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Date Signed Up:5/30/2011
Last Login:5/29/2016
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#3 - I guess some people didn't have anyone to remember. …  [+] (2 new replies) 19 hours ago on MDW: Death Toll +29
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#213285 - Is anybody willing to help me with a prank that I want to set …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#213301 - muffintime (21 hours ago) [-]
what time do you want me to come over? Also, I would prefer being on top but if I have to I will be on the bottom.
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#213291 - leafonthewind (05/29/2016) [-]
sure
#213284 - Buy the microwave Your parents will thank you for yo… 05/29/2016 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#3 - I didn't read it honestly. I accept my fate  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2016 on Yttytro Kirte Ytakeng +1
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#4 - suikachan (05/26/2016) [-]
it usually says "sentences", so i guess you went with the standard, heh
no worries
#13 - That doesn't make any sense either. Aren't the majori…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2016 on Fetus are more important... +1
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#19 - mrchrisker (05/27/2016) [-]
slaves worked the farms so they must have owned them... whitey did nothing wrong then
#18 - dudulli (05/27/2016) [-]
Dude, you know he isn't serious and "those" people don't give a damn about teachers. They want AT LEAST (more is absolutely fine and not sexist at all) women in ALL fields.
Except for those shitty jobs like miners.

Hipocrisy fest.
#11 - The ****** a patriarchy  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2016 on Fetus are more important... +1
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#12 - mrchrisker (05/26/2016) [-]
a system of society or government in which men hold the power and women are largely excluded from it.
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#13 - zerositnator (05/26/2016) [-]
That doesn't make any sense either.

Aren't the majority of teachers in America or the world, really, female? Don't females make up a larger percentage of the population? Aren't females more likely to go to college, be accepted then graduate? Isn't that even higher for blacks and other minorities?

Is sounds like to me that the real oppressed class are poor, white boys.
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#19 - mrchrisker (05/27/2016) [-]
slaves worked the farms so they must have owned them... whitey did nothing wrong then
#18 - dudulli (05/27/2016) [-]
Dude, you know he isn't serious and "those" people don't give a damn about teachers. They want AT LEAST (more is absolutely fine and not sexist at all) women in ALL fields.
Except for those shitty jobs like miners.

Hipocrisy fest.
#9 - That doesn't really explain anything though If you're…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/26/2016 on Fetus are more important... +1
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#10 - mrchrisker (05/26/2016) [-]
i don't need to because patriarchy
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#11 - zerositnator (05/26/2016) [-]
The fuck's a patriarchy
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#12 - mrchrisker (05/26/2016) [-]
a system of society or government in which men hold the power and women are largely excluded from it.
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#13 - zerositnator (05/26/2016) [-]
That doesn't make any sense either.

Aren't the majority of teachers in America or the world, really, female? Don't females make up a larger percentage of the population? Aren't females more likely to go to college, be accepted then graduate? Isn't that even higher for blacks and other minorities?

Is sounds like to me that the real oppressed class are poor, white boys.
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#19 - mrchrisker (05/27/2016) [-]
slaves worked the farms so they must have owned them... whitey did nothing wrong then
#18 - dudulli (05/27/2016) [-]
Dude, you know he isn't serious and "those" people don't give a damn about teachers. They want AT LEAST (more is absolutely fine and not sexist at all) women in ALL fields.
Except for those shitty jobs like miners.

Hipocrisy fest.
#7 - Isn't hating another person based on their gender and race in …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/26/2016 on Fetus are more important... +1
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#8 - mrchrisker (05/26/2016) [-]
its POWER+ PREJUDICE sweat heart but i wouldn't exspect you to under stand with your internalised misogyny
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#9 - zerositnator (05/26/2016) [-]
That doesn't really explain anything though

If you're saying that you can't be racist or sexist if you don't have power, but have prejudice, you aren't a sexist or racist? I'm lost. Where does power come into play? Technically, since you have power to delete my comments at will and you obviously have hatred for white males, you'd still be racist and sexist.

