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#152 - australia not really mentioned, swell with confusion 5 hours ago on scams to watch out for +1
#258 - don't worry big brother admin , i still love you 5 hours ago on admin ends his life 0
#51 - but then he will not be made, thus creating a paradox  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on (untitled) 0
#72 - jwfivehundred (19 hours ago) [-]
Fine new plan. Someone kick Jaiden in the nuts hard enough so he can't have children.
#74 - captainprincess (19 hours ago) [-]
How kind of you to volunteer. Have at it man
#75 - jwfivehundred (19 hours ago) [-]
Touche
#48 - why don't we just go stab Jaiden now and not create a paradox?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2014 on (untitled) +1
#49 - jwfivehundred (07/22/2014) [-]
What if the kick in the nuts created Jaiden... EVERYONE THE KICK IS OFF DO NOT GO BACK AND KICK WILL SMITH IN THE NUTS
User avatar #51 - zaxzwim (07/22/2014) [-]
but then he will not be made, thus creating a paradox
#72 - jwfivehundred (19 hours ago) [-]
Fine new plan. Someone kick Jaiden in the nuts hard enough so he can't have children.
#74 - captainprincess (19 hours ago) [-]
How kind of you to volunteer. Have at it man
#75 - jwfivehundred (19 hours ago) [-]
Touche
#45 - the soul cube was so fucking cool 07/22/2014 on Weeeeeee +1
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#15 - lok at the post, now on the website for the shirts your commen… 07/22/2014 on 4chan designs some shirts 0
#75 - yeah 07/21/2014 on lance got his balls back 0
#19 - well he did make the jump he just fell off  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on lance got his balls back +1
#27 - Brezi (07/21/2014) [-]
Ow i see. He just didn't make the landing ...
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yeah
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User avatar #118 to #117 - zaxzwim (06/21/2014) [-]
yay!
User avatar #71 - minionofdolan (12/28/2013) [-]
Thats some nice weather you got there son...also thanks for the thumbs.
User avatar #92 to #71 - zaxzwim (12/29/2013) [-]
we reached the reply thing on the chain but yes i am a nice person
User avatar #93 to #92 - minionofdolan (12/29/2013) [-]
You seem it... so what kinda music you into?
User avatar #94 to #93 - zaxzwim (12/29/2013) [-]
i just listen to anything i come across really, no sort of preference, you?
User avatar #95 to #94 - minionofdolan (12/29/2013) [-]
Black metal, Doom Metal, Some techno, mostly atmospheric music.
User avatar #96 to #95 - zaxzwim (12/29/2013) [-]
i am not familiar with the term "atmospheric music"
User avatar #97 to #96 - minionofdolan (12/29/2013) [-]
ambient music...music that fills a room and grabs your soul or takes your mind else where.
User avatar #98 to #97 - zaxzwim (12/29/2013) [-]
ohh, i know what you mean now
User avatar #99 to #98 - minionofdolan (12/29/2013) [-]
Yup I like my music to make me feel something not like im listening to the radio and this song makes happy I mean music that guts you.
User avatar #100 to #99 - zaxzwim (12/29/2013) [-]
i know some really good songs that make me feel great and just better about myself but for the hell of it i can't remember what they are ever called
User avatar #101 to #100 - minionofdolan (12/29/2013) [-]
I listen to mostly doom metal but some black metal I enjoy the misnthropy to be honest not in a emo way I mean real depression and pain. There is sub genre called Depressive/Suicidal Black metal lol.
User avatar #102 to #101 - zaxzwim (12/29/2013) [-]
ok then! don't think i'll be listening to that but good to know none the less, i might tell my friend who is a big "metal head"
User avatar #103 to #102 - minionofdolan (12/29/2013) [-]
All depends on what kinda metal head he/she is some metal heads dont like black metal.
User avatar #72 to #71 - zaxzwim (12/28/2013) [-]
yeah it's pretty nice today and no problem
User avatar #73 to #72 - minionofdolan (12/28/2013) [-]
so whats new?
User avatar #74 to #73 - zaxzwim (12/28/2013) [-]
absolutely nothing at all but speaking about weather it's going to get hotter and hotter until around half way through February and we are going to get a shit load of storm
User avatar #75 to #74 - minionofdolan (12/28/2013) [-]
Sounds like fun...you have a good holiday?
User avatar #76 to #75 - zaxzwim (12/28/2013) [-]
i want to say yes
User avatar #77 to #76 - minionofdolan (12/28/2013) [-]
Well thats good hows the family?
User avatar #78 to #77 - zaxzwim (12/28/2013) [-]
their good, a lot of them are dead this year but the remaining are fine, hows yours?
User avatar #79 to #78 - minionofdolan (12/29/2013) [-]
Breathing still sadly
User avatar #80 to #79 - zaxzwim (12/29/2013) [-]
ha!
User avatar #81 to #80 - minionofdolan (12/29/2013) [-]
What? If you knew them you would understand.
User avatar #82 to #81 - zaxzwim (12/29/2013) [-]
ok then!
User avatar #83 to #82 - minionofdolan (12/29/2013) [-]
Not my fault im the black sheep. I diddnt choose to be. Inb4 fedora fag its because I dont like holidays.
User avatar #84 to #83 - zaxzwim (12/29/2013) [-]
the only holidays i like are birthdays, other than that i don't really see the point of most of them. but if i get free shit, i get free shit!
User avatar #85 to #84 - minionofdolan (12/29/2013) [-]
I just cant stand all the running around and all the bullshit every major holiday I get bitched at cause I dont celebrate it. Im non religious not atheist I just dont believe in anything closer to nihillism but still thats besides the point I just hate christmas most of all.
User avatar #86 to #85 - zaxzwim (12/29/2013) [-]
i don't do anything at all on christmas, i lay around for a week before hand doing work or something and i open presents, family opens their presents, we all get on our way. Mum usually makes a ham salad or something for lunch and we usually have prawns but we didn't have any this year
User avatar #87 to #86 - minionofdolan (12/29/2013) [-]
that sucks sorry....we had a gang of food and I met this 6/10 qt who wants to blow my shit other then that thats aboot it.
User avatar #88 to #87 - zaxzwim (12/29/2013) [-]
haha.. aboot....
User avatar #89 to #88 - minionofdolan (12/29/2013) [-]
sorry aboot that ment about
User avatar #90 to #89 - zaxzwim (12/29/2013) [-]
i could tell, would be a common mistake
User avatar #91 to #90 - minionofdolan (12/29/2013) [-]
I like you you seem like a nice person.
#68 - dafuqmang ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
I just looked and saw you have Saints Row IV. Is it any good?
User avatar #69 to #68 - zaxzwim (11/27/2013) [-]
i find it's quite fun but other people hate it
#70 to #69 - dafuqmang ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
I think it looks pretty sweet.
#42 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Hello there, now this is random beyond all sense that it can be.

