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Date Signed Up:5/30/2011
Last Login:8/27/2016
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latest user's comments

#27 - Who the hell is he anyway? He never really talks much … 08/13/2016 on /v/irgins' rendition of... 0
#39 - Mention list. Doing God's work, son 08/13/2016 on [UNTITLED] 0
#10 - Teaper* 08/12/2016 on Time To Tea 0
#26 - I love how in the little PowerPoint slide, it says men shouldn…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2016 on SJWcomp:Dutch East India... +2
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#36 - epicalania (08/10/2016) [-]
I thought I was safe here in Aus, turns it there's gender studies classes at our unis.
It spread mate, it spreads
#6 - In all that time, Bulbasaur managed to do one pushup.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2016 on Now & Then +28
#19 - anon (08/09/2016) [-]
It did take Snorlax, what, six games to stand up in its sprite art
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#7 - rodiganschmidt (08/09/2016) [-]
he seems pretty pleased about it though
#11 - Well I'll be damned. For months, in fact. Jesus ******* Christ, Bill.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/28/2016 on From Russia With Love +146
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#56 - vorarephilia (07/29/2016) [-]
Side note, but reading about the US nuclear football led me to reading about the Letters of last resort from the UK.
"They contain orders on what action to take in the event that an enemy nuclear strike has destroyed the British government and has killed or otherwise incapacitated both the Prime Minister and the "second person" (normally a high-ranking member of the Cabinet) whom the Prime Minister has designated to make a decision on how to act in the event of the Prime Minister's death. In the event that the orders were to be carried out, the action taken could be the last official act of Her Majesty's Government."

Last line gave me chills for some reason.
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#96 - semilunarknight (07/29/2016) [-]
That's pretty cool.
My country would just loot shit, kill one another and hopd protests.
Then we would die from the radiation poisoning.
#70 - shrms (07/29/2016) [-]
Enjoy
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#12 - strigt (07/28/2016) [-]
Bill "Those Nuclear Codes, Where'd They Go?" Clinton
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#14 - brobyddark (07/28/2016) [-]
The Clintons are very good at misplacing things.
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#21 - Sewallman (07/28/2016) [-]
They also looted furniture and stuff from the white house while leaving.
#36 - ripgeckosncherios (07/29/2016) [-]
pretty sure that was debunked
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#80 - europe (07/29/2016) [-]
nope
$40k or so of furniture
#40 - randomzdude (07/29/2016) [-]
Nope she actually did. She was ordered to return it, which she then only returned a small amount of things.
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#59 - strigt (07/29/2016) [-]
The absolute madwoman.
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#49 - Sewallman (07/29/2016) [-]
He was kind of right, they claimed the stuff was gifts.
#10 - Wait what that can't be true. I know he's dumber than a bag of…  [+] (24 new replies) 07/28/2016 on From Russia With Love +65
#29 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/28/2016) [-]
Bill Clinton is actually one of the smartest presidents ever. (Note I said smartest, not best.)
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#19 - Ruspanic (07/28/2016) [-]
you think Bill Clinton is dumb?
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#24 - sketchE (07/28/2016) [-]
overall? yes. he has a few shining points but overall hes kinda dumb
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#26 - Ruspanic (07/28/2016) [-]
Can you give an example?
Bill Clinton may not be the most honest of people, but my impression is that he is a shrewd politician with a remarkably strong understanding of policy and the political "game".
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#27 - sketchE (07/28/2016) [-]
decision making mainly. whole monica lewinsky thing, all the other sexual assaults pointed at him, the mysterious deaths. also he lost the nuclear codes for months, stole stuff from the whitehouse and married hillary so he isnt the sharpest cookie in the mailbox
#53 - amadadam (07/29/2016) [-]
Just imagining a sharp cookie in my mail box is fucking me up right now. I'm gonna go lie down
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#37 - twentyninersaregay (07/29/2016) [-]
You had me at marrying Hillary
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#39 - ShoMinimamoto (07/29/2016) [-]
You had me at hillary
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#32 - Ruspanic (07/29/2016) [-]
Smart people can sometimes have poor judgment or poor self-control. I don't think the things you described make him stupid. I've watched some of interviews, especially when he's talking about policy, and I've found him pretty thoughtful and well-informed. For example:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRoNd-0LgzU
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#57 - masanori (07/29/2016) [-]
I like the video where he sounds like Trump on illegal immigration and the Dems cheer
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#100 - Ruspanic (07/29/2016) [-]
Trump didn't invent the idea of border security, and his ideas don't end with securing the border. As I'm sure you know, Trump also wants Mexico to pay for a border wall and wants to deport illegal immigrants en masse, which are not things that most Democrats would support.
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#11 - zerositnator (07/28/2016) [-]
Well I'll be damned. For months, in fact. Jesus fucking Christ, Bill.
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#56 - vorarephilia (07/29/2016) [-]
Side note, but reading about the US nuclear football led me to reading about the Letters of last resort from the UK.
"They contain orders on what action to take in the event that an enemy nuclear strike has destroyed the British government and has killed or otherwise incapacitated both the Prime Minister and the "second person" (normally a high-ranking member of the Cabinet) whom the Prime Minister has designated to make a decision on how to act in the event of the Prime Minister's death. In the event that the orders were to be carried out, the action taken could be the last official act of Her Majesty's Government."

Last line gave me chills for some reason.
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#96 - semilunarknight (07/29/2016) [-]
That's pretty cool.
My country would just loot shit, kill one another and hopd protests.
Then we would die from the radiation poisoning.
#70 - shrms (07/29/2016) [-]
Enjoy
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#12 - strigt (07/28/2016) [-]
Bill "Those Nuclear Codes, Where'd They Go?" Clinton
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#14 - brobyddark (07/28/2016) [-]
The Clintons are very good at misplacing things.
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#21 - Sewallman (07/28/2016) [-]
They also looted furniture and stuff from the white house while leaving.
#36 - ripgeckosncherios (07/29/2016) [-]
pretty sure that was debunked
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#80 - europe (07/29/2016) [-]
nope
$40k or so of furniture
#40 - randomzdude (07/29/2016) [-]
Nope she actually did. She was ordered to return it, which she then only returned a small amount of things.
User avatar
#59 - strigt (07/29/2016) [-]
The absolute madwoman.
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#49 - Sewallman (07/29/2016) [-]
He was kind of right, they claimed the stuff was gifts.
#1 - Meanwhile when I'm at the beach 07/18/2016 on At the beach +7
#9 - I'm an idiot. I deserve this.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2016 on fb friend doesn't like adele +134
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#33 - toosexyforyou (07/02/2016) [-]
Better people have been shot for being less stupid.
#10 - agronimo (07/01/2016) [-]
Don't be so harsh with yourself, mate
#23 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
I wish I could give you some sympathy.
Alas, I cannot.
#4 - So does every other singer in history, when you think about it…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2016 on fb friend doesn't like adele -5
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#32 - meganinja (07/02/2016) [-]
Sure, if you only look at pop music she's one of the better artists. But that's not saying much mayne.
#5 - anon (07/01/2016) [-]
She is the exact same as all the other pop singers. Sure, you could say she sounds genuine, but she is just reading something that her song writer has written.

Also, saying all musicians repeat their own songs and only listing pop artist of various sub genres kinda proves my point even more