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Gender: male
Age: 28
Consoles Owned: Cardboard boxes
Video Games Played: Yike Bike
Date Signed Up:5/30/2011
Last Login:6/29/2016
Location:Canada
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2872
Highest Content Rank:#68
Highest Comment Rank:#1273
Content Thumbs: 101264 total,  109328 ,  8064
Comment Thumbs: 8535 total,  10392 ,  1857
Content Level Progress: 52.9% (529/1000)
Level 291 Content: Post Master → Level 292 Content: Post Master
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 269 Comments: Pure Win → Level 270 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:12
Content Views:4305644
Times Content Favorited:7214 times
Total Comments Made:7342
FJ Points:40700

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    Bing Bing
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    Titty Sprinkles Titty Sprinkles
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    Expectation versus Reality Expectation versus Reality
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    Mooie-mooie Mooie-mooie
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    Gotta Love Stephen Colbert Gotta Love Stephen Colbert
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    Ellen's a bitch Ellen's a bitch
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    Quote for Life Quote for Life
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    Whenever I Make Something Whenever I Make Something
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    Quick Game... Quick Game...
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    Rapist of the Year Rapist of the Year

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#214494 - Press tongue to roof of mouth Press thumb to area between … 06/29/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#1451708 - Overwatch has come out with a patch, translated from Taiwan, a…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1451713 - desacabose (06/14/2016) [-]
>New Zelda being show
>Come to board to talk about not zelda
yfw
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#1451710 - Gonnafly (06/14/2016) [-]
>>#1451705,

I think I was wrong
#9 - There's a difference between humor and disrespect Jok…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2016 on Orlando videos and texts +25
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#10 - machiavellianhumor (06/14/2016) [-]
no there isn't. muslims believe gays don't respect the rules of their god. you're trying to justify hate just like they do. you are basically a terrorist. that wsn't even me saying they deserved it. just making fun of them for it happening.


god you're such a jew
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#20 - veegee (06/15/2016) [-]
you're a cunt. this has nothing to do with humor. not funny, nor presented in a funny way.
#12 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
Hello anon here, What the fuck does being a Jew have to do with this you avangelist slut
#7 - You do realize 50 people are dead. It doesn't matter …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/14/2016 on Orlando videos and texts +35
#33 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** You do realize the internet is made to make fun out of horrific events.
#17 - parashizo (06/15/2016) [-]
but when alan kurdi drowned, you faggots made fun of him
i remember the "thanks poseidon" posts

but hurr durr, the victims aren't rapefugees
#11 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
Hello anon here, It's called funny junk for a reason. Shitty, immature humor. Welcome to the interweb explorer fox, you fucking commie.
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#8 - machiavellianhumor (06/14/2016) [-]
you do realize not having a sense of humor makes you as triggered as terrorists right?
#36 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
What...? Oh my god..
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#9 - zerositnator (06/14/2016) [-]
There's a difference between humor and disrespect

Jokes can come in all shapes and styles and I believe any joke no matter how bad should be told, but the main thing jokes try to aim to do is try to make light of a situation, to make things funny in a time of depression, like this. Much like the 4chan post where they made fun of the situation being a bad joke Shots for everybody! . The difference between that and you is... Well

You were just making fun of the dead for being gay and not in a joking manner. It was forced and you kind of laid out that they deserved it because they were gay. I would even call it jokes, it was disrespect.

If you can't see that, well then call me triggered. There's also a difference between morality and bigotry. I laugh at jokes like the rest of the people here, but this is just in bad taste.
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#10 - machiavellianhumor (06/14/2016) [-]
no there isn't. muslims believe gays don't respect the rules of their god. you're trying to justify hate just like they do. you are basically a terrorist. that wsn't even me saying they deserved it. just making fun of them for it happening.


god you're such a jew
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#20 - veegee (06/15/2016) [-]
you're a cunt. this has nothing to do with humor. not funny, nor presented in a funny way.
#12 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
Hello anon here, What the fuck does being a Jew have to do with this you avangelist slut
#3 - A red hot sphere of nickel barely managed to break the scalp o…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/14/2016 on HOT BALL OF NICKEL VS STUFF +88
#155 - anon (06/16/2016) [-]
If you can eat it in one sitting, your son will be the stallion who mounts the world.
#77 - anon (06/14/2016) [-]
RHNBNokia 3310 idno man... the Nokia didnt give up without a fight either
#136 - anon (06/14/2016) [-]
fake
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#76 - kirkbot (06/14/2016) [-]
I wouldnt even eat a red hot ball of nickel in two sittings
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#65 - mutzaki (06/14/2016) [-]
It's 5 lbs, which would be really hard, and maybe requires a competitive eater to finish in one sitting. LA Beast ate a 5 lb bag of sugarless gummy bears in one of his videos.

2 lbs of food isn't particularly unrealistic to eat in one sitting, though. Of course it's not something everyone can do.
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#50 - haroldsaxon (06/14/2016) [-]
I'll take that challenge
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#11 - mrblueftw (06/14/2016) [-]
i want a link to someone eating a red hot sphere of nickel
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#100 - strangesir (06/14/2016) [-]
It'd have to go in the morbid channel
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#83 - captchakid (06/14/2016) [-]
I saw someone do that before. He was destroyed!
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#97 - mrblueftw (06/14/2016) [-]
make a minecraft joke again and ill make you do captchas for the rest of your life.
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#99 - captchakid (06/14/2016) [-]
Fool, I am the captcha.
#6 - anon (06/14/2016) [-]
I mean, nobody who knows what 2 pounds is thinks they can eat a 2 pound gummy bear in one sitting.
#4 - "Describe yourself in one word." "Hired.&qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2016 on Interview Tip +39
#6 - postwhatevs (06/14/2016) [-]
**postwhatevs used "*roll picture*"**
**postwhatevs rolled image** Do you own a brothel? In that case I want to apply
#5 - archiethesailor (06/14/2016) [-]
I have one tomorrow. Not doing it though, I need a job.
#8 - anon (06/14/2016) [-]
If it looks like something you may not want, pls try it anyway
#3 - Hillary after prison Hillary before prison 06/10/2016 on Hillary Clinton 0
#2 - I once used a few years back and around my area, there was a …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2016 on Life Hacks & Tips +92
#60 - thepizzadevourer (06/11/2016) [-]
Is your name Bruce Wayne, by any chance?
#37 - BoSvNCR (06/10/2016) [-]
You're the hero that town needed
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#3 - letting (06/10/2016) [-]
That's actually incredible, and for a good cause as well. Good on you, man.
#3 - Holy ****, Symmetra in POTG? That's rare. Also, …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2016 on Tech Support +22
#12 - postalmate (06/08/2016) [-]
Maybe because she looks like Pajeet's inbred cousin? What im trying to say is that she is a butterface. She used to have a pretty face in the concept art but I guess the look wasn't smug and indian enough so they changed it.
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#9 - wcpapier (06/08/2016) [-]
i know what you mean.
i myself have trouble finding roadhog r34
#11 - ingloriousgamer (06/08/2016) [-]
**ingloriousgamer used "*roll picture*"**
**ingloriousgamer rolled image** I dont even want to know the gay things about Junkrat and roadhog
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#10 - lamangalamat (06/08/2016) [-]
I am worry
#213630 - I think you answered your own question there, bud. Well let's … 06/07/2016 on Advice - love advice,... +3