But i saw your comment on www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4800818/My+Parents+Summed+Up/111#111

And it made me think, what programs did you give the guy? I could really need to get more tools on this bunker.
User avatar #104 to #42 - zaxzwim (04/15/2014) [-]
hey felix, how are you getting around these days?
#105 to #104 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Well bloody.

That was a long time.
User avatar #106 to #105 - zaxzwim (04/15/2014) [-]
well bloody?
#107 to #106 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
As in: holy hell that was long time.

A small power phrase almost.
User avatar #109 to #107 - zaxzwim (04/15/2014) [-]
and you never answered my question
User avatar #110 to #109 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Quite fine. been expanding my cooking lately.
User avatar #111 to #110 - zaxzwim (04/15/2014) [-]
neat, i got my wisdom teeth removed a week back if that counts
#112 to #111 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Fun that. Had 3 of mine removed some months back.   
   
Gif very very related.   
   
How do the hole feel?
Fun that. Had 3 of mine removed some months back.

Gif very very related.

How do the hole feel?
User avatar #114 to #112 - zaxzwim (04/15/2014) [-]
and all the holes are all stitched up so there's just pieces of string sticking out here and there, eating is a real bitch though
User avatar #113 to #112 - zaxzwim (04/15/2014) [-]
i have had no pain at all with them surprisingly
#115 to #113 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Giv even more related now.   
   
   
I had a constant bleeding for 2 days and pain for a week in one of them.
Giv even more related now.


