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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/jammaramma
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/ali14chahrour
Steam Profile: zhooker
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC, NES, Atari 2600, Genesis, Dremcast, SNES, Intellivision, N64
Video Games Played: Max Payne 3, The Last of Us, Hitman: Absolution, GTA V
PSN: zhooker
Interests: Music, Filmmaking, Video Games, Aderall,
Date Signed Up:1/05/2011
Last Login:10/22/2014
Location:Ohio
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Highest Content Rank:#711
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#685 - zhooker (11/26/2013) [-]
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#664 - potatotown (04/28/2013) [-]
Dude, that is so ******* awesome

Ive done something kinda like that. Ok so one of my friends owns this coffeeshop downtown in my city. Typical coffeeshop, ******* of hipsters, they always play their indie music and such, so i went in one day and my friend behind the counter was saying how the people who were chilling there looked bored, so I asked if i could do something about it. So he let me plug my ipod in, turn the speakers way up and played Deep Web, and i took my shirt off and ran through the shop.

Everyone looked so confused and scared... it was glorious
#665 to #664 - zhooker (04/28/2013) [-]
Dude.   
I want to party so hard with you.
Dude.
I want to party so hard with you.
#666 to #665 - potatotown (04/28/2013) [-]
Where you at man?
Next time Death Grips are in some place thats near both of us, we should totally meet up and rage together
#668 to #666 - zhooker (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm in Ohio. I would like to go to Detroit (my home city ***** ) this June to see them at Orion, but I don't think I'll have the money/time off of work. Definitely going to request that time off and try and put some extra cash aside.
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#669 to #668 - potatotown (04/28/2013) [-]
You cereal? What part of Ohio? I live in Washington, but this July im going back to visit my friends and fam in Mansfield
#670 to #669 - zhooker (04/28/2013) [-]
The northwest, near lake Erie. So to put it straight, Toledo.

More McDeathGrips is what I need. That was hilarious.
#671 to #670 - potatotown (04/28/2013) [-]
This is all I have of McRide

User avatar #672 to #671 - zhooker (04/28/2013) [-]
More song parodies, fool.

AW **** I'M LOVIN' IT (MCTAKYON)
HELL YEAH, **** YEAH I FEEL LIKE NOMMIN' IT (MCTAKYON)
User avatar #673 to #672 - potatotown (04/28/2013) [-]
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!

SIT AT THE COUNTER AND PONDER HOW IM FIT TO MAKE THE PATTY FALL THROUGH THE BUN
AND THEY ALL CHOW DOWNNNNNNN YAH
User avatar #674 to #673 - zhooker (04/28/2013) [-]
OUT OF THE KITCHEN BARRAGE OF ONIONS, KETCHUP, CHEESE OVER WELL DONE BEEF PATTY WITH A BUN TOPPED WITH SESAME SEEDS

YAH!



User avatar #675 to #674 - potatotown (04/28/2013) [-]
CANT STOP THE GREASE VATS JAWS CLEAR OFF THE GRLL RELENTLESS RAW BEEF MOVEMENT
SERVE TO EAT YOU FROM HERE TO THAT BIG MAC LARGE FRIES CONNECTED
User avatar #676 to #675 - zhooker (04/29/2013) [-]
TO EVERY MEAL YOU WANT, EVER DID WANT, WE GOT IT, WHY NOT COME GET IT
STICK YOURSELF IN THAT LINE AND WATCH ME DROP THIS COLD HEART DISEASE DEATH SENTENCE

YAH!!
User avatar #677 to #676 - potatotown (04/29/2013) [-]
HIDDEN SAUCE, BETWEEN THE BUN, EVERY FRAGMENTED, SMIGIT OF BEEF,
TONGUE IN REVERSE, WHENEVER I EAT, CAUSES MY WAITER TO CALL
OUT OUT OUT OUT


YAH!!
User avatar #678 to #677 - zhooker (04/30/2013) [-]
THE LIGHTS FLASHING RED
DRIVE THRU AHEAD
SPITTING ENDLESSLY IN SALADS, SPECIAL ORDERS FULL OF PLEDGE
OFF THE NIGHT SHIFT MOPPIN' THE FLOORS TO NO MORE THAN A JOB WITH AN END THAT'S DEAD...
YAH!!
TIE THE CORD, KICK THE CHAIR AND YOU'RE DEAD!


