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#832 - **zkas rolls 50** Theycallmemooman 03/17/2012 on hardcore gore 0
#1 - Thanks for the laugh haha 03/16/2012 on oh god why? +1
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#80 - <<Last frame 03/15/2012 on on the bright side, i found... +1
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#61 - **zkas rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at pizza… 03/15/2012 on dem cats +5
#98 - Don't start **** again Rafiki.. You know it was an unfair fight 03/15/2012 on Don't mess with Rafiki +15
#124 - Haters gonna hate 03/15/2012 on Everytime +6
#223 - Amongst all of the anti-vegeterian comments that have been mad… 03/15/2012 on True story :) +1
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#122 - gmarrox (03/15/2012) [-]
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#136 - chezburger (03/15/2012) [-]
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#133 - dtox (03/15/2012) [-]
double dubs!
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#124 - zkas (03/15/2012) [-]
Haters gonna hate
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#956 - His face when his mom walks into the front door... 03/14/2012 on Wiggle Wiggle Yeaaah 0
#1 - **zkas rolled a random image posted in comment #113 at He … 03/14/2012 on lol its funny cuz pokemanz +3
#6 - Awesome dude. Good luck with it  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2012 on lol 0
#7 - phatbobrmr (03/14/2012) [-]
thanks man.
#3 - Nice, bro. Can you really skate though?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2012 on lol 0
#5 - phatbobrmr (03/14/2012) [-]
i do actuelly. i have a mini ramp:) thanks for asking
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#6 - zkas (03/14/2012) [-]
Awesome dude. Good luck with it
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thanks man.
#195 - Then right after I beat my former selfs ass, I'd go beat your …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2012 on Americans True Story +2
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#196 - ShadeElement (03/14/2012) [-]
Make them funnier next time.
#192 - If I was Indian, I would beat my former self's white ass.  [+] (29 new replies) 03/14/2012 on Americans True Story +2
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#194 - ShadeElement (03/14/2012) [-]
If you were indian you could live entirely off government assistance, not have to work (or at least very hard) and have access to countless federal programs designed to make your life easier.

And you get to bitch endlessly about the "white man" even though you have no problem taking all this free shit from him.
#198 - herecomesjohnny (03/14/2012) [-]
< yeah, it's not like indians lost something...
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#201 - ShadeElement (03/14/2012) [-]
Name one nation of peoples that haven't been conquered at one point in history.
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#282 - tkfourtwoone (03/14/2012) [-]
Mother(fucking) Russia
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#286 - ShadeElement (03/14/2012) [-]
Russia. Thus named because it was created by The Russ, merciless vikings from Scandinavia who conquered, killed and enslaved many peoples, including Khazars, (who if you don't know about, you really should.) in order to build their Russian empire.
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#291 - tkfourtwoone (03/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, but that happened about 1000 years ago, in 11th-12th century

Back then most of Europe was broken in shards; I can only see the (somewhat unified) Norse forces as a (overall) constructive factor
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#293 - ShadeElement (03/14/2012) [-]
Yeah but I said through out history.

Why is it OK in the 11th century but not the 19th? Were people born in the 19th century subject to a higher moral standard?

Or does it have to do with how civilized their culture is? So since the Native peoples of the Americas were less "civilized" they weren't held to the same moral standard as the Europeans?

The point is, time is irrelevant. America didn't invent "taking land". Its been around since the dawn of time and no nation of peoples can say they are guilt free. So why beat up the US for something every nation has done.
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#295 - tkfourtwoone (03/14/2012) [-]
"Were people born in the 19th century subject to a higher moral standard?"


You know, there's one great thing the Romans had: LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES!
You would figure that over the course of almost a millennium human rights, morals and humanism in general would evolve.
But no. In this manner we're gonna be the same even after 5k years, when we're gonna colonize other planets. New, primitive life form? Control / Extinct the shit out of it! (Yes, Speaker for the Dead reference)

P.S.: Not sure about the Franks or Muslims in Spain, but the Ancient Romans were a hugely colonizing factor that DID NOT have the policy of wiping out the natives;
They just defeated their armed forces and then started Kony, the Ugandan heroISTRATING that land, helping said natives and their villages evolve

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#299 - ShadeElement (03/14/2012) [-]
A woman named Boudica and most of ancient Germany would disagree with you about Rome.

