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#11385 - Pretty ok as well, on my fifth year of medicine. ******* hard …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2016 on feupy's profile 0
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#11386 - feupy (05/22/2016) [-]
Already?!They grow up so fast... Good luck with your work !
A town called Okayama and some of the surroundings
#11383 - What's up mon ami? How's everything going?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2016 on feupy's profile 0
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#11384 - feupy (05/22/2016) [-]
It's okay, I' on a trip. And you ?
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#11385 - zergiel (05/22/2016) [-]
Pretty ok as well, on my fifth year of medicine. Fucking hard work right now.
Trip to where mate?
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#11386 - feupy (05/22/2016) [-]
Already?!They grow up so fast... Good luck with your work !
A town called Okayama and some of the surroundings
#76 - how's BCB doing lately? I left after Abbey and Daisy go for co…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2016 on The Monster Under the Bed - 82 +2
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#89 - gearmachine (05/16/2016) [-]
All in all, it's gotten better, and I would suggest catching up
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#86 - gearmachine (05/16/2016) [-]
Well sandy has basically stopped talking to Mike, and he's still hopeful for the relationship, but Paulo's pretty sure it's over, and they just started junior year and mike had a dream about Lucy and we're pretty sure he's still in love with her. Paulo's still an ass, but he's getting better and I'm not sure if he and Rachael are a thing or just fuck buddies. Daisy and abbey are still doin good, but he went full psycho on Paulo for a while, and now paulos ignoring daisy because he's afraid of abbey
#26 - Sorry I wasn't fast enough. Yeah it's better to read it. Not … 05/14/2016 on Henshin Ganbo! - Desire for... 0
#6 - Onani Master Kurosawa was intense as ****, never was I so ****…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2016 on Henshin Ganbo! - Desire for... +2
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#18 - foxdragon (05/14/2016) [-]
Mind telling me what happened in the epilogue
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#24 - tarkus (05/14/2016) [-]
Why don't you find out yourself? You can read it here: forums.mangafox.me/threads/433018-The-sequel!- (After-the-Juvenile)
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#25 - foxdragon (05/14/2016) [-]
Thank you good sir
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#26 - zergiel (05/14/2016) [-]
Sorry I wasn't fast enough. Yeah it's better to read it. Not really what I expected but it felt more satisfactory in a way.
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#11381 - feupy (05/08/2016) [-]
Ur a niggar zergy
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#757 - feupy ONLINE (12/31/2015) [+] (12 replies)
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Hello non-believer, having nice end-of-the-year stuff ?
#758 to #757 - zergiel ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Hello Prophet, yeah I'm gonna climb some mountain and then gonna play a lot until I have to go to a end of the year family reunion. How bout you, how's Japan?
#759 to #758 - feupy ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Good, have fun !
Eh, it's still pretty great. I still don't know if tonight will ge great or meh, we'll see.
#760 to #759 - zergiel ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Ho.... Having some hope of romance waiting up?
#761 to #760 - feupy ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Some hope of meeting the-girl-of-my-life-who-already-has-a-boyfriend yeah...
#762 to #761 - zergiel ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Yeah I bet you are. But well don't let that ruin your evening! Have you talked to your family? Prophet, I know that you are a man of faith, and you will not be convinced easily, but for now, it's gonna hurt less if you start blocking women romantically when they have a bf.
I know it, from close experience, that you can rekindle your love after she breaks up with him and act on it.
#763 to #762 - feupy ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Katawa Shoujo OST - Letting My Heart Speak I did lately, only by mail but it's okay !
Don't you think I know ? I've always hated people who tried to seduce girl/guys with a bf/gf because that's just not correct.
But I can't do **** about it, I haven't been able to think about anything but her the last month. Oh well, I'll just try, for once in my life, to keep doing this
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as long as it's ethically acceptable.
#764 to #763 - zergiel ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
It's gonna be ok comrade. Oh and HAPPY NEW YEAR IN JAPAN.
#765 to #764 - feupy ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
I'm not sure about that, but eh.

