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#125 - Picture 12/03/2012 on racism? +1
#30 - Its a piece of the legendary lost underwater city of New Orleans! 12/03/2012 on Woahh... 0
#270 - Source? 12/01/2012 on Opposite day +2
#137 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2012 on True Story +2
#157 - bontzyb (12/02/2012) [-]
#115 - Wasteland is like zork meets fallout. Also you can downloa…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2012 on Kickstarter +1
User avatar #268 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/30/2012) [-]
I tried but for some reason I always start NOT at the beginning (not at the ranger center) but at the first town, even though it lets me generate my own party. I think it has something to do with the way the game handled the option to start a new game. It was supposedly a whole procedure. There's even a stand-alone program that reboots the game for you, making it possible to start a new game.
#370 - Story time! >Be 17 M live it Montana >Take a hom…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2012 on Read Description +2
User avatar #372 - picamix (11/24/2012) [-]
i still only have a laptop, that i bought myself
#83 - If you want to see his face simply google John Forge. He i…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/23/2012 on Everything -8
User avatar #135 - unworldlypath (11/24/2012) [-]
oh boy, here we go. if you read the books, chief's story is a big contradiction to what happens in halo wars,(including john's forge's story) just because they have a common name doesn't mean that they're one and the same
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User avatar #130 - thedarkestrogue (11/24/2012) [-]
Psst. John Forge is too old to be Master Chief.
User avatar #98 - thedarkestrogue (11/24/2012) [-]
Halo Wars in not canon. Spartan 117 is not John Forge.
User avatar #121 - atangytaco (11/24/2012) [-]
^ Sorry but it is
User avatar #137 - unworldlypath (11/24/2012) [-]
not really, the book contact harvest contradicts everything in that game, and when said game came from another company and the book came from the original company to begin with there really isn't much to be said
User avatar #122 - thedarkestrogue (11/24/2012) [-]
Sorry but its not. It wasnt created by the same company and they didnt tell them what they were doing for story. The actual halo franchise has so many contradictions to that game that it hurts.

Its not canon. Even bungie said so.
User avatar #123 - atangytaco (11/24/2012) [-]
1. Bungie said no such thing
2. Yes they confirmed with Bungie on the story otherwise it wouldn't be made.
3. It's considered by many fans and by 343 and Bungie as canon, following the events of The Spirit of Fire and the Characters such as Professor Ellen Anders (Who was the in the main part of the story of the Spartan Program)