And I do agree about learning from your mistakes. I think any modern country would be remiss to take another established peoples land. But at the time the Americas were being founded, European Imperialism was in full swing. Its not like everyone was holding hands and suddenly the Colonists decided to fuck shit up.
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#304 - tkfourtwoone (03/14/2012) [-]
Boudicca was a full-fledged rebel who had the "win or die" mentality;
Actually she was that much into it that she sent 100.000 of her warriors to be slaughtered by 10.000 Romans.
With all due honesty, she had it coming

But the difference between the Roman Empire and the Colonists was that the Romans were careful to not fuck shit up too bad (you know, overkilling the local fauna and such)
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#309 - ShadeElement (03/14/2012) [-]
Boudica was a little pissed about rape. Lots of rape. And murder. And theft. Her list of complaints made William Wallace look like a whiny bitch.

And she sent 100,000 of her warriors into a trap carefully laid out by the Romans, who not only slaughtered her army, but the train of civilians behind it.
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#316 - tkfourtwoone (03/14/2012) [-]
Truth be told, the Romans did really have a bad habit called "rape everything"
But also, truth be told, the Romans had one of the greatest and most evolved military forces in history.
Even if it was a trap, 10-to-1 odds are rather impressive

And IWasNotAwareOfThat.gif about the "train of civilians"
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#311 - ShadeElement (03/14/2012) [-]
Don't get me wrong. I LOVE ancient Rome. One of the greatest civilizations in the history of our species.

But they weren't exactly merciful or kind.
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#318 - tkfourtwoone (03/14/2012) [-]
They were kind... albeit the "become our vassal and prosper or die" type of kind
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#268 - sweetheartthewolf (03/14/2012) [-]
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#288 - ShadeElement (03/14/2012) [-]
China is actually the epitome of conquered peoples, as it was once several separate and distinct nations until one emperor united them all through bloody violent war.

There's a reason its called CHINa.
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#290 - sweetheartthewolf (03/14/2012) [-]
today's china, is what my mean was
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#240 - thepiratemonkey (03/14/2012) [-]
Does being conquered suddenly make everything ok? I don't fucking think so.
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#241 - ShadeElement (03/14/2012) [-]
No, it means thats how it rolls. Not just with human history, but with all living things.

Its a very very NEW and modern concept in the history of our species to feel bad for the guy you just beat out.
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#249 - thepiratemonkey (03/14/2012) [-]
I believe the terms you are looking for are compassion and empathy, and in case you didn't know they've been around for centuries.
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#252 - ShadeElement (03/14/2012) [-]
Sorry, but I refuse to feel guilty for the advantages my ancestors worked hard to give me.
Nor will I feel obligated to anyone who's ancestors my ancestors beat.
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#257 - thepiratemonkey (03/14/2012) [-]
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I'm not asking you to feel guilty for them, all I'm asking is that you not be a complete ass to someone who is less fortunate than you. You could just as easily end up like them. If everyone would just support one another even a little bit, then the world would be a better place. I'm not saying that everyone deserves a free handout, but there are definitely people who deserve help and have earned it.
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#258 - ShadeElement (03/14/2012) [-]
We see the world differently.
I feel no sympathy for the Natives. They currently have way more advantages in their favor than I do.
I do agree with helping people who deserve it. I really do.
The key words are "deserve it".
And I don't think that your great great grandfather losing his land to an invader makes you any more deserving as a person.
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#262 - thepiratemonkey (03/14/2012) [-]
So if someone came in and took your land, destroyed your culture, and killed your people, you wouldn't want anybody to feel any sympathy towards you or your descendants? That's pretty cold.
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#269 - ShadeElement (03/14/2012) [-]
For my children? Perhaps my Grandchildren.

But when is enough enough.

And when do people stop blaming another nation for taking their land and start enjoying what they gained.

I don't see Brits demanding an apology from Rome.
Russia isn't still pissed with Scandinavia. I mean, when the Russ came to town, it was a bad day for everyone. But they did built a pretty bitchin' nation.

So sick of people wanting sympathy, or a free hand out, or an apology for shit no one alive today was involved in.
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#205 - herecomesjohnny (03/14/2012) [-]
dude, i don't even care about arguing, have fun with your opinion.
By the way, i could name a few without genocide and civilian murder
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#210 - ShadeElement (03/14/2012) [-]
I guarantee you can't.

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#195 - zkas (03/14/2012) [-]
Then right after I beat my former selfs ass, I'd go beat your ass for not being able to take a joke
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#196 - ShadeElement (03/14/2012) [-]
Make them funnier next time.
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#227 - My face when he borrowed a friends car...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2012 on revenge is sweet. +8
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