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zielscheibe

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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:3/28/2012
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#1 - well... i for one enjoy this show very much ! … 03/13/2015 on Your Opinions? +3
#9 - As a (fly) fishing person that spent way to much time at rive… 03/10/2015 on Sims +3
#21 - Vegas ? **** they got tons of weapons and are willing … 03/10/2015 on PhilosoRaptor +2
#7 - The Reaper might have just saved the kid - salmon and salmon…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Sims +18
User avatar #14 - ballsmcfrenz (03/10/2015) [-]
I understood that reference
User avatar #8 - mangostormlegend (03/10/2015) [-]
As a fish-loving Russian in a fish-loving family, I can confirm that this is 100% untrue.
User avatar #20 - muthsera (03/10/2015) [-]
Fish-loving Aussie from a fishing/fishloving family, can confirm, 500%bullshit
#9 - zielscheibe (03/10/2015) [-]
As a (fly) fishing person that spent way to much time at rivers , lakes and beaches i do approve of your statement.

BUT - as a fan of Monty Python - The Grim Reaper + Salmon rings more bells than Ivan Pavlov in my tiny head. So i had to post that

#22 - Remember - NATO was of stoppings Serbia from removing Kebab b… 03/10/2015 on >Cultural Enrichment -1
#85 - Best party hit of 2015 - here we go 03/09/2015 on Hitler jam 0
#110 - In the name of all things holy to man - this is ****** up 03/09/2015 on Girly magazine +3
#35 - /pol/ - alway's good for fun sports I remember the g… 03/07/2015 on /pol/ goes skiing 0
#65 - Sweet ! Looks like your bro is pretty good at removing Ke… 03/07/2015 on My uncle shot a bartender. +7
#64 - Picture 03/07/2015 on My uncle shot a bartender. +3
#199 - Oh my sweet summer child - you have yet to see the true horror…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on squeak 0
#200 - zanybruh (03/07/2015) [-]
*chants*
#284 - Thank you  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on English speaking master race. 0
#285 - zanybruh (03/07/2015) [-]
I shall dub thee...GerMAN.
#59 - Oh , so you forgott to log in ? What a shame .... … 03/07/2015 on How to get girls. 0
#197 - You are learning fast for a newfag - Your training is comple…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2015 on squeak 0
#198 - zanybruh (03/07/2015) [-]
the internet...it's a strange, strange place......*vomits* pony_*vomits again* porn...*gets dysentery from the furry*
#199 - zielscheibe (03/07/2015) [-]
Oh my sweet summer child - you have yet to see the true horrors that lurk beneath the pony-porn filth and furry-fag-fuckery's.

The things i have seen..... unholy things. Some haunt me to this very day.

But enjoy the ride. For there is much glorious stuff to be found as well.
And what does not kill you - makes you more fucked up in the head.

And you will never leave FJ. For this is where you belong now.

You are one of us
#200 - zanybruh (03/07/2015) [-]
*chants*
#193 - hmmm i guess if you would put the text in the upper and lower…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on squeak 0
#194 - zanybruh (03/07/2015) [-]
thanks, I'll get to it.
#192 - You dont ? ok. You see - if you write a comment - in the t…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/07/2015 on squeak 0
#196 - zanybruh (03/07/2015) [-]
joshlol is a faggot did I done good?
#197 - zielscheibe (03/07/2015) [-]
You are learning fast for a newfag - Your training is complete. Now seek the greater knowledge of the internet.

BUT be advised ! The internet is a cruel place , young newfag.
#198 - zanybruh (03/07/2015) [-]
the internet...it's a strange, strange place......*vomits* pony_*vomits again* porn...*gets dysentery from the furry*
#199 - zielscheibe (03/07/2015) [-]
Oh my sweet summer child - you have yet to see the true horrors that lurk beneath the pony-porn filth and furry-fag-fuckery's.

The things i have seen..... unholy things. Some haunt me to this very day.

But enjoy the ride. For there is much glorious stuff to be found as well.
And what does not kill you - makes you more fucked up in the head.

And you will never leave FJ. For this is where you belong now.

