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Date Signed Up:11/17/2011
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#35 - Who's the dude with the hair? 11 hours ago on aux cord 0
#10 - I think hands being laid on him is what he is trying to avoid 20 hours ago on Fa/tg/uy stays in character +35
#62 - That is true, and alright as long as all partners are aware an…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2016 on Black tweets 4 +24
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#81 - rockamekishiko (08/23/2016) [-]
that's still disgusting
#43 - wouldnt it become a black hole, or would it not be dense enoug…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2016 on Papercut +1
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#111 - wlflvr (08/22/2016) [-]
It's not a matter of density, it's a matter of mass.

A little background here: So, stars form black holes near the ends of their lives, after they have used all the lighter elements in their cores to fusion and are left with Iron. The iron collects in the core until it passes a certain threshold, where the outward pressure of the interal fusion of the star becomes less than the force of gravity trying to push the star together. If the star is less than 15-20 times the mass of our sun, it will become a white dwarf or, occasionaly, a neutron star. Those above that limit (the Tolman-Oppenheimer Value) will become black holes.

So, yes, in theory, if you had a big enough sheet of paper (with a total mass of a 15-20 times the mass of our sun) and a big enough object to fold it, you could, eventually, create a black hole.

However, after a certain folding point, it would clear Hydrostatic Equilibruim and form into a sphere, and releasing a ton of energy. The core would heat up under the pressure until it started undergoing nuclear fusion.

Then (assuming we're working with a starting sheet of paper that was 20 times the mass of our sun), you would only have to wait some 11-32 million years for the star to burn out all of its lighter elements and eventually, yes, it would become a black hole.


(OF NOTE: I didn't involve the fact that paper is mostly carbon, and would effect the life of the resulting star because of the lack of hydrogen and helium)
#73 - Thats why I said most danes 08/22/2016 on Rekt +1
#48 - Most danes aren't religious, the ones who are members of the p…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/22/2016 on Rekt +14
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#53 - therealscrap (08/22/2016) [-]
You forgot about all the muslims we have now
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#74 - trollmobile (08/22/2016) [-]
denmark has a 3.7% muslim population.
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#81 - enlightednatzie (08/22/2016) [-]
*50%
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#83 - trollmobile (08/22/2016) [-]
you're thinking of your home country, sweden.
#84 - enlightednatzie (08/22/2016) [-]
Did a swede put a bullet in your friends brain or why are you so mad at storebror?

And i unironically hope that someone will beat breiviks high score, not because i hate muslims or anything but the fact that dead noreigan children pleases me.

A good norweigan is a dead norweigan. HELL SEGER!!
#153 - ultronyourgod (08/23/2016) [-]
Here's how it's gonna go kid.

I block you right now, you'll smash your room after you get butthurt of being banned.

K, thanks bye.
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#119 - itsthethai (08/22/2016) [-]
Man, I wish your family knew of your pathetic hobby. Your mother probably would've wished she aborted you instead of neglecting you your entire life.
Yes, I responded to you and you got the attention you crave so deeply
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#124 - enlightednatzie (08/22/2016) [-]
triggered norweigan found
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#126 - itsthethai (08/22/2016) [-]
Correct.
How does it feel to be the scum of the earth though? So desperate for attention it's actually scary.

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#145 - enlightednatzie (08/22/2016) [-]
Breivik is the best thing that have ever happened to norgay.
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#146 - itsthethai (08/22/2016) [-]
The only thing he accomplished was bringing sympathy-votes to the party he despised though.
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#86 - trollmobile (08/22/2016) [-]
you're terrible at this, you should try not trying so hard.
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#87 - enlightednatzie (08/22/2016) [-]
www.bestgore.com/murder/video-dead-bodies-utoya-island-filmed-massacre/

Sieg heil my white aryan brother. Im just here to remind you that yu treat this man better than your old folks.
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#73 - zaywoot (08/22/2016) [-]
Thats why I said most danes
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#103 - I don't see how they are trying anything except getting worse 08/21/2016 on A valid solution +1
#29 - Nah, Turkey is ******, we need to go over and make Istanbul Co…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2016 on A valid solution +24
#102 - thepizzadevourer (08/21/2016) [-]
I dunno, at least it seems like Turkey is trying on some levels. Maybe they are too far gone, but maybe if they get better other Islamic countries will realize what absolute tyranny Islamic law creates and follow in their footsteps. Because if they don't figure that out on their own, nuking them or an all-out war really are the only two remaining solutions, and I don't see those happening any time soon.
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#108 - strobler (08/21/2016) [-]
Turkey is loosing its secularism because of Eldroan's conservatism.
All these years that it took for the army to create liberalism is now crumbling away.

Let me sadly correct you: "I dunno, at least it seems like Turkey was* trying on some levels, but is now crashing..."
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#103 - zaywoot (08/21/2016) [-]
I don't see how they are trying anything except getting worse
#184 - **** YEA DENMARK 08/20/2016 on MURICA, FUCK YEAH +6
#66 - Yea but it's in the butt so it'll still work with a boy 08/20/2016 on dragon porn. always relevant +54