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zaperzero

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
Last Login:8/01/2015
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Content Ranking:#4730
Comment Ranking:#3554
Highest Content Rank:#3971
Highest Comment Rank:#1921
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#1213 - Tri-gender pyrofox.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday +17
#1266 - iowndemostest (07/08/2014) [-]
I laughed way too fucking hard at that
#1201 - Took this on an online site thing for selfies.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday +3
#1287 - thirdjess (07/08/2014) [-]
Cameroid.com/snap.php is the bomb diggity
#1418 - zaperzero (07/08/2014) [-]
#1441 - thirdjess (07/08/2014) [-]
What about this one?
User avatar #1461 - zaperzero (07/08/2014) [-]
I dunno, some sort of fusion of Dale Gribble without his glasses and Bill.
#1203 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
Are you a boy or a girl?
User avatar #1213 - zaperzero (07/08/2014) [-]
Tri-gender pyrofox.
#1266 - iowndemostest (07/08/2014) [-]
I laughed way too fucking hard at that
#997584 - Dang. 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#997581 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #997583 - adunsaveme (07/07/2014) [-]
nah i don't know where to find it
#997584 - zaperzero (07/07/2014) [-]
Dang.
#997577 - Do you know where to find it, friend?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #997580 - adunsaveme (07/07/2014) [-]
you almost became a jill sandwich
#997581 - zaperzero (07/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #997583 - adunsaveme (07/07/2014) [-]
nah i don't know where to find it
#997584 - zaperzero (07/07/2014) [-]
Dang.
#997569 - Does anyone know where to find the resident evil 4 cutscene wh…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #997575 - adunsaveme (07/07/2014) [-]
that was close
User avatar #997577 - zaperzero (07/07/2014) [-]
Do you know where to find it, friend?
User avatar #997580 - adunsaveme (07/07/2014) [-]
you almost became a jill sandwich
#997581 - zaperzero (07/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #997583 - adunsaveme (07/07/2014) [-]
nah i don't know where to find it
#997584 - zaperzero (07/07/2014) [-]
Dang.
#142793 - That's pretty good advice. 07/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#161 - True on both accounts. 07/07/2014 on Dragon Ball Z in a Nutshell 0
#158 - Calculations were totally off. They used the average human bo…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Dragon Ball Z in a Nutshell +1
User avatar #159 - oneupforme (07/07/2014) [-]
You have to remember that the battle itself is just for entertainment purposes. In reality, the likely hood of Kryptonite even being involved in the first place is very slim. So I doubt that Goku would manipulate his ki to be kryptonite like since he would have no frame of reference for it.

Again, being hit into the sun was for entertainment value. But it is still likely that if Superman was getting his ass handed to him by Goku, then he probably would fly towards the sun to power up.
User avatar #161 - zaperzero (07/07/2014) [-]
True on both accounts.
#121 - My hand was pretty bad. But seriously, I'd say my cu… 07/06/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend 0
#142455 - Advice board, I need help for two things if you would. The fi…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #142792 - nigalthornberry (07/07/2014) [-]
VGB would be better for this...
User avatar #142793 - zaperzero (07/07/2014) [-]
That's pretty good advice.
#172 - Picture 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#155 - **zaperzero rolls 9,256**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#172 - zaperzero (07/06/2014) [-]
#193 - <3 love you too Addy 07/06/2014 on admin responds +1
#66 - I kinda wish you'd put pictures of your ripped-ass arms on that. 07/06/2014 on admin responds +1
#67 - I never thought I'd see this comic on here. I love this comic… 07/04/2014 on Better than the original. +5
#22 - This is its own level. There is nothing that I have yet to re… 07/03/2014 on Uh oh 0
#1894 - **zaperzero rolled image ** 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#168 - It can't contrast your own pain, but it can contrast the joy o… 07/01/2014 on realization 0
#228 - Dark Souls 2 No Death is easier. You have to do a skip to avo… 07/01/2014 on im fucking done 0
#34 - Death and pain are portions of freedom, a privilege if you ask…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/01/2014 on realization +1
User avatar #124 - drldrl (07/01/2014) [-]
There's a difference to pain and suffering.
Those kids that slowly starve to death, that is suffering. And If God has the power to stop that, he should. The pain can't contrast happiness if it's all you ever feel.
User avatar #168 - zaperzero (07/01/2014) [-]
It can't contrast your own pain, but it can contrast the joy of others. If no one ever suffers, then earth would be a paradise and the thought that people have slight inconveniences would be feared, not misery from being ripped to shreds or starved to death. Can you imagine ALL of the implications of a world where mankind does not know of actual suffering and intense pains? We would consider that on par with monsters that go bump in the night. It wouldn't be something to be feared or avoided because it wouldn't be something that's real to us. The biggest world problems wouldn't be what they are, starvation and war. The biggest world problems would be break ups and arguments. Can you imagine how childish we would all be?
User avatar #130 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/01/2014) [-]
Then you're asking the world to be perfect.
As if all things bad that were to come from people didn't have repercussions.

