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zlawliet

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Date Signed Up:3/26/2011
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Comment Ranking:#12686
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Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 125 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:35192
Times Content Favorited:99 times
Total Comments Made:957
FJ Points:5005

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    It's a Me! It's a Me!
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#127 - congratulations you're retarded on the internet join the club 06/13/2016 on Relivant 0
#15 - everytime I see this gif I can't help but be disgusted by the …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2016 on No sharing over on this side +28
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#45 - pumpkinpie (04/18/2016) [-]
everyone loves it over here where i'm from, i think it's pretty great anyway.
#44 - Look at the question marks.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2016 on This is some next level shit +1
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#54 - peliaosfiendline (04/01/2016) [-]
i see it now, and i comment that artist for their masterful use of subtlety
#50 - No wonder Tracer needs to flaunt dat ass around She's…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2016 on God Bless #Savethebutt 0
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#54 - Sethorein (04/01/2016) [-]
I liked the move at 2:05
#40 - Fair enough. It's not exactly ... common. But hey, some bull d…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2016 on "'"security""" womyn +3
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#44 - PlagueDoctor (03/31/2016) [-]
My mates boxing coach works as a security agent part-time and she could eat 99.99% of FJ and go for seconds.
Daniella Somers, check her out
#10 - How do you know, there's no audio. For all we know, she could …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2016 on "'"security""" womyn +9
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#24 - belshir (03/31/2016) [-]
the guy literally next to her only reacts to her pushing him, nobody else is alarmed, she didnt make a sound when running
#11 - anon (03/30/2016) [-]
Yes, she was definitely concerned about the patrons as she shoved them while running away. And it looks like she did a really good job of alerting the people someone had a gun.

Or you're retarded. Not really sure which though
#48 - anon (03/31/2016) [-]
She distracts he reacts. Seems reasonable to me.
#5 - The man that attacks is also security. This is e…  [+] (29 new replies) 03/30/2016 on "'"security""" womyn +320
#76 - knarlyfish (03/31/2016) [-]
10 points to you. I've seen this webm a few times and always figured there was more to the story than FJ's obsession with "hurr durr women". You are the hero this internet of misinformation needs, and the one it deserves.

webm unrelated
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#96 - rplix (03/31/2016) [-]
That bird is fucking pissed.
#74 - arreatface (03/31/2016) [-]
its nice to see an intelligent comment once in a while
don't get me wrong I love the site but lately the autism has grown stronger.
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#35 - ihateeverybodytoo (03/31/2016) [-]
bullshit.
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#63 - heartlessrobot (03/31/2016) [-]
You're allowed to be wrong.
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#65 - ihateeverybodytoo (03/31/2016) [-]
not wrong though. You shouldn't have a job you aren't able to do. only in recent times was this bullshit possible. If you are club/bar security it should be mandatory that you are a badass mother fucker.
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#66 - heartlessrobot (03/31/2016) [-]
Yeah but when you're trying to talk down a drunk or a coke head who's got a knife, it helps when he doesn't think you're about to eat him.
#32 - anon (03/31/2016) [-]
Have you ever been to a club?
#22 - youregaylol (03/31/2016) [-]
"You can have male mouths and female muscles. "

So we're just gonna pretend like this happens. We're gonna pretend that there are female "muscle" at clubs.

lol ok.
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#67 - ihateeverybodytoo (03/31/2016) [-]
Yeah dude that's where we are right now. It's like they took mother fucking D&D logic and applied it to real life. "Sure a 105lb woman can be just as strong as muscular 250lb man, yep it happens all the time"

