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#11623 - There are only four, I don't know how to count apparently. …  [+] (1 reply) 08/29/2016 on feupy's profile 0
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#11624 - feupy (08/29/2016) [-]
No worries, I thought maybe there was a 5th one so lewd that you couldn't talk about it.

Yeah, that's what we've been repeating to each other a gazillion time ;^)
#11621 - Ok so the 5 Bases are known as the 5 F's. 1st Base is Fre…  [+] (3 replies) 08/29/2016 on feupy's profile 0
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#11622 - feupy (08/29/2016) [-]
So there are only four in the end ? Or the fifth one is beyond home ?
I see. So with how it seems to be, got one and two the first time and will probably get 3 and 4 on the second...
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#11623 - zergiel (08/29/2016) [-]
There are only four, I don't know how to count apparently. Sorry, kinda tired

HELL YEAH. Only one advice tho: Nervousness is inevitable, but if you really like her, and if she really likes you, concentrate on that, and things will go better
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#11624 - feupy (08/29/2016) [-]
No worries, I thought maybe there was a 5th one so lewd that you couldn't talk about it.

Yeah, that's what we've been repeating to each other a gazillion time ;^)
#11619 - After those 2 blows to my heart in less than 6 months, I am cu…  [+] (5 replies) 08/28/2016 on feupy's profile 0
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#11620 - feupy (08/29/2016) [-]
Yeah, fair enough. Just wait for the right one to come by, but don't get too jacked !
I'm not here as much as I used to be but you can always talk if you want to !
Yeah, but I feel like it's going to be frustrating as fuck. Oh well, the suffering and good moments is probably better than my situation before. Plus we have nice talks by text, it's something.
Squeezing dem boobies is second base ? I've never understood shit to those base numbers
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#11621 - zergiel (08/29/2016) [-]
Ok so the 5 Bases are known as the 5 F's.
1st Base is French (Kissing)
2nd Base is Feel (Boobs)
3rd Base is Finger (-ing)
4th base (Home) is Fuck
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#11622 - feupy (08/29/2016) [-]
So there are only four in the end ? Or the fifth one is beyond home ?
I see. So with how it seems to be, got one and two the first time and will probably get 3 and 4 on the second...
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#11623 - zergiel (08/29/2016) [-]
There are only four, I don't know how to count apparently. Sorry, kinda tired

HELL YEAH. Only one advice tho: Nervousness is inevitable, but if you really like her, and if she really likes you, concentrate on that, and things will go better
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#11624 - feupy (08/29/2016) [-]
No worries, I thought maybe there was a 5th one so lewd that you couldn't talk about it.

Yeah, that's what we've been repeating to each other a gazillion time ;^)
#11616 - who needs a computer when you got love I do cause I need …  [+] (7 replies) 08/27/2016 on feupy's profile 0
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#11618 - feupy (08/27/2016) [-]
And how is it for you ? Any news on this topic or another ??

Well love is not that often... next time we meet is in two weeks... two times a moth will probably be the best we can do
Both... call me whatever, but I think it's almost better to squeeze a hand than a boob. The maymay is right...
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#11619 - zergiel (08/28/2016) [-]
After those 2 blows to my heart in less than 6 months, I am currently not very interested in dating or anything else really... Just working out. A lot. Swimming, Running, Tennis, Pullups.
I am dealing with it, slowly trying to regain my confidence, but the memories come back sometimes too often.
That's good at least. There's something going on it for now, don't think too much about it
Hmmm, I would say I concur, I loved doing both. YOU PLAYER! You went from nothing to second base! that's awesome

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#11620 - feupy (08/29/2016) [-]
Yeah, fair enough. Just wait for the right one to come by, but don't get too jacked !
I'm not here as much as I used to be but you can always talk if you want to !
Yeah, but I feel like it's going to be frustrating as fuck. Oh well, the suffering and good moments is probably better than my situation before. Plus we have nice talks by text, it's something.
Squeezing dem boobies is second base ? I've never understood shit to those base numbers
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#11621 - zergiel (08/29/2016) [-]
Ok so the 5 Bases are known as the 5 F's.
1st Base is French (Kissing)
2nd Base is Feel (Boobs)
3rd Base is Finger (-ing)
4th base (Home) is Fuck
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#11622 - feupy (08/29/2016) [-]
So there are only four in the end ? Or the fifth one is beyond home ?
I see. So with how it seems to be, got one and two the first time and will probably get 3 and 4 on the second...
User avatar
#11623 - zergiel (08/29/2016) [-]
There are only four, I don't know how to count apparently. Sorry, kinda tired

HELL YEAH. Only one advice tho: Nervousness is inevitable, but if you really like her, and if she really likes you, concentrate on that, and things will go better
User avatar
#11624 - feupy (08/29/2016) [-]
No worries, I thought maybe there was a 5th one so lewd that you couldn't talk about it.