I had a constant bleeding for 2 days and pain for a week in one of them.
User avatar #116 to #115 - zaxzwim (04/15/2014) [-]
oh wow, the bleeding stopped in mine after about a day and then it was just me opening up wounds again but i had a shit tonne of anesthetic in my face fore a bit
User avatar #108 to #107 - zaxzwim (04/15/2014) [-]
ahh, if you had added 'hell' after 'bloody' than i would've known what you meant
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaxzwim (09/22/2013) [-]
what do you mean like antivirus stuff? or just other sutff?
User avatar #44 to #43 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
All the shit man, basically a list of programs that a person could use, then i can decide for myself what i got before and what that might really need.
User avatar #55 to #44 - zaxzwim (09/22/2013) [-]
here are some more programs i installed but i can't be botherd finding links
daemon tools (lets you burn disk images)
vlc player (it playes EVERYTHING, anything it can't play isn't worth playing)
dropbox (online storage, if you pay you can get up to like 2000GB online)
google drive (like dropbox but you get slightly more space free)
origin (kinda like steam for games not on steam like BF3)
Mcaffe (anti virus stuff)
itunes (it's fucking itunes, i don't use it but my friend likes it so i installed it on his computer)
User avatar #59 to #55 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Mcaffe?

Oh wow, i had that thing once. It was the single most annoying program i have ever had, few viruses is more annoying than mcaffe.


I would not recommend that to anyone.
User avatar #60 to #59 - zaxzwim (09/22/2013) [-]
it came with something so i just left it and it hasn't done anything bad yet
User avatar #61 to #60 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Hmm might have changed during time, also heard of razor game booster? Basically diverts all power to the games while they work.
User avatar #62 to #61 - zaxzwim (09/22/2013) [-]
my computer is really really strange when it comes to playing games it shouldn't be able to, i can't play doom 3 because i don't have the minimum system requirements but i can play battlefield 3 on the highest at more than 40 frames per second so i don't think that's going to help
User avatar #63 to #62 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Mine is a toaster so it does really help me.
User avatar #67 to #63 - zaxzwim (09/22/2013) [-]
do it come on
User avatar #66 to #63 - zaxzwim (09/22/2013) [-]
add me on steam and we might play some game one day, name on steam is jellybeen60 as you may have guessed from the previous link
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaxzwim (09/22/2013) [-]
i'm just going off memory and some stuff i have on mine at the moment
well there was just things like winrar and utorrent and things most people have then things like
Dexpot (lets you run multiple desktops, you can have things open in others so it's pretty much hidden desktops) You need to login to view this link
Fences (lets you put icons and stuff in pretty much visable folders which you can scroll through) www.stardock.com/products/fences/
Fraps (let's you record your screen or specific windows) You need to login to view this link
Photoshop CS6 (you should know what photoshop is) find it yourself
Flash CS6 (more or less an animator)
Steam (if you don't know what this is i can't help you) store.steampowered.com/
Hamachi (used for making ports in your internet so if you are running a server your friends and such can play) https://secure.logmein.com/products/hamachi/download.aspx
CyberLink PowerDirector 11 (it's a video editor i downloaded to edit videos with) it's on pirate bay you find it
audacity (used for editing sounds or voice and such)
skype and word and crap aswell and that's all i can think of and find right now but i'll let you know if i find anything new
#47 to #45 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Wonderfull, really appreciate the amount of effort you put into this.

The audacity and fences seems to something i also have great need for.


So i must ask, any way i might repay you?
User avatar #48 to #47 - zaxzwim (09/22/2013) [-]
know of any good games you can play for hours?
steamcommunity.com/id/jellybeen60/games?tab=all
these are the ones i have
User avatar #49 to #48 - zaxzwim (09/22/2013) [-]
also i have GTA V so don't say that
User avatar #50 to #49 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
FLT: space rouge game, the kind of game you just learn to love, more a ''everything bores me lets play something else game''.

Planetside 2: MMOFPS. you heard me, this games features thousand of players fighting against each other. On the same map.

