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#151 - wow do u write 4 big bang theory i luv that show because im su… 9 hours ago on TV shows +1
#16 - Well it should be that'd be way better. 07/21/2014 on Grass Table 0
#13 - Looks like the chair portion itself is artificial turf. Going …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Grass Table +1
#15 - anonymous (07/21/2014) [-]
its not
User avatar #16 - zlawliet (07/21/2014) [-]
Well it should be that'd be way better.
#192 - Picture 07/18/2014 on Oppression in the Internet Age +3
#5246 - **zlawliet rolls 755,765,975** 124,786,304 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#138 - both 07/18/2014 on Oppression in the Internet Age 0
#134 - Yeah thats what the problem is man. They have to try and expre…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Oppression in the Internet Age +1
User avatar #160 - andreweasley (07/18/2014) [-]
They just need a person who can express those ideas without making them sounds like total bitches with something shoved up their ass. and just looking for a man to accuse for no particular reason.
#129 - I listen to me  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Oppression in the Internet Age -3
User avatar #188 - swordmasterralis (07/18/2014) [-]
You just repeated what he said.
Nobody listens to you.
#192 - zlawliet (07/18/2014) [-]
#127 - Because I'm a faggot that doesn't give a **** abo…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Oppression in the Internet Age -3
User avatar #148 - andreweasley (07/18/2014) [-]
In my eyes men and women are equals and should be treated equally..... but my opinion is shit anyways...
User avatar #128 - gammajk (07/18/2014) [-]
Wow, you really are a cunt, aren't you?
Have you ever wondered that maybe that's why nobody listens to you?
User avatar #129 - zlawliet (07/18/2014) [-]
I listen to me
User avatar #188 - swordmasterralis (07/18/2014) [-]
You just repeated what he said.
Nobody listens to you.
#192 - zlawliet (07/18/2014) [-]
#112 - I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion here but I giv…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Oppression in the Internet Age -5
#132 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
or are you really this retarded?
User avatar #138 - zlawliet (07/18/2014) [-]
both
User avatar #130 - andreweasley (07/18/2014) [-]
I understand, But did she have a need for the whole "SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP!'' I don't have anything against women but, most of these 'Feminist' Are just looking for someone (Most preferably a guy) to accuse and bitch at.
User avatar #134 - zlawliet (07/18/2014) [-]
Yeah thats what the problem is man. They have to try and express themselves without the raging inferno of 1000 cunts. I'm just saying, if you can look past the perma-bitch face and excessive hostility, they /do/ seem to have the right idea.
User avatar #160 - andreweasley (07/18/2014) [-]
They just need a person who can express those ideas without making them sounds like total bitches with something shoved up their ass. and just looking for a man to accuse for no particular reason.
#126 - inept (07/18/2014) [-]
She does have good points, but she kinda ruins it for herself by appearing overly emotive and using words like 'patriarchy' making her look like a stereotypical idiot feminist.
User avatar #146 - andreweasley (07/18/2014) [-]
Yes, but you can't just be a bitch at literally EVERY guy you see. Okay, be me and my gay friend walking back to the car after shopping at a local target. There is a woman sitting in a car by herself right next to our car, She gets out of the car like a wild boar and starts knocking on our window. We roll down the window and she says ''Wtf do you think you're doing!?" We sit there clueless and dumbfounded. She continues "I saw you raping me with your eyes and you're just gonna sit there and act like nothing happened!?'' My friend explains to her that he is not interested in female. She's screaming at this point ''OHH,OHH,OHHH! NOW I'M NOT ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH FOR YOU!? blah blah blah blah I have rights blah blah blah You can't disrespect my womanhood blah'' The police show up because some passerby called them on us. and allot more happened but that's all that I'm going to say. What does this have to do with anything? Well.... I have no idea
#149 - inept (07/18/2014) [-]
She seems to have a bad attitude, but those guys in the vid are being quite obnoxious..
User avatar #154 - andreweasley (07/18/2014) [-]
I'll give you that one. All I'm saying is that most of them go around making a fool of themselves. Some of them do have valid points. Some of them anyways.
#172 - inept (07/18/2014) [-]
Absolutely, it's just that she's making herself look like one of those women.
#123 - youmotherfather (07/18/2014) [-]
I don't really get what you're trying to say as you're contradicting yourself most of the time, so just have my reaction based on that last paragraph.
User avatar #122 - gammajk (07/18/2014) [-]
"IT'S NOT HER FAULT SHE'S A TOTAL CUNT!"
Yeah, no. You sound like a total cunt too. Instead of actually saying anything meaningful, you're just insulting the other side (flock of brain dead geese, rambling dumbfucks who don't know shit) and claiming superiority.

Either way, this woman and her group of psychotic bitch friends are very clearly fucking wrong here. This particular argument took place after the lecture at IIRC the University of Toronto about men's rights, which this woman's group silenced and shut down by pulling the fire alarm, and then cheered about it.

No matter what your beliefs are, if you're a total cunt, you're wrong and always will be wrong. Welcome to reality, enjoy your stay.