Thanks ! to you too (almost)
#766 to #765 - zergiel ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
If a third world poorfag in a country full of drug cartels, crime lords and a fully corrupt government that's sooner or later gonna go full blown civil war can tell you it's gonna be K, then ITS GONNA BE K.
You are doing what I dream of. Fight comrade!
#767 to #766 - feupy ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Thank you~ But I'd rather be doing who I dream of
#768 to #767 - zergiel ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
This is an extreme thirst comrade. No probs, I know you will find a way.
#769 to #768 - feupy ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
We'll see...
#770 - supervizor (01/18/2016) [-]
So, how do you like Rondo Duo?
So, how do you like Rondo Duo?
#771 to #770 - zergiel ONLINE (01/19/2016) [-]
GIF
Found an MP4 link with all the H scenes.
#772 to #771 - supervizor (01/19/2016) [-]
You should play it yourself, man. You can adjust speed, moves and switch between all camera angles from the scene. It's absolutely amazing.
#754 - feupi (06/30/2015) [-]
Feliz cumpleaños ! Hope you're having a good time, have the usual Sakura~
#755 to #754 - zergiel ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
HOLY **** YOU REMEMBERED! THANK YOU FEUPY!

You are a great comrade. And leader of a dangerous cult to lesbians but I digress
#756 to #755 - feupi (07/01/2015) [-]
Hey, I can separate professional and private life ! I won't shun the non-believers !
#726 - feupy ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
**** ? On MY manga shelf ? I don't know what you're talking about...
#728 to #726 - zergiel ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
**** for the **** God eh?
#727 to #726 - zergiel ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
***** you are one sick mofo. And a happy one too, for I can see.
#729 to #727 - feupy ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
Yaaaay, all this bliss in only one shelf. Eh, I'd be happier if I had stayed in Japan but I'll just shift into Maxi Delusion Mod and read **** manga in japanese while listening to this : www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFf4AgBNR1E
#731 to #729 - zergiel ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
Why is this ******* song making me happy?
#733 to #731 - feupy ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
Yeah ^^ I don't know in Venezula, but we don't have that in France. Al our pop groups are depressing as ****. And they aren't as cute.
#734 to #733 - zergiel ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
No, they are pretty ******* latino. All about "shake that asss mami preciosa princesa bonita you are the reina of my heart" a mix of romantic with sex songs.

I hate all kinds of pop maybe except J-pop and K-pop. I heard In France you have a law that makes you listen to 70% France artists on the radio. that must suck balls.
#736 to #734 - feupy ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
Here, go watch NIsekoi OAD (I even provide you a link with tease picture : You need to login to view this link ) and dare tell me again Ruri-chan isn't adorable.
#737 to #736 - zergiel ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
I have only hate for that bitch.
For now downloading anything is pretty difficult, I have a fever and ****.
#738 to #737 - feupy ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
But you're wrong.
What's with all of you people being sick and ****. I hope at least it's not too serious. (fever = ebola hurr durr is pretty much how everybody is reacting in France right now)
#740 to #738 - zergiel ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Almost 70% of the population has had the disease.
#739 to #738 - zergiel ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Naa, it's another virus that's currently plaguing Venezuela. the worst week I've had since this is the first major sickness I've had in my life.
#741 to #739 - feupy ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Aw damn. I hope there aren't consequences
#742 to #741 - zergiel ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Up to four years of joint pain. Death in the cases were they also have bleeding.
#743 to #742 - feupy ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Aw ****. Mosquitoes again huh ?
#744 to #743 - zergiel ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
Mosquitoes are ******* assholes in this bitch. And well, you know how it goes in tropical countries, specially now that we are in the "Really ******* hot with rain" season.
#745 to #744 - feupy ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, we had a mosquito disease as well in Martinique. I don't really know if it's the same but it was really ****** too.
#746 to #745 - zergiel ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
If it causes fever and joint pain it's the same one.
How are you dealing with No fap november?
I don't recall we had met yet for no fap november last year.
#748 to #746 - zergiel ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
Everyone calls it that. It's a giga ***** African disease. Chikungunya it's a bitch.
I've tried two years in a row, maximum has been 15 days. And that day I came like that guy from South park.
#747 to #746 - feupy ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
I guess it is the same then. We call it chikungunya. Oh, you actually do no fap november ? I even forgot it was now....
#749 to #747 - zergiel ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
Everyone calls it that. It's a African disease. Chikungunya it's a bitch.
I've tried two years in a row, maximum has been 15 days. And that day I came like that guy from South park.

