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#41 - Colby  [+] (7 new replies) 12/22/2013 on The face of disappointment +1
User avatar #42 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
US?
User avatar #43 - zerodate (12/22/2013) [-]
US west
User avatar #44 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
I was on Patriot (EU)
User avatar #45 - zerodate (12/22/2013) [-]
Russian/Caucasia servers?
User avatar #46 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
I don't like them being called the russian servers... But there were lots of russians.
There was a petition at one point to forcibly move all the russians to their own server
User avatar #47 - zerodate (12/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, those servers are actually over ban happy now. My mate got banned for doing too well at a low rank.
User avatar #48 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
Lol
I used to roll new characters, call them some trolly shit, use the starter gun and wear starter clothes, then rape the shit out of people. Had a buddy with me, so we had matching names/appearances
So much rage. We were supposedly reported a bunch of times, but never banned.
#39 - its not that bad, I got over it pretty quick. The N-tec stock …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/22/2013 on The face of disappointment +1
#40 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
Which server?

<---- Me on the last day of RTW APB, in the last minutes before they turned off the servers
User avatar #41 - zerodate (12/22/2013) [-]
Colby
User avatar #42 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
US?
User avatar #43 - zerodate (12/22/2013) [-]
US west
User avatar #44 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
I was on Patriot (EU)
User avatar #45 - zerodate (12/22/2013) [-]
Russian/Caucasia servers?
User avatar #46 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
I don't like them being called the russian servers... But there were lots of russians.
There was a petition at one point to forcibly move all the russians to their own server
User avatar #47 - zerodate (12/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, those servers are actually over ban happy now. My mate got banned for doing too well at a low rank.
User avatar #48 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
Lol
I used to roll new characters, call them some trolly shit, use the starter gun and wear starter clothes, then rape the shit out of people. Had a buddy with me, so we had matching names/appearances
So much rage. We were supposedly reported a bunch of times, but never banned.
#37 - To be honest, I miss the RTW game. But the no sub fee is nice now.  [+] (11 new replies) 12/21/2013 on The face of disappointment 0
User avatar #38 - mrgreatnamess (12/21/2013) [-]
>no sub fee
You mean pay to win
#39 - zerodate (12/22/2013) [-]
its not that bad, I got over it pretty quick. The N-tec stock is amazing.
<Image is me
#40 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
Which server?

<---- Me on the last day of RTW APB, in the last minutes before they turned off the servers
User avatar #41 - zerodate (12/22/2013) [-]
Colby
User avatar #42 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
US?
User avatar #43 - zerodate (12/22/2013) [-]
US west
User avatar #44 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
I was on Patriot (EU)
User avatar #45 - zerodate (12/22/2013) [-]
Russian/Caucasia servers?
User avatar #46 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
I don't like them being called the russian servers... But there were lots of russians.
There was a petition at one point to forcibly move all the russians to their own server
User avatar #47 - zerodate (12/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, those servers are actually over ban happy now. My mate got banned for doing too well at a low rank.
User avatar #48 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
Lol
I used to roll new characters, call them some trolly shit, use the starter gun and wear starter clothes, then rape the shit out of people. Had a buddy with me, so we had matching names/appearances
So much rage. We were supposedly reported a bunch of times, but never banned.
#13 - Finally, I beat him with Devil Dog From APB  [+] (15 new replies) 12/21/2013 on The face of disappointment +1
#49 - Ken M (12/31/2013) [-]
I love apb
User avatar #25 - byodensbeard (12/21/2013) [-]
Hooray someone mentioned APB.
That doesn't happen as often as it should.
#28 - mrgreatnamess (12/21/2013) [-]
RTW APB 4ever
User avatar #37 - zerodate (12/21/2013) [-]
To be honest, I miss the RTW game. But the no sub fee is nice now.
User avatar #38 - mrgreatnamess (12/21/2013) [-]
>no sub fee
You mean pay to win
#39 - zerodate (12/22/2013) [-]
its not that bad, I got over it pretty quick. The N-tec stock is amazing.
<Image is me
#40 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
Which server?

