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zekaizer

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Date Signed Up:1/07/2013
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#5 - Picture 03/29/2015 on GTA 5 on PC +3
#53 - This is why I don't go on boats without dramamine. O…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Lagency 0
User avatar #54 - deadmice (03/27/2015) [-]
I'm perfectly fine on boats, trains, and planes.

But sit me in a car or a bus for 20 minutes and I'll paint the pavement.
#51 - I can't handle incredibly high framerates. i just start to get…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Lagency 0
User avatar #58 - theacespecialist (03/27/2015) [-]
No, its perfectly normal. If you spend enough time looking at it, you will get used to it. And life does not have infinite fps, it has w/e fps your eyes work at, to the guy below me. Looking at extremely high fps videos can make you motion sick though because the movement is very foreign.
User avatar #71 - thenewgizmobox (03/27/2015) [-]
you're right in all aspects but one, you don't see in fps, your real eyes see things in a completely different way.
User avatar #76 - theacespecialist (03/27/2015) [-]
Of course they do, but your brain only processes well up to a certain measure, after which it has to fill in the spaces itself.
#52 - deadmice (03/27/2015) [-]
Real life happens at infinite fps. sorry you feel sick all the time.

It's a case of terminal peasantry.
#53 - zekaizer (03/27/2015) [-]
This is why I don't go on boats without dramamine.

Oh, God, the horrors...
User avatar #54 - deadmice (03/27/2015) [-]
I'm perfectly fine on boats, trains, and planes.

But sit me in a car or a bus for 20 minutes and I'll paint the pavement.
#5 - My childhood is calling back to me...  [+] (9 new replies) 03/27/2015 on just some axes +24
#65 - marcsman (03/27/2015) [-]
Random here, I've read my side of the mountain and hatchet. Hatchet was crazy.
User avatar #7 - belphegore (03/27/2015) [-]
Did you ever read the second one? Oooh, and did you read My Side Of the Mountain.
#90 - hillbillypowpow (03/27/2015) [-]
I read both and My Side is way better. Just a kid and his motherfucking pet falcon living in a big ass tree.
#8 - wyce (03/27/2015) [-]
I've read Brians Winter, Brians Return, and The River. Hatchet is still my favorite. Never heard of My Side of the Mountain.
#54 - budokai (03/27/2015) [-]
WTF is Brians winter? It went Hatchet - Hatchet: Winter and Hatchet: The Return
User avatar #126 - tiles (03/27/2015) [-]
Brian's Winter is a non-canon sequel detailing what would've happened if Brian wasn't rescued by that pilot in the first book
At least I'm fairly sure that's how it was. I dunno I haven't read the book in years
#146 - budokai (03/28/2015) [-]
Yeah i guessed they were the same books, just strange that the titles would be different.. Our series ever had Brian in the title, just Hatchet, then Hatchet: Winter, and Hatchet: The Return.
User avatar #22 - loganmadder (03/27/2015) [-]
There's more after Brian's Winter?
Aw shit, here we go again

Still fuck that moose
User avatar #10 - belphegore (03/27/2015) [-]
Oh man, if you like Hatchet, you will love My side of the mountain. I highly recommend it.
#12 - Picture 03/26/2015 on I hate that show so much 0
#3 - SAID THE GUY WHO CROWNED HIMSELF EMPEROR OF FRANCE.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Daily reminder 0
#5 - izaya (03/26/2015) [-]
And he did a damn fine job emperoring!
User avatar #4 - schnizel (03/26/2015) [-]
Emprah*
#3 - As opposed to a hellfire wall. 03/26/2015 on the holy firewall 0
#6 - Kudos to the contestant. I'm a musician classical voice …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Random Internet Comp +46
User avatar #59 - seferofe (03/25/2015) [-]
Isn't the judge's suit a leather one as well? Also he was wearing a black shirt and no tie compared to the contestant.
User avatar #67 - compared (03/25/2015) [-]
Thanks for the mention, hope you have a great day!
User avatar #20 - ryalag (03/25/2015) [-]
The guy who they were assholes too also cries on a regular basis on the show so the fact that he didn't was really nice. Not that i watch the Xfactor or anything
#17 - Picture 03/25/2015 on legbeards 0
#9 - Picture 03/21/2015 on Leaf +15
#16 - I....uh...what...? is that canon?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on Civ V Diplomatic Victory +2
User avatar #17 - guardianatreyu (03/20/2015) [-]
Shhhhhhh, don't question it.

only in my fan-fiction
#14 - I look at the thumbnail, and all I see are Doom boobs. …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Civ V Diplomatic Victory +8
#15 - guardianatreyu (03/20/2015) [-]
Doobs, you say?
#16 - zekaizer (03/20/2015) [-]
I....uh...what...?

is that canon?
User avatar #17 - guardianatreyu (03/20/2015) [-]
Shhhhhhh, don't question it.

only in my fan-fiction
#8 - AND??? 03/20/2015 on How times change... 0
#9 - Find a therapist. I don't mean this as an insult. Yo… 03/19/2015 on 4chan could not help me 0
#6 - *adderal And it's just amphetamines. Useful, but not … 03/19/2015 on Aderol 0
#4 - Comment deleted 03/18/2015 on Bloodborne gif dump get HYPE 0
#5 - "Um, excuse me, there is no money." FOR … 03/18/2015 on True Story +5
#8 - AND HE WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN. 03/18/2015 on Claustrophobia Warning 0
#540 - I wish I could praise the sun for the first time again. 03/18/2015 on Skyrim 0
#15 - Whoops. That didn't come out quite how I meant it. Wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on It's just foreplay until... 0
User avatar #16 - OtisMcWonderful (03/18/2015) [-]
OHHH. Yeah. I didn't even notice that.
#13 - As a musician, this hurts to look at. that's not how…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2015 on It's just foreplay until... 0
User avatar #14 - OtisMcWonderful (03/18/2015) [-]
Db is perfectly acceptable. You can tell what it means right away, regardless of the fact that it isn't ♭.
#15 - zekaizer (03/18/2015) [-]
Whoops. That didn't come out quite how I meant it.

What I tried to say was the key of Db (major or minor) is not a single flat on D.
User avatar #16 - OtisMcWonderful (03/18/2015) [-]
OHHH. Yeah. I didn't even notice that.
#5 - I loved Ace Combat 4 (the one with the meteors, right?), but f… 03/16/2015 on Ace Combat comp 0
#5 - Dead Sirius. 03/16/2015 on I'm sirius tho. 0
#3 - And at 40 seconds, surprise! Blond John Barrowman! 03/14/2015 on Hitler was a fabulous man 0
#4 - Cat? Please, we all know it's an ewok. 03/12/2015 on (untitled) 0

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#1 - isolovegames ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
May Luck and Protection ever be in your favor, Zekaizer.
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