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Hello, I am zapgod, I'm a graphic designer who works with illustrator, Photoshop, in design, vinyl, scree print (t-shirts), digital photography, audio/video, and offset press. I'm known as the OP that delivers. If you ask nicely maybe ill make you a funnyjunk themed sticker or t-shirt. but other then that I'm just a normal guy on the internet :D
oh BTW, PM m anytime u want if you want to give me any ideas or want to strike a deal. :)

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#25 - coming from a FedEx worker i am ashamed. my only advice is to … 03/20/2014 on delivered motherfucker 0
#40 - The clones weren't trained to obey it they were programed to o…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Order 66 -3
User avatar #148 - doctorstein (03/20/2014) [-]
Don't believe every little fucking thing in the 2008 Clone Wars series. It contradicts so much shit! Such as in the novelization of Episode III, Obi-Wan reflects on the death of Darth Maul in a time of internal crisis. In the 2008 Clone Wars, he meets, and fails to kill, whom? Darth Maul! It contradicts both the statement of Maul's murder, and even if Obi-Wan is the one to kill him, it contradicts the time, and will likely contradict the planet!

TL;DR: The 2008 Clone Wars is a very contradictory series.
User avatar #72 - Crusader (03/20/2014) [-]
No it wasn't.

Or else all clones would have followed without question, but there several small groups that refused the order, or at least purposely did not perform it as well as intended. Roan Shryne and Olee Starstone were both rescued by Clone Troops instead of killed. Ordo Skirata (Also known as Null-11) was the leader of a team of Republic Commandos who immediately defected upon receiving the orders, though they feigned compliance and Captain Maze refused to kill Arligan Zey, and rescued Ordo in order to escape the Clone searches.

