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zielscheibe

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Age: 28
Date Signed Up:3/28/2012
Last Login:7/29/2016
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#128 - Anon , do you want to get shot ? Cuz that's how you get shot.… 07/08/2016 on Where is she? +2
#59 - Aye , Mercy is glorious Mercy , Reinhardt and J…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2016 on OVERWATCH +2
#90 - unfitninjuh (07/08/2016) [-]
Are you me?

Even though I play more Junkrat than Reinhardt, let alone Mercy. I feel as if though a decent mercy can carry the entire team without even showing up on the leaderboards. What's even more glorious is playing as Junkrat with a team full of Torbjorns as defense on Watchpoint Gibraltar.

>mfw I won with that torbjorn team and they barely made it past the first checkpoint
#92 - zielscheibe (07/08/2016) [-]
I am a mere scrub , but i guess this pic might show you that it is indeed pretty much the same with me.

Junkrat is hell of fun to play - but i am always ready to switch to Mercy / Lucio to heal the team to glory or most of the times i pick Reinhardt if i see that the team lacks a tank ... but has a Hanzo and a Widdowmaker ... and a Genji ... so somebody has to tank.

I make a pretty decend job as a medium Widdowmaker to take out Bastion nests or turrents. But i have see fucking amazing Widdowmaker players taking me out within split seconds.

And Mc Cree ... well , he is just easy mode if you want to dodge enemy Tracers.

But over all , Junkrat is my favorite and i had my most entertaining matches as Junkrat.
Deleted and redid my comment , i hate my typos - and your Torbjörn madness story , i would have loved to see them struggle against your team
#93 - unfitninjuh (07/08/2016) [-]
There were about 3 Pharahs in the beginning.
Someone switched to Widowmaker to counter the Torbjorns in the spawn. That didn't work since I just looked up and blew her to bits every few minutes

Someone had to switch to Reinhardt just to get out of the spawn, let alone near the Payload.
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#16 - directed by  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2016 on This one's for you! +9
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#29 - amuzen (07/06/2016) [-]
Michael bay should make a movie with no explosions. Like a bunch of really obvious situations where an explosion almost certainly would happen but then just... Nothing.

Like a guy shoots a tank of propane and everyone ducks in cover but... nothing.

A guy all hurriedly pulls someone out of a burning car and they brace themselves for an explosion, but it doesn't blow up then for like a minute they just keep getting up, looking at the car, and ducking back down expecting it to blow up but it just of roasts for awhile.

The hero of the story tosses a grenade and throws it into a crowd of enemies then dives for cover but it's a dud and they all just laugh as they capture him.

All movie long there would just be a bunch of failed explosions, but then at the very end he could like, throw a piece of paper in a trash can and it explodes in his face because that's what they did with the dud grenade or some shit.
#41 - anon (07/06/2016) [-]
As awesome as that would be, they already did that in 21 Jump Street
#129 - Sooo .. where the **** is the muslim uproar against ISIS Anon…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2016 on Islam comp: defend your... 0
#139 - anon (07/06/2016) [-]
wowowowowow, idk why you think muslims are a hive-mind symbiote cause they aren't. do you think there is some type of national muslim army? do you think that countries that are predominantly muslim are automatic allies? You want to know the country with the largest concentration of muslims? Indonesia, but they aren't a part of Isis affairs, so why would they pour any significant amount of resources into fighting them. there are estimated 1.5 billion muslims in the world, but that doesn't mean we are all unified. thats like assuming Germany and Canada are best buddies cause they are predominantly christian countries? ridiculous

>if ISIS bombs , as you said , the * second holiest city in Islamic history during the holiest month of the year and barely after a week where they bombed an airport in a country that is 98% muslim (Turkey) *. Where are the riots and manhunts ? Where is the outraged muslim population opening hunting season for ISIS ?

why does it sound like you are trying to imply that we enjoy this lol. they are a covert terrorist organization, do you think they have a home address the average muslim can visit to file a god damn complaint? The middle east is in fucking ruins from warfare, and you are asking why stopping all rougue terrorist and militant organizations might be a problem for the average muslim civilian. You can't even begin to comprehend the horrors of watching militants run through and ransack militants run your city or making sure no drones are in the sky before you go to get groceries. Jesus christ, get your head out of your ass, anon, because muslims are NOT a singular mind policing force. Wtf would someone from Morrocco, Turkey, or Kazakhstan just decide to fuck around in the most unstable countries in the world where these groups operate?
Its like expecting norway to travel to the us to eradicate the kkk
#192 - Picture 07/05/2016 on Teenage Ghost +16
#89 - wait - i might have misspelled this. Zis might be due…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2016 on party rock 0
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#111 - bluedmokoto (07/04/2016) [-]
I just figured you meant that you had two whole ballsacks, which implied 4 balls total since you do get two per sack. At least, that's how I interpreted it.

Your English as a whole is good though, but i believe the saying that you're trying to use goes: I'd give my right nut to be able to do "x". (at least that's what people around me say when they use that saying.)
#56 - **** ! You are 22 ! I am 28 and would give my r…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2016 on party rock +1
#84 - bluedmokoto (07/04/2016) [-]
You have more then one ballsack? Do they grow with more age?
#89 - zielscheibe (07/04/2016) [-]
wait - i might have misspelled this. Zis might be due to ze german i juschualy speak , ja .

But just for the record. I hope we all got 2 balls atteched to us as guys. And two sides they swing to.

So even if that is one combined ballsack. So we have .. 2 testicles , right ?

And i would give one of them away for a way to return to the age of 22. Ballsack around said testicle included.

.... right ?
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#111 - bluedmokoto (07/04/2016) [-]
I just figured you meant that you had two whole ballsacks, which implied 4 balls total since you do get two per sack. At least, that's how I interpreted it.

Your English as a whole is good though, but i believe the saying that you're trying to use goes: I'd give my right nut to be able to do "x". (at least that's what people around me say when they use that saying.)
#55 - Turned 28 this may - i can relate 07/04/2016 on party rock +1
#7 - Picture 07/04/2016 on cuddly catto +11
#24 - Anon , we do not need humor if we can make the brazilians loo… 07/03/2016 on brazil gets rekt +6