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#26 - chronic masturbation  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on No homo +5
User avatar #45 - revansfirst (12/20/2014) [-]
wait..that can mess you up in that manor????
#116580 - check the thread bro, a little knowledge you could use 12/19/2014 on Social Board +1
#116579 - Lol I see I see. Since I won't have anyone helping me out, whe…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #116582 - gmarrox (12/20/2014) [-]
A good rule of thumb is to not sell a penny stock unless/until it's value at least doubles. Triples, if you're looking for more substantial gains. The nice thing about penny stocks is once you buy them, they're very low maintenance and you can basically forget about them. You just need to check in on them now and then. I've started trading more pricey stocks like shares of Amazon and stuff like that, but penny stocks dealing with gold or clothing are usually pretty safe bets.
#116576 - dont sell? I thought the whole point was to sell once they got…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #116577 - gmarrox (12/19/2014) [-]
If it gets to a higher price it stops being a pennystock. I said never sell pennystocks. See what I'm getting at?
User avatar #116579 - zehutit (12/19/2014) [-]
Lol I see I see. Since I won't have anyone helping me out, when do you suggest would be the best time to sell (penny). And what exactly is it that you trade mostly?
User avatar #116582 - gmarrox (12/20/2014) [-]
A good rule of thumb is to not sell a penny stock unless/until it's value at least doubles. Triples, if you're looking for more substantial gains. The nice thing about penny stocks is once you buy them, they're very low maintenance and you can basically forget about them. You just need to check in on them now and then. I've started trading more pricey stocks like shares of Amazon and stuff like that, but penny stocks dealing with gold or clothing are usually pretty safe bets.
User avatar #116578 - gmarrox (12/19/2014) [-]
BUT a small gain of a few cents is definitely not worth selling a stock over.
#116573 - Im probably gonna try some sims as you said.. after I get the …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #116575 - gmarrox (12/19/2014) [-]
well, if you do your trading through a site like eTrade, most likely all you're gonna have to do is find the stock you want to buy by searching their database (or browse the pennystocks, I'm sure that's an option). I've never used eTrade, but to my understanding, you can buy and add stocks to your portfolio right from the site. then it's a matter of knowing when to sell your stock. Pro-tip: don't sell pennystocks. Either they take off and you make a lot more than you paid, or they shit out and you lose a few cents.
User avatar #116576 - zehutit (12/19/2014) [-]
dont sell? I thought the whole point was to sell once they got to a higher price. How exactly will I gain money if I dont sell them (penny)
User avatar #116577 - gmarrox (12/19/2014) [-]
If it gets to a higher price it stops being a pennystock. I said never sell pennystocks. See what I'm getting at?
User avatar #116579 - zehutit (12/19/2014) [-]
Lol I see I see. Since I won't have anyone helping me out, when do you suggest would be the best time to sell (penny). And what exactly is it that you trade mostly?
User avatar #116582 - gmarrox (12/20/2014) [-]
A good rule of thumb is to not sell a penny stock unless/until it's value at least doubles. Triples, if you're looking for more substantial gains. The nice thing about penny stocks is once you buy them, they're very low maintenance and you can basically forget about them. You just need to check in on them now and then. I've started trading more pricey stocks like shares of Amazon and stuff like that, but penny stocks dealing with gold or clothing are usually pretty safe bets.
User avatar #116578 - gmarrox (12/19/2014) [-]
BUT a small gain of a few cents is definitely not worth selling a stock over.
#116570 - Perfect, I just wanna know how you got into it and the "w…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #116571 - gmarrox (12/19/2014) [-]
find out if your bank or employer offers trading options and set up a portfolio. I wouldn't tell you penny stocks are dumb because they aren't. You should always have a net of "safe" stocks. There are sites which allow you to do virtual stock trading until you get the hang of it.
User avatar #116573 - zehutit (12/19/2014) [-]
Im probably gonna try some sims as you said.. after I get the hang of it, how exactly do I start trding? Remember I know nothing, i saw somewhere you can use Etrades for stocks, if so, do I have to go to different sites to find stocks? should I read the newspaper every day with the hopes of finding something and call the broker?
User avatar #116575 - gmarrox (12/19/2014) [-]
well, if you do your trading through a site like eTrade, most likely all you're gonna have to do is find the stock you want to buy by searching their database (or browse the pennystocks, I'm sure that's an option). I've never used eTrade, but to my understanding, you can buy and add stocks to your portfolio right from the site. then it's a matter of knowing when to sell your stock. Pro-tip: don't sell pennystocks. Either they take off and you make a lot more than you paid, or they shit out and you lose a few cents.
User avatar #116576 - zehutit (12/19/2014) [-]
dont sell? I thought the whole point was to sell once they got to a higher price. How exactly will I gain money if I dont sell them (penny)
User avatar #116577 - gmarrox (12/19/2014) [-]
If it gets to a higher price it stops being a pennystock. I said never sell pennystocks. See what I'm getting at?
User avatar #116579 - zehutit (12/19/2014) [-]
Lol I see I see. Since I won't have anyone helping me out, when do you suggest would be the best time to sell (penny). And what exactly is it that you trade mostly?
User avatar #116582 - gmarrox (12/20/2014) [-]
A good rule of thumb is to not sell a penny stock unless/until it's value at least doubles. Triples, if you're looking for more substantial gains. The nice thing about penny stocks is once you buy them, they're very low maintenance and you can basically forget about them. You just need to check in on them now and then. I've started trading more pricey stocks like shares of Amazon and stuff like that, but penny stocks dealing with gold or clothing are usually pretty safe bets.
User avatar #116578 - gmarrox (12/19/2014) [-]
BUT a small gain of a few cents is definitely not worth selling a stock over.
#167472 - And personally I would suggest taking the whole pill, I've bee… 12/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#167470 - Thats neat, maybe you can help me out too.. Recently ive been … 12/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#167467 - Anything weird you experience will obviously be attributed to … 12/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#167466 - Yeah but nothing serious; loss of appetite, dry mouth.. you wo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #167468 - dudeheit (12/18/2014) [-]
Ok so I should be doing fine I think, also im just taking half a pill.
Im studying apllied bio. and today in neuro we talked about receptors more in detail. One part was, why certain substances (like soratin or glutamatic) have to be removed from the synaptical cleft, and how this is done.
User avatar #167472 - zehutit (12/18/2014) [-]
And personally I would suggest taking the whole pill, I've been in situations where I say the same thing and do just that but later I feel like the effect is not up to its best potential and I decide to take the whole thing anyway. If youre anything like me this might happen to you but the problem with amphetamines many times after you take a second dosage it only prolongs the effects instead of increasing them. I say go for it and take the whole thing
User avatar #167470 - zehutit (12/18/2014) [-]
Thats neat, maybe you can help me out too.. Recently ive been reading up on different habbits and conditions (procrastination, impulsivity, depression, addiction and addictive peronalities, etc) and one thing in common between all of them is the influence of dopamine regarding to how humans decide to act and make decisions based off of their reward and how theyll feel about it (dopamine release), for example; procrastinators tend to procratinate because they choose to do what will make them feel immediately good and teenagers are just the same, they tend to not think about things thoroughly because they prefer the reward (I can explain this deeper but it'll be too long). I'm starting to believe that our lives are run by dopamine (i.e we make our choices because they make us feel good) and pretty soon I will have to write a research paper on any topic and I'm thinking of making this my thesis. What's your opinion on the subject i just presented? I see you're studying biology and you could give me that scientific aspect, personally I don't stody psychology but most of what i've read has been more to that feild.