Clones did have cybernetic implants, but the Executive Orders were not part of the chips, they were part of the training they received.
#63 - darthan (03/20/2014) [-]
...no. that's not it at all. They were trained to obey the order, but not programmed too.
Therefore, why some clones chose not to obey the order. Most did, but a select few didn't.
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#374 - its used on patients that have post traumatic stress disorder. 02/04/2014 on Where Do I Get One Of These 0
#15 - me either, all I'm stating is that part of the growing populat… 01/30/2014 on oh no he didnt -4
#12 - well I'm also counting the fact that people especially teens c…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2014 on oh no he didnt -7
User avatar #38 - ennaburning (01/30/2014) [-]
You know, I had a friend who was infamous for going out with a load of guys, then suddenly she's going out with this girl. At first I thought the same thing as you, it was another attention thing, but now she's been with this girl for 3 years, kinda sure she is genuinely sexually attracted to this girl now. The point of this story is no matter what 'kids' are like before, if they start going out with the same sex, don't just assume it's for attention, even it looks like that at first
User avatar #32 - christmouth (01/30/2014) [-]
Clearly that can't be many, but what' so wrong if they do so? The teenage years are confusing for most people, and it's not a new thing that people, especially girls, experience sexual relations with the same gender, then finding out later on that they prefer the opposite gender.
#29 - anonymous (01/30/2014) [-]
"C'mon dude, just suck the dick, all the cool kids are doing it."
#5 - well i don't know about you but it feels like the rise in the …  [+] (11 new replies) 01/30/2014 on oh no he didnt -7
#18 - necrolepsey (01/30/2014) [-]
Or maybe it's the fact that we don't burn them alive anymore, or stone them, or castrate them, maybe that could have something to do with it. I don't know about you but I have never thought to myself "hmm homosexuality is pretty well accepted in today's age, maybe I will suck a little dick to see how I like it."
User avatar #16 - wliia (01/30/2014) [-]
Or maybe more people are just comfortable being honest, rather than living their whole lives miserable and making whoever they chose to marry almost equally miserable?
User avatar #14 - slenderwolf (01/30/2014) [-]
I think, for the most part, its a genetic thing, but their is a percent that are just in it because they are confused or because being gay is the new fad to make yourself unique. Regardless, if it makes you happy and helps you find out who you really are I really couldn't care less who you want to fuck, it has no effect on me.
#30 - anonymous (01/30/2014) [-]
i think it has to do with the amount of testosterone you were exposed to in the womb
User avatar #57 - slenderwolf (01/30/2014) [-]
That too.
User avatar #15 - zapgod (01/30/2014) [-]
me either, all I'm stating is that part of the growing population are those that i have been describing
#10 - anonymous (01/30/2014) [-]
I don't think there's been a rise in gay population, I think it's simply been demonized less in today's society and therefore gay people are more public then they have been before. Historically, in ancient Greece and Japan for example, there are many historical records of gay samurai and soldiers because it wasn't really an issue.
User avatar #12 - zapgod (01/30/2014) [-]
well I'm also counting the fact that people especially teens change their sexuality because they think its "cool" or its a "trend" its sickening because its kind of like mockery
User avatar #38 - ennaburning (01/30/2014) [-]
You know, I had a friend who was infamous for going out with a load of guys, then suddenly she's going out with this girl. At first I thought the same thing as you, it was another attention thing, but now she's been with this girl for 3 years, kinda sure she is genuinely sexually attracted to this girl now. The point of this story is no matter what 'kids' are like before, if they start going out with the same sex, don't just assume it's for attention, even it looks like that at first
User avatar #32 - christmouth (01/30/2014) [-]
Clearly that can't be many, but what' so wrong if they do so? The teenage years are confusing for most people, and it's not a new thing that people, especially girls, experience sexual relations with the same gender, then finding out later on that they prefer the opposite gender.
#29 - anonymous (01/30/2014) [-]
"C'mon dude, just suck the dick, all the cool kids are doing it."
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#211 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #212 to #211 - zapgod (11/27/2013) [-]
Yes, yes I do
User avatar #181 - dingdongsingsong (10/23/2012) [-]
do me a favor ?
User avatar #182 to #181 - zapgod (10/23/2012) [-]
like?
User avatar #183 to #182 - dingdongsingsong (10/23/2012) [-]
make me an avatar ?
User avatar #160 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
I can't comment there anymore , and I think you didn't see my reply so I'm just gonna do it here
No. But see how much nicer you are when you found out I'm a girl ?
User avatar #161 to #160 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
no, i but since i have a conscience i would like to inform you that i am an ******* to everyone i do not know by name... on the web at least because im a cowered hiding behind my laptop because i think im all that, when in reality im just an 19 year old overworked man who's cranky because all i ever do is work work and more god damn work!
User avatar #162 to #161 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
Try to be more positive :) it helps , what do you do ?
User avatar #163 to #162 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
am an apple specialist and an apple technition working at a premium retail ad service center. which helps with my nerdy side, and i work nights at fedex lifting heavy ass boxes over and over again till well after 4 in the morning, which had kept me fit and strong. so cant complain there. still hard work. im also a full time college student so when im not working im still working :'|
User avatar #164 to #163 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
Dayum , people on funnyjunk are so overworked , your like the 5th person telling me about this , do you guys even sleep ?
User avatar #165 to #164 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
hardly, see after i get home from fed ex im still so pumped up i cant go to sleep for about an hour then by then ill only have a few hours of sleep before i have to be up again
User avatar #166 to #165 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
**** , I feel you , but honestly I'd give anything for that life , I come home from school and all I do is stay at home , not by choice because I have to , girls can't leave there house without a male member , father , brother , husband etc , so I stay at home mostly , wait for the weekend or till my dad gets home so yeah your life seems pretty good from here .
User avatar #167 to #166 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
so ur Muslim?
User avatar #168 to #167 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
Ding ding ding we have a winner , but it's the place that restricts you not the religion , i used to go out a lot but ever since I moved here life is ******* depressing
User avatar #169 to #168 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
yea i know that, the laws are restricting and imoral,
User avatar #170 to #169 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
VERY , but you get used to it after a while , but every now and then it hits you , and bad
User avatar #171 to #170 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
im srry
User avatar #172 to #171 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
Eh, no biggie ,I'll be free when I leave for studies , do tell me more about your profession of telling people to turn there computers on and off again :)
User avatar #173 to #172 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
to be honest its just people being stupid and people dropping there iphones. and the computers we get in dont have problems mostly there just being upgraded
User avatar #174 to #173 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
So that part of work isn't as hectic as fed ex eh .
User avatar #175 to #174 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
no but u have to deal with people
User avatar #176 to #175 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
So , ...what now
User avatar #177 to #176 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
idk u tell me
User avatar #178 to #177 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
Umm any hobbies ?
User avatar #179 to #178 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
i do graphic design
User avatar #180 to #179 - dingdongsingsong (10/04/2012) [-]
Well..umm ok ...
#148 - ohitshim (10/04/2012) [-]
hey I see your a graphics designer, do you have a portfolio I can check out? I'm very interested in becoming a professional also, I've been working with photoshop and cinema 4d for a year now and am pretty confident in my skills.
User avatar #149 to #148 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
i do but its not up to date, do you have a deviant art?
#150 to #149 - ohitshim (10/04/2012) [-]
no I use tumblr to share my work
User avatar #151 to #150 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
link me
#152 to #151 - ohitshim (10/04/2012) [-]
here's the link: It's missing my recent work partly because I don't usually add photo manipulations of myself on it. I also have an fb page if you like what you see you can check out my page, where I have a bunch other stuff like stock photos of my work and untextured versions of my 3d work.

