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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/17/2011
Last Login:7/21/2016
Location:Wherever I may roam
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5815
Comment Ranking:#1456
Highest Content Rank:#908
Highest Comment Rank:#682
Content Thumbs: 3084 total,  3481 ,  397
Comment Thumbs: 18435 total,  19796 ,  1361
Content Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 125 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 26.8% (268/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:172171
Times Content Favorited:276 times
Total Comments Made:4180
FJ Points:15561

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latest user's comments

#21 - OMG MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MOOOOOOOOOOOO…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2016 on I'm trying okay? +34
#141 - anon (07/19/2016) [-]
Proof, that a strong government is necessary!
#139 - you're already chokin andtokin on plenty of cock 07/18/2016 on Colored Text +22
#16 - Not naked enough wink wink nudge nudge  [+] (12 new replies) 07/18/2016 on I'm trying okay? +19
#19 - inyourfacecake (07/18/2016) [-]
#121 - tittylovin (07/19/2016) [-]
#65 - muffincannibal (07/19/2016) [-]
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#27 - silversspoon (07/18/2016) [-]
It looks like the love child of an old grandma and myopicprophet
#26 - chichaaron (07/18/2016) [-]
I'M TELLING ADMIN
#23 - erenated (07/18/2016) [-]
They look like eyes
#90 - anon (07/19/2016) [-]
The Hills have eyes
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#24 - inyourfacecake (07/18/2016) [-]
If you wanna look at them, they are gonna look back!
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#104 - herecomesmaverick (07/19/2016) [-]
Talk about staring into the abyss.
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#21 - zaywoot (07/18/2016) [-]
OMG



MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
#141 - anon (07/19/2016) [-]
Proof, that a strong government is necessary!
#17 - chichaaron (07/18/2016) [-]
#15 - I believe the proper term is wrestler's with Downs 07/17/2016 on "Fashion Was A Mistake" +3
#124 - "For how many years and how many muslim countries you att… 07/16/2016 on [News] Attack in France... +2
#113 - We probably would if there had been countless terrorist attack…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2016 on France +1
#121 - rhaswar (07/16/2016) [-]
totally agree on Islam needing a reform, no doubt. Their teachings are obsolete as fcuk
#4 - Sarah Silverman is the kinda chick you wanna see naked untill …  [+] (16 new replies) 07/13/2016 on Emsucari Myitirdoft +212
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#37 - donatelo (07/13/2016) [-]
dayum i just saw the naked picture they linked and this is too accurate.
#15 - drewjitsu (07/13/2016) [-]
I've never been struck with the desire to see her naked.
#41 - drewjitsu (07/13/2016) [-]
Dude, i'm not clicking that.
#30 - gideonmcallistar (07/13/2016) [-]
I thought since I saw her on Star Trek Voyager that she had bigger tits. Saw this about a year ago and was somewhat disappointed. Then she opened her mouth and spewed SJW garbage and then I completely lost my boner.
#28 - boarderlinegreat (07/13/2016) [-]
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**boarderlinegreat rolled image**ugh
#35 - justaperson (07/13/2016) [-]
#27 - europe (07/13/2016) [-]
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#26 - fiveblackmen (07/13/2016) [-]
Considering she was 43 or 44 at the time, she still doesn't look bad. I think people are more shocked because she still has the face of a 25 year old but is now 45. Hell, I'd still fuck her and leave before I had to listen to her obnoxiously bad comedy.
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#31 - captann (07/13/2016) [-]
She's over 40? shit she does looks pretty damn good then
I'd give her a throw
Some people just have the type of face that makes you forget they age like everyone else
#24 - mrsexmuffins (07/13/2016) [-]
**mrsexmuffins used "*roll picture*"**
**mrsexmuffins rolled image** That hurt
#22 - spookyexplain (07/13/2016) [-]
oh....
#20 - christhulu (07/13/2016) [-]
that actually isn't too surprising
#19 - maxmanharpooner (07/13/2016) [-]
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#14 - thecrash (07/13/2016) [-]
Call those ones bronze trophy wives.
#13 - anon (07/13/2016) [-]
That is very true.
#6 - When I did basic in the army there were a couple of girls in m…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2016 on Korean soldiers see a girl... +21
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#7 - mcstorms (07/13/2016) [-]
Its also a different culture over there. Usually most people fawn over groups like prettens to one direction.
#11 - Its kinda funny - in Denmark we have the danish people's party…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2016 on Last hope of Sweden +9
#24 - anon (07/11/2016) [-]
Ive heard the swedish one is more extreme, but i dont know.
#15 - you ****** up the cute part 07/11/2016 on Because nature knows the best +16