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#44 - That's not what I like about smite, personally. I like having…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2014 on The Match will start in 30... 0
#45 - thatguythatlaughs (09/11/2014) [-]
I suppose.
I see your point, but it feels like a more strategic version of COD for me.
Run around. Hit enemies. Kind of manage your items and levels, oh wait you can turn on the auto level/items so never mind. Randomly bash enemies because strategy doesn't work as long as the other guy is just clicking like mercury, creeper score? nah who cares? minions just attack each other.

You see my point?

I guess just different opinions.
User avatar #46 - zaperzero (09/11/2014) [-]
Well, my thought on that is this...
two well loved genres, run -and-gun retarded bullshit (CoD) with strategic and planned movements of a team to position and kill enemies to make progression (LoL). I'd say Smite is a great balance of the two and I love the way it plays Oh goodness, the heat you can get from a match between two vets of the same character, like two mastery 10 Hades dukeing it out is utterly astounding because of all the answers they have for everything that one another does. which may not be the same for everyone. The LoL intensive players love the strats of LoL and Dota, which are present though warped heavily in Smite like how the lanes don't really matter as much to be set, Gods may freely roam from lane to lane to help balance what the enemy teams' plays are to beat them out. but they are still somewhat present. The other side is the meta of combat and heavier skill requirements of FPS games like CoD or BF makes the system of combat integral to every fight and aiming your attacks is half as important as knowing what they do Getting the last hit to kill someone is always a chore when they escape the original combination you intended to finish them with, which adds a ton of spice to the fights .

Also, I honestly can't stand to play LoL because every match feels...samey. Until the overall meta changes you have "Character A was the best but now everyone running Character B is super OP and beats the shit out of your team unless you have someone who knows that Character C or D counters them and can do so." That's at least what i experienced, and a slow meta to a game that doesn't change HEAVILY from match to match is just...stale.

Anyhow, just different strokes get different people off.
User avatar #47 - thatguythatlaughs (09/11/2014) [-]
yeah dude, i get why you like it.
#48 - zaperzero (09/11/2014) [-]
As I get how you don't like it.
#28 - The meta hasn't matured yet. Unlike League, it's a lot less s…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/10/2014 on The Match will start in 30... +1
User avatar #43 - thatguythatlaughs (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah thats what it seems like.
Its mind numbingly boring to me simply because it takes out nearly all the strategy out of a moba.
User avatar #44 - zaperzero (09/11/2014) [-]
That's not what I like about smite, personally. I like having to go-with-the-flow plan my fights. You want answers to your problems and you have to find those answers as you find those problems, otherwise you loose. Loki unstopably whipping your team? Bead and silence him then run a hand full of times and now he's so fed up with trying to kill you and not getting it that he's going to follow through even if it kills him, which will shut down that Loki. You can't become stagnant with your strats, you can't just go "Oh, enemy teams is probably having that hades as guardian, don't worry, that's how he's always played." Because anyone can do anything and you never know if you're going to be up against a Hades dps out of nowhere with nearly double the cap of power under his belt ripping you to shreds.
#45 - thatguythatlaughs (09/11/2014) [-]
I suppose.
I see your point, but it feels like a more strategic version of COD for me.
Run around. Hit enemies. Kind of manage your items and levels, oh wait you can turn on the auto level/items so never mind. Randomly bash enemies because strategy doesn't work as long as the other guy is just clicking like mercury, creeper score? nah who cares? minions just attack each other.

You see my point?

I guess just different opinions.
User avatar #46 - zaperzero (09/11/2014) [-]
Well, my thought on that is this...
two well loved genres, run -and-gun retarded bullshit (CoD) with strategic and planned movements of a team to position and kill enemies to make progression (LoL). I'd say Smite is a great balance of the two and I love the way it plays Oh goodness, the heat you can get from a match between two vets of the same character, like two mastery 10 Hades dukeing it out is utterly astounding because of all the answers they have for everything that one another does. which may not be the same for everyone. The LoL intensive players love the strats of LoL and Dota, which are present though warped heavily in Smite like how the lanes don't really matter as much to be set, Gods may freely roam from lane to lane to help balance what the enemy teams' plays are to beat them out. but they are still somewhat present. The other side is the meta of combat and heavier skill requirements of FPS games like CoD or BF makes the system of combat integral to every fight and aiming your attacks is half as important as knowing what they do Getting the last hit to kill someone is always a chore when they escape the original combination you intended to finish them with, which adds a ton of spice to the fights .

