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#754 - feupi ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
Feliz cumpleaños ! Hope you're having a good time, have the usual Sakura~
User avatar #755 to #754 - zergiel (07/01/2015) [-]

You are a great comrade. And leader of a dangerous cult to lesbians but I digress
#756 to #755 - feupi ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Hey, I can separate professional and private life ! I won't shun the non-believers !
#726 - feupy (10/16/2014) [-]
Yuri ? On MY manga shelf ? I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #728 to #726 - zergiel (10/16/2014) [-]
Yuri for the Yuri God eh?
User avatar #727 to #726 - zergiel (10/16/2014) [-]
***** you are one sick mofo. And a happy one too, for I can see.
User avatar #729 to #727 - feupy (10/16/2014) [-]
Yaaaay, all this bliss in only one shelf. Eh, I'd be happier if I had stayed in Japan but I'll just shift into Maxi Delusion Mod and read yuri manga in japanese while listening to this : www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFf4AgBNR1E
User avatar #731 to #729 - zergiel (10/16/2014) [-]
Why is this ******* song making me happy?
User avatar #733 to #731 - feupy (10/16/2014) [-]
Yeah ^^ I don't know in Venezula, but we don't have that in France. Al our pop groups are depressing as **** . And they aren't as cute.
User avatar #734 to #733 - zergiel (10/16/2014) [-]
No, they are pretty ******* latino. All about "shake that asss mami preciosa princesa bonita you are the reina of my heart" a mix of romantic with sex songs.

I hate all kinds of pop maybe except J-pop and K-pop. I heard In France you have a law that makes you listen to 70% France artists on the radio. that must suck balls.
#736 to #734 - feupy (10/21/2014) [-]
Here, go watch NIsekoi OAD (I even provide you a link with tease picture : You need to login to view this link ) and dare tell me again Ruri-chan isn't adorable.
User avatar #737 to #736 - zergiel (10/23/2014) [-]
I have only hate for that bitch.
For now downloading anything is pretty difficult, I have a fever and **** .
User avatar #738 to #737 - feupy (10/23/2014) [-]
But you're wrong.
What's with all of you people being sick and **** . I hope at least it's not too serious. (fever = ebola hurr durr is pretty much how everybody is reacting in France right now)
User avatar #740 to #738 - zergiel (10/30/2014) [-]
Almost 70% of the population has had the disease.
User avatar #739 to #738 - zergiel (10/30/2014) [-]
Naa, it's another virus that's currently plaguing Venezuela. the worst week I've had since this is the first major sickness I've had in my life.
User avatar #741 to #739 - feupy (10/30/2014) [-]
Aw damn. I hope there aren't consequences
User avatar #742 to #741 - zergiel (11/01/2014) [-]
Up to four years of joint pain. Death in the cases were they also have bleeding.
User avatar #743 to #742 - feupy (11/01/2014) [-]
Aw **** . Mosquitoes again huh ?
User avatar #744 to #743 - zergiel (11/02/2014) [-]
Mosquitoes are ******* assholes in this bitch. And well, you know how it goes in tropical countries, specially now that we are in the "Really ******* hot with rain" season.
User avatar #745 to #744 - feupy (11/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, we had a mosquito disease as well in Martinique. I don't really know if it's the same but it was really ****** too.
User avatar #746 to #745 - zergiel (11/02/2014) [-]
If it causes fever and joint pain it's the same one.
How are you dealing with No fap november?
I don't recall we had met yet for no fap november last year.
User avatar #748 to #746 - zergiel (11/02/2014) [-]
Everyone calls it that. It's a giga ***** African disease. Chikungunya it's a bitch.
I've tried two years in a row, maximum has been 15 days. And that day I came like that guy from South park.
User avatar #747 to #746 - feupy (11/02/2014) [-]
I guess it is the same then. We call it chikungunya. Oh, you actually do no fap november ? I even forgot it was now....
User avatar #749 to #747 - zergiel (11/02/2014) [-]
Everyone calls it that. It's a African disease. Chikungunya it's a bitch.
I've tried two years in a row, maximum has been 15 days. And that day I came like that guy from South park.

I replied to myself last time. I guess it's the abstinence.
User avatar #750 to #749 - feupy (11/02/2014) [-]
Oh right, abstinence is not good for you my friend. 15 days is already a good score... Yeah, fortunately I managed not getting it even though I'm known in the Mosquito spheres for being a 1st choice prey.
User avatar #753 to #750 - zergiel (11/02/2014) [-]
I told you you would become corrupted one day. It was just a matter of time.
User avatar #751 to #750 - zergiel (11/02/2014) [-]
Malzafeupy just wants us to be free in his yuri paradise.
User avatar #752 to #751 - feupy (11/02/2014) [-]
I want a world of peace and cute. Glorious Yuri can provide that.
How can I even think about completing NFN when I'm long awoken to **** yuri
User avatar #735 to #734 - feupy (10/16/2014) [-]
Eh. So I guess music is YET ANOTHER reason to flee our ****** countries to Japan (mfw : www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM )

Really, we have that kind of law ? Maybe that's why I never listen to radio.
User avatar #730 to #729 - zergiel (10/16/2014) [-]
Those are a lot of ******* asians singing and dancing.
User avatar #732 to #730 - feupy (10/16/2014) [-]
I think you forgot to slip on or two "adorable" in that sentence !
It's just that I heard it 16845 times when I was there
#723 - feupy (06/30/2014) [-]
Well, I'm just here to wish you a happy birthday ! So Feliz cumpleaños. Please accept this non-yuri certified Nya~kura pic as a present.
User avatar #724 to #723 - zergiel (07/01/2014) [-]
Sweet mother theresa on the hood of a mercedez-benz you actually remembered!

Thanks mon ami, after a long day at uni, that was refreshing.
#725 to #724 - feupy (07/01/2014) [-]
To be honest I wouldn't have remembered it if we hadn't evoked it 6 days ago. Don't think to highly of me, I forget birthdays like Fujimiya forgets friends.
Ah, I'm sorry for your new timetable. I hope you could have some feminine presence to ease that today ? If not, Nyakura is here for you.
#709 - feupy (06/13/2014) [-]
Aw man. Nisekoi's anime is finished for now, but the manga is still ongoing. And last chapter was quite the ******* shock. Here's a discontinute extract, with proper censoring of course. I can't wait for you to think about theories, Nyeheheh.
Gotta love Chitoge's face.
User avatar #711 to #709 - zergiel (06/14/2014) [-]
Have you seen Isshukan Friends recently?

I think it has a weird turn to it, but hopefully it will be for the best. The problem and advantage of Amnesia plots is that you can always reset the memory for no reason or a really weird one and go back to square one.
User avatar #710 to #709 - zergiel (06/14/2014) [-]
And I haven't seen it... Man with this university problems, I have been really freaking busy.
First I had to inscribe, then I had to correct an error because they had sent me to a Hospital very very far away from where I live, so I was going to have to travel 1hour and a half to even get to the hospital, and then go back. for classes at the uni.

I haven't seen Nisekoi past episode 20 I think... I forgot to download it.
User avatar #712 to #710 - feupy (06/14/2014) [-]
I hope your hospital problem is dealt with.

Oh, Nisekoi 20 was the last one, the anime is over now (unfortunately). Also I'm 2 or 3 episodes late with Isshuukan, I think my last one was the beach ep.
User avatar #713 to #712 - zergiel (06/14/2014) [-]
Oh... That's a weird number to get a long anime. I assume there are going to be OVA's and **** about it.

Have you seen Madoka III already? Cried up a little?
User avatar #714 to #713 - feupy (06/14/2014) [-]
Well, Shaft are the power, they do whatever they want ^^ they are around 1/3 of the manga, still ungoing, so I guess there will be at least another whole season.

You mean the third movie ? I've seen it indeed, but didn't really cry. There were some feely moments that made me tear up a bit but not as devastating as in the anime. On the other hand, the visuals were... Well you can't even talk about eyes porn anymore, it's even more than that. Some action scenes are more awesome than everything I've ever seen and the end made me think a lot. So 11/10 would (and have already) rewatch xxx times.
Do you intend to watch them ?
User avatar #715 to #714 - zergiel (06/14/2014) [-]
If I ever get aroung watching the anime first... Sure.

Talking about intending to watch... No progress in EF?
User avatar #716 to #715 - feupy (06/14/2014) [-]
I won't tell you a 65465th time that you really should and ... ah, I said it.

Aah man, I'm sorry, no. I can't even keep up the rythm with all the **** I'm watching. I'm late for 4 ongoing anime, I haven't touched my main anime Kimi ni Todoke for weeks...
User avatar #717 to #716 - zergiel (06/14/2014) [-]
Hey, are you up for a conversation today? or do you have things to do in the night?
User avatar #718 to #717 - feupy (06/14/2014) [-]
Hm, I'm not sure about it, I'm punctually helping my family doing stuff for my sisters' exams - they have to go to France and organise a **** ton of train journeys, long story - so I'll probably be interrupted a lot. But if you're here for the whole evening, I guess I'll be free after we eat in 1 hour or so ?
User avatar #719 to #718 - zergiel (06/14/2014) [-]
No problem, I'll eat my dinner in half an hour, and I'll be here till 9:30 or 10 My time, not yours pm-
User avatar #720 to #719 - feupy (06/14/2014) [-]
Perfect, if it's ok for you I can call you around 7:30 or 8:00, your hour.
Oh, one condition though : I'm not really in the mood for politics talk ^^ Prepare your French m8 !
User avatar #721 to #720 - zergiel (06/14/2014) [-]
No problems mon ami, I don't have any politics to discuss today.
User avatar #722 to #721 - feupy (06/14/2014) [-]
Good, good. we had a stressful end of the week so talking about our ****** politics, both sides, will probably piss me off. If I were serious I would think about 2-3 things to say in Spanish but...
#704 - feupy (05/30/2014) [-]
50% epic, 50% nostalgic. 100% lolicon.   
If you ever think about reading pretty high-level French, she's probably in my top3 favourite "French" She's belgian but writes in French authors. Some of her books are about her hilarious experience in Japan - I was loving them waay before becoming a weaboo -, some others are "biographical", about her childhood, some others are about weird annoying people... Well, it's not really a complicated French but she uses a lot of rare words and weird tenses.   
Well, since I'm at it I might as well continue the book review with my favourite : Boris Vian. This man, is a genius. He wrote my all time ever ever favourite book, l'Ecume des Jours (la espuma de los dias). I don't know if you've read it already, but I probably did more times than I watched Madoka or Toradora!. It's a masterpiece. It has everything, nonsensical poetry and humor, along with this melancholy and sheer sadness. It's a book that plays with your soul, at first amuses it to make you let your guard down, and then gradually crushes it to bits. There are several dried tears in the pages at the end of my edition.   
Fun fact, it was also my father's favourite book when he was my age (still is probably), and I didn't know it when I started loving it. You know, it's worth learning French just to be able to read it. I'll stop here, because it's like previously mentioned anime, when I get started on this book I can't shut up.   
Well - Feupy out, I just felt like talking about books.
50% epic, 50% nostalgic. 100% lolicon.

