633 to #632 - Pleinair (02/18/2015) [-]
Its cool man. just wanted more people to know about it.
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User avatar #621 to #620 - zomaru (01/28/2015) [-]
Unfortunately for you, I can reply, and you sir have failed.
#622 to #621 - deletingmycomments has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #623 to #622 - zomaru (01/28/2015) [-]
I still don't get why bother.
User avatar #618 to #617 - zomaru (01/21/2015) [-]
Naw it was from that post about that guys cat that died a few weeks back
User avatar #601 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
>Loli's driving tanks

Sounds hot to be honest
#602 to #601 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
Is epic tho
#603 to #602 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
I dunno why but women who operate heavy weaponry turn me on like you wouldn't imagine    
   
How are you?
I dunno why but women who operate heavy weaponry turn me on like you wouldn't imagine

How are you?
#604 to #603 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
Meh, same old same old
User avatar #605 to #604 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Define Same old Same Old

Same old Same Old to me involves Vodka and depression
User avatar #606 to #605 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
Working to afford school to stay at home to be lazy.
User avatar #607 to #606 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Sounds like my life

Only I strive for porn and alcohol
User avatar #608 to #607 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
I haven't yet found any booze I can down like water and my taste in porn is not a specific one so am unlike you I guess. But that doesn't mean we can't be friends.
#609 to #608 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Mine is very specific

Love me some violent bitches
User avatar #610 to #609 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
Tsundere kinda guy ah? I can dig it.
#611 to #610 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
>Tsundere

Are you some kind of homo lala man

Yandere or go home. If my Waifu isn't having a sick obsession with torture then I am not aroused
User avatar #612 to #611 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
Thats... err... Ok then.
#613 to #612 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Are you into Tsundere

There is only one good Tsundere on the planet
User avatar #614 to #613 - zomaru (01/16/2015) [-]
I've come to like a slight tsundere side, but mabey that's becasue I'm a slight masocist.
#615 to #614 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
>slight masocist.

Translation

>I have limits
#600 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero
#587 - dbdeano ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
#588 to #587 - zomaru (10/26/2014) [-]
B-But I hardly know you
B-But I hardly know you
#589 to #588 - dbdeano ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
Give it time and you'll know everything about me
#571 - zomaru (09/08/2014) [-]
Refference
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