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zlawliet

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Date Signed Up:3/26/2011
Last Login:3/07/2015
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Total Comments Made:835
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    It's a Me! It's a Me!
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#9 - Sourcing is good. Artist is Banzchan on deviant art. They …  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on picture to drawing +31
User avatar #11 - captainprincess (8 hours ago) [-]
Last I checked though they're kinda stuffy about it
Like they'll only do the request if they like your photo and fucknows how you make a hpoto that appleas to the guy
User avatar #44 - unacceptedbear (28 minutes ago) [-]
Shit nigga I'll draw people then
#45 - captainprincess (27 minutes ago) [-]
you go right ahead mayn dont let anyone stand in the way of your dreams
#26 - Don't forget the third, called abortion.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on (Reevaluating life decisions) +2
User avatar #29 - fistings (03/03/2015) [-]
or the forth, Abandonment!
#10 - What, to other guys not just shave in the shower? That …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/01/2015 on When you think you're going... +6
User avatar #13 - xtrmbragnrytz (03/01/2015) [-]
Rough cut in the shower, then smooth shave once your'e dry. That's the only way
User avatar #11 - armwulf (03/01/2015) [-]
I need a better razor or something. You try and keep the nice razor nice for the face... and you end up with disposables for the groin. Eesh.
User avatar #14 - YoursTruley (03/01/2015) [-]
no you use your older face razors, too sharp on your junk is NOT GOOD, old face razors are just sharp enough .
User avatar #15 - armwulf (03/01/2015) [-]
Thank you for your helpful dickshaving advice.
User avatar #16 - YoursTruley (03/01/2015) [-]
no problem
#8 - Don't let this guy ******** you, shaving your a c…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/01/2015 on When you think you're going... +1
User avatar #9 - armwulf (03/01/2015) [-]
The balls are where it gets you. Don't even try right out of the shower.
User avatar #10 - zlawliet (03/01/2015) [-]
What, to other guys not just shave in the shower? That shit's cray, s'easy in the shower!
User avatar #13 - xtrmbragnrytz (03/01/2015) [-]
Rough cut in the shower, then smooth shave once your'e dry. That's the only way
User avatar #11 - armwulf (03/01/2015) [-]
I need a better razor or something. You try and keep the nice razor nice for the face... and you end up with disposables for the groin. Eesh.
User avatar #14 - YoursTruley (03/01/2015) [-]
no you use your older face razors, too sharp on your junk is NOT GOOD, old face razors are just sharp enough .
User avatar #15 - armwulf (03/01/2015) [-]
Thank you for your helpful dickshaving advice.
User avatar #16 - YoursTruley (03/01/2015) [-]
no problem
#47 - That was one of the most adorable things I've read shut up. 02/28/2015 on One hentai quote to rule... +1
#39 - If you get thigh cramps from squatting you should probably exe…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on shit 0
User avatar #40 - thefates (02/19/2015) [-]
Cramps have nothing to do with physical strength. Cramps are due to lack of certain vitamins and enzymes that tell the muscles in your body to relax in the bloodstream. You're actually more likely to get cramps if you exercise too much.

It's a dietary thing. The most common cause is lack of potassium seeing as not many things have it.
#80 - but I mean hey if someone actually thinks that looks 'good' an… 02/16/2015 on oppression +1
#58 - "haha gy wastin tim he deserve 2 get both his ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on Random Internet #40 +1
User avatar #76 - captainfuckitall (02/14/2015) [-]
Only partially right. While I believe just laying down in the middle of the road wasn't the smartest thing to do (thus bringing getting ran over upon himself), he didn't 'deserve' to get ran over.
#120 - That's fantastic. This fellow is living in a cozy hom… 02/05/2015 on Wut +2
#122 - That's exactly how I feel every time I see this comic. They've… 12/22/2014 on Gayyyy. +14