Yeah, that's what we've been repeating to each other a gazillion time ;^)
#11614 - Computer is kill no... MY ***** MY *****! TE…  [+] (10 replies) 08/27/2016 on feupy's profile 0
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#11615 - feupy (08/27/2016) [-]
And I'm not sure I'm going to get another one before 3weeks...

We started talking in march and only met a couple times (she lives a bit far away...) but we'd been texting every dah since. So two weeks ago, I invited her over for a weekend. we agreed that we would meet saturday noon, she would sleep at my place and then go back on sunday afternoon. 
saturday we ate lunch, then museum and at night we went to see a fireworks before having dinner. 
then we went back to my place, drank a bit some various stuff I have, then pretty late I took out and prepped the spare futon for me to sleep. but when I went back from the bathroom she insisted that we slept together in the bed so I hopped in. We didn't do much, just hugs and  ~hand holding~ and stuff. I was so fucking nervous I didn't close an eye A FUCKING SECOND thought. 
Then in the morning when we (she...) woke up it started getting more concrete, pretty smoothly and surprisingly not so awkward. Nothing below the belt but there were a lot of firsts to me... So we spent several hours lazing and stuff in the bed, ate lunch and I took her back to the station. We even ~held hands~ for part of the trip to the station. How scandalous. But... feels good...
We really cant see each other often though
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#11617 - zergiel (08/27/2016) [-]
You... held hands.. you degenerate
AlrightWhichOneOfYouDegeneratesLikesHandHolding.smilingSuccubus.jpg
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#11616 - zergiel (08/27/2016) [-]
who needs a computer when you got love I do cause I need my games but still I am very happy to hear all of this, legit made better my morning

FEUPY DEAR LORD, THAT'S SOME FUCKING GREAT NEWS MATE, ENJOY THIS SHIT DON'T THINK BOUT STUPID BULLSHIT.

For real though, enjoy this moment feupy, this is YOUR TIME mate, that feeling of going more smoothly is a very good sign, and getting you better acquantied for shit.
Show her the fire of the French !
Also, she can teach you some French tecniques if you know what I mean.
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#11618 - feupy (08/27/2016) [-]
And how is it for you ? Any news on this topic or another ??

Well love is not that often... next time we meet is in two weeks... two times a moth will probably be the best we can do
Both... call me whatever, but I think it's almost better to squeeze a hand than a boob. The maymay is right...
User avatar
#11619 - zergiel (08/28/2016) [-]
After those 2 blows to my heart in less than 6 months, I am currently not very interested in dating or anything else really... Just working out. A lot. Swimming, Running, Tennis, Pullups.
I am dealing with it, slowly trying to regain my confidence, but the memories come back sometimes too often.
That's good at least. There's something going on it for now, don't think too much about it
Hmmm, I would say I concur, I loved doing both. YOU PLAYER! You went from nothing to second base! that's awesome

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#11620 - feupy (08/29/2016) [-]
Yeah, fair enough. Just wait for the right one to come by, but don't get too jacked !
I'm not here as much as I used to be but you can always talk if you want to !
Yeah, but I feel like it's going to be frustrating as fuck. Oh well, the suffering and good moments is probably better than my situation before. Plus we have nice talks by text, it's something.
Squeezing dem boobies is second base ? I've never understood shit to those base numbers
User avatar
#11621 - zergiel (08/29/2016) [-]
Ok so the 5 Bases are known as the 5 F's.
1st Base is French (Kissing)
2nd Base is Feel (Boobs)
3rd Base is Finger (-ing)
4th base (Home) is Fuck
User avatar
#11622 - feupy (08/29/2016) [-]
So there are only four in the end ? Or the fifth one is beyond home ?
I see. So with how it seems to be, got one and two the first time and will probably get 3 and 4 on the second...
User avatar
#11623 - zergiel (08/29/2016) [-]
There are only four, I don't know how to count apparently. Sorry, kinda tired

HELL YEAH. Only one advice tho: Nervousness is inevitable, but if you really like her, and if she really likes you, concentrate on that, and things will go better
User avatar
#11624 - feupy (08/29/2016) [-]
No worries, I thought maybe there was a 5th one so lewd that you couldn't talk about it.