I'm not starting a arguement I am just saying Halo Wars is considered canon throughout the the Halo Universe
User avatar #138 - unworldlypath (11/24/2012) [-]
the story makes no sense in the beginning
1.books from bungie contradict what happened ion the game
2.halo wars had nothing to do with bungie to begin with,the entire thing was kind of a rip off(not saying it wasn't good, buts thats what is was)
3. anyone(not pointed at you taco) who thinks john forge is masterchief is WRONG, chief was 7 at the time, did john forge look 7 to you?
User avatar #127 - thedarkestrogue (11/24/2012) [-]
1. Yes they did. They said so in a news letter the day of announcement.
2. No they did not. They only negotiated a basic concept and the rights to use the name.
3. This argument is completely invalid anyway. John was 7. he was abducted and went through rigourous training.
He was crafted as a spartan and was only about 16 during Halo 1, which takes place over 20 years after Halo wars, where John Forge is already almost 30.
User avatar #140 - darkangeloffire (11/24/2012) [-]
Hate to burst the bubble, but Master Chief (John, whatever people are gonna call him) was about 41 by the time Halo 1 happened. If you want math, here it is: He was born in 2511, the events of Halo 1 took place in 2552. 2552-2511=41. Just making a slight correction.
User avatar #128 - thedarkestrogue (11/24/2012) [-]
So even if it was canon, Forge cannot in any way shape or form be Master Chief.
#143 - deadbabycats (11/24/2012) [-]
There's lazers, aliens, space bases, clones and all kinds of shit. If they really wanted to, it could go in EITHER arguments way. It really doesn't matter what the fuck happened; it's non-fiction. Enjoy the series, and don't over complicate it.
User avatar #85 - pivotmasterdm (11/24/2012) [-]
I don't play halo. The only halo i've played was reach and only a few games of grifball.
#114 - That guy is a zombie and that's also Colonel America because t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2012 on CAPTAIN 'MURICA 0
User avatar #126 - YourLordAndMaster (11/22/2012) [-]
No it isn't it's from The Ultimates, Vol. 2: Homeland Security
#113 - This is from Marvel Zombies, in which there is no Captain Amer…  [+] (43 new replies) 11/22/2012 on CAPTAIN 'MURICA +28
#172 - serotonin (11/22/2012) [-]
Its from Ultimates. To be precise its from Ultimates - 12
#117 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
Get out of my classroom
#120 - murpmurp (11/22/2012) [-]
Actually. its mine.
#121 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
Very doubtful cause this is my classroom. Sadly it is not yours.
#122 - murpmurp (11/22/2012) [-]
They need to make new style classrooms, dont they?
#123 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
They need to make us not look alike and not have the classrooms combined.
#125 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
We could teach together
User avatar #213 - murpmurp (11/22/2012) [-]
Lets do it ^_^
User avatar #215 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
Sounds good
#217 - murpmurp (11/22/2012) [-]
have a dog coustume. ill take the girl costume :3
#218 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
how bout you be the guy on the right and i will be the guy on the left?
#220 - murpmurp (11/22/2012) [-]
yes
#124 - murpmurp (11/22/2012) [-]
its true.
#127 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
So what do you say MurpMurp?
#128 - murpmurp (11/22/2012) [-]
That your still in my classroom.
User avatar #131 - thatscrewedupkid (11/22/2012) [-]
i say you are fired from teaching for improper use of "your"
#143 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
thatscrewedupkid is right. If you can not properly use the different versions of your/you're then you cannot teach on FJ
#231 - thatscrewedupkid (11/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #169 - jsrf (11/22/2012) [-]
Dat gramer.....
#179 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
dat spelling
User avatar #189 - jsrf (11/22/2012) [-]
Ummmm im a cat.......
#195 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
and i am bill cosby so what?
User avatar #198 - jsrf (11/22/2012) [-]
touche
#129 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
Sadly that is not the case cause you are in my classroom.
#130 - murpmurp (11/22/2012) [-]
Incorrect. you are in mine.
#132 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
But can you prove that point and back it up with facts?
#137 - lomog (11/22/2012) [-]
Hurr hurr classic thread guys
User avatar #182 - trevo (11/22/2012) [-]
Had to ruin the joke didn't you?
#140 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
That's the last time you are going to interrupt my class logmog. You have detention for a week
#134 - murpmurp (11/22/2012) [-]
Mr.Murpmurp, Am i in the right class?
#135 - murpmurp (11/22/2012) [-]
we're trying to figure that out.
#138 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
Mr. MurpMurp I suggest you don't use your split personalities to try and persuade me that this is your classroom
#202 - murpmurp (11/22/2012) [-]
LEAVE.
#204 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
You are running out of options. You are beginning to get careless with what you comment. You might want to pull out now before its too late.
#208 - murpmurp (11/22/2012) [-]
I refuse to leave.
#209 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
Well this is my classroom. I have no problem with you staying but you cannot teach unless i give you permission
#212 - murpmurp (11/22/2012) [-]
what if i told you we're the same people?
#214 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
Brb... i must consult the elders
#153 - stallwallwriter (11/22/2012) [-]
JESUS FUCK Would you two just make out already? The sexual tension in this classroom is just killing me.

pic related, it's a fuckload of purple lines.
#171 - garymotherfinoak (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#174 - stallwallwriter (11/22/2012) [-]
Oh, Gary!
#161 - gmanjohn (11/22/2012) [-]
#167 - Lulzilla (11/22/2012) [-]
#234 - I ******* WARNED YOU MATE! 11/22/2012 on Just holding my own heart 0
#54 - Shut up and DIE! 11/22/2012 on Avengers... 0
#45 - Actually It went from being free If you beta tested to $30 las…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2012 on Every time 0
User avatar #52 - IamSofaKingdom (11/22/2012) [-]
Have to admit, I prefer League over Dota 2 and if a price tag is added it just solidifies my choice. Just a personal preference though.
#90 - kuci (11/22/2012) [-]
I used to play lol alot but now I got kind of sick of it, I have more than 3000 games played on LoL but Dota 2 has got me in its grip
#46 - kuci (11/22/2012) [-]
did not know that, I thought it was going to be f2p in q1 2013.

you get a thumb to neutralize the red one :>
#43 - People are buying DOTA 2 for 22.99 and most don't have friends…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/22/2012 on Every time 0
#44 - kuci (11/22/2012) [-]
well ok but it's going to be a free game anyway, btw I was not the one that -1 you.
User avatar #45 - zerodate (11/22/2012) [-]
Actually It went from being free If you beta tested to $30 last month. It won't go free to play for quite a while.

You get free green thumbs
User avatar #52 - IamSofaKingdom (11/22/2012) [-]
Have to admit, I prefer League over Dota 2 and if a price tag is added it just solidifies my choice. Just a personal preference though.
#90 - kuci (11/22/2012) [-]
I used to play lol alot but now I got kind of sick of it, I have more than 3000 games played on LoL but Dota 2 has got me in its grip
#46 - kuci (11/22/2012) [-]
did not know that, I thought it was going to be f2p in q1 2013.

you get a thumb to neutralize the red one :>
#41 - I agree but also STEAM TRADE! I will trade a copy of …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/22/2012 on Every time -5
#42 - kuci (11/22/2012) [-]
You can have a dota 2 invite from me for free/small game, instead of getting ripped off by this person above.
#136 - kuci (11/22/2012) [-]
I've given one to Kensislayer, I have 3 more, if you PM me or say your steam name in this thread, I can give you one.