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#41 - kingpinkie (01/10/2014) [-]
you should play mc with us again
you should play mc with us again
User avatar #42 to #41 - zlawliet (01/17/2014) [-]
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE
#43 to #42 - kingpinkie (01/17/2014) [-]
i watch you sleep )))))))))))))))))))
i watch you sleep )))))))))))))))))))
User avatar #44 to #43 - zlawliet (01/17/2014) [-]
oh god how horrifying :c
#45 to #44 - kingpinkie (01/17/2014) [-]
Mmm....yes indeedy   
herro tadao
Mmm....yes indeedy
herro tadao
#40 - zlawliet (11/27/2011) [-]
**zlawliet rolled a random image**
User avatar #14 - zombiechef (10/05/2011) [-]
I saw you on Omegle. ಠ_ಠ
User avatar #15 to #14 - zlawliet (10/05/2011) [-]
I saw you there too ಠ_ಠ

We meet again. -cue epic battle music-
User avatar #16 to #15 - zombiechef (10/05/2011) [-]
Indeed we do. xD
-had a hell of a time trying to look you up-
User avatar #17 to #16 - zlawliet (10/05/2011) [-]
D'awe why is that D:? Is it because the username search doesn't work :3?
#18 to #17 - zombiechef (10/05/2011) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
#19 to #18 - zlawliet (10/05/2011) [-]
Well I'm glad you still found me :D I was scared for a moment. It was taking too long :3  
QUESTION.  
  
Are you against ponies? If so I'll refrain from using the pony pictures I have :3
Well I'm glad you still found me :D I was scared for a moment. It was taking too long :3
QUESTION.

Are you against ponies? If so I'll refrain from using the pony pictures I have :3
#20 to #19 - zombiechef (10/05/2011) [-]
I hate ponies with a burning passion.
#28 to #20 - mynameismoses (10/31/2011) [-]
i like this guy you should keep him c:
User avatar #29 to #28 - zombiechef (11/01/2011) [-]
o.o
Were you talking to me?
#31 to #30 - zombiechef (11/01/2011) [-]
But I'm not a guy.
But I'm not a guy.
#32 to #31 - mynameismoses (11/01/2011) [-]
i love yoou..... I MEAN UHH oh thats pretty kool DONT YOU THINK ZLAWLIET YOU STRANGE PERSON I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TRUE IDENTITY IS WHAT ? n__n
i love yoou..... I MEAN UHH oh thats pretty kool DONT YOU THINK ZLAWLIET YOU STRANGE PERSON I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TRUE IDENTITY IS WHAT ? n__n
#37 to #36 - mynameismoses (11/03/2011) [-]
pic related c:
User avatar #39 to #37 - zlawliet (11/14/2011) [-]
LOL when did you get here xD
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User avatar #21 to #20 - zlawliet (10/05/2011) [-]
D'awe no fun :3 why is that?
User avatar #22 to #21 - zombiechef (10/05/2011) [-]
Because they're for little kids!!
User avatar #23 to #22 - zlawliet (10/05/2011) [-]
That's a terrible reason :3
User avatar #24 to #23 - zombiechef (10/06/2011) [-]
But... My 4 year old sister likes ponies.
Plus - I like violent, actiony things, and ponies just aren't gonna do that for me.
User avatar #25 to #24 - zlawliet (10/06/2011) [-]
I like both ^_^ <3
User avatar #26 to #25 - zombiechef (10/06/2011) [-]
Pshh
User avatar #27 to #26 - zlawliet (10/06/2011) [-]
Variety is the spice of life :D
User avatar #11 - ragequiteniggers (04/05/2011) [-]
Your Welcome
User avatar #10 - ragequiteniggers (04/04/2011) [-]
So im just going to leave you a comment, for no reason at all.
#1 - javierjavo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - zlawliet (04/01/2011) [-]
I'm sorry to say it, but she's all mine <3 <3 <3 :D!!!!
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User avatar #4 to #3 - zlawliet (04/01/2011) [-]
Wish, pshh, why waste a wish on reality :3
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User avatar #6 to #5 - zlawliet (04/01/2011) [-]
... bu-bu-but
#7 to #6 - javierjavo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - zlawliet (04/01/2011) [-]
Naw, we're pretty close :3
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