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User avatar #210 - thelastamerican (08/17/2015) [-]
Just google UofL application process. For intro classes they'll take pretty much anyone as long as you don't have terrible test scores AND terrible high school grades.
#206 - Does it pay well enough?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/16/2015 on Fuck off Hillary, you... 0
User avatar #208 - thelastamerican (08/16/2015) [-]
I've been working at UPS for 6 years and I get $13.90 right now, but when I started the beginning wage was $8.50
User avatar #207 - thelastamerican (08/16/2015) [-]
With the new contract new hires make 10.10 an hour, and after your first year you go to 10.50. After that you get regular raises. I think next raise is .70 cents. Raise comes around once a year in August.
User avatar #209 - zerositnator (08/16/2015) [-]
I know I might sound peevish, but do you know to apply for it? What exactly do I do?
User avatar #210 - thelastamerican (08/17/2015) [-]
Just google UofL application process. For intro classes they'll take pretty much anyone as long as you don't have terrible test scores AND terrible high school grades.
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User avatar #205 - thelastamerican (08/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, we have a major in chemistry. I think you can get your doctorate at UL, but I'm not sure. I don't really know all that much about other majors. But yeah, you can have a chemistry degree, or several different chemistry degrees. And since UPS will pay you to get them indefinitely you can get as many degrees as you want.

I don't remember if I mentioned this, but the job is part time. I get about 4 hours a day.
User avatar #206 - zerositnator (08/16/2015) [-]
Does it pay well enough?
User avatar #208 - thelastamerican (08/16/2015) [-]
I've been working at UPS for 6 years and I get $13.90 right now, but when I started the beginning wage was $8.50
User avatar #207 - thelastamerican (08/16/2015) [-]
With the new contract new hires make 10.10 an hour, and after your first year you go to 10.50. After that you get regular raises. I think next raise is .70 cents. Raise comes around once a year in August.
User avatar #209 - zerositnator (08/16/2015) [-]
I know I might sound peevish, but do you know to apply for it? What exactly do I do?
User avatar #210 - thelastamerican (08/17/2015) [-]
Just google UofL application process. For intro classes they'll take pretty much anyone as long as you don't have terrible test scores AND terrible high school grades.
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#201 - What major should I be looking at specifically?  [+] (8 new replies) 08/16/2015 on Fuck off Hillary, you... 0
User avatar #203 - thelastamerican (08/16/2015) [-]
Well, we have a shitload of courses. I'm an education major. We also have engineering, and computer stuff, and architecture, and nursing, and doctoring, and stuff. We also have a woman's study program.
User avatar #204 - zerositnator (08/16/2015) [-]
Do you need to take a specific course, or can I still apply for a chemistry major that I originally planned?
User avatar #205 - thelastamerican (08/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, we have a major in chemistry. I think you can get your doctorate at UL, but I'm not sure. I don't really know all that much about other majors. But yeah, you can have a chemistry degree, or several different chemistry degrees. And since UPS will pay you to get them indefinitely you can get as many degrees as you want.

I don't remember if I mentioned this, but the job is part time. I get about 4 hours a day.
User avatar #206 - zerositnator (08/16/2015) [-]
Does it pay well enough?
User avatar #208 - thelastamerican (08/16/2015) [-]
I've been working at UPS for 6 years and I get $13.90 right now, but when I started the beginning wage was $8.50
User avatar #207 - thelastamerican (08/16/2015) [-]
With the new contract new hires make 10.10 an hour, and after your first year you go to 10.50. After that you get regular raises. I think next raise is .70 cents. Raise comes around once a year in August.
User avatar #209 - zerositnator (08/16/2015) [-]
I know I might sound peevish, but do you know to apply for it? What exactly do I do?
User avatar #210 - thelastamerican (08/17/2015) [-]
Just google UofL application process. For intro classes they'll take pretty much anyone as long as you don't have terrible test scores AND terrible high school grades.
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User avatar #132 - thelastamerican (08/16/2015) [-]
We have hundreds of places. Send me a PM if you decide you want to got to UofL.
User avatar #201 - zerositnator (08/16/2015) [-]
What major should I be looking at specifically?
User avatar #203 - thelastamerican (08/16/2015) [-]
Well, we have a shitload of courses. I'm an education major. We also have engineering, and computer stuff, and architecture, and nursing, and doctoring, and stuff. We also have a woman's study program.
User avatar #204 - zerositnator (08/16/2015) [-]
Do you need to take a specific course, or can I still apply for a chemistry major that I originally planned?
User avatar #205 - thelastamerican (08/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, we have a major in chemistry. I think you can get your doctorate at UL, but I'm not sure. I don't really know all that much about other majors. But yeah, you can have a chemistry degree, or several different chemistry degrees. And since UPS will pay you to get them indefinitely you can get as many degrees as you want.