You are one of us
#200 - zanybruh (03/07/2015) [-]
*chants*
#189 - Well done  [+] (4 new replies) 03/07/2015 on squeak 0
#190 - zanybruh (03/07/2015) [-]
thank you my fellow FJfaggot...would this pic be better?
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User avatar #193 - zielscheibe (03/07/2015) [-]
hmmm i guess if you would put the text in the upper and lower parts of the picture so we are able to see glorious admins face - it would be better

And make the writing either black with white outlines or white with black outlines

that alway's works
#194 - zanybruh (03/07/2015) [-]
thanks, I'll get to it.
#265 - Picture 03/05/2015 on English speaking master race. 0
#264 - German action hero  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2015 on English speaking master race. 0
#283 - zanybruh (03/07/2015) [-]
here's your german super hero
#284 - zielscheibe (03/07/2015) [-]
Thank you
#285 - zanybruh (03/07/2015) [-]
I shall dub thee...GerMAN.
#383 - Good 03/04/2015 on smellody compilation 0
#371 - DO - IT !! Deliver !  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2015 on smellody compilation 0
#383 - zielscheibe (03/04/2015) [-]
Good
#370 - Do we need people like her ? I mean - this is just h… 03/04/2015 on smellody compilation 0
#181 - That is true - and some good roasted grasshoppers dont thast … 03/04/2015 on Truth 0
#179 - I agree with you. This cheap meat is not good at all.…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on Truth +1
#233 - domny (03/04/2015) [-]
Ich bin auch aus Deutschland
Ich kann leider weder schießen noch treffen also lass ichs mit Fleisch.
Ist nicht das gesündeste aber wenn man gut kochen kann und weis was man kocht gleicht sich das einigermaßen aus.
#102 - Thanks , someone had to do it 03/04/2015 on sexe skeletons +1

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#193 - dashgamer (02/06/2015) [-]
Hi. I talked to you about a week ago saying I'd make some gifs out of Stalingrad, but I never got around to it. I've had a falling out with my mother and have been a bit depressed, so it took me a while to bother doing anything.    
Anyway, here are some gifs for you.
Hi. I talked to you about a week ago saying I'd make some gifs out of Stalingrad, but I never got around to it. I've had a falling out with my mother and have been a bit depressed, so it took me a while to bother doing anything.
Anyway, here are some gifs for you.
#198 to #197 - dashgamer (02/06/2015) [-]
And this was my favorite part of the movie.
And this was my favorite part of the movie.
#199 to #198 - zielscheibe (03/01/2015) [-]
Thank you very much for these !
#200 to #199 - dashgamer (03/01/2015) [-]
You're welcome.
#187 - syrianassassin (02/03/2015) [-]
we should discuss more and live less
#188 to #187 - zielscheibe (02/03/2015) [-]
yeah , people should do that more often    
   
even if we do not agree with each other - ( well that happens duh)    
that is no reason to hate  or even go full retard and kill others   
   
Well i am always glad to have a good discussion    
   
funny enough how most of the time , if you keep throwing stuff at each other for just long enough , you learn that we basicaly  just want the same thing.
yeah , people should do that more often

even if we do not agree with each other - ( well that happens duh)
that is no reason to hate or even go full retard and kill others

Well i am always glad to have a good discussion

funny enough how most of the time , if you keep throwing stuff at each other for just long enough , you learn that we basicaly just want the same thing.
#189 to #188 - syrianassassin (02/03/2015) [-]
well

you just made a friend with the king of the religion board. and the king of ******** of that board .

i made that place my own kingdom. it was autistic fedoras heavens. now it is my own *********** central
User avatar #191 to #190 - syrianassassin (02/03/2015) [-]
i cant add you for some ****** bugs in the code system.

addy ***** up
User avatar #192 to #191 - zielscheibe (02/03/2015) [-]
Is ok - it will work again soon ... i guess

no need to worry mate
#175 to #174 - zielscheibe (01/15/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#177 to #175 - bloodmachine (01/15/2013) [-]
what does hello mean
#178 to #177 - zielscheibe (01/15/2013) [-]
Hello seems to be the common word of use amongst filthy humans

for every time they encounter
but i might be wrong .....
#179 to #178 - bloodmachine (01/15/2013) [-]
wanna be friends
#180 to #179 - zielscheibe (01/15/2013) [-]
well why not

But i have to go take a damn nap right now
or tomorrow will be hell
#176 to #175 - bloodmachine has deleted their comment [-]
#168 - panamaofjacks (11/01/2012) [-]
Hello zielscheibe
Hello zielscheibe
#169 to #168 - zielscheibe (11/01/2012) [-]
Hey Panamaofjacks    
   
NEAT  to see you
Hey Panamaofjacks

NEAT to see you
#170 to #169 - panamaofjacks (11/01/2012) [-]
What would you like to talk about?


(On a different note, you got Pesterchum yet? If so, what's your chumhandle?)
#171 to #170 - zielscheibe (11/01/2012) [-]
Damn i have to admit i dont have Pesterchum yet.... i forgott about it because of my stupid job....    
   