If you ever think about reading pretty high-level French, she's probably in my top3 favourite "French" She's belgian but writes in French authors. Some of her books are about her hilarious experience in Japan - I was loving them waay before becoming a weaboo -, some others are "biographical", about her childhood, some others are about weird annoying people... Well, it's not really a complicated French but she uses a lot of rare words and weird tenses.

Well, since I'm at it I might as well continue the book review with my favourite : Boris Vian. This man, is a genius. He wrote my all time ever ever favourite book, l'Ecume des Jours (la espuma de los dias). I don't know if you've read it already, but I probably did more times than I watched Madoka or Toradora!. It's a masterpiece. It has everything, nonsensical poetry and humor, along with this melancholy and sheer sadness. It's a book that plays with your soul, at first amuses it to make you let your guard down, and then gradually crushes it to bits. There are several dried tears in the pages at the end of my edition.
Fun fact, it was also my father's favourite book when he was my age (still is probably), and I didn't know it when I started loving it. You know, it's worth learning French just to be able to read it. I'll stop here, because it's like previously mentioned anime, when I get started on this book I can't shut up.

Well - Feupy out, I just felt like talking about books.
User avatar #705 to #704 - zergiel (06/01/2014) [-]
Did someone say "Lolicon"?

Yeah, I'll definitely try those books, I need to better my speech though. Of course I don't mean after only year and a half of studying french to be able to say **** like I do in English but I still feel laggy when I try to speak in french.

Also, maybe my teacher says I have good pronunciation but I feel I don't grasp the entonation quite well to sound Natural.
User avatar #706 to #705 - feupy (06/01/2014) [-]
Oh, I'll have to precise, it's actually yuri loli. It's between the author (7 yo) and a 6 yo S girl. So yeah, be advised. Amélie Nothomb often describes her love in "autobiographic" books about her childhood but it's often with another girl. It's always weird, so it's not really shocking.
You DEFINITELY have to read L'Ecume des Jours though.

I guess reading them out loud would be a good training for pronounciation, I often did that with books in English. I'd tell you that I have Skype, but I'm so shy and bad with phone/skype that I can barely talk to my family and IRL friends so...
User avatar #707 to #706 - zergiel (06/01/2014) [-]
FJ had lag so I thought I had not sent you that message, so I sent it to you twice. Sorry bout that.

>Recommendation from Feupy
>It's has yuri

Well... maybe I'll read it. But I'll read L'Ecume des Jours for sure.

#708 to #707 - feupy (06/01/2014) [-]
Ah come on ^^ I loved it way before I started watching anime, so waaay before I became a yurifag. In another book the relationship is really weird, but in Le Sabotage Amoureux it's between two lolis so it doesn't really have sexual implication. Very readable even for you, I think honestly.
#701 - feupy (05/27/2014) [-]
Linda, you liar. Jeez Yuyuko, why can't best girls win in your stories. Good thing we have ************ no Tamura-kun.
User avatar #702 to #701 - zergiel (05/27/2014) [-]
That's not even Friendzone, that's gotta be like Pet Abyss or some **** .
#703 to #702 - feupy (05/27/2014) [-]
Linda why must you hurt me that way. Fortunately the amount of cute girls voiced by Kayano Ai this season makes it up.
#679 - feupy (05/21/2014) [-]
"Ne... Hase-kun... Watashi, Hase-kun no koto..." Eh ? Eeeh !?! Is it the moment when ?!?
"... ***** iru yo"
Aw, come on.
User avatar #681 to #679 - zergiel (05/23/2014) [-]
I felt the same ******* way when she said it.
And after that. "Hase-Kun... watashi wa suki"
Holy **** that's direct! Wait... Goddamn it.
User avatar #680 to #679 - zergiel (05/23/2014) [-]
I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)
This is almost literal.
#682 to #680 - feupy (05/23/2014) [-]
So is it almost the time to use this ?
User avatar #683 to #682 - zergiel (05/24/2014) [-]
no, it's already time.

It's just because it wasn't "just"
#684 to #683 - feupy (05/24/2014) [-]
Aah, Feupy-senpai is proud of you~!
Pic relevant, I'm sure such little French won't scare you
User avatar #685 to #684 - zergiel (05/24/2014) [-]
Ça c'est très facile pour mois.

Naaaa, I was... interesting. I'm just a little noob, who just got started in this.
#686 to #685 - feupy (05/24/2014) [-]
Zergiel Love Master's FW
So, was it as "interesting" as it should have been ? Were you both happy ? Is it going to be real serious ? And most importantly, where's her cute best friend ?!
User avatar #687 to #686 - zergiel (05/24/2014) [-]
Just let me tell you something. Those ******* condoms were too small for me. So not only I felt too little I felt I was getting a circumcision courtesy of the condom.

I had some hard time getting it hard. Because of the condom and my nervousness, but it was good.
I already asked, she told me to give her a day or two to decide, which is ******** cause she already says we are a couple.

That last one is going to be hard considering I haven't met her school friends. I'll let you know If any of them are interested in a Blue eyed frenchman.
User avatar #688 to #687 - feupy (05/24/2014) [-]
Sorry for yesterday, I fell asleep on the computer and this morning I had to tak my parents to the airport at 5:30.

Eh, if it was always perfect it would be too easy. I guess it was still worth it though.
Tsss, give a day or two... You've been kissing intensely + next step for the last 3 weeks, didn't she have time to think about it already ? Women...

Héhé, I was joking, I don't speak Spanish anymore so it wouldn't be no use.
User avatar #689 to #688 - zergiel (05/24/2014) [-]
Yes but next time I would like to have a full boner for more than a few minutes. I guess I have to buy another brand.
I was almost giving the little man a motivational speech. "Come on soldier! Don't die on me now god damn it!"

Women are complicated, but she was just probably too shy to say yes. She told me "I'm not going to say no... but give me a couple of days" Then she refered to me as her "couple" in the next topic we had so I guess she's just being women.

I was joking as well, I wouldn't want my friend to come here and get mugged and killed for being "Imperialist scum".

This way seem like an odd question, but what do you think are my weaknesses in French?
I mean, what I'm not so good at?
#691 to #689 - feupy (05/25/2014) [-]
>be me, 22, sunday morning
>sister has surf "class"
>go with her and other twin sis to the beach
>in her surf group two other girls
>watch see them in bikini
>girl 1 pretty tall, pretty big boobies
>girl 2 doesn't have a nice body
>she has the nice body
>know they are probably younger than my sister (shes 19)
>ask her for their age
>says girl 1 is 14-15
>"oh but girl 2 is older"
>"she's around 15-16"
User avatar #692 to #691 - zergiel (05/25/2014) [-]
I told you, there are girls that don't appear their age.
You should have added below "Know they are probably younger than my sister"
girls are developing really fast this days,
#693 to #692 - feupy (05/25/2014) [-]
Ah, it was so obvious I didn't thought it was useful to precise it. But man, 15-16, that's a ******* crime. Oh, well, only if you touch.
User avatar #694 to #693 - zergiel (05/25/2014) [-]
I forgot the terrifying amount of pedophiles that exist throughout France. My actual French teacher was telling us some stories about that. And also one of my past teachers, who is also French, reminded us to keep our children watched if we go to France.

I already told you the golden rule: If her age doesn't appear of the clock, she's old enough to take cock.

>So yeah, That's how feupy got in jail for flirting with a 15 year old girl.
>Shamefur Dispray.jpg.
#695 to #694 - feupy (05/25/2014) [-]
Hm, it's true that we often have trials of pedophiles here. just 2 days ago a very famous photographer got declared guilty for raping his niece or whatever. No objection on that point

I have two objections for the next one though, if I may.
1 - minutes
2 - >put your dick in 13 years old
>go to jail for 12 years

Haha, don't worry, I'm waaay too beta to flirt with a girl like that. And well, I have a small part of "legal responsibility" in my sick brain, so I dun think so.
User avatar #696 to #695 - zergiel (05/25/2014) [-]
>Touché mon ami.
Honest Trailers - Godzilla (1998) "The Profrenchional"

User avatar #697 to #696 - feupy (05/25/2014) [-]
I was just thinking I should watch some Godzilla, these days. Not necessarily the new one, but...

Trailer was fun, usually honest trailers are really spot on.

The "Profrenchional" is Jean Reno, he's played in a ******** of French movies in all ******* genres, and he's one of the few French actors known internationally. He played in Léon (With a daaamn sexy loli Natalie Portman, who's easily the cutest actress to me) or Pink Panther for instance. He's really good.
User avatar #699 to #697 - zergiel (05/25/2014) [-]
Honest Trailers - The Matrix This one is really funny.
User avatar #698 to #697 - zergiel (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know he's really good. I just thought it was too funny.