I don't remember if I mentioned this, but the job is part time. I get about 4 hours a day.
User avatar #206 - zerositnator (08/16/2015) [-]
Does it pay well enough?
User avatar #208 - thelastamerican (08/16/2015) [-]
I've been working at UPS for 6 years and I get $13.90 right now, but when I started the beginning wage was $8.50
User avatar #207 - thelastamerican (08/16/2015) [-]
With the new contract new hires make 10.10 an hour, and after your first year you go to 10.50. After that you get regular raises. I think next raise is .70 cents. Raise comes around once a year in August.
User avatar #209 - zerositnator (08/16/2015) [-]
I know I might sound peevish, but do you know to apply for it? What exactly do I do?
User avatar #210 - thelastamerican (08/17/2015) [-]
Just google UofL application process. For intro classes they'll take pretty much anyone as long as you don't have terrible test scores AND terrible high school grades.

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User avatar #127 - zerositnator ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
1 pack of Oreo cookies (36 cookies)
6 Tablespoon butter, melted
250g package cream cheese, softened
1/4 cup white sugar
2 Tablespoons cold milk
500ml cream
1x 110g pack of Instant Chocolate Pudding.
3 1/4 cups cold milk
1 and 1/2 cups mini chocolate chips

1. Begin by crushing the 36 Oreo cookies. You can crush the cookies
anyway you wish. When the Oreos have turned into fine crumbs, you are
done.

2. Transfer the Oreo crumbs to a large
bowl. Stir in 6 tablespoons melted
butter. When the butter is distributed, transfer the mixture to a 20x30cm
baking or pyrex dish.

Lace the tray with Spray ‘n Cook or an equivalent.

Press the crumbs into the bottom of the pan. Place the pan in the fridge
while you work on the additional layers.

3. Mix the cream cheese with a blender until light and fluffy. Add in 2
Tablespoons milk and 1/4 cup sugar, and mix well. Whip 300ml of cream
and stir in. Spread this mixture over the crust.

4. In a bowl, combine chocolate instant pudding with 3 and 1/4 cups cold milk.

Whisk for several minutes until the pudding starts to thicken. Use a
spatula to spread the mixture over the
previous cream cheese layer. Allow the dessert to rest for about 5 minutes so that the pudding can firm up further.

5. Whip the rest of the cream and spread it. Sprinkle mini chocolate chips evenly over the top. Place in the freezer
for 1 hour, or the refrigerator for 4 hours before serving.
User avatar #141 to #127 - lotengo (08/17/2015) [-]
WHAT IS THE FAT PERCENTAGE OF THE 500ML CREAM?
User avatar #140 to #127 - sphincterface ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
I was going to come here anyways, because chocolate lasagna sounds amazing.
User avatar #139 to #127 - instalation (08/10/2015) [-]
Why did you want me to learn this.
User avatar #138 to #127 - lotengo (08/10/2015) [-]
Just to be sure i dont confuse certain ingredients since English is not my first language.

What is the percentage of fat in cream?
User avatar #137 to #127 - deltoraquest (08/10/2015) [-]
well this seems like it's going to absolutely **** my arterys but im doing it anyway
User avatar #136 to #127 - brandinifettucine (08/10/2015) [-]
thank mr zerositnator
#135 to #127 - ukulisti ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
**ukulisti used "*roll picture*"**
**ukulisti rolled image**There actually was chocolate lasagna. Cool.
User avatar #133 to #127 - sumerfag (08/09/2015) [-]
magnificent
#132 to #127 - rohedje ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
**rohedje used "*roll picture*"**
**rohedje rolled image** Just so you know, I came here only for chocolate lasagna
User avatar #130 to #127 - lexivex ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
Thanks fam
#129 to #127 - derpwolf (08/09/2015) [-]
This will be delicious. Thank you.
User avatar #127 - zerositnator ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
**zerositnator used "*roll 1, 0-300*"**
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User avatar #123 - zerositnator ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
**zerositnator used "*roll faggots*"**
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User avatar #119 - ecomp (09/01/2014) [-]
You still have a year to stay dead...
User avatar #120 to #119 - zerositnator ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #121 to #120 - ecomp (10/10/2014) [-]
STAY IN YOUR GRAVE, El Concepcion will not get the best of me!
User avatar #124 to #121 - zerositnator ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
At least I didn't think Avatar was an anime, fool.
User avatar #118 - majormayor (03/28/2014) [-]
Life.
User avatar #117 - ecomp (02/25/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/pokemon/287113#287113

I still don't trust you because of this.
User avatar #114 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
well **** you too.
User avatar #115 to #114 - zerositnator ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
I have no regrets.
User avatar #116 to #110 - falconxmard (10/13/2013) [-]
Wassup
User avatar #131 to #116 - zerositnator ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
Nothing much. How 'bout you?
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