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#66 - My teacher told me that you'll have more urge to have sex the …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2012 on My perspective of the... 0
User avatar #72 - thegoodoldscubaste (08/02/2012) [-]
Good for me I'm a track runner!
#162 - You have my respect 07/31/2012 on God's Not Real +1
#361 - I ******* love you for making this known to me!! 07/31/2012 on Earth's Timeline 0
#263 - I feel you. But if we were to have synthethic/robotic limbs an…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2012 on Earth's Timeline 0
User avatar #267 - randomnab (07/31/2012) [-]
Well, we actually age because of a protein that affects cell division. The production of that protein slows down, almost stops at a certain age, around 90 or 100. So old people don't die of aging, they die because their bodies are ruined by the past aging process. Scientists are actually working on isolating the gene that controls the production of the aging proteins.
User avatar #272 - thedemonic (07/31/2012) [-]
dude i literally just said that
User avatar #278 - randomnab (07/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, I noticed right after I submitted my comment.
#171 - least it doesn't make me any worse.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on They are among us! -2
#175 - darthblam (07/30/2012) [-]
Of course it does. It means your moral compass is based on fear. Those aren't morals you've developed yourself, it's someone else's morals forced into your mind.
#159 - “The best of people are those with the most excellent charac…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on They are among us! -3
#173 - retardface (07/30/2012) [-]
not you then...
#152 - Even if you guys say "relax, we are not taking this serio…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/30/2012 on They are among us! -11
User avatar #167 - darthblam (07/30/2012) [-]
So you try to be a good person specifically because you fear God's wrath? (or "shit-list")

Not doing something only because you fear the consequences of it does not make you any better.
User avatar #171 - zhaffy (07/30/2012) [-]
least it doesn't make me any worse.
#175 - darthblam (07/30/2012) [-]
Of course it does. It means your moral compass is based on fear. Those aren't morals you've developed yourself, it's someone else's morals forced into your mind.
User avatar #156 - grantika (07/30/2012) [-]
#153 - thetrolltrolley (07/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #159 - zhaffy (07/30/2012) [-]
“The best of people are those with the most excellent character.” -- (Tabarani, Sahih)
#173 - retardface (07/30/2012) [-]
not you then...
#148 - Comment deleted 07/30/2012 on They are among us! -2
#77 - Which means we're gonna have an iron man suit soon too :) 07/28/2012 on Then and Now +1
#75 - All along we've all imagined what the future will be like, and…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2012 on Then and Now +4
User avatar #79 - potatot (07/28/2012) [-]
Everyone and everything was in the future.
User avatar #76 - demandsgayversion (07/28/2012) [-]
Remember the novelty idea of a video phone? We have that shit!
User avatar #77 - zhaffy (07/28/2012) [-]
Which means we're gonna have an iron man suit soon too :)
#445 - Comment deleted 07/27/2012 on R.I.P brother +6
#60 - Comment deleted 07/26/2012 on Idiot 0
#48 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2012 on Idiot +11
#58 - thatlolguyXD Comment deleted by zhaffy
#60 - zhaffy Comment deleted by zhaffy
#49 - Have I ever told you guys that I love russians? 07/25/2012 on Workout Girls 0
#134 - Chloe Moretz?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on The batman delivers 0
User avatar #146 - thekinganon (07/25/2012) [-]
#15 - which comic issue is this. all im getting is the old-looking deadpool 07/24/2012 on Deadpool on bows and arrows -1
#820 - Picture 07/23/2012 on Facebook (1) 0
#819 - **zhaffy rolls 07**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2012 on Facebook (1) 0
#820 - zhaffy (07/23/2012) [-]
#79 - watch closely. his head didnt bounce off the floor. His back-b…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2012 on Is this guy dead? +5
User avatar #152 - Sidney (07/20/2012) [-]
thats cool? its been hours responding to my comment is not necessary. and i dont give any shit about red thumbs cause im not here for thumbs.
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#184 - I think your " ******* " and "love" s… 07/19/2012 on criticism 0
#108 - I read the end first just in case nessie appears  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2012 on Pluh +9
User avatar #109 - gziggas (07/18/2012) [-]
i was honestly hoping for a nessie thing. this wasn't funny at all
#130 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my herd in the Navy Moose, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret migrations to the watering hole, and I have over 300 confirmed tramplings. I am trained in moose warfare and I’m the top mounter in the entire United Moose armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another fleshbag. I will wipe you the fuck out with goring the likes of which has never been seen before in this forest, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of moose across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the stampede, human. The stampede that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can trample you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unhooved combat, but I have access to the entire herd of the United States Moose Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you moosedamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, human.
User avatar #256 - gziggas (07/18/2012) [-]
ill give you dat tree fiddy if you just swim away
#148 - > Be 6 >In hospital for circumcision >Knockou… 07/17/2012 on Wisdom Teeth +22
#194 - I say we stop posting anything that'll start a debate among at…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2012 on Christians 0
#204 - mrgreatnames has deleted their comment.
#60 - Good idea. 1 was quite slow-progressing for me, although I tho…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2012 on Assassins Creed symbols 0
User avatar #62 - CorporalObvious (07/04/2012) [-]
Yeah it was pretty groundbreaking stuff when it came out, bear in mind it was a 360 release title though so we've come a long way.
User avatar #67 - theshadowed (07/04/2012) [-]
Revelations was a dissapointment for me. Just felt like they rushed the game to finish Ezio, and just chucked some stuff in.
User avatar #69 - CorporalObvious (07/04/2012) [-]
It probably was. I'm about half way through it, and while it's fun, I'm just scared that AC will become too formulaic like cod
User avatar #70 - theshadowed (07/04/2012) [-]
Number 3 looks pretty awesome, I have to say. Reworking everything.
User avatar #78 - CorporalObvious (07/04/2012) [-]
I'll reserve judgement. Over hyping something guarantees disappointment.
#19 - My friend told me that Russians are the most insane Free-runne…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2012 on Crazy Backflip +1
User avatar #39 - omoshiroi (07/04/2012) [-]
yes. And true, many of the most known free runners or Traceurs are Russian. Erik, Shadezlat, Baityk and Oleg Vorslav to name a few.


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