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zekaizer

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Date Signed Up:1/07/2013
Last Login:6/30/2015
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#7 - Don't you blow it up in Mercenaries ? 01/11/2015 on Everyone who thumbs this up... +1
#26 - How to layer liquors/liqueurs using a spoon Gren… 01/11/2015 on Who's Thirsty? 0
#11 - if you want this to work right, chill the schnapps first, that…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on Who's Thirsty? +6
#26 - zekaizer (01/11/2015) [-]
How to layer liquors/liqueurs using a spoon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZMvV2C6JGI

Grenadine is last, but also the heaviest. Use a few drops to the middle of the shot, and they will drag the Bailey's through the schnapps.
#630 - Life is awesome. Also, **** the French, and **** … 01/11/2015 on Im currently on your mashed... 0
#9 - As far as the knife thing goes, a dull knife will not cut a to… 01/10/2015 on Cooking Tips 0
#61 - Of course. Why else would it be limp?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on Australian Nightmares +2
User avatar #62 - hanakoikezawa (01/09/2015) [-]
top kek
#27 - I was there in the summer of '08. There was some summit in Par… 01/09/2015 on #Justfrenchthings 0
#19 - The only thing capable of inciting violence is the blatant mis… 01/08/2015 on Islam according to ex-muslim -3
#4 - Cement Mixer Prairie Fire Malort It will be t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on Shot roulette +4
User avatar #13 - Tusura (01/08/2015) [-]
The cement mixer is like swallowing cheese.
#134 - There is nothing accidental about it. At any rate, t… 01/07/2015 on Guardians of the Galaxy 0
#4 - You can actually parry the arrows. You take a bit of damage, b…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Akira Toryama made Dark Souls +1
User avatar #14 - lathyrusvii (01/11/2015) [-]
Serious? Holy shit.
#8 - thefates (01/05/2015) [-]
I never even tried.
#9 - ICI, ON PARLE FRANÇAIS!! -a québécois story. 01/05/2015 on Pls +30
#5 - You made me think about how I talk. Great. Now I won't be able… 12/18/2014 on A Public Service... 0
#4 - I'm white, but I woke up two days ago. **** insomnia. 12/11/2014 on The Day After Finals 0
#23 - And then we shall gang bang the sun with jolly cooperation! 12/10/2014 on praise it +2
#57 - You want art? you want some goddamn ART?? Opera is … 12/07/2014 on Based Mom being Based +1
#11 - Statist is the opposite of anarchist. So, pretty deep…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Feminists are smrt +23
User avatar #150 - glorinar (12/04/2014) [-]
Do they not understand that rape and other mistreatment of women would be rampant in a true anarchy?
#12 - dashgamer (12/03/2014) [-]
Of course these people would think anarchy is a good thing.
#125 - innocentbabies (12/04/2014) [-]
Statism is generally used to mean extreme government control, eg: any "communist" government. It is just as bad as anarchy.
Nolan chart, for your benefit. high scores indicate less government control, eg: extreme liberals want no government control in personal issues but full government control of the economy
#147 - dashgamer (12/04/2014) [-]
But... But communism, fascism, these are all enforced with violence from the government to its people. How can nonviolent protests possibly considered to enable those horrible, murderous forms of government? This lady is so goddamn stupid.
User avatar #38 - douthit (12/04/2014) [-]
> feminist who wants more laws favoring women
> anarchist

> pick one
User avatar #111 - wallbuilder (12/04/2014) [-]
>Implying these people have any logical or sane consistency whatsoever

They want warm water with their cool beverage. They just don't give a fuck.
#98 - Rascal (12/04/2014) [-]
Politically anarchism is leaderless, not lawless.
But it's supposed to also be completely egalitarian.