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#30 - NataliePsycho (06/03/2013) [-]
JESUS, how many .gifs of Adam West Batman can one man have?!   
   
Letting you know it made me laugh and your thread's going into my favourites. I'd comment there but it'd just ruin the glory of the thread.   
Thank you c:
JESUS, how many .gifs of Adam West Batman can one man have?!

Letting you know it made me laugh and your thread's going into my favourites. I'd comment there but it'd just ruin the glory of the thread.
Thank you c:
#31 to #30 - zehutit (06/04/2013) [-]
Hahaha you dont even wanna know (trust me)   
   
 I know youve been told this time and time before but i really hope we get to see more of you before you dissapear, I wish you the best of luck Queen of Funnyjunk. (nice gif btw)   
   
One last one for the road   
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Hahaha you dont even wanna know (trust me)

I know youve been told this time and time before but i really hope we get to see more of you before you dissapear, I wish you the best of luck Queen of Funnyjunk. (nice gif btw)

One last one for the road
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#27 - jeudyfeo (07/31/2012) [-]
Read everything to see if its in order also sorry about the puerto rico thing i was finished before u said that and the date says they found the UFO yesterday and the news story today, see if everything is right and notice the publisher name
User avatar #28 to #27 - jeudyfeo (07/31/2012) [-]
http://www.cnn dot com/2012/07/18/travel/airline-food-screening-expert/index.html?iref=storysearch this is where i changed the HTML
User avatar #29 to #28 - jeudyfeo (07/31/2012) [-]
i gtg to sleep so yeah peace out message me tomorrow maybe
User avatar #26 - jeudyfeo (07/31/2012) [-]
Why the request ( i accepted)
User avatar #25 - DoctorDinosaur (07/23/2012) [-]
Have a nice day man!
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#23 - Protomix (07/22/2012) [-]
have a very nice day
#22 - anonymous (07/22/2012) [-]
ME. YOU. SEXY TIME. NOW!
#21 - capinsquiggles (07/22/2012) [-]
Have a nice day sir
Have a nice day sir
User avatar #19 - mcliiimon (07/22/2012) [-]
have a nice day.
#18 - anonymous (07/22/2012) [-]
Have a most fantastical, wonderful, glorious da- why are there naked ponies on your profile? -_-
User avatar #17 - ilovehitler (07/22/2012) [-]
Have a good day, you sexy beast.
#16 - absolyst (07/22/2012) [-]
A glorious day to you, sir.
A glorious day to you, sir.
#15 - tomorrowsnightmare (07/22/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #13 - unclegloops (07/21/2012) [-]
Well played good sir. That was a good spidey thread
#14 to #13 - zehutit (07/21/2012) [-]
sorry I stopped without leaving something like this<< had to leave. But that was truly the favorite spidey thread ive been in
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