YAH!!
User avatar #679 to #678 - potatotown (04/30/2013) [-]
HEAD OF LETTUCE IN A BUCKET
CUTS OF MEAT IN A BAG
AND THROWN ON THE GRIDDLE LIKE **** IT
GOTTA GRILL IT BEFORE IT GOES BAD
ONE TOO MANY TIMES OVERCOOKED
BY THE STENCH OF ONION IS SUCH A DRAG

YAH!!
User avatar #680 to #679 - zhooker (04/30/2013) [-]
GET BROKE BY THE PRICE OF CHICKEN SELECTS
YAH!!
CHOKE ON THE FRIES TILL THE VERY LAST
YAH!!
User avatar #681 to #680 - potatotown (04/30/2013) [-]
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!

SALAD BOWL, CASH REGISTER
THE GREASIEST OF BEANS
TO A MCWRAP ON THE FILTHY BEEF
YOURE LOVIN IT

YAH!!!
#682 to #681 - zhooker (04/30/2013) [-]
and now for: Potato Eater (Yum Yum) (The Fever (Aye Aye))   
I GOT POTATOES   
BAKIN'   
SIDE OF   
BACON... BITS AND CHEESE THERE'S NO MISTAKEN   
*BACK IT UP*   
POTATO EATER
and now for: Potato Eater (Yum Yum) (The Fever (Aye Aye))
I GOT POTATOES
BAKIN'
SIDE OF
BACON... BITS AND CHEESE THERE'S NO MISTAKEN
*BACK IT UP*
POTATO EATER

User avatar #683 to #682 - potatotown (04/30/2013) [-]
SPRAYIN E-Z CHEESE ON CRACKERS, EATIN THROUGH DEM
FEASTIN THOUGH DEM
MUH BELT'S LOOSIN
SWEAT WITH EVERYTHING IM DOIN
AAARRRGGGHHH... MASS EXTINCTION
CANt EAT MORE POTATO BACON
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#648 to #647 - zhooker (02/01/2013) [-]
I seriously doubt that.
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#650 to #649 - zhooker (02/01/2013) [-]
Has it only been that long?   
It's honestly felt like longer.
Has it only been that long?
It's honestly felt like longer.
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#652 to #651 - zhooker (02/01/2013) [-]
I've slowly grown into... not changing at all.
I've slowly grown into... not changing at all.
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#654 to #653 - zhooker (02/01/2013) [-]
YEAH LUCKY ME.
I FOR ONE AM NOT BIG ON ANIME TO TELL YOU DE TRUTH.
THIS MUSIC IS REALLY LOUD.
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#656 to #655 - zhooker (02/01/2013) [-]
1-800-CONTACTS?!
THEY CAN'T HAVE MY BRAND!
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User avatar #658 to #657 - zhooker (02/01/2013) [-]
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#642 - CrackWhores (07/23/2012) [-]
HAHA unbanned, pretty sweet
HAHA unbanned, pretty sweet
User avatar #643 to #642 - zhooker (07/28/2012) [-]
HOW COOD DEEZ HAPPONN!??!?!?!?!
User avatar #636 - hokiefan (05/25/2012) [-]
may the memory of zhooker live on throughout the ages
User avatar #639 to #674 - spankmaster (05/28/2012) [-]
I'm back, ***** .
#630 - bronan (05/25/2012) [-]
Lol faggot got owned!
Lol faggot got owned!
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#626 to #661 - zhooker (05/25/2012) [-]
He's too much of a faggot to do it.   
Whether he does or not doesn't matter to me.   
   
