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Date Signed Up:9/20/2012
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#251 to #250 - discordwhooves (11/26/2013) [-]
That's honestly a little scary.
That's honestly a little scary.
User avatar #254 to #253 - ghostofmikail (11/26/2013) [-]

You're Morgan, right?
User avatar #256 to #255 - ghostofmikail (11/26/2013) [-]
Just making sure.
User avatar #247 - lightingeagle (10/27/2013) [-]
Mommy... me is supposed to be asleep now... but please dont be mad, Mommy...

I wanted to leave you a love letter, like Daddy would! I'm... trying to get my Pink Flame to work for things like this, and I don't know if it will...

Mommy, I love you so much, Mommy. Thank you for being the very best Mommy, Mommy! I also have been talking to Little Sarum more, and... he's been happier. He says that when you say that you love him, it makes him feel better. When you're at the spa, could you send him a letter saying that, Mommy?

I hope that you don't get mad at me for being up past bed time and writing this...
User avatar #248 to #247 - zerum (10/27/2013) [-]
Oh, dear. Of course I'm not mad at you for leaving this. I love you very much, and of course I'll send a letter to Sarum from the spa.
User avatar #244 - lightingeagle (08/23/2013) [-]
Love, I don't know when you'll read this. I don't know if you'll reply to this, or ever bring it up.

But Morgan, ever since my first day of dating you, I've been in paradise. A paradise I always cause some grand calamity to, making it my own hell which you get subjected Look at Madi, Josh, and whomever will else show up in your life, since I'm not apt with social interactions.

I don't know why you chose me, when you did that horrible week. I don't know what you see in me. All I know is that I'm very happy you see it. I lied earlier tonight. I feel terrible. I just don't want you to know that. I just want one time, when I feel bad, and don't ruin your night because I can't feel happy. I don't want that to happen to you, and it's wrong to think that's acceptable. I don't think it is.

I'm sorry that I make all of our relationship drama. I'm sorry, that all I do, is become drama. Instead of Bunny, call me TLC. I know drama; because I make all of ours.

I'm sorry that I have to guilt trip you and say that my sanity depends on you, when it probably doesn't, but you play a major role. I'm sorry I'm not normal, and am schizotypal which stems from my isolation mostly. I'm sorry that my lack of face to face contact ruins all virtual contacts you have, which is all you seem to have.

I love you. I love you so, so much. However, I don't really love myself. I don't think I will. But, if I'm going to, it's at your own doing. You're my goddess of Love, Companionship and Unity for a reason. Because you're my only companion, you unite me and keep me tethered to this world, and you're the only thing to ever love me like you have. Hopefully, the only.

Forgive me for all my points, with the over abundance of those weak, and lack of those strong. I'm pitiful, and if you think and prove not, especially now I do feel it.

Feel free to bring up that I wrote this or not. I just felt like doing this, for some odd reason, and, well, here it is now...
User avatar #219 - lightingeagle (07/04/2013) [-]
Don't even joke about that, god damn.
User avatar #220 to #219 - zerum (07/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #222 to #221 - zerum (07/04/2013) [-]
Drywall is 3spooky
User avatar #224 to #223 - zerum (07/04/2013) [-]
Oh, I'm just teasing.
#229 to #228 - lightingeagle (07/04/2013) [-]
I like how you can see a leash.
User avatar #230 to #229 - zerum (07/04/2013) [-]
It's Zerum, of course it has a leash. I need to go now. My mom is bitching at me for playing an emulator on her computer.

She thinks it's going to destroy this computer.
User avatar #231 to #230 - lightingeagle (07/04/2013) [-]
You probably are.
User avatar #232 to #231 - zerum (07/04/2013) [-]
Oh, **** off.
User avatar #235 to #233 - zerum (07/04/2013) [-]
#236 to #235 - lightingeagle (07/04/2013) [-]
Aunt M. How nice to see you.

Angel is busy discussing a treaty with the Lae`Knaught. I expect no survivors, but, you know, I'll just stand watch over this all with a Cherubim. Those assholes love fire.

She's playing Diplomat now. She'll be here soon.
User avatar #237 to #236 - zerum (07/04/2013) [-]
#238 to #237 - lightingeagle (07/04/2013) [-]
Nothing too new.
User avatar #234 to #233 - zerum (07/04/2013) [-]
She just....she never does anything but yell at me for doing something wrong. She's no better than my dad.
#239 to #234 - lightingeagle (07/04/2013) [-]
That's because she cares for you, and lacks ways to express it.

Probably feels like a failure after your brother. Honestly, from how the family sounds, she is.
User avatar #215 to #214 - zerum (06/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #209 to #208 - zerum (06/23/2013) [-]
Read that already because you mentioned me.
User avatar #210 to #209 - lightingeagle (06/23/2013) [-]
Well excuse me, princess.
User avatar #206 - lightingeagle (06/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #207 to #206 - zerum (06/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #211 to #207 - lightingeagle (06/23/2013) [-]
pleaseno I lack the ability to
#154 - nightfried (06/16/2013) [-]
Hey Zerum, lighting.eagle wanted me to let you know that Angel and your niece want you. This message will self-destruct in 3...2...1..............Guess I forgot to add that feature, in that case have a nice day!
User avatar #151 - zzRedzz ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
I never asked, how did the whole coming out to your mother go?
User avatar #152 to #151 - zerum (06/15/2013) [-]
It was alright. Only my mom knows. She has her doubts that I'm actually trans and not just a crossdresser, but whatever. She also pretty much told me that, unless I get an extremely well paying job, I'll never be able to afford the HRT or the GRS. So...she really put a damper on things...
User avatar #153 to #152 - zzRedzz ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, reality is a cruel mistress.
I knew it would fine.
#127 - lightingeagle (05/28/2013) [-]