The honest Trailers are really awesome.
User avatar #700 to #698 - feupy (05/25/2014) [-]
Hm, I haven't even watched the third Matrix movie. According to this I didn't miss much.
User avatar #690 to #689 - feupy (05/24/2014) [-]
There are gonna be plenty of other tries, don't worry Zergiel-kyun-kyun ! ^^

Soo in 2 days, when she has the balls - not literally, you would have found out - to say yes.

I-imperialist scum ? Me ? Why so ?

Hm... I wouldn't remember enough to tell you for sure. But I guess the errors I remember the most are subjunctive, passé composé, agreeing adjectives, maybe. What I correct the most in your French usually are some expressions, maybe copied on Spanish (or sometimes English ?) that can be correct but aren't employed here. But that's not a matter of study, just experience.
#678 - feupy (05/10/2014) [-]
Made me laugh.
#662 - feupy (05/09/2014) [-]
When will you be when diarrhea strikes ?
Pfff, I'm sorry.
User avatar #663 to #662 - zergiel (05/09/2014) [-]
We have been too much on FJ if that's the first thing you thought.
That's an interesting art style, may I inquire in what nasty diabeetes cutesy panic attack inducing yuri manga did you see it?
User avatar #664 to #663 - feupy (05/09/2014) [-]
Yeah. So you're like that. "Oh, feupy-sama is showing me something from a manga, it must be yuri", is what you thought, right. Well let me tell you something. It might not be yuri.

It is though. Ebisu-san to Hotei-san. Nyehehe.
User avatar #665 to #664 - zergiel (05/09/2014) [-]
#666 to #665 - feupy (05/09/2014) [-]
Yes I do.
User avatar #667 to #666 - zergiel (05/09/2014) [-]
Do you think Onodera Imouto is going to save you?

You know, I laughed at "It is though". Because A true friend knows what kind of sick bastard you are and still cares for you.
#668 to #667 - feupy (05/09/2014) [-]
Onodera Imouto is going to save everyone. Even from comment #666 ...

I laughed too. Though you're slipping that I'm a "sick bastard" in the thing. But also, "cares for you". I'll let it pass then.
User avatar #670 to #668 - zergiel (05/09/2014) [-]
Oh, video is what my head has been playing for at least 4 hours straight.
#669 to #668 - zergiel (05/09/2014) [-]
We are all sick bastards feupy, even when we aren't. My plan has succeded...

Le Festin- Camille (Ratatouille Soundtrack) From One to highschooler in love how happy do you think I am she's coming to see some movies tomorrow?

Am I in love with her...? I reeeeaaaally don't wanna be in love with her because we both believe we are not suited for each other... But her kisses feel so damn good... and when she does that thing where she bites my lip... god my chest feels like it's going to burst everytime I remember...

She's right, I'm playing with fire.

This is going to be MFW for some time...
#671 to #669 - feupy (05/09/2014) [-]
How happy ? Hmm, somewhere between glasses chick noticed by senpai and M stepped on by an overpowered tsundere. Aaah youth, must be nice eh ^^

>listening to Camille for your sake. Man, do you even realize how much of a good friend I am ?
User avatar #673 to #671 - zergiel (05/09/2014) [-]
You know, I feel that down those ^^ you are feeling sadness that I'm unable to see because of my happiness. Maybe it's just me being paranoid, but you know I got your back right?

You'll get your girl, hell I don't even have my "girl" she's still just a friend.
#674 to #673 - feupy (05/09/2014) [-]
Aha don't worry I'm not feeling much more alone than usual add semi legit ^^ here and that's 100% my fault for being an asocial coward anyway. I'm truly happy for you, and hope with all my shipping power that it'll become more than a "training".

Well, like you have panick attacks from the lily thing, I pretty much hate hearing singing in French, except for a few artists/groups. I feel like it's becoming more and more of a visceral thing.
One of the few I like - and when I say I like them, I actually ******* love them. And that song is just wonderful. Téléphone - Cendrillon - Live
User avatar #676 to #674 - zergiel (05/09/2014) [-]
Oh, and that band is pretty cool, I'll check some of their stuff later.
#675 to #674 - zergiel (05/09/2014) [-]
Classic Rock fan to the core huh? well I'm glad you are using your shipping power for more than to plant some flowers.

I was going to say something in the lines of "But french singing is so cool and cute how can you not love it" to sound completely hypocritical, but as I know the feeling all too well, I'll pass.

Pic kinda unrelated, like the quote.
User avatar #677 to #675 - feupy (05/09/2014) [-]
PLant some... oh ,right, lily. I was surprised for a minute because my work at the moment inclu-des literally planting flowers and I didn't remember having told you.

Hehe, I know you're not a fan of Spanish singing either.

Ah, difficult one, yesterday was a holiday and many people don't work friday for the transition to week-end, but I do and I even have like 2 conferences where I'll have to explain wtf I'm doing and why they should give me a ******** of money do do it.

Yeah, Téléphone are really great, you should check songs like Fleur de ma Ville, Téléphomme (live versions are better cause they have an excellent guitarist), Au coeur de la nuit, or more calm Le Silence.
User avatar #672 to #671 - zergiel (05/09/2014) [-]
You don't like Camille?

Well, I know you don't like French music at all, but is it because of her weird voice?
#645 - feupy (05/04/2014) [-]
So how have you been lately ? I see you really loved Girlfriend - I can't guarantee I'll try it soon, after a bit of thinking I'd like to read the most sweet things possible before, but maybe someday.

Have you seen Nisekoi ? It was a pretty cool episode, and even though I'm not a fan of Tsugumi, the after-credits pic was... wow.

Also I don't know if you're still open to recommendations for this season, but you're not watching Mekakucity Actors right ? It's pretty good. By Shaft so the visuals are epic as usual, a bit simpler than in Bakemono and stuff but the use of colours is fantstic. And yesterday's episode was pretty interesting. Have wha became my new WP.
User avatar #646 to #645 - zergiel (05/04/2014) [-]
I finally finished my second year of study the day before yesterday. My mom came to visit friday night so I have been busy cleaning and doing stuff I've had to do a long time ago. I dl'd it today, I'll see it maybe in the afternoon or night when my parents go again.

I haven't finished it still... because I've been studying like crazy for my final exam which was piss poor easy, you could've answered that test without studying and you could've passed. Or maybe I'm a genious, who knows.
User avatar #647 to #646 - feupy (05/04/2014) [-]
Oh, wow, you were busy indeed. Very glad your exam went so well, even thought you weren't so stressed about it it must still be a huge weight you don't have on your shoulders anymore.

Does it mean you have some kind of holidays from now on until next school year ? Well, in any case enjoy your family and such.
User avatar #649 to #647 - zergiel (05/04/2014) [-]
Btw, Ishuukan friends came out already, so go watch that **** .
User avatar #648 to #647 - zergiel (05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, now I'm studying my subjects for my third year so I don't get eaten alive when I arrive at the hospital. Yes, this year I start seeing subjects not only at the uni but at the hospital aswell.

You could call them "Holidays" but in reality the month or so I have free it's for the uni to do the tests for the people who flunked, grade reviewing and correction in case someone got their grade wrong and the inscribing period for the newbies.
User avatar #651 to #648 - feupy (05/04/2014) [-]
Aaaand I had my weekly fix of feels and diabetes.
User avatar #653 to #651 - zergiel (05/04/2014) [-]
This series is... seriously bad for my cynicism. It's too colorful and too cute and so unrealistic... But I'll be damned if any series is as entertaining and fills me with hope as this one.
User avatar #654 to #653 - feupy (05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's sweeter than cane syrup. For now I'm chilling on the terrace, NHK OST in the playlist, reading a book for once. Feels good too.
User avatar #655 to #654 - zergiel (05/05/2014) [-]
I was taking a bath, and I can't quit you baby just started playing on the phone, and I just thought "Maaan, getting laid with LedZep on the background must be eeeepic duude" then I wanted to smoke weed for some reason.

>Implying LedZep and AC/DC songs were NOT written and meant to be used as background for sex.
User avatar #656 to #655 - feupy (05/05/2014) [-]
On Since I've Been Loving You... Or maybe Whole Lotta Love when the lyrics say "I'm gonna give you every inch of my love" highimpactsexualviolence.mp3
User avatar #657 to #656 - zergiel (05/05/2014) [-]
Or the ******* classic: You shook me

"You know shook me baby... you shook me all night loooooooong"
#658 to #657 - feupy (05/05/2014) [-]
>step 1 : find a bunch of Led Zep songs to make love on
>step 2 : find a girl to make love to
> ****
#659 to #658 - zergiel (05/05/2014) [-]
>tfw no gf

pic... I don't know if related
#660 to #659 - feupy (05/05/2014) [-]
>tfw no gf

related ? can we really talk about taking away something we've never have from the start...
User avatar #661 to #660 - zergiel (05/05/2014) [-]
Roka can put her bag on my head anytime... God damn it I feel like those two in D frag! Yes she is semi loli, cute, short and weird, that's hot.
User avatar #652 to #651 - zergiel (05/04/2014) [-]
Well, I'm ******* dead after the bunny PJ.
User avatar #650 to #648 - feupy (05/04/2014) [-]
Oh well, then it's holidays for you, you won't have to take something again right ? ^^
It's cool, I guess it will be the equivalent of practice. It seems more difficult "mentally" so good luck !

Yeah, I was watching Brynhildr and Bokura so now the dl is complete, I post this comment and watch Isshuukan just after.
User avatar #644 - zergiel (05/01/2014) [-]
Leaving another recommedation because the manga got my attention:

It's sometimes bittersweet, other times really sweet, but all of the times is 100% realistic relationships at least for this ****** up world. . Something I thought I could never find in manga.
#625 - feupy (04/28/2014) [-]
Mangaka-san : I now know for sure that the character type cliché "undersized-from-everywhere violent tsundere" has been invented for the sole purpose of being voiced by Kugimiya Rie.

