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#80 - Alright, so let me ask you. Exactly what amount of logic am I …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Dont take the name of Taxes... -1
User avatar #93 - testaburger (07/12/2015) [-]
About 3,5
#85 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
You need logical reasoning that's advanced enough that you're capable of applying advanced forms of logic on situations where they may be needed. That point has probably been researched by capable people, so they set that as the requirement for High School.

Maybe they were even nice and made it relative to how capable they're expected be at that age.
#9 - Dane Cook did this exact bit, yet people would be saying "…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Steve Irwin the legend +14
User avatar #46 - aerosol (07/13/2015) [-]
Dane Cook knows how to work a crowd but I find his material to be nothing special.
#36 - anon (07/13/2015) [-]
Perhaps this type of humor is more suitable for the internet where i can just click on my right arrow key and move on. But with Dane Cook you're stuck in a building with seats that you paid for to listen to his talentless bullshit. If im gonna pay to see someone perform on stage, they better make me actually laugh my ass off. Im not gonna waste my time in a seat to have 2, or maybe 3 chuckles at most. The only comedians worth watching are Louis Ck, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy and Richard Prior. Maybe Russel Peters if you're in a racist mood.
#35 - anon (07/13/2015) [-]
Neither of them are funny in my book.
#30 - irockout (07/13/2015) [-]
the problem with Dane Cook isn't content, it's deliverance
#33 - iqequalzero (07/13/2015) [-]
Delivery*
User avatar #20 - sharknik (07/12/2015) [-]
To be fair I hate this fat bastard's version more
#23 - thatonecommunist (07/12/2015) [-]
Yeah seriously, this fuck is painfully unfunny.
User avatar #15 - Thehappyemu (07/12/2015) [-]
Cook has some funny bits. His B&E is my personal favorite. That being said, I just don't care for a majority of his comedy.
#11 - anon (07/12/2015) [-]
I looked up "dane cook crocodile hunter" on youtube just to see what he's like.

He's shit. Case closed.
User avatar #12 - studbeefpile (07/12/2015) [-]
"I personally didn't like it. Case closed."

You are a degenerate, stuck up, piece of shit.
#55 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
If someone can say "hur dur you guise only don't liek him cos bandwagon" then I'm allowed to be a prick aswell.
#5 - RIP comment #2 Taken by a skinwalker  [+] (14 new replies) 07/12/2015 on well +67
#48 - anon (07/13/2015) [-]
Where is number 1
User avatar #30 - Wargasmicsammich (07/13/2015) [-]
Seriously, where the fuck is comment number 2?
User avatar #17 - deltoraquest (07/12/2015) [-]
hold on, I can find it!

>>#2
User avatar #18 - deltoraquest (07/12/2015) [-]
thats all that's left...just a blank space between comments
User avatar #26 - dsendz (07/13/2015) [-]
If something is banned it'll disappear without a trace.
User avatar #29 - frankstein (07/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #9 - LocoJoe (07/12/2015) [-]
Skinwalkers? I wouldn't worry about it.
#6 - frankstein (07/12/2015) [-]
wait, wtf...
User avatar #45 - electronicbacon (07/13/2015) [-]
Like anon said, it's a bear getting fed.
I saw the original video. In it you can actually see the bear through the window, someone just went and shopped it to make it seem more dark and spoopy.
User avatar #47 - frankstein (07/13/2015) [-]
Sorry mate, was wondering about comment number 2.
#11 - anon (07/12/2015) [-]
That's someone feeding a bear waiting outside their window. This is generally regarded as a bad idea, unless you don't mind making sure you have bear food always available
User avatar #35 - catzcashcigarz (07/13/2015) [-]
Actually it was a note and a pen, look closely.
User avatar #12 - frankstein (07/12/2015) [-]
Naw, I'm wondering what happened to comment number 2....
User avatar #27 - dsendz (07/13/2015) [-]
>>#26
#76 - "Because math is completely devoid of logic" It …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Dont take the name of Taxes... -3
#79 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
Logic is a very defined term.
Doesn't mean it can't help maintain logic. Not every part of "Advanced math" is as advanced as the other. You need to be able to learn different forms of logic and apply them properly in math. A useful skill, no?
Video games are a relatively new thing. Might be some appliances from vidya can be used for educational purposes (like VR), but there's plenty of educational video games out there.
You can measure it by how well they apply it, like in math. You can be perfectly tested on your skill in math, which should be a good indicator of your comprehension of logic, no? Seeing the reasoning here?
User avatar #80 - zionsype (07/12/2015) [-]
Alright, so let me ask you. Exactly what amount of logic am I required to have to graduate High School?
User avatar #93 - testaburger (07/12/2015) [-]
About 3,5
#85 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
You need logical reasoning that's advanced enough that you're capable of applying advanced forms of logic on situations where they may be needed. That point has probably been researched by capable people, so they set that as the requirement for High School.