You're trying to say that there is racism and sexism everywhere, but by your logic, there isn't any because not every power position is held by white men.

Care to explain?
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#10 - mrchrisker (05/26/2016) [-]
i don't need to because patriarchy
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#11 - zerositnator (05/26/2016) [-]
The fuck's a patriarchy
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#12 - mrchrisker (05/26/2016) [-]
a system of society or government in which men hold the power and women are largely excluded from it.
User avatar
#13 - zerositnator (05/26/2016) [-]
That doesn't make any sense either.

Aren't the majority of teachers in America or the world, really, female? Don't females make up a larger percentage of the population? Aren't females more likely to go to college, be accepted then graduate? Isn't that even higher for blacks and other minorities?

Is sounds like to me that the real oppressed class are poor, white boys.
User avatar
#19 - mrchrisker (05/27/2016) [-]
slaves worked the farms so they must have owned them... whitey did nothing wrong then
#18 - dudulli (05/27/2016) [-]
Dude, you know he isn't serious and "those" people don't give a damn about teachers. They want AT LEAST (more is absolutely fine and not sexist at all) women in ALL fields.
Except for those shitty jobs like miners.

Hipocrisy fest.
#3 - I'm actually a black, gay woman  [+] (10 new replies) 05/26/2016 on Fetus are more important... +1
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#5 - mrchrisker (05/26/2016) [-]
then your alright
its just those sexist racist WHITE MEN i don't like.
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#7 - zerositnator (05/26/2016) [-]
Isn't hating another person based on their gender and race in and of itself sexist and racist?
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#8 - mrchrisker (05/26/2016) [-]
its POWER+ PREJUDICE sweat heart but i wouldn't exspect you to under stand with your internalised misogyny
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#9 - zerositnator (05/26/2016) [-]
That doesn't really explain anything though

If you're saying that you can't be racist or sexist if you don't have power, but have prejudice, you aren't a sexist or racist? I'm lost. Where does power come into play? Technically, since you have power to delete my comments at will and you obviously have hatred for white males, you'd still be racist and sexist.

You're trying to say that there is racism and sexism everywhere, but by your logic, there isn't any because not every power position is held by white men.

Care to explain?
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#10 - mrchrisker (05/26/2016) [-]
i don't need to because patriarchy
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#11 - zerositnator (05/26/2016) [-]
The fuck's a patriarchy
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#12 - mrchrisker (05/26/2016) [-]
a system of society or government in which men hold the power and women are largely excluded from it.
User avatar
#13 - zerositnator (05/26/2016) [-]
That doesn't make any sense either.

Aren't the majority of teachers in America or the world, really, female? Don't females make up a larger percentage of the population? Aren't females more likely to go to college, be accepted then graduate? Isn't that even higher for blacks and other minorities?

Is sounds like to me that the real oppressed class are poor, white boys.
User avatar
#19 - mrchrisker (05/27/2016) [-]
slaves worked the farms so they must have owned them... whitey did nothing wrong then
#18 - dudulli (05/27/2016) [-]
Dude, you know he isn't serious and "those" people don't give a damn about teachers. They want AT LEAST (more is absolutely fine and not sexist at all) women in ALL fields.
Except for those shitty jobs like miners.

Hipocrisy fest.
#1 - Some of them aren't even sentences.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2016 on Yttytro Kirte Ytakeng -2
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#7 - hellomynameisbill (05/27/2016) [-]
Dude, it's a poem
anything can make a poem
like this line
or this line
or this line
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#2 - suikachan (05/26/2016) [-]
"and his name is the first letter of each LINE"
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#3 - zerositnator (05/26/2016) [-]
I didn't read it honestly. I accept my fate
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#4 - suikachan (05/26/2016) [-]
it usually says "sentences", so i guess you went with the standard, heh
no worries
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#143 - doggydoodooo (09/27/2015) [-]
Eya zerositnator, I have some spare funds that I don't mind sending your way. Send me a pm or hook me up with your fundraiser.
#142 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
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#127 - zerositnator (08/08/2015) [-]
1 pack of Oreo cookies (36 cookies)
6 Tablespoon butter, melted
250g package cream cheese, softened
1/4 cup white sugar
2 Tablespoons cold milk
500ml cream
1x 110g pack of Instant Chocolate Pudding.
3 1/4 cups cold milk
1 and 1/2 cups mini chocolate chips

1. Begin by crushing the 36 Oreo cookies. You can crush the cookies
anyway you wish. When the Oreos have turned into fine crumbs, you are
done.