Well i would like to talk about a lot of  things    
but its  Midnight and i have to go to work tomorrow ... so i aint got that much time    
   
Sorry mate
Damn i have to admit i dont have Pesterchum yet.... i forgott about it because of my stupid job....

Well i would like to talk about a lot of things
but its Midnight and i have to go to work tomorrow ... so i aint got that much time

Sorry mate
#173 to #172 - zielscheibe (11/01/2012) [-]
But i am online tomorrow and the Weekend    
   
maybe ill catch you later and get myself Pesterchum finally working
But i am online tomorrow and the Weekend

maybe ill catch you later and get myself Pesterchum finally working

#166 - invisiblepleasure (08/12/2012) [-]
Good morrow, sorry for going to bed last night
#167 to #166 - zielscheibe (08/15/2012) [-]
Ey Man , well no Problem i went to bed too ...

I am not online all the time and so i just chill
if we meet online it will be fine no matter the time

CU around
#161 - lieutenantpansy (07/02/2012) [-]
Sorry, dass ich keine weiteren wallpaper mehr posten konnte.
Letztens hat mich das uploaden von 2.5mb nur sekunden gekostet
jetzt ist mein internet wieder wie ein valion-zugedröhntes stoned faultier.
Zum beispiel brauch ich fast 5min um
<----das hier hochzuladen.
nicht auf enlarge klicken
#163 to #161 - zielscheibe (07/02/2012) [-]
Verdammt  hab draufgeklickt .... hähä   aber is schon ok    
   
wenn du mal wieder kannst  würd ich mich um mehr Material freuen    
aber mit dem Stoned-Faultier ( LOL )  Internet is klar sas nit so geht
Verdammt hab draufgeklickt .... hähä aber is schon ok

wenn du mal wieder kannst würd ich mich um mehr Material freuen
aber mit dem Stoned-Faultier ( LOL ) Internet is klar sas nit so geht
#164 to #163 - lieutenantpansy (07/02/2012) [-]
ich hab noch genügend material.
#155 - panamaofjacks (07/02/2012) [-]
Wanna know why I hesitated to get this?
Wanna know why I hesitated to get this?
User avatar #156 to #155 - zielscheibe (07/02/2012) [-]
yeah , so why ?
#157 to #156 - panamaofjacks (07/02/2012) [-]
Back then, Tavros/Gamzee was very common in the fandom. I believe as common as Terezi/Dave, and it ended up getting a nickname of Peanut Butter and Jelly, because of their blood colors. Then the HS Board on 4chan got a hold of this, and before you knew it... THE WHOLE BOARD WAS FLOODED WITH GAY TAVROS/GAMZEE PORN. Then that sole nickname was considered dirty on sight in the mind of the viewers of that terrible day. I only read about it, and luckily never saw it.
Back then, Tavros/Gamzee was very common in the fandom. I believe as common as Terezi/Dave, and it ended up getting a nickname of Peanut Butter and Jelly, because of their blood colors. Then the HS Board on 4chan got a hold of this, and before you knew it... THE WHOLE BOARD WAS FLOODED WITH GAY TAVROS/GAMZEE PORN. Then that sole nickname was considered dirty on sight in the mind of the viewers of that terrible day. I only read about it, and luckily never saw it.
#158 to #157 - zielscheibe (07/02/2012) [-]
OMG :D   did not know that  ... well it makes kind a sense but  i dont think that would be a good shipping
OMG :D did not know that ... well it makes kind a sense but i dont think that would be a good shipping
#159 to #158 - panamaofjacks (07/02/2012) [-]
It wasn't quite popular since it happened.
#160 to #159 - zielscheibe (07/02/2012) [-]
well i would have freaked out with a  Tavros / Gamzee   Gay R 34  Hype
well i would have freaked out with a Tavros / Gamzee Gay R 34 Hype
#162 to #160 - panamaofjacks (07/02/2012) [-]
Wouldn't everyone?
#152 - lieutenantpansy (06/29/2012) [-]
das wars.
für heute
ich brauch meine wöchentliche dosis fallout.
#153 to #152 - zielscheibe (06/29/2012) [-]
danke viel spaß beim zocken
danke viel spaß beim zocken
User avatar #154 to #153 - lieutenantpansy (06/29/2012) [-]
werd ich haben...
Dr pepper cola sei dank.
#147 - lieutenantpansy (06/29/2012) [-]
aus einer meiner lieblingsfolgen
#140 - lieutenantpansy (06/29/2012) [-]
it.
is.
ON
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