<---- Me on the last day of RTW APB, in the last minutes before they turned off the servers
User avatar #41 - zerodate (12/22/2013) [-]
Colby
User avatar #42 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
US?
User avatar #43 - zerodate (12/22/2013) [-]
US west
User avatar #44 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
I was on Patriot (EU)
User avatar #45 - zerodate (12/22/2013) [-]
Russian/Caucasia servers?
User avatar #46 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
I don't like them being called the russian servers... But there were lots of russians.
There was a petition at one point to forcibly move all the russians to their own server
User avatar #47 - zerodate (12/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, those servers are actually over ban happy now. My mate got banned for doing too well at a low rank.
User avatar #48 - mrgreatnamess (12/22/2013) [-]
Lol
I used to roll new characters, call them some trolly shit, use the starter gun and wear starter clothes, then rape the shit out of people. Had a buddy with me, so we had matching names/appearances
So much rage. We were supposedly reported a bunch of times, but never banned.
#23 - But why would you say **** me?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2013 on Bring It 0
#39 - seras (12/20/2013) [-]
SCHRÖDINGER!!!
#30 - coustify (12/20/2013) [-]
Ah, the return of the why-boner. With a vengeance!
#148 - To keep the place lit and warm 12/19/2013 on The little shit 0
#80 - Do people really feel this entitled? Holy **** buckets,…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2013 on The little shit +4
User avatar #130 - alexforce (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't mean to be disrespectful or anything to like your parents...but you're still in High School and you have to spend 90% of your wages on bills? Is it just to get by or do your parents just kinda make you do that? Or do you want to?
User avatar #148 - zerodate (12/19/2013) [-]
To keep the place lit and warm
#659 - *Open my jacket to reveal priming charges and explosives cover… 12/10/2013 on Round 1. Fight! 0
#536 - This does not advocate the expulsion of black people in Americ… 12/09/2013 on Black people facts 0
#43 - MFW this post  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2013 on instant condom +3
#57 - itsfreecola (12/08/2013) [-]
MFW your comment
#17 - Like this 12/06/2013 on (untitled) 0
#221 - NICE! American sign language for abortion! 12/01/2013 on Dark Joke 0
#219 - 10/10 cant even handle 12/01/2013 on Dark Joke 0
#48 - ******* LOVE MODOKA 12/01/2013 on Anime... +2
#907 - Find that soul...In my ass 11/28/2013 on Song Game 0
#85 - Picture 11/11/2013 on Difficulty Curve +4
#39 - lol I bought 3 and the dlc for like $6 USD, humble bundle mate  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on God Damn it EA 0
User avatar #41 - DeathOne (11/08/2013) [-]
I'm talking about the regular prices, you can get 75% off for most of the stuff on Steam (and yet it's still outrageous).
Oh, and the humble bundle is just a way to tempt you to buy all the DLCs for your game, you know, to complete your collection... DON'T DO IT!
#2009 - >get home but sister doesn't tell anyone >No one men…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2013 on What's your secret that... 0
#3530 - Ken M (11/09/2013) [-]
Disappointing story, but won't thumb you down for it. To each their own.
#2008 - Not even ******* kidding >Be me 7 >meet n…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2013 on What's your secret that... 0
User avatar #2009 - zerodate (11/07/2013) [-]
>get home but sister doesn't tell anyone
>No one mentions this weekend for around 5 years Im now 11-12 and sister is now 16-17
>Ask her if she remembers it
>She does every little detail
>ask why she never told mum
>Because the girl she was friends with kissed her and thought that she would be her girlfriend
>Sister said no and none of us have ever talked to the other family again.
>MFW GOT OUT OF GETTING GROUNDED FOR MONTHS BECAUSE SISTER HAD FIRST LESBIAN EXPERIENCE
#3530 - Ken M (11/09/2013) [-]
Disappointing story, but won't thumb you down for it. To each their own.
#1916 - Bryce, everyone saw and knew 11/07/2013 on What's your secret that... +5
#153 - You've cat to be kitten me right meow! 10/09/2013 on Give Me Your Best Puns 0
#37 - Picture 09/16/2013 on Barry's Advice 0
#293 - I live in Montana and we have a class at my school called Appl… 09/10/2013 on I can't think of a title +1
#49 - Alien Ant Farm reference?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on God I love gingers ;) -1
#50 - tacosattack (09/07/2013) [-]
You'd have to be some kind of smooth criminal not to reference Michael Jackson.
The puns, they hurt!
#100 - Picture 08/29/2013 on the dog says 0

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#50 - zerodate (12/20/2014) [-]
**zerodate used "*roll picture*"**
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#48 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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#47 to #46 - zerodate (06/21/2014) [-]
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?!
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?!
User avatar #41 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
#42 to #41 - zerodate (06/21/2014) [-]
DO IT!
DO IT!
User avatar #43 to #42 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
I AM TRYING MY COMRADE
#44 to #43 - zerodate (06/21/2014) [-]
NO, LIKE THIS
NO, LIKE THIS
User avatar #45 to #44 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
por que?
#40 - Ken M (05/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1**
#39 - Ken M (05/24/2014) [-]
*roll1*
User avatar #38 - zerodate (05/24/2014) [-]
* roll 1* Remove space between * and the r in roll
SAGEL YOU FAGEL
User avatar #37 - zerodate (05/24/2014) [-]
**zerodate rolls 9** YOU BASIC BITCH
User avatar #36 - allion (12/24/2012) [-]
yeah and I heard it's cause someone was spamming and said they had malware on their profile
#34 - zerodate (09/15/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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#26 - JohnE (06/27/2011) [-]
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