The world isn't perfect.
There is a consequence for every action. Those kids slowly starving to death? That's the consequence of someone else's action. Honestly it could have been prevented if some people chose not to breed Because if there's no food to go around and you choose to relieve yourself by breeding anyways... I can't speak for the babies born from rape in those countries, but again it's just what happens. Those whom pillage and rape are part of what makes this world as imperfect as it is. , but it happens anyways. Not everything is in your control, nor will control ever be placed down on anything. Not so long as free will is involved.

If the world were perfect, we wouldn't know that is was such a way...
How do you know how great you have things when you've yet to see from a different perspective?

All in all, it boils down to this:
Life revolves around entropy. Death, decay, and imperfections.
Sadly, those third world countries suffering, those who die in horrible accidents, etc. are all part of this process.
And in all truthfulness, we all are.

What you're asking is for a perfect life in an imperfect world. It's imperfect because we have the free will to do whatever we want. There's nothing constricting us from doing anything.
User avatar #132 - drldrl (07/01/2014) [-]
It doesn't matter what life is and isn't.
If God has the power, he should stop it. He could just make wildlife start to become more abundant in those areas. Ya know, that "mysterious ways" crap, except this time it'd actually be good.
User avatar #137 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/01/2014) [-]
But that's the thing.
Everything around you is destined to decay, rot, and die off.
Everything relies on imperfections.

Without free will, there wouldn't be much of a life to live.
Sure, God has the power to do anything. But why doesn't he suddenly make things perfect? Because this world was made to decay.

This does matter what life is and isn't about. Actually, the original topic that started such a thing is based on life. It's based on the inevitable decay and entropy.
It is part of life. You can't stop it. Complaining about it can't stop it. Sharing a fake speech given by a "pastor" won't stop it.

The fact is, because we are living in an imperfect world, everything can and will decay.
Entropy knows no bounds. So to ask "Why isn't this perfect" in an imperfect world is redundant. You wouldn't even know what perfection was if you were living in perfection.
How would we know about entropy, decay, death, murder, parasites, etc.? We wouldn't. Not if everything were absolutely perfect from the moment everything came to be.

It's like being a spoiled kid in a rich family. You wouldn't understand the value of money or appreciate anything you have. You'd never know what you were taking for granted unless you experienced it from the other side.

Now onto this:
"If God has the power, he should stop it."
That's blatantly becoming ignorant to the fact that there is entropy in this world that we live in. It's the way things were set to be once everything came to be.
Now, if you want me to dive deep into scripture, I can tell you that once the rapture has come and gone, there will be a new Earth that is perfect. So in a way, in the future from now, if you believe it to be so, there will be a point in which God does, indeed, stop it.
#158 - anon (07/01/2014) [-]
You have added a clever dissociation in moral accountability.

"Sure, God has the power to do anything. But why doesn't he suddenly make things perfect? Because this world was made to decay."

According to scripture, the world was created by God. You state that God will not change the process of the decay because the world, he created, was made to decay.

You already stated that 'God has the power to do anything,' why not create a world without decay then. Or better, just a little bit less decay and suffering.

#159 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/01/2014) [-]
After the rapture, a new heaven and a new earth will be created.
#79 - maximuso (07/01/2014) [-]
Why does there have to be a because? Can't it just be that pain exists? Just because you can say that it fits nicely as juxtaposition, doesn't mean it was designed that way. It's not 'pain exists to', but more so 'Pain exists as a contrast.'
#45 - It's not that it's hard. It's mostly that it doesn't hold you… 06/27/2014 on Dark Souls +3
#35 - Woah woah, Arizona. Chill the hell out, bro. 06/27/2014 on We Say Soda In America 0
#10 - I rather enjoy when my guy friend keeps sucking after I'm fini…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on When you finish +1
#15 - angelisk (06/25/2014) [-]
#139 - I see uraby. 06/25/2014 on Only on Tumblr 0

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User avatar #47 - scapeartist (06/15/2015) [-]
"And of course you can play as a female." And the fans cheered radically. Yet there was only one guy saying "beard!" So many games have women but not beards. Just beard-double-standards"

Don't chicken out of your comments bro.
User avatar #48 to #47 - zaperzero (06/16/2015) [-]
I simply realized how retarded that sounded immediately after posting it.
#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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