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zionsype

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Date Signed Up:10/25/2011
Last Login:12/27/2014
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Content Thumbs: 23159 total,  25744 ,  2585
Comment Thumbs: 34248 total,  50082 ,  15834
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Level 223 Content: Mind Blower → Level 224 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:17
Content Views:717391
Total Comments Made:27150
FJ Points:2560

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#944 - hi tho 12/27/2014 on zionsype's profile 0
#217 - I'm actually concerned you're legitimately a retard. Please ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on An alien's guide to humans. -6
User avatar #219 - azumeow (11/13/2013) [-]
Ya know what?

10/10. Good one. Took me till now to realize.
#215 - No it wasn't you ******* idiot. It was made when pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on An alien's guide to humans. -4
User avatar #222 - azumeow (11/13/2013) [-]
Here you go, you colossal moron. Here's where the text came from.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4786683/Humans+are+badass/

Go fuck yourself, you fucking self-important prick.
#212 - I'm done. All you people are ******* retarded. Sorry I …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2013 on An alien's guide to humans. -10
#224 - cheastnut (11/13/2013) [-]
somebody is aiming for the new red thumb lvls
User avatar #213 - azumeow (11/13/2013) [-]
Hae fun faggot. You're just pissed because YOU got proved wrong. Get off your intellectual high horse, you fucking moron.
#207 - Google just about an Animal Bite strength, infections, and bac…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on An alien's guide to humans. -5
User avatar #220 - jackmanagan (11/13/2013) [-]
no it wont you colossal moron. we have so much shit in our mouths, that within a Week. you have a good chance Pain, swelling, erythema
Limited range of motion
Lymphadenopathy
Fever
and not to mention the metacarpal damage.
ill agree that the post was inaccurate as hell but human bites are pretty damn dangerous.
#206 - This comp isn't a ******* joke, it was originally made …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2013 on An alien's guide to humans. -4
User avatar #210 - azumeow (11/13/2013) [-]
Are you fucking kidding me? You really don't know where this came from? It's a response to all of the absurdly powerful sci-fi aliens races. Someone came up with an idea of "What if HUMANS were the badass ones?" And this text was the result.

Yes, you will need two guns, because you're that retarded that you'll probably miss with the first one.
User avatar #217 - zionsype (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm actually concerned you're legitimately a retard. Please have yourself checked.
User avatar #219 - azumeow (11/13/2013) [-]
Ya know what?

10/10. Good one. Took me till now to realize.
User avatar #215 - zionsype (11/13/2013) [-]
No it wasn't you fucking idiot.
It was made when people on reddit who were tossing around "Omg homans can do dis!" OMG HOMANS CAN DO DAT!" "OMG OUR SPECIES IS SO COUL!"
User avatar #222 - azumeow (11/13/2013) [-]
Here you go, you colossal moron. Here's where the text came from.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4786683/Humans+are+badass/

Go fuck yourself, you fucking self-important prick.
#201 - "More dangerous than most animal bites? ******** . …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on An alien's guide to humans. -8
User avatar #205 - jackmanagan (11/13/2013) [-]
heres a thought, Research before you argue. no seriously google human bite infection/bacteria
User avatar #207 - zionsype (11/13/2013) [-]
Google just about an Animal Bite strength, infections, and bacteria, it will be worse.
User avatar #220 - jackmanagan (11/13/2013) [-]
no it wont you colossal moron. we have so much shit in our mouths, that within a Week. you have a good chance Pain, swelling, erythema
Limited range of motion
Lymphadenopathy
Fever
and not to mention the metacarpal damage.
ill agree that the post was inaccurate as hell but human bites are pretty damn dangerous.
#199 - Just because I don't like the fact that all of about 12 times …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2013 on An alien's guide to humans. -4
User avatar #203 - azumeow (11/13/2013) [-]
You're an asshole who can't have fun because you decided to bitch about a fucking joke in the comments. You might as well be a heckler at a comedy club. Yeah, it's amateur hour and 90% of the jokes will be recycled, but you're still gonna get dirty looks if you insult the guy telling the jokes, or the jokes themselves.
#206 - zionsype (11/13/2013) [-]
This comp isn't a fucking joke, it was originally made by people on reddit who thought the Human Species was the strongest species on earth.