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www.facebook.com/tfritzdesigns?fref=ts
User avatar #153 to #152 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
not bad, but im guessing you are self taught?
#154 to #153 - ohitshim (10/04/2012) [-]
yea, surprisingly enough I actually haven't filed out my computer credit in high school et and i'm in my junior year already, it's finally gonna be filled out 2nd semester
User avatar #155 to #154 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
i see, i just notices that the style mimicked that of someone who doesnt know the intricate workings of programs as exstensive as photoshop. but its still impressive. heres some of mine
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#156 to #155 - ohitshim (10/04/2012) [-]
nice work dude, I gotta say since I do more creative stuff the overgrown planet one really struck me as sick, do you have any advice for a starting up graphics designer? And what do you mean by the intricate workings also, I'm just very curious I've basically dedicated my future career to this.
User avatar #157 to #156 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
think of it this way, a program such as photoshop is so massive and intricate that no one person knows everything about it. so someone who is self taught are more limited to someone with training. and if you want any advice go to You need to login to view this link
it has tutorials and many creative programs. and i think that may include cinema 4D
#158 to #157 - ohitshim (10/04/2012) [-]
thanks I'll be sure to check it out and see what I can learn, and one more thing, sorry, but like when you said the style mimicked someone who does;t know photoshop that well, were you talking about any certain pictures or just in general, and if so what type of style would that be? Thanks
User avatar #159 to #158 - zapgod (10/04/2012) [-]
its difficult to explain, its like i can see that your doing the best that you can do with a limited knowlege of photoshop, because i can see little things here and there that would make your art better but those methods are a bit more tricky and its things you have to be taught how to do.
User avatar #133 - jingleforth (09/05/2012) [-]
Apparently you're apart of fj design team?
User avatar #135 to #134 - jingleforth (09/05/2012) [-]
You look more or less like a fan-club than something official.
User avatar #136 to #135 - zapgod (09/05/2012) [-]
well we created ourselves so yes we were pretty much a fan club until my black son recognized us and asked us to create a few things for his store. noting major just tshirts and junk
User avatar #137 to #136 - jingleforth (09/05/2012) [-]
Do you have anyone on your team that has a decent knowledge on html,css,jquery/javascript?
User avatar #138 to #137 - zapgod (09/06/2012) [-]
no, i have a basic knowlege and im the only one with the tools on my computer t do it, but i have yet to go in depth. so far my main accomplishments are becoming adobe certified professional in photoshop and illustrator
User avatar #139 to #138 - jingleforth (09/06/2012) [-]
I HAVE GOOD KNWOLEDGE OF IT
User avatar #140 to #139 - zapgod (09/06/2012) [-]
oh rly
User avatar #142 to #141 - zapgod (09/06/2012) [-]
neat, wat do u use
User avatar #143 to #142 - jingleforth (09/06/2012) [-]
I just use whatever really. Nothing to special.
User avatar #144 to #143 - zapgod (09/06/2012) [-]
i men, u use flas or fireworks?
User avatar #146 to #144 - jingleforth (09/07/2012) [-]
I USE FLAS
User avatar #147 to #146 - zapgod (09/07/2012) [-]
ah ok thats what i was asking
User avatar #145 to #144 - jingleforth (09/06/2012) [-]
I can't understand you?
User avatar #131 - TheOriginalNerd (07/25/2012) [-]
you spelt mt Olympus wrong
#129 - dinak (06/13/2012) [-]
you a *****
#126 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
YOU'RE A GODDAMN ******
User avatar #120 - bnsprt (05/17/2012) [-]
Zapgod. where is my Chuck Norris on Mt Everest riding a dinosaur with lots of fire back ground?
User avatar #121 to #146 - zapgod (05/17/2012) [-]
sorry bro, iv been kinda busy i got a last minute job making another custom pokemon card playmate check it
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but ill finish your pic as soon as i can ok bro you have my word
#123 to #147 - bnsprt (05/17/2012) [-]
hm ok then
User avatar #124 to #149 - bnsprt (05/18/2012) [-]
dude i saw it, was AMAZING
User avatar #122 to #147 - zapgod (05/17/2012) [-]
and they deleted my URL how nice
#114 - scatmanjohn (04/27/2012) [-]
You thought I was trolling you?

Nah, man, I was just being honest.

Can we make amends?

-tcov.

I'm just the messenger, not an alt account.
#112 - crazecraka (03/18/2012) [-]
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#113 to #126 - zapgod (03/18/2012) [-]
**zapgod rolls 358** RAVE BITCH!!!
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User avatar #105 - mebucket (03/09/2012) [-]
how do you do rainbow thingy :L...

User avatar #106 to #119 - zapgod (03/09/2012) [-]
ah well see Kony, the Ugandan hero loves me quite a bit, so he gave me the power of rave
User avatar #107 to #120 - mebucket (03/09/2012) [-]
ok ... kony

really how ..
User avatar #108 to #121 - zapgod (03/09/2012) [-]
its just a gif thats exactly 1 pixel tall so its nearly impossible to save
User avatar #109 to #122 - mebucket (03/09/2012) [-]
ohh post it here :L>...

#111 to #124 - zapgod (03/09/2012) [-]
oops wrong one
oops wrong one
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User avatar #85 - rsknight (05/17/2011) [-]
IF YOU DID MASS PRODUCE THESE I WOULD definitely buy it. THAT IS BY FAR THE BEST IDEA ANYONE HAS EVER HAD.
just a quick question?
how much would it cost because i would buy it.
User avatar #86 to #92 - zapgod (05/17/2011) [-]
it depends, a lot of work goes into making these. they take me at least 3 days to do everything. and its not like i can mass produce these
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