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|Date Signed Up:||5/30/2011|
|FunnyJunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#68|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#1273|
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Level 291 Content: Post Master → Level 292 Content: Post Master
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Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win
|Times Content Favorited:||7269 times|
|Total Comments Made:||7220|
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latest user's comments
|#13 - Shoes? Yeah I can imagine a lot of people having them. I sport…||09/26/2015 on Segway||+24|
|#30 - Okay so run this by me again. He wants to build a wal… [+] (4 new replies)||09/26/2015 on Truth Trumpet||+15|
#47 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
they can build a grat tunnel using the materials they already have, making it easier to get in. if you think they can have supervisors to avoid this, keep in mind that bribes are traditions in mexico
#92 - publickush (09/27/2015) [-]
The poor? Bitch, do you know how much money does it cost to pay some asshat to drive you out in the middle of a fucking desert, near the fucking border and just leave you there? It's pricey as fuck and not to mention 5 probabilities that could happen:
-You get caught and get deported
-A drug cartel finds you and kills you
-A wild fucking animal appears and bites your fucking leg
-You actually make it across the border
-Die because you got lost like a dumbass
|#18 - Viola and cello, but mainly viola. [+] (1 new reply)||09/26/2015 on rekt||+1|
|#13 - Just so everyone knows, this isn't a hobby. Orchestra is a cla… [+] (10 new replies)||09/26/2015 on rekt||+86|
#55 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
Change schools, join a youth orchestra, pay a professional for weekly private lessons. Honestly you wont get anywhere in a public school orchestra.
|#11 - I will. I'll buy you the best lube. The only thing is is that … [+] (3 new replies)||09/26/2015 on rekt||+15|
#27 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
Believe it or not, being in an orchestra, presumably one that puts on performances, is a much more productive and worthwhile pastime than staining your dick with cheeto dust.
Christ. Why is there always one dickhead that has to jump in with "UMMM WHY DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO PAY FOR YOUR [THING]" whenever a fundraiser is mentioned?
#59 - robuntu (09/27/2015) [-]
Someone asked me for money. It's not unreasonable that I respond to their request.
Productivity is difficult to measure. You've claimed that an orchestra is more productive and worthwhile. I'm not sure it is. Masturbation has a lot of medical benefits and is good preparation for procreating. Without which, all of humanity would not exist. So yeah, it's pretty important. Since you haven't offered any explanation for how you measure productivity or 'worthwhile-ness' I can't say that you're wrong.
Still, you can walk into a pawn shop and pick up a musical instrument on the cheap; if that's your thing. And a cheap musical instrument can last a lifetime. It's like the little kids hitting you up for money to fund their sports teams. Look kid - if you don't have the money, find a cheaper sport to play. Go play soccer. Get a ball, get some kids. Play. Problem solved. I know people who spend thousands of dollars *per year* for one of their kids to play soccer. They've got matching warmups and leather bags and a million things you don't need to play soccer. And every year, they go around and try to get more money to do it. Yikes.
You can get a violin for $90.
A trumpet for $120.
A trombone for $120.
A bugle for $50.
A recorder for $5.
A clarinet for $80.
A harmonica for $20.
And these prices are all new.
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|#7 - I don't know what you're talking about. I'd **** that d…||09/24/2015 on but what movie?||+15|
|#7 - There is no dealing with it like a man. Anyone who stubs their…||09/24/2015 on Stubbing Your Toe||0|