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zekeon

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Date Signed Up:4/22/2012
Last Login:7/24/2016
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#88 - You ever drive though a rural area on a secondary highway and …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2016 on hot to get rid of... +2
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#91 - olesaintdikolas (05/12/2016) [-]
I live in a very country town so I know the smell and ehat causes it. Just didn't know if that's what he's doing here.
#76 - Yeah you're not supposed to masturbate 6,000 feet above the ground.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2016 on Best Moment from an SR-71... 0
#79 - enemyoftrn (05/12/2016) [-]
Its awesome
#85 - Anything related to Des Moines is guaranteed to be garbage. 05/12/2016 on hot to get rid of... -3
#72 - Sounds like someone's mad at an airforce guy so now he hates a…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2016 on Best Moment from an SR-71... +1
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#74 - enemyoftrn (05/12/2016) [-]
I tried best I can do is flapping my arm around.
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#76 - zekeon (05/12/2016) [-]
Yeah you're not supposed to masturbate 6,000 feet above the ground.
#79 - enemyoftrn (05/12/2016) [-]
Its awesome
#67 - Someone's feeling a little slow  [+] (8 new replies) 05/12/2016 on Best Moment from an SR-71... +16
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#69 - enemyoftrn (05/12/2016) [-]
I am a marine, the fastest we got are the bullets ISIS shot at us.
Meanwhile, up and beyond the reach of the vaunted ISIS airforce, Chairforce speeding through the skies without care. Fucking homeboi...
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#94 - jdrinfantry (05/12/2016) [-]
I guess you haven't been deployed.
USAF's A10s are well known for their awesome CAS in both the ISAF mission, Enduring Freedom and Inherent Resolve.

And don't talk like you have the biggest dick in the room; plenty of guys on this site are decorated veterans.
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#91 - emotionexplain (05/12/2016) [-]
Second battalion Fox company Oct 2nd.
It's cool they don't understand that we are instantly qualified for their jobs and their titles right off the bat.
I can join the air force, no boot or basic, army no boot or basic, navy no boot or basic, gaurd no boot or basic. They would actually probably promote me.

Air men and them are civilians when it comes to the USMC.

I went to boot with an E6 in the air force and he graduated an E2 and gets shit on like every one else.
#89 - anon (05/12/2016) [-]
RAHHHHHHH
#72 - zekeon (05/12/2016) [-]
Sounds like someone's mad at an airforce guy so now he hates all of them.

If you think their job is so easy, why don't you become a pilot?
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#74 - enemyoftrn (05/12/2016) [-]
I tried best I can do is flapping my arm around.
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#76 - zekeon (05/12/2016) [-]
Yeah you're not supposed to masturbate 6,000 feet above the ground.
#79 - enemyoftrn (05/12/2016) [-]
Its awesome
#112 - >knowing the ****** lore wew lad your autism is showing  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2016 on Best Mei play of the game +1
#114 - wdparsell (05/12/2016) [-]
I just knew that because comedy video:

Basically Tracer

Though, anyone with half a brain cell who has seen her origin's skin could figure that out.
#115 - navien (05/12/2016) [-]
The pron was the best part. banned in China
#73 - It was all a ruse to get yourself to post pictures of yourself… 05/12/2016 on Fat shaming done wrong 0
#178 - Mei as well kill yourself. 05/11/2016 on Mei is Bae comp +3
#284 - >replying to a 4 year old comment 05/11/2016 on Odd Dish 0
#257 - A good McCree will run past your shield then flashbang given t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2016 on We are Overwatch 0
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#262 - mulciber (05/10/2016) [-]
That's what I figured. Stuns knock Rein out of his charge, but no one times it right.