I feel like this porno is what it's gonna be like when we **** . Or make our own. Who knows.
User avatar #128 to #127 - zerum (05/28/2013) [-]
Oh god, dat music.
User avatar #130 to #128 - lightingeagle (05/28/2013) [-]
Provided the project is due tomorrow.
User avatar #131 to #130 - zerum (05/28/2013) [-]
The project is due this next Monday.

Won the match in LoL, easily. It was almost like playing against bots, honestly.

And I would really really like to do that in the video.
User avatar #132 to #131 - lightingeagle (05/28/2013) [-]


What, all the positions and stuffs in the video?
User avatar #133 to #132 - zerum (05/28/2013) [-]
Just anything in the video in general.
User avatar #134 to #133 - lightingeagle (05/28/2013) [-]
I'll do anything in that video.

Except play that music. That's a no go.
User avatar #135 to #134 - zerum (05/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, that music....that was something.
User avatar #136 to #135 - lightingeagle (05/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #137 to #136 - zerum (05/28/2013) [-]
#139 to #138 - zerum (05/28/2013) [-]
Aww, that's not true, Bunny. You're downright hot~
#140 to #139 - lightingeagle (05/28/2013) [-]
Nuu I'm ugly don't look at me.
#141 to #140 - zerum (05/28/2013) [-]
I'm looking at you, and I only see my beautiful boyfriend.
User avatar #143 to #141 - lightingeagle (05/28/2013) [-]
#142 to #141 - lightingeagle (05/28/2013) [-]
And all I see is a loving woman who should crawl in my bed now.
#144 to #142 - zerum (05/28/2013) [-]
Should I, now?
#145 to #144 - lightingeagle (05/28/2013) [-]
You damn well know -hiccup- you sh -hiccup- ould let me get my -hiccup- dick wet.
#146 to #145 - zerum (05/28/2013) [-]
I forgot that that was Near and that Near is male for a minute there.

Oh~? Maybe I should make you come to me~
#147 to #146 - lightingeagle (05/28/2013) [-]
Should you~? I think you should cuddle with me, and play with my hair.
#148 to #147 - zerum (05/28/2013) [-]
I think I'll do that then~
User avatar #129 to #128 - lightingeagle (05/28/2013) [-]
I skipped until they bump the nasties.

So, how was LoL, my Love? Better yet, I think we should be in bed, or at the least, you should start that project.
#89 - thetitdestroyer (05/06/2013) [-]

I miss you, come back.
#112 to #89 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
We'll see. Right now I'm off to play ARAM in League of Legends with my boyfriend.

It was nice talking to you again.
#113 to #112 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]

Yeah, yeah, I'm always here. See ya bub.
#90 to #89 - zerum (05/06/2013) [-]
Well, I'm still on Steam. I don't know where you went.
#91 to #90 - thetitdestroyer (05/07/2013) [-]

I've been places.
#92 to #91 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
FJ Didn't give me a notification for this.

Where have you been?
User avatar #94 to #92 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]
Who knows.
I'm just glad I'm back.
#95 to #94 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
Well, it's good to see you again.

You've...missed quite a bit.
#96 to #95 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]

Care to fill me in?
#97 to #96 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
Well...the biggest thing would be that I've discovered that I'm trans.

I don't want to be male anymore.
#98 to #97 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]

No offense, but I kind'of expected that.
#99 to #98 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
None taken at all.
#100 to #99 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]
So, how's life been treating you?

So, how's life been treating you?
#101 to #100 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
It's been alright. I'm still with my boyfriend, lightingeagle.

Working towards getting out to him in Delaware.
#102 to #101 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]

You silly, now he's going to read our conversation.
#103 to #102 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
Does it bother you? I could tell him not to.
#104 to #103 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]

I really don't care.
Wellp, I've been good, aside from a couple of fights in High School.
#105 to #104 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
Oh, those are always fun.

Mine happened in Middle School.

I always lost.
#106 to #105 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]

Heh, I used to lose all the time in Middle School, until I began to hit the gym, and took Tae Kwon Do.
Ran out of Chaos Gun Images.
#107 to #106 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
I took Tae Kwon Do for a little. I don't think it would have helped me, since most fights were hair pulling, head locks, and cheap shots.

I never "hit the gym" either.

That's probably why I was targeted in the first place.

The one time I went to the school's gym I was laughed out and never went back.
#108 to #107 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]

Didn't you start working out?
#109 to #108 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
I started running. That's it.

I haven't done that in a good while, though.
#111 to #109 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]

You need to start doing that again, so you can become fabulous.
User avatar #86 - dandelionterror (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas zerum! :3
#84 - lightingeagle (11/30/2012) [-]
Hey you, when you read this, text me. If I'm not doing anything super-duper formal during my outing, I'll respond.

Hope you slept well, Lovey.
<3 and have a nice day, even with the teeth pulling and all!
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