I replied to myself last time. I guess it's the abstinence.
#750 to #749 - feupy ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
Oh right, abstinence is not good for you my friend. 15 days is already a good score... Yeah, fortunately I managed not getting it even though I'm known in the Mosquito spheres for being a 1st choice prey.
#753 to #750 - zergiel ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
I told you you would become corrupted one day. It was just a matter of time.
#751 to #750 - zergiel ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
Malzafeupy just wants us to be free in his **** paradise.
#752 to #751 - feupy ONLINE
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I want a world of peace and cute. Glorious **** can provide that.
How can I even think about completing NFN when I'm long awoken to **** ****
#735 to #734 - feupy ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
Eh. So I guess music is YET ANOTHER reason to flee our ****** countries to Japan (mfw : www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM )

Really, we have that kind of law ? Maybe that's why I never listen to radio.
#730 to #729 - zergiel ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
Those are a lot of ******* asians singing and dancing.
#732 to #730 - feupy ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
I think you forgot to slip on or two "adorable" in that sentence !
It's just that I heard it 16845 times when I was there
#723 - feupy ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Well, I'm just here to wish you a happy birthday ! So Feliz cumpleaños. Please accept this ******** certified Nya~kura pic as a present.
#724 to #723 - zergiel ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Sweet mother theresa on the hood of a mercedez-benz you actually remembered!

Thanks mon ami, after a long day at uni, that was refreshing.
#725 to #724 - feupy ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
To be honest I wouldn't have remembered it if we hadn't evoked it 6 days ago. Don't think to highly of me, I forget birthdays like Fujimiya forgets friends.
Ah, I'm sorry for your new timetable. I hope you could have some feminine presence to ease that today ? If not, Nyakura is here for you.
#709 - feupy ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Aw man. Nisekoi's anime is finished for now, but the manga is still ongoing. And last chapter was quite the ******* shock. Here's a discontinute extract, with proper censoring of course. I can't wait for you to think about theories, Nyeheheh.
Gotta love Chitoge's face.
#711 to #709 - zergiel ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Have you seen Isshukan Friends recently?

I think it has a weird turn to it, but hopefully it will be for the best. The problem and advantage of Amnesia plots is that you can always reset the memory for no reason or a really weird one and go back to square one.
#710 to #709 - zergiel ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
And I haven't seen it... Man with this university problems, I have been really freaking busy.
First I had to inscribe, then I had to correct an error because they had sent me to a Hospital very very far away from where I live, so I was going to have to travel 1hour and a half to even get to the hospital, and then go back. for classes at the uni.

I haven't seen Nisekoi past episode 20 I think... I forgot to download it.
#712 to #710 - feupy ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
I hope your hospital problem is dealt with.

Oh, Nisekoi 20 was the last one, the anime is over now (unfortunately). Also I'm 2 or 3 episodes late with Isshuukan, I think my last one was the beach ep.
#713 to #712 - zergiel ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Oh... That's a weird number to get a long anime. I assume there are going to be OVA's and **** about it.

Have you seen Madoka III already? Cried up a little?
#714 to #713 - feupy ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Well, Shaft are the power, they do whatever they want ^^ they are around 1/3 of the manga, still ungoing, so I guess there will be at least another whole season.

You mean the third movie ? I've seen it indeed, but didn't really cry. There were some feely moments that made me tear up a bit but not as devastating as in the anime. On the other hand, the visuals were... Well you can't even talk about eyes porn anymore, it's even more than that. Some action scenes are more awesome than everything I've ever seen and the end made me think a lot. So 11/10 would (and have already) rewatch xxx times.
Do you intend to watch them ?
#715 to #714 - zergiel ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
If I ever get aroung watching the anime first... Sure.