Maybe they were even nice and made it relative to how capable they're expected be at that age.
#73 - I'm not saying "Send them all home, no more school" …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Dont take the name of Taxes... -5
#74 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
Because math is completely devoid of logic and doesn't teach you how to use logic to reach a result.
You learn logic from a lot of things. From the toddler's toys teaching "This shape can't go here" to advanced math teaching "If you do this, you can get this. Remember this and this".
User avatar #76 - zionsype (07/12/2015) [-]
"Because math is completely devoid of logic"
It isn't devoid, but the logic used in it is so basic that it's not helping anyone who's older than 12.
Logic is such a vague term that trying to claim we need Advanced Math to "teach logic" is obviously bullshit. I can say something as stupid as "We should include Video Games as a class in school because they teach logic" but just because you can't prove Video Games don't effectively teach logic doesn't mean that isn't a dumb idea.
A persons ability to comprehend logic isn't something you can clearly measure, either.
#79 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
Logic is a very defined term.
Doesn't mean it can't help maintain logic. Not every part of "Advanced math" is as advanced as the other. You need to be able to learn different forms of logic and apply them properly in math. A useful skill, no?
Video games are a relatively new thing. Might be some appliances from vidya can be used for educational purposes (like VR), but there's plenty of educational video games out there.
You can measure it by how well they apply it, like in math. You can be perfectly tested on your skill in math, which should be a good indicator of your comprehension of logic, no? Seeing the reasoning here?
User avatar #80 - zionsype (07/12/2015) [-]
Alright, so let me ask you. Exactly what amount of logic am I required to have to graduate High School?
User avatar #93 - testaburger (07/12/2015) [-]
About 3,5
#85 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
You need logical reasoning that's advanced enough that you're capable of applying advanced forms of logic on situations where they may be needed. That point has probably been researched by capable people, so they set that as the requirement for High School.

Maybe they were even nice and made it relative to how capable they're expected be at that age.
#71 - You develop logical skills by living life . The people wh…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Dont take the name of Taxes... -7
#72 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
Hell yeah, let's take all the kids out of school and let them LIVE LIFE.
I mean, sure, you learn skills from living life, but that's mostly when you're finally capable of living on your own. I don't see a 15 year old learning a whole lot from life when they're still living with their mum & dad.
User avatar #73 - zionsype (07/12/2015) [-]
I'm not saying "Send them all home, no more school" I'm saying that "You learn logic from math" is bullshit. You learn logic by living, so if the only reason they're teaching you math is for the "logic" it teaches you, it's useless.
#74 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
Because math is completely devoid of logic and doesn't teach you how to use logic to reach a result.
You learn logic from a lot of things. From the toddler's toys teaching "This shape can't go here" to advanced math teaching "If you do this, you can get this. Remember this and this".
User avatar #76 - zionsype (07/12/2015) [-]
"Because math is completely devoid of logic"
It isn't devoid, but the logic used in it is so basic that it's not helping anyone who's older than 12.
Logic is such a vague term that trying to claim we need Advanced Math to "teach logic" is obviously bullshit. I can say something as stupid as "We should include Video Games as a class in school because they teach logic" but just because you can't prove Video Games don't effectively teach logic doesn't mean that isn't a dumb idea.
A persons ability to comprehend logic isn't something you can clearly measure, either.
#79 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
Logic is a very defined term.
Doesn't mean it can't help maintain logic. Not every part of "Advanced math" is as advanced as the other. You need to be able to learn different forms of logic and apply them properly in math. A useful skill, no?
Video games are a relatively new thing. Might be some appliances from vidya can be used for educational purposes (like VR), but there's plenty of educational video games out there.
You can measure it by how well they apply it, like in math. You can be perfectly tested on your skill in math, which should be a good indicator of your comprehension of logic, no? Seeing the reasoning here?
User avatar #80 - zionsype (07/12/2015) [-]
Alright, so let me ask you. Exactly what amount of logic am I required to have to graduate High School?
User avatar #93 - testaburger (07/12/2015) [-]
About 3,5
#85 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
You need logical reasoning that's advanced enough that you're capable of applying advanced forms of logic on situations where they may be needed. That point has probably been researched by capable people, so they set that as the requirement for High School.