Isshuukan : Woman take a god damn clue and stop talking about your guy fiend's other guy friend. Those things, you don't do them. You done **** up though, MC.
Noooooo the diary ! It's still ... noooo ! And the poster... Seriously **** the writers.
"Because the only person I talk to is Kiryu" .......
Hm. Doctor Zergiel, I think I need an urgent prescription for a severe case of diabetes.

Attached pic is severe_diabetes.jpg
User avatar #626 to #625 - zergiel (04/29/2014) [-]
Severe Diabetes indeed. But still I gotta say that even when it's kinda cliched it still works... I knew it wasn't going to end on a bad note, but It works for me... that sweetness of the overall series just feels awesome...

BTW... my dog was sacrificed yesterday, and I spent 35 minutes crying over the phone with my mother... I feel better now, but I have some major feels.
#627 to #626 - feupy (04/29/2014) [-]
Sometimes you need sweetness too... I wasn't feeling very good yesterday too, good thing I could watch some Denpa Onna to empty my mind.

I'm sorry for your dog... Please accept this Sakura as an attempt to cheer you up.
User avatar #628 to #627 - zergiel (04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah me too... thanks mon ami. I know it was the best for her because she was suffering so much but still... goddamn it I'm tearing up again.

Lucy Rose - Shiver This is mushishi's second season OP I discovered the Music video... not a good video for me right now.

The Sore Feet Song - Ally Kerr This is the first OP, you can seriously feel the developing team doing what most productions seem to forget: The fact that a second season does not mean a new series with the same characters.

This series is one of the "underrated classics" of anime. Not many people know about it but the ones who do love it very much. The first season aired in 2005... here we are almost 10 years later and they haven't forgotten what made this series so awesome... they brought back all the old elements and mixed them with new animation techniques and if the first season was Scenery porn: the animation, this one is Scenery Hardcore Orgy: The continuation.
That's something I feel some productions forget when they do a second season of an anime, they forget the great things and trying to appeal to greater masses they bring in tons and tons of clichés and tropes that just water down the uniqueness in every series.
#629 to #628 - feupy (04/30/2014) [-]
Hm, it's elegant and relaxing but not really my kind of music. Though I understand why Mushishi would be awesome. But you know how I am, I watch all the silly stuff while I can and save the clever classics for later.

But if you want to laugh and be amazed, seriously : I recommend you once more to watch No Game No Life. It's the surprise of the season for me (I decided to watch it just before the season began), and for everybody else - it's currently ranked 115 on MAL. You know I don't always think like MAL rankings so you have two confirmations it's awesome, and for several reasons - perfect voice cast, funny as hell and cool principles.
User avatar #630 to #629 - zergiel (04/30/2014) [-]
Is there loli fanservice in it?
Yes that's my only question.
User avatar #631 to #630 - feupy (04/30/2014) [-]
Are loli pantyshots okay ? If yes, yes.
#632 to #631 - zergiel (04/30/2014) [-]
Yes, then DLing. Image only reflects about anime characters, 16 to up IRL.
#633 to #632 - feupy (04/30/2014) [-]
YFW she's actually 11. But you won't be disappointed.

Also about Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san, for now there's no real tender shoujo ai like you hate, it's only comedy and semi-lewd yuri allusions and gesture such as licking, all for the sake of situation comic. It's very short (3 min/episode like Senyuu) and Hi-la-rious. But I'm not really forcing you or advertising it.
#634 to #633 - zergiel (04/30/2014) [-]
"Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san (犬神さんと猫山さん) is a Japanese four-panel yuri manga series" Aaaaaand NOPE. Sorry mon ami, after that anime that made me have an anxiety attack on a hobby I use to eliminate stress I look up ALL sources including TV tropes, for things that only people who have read the stuff can warn me about. It may be Yuri like China is communist but I'm still not risking almost 3 months of no anxiety attacks.    
11 huh... I think 11am is my time then.    Yes this is a reference. Listen to the song.  I will succeed in making you like Incubus.
"Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san (犬神さんと猫山さん) is a Japanese four-panel yuri manga series" Aaaaaand NOPE. Sorry mon ami, after that anime that made me have an anxiety attack on a hobby I use to eliminate stress I look up ALL sources including TV tropes, for things that only people who have read the stuff can warn me about. It may be Yuri like China is communist but I'm still not risking almost 3 months of no anxiety attacks.

11 huh... I think 11am is my time then. Incubus - 11 am Yes this is a reference. Listen to the song. I will succeed in making you like Incubus.

#635 to #634 - feupy (04/30/2014) [-]
No problem, I warned you it was kinda yuei and I wasn't forcing you. It's just that for now nor Akuma no Riddle nor InuxNeko had real yuri "love" in it. It may come though so I understand. But I have to compensate so I finished Strawberry Panic - it was really awesome, not as much drama as you thought and very satisfying but it's definitely a NOPE for you since EVERY ******* girl is lesbian. Maybe 1 or 2 exceptions on 20 characters.

If it's not asking too much, what was the anime that costed you your sanity ?

Hm, for the song I liked the music int the beginning but the actual singing bored me a tiny bit.
The Pillows - White Summer and Green Bicycle, Red Hair with Black Guitar Since we're on songs, I've been listening this one from the pillows a lot lately.

Aw shoot, forgot to tell you but I think you already do it : if you take NGNL on Horrible Subs, take 720p, not 480p.
User avatar #636 to #635 - zergiel (04/30/2014) [-]
Shin Sekai Yori, episode 8. They told me the rest of the series wasn't at all about that, but **** it, I was really ****** up for at least 2 weeks and had constant anxiety attacks hard after that. Just reminding it made me feel cold... Yes, that's how hard it hit me.

Ok, thanks, I haven't DLd yet because 720p is too heavy for my ****** internet so I will DL from normal DL sites not torrents I love sharing in torrents, but my up speed is absolute shiiiiiit, so I have to wait at least 8 hours to UL something that DLed in 30 minutes. I only torrent 480p anime
User avatar #637 to #636 - feupy (04/30/2014) [-]
But there was yaoi as well right ? Brrr...

Me neither, I always take 480p, but here for NGNL the visuals are cool and 480 was kind of pixelish so I upgraded to 720p.
User avatar #639 to #637 - zergiel (04/30/2014) [-]
Incubus: Look Alive That song was awesome.

Incubus is a real "alternative" band, in the sense that It has songs so different one from another you can't tell exactly the genre of the band.
User avatar #638 to #637 - zergiel (04/30/2014) [-]
Yaoi and Yuri yes. The yuri was ******* nothing compared to seeing two dudes french kissing up a hill. They show two dudes french kissing and then they show two girls just doing some skinship mind you... the girl saw the two dudes kissing and then went to her girlfriend I don't know... horny/shocked because one of the dudes was her crush from childhood and then her GF just hugs her and then ***** her on the beachside... It was really ****** up for me and remembering it is bringing back unpleasant memories... I got a boner from the yuri scene and felt seriously filthy. and shots of the ******* beach and flowers as they talk and one tells the other to tell her directly what she wants her to do and **** .
User avatar #640 to #638 - feupy (04/30/2014) [-]
Bleh. I have become a Yurifag and my cause is lost but Yaoi is and will always be the Nopest of Nopes. Though you ean to tell me you fell filthier from getting a boner from yuri compared to Lamias ? Hm... Mystery. Well not mystery, in French we say "Les goûts et les couleurs" (tastes and colours) to say that everyone is free to like what he wants and there's no discussing it.

I love the pillows so ******* much. And even though I discovered them thanks to FLCL, it's not the only reason I love them since most of my favourite songs aren't in FLCL OST. They have very cool riffs and very pleasant guitar solo.
The Pillows- Patricia Okay this ona had its instrumental in FLCL but with the vocals and the solo it's actually 1000% more awesome.

Hm, it's funny, same remark. I like the music on this one but the vocals less.
User avatar #641 to #640 - zergiel (04/30/2014) [-]
Incubus - Anna Molly This is probably on the top 3 of my favorite songs of Incubus.

That songs is ******* awesome. But I kinda like the instrumental more, The solo is in another level I'll give you that.
User avatar #642 to #641 - feupy (04/30/2014) [-]
Hm I don't know, after a thousand times listening to the instru the vocals shocked me a bit too, but finally they fit the music very well. And the bit just before the solo makes an excellent transition.
The Pillows - Mighty Lovers If I gotta put a third pillows song... I listened to this one a lot too. It's impossible to dscribe by just writing here since I have zero knowledge in music but I love how the background guitar does tudu-du---tu, tudu-dutu. Not sure you understood, that was quite ridiculous, but oh well.

I think I liked the second Incubus song more. Still not a great fan of the voice. Once again the music was cool on the last one though. But what's with that clip...
User avatar #643 to #642 - zergiel (04/30/2014) [-]
The clip is ****** up, I haven't seen it till today.
User avatar #624 - feupy (04/27/2014) [-]
Hm yeah sure but... well it's okay. Though now I have another argument to make you watch Madoka, aka the best. battle. scene. ever. animated. which is in the sequel movie. Some of Gainax/Trigger can equal the animation level but the visuals are just wonderful

Well then, back to Bokura.
User avatar #619 - feupy (04/25/2014) [-]
Nah, I can't accept that. First, what I bring is 100% positive, it's a concentrate of sweet diabetes. Second, I'm not really bringing anything. Amongst the two friend I have here, one has around the same yurifag score than me - enjoyed Sakura Trick and Yuru Yuri which I didn't even watch myself... yet so much and happily watches InuxNeko and Akuma no Riddle, and the second seems to be a lost cause for Glorious Yuri - if you know who I'm referring to.
#622 to #619 - zergiel (04/25/2014) [-]
I don't know why... but this image gave me some feels.
User avatar #623 to #622 - feupy (04/25/2014) [-]
It's because Senketsu had a ******* Nia ending (TM), thank you for reminding me. Now i'll have to read my newly started yuri, what did you expect manga while watching series.