Yeah, that's what we've been repeating to each other a gazillion time ;^)
#79 - Figures you would. The handles are 1,5 inches thick?…  [+] (3 replies) 08/27/2016 on Random shit dump pt. 12 of... 0
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#84 - heartlessrobot (08/27/2016) [-]
Nighty night
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#80 - heartlessrobot (08/27/2016) [-]
My vibrator, 9 inches long, is 1.5 inches thick, but my dildo, 8 inches long, is 2.5 inches thick
And the first time I used the dildo, it was my first real toy
So I just kinda lubed it up and shoved it in
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#83 - zergiel (08/27/2016) [-]
Oh... I forgot they are two different things, in spanish people rarely know the difference so I just use the terms interchangeably

Welp, Like CoC would say "Your anus is very loose"

I'm off to bed, nice talking to ya though, pretty interesting stuff
#76 - You are definitely a slut, corruption of champions must be lik…  [+] (5 replies) 08/27/2016 on Random shit dump pt. 12 of... 0
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#77 - heartlessrobot (08/27/2016) [-]
I love that game
I use the handles. Screwdriver handles too
Also, it's 1.5 inches thick, but my dildo is 2.5 inches thick, so I use that one too sometimes
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#79 - zergiel (08/27/2016) [-]
Figures you would.
The handles are 1,5 inches thick? I meant my dick is 1,5 inches smaller in size, don't know girth I'm not that curious.
Nigga 2,5 inches thick, I'm a doctor and I don't even know if that's even safe for a vagina, let alone an asshole. But I guess with training and lube everything is possible
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#84 - heartlessrobot (08/27/2016) [-]
Nighty night
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#80 - heartlessrobot (08/27/2016) [-]
My vibrator, 9 inches long, is 1.5 inches thick, but my dildo, 8 inches long, is 2.5 inches thick
And the first time I used the dildo, it was my first real toy
So I just kinda lubed it up and shoved it in
User avatar
#83 - zergiel (08/27/2016) [-]
Oh... I forgot they are two different things, in spanish people rarely know the difference so I just use the terms interchangeably

Welp, Like CoC would say "Your anus is very loose"

I'm off to bed, nice talking to ya though, pretty interesting stuff
#74 - Dear lord... the legends are true... But you have a GF no…  [+] (7 replies) 08/27/2016 on Random shit dump pt. 12 of... +1
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#75 - heartlessrobot (08/27/2016) [-]
1
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5
6
7 if you count my 9 inch vibrator
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#76 - zergiel (08/27/2016) [-]
You are definitely a slut, corruption of champions must be like a holy grail of text based fetishes for you.
NIGGA I SAID THE WRENCHES AS A JOKE AS WELL, I ran out of household items I know normally girls use.
Like... how does that even work? The wrenches I mean. Have you gotten into an accident for experimenting?
Holy fuck, that's 1,5 inches more than my own fucking dick, I know for a fact that the fucker is not small. That's pretty impressive I'm not gonna lie
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#77 - heartlessrobot (08/27/2016) [-]
I love that game
I use the handles. Screwdriver handles too
Also, it's 1.5 inches thick, but my dildo is 2.5 inches thick, so I use that one too sometimes
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#79 - zergiel (08/27/2016) [-]
Figures you would.
The handles are 1,5 inches thick? I meant my dick is 1,5 inches smaller in size, don't know girth I'm not that curious.
Nigga 2,5 inches thick, I'm a doctor and I don't even know if that's even safe for a vagina, let alone an asshole. But I guess with training and lube everything is possible
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#84 - heartlessrobot (08/27/2016) [-]
Nighty night
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#80 - heartlessrobot (08/27/2016) [-]
My vibrator, 9 inches long, is 1.5 inches thick, but my dildo, 8 inches long, is 2.5 inches thick
And the first time I used the dildo, it was my first real toy
So I just kinda lubed it up and shoved it in
User avatar
#83 - zergiel (08/27/2016) [-]
Oh... I forgot they are two different things, in spanish people rarely know the difference so I just use the terms interchangeably

Welp, Like CoC would say "Your anus is very loose"

I'm off to bed, nice talking to ya though, pretty interesting stuff