Talking about intending to watch... No progress in EF?
#716 to #715 - feupy ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
I won't tell you a 65465th time that you really should and ... ah, I said it.

Aah man, I'm sorry, no. I can't even keep up the rythm with all the **** I'm watching. I'm late for 4 ongoing anime, I haven't touched my main anime Kimi ni Todoke for weeks...
#717 to #716 - zergiel ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Hey, are you up for a conversation today? or do you have things to do in the night?
#718 to #717 - feupy ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Hm, I'm not sure about it, I'm punctually helping my family doing stuff for my sisters' exams - they have to go to France and organise a **** ton of train journeys, long story - so I'll probably be interrupted a lot. But if you're here for the whole evening, I guess I'll be free after we eat in 1 hour or so ?
#719 to #718 - zergiel ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
No problem, I'll eat my dinner in half an hour, and I'll be here till 9:30 or 10 My time, not yours pm-
#720 to #719 - feupy ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Perfect, if it's ok for you I can call you around 7:30 or 8:00, your hour.
Oh, one condition though : I'm not really in the mood for politics talk ^^ Prepare your French m8 !
#721 to #720 - zergiel ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
No problems mon ami, I don't have any politics to discuss today.
#722 to #721 - feupy ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Good, good. we had a stressful end of the week so talking about our ****** politics, both sides, will probably piss me off. If I were serious I would think about 2-3 things to say in Spanish but...
#704 - feupy ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
50% epic, 50% nostalgic. 100% lolicon.   
   
If you ever think about reading pretty high-level French, she's probably in my top3 favourite &quot;French&quot; She's belgian but writes in French authors. Some of her books are about her hilarious experience in Japan - I was loving them waay before becoming a weaboo -, some others are &quot;biographical&quot;, about her childhood, some others are about weird annoying people... Well, it's not really a complicated French but she uses a lot of rare words and weird tenses.   
   
Well, since I'm at it I might as well continue the book review with my favourite : Boris Vian. This man, is a genius. He wrote my all time ever ever favourite book, l'Ecume des Jours (la espuma de los dias). I don't know if you've read it already, but I probably did more times than I watched Madoka or Toradora!. It's a masterpiece. It has everything, nonsensical poetry and humor, along with this melancholy and sheer sadness. It's a book that plays with your soul, at first amuses it to make you let your guard down, and then gradually crushes it to bits. There are several dried tears in the pages at the end of my edition.   
Fun fact, it was also my father's favourite book when he was my age (still is probably), and I didn't know it when I started loving it. You know, it's worth learning French just to be able to read it. I'll stop here, because it's like previously mentioned anime, when I get started on this book I can't shut up.   
   
Well - Feupy out, I just felt like talking about books.
50% epic, 50% nostalgic. 100% lolicon.

If you ever think about reading pretty high-level French, she's probably in my top3 favourite "French" She's belgian but writes in French authors. Some of her books are about her hilarious experience in Japan - I was loving them waay before becoming a weaboo -, some others are "biographical", about her childhood, some others are about weird annoying people... Well, it's not really a complicated French but she uses a lot of rare words and weird tenses.

Well, since I'm at it I might as well continue the book review with my favourite : Boris Vian. This man, is a genius. He wrote my all time ever ever favourite book, l'Ecume des Jours (la espuma de los dias). I don't know if you've read it already, but I probably did more times than I watched Madoka or Toradora!. It's a masterpiece. It has everything, nonsensical poetry and humor, along with this melancholy and sheer sadness. It's a book that plays with your soul, at first amuses it to make you let your guard down, and then gradually crushes it to bits. There are several dried tears in the pages at the end of my edition.
Fun fact, it was also my father's favourite book when he was my age (still is probably), and I didn't know it when I started loving it. You know, it's worth learning French just to be able to read it. I'll stop here, because it's like previously mentioned anime, when I get started on this book I can't shut up.