TL;DR I don't know why you felt the need to say "suck 500 dicks and gargle the mayo" in your tl;dr, what's the point of just open hostility? Why not actually give a substantial argument instead of constantly insulting "the other side"? You're just as big of a sheep as the people you view sheep, you do absolutely no critical thinking of your own, nor do you examine your own actions. People like you have been and always will be the downfall of civilization.
User avatar #127 - zlawliet (07/18/2014) [-]
Because I'm a faggot that doesn't give a shit about effort. I'm just as retarded as everyone else, never said otherwise. I'll shove your "superiority" right up my butt.

Plus hey guy, both sides can suck 500 dicks and gargle the mayo for all I care. I ain't takin' sides. Sure maybe a little context makes the femi's look like the bigger shits, not like I researched the back story and thought "what lead up to this video".
User avatar #148 - andreweasley (07/18/2014) [-]
In my eyes men and women are equals and should be treated equally..... but my opinion is shit anyways...
User avatar #128 - gammajk (07/18/2014) [-]
Wow, you really are a cunt, aren't you?
Have you ever wondered that maybe that's why nobody listens to you?
User avatar #129 - zlawliet (07/18/2014) [-]
I listen to me
User avatar #188 - swordmasterralis (07/18/2014) [-]
You just repeated what he said.
Nobody listens to you.
#192 - zlawliet (07/18/2014) [-]

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#41 - kingpinkie (01/10/2014) [-]
you should play mc with us again
you should play mc with us again
User avatar #42 to #41 - zlawliet (01/17/2014) [-]
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE
#43 to #42 - kingpinkie (01/17/2014) [-]
i watch you sleep )))))))))))))))))))
i watch you sleep )))))))))))))))))))
User avatar #44 to #43 - zlawliet (01/17/2014) [-]
oh god how horrifying :c
#45 to #44 - kingpinkie (01/17/2014) [-]
Mmm....yes indeedy   
herro tadao
Mmm....yes indeedy
herro tadao
#40 - zlawliet (11/27/2011) [-]
**zlawliet rolled a random image**
User avatar #14 - zombiechef (10/05/2011) [-]
I saw you on Omegle. ಠ_ಠ
User avatar #15 to #14 - zlawliet (10/05/2011) [-]
I saw you there too ಠ_ಠ

We meet again. -cue epic battle music-
User avatar #16 to #15 - zombiechef (10/05/2011) [-]
Indeed we do. xD
-had a hell of a time trying to look you up-
User avatar #17 to #16 - zlawliet (10/05/2011) [-]
D'awe why is that D:? Is it because the username search doesn't work :3?
#18 to #17 - zombiechef (10/05/2011) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
#19 to #18 - zlawliet (10/05/2011) [-]
Well I'm glad you still found me :D I was scared for a moment. It was taking too long :3  
QUESTION.  
  
Are you against ponies? If so I'll refrain from using the pony pictures I have :3
Well I'm glad you still found me :D I was scared for a moment. It was taking too long :3
QUESTION.

Are you against ponies? If so I'll refrain from using the pony pictures I have :3
#20 to #19 - zombiechef (10/05/2011) [-]
I hate ponies with a burning passion.
#28 to #20 - mynameismoses (10/31/2011) [-]
i like this guy you should keep him c:
User avatar #29 to #28 - zombiechef (11/01/2011) [-]
o.o
Were you talking to me?
#31 to #30 - zombiechef (11/01/2011) [-]
But I'm not a guy.
But I'm not a guy.
#32 to #31 - mynameismoses (11/01/2011) [-]
i love yoou..... I MEAN UHH oh thats pretty kool DONT YOU THINK ZLAWLIET YOU STRANGE PERSON I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TRUE IDENTITY IS WHAT ? n__n
i love yoou..... I MEAN UHH oh thats pretty kool DONT YOU THINK ZLAWLIET YOU STRANGE PERSON I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TRUE IDENTITY IS WHAT ? n__n
#37 to #36 - mynameismoses (11/03/2011) [-]
pic related c:
User avatar #39 to #37 - zlawliet (11/14/2011) [-]
LOL when did you get here xD
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User avatar #21 to #20 - zlawliet (10/05/2011) [-]
D'awe no fun :3 why is that?
User avatar #22 to #21 - zombiechef (10/05/2011) [-]
Because they're for little kids!!
User avatar #23 to #22 - zlawliet (10/05/2011) [-]
That's a terrible reason :3
User avatar #24 to #23 - zombiechef (10/06/2011) [-]
But... My 4 year old sister likes ponies.
Plus - I like violent, actiony things, and ponies just aren't gonna do that for me.
User avatar #25 to #24 - zlawliet (10/06/2011) [-]
I like both ^_^ <3
User avatar #26 to #25 - zombiechef (10/06/2011) [-]
Pshh
User avatar #27 to #26 - zlawliet (10/06/2011) [-]
Variety is the spice of life :D
User avatar #11 - ragequiteniggers (04/05/2011) [-]
Your Welcome
User avatar #10 - ragequiteniggers (04/04/2011) [-]
So im just going to leave you a comment, for no reason at all.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - zlawliet (04/01/2011) [-]
I'm sorry to say it, but she's all mine <3 <3 <3 :D!!!!
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User avatar #4 to #3 - zlawliet (04/01/2011) [-]
Wish, pshh, why waste a wish on reality :3
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User avatar #6 to #5 - zlawliet (04/01/2011) [-]
... bu-bu-but
#7 to #6 - javierjavo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - zlawliet (04/01/2011) [-]
Naw, we're pretty close :3
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