Maybe they were even nice and made it relative to how capable they're expected be at that age.
#68 - >Implying I can't google the quadratic formula "Yo… 07/12/2015 on Dont take the name of Taxes... +6
#67 - I'm talking about High School. Literally everyone is force…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Dont take the name of Taxes... +1
#81 - mfroes (07/12/2015) [-]
i don't know what type of highschool you go to but I was allowed to choose my courses. That way I can more easily find out what I liked and disliked which would allow me to progress as a human being.
Life shit I learned with my mum, what do you think?

#69 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
I asked my math teacher once and she said "to develop logical skills"
I guess math is one of the more logical classes because of the way you calculate some stuff.
User avatar #71 - zionsype (07/12/2015) [-]
You develop logical skills by living life.
The people who say things like "You may not directly use it, but it helps you learn logic" are just making things up to justify the broken system
#72 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
Hell yeah, let's take all the kids out of school and let them LIVE LIFE.
I mean, sure, you learn skills from living life, but that's mostly when you're finally capable of living on your own. I don't see a 15 year old learning a whole lot from life when they're still living with their mum & dad.
User avatar #73 - zionsype (07/12/2015) [-]
I'm not saying "Send them all home, no more school" I'm saying that "You learn logic from math" is bullshit. You learn logic by living, so if the only reason they're teaching you math is for the "logic" it teaches you, it's useless.
#74 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
Because math is completely devoid of logic and doesn't teach you how to use logic to reach a result.
You learn logic from a lot of things. From the toddler's toys teaching "This shape can't go here" to advanced math teaching "If you do this, you can get this. Remember this and this".
User avatar #76 - zionsype (07/12/2015) [-]
"Because math is completely devoid of logic"
It isn't devoid, but the logic used in it is so basic that it's not helping anyone who's older than 12.
Logic is such a vague term that trying to claim we need Advanced Math to "teach logic" is obviously bullshit. I can say something as stupid as "We should include Video Games as a class in school because they teach logic" but just because you can't prove Video Games don't effectively teach logic doesn't mean that isn't a dumb idea.
A persons ability to comprehend logic isn't something you can clearly measure, either.
#79 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
Logic is a very defined term.
Doesn't mean it can't help maintain logic. Not every part of "Advanced math" is as advanced as the other. You need to be able to learn different forms of logic and apply them properly in math. A useful skill, no?
Video games are a relatively new thing. Might be some appliances from vidya can be used for educational purposes (like VR), but there's plenty of educational video games out there.
You can measure it by how well they apply it, like in math. You can be perfectly tested on your skill in math, which should be a good indicator of your comprehension of logic, no? Seeing the reasoning here?
User avatar #80 - zionsype (07/12/2015) [-]
Alright, so let me ask you. Exactly what amount of logic am I required to have to graduate High School?
User avatar #93 - testaburger (07/12/2015) [-]
About 3,5
#85 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
You need logical reasoning that's advanced enough that you're capable of applying advanced forms of logic on situations where they may be needed. That point has probably been researched by capable people, so they set that as the requirement for High School.