3 more people!
#70 - kaywalsk (11/22/2012) [-]
I have 2 DOTA 2 keys available. Will give them away, but if something is offered in return, I wouldn't decline.


Not sure if I give out my profile or account name for people to friend request me, though.
User avatar #60 - kensislayer (11/22/2012) [-]
my steam is kensislayer
#43 - zerodate (11/22/2012) [-]
People are buying DOTA 2 for 22.99 and most don't have friends giving away copies, I am allowing a few to get the game less than half the sale price, I'm not ripping them off.
#44 - kuci (11/22/2012) [-]
well ok but it's going to be a free game anyway, btw I was not the one that -1 you.
User avatar #45 - zerodate (11/22/2012) [-]
Actually It went from being free If you beta tested to $30 last month. It won't go free to play for quite a while.

You get free green thumbs
User avatar #52 - IamSofaKingdom (11/22/2012) [-]
Have to admit, I prefer League over Dota 2 and if a price tag is added it just solidifies my choice. Just a personal preference though.
#90 - kuci (11/22/2012) [-]
I used to play lol alot but now I got kind of sick of it, I have more than 3000 games played on LoL but Dota 2 has got me in its grip
#46 - kuci (11/22/2012) [-]
did not know that, I thought it was going to be f2p in q1 2013.

you get a thumb to neutralize the red one :>
#26 - Picture 11/20/2012 on Spawn more Overlords +15
#93 - Picture 11/16/2012 on Piracy +3
#63 - Picture 11/16/2012 on Science +5
#66 - 1. Traps with moving parts require fuel/power and will eventua…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Don't tell the army about... 0
User avatar #69 - fantomen (11/12/2012) [-]
1. They'd not need to last for months, and could be built out of scrap, a single tank of diesel could last for up to 2 days. if you don't run it at night.
2. No, if the whole country is in chaos they'd find someone to authorize it, and then pin the blame on him if public opinion went against it.
3. Yes this could be a problem, but I'd think most activist would stop trying when they realized grandma was still trying to eat them despite missing half her body.
4. Soldiers aren't idiots, they'd realize quickly to aim for the head.

Also, I think rednecks with guns could alone dispatch LARGE amounts of zombies on their own. I mean there was a semi-professional hunter in Finland during the winter war that singlehandedly killed over 700 Russians in under 6 months. Imagine the kill counts that someone like that could rack up against zombies.
User avatar #79 - lemanrouste (11/12/2012) [-]
Only one I agree with is the fourth one.

First one only keeps you safe for said two days, provided it doesn't collapse.

Second one, you underestimate that durability of red tape. Red tape losses wars that could've been won.

Third one, you overestimate humanity, we're dumber than zombies half the time.
#114 - anon (11/12/2012) [-]
My take on number four is different, take it from someone who trained in combatives and studied military combatives, it is REALLY difficult to hit someone in the head with a gun in live combat, in a controlled firing range accuracy is not a problem, you can take your time. In the field there is a little thing called adrenaline that, while being awsome at making you ignore things like pain, really fucks up your fine motor control, (it's the reason soldiers train and drill for center of mass, its the easiest to hit without taking too much time)
User avatar #118 - lemanrouste (11/12/2012) [-]
hmm, that could go either way really (also doing combat training, military, etc.)

If they are classic walkers, although disheartening, it wouldn't be too different from a firing range, at least in longer distance engagements, it would just be hitting a slower moving target. And since traditional zombies are attracted to noise, with a bit of planning, cities could be taken that way, in a ridiculously slow manner, rather than running in, and getting swarmed in choked alleys and corridors.

Runners would cause more of a problem, and more than likely to cause massive amounts of fear, especially in situations where they out number you, that is definitely understandable.
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#16 - His dad needs to read this to him! 11/09/2012 on Childhood Trauma +15
#50 - try again its actually 23444.9 Batmen worth. We owe 16 Trillio… 11/09/2012 on Batman Pressuposts +4
#120 - BUT WHO WAS CAMERA?! 11/09/2012 on Google Street View to the... +14
#219 - SO MANY FEELS 11/09/2012 on Medical Science Boner +8
#122 - Because the pilot knew that they were still alive and that it …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2012 on Mow 'em down +1
User avatar #201 - cinematicbrix (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, well I guess the end of the world brings out the worst in everyone.

Like with Rick, he's so different than in the first season.
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