So I'm not sure if you're uneducated on the subject or if you're being clever.
#15 - Dark Souls: kill or be killed, usually the latter. 12/02/2014 on Words to Play by 0
#7 - I thought that was Piratepool.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Deadpool Pulp p4 (Final) 0
User avatar #13 - rustyspunktube (11/25/2014) [-]
wait wasn't piratepool just headpool?
#6 - No matter what, I can't really dislike the red lanterns. I don…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty,... 0
#12 - lordsnow (11/25/2014) [-]
I've been reading their New 52 series (I'm not terribly far in, about where Relic comes in) and I like the idea but they seem to let alot of plot threads just drop suddenly and not totally resolve others, is this an issue with the New 52 or what?
#29 - Rascal (11/25/2014) [-]
Its an issue mostly with the red lanterns being a side story to the green lanterns so some threads are resolved in the green lantern issues this is normally noted in the margin referance.
#35 - lordsnow (11/25/2014) [-]
Ahh ok. What are the best titles in the New 52 then? I liked brightest day/blackest night but other than that haven't found much recent DC stuff I liked too much. Don't get me wrong I'll read whatever I can get it just seems like Marvel has the upper hand big time.
#60 - Sacrifice (11/25/2014) [-]
I've collected various titles since the New 52 launched, and initially Suicide Squad was the best. i'd recommend them, until roughly when Basilisc comes in. That's when it dropped in quality and kept having storylines which built up and went nowhere. Red Lanterns was amazing until they seemed to just be doing it to keep it going. Fuck Bleez, and fuck Rankorr (or whatever his name was). I started to dislike it more and more after the human became a main focus. I've never read Wonder Woman, but it's gotten damn good feedback from all over, so that might be worth a look into. Green Arrow is pretty sweet, as per, and Green Lantern was pretty consistant too. One thing about GL, is there's a story arc which ends, and then the main writers leaves - and this is pretty much seen as a perfect ending. All the people I know chose to stop reading there. Reviews have dropped in score since then.
Swamp Thing and Animal Man are both highly acclaimed, though they weren't my cup of tea

TL;DR - Green Lantern, Green Arrow and Wonderwoman are all well recommended. Suicide Squad's high quality ended quite soon but didn't stop me collecting and hoping, dammit! .
There you go. probably WAY more text than you wanted, but I tried to be as thorough with WHY I recommended stuff as I could. (: Gif unrelated, I have a disturbing lack of any comic reactions.
#79 - lordsnow (11/26/2014) [-]
Nah man, thanks.
#38 - hirollin (11/25/2014) [-]
Superman is inconsistent throughout the new 52 that i'v read. i'd read Justice League of America, Justice League, Justice League Dark if you like supernatural stuff. Personally, I think Super Girl has been the best out of everything in the new 52 i've read.

Also Forever Evil.
#11 - Comment deleted 11/24/2014 on Freedom of speech,... 0
#8 - I prefer Beethoven.  [+] (10 new replies) 11/24/2014 on I can taste the sarcasm +150
#47 - Rascal (11/25/2014) [-]
Thinking about this kinda makes me want to try sex with my gf while listening to Beethoven.
User avatar #42 - mrsixinch (11/25/2014) [-]
Jesus fuck, that movie was awesome, and ridiculously faithful too.
#41 - herbiemorrison (11/25/2014) [-]
Bit of the old Ludwig Van.. Beethoven, that is.
#30 - suchtino (11/24/2014) [-]
best movie eva
#29 - namefailure (11/24/2014) [-]
Best film
User avatar #28 - nefarian (11/24/2014) [-]
And milk.
#24 - Rascal (11/24/2014) [-]
Gene Kelly, you fuckwit.
User avatar #22 - justafungi (11/24/2014) [-]
A little bit of the in out in out
User avatar #19 - themassivefail (11/24/2014) [-]
And singing in the rain.
User avatar #9 - manicekman (11/24/2014) [-]
Watched the movie during last night. Was fun.
#6 - waaaay back, when they first introduced Sanji, they changed hi… 11/23/2014 on 4Kids 0
#24 - How many potatoes does it take to kill and irishman? … 11/23/2014 on Classic Irishman's dilemma 0
#35 - My handwriting says that I got a calligraphy starter kit at a … 11/22/2014 on Poop hands 0

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#1 - isolovegames (03/26/2015) [-]
May Luck and Protection ever be in your favor, Zekaizer.
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