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#13 - Will someone please please make another fact comp of the Fillo…  [+] (18 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Jackie Chan Facts +13
User avatar #88 - punisherswar (06/26/2015) [-]
He's Captain Canada in his spare time
He cries more about Firefly being canceled more then the creator, NO ONE MAKES FILLION CRY!
He's in Halo 3, Halo 3 ODST, Halo Reach, Halo 5, Destiny & Firefly online.

He badly wanted to play Nathan Drake
User avatar #104 - rejakted (06/26/2015) [-]
>He's in Halo 3, Halo 3 ODST, Halo Reach, Halo 5, Destiny & Firefly online.
What is this Firefly online you speak of?
And what's he in Destiny?
User avatar #108 - punisherswar (06/27/2015) [-]
They made an MMO out of Firefly with the actual cast

and in Destiny he's the Hunter Class Trainer
User avatar #109 - rejakted (06/27/2015) [-]
Wow. Time to play these the.
User avatar #110 - punisherswar (06/27/2015) [-]
I still play Destiny on PS4 but haven't seen much of the Firefly MMO
User avatar #111 - rejakted (06/27/2015) [-]
Well, now that I think about it, I can't actually play Destiny because I can't afford it.
Will just gonna have to wait for FFO then. It's slated for a Spring release this year. Hope it's f2p or else I can't play that either.
Forgot to say this earlier: thanks for the info!
User avatar #112 - punisherswar (06/28/2015) [-]
Vanilla Destiny should be dropping in price since a complete collection is coming in September.

and I hope so on FFO being F2P since its hard for paid mmos to last these days
User avatar #113 - rejakted (06/28/2015) [-]
Even then I won't be able to get it. Too broke and too young (country issue) to get a job.

Aye. It would be bad to see FFO die a quick death just like it's base material.
User avatar #114 - punisherswar (06/28/2015) [-]
It might last thanks to the fans. Also if it has Micro-transactions then it will do just fine
User avatar #115 - rejakted (06/28/2015) [-]
I just hope the devs and pubs are smart enough to handle the micro-transactions properly.
They just released an app-thing on Steam which gives a bonus of sorts without affecting the main game. It's sort of OK in my books but quite a number of people don't like it and a lot more are wrapped up in confusion thinking that app is the actual game.
User avatar #116 - punisherswar (06/28/2015) [-]
Mostly it might just be the only things I see that are pricey for F2P games are founders packs which will be exclusive content and sold for a limited time

Worst APP game was the Star Trek Pixels game that pretty much forced you into microtranactions
User avatar #117 - rejakted (06/28/2015) [-]
Urgh! Don't mention that abomination. I already disliked the series. That app just made things worse.
User avatar #118 - punisherswar (06/28/2015) [-]
I learned of it from an Angry Joe review of it. It was painful that they got away with it.

I have hopes for Firefly online since it was able to get the cast for it so its gotta be in good hands
User avatar #119 - rejakted (06/28/2015) [-]
Too painful.

Yeah. Especially Fillion. He really cared for the show so I'm quite sure he won't let the producers (or any other higher-ups) fuck it up.
User avatar #120 - punisherswar (06/28/2015) [-]
Its nice when actors care for their work. Vin Disel owns the rights to Riddick

I wish Nathan can do the same
User avatar #121 - rejakted (06/28/2015) [-]
Huh? I didn't know that. Then it would mean he tried to start up the recent movie. My respect has increased for him.

He probably will. I heard he cried when Firefly was axed.
User avatar #122 - punisherswar (06/28/2015) [-]
His show Castle references Firefly a lot in the early seasons
User avatar #123 - rejakted (06/28/2015) [-]
I was gonna mention but I reckoned you might already know that. Hehe.
Yeah, we'll see how it goes when the game releases.
#659 - Christ I'm already sweating nopes. I hear retail is going up i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2015 on Fallout news everyone! +5
#661 - bahtzee (06/04/2015) [-]
Those god damn things...
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#2 - I forgot to give you this  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2013 on Impress me, I dear you 0
User avatar #3 - thisxshitxisxhard (09/16/2013) [-]
too lazy for paint but i would name it the u.s.s fuck your shit
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