2. Transfer the Oreo crumbs to a large
bowl. Stir in 6 tablespoons melted
butter. When the butter is distributed, transfer the mixture to a 20x30cm
baking or pyrex dish.

Lace the tray with Spray ‘n Cook or an equivalent.

Press the crumbs into the bottom of the pan. Place the pan in the fridge
while you work on the additional layers.

3. Mix the cream cheese with a blender until light and fluffy. Add in 2
Tablespoons milk and 1/4 cup sugar, and mix well. Whip 300ml of cream
and stir in. Spread this mixture over the crust.

4. In a bowl, combine chocolate instant pudding with 3 and 1/4 cups cold milk.

Whisk for several minutes until the pudding starts to thicken. Use a
spatula to spread the mixture over the
previous cream cheese layer. Allow the dessert to rest for about 5 minutes so that the pudding can firm up further.

5. Whip the rest of the cream and spread it. Sprinkle mini chocolate chips evenly over the top. Place in the freezer
for 1 hour, or the refrigerator for 4 hours before serving.
#141 to #127 - lotengo (08/17/2015) [-]
WHAT IS THE FAT PERCENTAGE OF THE 500ML CREAM?
#140 to #127 - sphincterface (08/10/2015) [-]
I was going to come here anyways, because chocolate lasagna sounds amazing.
#139 to #127 - instalation (08/10/2015) [-]
Why did you want me to learn this.
#138 to #127 - lotengo (08/10/2015) [-]
Just to be sure i dont confuse certain ingredients since English is not my first language.

What is the percentage of fat in cream?
#137 to #127 - deltoraquest (08/10/2015) [-]
well this seems like it's going to absolutely **** my arterys but im doing it anyway
#136 to #127 - brandinifettucine (08/10/2015) [-]
thank mr zerositnator
#135 to #127 - ukulisti ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
**ukulisti used "*roll picture*"**
**ukulisti rolled image**There actually was chocolate lasagna. Cool.
#134 to #127 - godshandshake (08/09/2015) [-]
thanks
#133 to #127 - sumerfag (08/09/2015) [-]
magnificent
#132 to #127 - rohedje (08/09/2015) [-]
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**rohedje rolled image** Just so you know, I came here only for chocolate lasagna
#130 to #127 - lexivex ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
Thanks fam
#129 to #127 - derpwolf ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
This will be delicious. Thank you.
#127 - zerositnator (02/15/2015) [-]
**zerositnator used "*roll 1, 0-300*"**
**zerositnator rolls 099**
#123 - zerositnator (12/21/2014) [-]
**zerositnator used "*roll faggots*"**
**zerositnator rolls Phanact**
#119 - ecomp (09/01/2014) [-]
You still have a year to stay dead...
#120 to #119 - zerositnator (10/10/2014) [-]
lol
#121 to #120 - ecomp (10/10/2014) [-]
STAY IN YOUR GRAVE, El Concepcion will not get the best of me!
#124 to #121 - zerositnator (01/15/2015) [-]
At least I didn't think Avatar was an anime, fool.
#118 - majormayor (03/28/2014) [-]
Life.
#117 - ecomp (02/25/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/pokemon/287113#287113

I still don't trust you because of this.
#114 - Riukanojutsu (08/28/2013) [-]
well **** you too.
#115 to #114 - zerositnator (08/28/2013) [-]
I have no regrets.
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