About 3 of these were jokes. The rest were pretend "Facts"
User avatar #210 - azumeow (11/13/2013) [-]
Are you fucking kidding me? You really don't know where this came from? It's a response to all of the absurdly powerful sci-fi aliens races. Someone came up with an idea of "What if HUMANS were the badass ones?" And this text was the result.

Yes, you will need two guns, because you're that retarded that you'll probably miss with the first one.
User avatar #217 - zionsype (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm actually concerned you're legitimately a retard. Please have yourself checked.
User avatar #219 - azumeow (11/13/2013) [-]
Ya know what?

10/10. Good one. Took me till now to realize.
User avatar #215 - zionsype (11/13/2013) [-]
No it wasn't you fucking idiot.
It was made when people on reddit who were tossing around "Omg homans can do dis!" OMG HOMANS CAN DO DAT!" "OMG OUR SPECIES IS SO COUL!"
User avatar #222 - azumeow (11/13/2013) [-]
Here you go, you colossal moron. Here's where the text came from.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4786683/Humans+are+badass/

Go fuck yourself, you fucking self-important prick.
#197 - >Talks about how nearly everything in the comp is bull … 11/13/2013 on An alien's guide to humans. -4
#193 - I'm tired of people seeing this and thinking humans are Badass…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/13/2013 on An alien's guide to humans. -5
#232 - olafthebard (11/13/2013) [-]
Humans can physically fight of many animals without weapons... I really don't know what your talking about man.
User avatar #196 - azumeow (11/13/2013) [-]
Wow, you seem genuinely annoyed by this. I'm sure you're a fucking THRILL at parties.
User avatar #199 - zionsype (11/13/2013) [-]
Just because I don't like the fact that all of about 12 times I've seen this, people try to pretend the human species is tough when they aren't, I'm no fun?
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Apparently to say when something is bullshit and now just go with the bullshit means you're an asshole who can't have fun.
User avatar #203 - azumeow (11/13/2013) [-]
You're an asshole who can't have fun because you decided to bitch about a fucking joke in the comments. You might as well be a heckler at a comedy club. Yeah, it's amateur hour and 90% of the jokes will be recycled, but you're still gonna get dirty looks if you insult the guy telling the jokes, or the jokes themselves.
#206 - zionsype (11/13/2013) [-]
This comp isn't a fucking joke, it was originally made by people on reddit who thought the Human Species was the strongest species on earth.

About 3 of these were jokes. The rest were pretend "Facts"
User avatar #210 - azumeow (11/13/2013) [-]
Are you fucking kidding me? You really don't know where this came from? It's a response to all of the absurdly powerful sci-fi aliens races. Someone came up with an idea of "What if HUMANS were the badass ones?" And this text was the result.

Yes, you will need two guns, because you're that retarded that you'll probably miss with the first one.
User avatar #217 - zionsype (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm actually concerned you're legitimately a retard. Please have yourself checked.
User avatar #219 - azumeow (11/13/2013) [-]
Ya know what?

10/10. Good one. Took me till now to realize.
User avatar #215 - zionsype (11/13/2013) [-]
No it wasn't you fucking idiot.
It was made when people on reddit who were tossing around "Omg homans can do dis!" OMG HOMANS CAN DO DAT!" "OMG OUR SPECIES IS SO COUL!"
User avatar #222 - azumeow (11/13/2013) [-]
Here you go, you colossal moron. Here's where the text came from.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4786683/Humans+are+badass/

Go fuck yourself, you fucking self-important prick.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #943 - zeroonesixeight (08/31/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #937 - azumeow (11/13/2013) [-]
**** you ****** faggot pussy dick
User avatar #939 to #937 - majormayor (03/16/2014) [-]
what happened to this *****
User avatar #940 to #939 - azumeow (03/16/2014) [-]
He quit FJ after having a hissyfit when a bunch of people told him he was retarded on a post about humans and aliens.

At least, he hasn't posted in four ******* months, which was the same day this happened.

I assume he rage-thumbed a bunch of my posts or something, so I called him a mean name.
User avatar #941 to #940 - majormayor (03/16/2014) [-]
I don't remember him very well.
User avatar #942 to #941 - azumeow (03/16/2014) [-]
idk he seems like a fag troll, so whatever.
User avatar #944 to #942 - zionsype (12/27/2014) [-]
hi tho
#938 to #937 - anonymous (01/31/2014) [-]
shtfu
get raped again
User avatar #935 - zionsype (10/28/2013) [-]
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