Crusader kings 2: highly tactical medival king simulator. Hard to play but very rewarding when it goes well. BTW this game is like getting punched in the balls but you still like it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - zaxzwim (09/22/2013) [-]
i have Planetside 2 and do you mean FTL? because i have that and i'll have a loot at that crusader kings game
User avatar #52 to #51 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
FLT* my appologies. Well these are the games that i know take a long, for medium long games i would recommend SPAZ.
User avatar #53 to #52 - zaxzwim (09/22/2013) [-]
i can end up playing FTL for hours on end, also if you like turn based games kinda like AOE but turn based then i suggest civ 5 or 4, it's really fun and games will last up to 2 days sometimes
User avatar #54 to #53 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Tried 3 of the series, they are not really my cup of tea. But have you heard of endless space, i would call it a advanced version of civ in space. Very good game and the games can take a hell of time.
User avatar #56 to #54 - zaxzwim (09/22/2013) [-]
tried 3 of what series? and that sounds cool i'll have a look
User avatar #57 to #56 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
tried 3 of the civ series that is.
User avatar #58 to #57 - zaxzwim (09/22/2013) [-]
ahh i wasn't sure if you meant Civ or AOE
User avatar #46 to #45 - zaxzwim (09/22/2013) [-]
this is the hamatchi link https://secure.logmein.com/products/hamachi/download.aspx
User avatar #39 - zaxzwim (07/21/2013) [-]
ferrettamer
desacabose
kampfstier
alexanderburns
who of you have got one
User avatar #40 to #39 - kampfstier (07/21/2013) [-]
i got one just now thx
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaxzwim (07/21/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #37 - johrny (07/01/2013) [-]
well, i cant read your last comment. as you said, it disappered
User avatar #38 to #37 - zaxzwim (07/02/2013) [-]
i'm pretty sure i said something about going on there at work but not at your house
User avatar #17 - thatniggerguy (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #18 to #17 - zaxzwim (06/09/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #19 to #18 - thatniggerguy (06/09/2013) [-]
Not that I mind but, any reason why you friended me?
User avatar #20 to #19 - zaxzwim (06/09/2013) [-]
you did the vinyl dump in NSFW pones
#21 to #20 - thatniggerguy (06/09/2013) [-]
Really? I guess porn really does bring people together.
User avatar #22 to #21 - zaxzwim (06/09/2013) [-]
haha
#23 to #22 - thatniggerguy (06/09/2013) [-]
New Ally Gained: thatniggerguy   
   
Special Ability: When you call upon him in NSFW he will post porn out of his collection for you!
New Ally Gained: thatniggerguy

Special Ability: When you call upon him in NSFW he will post porn out of his collection for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - zaxzwim (06/09/2013) [-]
how many pics do you have overall?
User avatar #25 to #24 - thatniggerguy (06/09/2013) [-]
Overall Amount: 1,474 pics
Folders: 2
Unorganized Images: 785 pics
Futa: 202 pics
SFW Plot: 487 pics
Total Memory: 549 MB
User avatar #26 to #25 - zaxzwim (06/09/2013) [-]
pfft amature

about 12,000 pics overall give or take a few hundred for doubles
1266 pics unsorted
(i don't have any futa or gay stuff because i don't like that stuff)

User avatar #27 to #26 - thatniggerguy (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I only started this folder a few months ago and I'm not always looking for porn, for I have other things I must do. But I'm not sure if you're just talking about pony, or everything.
User avatar #28 to #27 - zaxzwim (06/09/2013) [-]
just my mlp folder in general
User avatar #29 to #28 - thatniggerguy (06/09/2013) [-]
Damn, nice job there. It would probably take me some time to get that many mlp pics. Especially when I feel like it would get bigger than my hentai folder.
User avatar #30 to #29 - zaxzwim (06/09/2013) [-]
and how bigs that?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thatniggerguy (06/09/2013) [-]
Not that much bigger than my mlp folder. Even then, most of it is paizuri(titfucking).
User avatar #32 to #31 - zaxzwim (06/09/2013) [-]
ahh
User avatar #33 to #32 - thatniggerguy (06/09/2013) [-]
So...what now?
User avatar #34 to #33 - zaxzwim (06/09/2013) [-]
well i'm going to eat a pie
User avatar #35 to #34 - thatniggerguy (06/09/2013) [-]
Good luck with that then. See ya.
User avatar #36 to #35 - zaxzwim (06/09/2013) [-]
the pie was delicious!
User avatar #7 - zaxzwim (03/23/2013) [-]
coloured text mother fucker
User avatar #6 - zaxzwim (03/23/2013) [-]
do you even coloured text faggot
#3 - mysret (02/14/2013) [-]
If it's any help, we're all alone.

But we're alone together.
User avatar #4 to #3 - zaxzwim (02/14/2013) [-]
that makes me feel less lonesome
#5 to #4 - mysret (02/14/2013) [-]
Really? I thought it was kinda weird, but okay.
If it helps :3
User avatar #1 - ILoveFurries (10/08/2012) [-]
So I heard you like fimfiction. Ever heard of Foxi Hooves?
User avatar #2 to #1 - zaxzwim (10/08/2012) [-]
nope
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