What I bring is panic ? Strawberry Panic maybe... Ooookay I'm out.
User avatar #621 to #619 - zergiel (04/25/2014) [-]
It sounded a lot more cooler with my "Badass" voice intonation.
User avatar #620 to #619 - zergiel (04/25/2014) [-]
You think you don't but you slowly will, What you bring is destruction, panic, mayhem...
You were once a human, now... you have been corrupted, corrupted by that prohibited fruit called yuri, tainted by it, molded in it's cutesy image...

I shall never permit such evil poisonous forces to be unleashed upon me. Unless I'm fapping then it's K I shall endure it, and I shall prevail.
User avatar #597 - feupy (04/20/2014) [-]
Don't worry, me wanting to hug the hell outta her is not this week's news.
User avatar #598 to #597 - zergiel (04/20/2014) [-]
DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. You know the blog I showed you a while ago about anime and the guy being completely destroyer of animes and stuff?

Watch his review of the first two episodes: The guy not only liked it, but he thought it had his deal of virtues.

Confirmed, this show is so ******* awesome even the most insensitive of humans can feel warm and fuzzy watching it.

You need to login to view this link

The jokes with the images are sometimes very latino oriented, but he understands english perfectly, so If you wanna comment, feel free to do so. In the comments my nickname is Zortheliel.
User avatar #599 to #598 - feupy (04/20/2014) [-]
Lo leeré mas tarde, lo siento pero por el momento estoy demaciado perezoso. Es porque estoy escribiendo en español, hay que dar te "service".

Efectivamente Isshuukan Friends es muy interesante y conmovedor. El episodio de hoy era excelente.

Te sugiero mirar también a No Game No Life. Es muy divertido y gracioso, y tiene excelente voz actores.
User avatar #601 to #599 - zergiel (04/20/2014) [-]
Pretérito perfecto est le passé composé. Pretérito imperfecto est l'imparfait.

Sorry, I was using de former names of the conjugations.
User avatar #600 to #599 - zergiel (04/20/2014) [-]
Très bien mon ami, mais Il y a des erreurs, ces sont petit, ne t'inquiéte pas.
demasiado* perezoso; darte* Tu dois unir les verbes avec l'article pronomineux.
Fue* excelente. Le verbe "être" a l'espagnol c'est très irregulier qu'en le français.

Il y a trois temps pour le verbe être en español que son identique en français, mais avec autre mot.
Le verbe "être" en le français est divise en l'espagnol en deux verbes différents: "Ser" et "Estar". Le verbe "ser" est pour décrire les objects, les personnes et les animaux, Le verbe "Estar" c'est pour décrire la localisation dans un lieu.

Il y a trois temps verbal principales que tu dois savoir si tu veux écrire bien en passé. "Pretérito perfecto" et "Pretérito imperfecto"
Pretérito est basiquement le passé composé, c'est pour parler des evenements recent. Copretérito est l'imparfait, pour parler des evenements qui a passé dans un period de temp loin.

Le verbe "Ser" est conjuger de cet manniere avec le pronom "El":
Pretérito perfecto: El Fue
Pretérito imperfecto: El Era

El episodio FUE* excelente.

En espagnol, le verbe "voir" avec un série n'ai pas le "à". Te sugiero mirar tambien No game no Life.

Actores de Voz* Comme en français. Acteurs de voix.
User avatar #602 to #600 - feupy (04/20/2014) [-]
Thank you for that, I should mark it because I always have doubts about ser y estar. I always thought estar could be used to describe someone's state when it's not lasting forever, like "estoy enfermo", am I mistaking ?
But I knew it was fue and not era, we do the same in French (fut and not était), I was just too stupid.

Oh wow, I just noticed you wrote the comment in French, it looked very naturall, you're making huge progress.

Though acteur de voix is gram. correct, we actually never say that, we say "doubleur" (you know, they "dub" (=doublent) characters).
Also *manière, *parler des évènements qui se sont passés dans une période de temps lointaine. (I guess "loin" is a preposition and "lointain" is an adjective, somehow)
Also basiquement is a bit of an "anglicisme". Maybe we would say "essentiellement".
#603 to #602 - zergiel (04/21/2014) [-]
Dat whole phrase corrupted into oblivion... well, At least I'm getting better at french.

Yes yes, but it's kinda very complicated you can use "Estar" to describe a state using and adjective or verb.

Did ya read the review already?

BTW, already watched 3rd One week friends:
>Goddamn the hnnnngghhs start fast in this
>Shogo describes me when watching other cutesy stuff, but this just makes me happy
>Shogo, you ask a question that kinda answers itself.
>Hase you dirty liar, you know you want that.
>U DONT MAIK KAORI CRY MUFUGAH If you haven't noticed, every black person besides Samuel L jackson pronounces ************ as "Muhfugah"
>Weeeell, you kinda have a point but Hase is in love, he is not going to see anything but perfection on that girl.
>You are a bro, bitches be advised.
>I almost cried from joy... this anime is going to hit me hard.
>MFW those bitches were talking **** about Kaori
#604 to #603 - feupy (04/21/2014) [-]
You are indeed. I tell you, I read your comment so naturally I didn't even notice it was my own mothertongue.    
Eeeh not yet. I'm already seeing your comment blurred, I don't think I have what it takes to concentrate on a wall of text in my current 4th language right now... But don't worry, I will. Yakusoku shimasu ! *puts pinkie up but it's crushed mercilessly by Zergiel for the use of a random japanese word in an english sentence*.   
Today is the day when bitches die, gif related, I thought when we heard the two classmate talking 			****		 about Glorious Kaori. Shogo is cool after all, and honestly IRL we would react like he did. Only loses a certain part of her memory every week ? Yeeah m8 seems legit !   
Still, the episode was like the two previous, I could hear the voice in my head afterwards "Tididididi, your diabeetus has increased 2 points"
You are indeed. I tell you, I read your comment so naturally I didn't even notice it was my own mothertongue.

Eeeh not yet. I'm already seeing your comment blurred, I don't think I have what it takes to concentrate on a wall of text in my current 4th language right now... But don't worry, I will. Yakusoku shimasu ! *puts pinkie up but it's crushed mercilessly by Zergiel for the use of a random japanese word in an english sentence*.

Today is the day when bitches die, gif related, I thought when we heard the two classmate talking **** about Glorious Kaori. Shogo is cool after all, and honestly IRL we would react like he did. Only loses a certain part of her memory every week ? Yeeah m8 seems legit !
Still, the episode was like the two previous, I could hear the voice in my head afterwards "Tididididi, your diabeetus has increased 2 points"
User avatar #605 to #604 - zergiel (04/21/2014) [-]
My diabeetus has reached maximum levels already. Good my brother keeps telling me I'm a piece of **** playing LoL or I would die intoxicated. I'm not that bad, but he's platinum, one rank below the professional players so... yeah he loves torturing me
#606 to #605 - feupy (04/21/2014) [-]
I guess he likes making you ... Platinum mad
User avatar #607 to #606 - zergiel (04/21/2014) [-]
That was golden. He once killed me so many times I ragequited and didn't talk to him till the afternoon.

He says "Nah bro, I'm going to train you, I go on the enemy team, we use bots so you go in one lane and I go the other"
Soon as I'm about to kill his Artificial intelligence comrades he invades my lane and brutally murders me. And I can hear him laugh from the other room. "Bro don't flame, just calm down".
User avatar #608 to #607 - feupy (04/21/2014) [-]
"Dun hate the game, hate the playa !" Not the spanish playa of course. Though I kinda do.
User avatar #609 to #608 - zergiel (04/22/2014) [-]
Beaches are boring except when they have strong waves and I can see how other weaklings get carried by the waves as I thrive, eternal.
#610 to #609 - feupy (04/22/2014) [-]
Héhéhé. But being carried by the waves can be a way to thrive, too.

Rewatching Denpa Onna, It's waay more awesome with NOT ****** subs and quality. I love it now.
User avatar #611 to #610 - zergiel (04/22/2014) [-]
I kinda liked it, never could finish it properly because that MC pisses me off so ******* much... "I got my first hug out of my sexy independent MILF aunt" -15 points. **** you Seishun Otoko.

Aaaand... well kinda retarded girls are not my thing, sure she has some kind of autism but she's just too ******* beautiful so I would feel bad to want to do the bang bang to an almost mentally challenged girl. At least that's what I thought when I saw it.

I actually remembered Oka "Miss Ultrasonic" Chinami's nickname because of that anime.
#612 to #611 - feupy (04/22/2014) [-]
Hm, she clearly has issues but I wouldn't say she's retarded, she speaks properly and all, she's just overly childish and shy and so ******* cute.

Well yeah MC is stupid, his points count after having 2 cute girls home + his cute cousin - If I remember well, cousins are legal, at least in France - is negative, what the hell......
User avatar #613 to #612 - zergiel (04/22/2014) [-]
Again, I don't remember most of it, but I know she had issues and was beautiful as **** and I wanted to hug her and then probably do some adult stuff because I was 16 and she was 15 so it was K and not pedo.

Cousins are ok in here too, but it's still kinda frowned upon that you marry your cousin. Doesn't matter had sex I don't have cousins at all, just my brother.
User avatar #614 to #613 - feupy (04/22/2014) [-]
I was often playing with a female cousin of my age when I was younger. Role play and such, those were fun times. Haven't seen her for the last 10 years though.Time sure flies.
User avatar #615 to #614 - zergiel (04/22/2014) [-]
HighImpactSexualViolence.jpg What? I thought it was funny.

I don't know if Europeans have some idea of families different, but most latino families are so close that's sickening. So, not seeing your cousin for 10 years seems incredible to me. I see my aunt at least once every month, I see my grandmother often enough. Well, I guess because my bilogical father's side of the family is completely obscure to me, and I dislike them as much as my biological father except my paternal uncle, he's cool and his wife is really sweet and kind. , I cherish the little family I have now.

Just because I need to ******* sleep but I'm not in the mood for sleeping.
User avatar #616 to #615 - feupy (04/22/2014) [-]
Hey, we were kids. The sexualest thing we did was pretending kissing with both our hands between our lips. We had quite the fun mimicking the movies. I was a bit surprised when I heard she started living with a boyfriend at 14 years old. Isn't it a bit too young ?