Maybe they were even nice and made it relative to how capable they're expected be at that age.
#19 - Picture 07/12/2015 on Charity well spent +34
#65 - "I don't want to be an engineer, I want to be a writer&qu…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Dont take the name of Taxes... +8
#163 - anon (07/12/2015) [-]
>highschool
>advanced math
#141 - furiousmarshmellow (07/12/2015) [-]
"I don't want to be an engineer, I want to be a writer"
User avatar #178 - testaburger (07/13/2015) [-]
If you're gonna be a pleb anyways, why not start young
User avatar #66 - testaburger (07/12/2015) [-]
"You need to learn math now, because you're a kid, and kids are idiots, and it's quite frankly too expensive to re-teach everyone once they figure out what they wanna do"
User avatar #67 - zionsype (07/12/2015) [-]
I'm talking about High School.
Literally everyone is forced to learn advanced math even though maybe 5% of them will ever use it, and if they can't handle learning something they KNOW will be useless to them, they're fucked because they'll never get a good job.
#81 - mfroes (07/12/2015) [-]
i don't know what type of highschool you go to but I was allowed to choose my courses. That way I can more easily find out what I liked and disliked which would allow me to progress as a human being.
Life shit I learned with my mum, what do you think?

#69 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
I asked my math teacher once and she said "to develop logical skills"
I guess math is one of the more logical classes because of the way you calculate some stuff.
User avatar #71 - zionsype (07/12/2015) [-]
You develop logical skills by living life.
The people who say things like "You may not directly use it, but it helps you learn logic" are just making things up to justify the broken system
#72 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
Hell yeah, let's take all the kids out of school and let them LIVE LIFE.
I mean, sure, you learn skills from living life, but that's mostly when you're finally capable of living on your own. I don't see a 15 year old learning a whole lot from life when they're still living with their mum & dad.
User avatar #73 - zionsype (07/12/2015) [-]
I'm not saying "Send them all home, no more school" I'm saying that "You learn logic from math" is bullshit. You learn logic by living, so if the only reason they're teaching you math is for the "logic" it teaches you, it's useless.
#74 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
Because math is completely devoid of logic and doesn't teach you how to use logic to reach a result.
You learn logic from a lot of things. From the toddler's toys teaching "This shape can't go here" to advanced math teaching "If you do this, you can get this. Remember this and this".
User avatar #76 - zionsype (07/12/2015) [-]
"Because math is completely devoid of logic"
It isn't devoid, but the logic used in it is so basic that it's not helping anyone who's older than 12.
Logic is such a vague term that trying to claim we need Advanced Math to "teach logic" is obviously bullshit. I can say something as stupid as "We should include Video Games as a class in school because they teach logic" but just because you can't prove Video Games don't effectively teach logic doesn't mean that isn't a dumb idea.
A persons ability to comprehend logic isn't something you can clearly measure, either.
#79 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
Logic is a very defined term.
Doesn't mean it can't help maintain logic. Not every part of "Advanced math" is as advanced as the other. You need to be able to learn different forms of logic and apply them properly in math. A useful skill, no?
Video games are a relatively new thing. Might be some appliances from vidya can be used for educational purposes (like VR), but there's plenty of educational video games out there.
You can measure it by how well they apply it, like in math. You can be perfectly tested on your skill in math, which should be a good indicator of your comprehension of logic, no? Seeing the reasoning here?
User avatar #80 - zionsype (07/12/2015) [-]
Alright, so let me ask you. Exactly what amount of logic am I required to have to graduate High School?
User avatar #93 - testaburger (07/12/2015) [-]
About 3,5
#85 - kinginthenorth (07/12/2015) [-]
You need logical reasoning that's advanced enough that you're capable of applying advanced forms of logic on situations where they may be needed. That point has probably been researched by capable people, so they set that as the requirement for High School.

Maybe they were even nice and made it relative to how capable they're expected be at that age.

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User avatar #1013 - blobboy (07/25/2015) [-]
Hey man, how are you doing brother?
#1003 to #1001 - ruffntuff (07/10/2015) [-]
what is this?
#1005 to #1004 - ruffntuff (07/10/2015) [-]
i got nothing
#1007 to #1006 - ruffntuff (07/10/2015) [-]
ok then
#1009 to #1008 - ruffntuff (07/10/2015) [-]
wisconsin?
#1011 to #1010 - ruffntuff (07/10/2015) [-]
post a picture of my house and then you'll have my attention
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