Well - Feupy out, I just felt like talking about books.
#705 to #704 - zergiel ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Did someone say "Lolicon"?

Yeah, I'll definitely try those books, I need to better my speech though. Of course I don't mean after only year and a half of studying french to be able to say **** like I do in English but I still feel laggy when I try to speak in french.

Also, maybe my teacher says I have good pronunciation but I feel I don't grasp the entonation quite well to sound Natural.
#706 to #705 - feupy ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Oh, I'll have to precise, it's actually **** loli. It's between the author (7 yo) and a 6 yo S girl. So yeah, be advised. Amélie Nothomb often describes her love in "autobiographic" books about her childhood but it's often with another girl. It's always weird, so it's not really shocking.
You DEFINITELY have to read L'Ecume des Jours though.

I guess reading them out loud would be a good training for pronounciation, I often did that with books in English. I'd tell you that I have Skype, but I'm so shy and bad with phone/skype that I can barely talk to my family and IRL friends so...
#707 to #706 - zergiel ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
FJ had lag so I thought I had not sent you that message, so I sent it to you twice. Sorry bout that.

>Recommendation from Feupy
>It's has ****
>Ididn'tknowwhatIExpected.jpg

Well... maybe I'll read it. But I'll read L'Ecume des Jours for sure.

#708 to #707 - feupy ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Ah come on ^^ I loved it way before I started watching anime, so waaay before I became a *******. In another book the relationship is really weird, but in Le Sabotage Amoureux it's between two lolis so it doesn't really have sexual implication. Very readable even for you, I think honestly.
#701 - feupy ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
Linda, you liar. Jeez Yuyuko, why can't best girls win in your stories. Good thing we have ************ no Tamura-kun.
#702 to #701 - zergiel ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
That's not even Friendzone, that's gotta be like Pet Abyss or some ****.
#703 to #702 - feupy ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
Linda why must you hurt me that way. Fortunately the amount of cute girls voiced by Kayano Ai this season makes it up.
#679 - feupy ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
"Ne... Hase-kun... Watashi, Hase-kun no koto..." Eh ? Eeeh !?! Is it the moment when ?!?
"... ***** iru yo"
Aw, come on.
#681 to #679 - zergiel ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
I felt the same ******* way when she said it.
And after that. "Hase-Kun... watashi wa suki"
Holy **** that's direct! Wait... Goddamn it.
#680 to #679 - zergiel ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)
This is almost literal.
#682 to #680 - feupy ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
So is it almost the time to use this ?
#683 to #682 - zergiel ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
no, it's already time.

It's just because it wasn't "just"
#684 to #683 - feupy ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
Aah, Feupy-senpai is proud of you~!
Pic relevant, I'm sure such little French won't scare you
#685 to #684 - zergiel ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
Ça c'est très facile pour mois.

Naaaa, I was... interesting. I'm just a little noob, who just got started in this.
#686 to #685 - feupy ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
Zergiel Love Master's FW
So, was it as "interesting" as it should have been ? Were you both happy ? Is it going to be real serious ? And most importantly, where's her cute best friend ?!
*moi
#687 to #686 - zergiel ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
Just let me tell you something. Those ******* condoms were too small for me. So not only I felt too little I felt I was getting a circumcision courtesy of the condom.

I had some hard time getting it hard. Because of the condom and my nervousness, but it was good.
I already asked, she told me to give her a day or two to decide, which is ******** cause she already says we are a couple.

That last one is going to be hard considering I haven't met her school friends. I'll let you know If any of them are interested in a Blue eyed frenchman.
#688 to #687 - feupy ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
Sorry for yesterday, I fell asleep on the computer and this morning I had to tak my parents to the airport at 5:30.

Eh, if it was always perfect it would be too easy. I guess it was still worth it though.
Tsss, give a day or two... You've been kissing intensely + next step for the last 3 weeks, didn't she have time to think about it already ? Women...