That was my father's side, we were a bit close to them since we were living in the same city, but things never were all laughs and giggles with them so now that we live hyper far we just send mails sometimes. As i told you I haven't seen that cousin and her bro and sis for 10 years. But we're closer to my mother's side, in France we live at 5 min of my grandparents' house and 2 minutes of my uncle's.

Well time to go to work. Do Not Want. After a 4 days week-end it's so difficult...
User avatar #617 to #616 - zergiel (04/22/2014) [-]
Holy god in Heaven, Marika wants so much D I'm amazed she doesn't leave a wet trail wherever she passes by.

Now Zergiel repeat after me who is also Zergiel : Chitoge is best girl Chitoge is best girl Chitoge is best girl. Till infinity.

I'm not going to fall for that girl... but her voice is so... goddamn it Raku why you love Onodera so ******* much?! She's not only boring but a ******* coward, and her hairstyle is weird as **** . Just go for Kirisaki "DAT Everything Seriously: Face, Eyes, Hair, Boobs, Hips, Ass, DEM Legs " Chitoge and make us all happy.

That freaking girl is too much for me, Marika is just like... that hungry straightforward girl you will never find IRL. She also dresses cute and is totally sweeet.
Of course, my father would say that those "Cute and sweet" type of girls are always masterminds waiting for you to bait to trap you forever.
User avatar #618 to #617 - feupy (04/22/2014) [-]
What's that suddenly about Nisekoi ? Did your love for Marika tried to take you over without warning ?

Yeah Marika's voice is awesome, I don't remember, have you watched Haiyore! Nyaruko-san ? Asumi Kana voices Nyaruko per-fect-ly.
Chitoge's voice, I love it as well, she was already good in Hataraku Maou-sama and ... and what's the other I liked already ? But she is perfect for comedy tsundere.

Well both Marika and Onodera have ugly as **** hairstyles. Chitoge is the best in every domain - even though it would be cool to have a starving girl like Marika running after us, she wouldn't need to chase for long...
#557 - feupy (04/08/2014) [-]
Wh... How... Ore no RomDramCom MC ga konna ni kawaii wake ga nai !!

I had to look up her voice, she doesn't have a special recognizable one like Hayami Saori, Kanemoto Hisako or Kayano Ai but she's still so ******* beautiful.

We both ended up watching a show so awesome and not planned, that's what I call good teamwork my friend .
#558 to #557 - zergiel (04/08/2014) [-]
Told ya she was cute.    
Team DFC.
Told ya she was cute.

Team DFC.
#559 to #558 - feupy (04/08/2014) [-]
We're awesome.
We're awesome.
#560 to #559 - zergiel (04/08/2014) [-]
I'm reading some MicroBiology and maaaaan this is the **** ! So many ******* things to learn out of this tiny dudes.

You know... even when disease is definitely bad, the germs are not exactly doing anything out of spite... they are just trying to survive the way the know how to. Pretty intense thinking that got me there.

That image makes me believe I'm a soldier of life, telling Death "Not today"
User avatar #562 to #560 - zergiel (04/08/2014) [-]
In english it's called "sheep liver fluke" and in Spanish it's either "Fasciola Hepatica" which is it's scientific name or "Babosa del Higado" which means "Liver Slug"
User avatar #561 to #560 - feupy (04/08/2014) [-]
Hehe, I agree. What I like in " ******* parasites making a living out of greater beast's bodes", I don't know the english name, but the one that passes through sheep and ants. It's a badass. "douve du foir" en français. Or - more sadly - the malaria one. ******** clever too.
#563 to #561 - zergiel (04/08/2014) [-]
In english it's called "sheep liver fluke" and in Spanish it's either "Fasciola Hepatica" which is it's scientific name or "Babosa del Higado" which means "Liver Slug"

Responded to my own message...
#564 to #563 - feupy (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh ok. I think it's badass. (douve du *foie, typo, of course)

What's that pic, I remind you 2 characters made me overmelt this week, so be gentle with me ! I just saw my old Nana-senpai pic, you can have it again.
#577 to #564 - zergiel (04/09/2014) [-]
Last one cause I gotta play some LoL.

This has been "A gallery that I can't show other people without mistaking me for someone in a windowless van" By Zergiel.

I hope you enjoyed the cute, and we welcome you to the fields of Lolis anytime, comrade.
#574 to #564 - zergiel (04/09/2014) [-]
I swear to god mom, this is not what It looks like.
#572 to #564 - zergiel (04/09/2014) [-]
Have a Hiramatsu look-alike for your trouble. This artist is freaking awesome.
#571 to #564 - zergiel (04/09/2014) [-]
Now that I think about it, I'm going to have to sort this images into a folder, cause I don't want my mom asking questions after I die about how I have so many images of mostly prepubescent girls in cute poses.

An anime fan or someone who truly knows me knows that I'm a lolicon, but no way my mom is not going to associate that with pedophile. And I really hate kids IRL.
User avatar #578 to #571 - feupy (04/09/2014) [-]
I understand. That's why I don't have much on my computer. Gotta delete all the Doki hentai stuff I downloaded and vomited on because it was censored. And find a clever way to hide Sono Hanabira blah blah...
User avatar #579 to #578 - zergiel (04/09/2014) [-]
Btw, that picture you replied to, it's freaking perfect for a halloween wallpaper. Just look at those great normal sized breasts! and of course matching fingernails and blue eyes... and catgirl.
User avatar #580 to #579 - feupy (04/09/2014) [-]
Yeah sure, if you do an average of those two you obtain an acceptable breast size... But sadly I take my laptop to work so I can't have an anime wallpaper and I've been forced to eliminate my epic Beatles-Madoka crossover, god damnit
User avatar #581 to #580 - zergiel (04/09/2014) [-]
Forced in the way of... The company actually telling you to not use the Madoka Wallpaper or... someone in the office recognized the show... or they called you something...?

DON'T YOU DARE TALK **** ABOUT THAT GIRLS BREASTS! She has normal size feupy, you have seen Ikaros, Himari, Astarea, you can't say she doesn't have an acceptable breast size! Girls have breasts feupy, Taiga's cup doesn't actually exist IRL for normal women, embrace them tits and you may find the light. This is all a semi joke semi truth telling, don't take it too seriously
User avatar #582 to #581 - feupy (04/09/2014) [-]
Nah ... more that I forced myself tu put a " normal" wallpapaer to have a bit of credibility... But it maks me sad. I've had only cute anime girls wallpapers for 2 years so ...

WHAT ARE YOU YELLING FOR I friendly remind you that Ikaros and Himari's breast size are the MAIN reasons I put 9 and not 10 to Omamori H and SNO ! AND I'M NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT ASTRAEA !!!! I know, I don't think Flat is Justice IRL, but man there's an even middle in anime and reality between Taiga and Astraea ! Nah, I know breast talks can't be serious. Though with a doctor ...
#595 to #582 - astraea (04/09/2014) [-]
It's either me, or taiga.
User avatar #585 to #582 - zergiel (04/09/2014) [-]
"Trust me, I'm a doctor" is going to be a phrase that I will love to use.

Just like I felt awesome when I quoted Hanekawa's catchphrase for the first time.
People say that I'm pretty smart, so one time they asked me something about Totems and Tikis and some ******** and I explained so my now ex-friend asked me "Do you know everything?" and I responded "No, I only know what I know". The quote itself wasn't anything memorable for them, but for me it was glorious.
User avatar #586 to #585 - feupy (04/09/2014) [-]
It's the little pleasures. Though I'm terribly sorry, but if I must quote something that irritated me when watching Bakemono, it would be this very quote ... I admire the reference though.

Well, ex-friend ? Situation hasn't improved since ?
User avatar #587 to #586 - zergiel (04/09/2014) [-]
Well **** , I usually loved some Hanekawa's air time, especially considering what she is to the plot. You will know when you read Kizumono. Or If you remember the first episode of Bakemono I am biased towards Hanekawa cause soft-spoken and really smart are awesome, then I discovered her Sawari Neko side and loved her even more. Badass and cute Hanekawa. Also, those twintails and lingerie...

HAven't improved since, so I'm inclined to consider her ex-friend until our situation is clarified to me. well, we haven't seen each other since the trip, so that kinda helps.
User avatar #588 to #587 - feupy (04/09/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong now this line sounds so tsundere... , I liked Hanekawa, and Lingerie Black Hanekawa even more of course. It's just that line that pissed me off a bit.

Well, for all you know it could be back to normal for her. Dun'lose hope.
User avatar #590 to #588 - zergiel (04/09/2014) [-]
We have a biochem course together, purposely asked guys in another group if she could enter with them. Doesn't get as avoiding as that.
User avatar #591 to #590 - feupy (04/09/2014) [-]
Ah, well ... If it's not shame for her own behaviour ...
User avatar #593 to #591 - zergiel (04/09/2014) [-]
Before something gets mistaken, no, Haven't even remotely tried to make contact with her, It's her own problem. If she wants to speak to me, then she will.

I have been a pushover because I value friendships for far too long. A ******* gotta have his dignity. No I'm not black, but I'm brown enough to say ***** and not get killed. Also I told you already we have no racial ******** like 'Murica has.
#596 to #593 - feupy (04/09/2014) [-]
On a lighter note
>No Game No Life
>MCs are same voice actors as Sakurasou's Sorata and Mashiro
>Are called Sora and Shiro
>Same director as Sakurasou
>dis gun' be good.
User avatar #594 to #593 - feupy (04/09/2014) [-]
Reminds me of a line in soma anime "Real life tsundere are such a pain...". That's why anime logic doesn't apply to reality because it works better when humans speak...