Spread my legacy if I do, though.    
I will trust you with that, comrade.
He's too much of a faggot to do it.
Whether he does or not doesn't matter to me.

Spread my legacy if I do, though.
I will trust you with that, comrade.
#621 - CrackWhores (05/22/2012) [-]
Hi, its been a while, and I only have 6 friends on here, lets make content together sometime. Bye :),,, (btw enlarge photo, super high quality)
User avatar #622 to #657 - zhooker (05/22/2012) [-]
Let's do that/
User avatar #623 to #658 - CrackWhores (05/22/2012) [-]
Ideas?
#624 to #659 - zhooker (05/22/2012) [-]
Not quite yet, but I'll get back to you.
#620 - applewatcher (05/18/2012) [-]
OKAY! Zhooker it's time to practice your POOPS!
OKAY! Zhooker it's time to practice your POOPS!
#619 to #654 - zhooker (05/11/2012) [-]
doesn't matter   
still fapped
doesn't matter
still fapped
User avatar #617 - applewatcher (05/06/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/random/41855#41855
did you see my challenge :o
#611 - applewatcher (05/06/2012) [-]
WHY CANT I GET TO SLEEP HOOKER :(
#612 to #647 - zhooker (05/06/2012) [-]
Why can't I get to sleep?!
#613 to #648 - applewatcher (05/06/2012) [-]
STOP POSTING THAT  YOU NUGGET LOVING ASS PLUCKER!
STOP POSTING THAT YOU NUGGET LOVING ASS PLUCKER!
#614 to #649 - zhooker (05/06/2012) [-]
I'mma do it again.

You cain't stop me ***** .


...
I won't post it again
#615 to #650 - applewatcher (05/06/2012) [-]
Awww its okay.
but im getting tired but cant detach from FJ D:
#616 to #651 - zhooker (05/06/2012) [-]
I can't disconnect from your mom

HURR DURR IM SO FUNNY
#607 - applewatcher (05/01/2012) [-]
**applewatcher rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at Chernobyl - 26 years ** first thing that comes to mind when i think about you
#608 to #643 - applewatcher (05/01/2012) [-]
**applewatcher rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at I think she is doing it wrong ** what i think when i think of you while im on the toilet
User avatar #609 to #644 - applewatcher (05/01/2012) [-]
plausible
#592 - rubberpig (04/25/2012) [-]
Borrowing the car:   
   
What I think I do
Borrowing the car:

What I think I do
#593 to #628 - rubberpig (04/25/2012) [-]
What I really do
What I really do
#586 - rubberpig (04/22/2012) [-]
I need a gun

to keep myself among...
#587 to #621 - zhooker (04/23/2012) [-]
the poor people   
   
are burnin' in the sun
the poor people

are burnin' in the sun
#588 to #623 - rubberpig (04/24/2012) [-]
That gif is from 19-2000 you 						******					.
That gif is from 19-2000 you ****** .
#589 to #624 - zhooker (04/24/2012) [-]
I couldn't find any Dirty Harry gifs.

Gorillaz are my favorite band and I almost shot someone when I found out that Damon Albarn said that it's unlikely they will make music ever again.
#590 to #625 - rubberpig (04/24/2012) [-]
Gorillaz kick ass, but nobody at my school knows who they are.
#591 to #626 - zhooker (04/24/2012) [-]
>mfw I meet those people

People can not like them, but to not know one the most innovative and original bands of the past decade is just unacceptable.
#585 to #619 - zhooker (04/22/2012) [-]
**zhooker activates trap card**
#595 to #630 - zhooker (04/25/2012) [-]
HOW DID YOU LEARN MY SECRET?
#576 - applewatcher (04/18/2012) [-]
<--everytime i come to you profile :D!
#579 to #613 - zhooker (04/19/2012) [-]
Oh yeah?!    
   
Well you're a poop!
Oh yeah?!

Well you're a poop!
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