Héhé, I was joking, I don't speak Spanish anymore so it wouldn't be no use.
#689 to #688 - zergiel ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
Yes but next time I would like to have a full boner for more than a few minutes. I guess I have to buy another brand.
I was almost giving the little man a motivational speech. "Come on soldier! Don't die on me now god damn it!"

Women are complicated, but she was just probably too shy to say yes. She told me "I'm not going to say no... but give me a couple of days" Then she refered to me as her "couple" in the next topic we had so I guess she's just being women.

I was joking as well, I wouldn't want my friend to come here and get mugged and killed for being "Imperialist scum".

This way seem like an odd question, but what do you think are my weaknesses in French?
I mean, what I'm not so good at?
#691 to #689 - feupy ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
>be me, 22, sunday morning
>sister has surf "class"
>go with her and other twin sis to the beach
>in her surf group two other girls
>watch see them in bikini
>girl 1 pretty tall, pretty big boobies
>girl 2 doesn't have a nice body
>she has the nice body
>know they are probably younger than my sister (shes 19)
>ask her for their age
>says girl 1 is 14-15
>areyoukiddingme.gif
>"oh but girl 2 is older"
>"she's around 15-16"
>mfw
#692 to #691 - zergiel ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
I told you, there are girls that don't appear their age.
You should have added below "Know they are probably younger than my sister"
>Instaboner.jpg.
girls are developing really fast this days,
#693 to #692 - feupy ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Ah, it was so obvious I didn't thought it was useful to precise it. But man, 15-16, that's a ******* crime. Oh, well, only if you touch.
#694 to #693 - zergiel ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
I forgot the terrifying amount of pedophiles that exist throughout France. My actual French teacher was telling us some stories about that. And also one of my past teachers, who is also French, reminded us to keep our children watched if we go to France.

I already told you the golden rule: If her age doesn't appear of the clock, she's old enough to take cock.

>So yeah, That's how feupy got in jail for flirting with a 15 year old girl.
>Shamefur Dispray.jpg.
#695 to #694 - feupy ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Hm, it's true that we often have trials of pedophiles here. just 2 days ago a very famous photographer got declared guilty for raping his niece or whatever. No objection on that point

I have two objections for the next one though, if I may.
1 - minutes
2 - >put your dick in 13 years old
>go to jail for 12 years

Haha, don't worry, I'm waaay too beta to flirt with a girl like that. And well, I have a small part of "legal responsibility" in my sick brain, so I dun think so.
#696 to #695 - zergiel ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
>Minutes...
>OOOOOOHHHHH.jpg
>Touché mon ami.
Honest Trailers - Godzilla (1998) "The Profrenchional"

#697 to #696 - feupy ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
I was just thinking I should watch some Godzilla, these days. Not necessarily the new one, but...

Trailer was fun, usually honest trailers are really spot on.

The "Profrenchional" is Jean Reno, he's played in a ******** of French movies in all ******* genres, and he's one of the few French actors known internationally. He played in Léon (With a daaamn sexy loli Natalie Portman, who's easily the cutest actress to me) or Pink Panther for instance. He's really good.
#699 to #697 - zergiel ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Honest Trailers - The Matrix This one is really funny.
#698 to #697 - zergiel ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know he's really good. I just thought it was too funny.

The honest Trailers are really awesome.
#700 to #698 - feupy ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Hm, I haven't even watched the third Matrix movie. According to this I didn't miss much.
#690 to #689 - feupy ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
There are gonna be plenty of other tries, don't worry Zergiel-kyun-kyun ! ^^

Soo in 2 days, when she has the balls - not literally, you would have found out - to say yes.

I-imperialist scum ? Me ? Why so ?

Hm... I wouldn't remember enough to tell you for sure. But I guess the errors I remember the most are subjunctive, passé composé, agreeing adjectives, maybe. What I correct the most in your French usually are some expressions, maybe copied on Spanish (or sometimes English ?) that can be correct but aren't employed here. But that's not a matter of study, just experience.
#678 - feupy ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Made me laugh.