Well yeah you're right, when friendships have disappointed too many times, you want to take care of your dignity first. It's all a question of benefit. Is the eventuality of making up worth more than your pride ? If yeah, swallow it and try to talk to her. If no, then let it go. And if you talk about the song, I'll kill you.
I'm white enough to be beaten to a pulp, then robbed if I say ***** .
User avatar #592 to #591 - zergiel (04/09/2014) [-]
She is very prideful and has confidence in that avoiding me and not talking to me will somehow make me not like her Which I don't, but not because of her stupid charade but because I opened my eyes before she started her ******** . and making me stop being an annoyance to her. Instead of... you know, telling me I'm annoying her. Anime Logic!

So no, definitely not out of shame for her own behavior.
User avatar #583 to #582 - sno (04/09/2014) [-]
Why did you bring me here? I don't want to be here.
User avatar #584 to #583 - feupy (04/09/2014) [-]
It' sno t what I intended to do. I'm sorry.
User avatar #589 to #584 - sno (04/09/2014) [-]
how dare you
#570 to #566 - feupy (04/09/2014) [-]
Zergiel ...........
#565 to #564 - zergiel (04/09/2014) [-]
Oh no nothing, can't just a normal guy post cute sexy pics of girls?
#569 to #565 - feupy (04/09/2014) [-]
There's nothing wrong. I'll then proceed to post my two waifus and their mates in swimsuits.
#553 - feupy (04/07/2014) [-]
It's not a cult, it's Salvation !
#554 to #553 - zergiel (04/07/2014) [-]
Zergiel used cute Shiori pic.
User avatar #556 to #554 - feupy (04/07/2014) [-]
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Kinda looks like Ef, a lot actually. Have you watched something this season yet ?
User avatar #526 - feupy (04/03/2014) [-]
Hey, hey, with all that crap did you even have time to watch Golden Time ? Kill la Kill ??
User avatar #527 to #526 - zergiel (04/04/2014) [-]
I watched KlK... Honestly I prefer TTGL ending better... I expected they cover some lose ends... but it was awesome. If I wasn't in zombie mode when I watched it I could've enjoyed it better.
User avatar #528 to #527 - feupy (04/04/2014) [-]
Well, I found it really cool, except it was a bit rushed, like everything ends in the last episode. I prefer it to TTGL. Senketsu had kind of a Nia ending, which is sad, and VERY sad when Ryuuko spots a similar sailor in the crowd. Oh the feels...

Oh well, a thing I hated in KlK end. SATSUKI CUT HER GODDAMN HAIR WHAT IS THAT, ******* NIOISIN ?!?!!1!1
User avatar #529 to #528 - zergiel (04/04/2014) [-]
**** GODDAMN IT YEAH! My Satsuki-sama wears her hair with pride! But I honestly thought she looked cute as hell in that sundress Nisio just made people think that character development in females = Cutting her hair. And it doesn't only happen in anime mind you... in the French series Wakfu also happens. ******* great series also, I'm not much into western style animation, but Wakfu was seriously awesome and it helped me practice my french.

Massive feels reminiscent of TTGL (Like when old Simon is going to say "Dare da to omotte" but cuts mid sentence sad) when Ryuuko saw that other sailor Fuku. Senketsu was a true bro.
User avatar #530 to #529 - feupy (04/04/2014) [-]
Wow, people outside France actually watch French stuff. I'm already surprised when I hear people INSIDE France watch French stuff.

Yeah. **** that. Everybody's happy and such, Gamagoori stalks Mako with a bouquet, even Satsuki is smling, and then time ******* stops on Ryuuko spotting the sailor.

I found Nia's disappearance so ******* sad yeah, but the way they showed Simon being alone was not so sad (yeah, it was, because he lost his love of course),but more kind of a waste.
User avatar #531 to #530 - zergiel (04/04/2014) [-]
I'm sorry to dissapoint you but most people watched that French series because Americunts dubbed it in english and trasmitted in 'Murica. There's only one ******* torrent in the entire internet that has the French original voice acting with english subs, and I still seed it to this day and I watched the series 9 months ago. That's the one torrent I must keep alive.

You gotta admit that when people hear "French entertainment", as with most "Modern art" stuff, it's pretty ******* weird **** that people dub as art because they don't understand it Like Evangelion or Inception and yours is the capital of art and fashion also Decapitations, Revolution, Romance, gay people and surrendering in wars, but I'm not so sure about the last one. and artistic indie movies usually just bore the **** out of me.
It's not my fault that hipsters love your entertainment.
User avatar #532 to #531 - feupy (04/04/2014) [-]
Meh, I'm not really disappointed, actually I barley knew its existence. I checked the voices, and I only know "Kabrok the black crow" (voiced a **** ton of actors like Harrisson Ford, Bill Murray, Richard Gere...) but above all two of my favourites : Jean-Pierre Michaël, who voices Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves, Ben Affleck, Jude Law, etc., but I like him for Eli Loker's voice if you watch Lie to Me. Aaand my Beloved Claire Guyot, who voiced all my childhood cartoon crushes, I think I told you about hear a long time ago. She voiced a certain Miranda, in episode 3.

Well I don't really know what is French entertainment. All I see are French television movies or series which are complete **** , or heavy and unfunny comedies for cinema. French comedies were really funny in the 60'sand 70's. But yeah, **** inie art hipster movies.

I would tell you a story about indie artsy short movie, childhood semi crush and dreams, but I'm too impatient to return to my brand new galge (eh, I wanted to try).
User avatar #534 to #532 - zergiel (04/04/2014) [-]
welp, I'm going to sleep Not before a quick LoL game... . Tomorrow I'm in for a French intensive.
User avatar #533 to #532 - zergiel (04/04/2014) [-]
WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING YOU ASSHOLE TALK TO ME! My brother got me into LoL so I'm also kinda into it, not addicted but it's fun.

IS it Yume Miru Kusuri? BEcause I downloaded that VN a long time ago and haven't played it.
User avatar #536 to #533 - feupy (04/04/2014) [-]
Good game and night then ! Did you think I really abandoned you ? I'm not like that ^^
User avatar #535 to #533 - feupy (04/04/2014) [-]
Hm, friends tried to make me play LoL, but I didn't find it entertaining, so was even more bad than I was supposed to, and it makes me like it even less, bringing me into a spiral - no Simon, shut up - of LoL-failure.

It's actually uh... Maji de Watashi ni Koi Shinasai. Eh, I don't think it's something very socially acceptable, it looks like a plain galge with a bunch of girls and no originality. But I just wanted to try one, with voice dubs and all, Little Busters was less easy to download and this one was pretty well ranked. So we'll see.

Yes Zergiel-sama, I will talk to you. You wanna know the story eh ? Not really ? Well now I want to write it, so deal with it.
Let me go back in time. In the two first years of middle school, there was this girl in my class. She was a redhead, not so beautiful and I wasn't so much attracted to her but a bit, she was interesting, had culture. well nothing happened of course and after that, we were in dfferent classes and I moved to the other end of the world, so needless to say I never saw / talked to her again. And some months ago, I dreamt I was with some friends from middle school (why ?), then she arrives, we say that oh, long time no see, and she kind of comes to kiss me, and my heart was beating so hard I ******* woke up. So I thought "what the **** man, you haven't thought of her for 10 years and now, that ?" So I browsed the Internetz and the only trace I found of her was a short indie artsy pseudo-philosophical film she played in.
User avatar #537 to #535 - zergiel (04/04/2014) [-]
Well did it had a topless scene? BEcause people think that topless scene are artsy for some reason, not that I'm complaining anyway
User avatar #538 to #537 - feupy (04/04/2014) [-]
Not even ...
User avatar #540 to #538 - zergiel (04/04/2014) [-]
Btw, watching GT final now.
User avatar #539 to #538 - zergiel (04/04/2014) [-]
That's a ******* shame. welp, I know how you wake up after that kind of dream. The one time I actually had a dream like that was with my friend... or I guess ex-friend?
But it was a sex dream, the first one I'd ever had actually. But it was so freaking nice, and even cute because it was not any hentai hardcore sex... It was just, I don't know, love sex? vanilla sex?
Point is I wake up with a big ******* smile on my face and the thought "What the **** brain..."
User avatar #541 to #539 - feupy (04/04/2014) [-]
Oh, good, you'll tell me what you think.

It was really weird, my furious heartbeat for a girl I had never felt something strong for literally woke me up. Well. My only sex dream with someone I knew was not a close friend, just an underclass girl I barely knew but was a bit hor for, physically. It was far from hardcore too but a bit weird.

Dreams - mine at least - are always weird anyway. Like that time I had to look for giant peppers. Or that time my school was a gigantic and creepy castle and I had a test. Or that time I played darts with Jimi Hendrix.
User avatar #543 to #541 - zergiel (04/04/2014) [-]
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It was... better than TD!'s but TD is still prefered over GT. It gave me a good time, and I liked most of it, so I could give it... 6.5/10
User avatar #542 to #541 - zergiel (04/04/2014) [-]
That last one must have been ******* awesome, and full of drugs.

******* DAMMNIT YOU WERE RIGHT. I still don't finish but I saw Linda's confession.
User avatar #544 to #542 - feupy (04/04/2014) [-]
Well the principle was that I went to some building after a long walk to "have a contest" with Jimi Hendrix. I don't even play the guitar. But when I arrived I saw him and found out it was actually darts, not guitar. what. Okay when I went to bed I was high on apple juice but ...

2 things bug me.
1- "Better than Toradora's ending" ? Maan, no ! Best girl still loses, and there is no epic metaphor like the one with the picture of the star. Well, at least they're togetha foreva. But I'll never forget the feelings of TD!'s ending. You know, you feel so disappointed because she left, and you stay here stunned on your chair watching the wonderful ending shivering with rage, and then ... Inko-chan says his ******* name, they resume the dialogue that was in the very beginning of ep1, Taiga comes back, he says he loves her and kyaaaaa !... It's so perfect.
2- Overall, I think you enjoyed it more than I did, yet you give it a 6.5 while I give it a 9. I think our notation systems are dramaticly different.
User avatar #545 to #544 - zergiel (04/04/2014) [-]
I'm kinda harsh with my anime, but overall I score based on this:
In order of importance:
-Story (4)
-Characters (3)
-Animation (3)
This is not 1990 so disfigured faces are definitely not acceptable.