retards..
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#58 - nexuslament (03/31/2016) [-]
What you don't SS?
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#40 - zlawliet (03/31/2016) [-]
Fair enough. It's not exactly ... common. But hey, some bull dykes can be scary
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#44 - PlagueDoctor (03/31/2016) [-]
My mates boxing coach works as a security agent part-time and she could eat 99.99% of FJ and go for seconds.
Daniella Somers, check her out
#16 - anon (03/31/2016) [-]
20 years in club security and what you say is bullshit. But whatever fits your narrative.
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#9 - belshir (03/30/2016) [-]
okay but its still this womans job to protect people, she literally doesnt do anything, she sprints for it without so much as a warning. Man or woman thats a cowardly and shitty thing to do
#36 - Millybays (03/31/2016) [-]
Bet you'd go up to someone pointing a gun at you for 10$ an hour, fucking keyboard warrior.
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#37 - belshir (03/31/2016) [-]
did i say "that bitch should have bum rushed him and taken him to the floor" no its just infuriating that this woman who is part of a security team to keep people safe literally books it at the first sign of danger, doesn't earn the other guard, doest warn the patrons, just up and legs it
#38 - Millybays (03/31/2016) [-]
Shes not getting paid for it, im sure shes confident her colleague can handle it.
You want firemen to arrest drug dealers and paramedics to put fires out as well?
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#39 - belshir (03/31/2016) [-]
she not PAID to do the basic human warning of "OH SHIT HES GOT A GUN"?? are you retarded?did you read anything in my last comment?
#72 - Millybays (03/31/2016) [-]
Drawing that assumption in a gif without audio
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#94 - belshir (03/31/2016) [-]
literally nobody around her flinches, if someone screamed or shouted something about a guy with a gun i know damn sure i would sit there motionless talking to a friend
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#97 - belshir (03/31/2016) [-]
*wouldnt
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#13 - veetorblink (03/31/2016) [-]
its not her job to protect people. her job is to observe and report and protect the property. she doesn't get paid to fight armed people.
#12 - flyslasher (03/31/2016) [-]
The gunman obviously has his gun pointed at the woman from down the hall. what the hell is she supposed to do with that distance between him and her. The gunman then puts the gun in his pocket and the other security guard is able to do something because he's right there. Are you even trying shit lord?
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#10 - zlawliet (03/30/2016) [-]
How do you know, there's no audio. For all we know, she could have said:

"GUN! Everybody back up!" While she ran herself.

Or maybe she said

"Hitler did nothing wrong!"

Really, no way to be sure. Can't even see her mouth.
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#24 - belshir (03/31/2016) [-]
the guy literally next to her only reacts to her pushing him, nobody else is alarmed, she didnt make a sound when running
#11 - anon (03/30/2016) [-]
Yes, she was definitely concerned about the patrons as she shoved them while running away. And it looks like she did a really good job of alerting the people someone had a gun.

Or you're retarded. Not really sure which though
#48 - anon (03/31/2016) [-]
She distracts he reacts. Seems reasonable to me.
#6 - evilhomer (03/30/2016) [-]
#61 - Yeh, don't worry. It's not like I didn't understand what the l… 03/29/2016 on 2Men +3
#17 - I don't know about the 'If your girlfriend makes you afraid of…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2016 on 2Men +7
#59 - allthehomo (03/29/2016) [-]
If I piss of my girlfriend she'll withhold sex and give me the silent treatment. Living with her is gonna be a bitch for the next couple of days.

If I piss of my girlfriend, she might hit me again. She's already cut me off from my friends and family - I don't know who to turn to. She's always been a smooth talker. She could go to the police and accuse me of damn near anything. I could lose my job. I could lose our daughter. I could go to prison.
She's got me wrapped around her finger. We have a joint bank account, and almost everything we own together is in her name. I can't just LEAVE. Effectively, she owns me.
She could do anything to me.
I'm afraid to make my girlfriend mad.
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#61 - zlawliet (03/29/2016) [-]
Yeh, don't worry. It's not like I didn't understand what the line was more specifically referring to
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#19 - alimais (03/28/2016) [-]
You should be able in a healthy relationship to have a fight with each other without fearing the end of said relationship.
#25 - anon (03/28/2016) [-]
So we have to understood the use of the word "Afraid" and "Mad"


I use the word afraid far more in a sense that synonymous with disappointment. "im afraid so" and mad is just being ticked off to me. livid or furious is what i would use as an end of relationship type words.

So i do think its reasonable to not want to make my partner mad. my friends make me mad sometimes doesn't mean i don't want to stop being friends with them.
#1014 - **zlawliet used "*roll 1, 1-100*"** **zlawliet rolls 053** … 03/23/2016 on Roll for gf 0