1: In story... Well I liked it, but god damn it was so ******* annoying watching the drama be cut off by stupid rom com. Ok, the double personalities reflecting past and present were good and I haven't seen it used that many times so that's a plus. But everything else involving amnesia was clichéd to the max. So I give it 3,5 out of story, being generous because I was entertained.

2: Characters... Well Banri is not a Boulard also known as Harem MC idiot syndrome and Koko is definitely not your average girl, they had kinda good chemistry and Banri proved that he had some Alpha left inside him when he "Gf or No-f" Koko. That's more that what I've done so far with women that have friendzoned Yeah the FZ is ******** but I still consider it a valid term, {Euphoria Intensifies} so I gotta respect some of that.
I would love the **** out of Koko even with her ultimate bitch moments, so I'm biased and cannot give a proper critic to the character without my penis going "But you know given the chance you would love her tenderly and never ever let her go, so that's hypocresy Shisho" My penis has respect for me so he calls me "Shisho" Shisho means "Master" in the apprentice-Master relationship I think you know that already

Everyone else is pretty ok, points extra to 2DBRO-kun who is the ultimate friend. For that I give 2.0 to characters. Not completely hateful, but aside from our top main, it's between meh and "Yeah I like them".

3: The animation sucked balls, there I said it. Deformed faces, bad perspectives, CGI from Hell Especially in those dance scenes... I still get chills over that horrendous CGI In the last episode they didn't even try anymore, the scene where Koko and Banri are talking in the bridge has them MOVING LIPS INSIDE THEIR LIPS, like... "Nah brah-kun I'm tired, let's just animate the inside of the mouth they won't even notice". I know this is J.C Staff, and I'm not asking for Makoto Shinkai / ufotable animation quality, just some consistency... So 1.0 and because they didn't straight up become Madhouse with no budget quality.
User avatar #546 to #545 - feupy (04/04/2014) [-]
Hm, intersting, at least it looks scientific. I'm completely not able to make up scores like that, each time I arrive to a certain note and I think "wait ... that's not how I enjoyed it" so I'm still with my subjective scale
- Every anime begins with a 7 or 8 points capital depending on how good seems the first episode.
- Then a Subjectivity Master Criteria gives or takes off 2 points.
Application is :
10 : Had me cry like a bitch (Guilty Crown), touché/coulé my feels and subconscious (Oregairu), or made my lungs/ abs hurt from laughter after each episode ((Danshi Koukousei no ) Nichijou).
9 : Did not change my life but I'll remember the good times, much laughter (Baka to Test) or moderate feels. More rarely, a 10 which suffers a heavy fanservice (Omamori Himari, Sora no Otoshimono)
8 : Pretty cool, nothing really negative to say but not exceptional
7 : Cool overall, but a bit long at some points, or entertaining but not so funny.
6 : Worst piece of **** ever (yeah I know it de-escalates quickly, but I still enjoyed wathing those ****** ***** a bit so I can't put under 5.)

So. Golden Time began as a 9 considering first episode was pretty good and my completely blind love for Yuyuko. Then we had the bicycle scene when Koko finally confesses and I loved it so much I raised to 10. Then nothing happened for 10 episodes so I got bored and it was retroed to a 8.5 appearing as 9. The ending from the moment when Banri started losing his mem was pretty cool so it ends on a 9. It's a bit of an overrated 9, but well.

Of course I knew, I will soon have my Weaboo diploma. I think even in KWZDK Yuki calls Haruna Shisho. Don't worry you can say friendzone, it actually exists. To me what is cringy is when you don't understand why you're in the friendzone and find excuses, while you're an ugly creepyass piece of fat pony-lover.
User avatar #548 to #546 - zergiel (04/04/2014) [-]
What if 4Kids dubbed KILL LA KILL: Bully La Bully
This is what a certain dubbing company made to the anime's they imported to 'Murica. It's spot on, I watched those dubbed shows dubbed in spanish and they were equally dumb, maybe with better voice acting. Watch and laugh. Or cry.
#550 to #548 - feupy (04/04/2014) [-]
Oh my... Gregory ... Stacy ... Dubstep Don't Lose your Way... Father in jail... I cringed very hard but Senketchup just made me laugh so much
User avatar #547 to #546 - zergiel (04/04/2014) [-]
"B-But muh internal beauty!" Said the fedoran to the 9/10.
I hate the most when they call women that friendzone them Succubi.
Succubi (singular: Succubus) are sex demons who feast on human males Well, with artistic license they are now sometimes Bisexual for some reason, I stand by the original (or most accepted version which hasn't been tainted by people like Stephenie Meyer) in which they could ONLY get life energy from males, -like with vampires prefering virgins/can only transform virigins into vampires. for their life energy, which they extract when they have sex, in the form of semen.

If you are friendzoned by a sex demon, you seriously need something checked, because if even the most hungry for sex of all lifeforms wouldn't give you da pussy, then there's nothing we can do for you.

Also, I have a really really bad Succubus fetish, which makes me kinda mad and defensive when they call normal women succubus. I love Succubus and Angel girls, but I'm more inclined to the one I could bang. . Not demon girl fetish, Succubus fetish. They in general also have genki-cutesy-flirty personalities which I like.
So of course, My favorite hentai are Kyunyuu Fantasy (DAT Shamsiel, I love her personality the most, If I can be completely honest) , Itadaki Seieki, Brandish and Koakuma Kanojo. You could only guess what those have in common...
User avatar #549 to #547 - feupy (04/04/2014) [-]
Ah, don't worry, I know what is a succubus. You see, I had a 9.5/10 friend who friendzoned me and ... Nah I'm joking.

Uh, I kind of fear hentai about demons and such because I feel like they often end up in huge BDSM dirty orgies and... But if one of those is non censored and kind of normal I might watch it for uh, in order to review it.
User avatar #551 to #549 - zergiel (04/04/2014) [-]
>Not censored
>Recent hentai

Pick one.

None of them end up in BDSM or orgies. Quality wise, Kyunyuu is best but because I love the girl, and the MC is pretty ******* awesome, not a rapist or an asshole. Only bad side though, HUGE TITTIES, and I mean huge even for my standards, so you are not going to like it.

Itadaki Seieki came out like a week ago, and I read the manga coincidentally not much ago, so I was kinda pumped by it. Koakuma Kanojo has some appeal, but has too much body fluids for you. and Brandish has the overall worst animation, and It contains some straight shota, and then some hilarious transformations and **** .

You are probably not going to like any of them. But again, the personalities of the succubi are the most appeal in there. The one in Itadaki Seieki is Uber-Cute.
User avatar #552 to #551 - feupy (04/04/2014) [-]
Please no details about how Itadaki Seieki pumped you But well if I ever try one it would be this one.

On a completely unrelated topic, despite my deep hate for German language, I love Blumenkranz now. It actually sounds so very soft pronounced by her.
User avatar #518 to #517 - zergiel (03/27/2014) [-]
#FeupyFlatChestLover #YukiIsBestWaifu #HashtagsAreRetarded

Well mon ami... I'm sorry I won't be here to watch the last episode of Golden Time when it comes out, but I have important duties to do in a tropical island full of girl medical students in swinsuits... sooo... Talk to you when I come back.

Also, I need to practice my french more often, with all the problems in my country I haven't had any classes. So I'll be counting on you for that.

User avatar #520 to #518 - feupy (03/28/2014) [-]
So while you're having fun with swimsuit med girls, a huge and painful void is replacing Kill la Kill, Golden Time, Stike the Blood, Tokyo Ravens in my heart. To think that I started watching them when I was still in Norway, they followed me for six months and I've moved 2 times in the meantime. "So many" things have changed in my life, the only point of reference was downloading them every week. I watched all those last episodes in a row today and it feels really weird when you think of it.
#519 to #518 - feupy (03/27/2014) [-]
Ah, of course Yuki stays best waifu glad your severe lolicon doesn't blind you , but I was reading the chapter and just got stunned. And yeah Flat is Justice.

Well good luck with your "duties", I'll wait for you. And if something happens during your beachtime congress I want to know EVERYTHING. I'm a curious ****** .

Bien sûr, il faut qu'on parle Français, j'attends toujours le pavé (=mur de texte) que tu m'avais promis !
User avatar #522 to #519 - zergiel (03/30/2014) [-]
Is not*

But today is not the day I'll tell you tomorrow.
#523 to #522 - feupy (03/30/2014) [-]
And you intend to let me hanging like that ?! Well, do as you wish, I just hope nothing to ****** happened or anything ? Or maybe you're just tired as ****
Finished Chuunibyou 2 and Sakura Trick also... Oh Sakura Trick, I'll miss it so much. But ssssh, I didn't tell you anything.
User avatar #524 to #523 - zergiel (03/30/2014) [-]
Something kinda ****** happened and I have 86 hours in which I've only slept 9. So yeah really ******* tired as **** .
#525 to #524 - feupy (03/30/2014) [-]
Oh... well take your time and hang in there. Have this so you can cheer up. A bit. I'm not so "genki" either today ^^
User avatar #521 to #519 - zergiel (03/30/2014) [-]
Well... this **** is bit going to be very happy.
#513 - feupy (03/19/2014) [-]
Zergiel's fw...
#514 to #513 - feupy (03/19/2014) [-]
... Feupy's fw.
User avatar #515 to #514 - zergiel (03/20/2014) [-]
Pretty much. Well, now I have a Lamia problem. I have finally decided to start reading Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou, thanks to a link provided by miia in a recent content.

Never thought I would get a boner with half-snake half-humans. What a time to be alive.
User avatar #516 to #515 - feupy (03/20/2014) [-]
Brace yourself for boobs and fanservice. It was so ridiculous I dropped it. It's a shame, because some parts were cool, mi-ia is ubercute, but you know my love for fanservice, I couldn't take it anymore.
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