Also, I honestly can't stand to play LoL because every match feels...samey. Until the overall meta changes you have "Character A was the best but now everyone running Character B is super OP and beats the shit out of your team unless you have someone who knows that Character C or D counters them and can do so." That's at least what i experienced, and a slow meta to a game that doesn't change HEAVILY from match to match is just...stale.

Anyhow, just different strokes get different people off.
User avatar #47 - thatguythatlaughs (09/11/2014) [-]
yeah dude, i get why you like it.
#48 - zaperzero (09/11/2014) [-]
As I get how you don't like it.
#1 - Not sure how true this is for LoL or DotA2, but in Smite this …  [+] (15 new replies) 09/10/2014 on The Match will start in 30... +4
#18 - thatguythatlaughs (09/10/2014) [-]
I fucking hate smite, i play it, but god damn I feel like no one knows how to play.
Of course I do play league though.
User avatar #40 - themightymrplow (09/10/2014) [-]
I take it you're a Varus player?
User avatar #42 - thatguythatlaughs (09/11/2014) [-]
I love varus, but i havent been able to play as him since he is no longer f2p
and the fact that he is expensive as shit in the store.
But i'm saving up my IP to buy him.
User avatar #28 - zaperzero (09/10/2014) [-]
The meta hasn't matured yet. Unlike League, it's a lot less solidly based in strats and teamwork and a lot more bassed on running around and switching targets to out-gank your foes.
User avatar #43 - thatguythatlaughs (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah thats what it seems like.
Its mind numbingly boring to me simply because it takes out nearly all the strategy out of a moba.
User avatar #44 - zaperzero (09/11/2014) [-]
That's not what I like about smite, personally. I like having to go-with-the-flow plan my fights. You want answers to your problems and you have to find those answers as you find those problems, otherwise you loose. Loki unstopably whipping your team? Bead and silence him then run a hand full of times and now he's so fed up with trying to kill you and not getting it that he's going to follow through even if it kills him, which will shut down that Loki. You can't become stagnant with your strats, you can't just go "Oh, enemy teams is probably having that hades as guardian, don't worry, that's how he's always played." Because anyone can do anything and you never know if you're going to be up against a Hades dps out of nowhere with nearly double the cap of power under his belt ripping you to shreds.
#45 - thatguythatlaughs (09/11/2014) [-]
I suppose.
I see your point, but it feels like a more strategic version of COD for me.
Run around. Hit enemies. Kind of manage your items and levels, oh wait you can turn on the auto level/items so never mind. Randomly bash enemies because strategy doesn't work as long as the other guy is just clicking like mercury, creeper score? nah who cares? minions just attack each other.

You see my point?

I guess just different opinions.
User avatar #46 - zaperzero (09/11/2014) [-]
Well, my thought on that is this...
two well loved genres, run -and-gun retarded bullshit (CoD) with strategic and planned movements of a team to position and kill enemies to make progression (LoL). I'd say Smite is a great balance of the two and I love the way it plays Oh goodness, the heat you can get from a match between two vets of the same character, like two mastery 10 Hades dukeing it out is utterly astounding because of all the answers they have for everything that one another does. which may not be the same for everyone. The LoL intensive players love the strats of LoL and Dota, which are present though warped heavily in Smite like how the lanes don't really matter as much to be set, Gods may freely roam from lane to lane to help balance what the enemy teams' plays are to beat them out. but they are still somewhat present. The other side is the meta of combat and heavier skill requirements of FPS games like CoD or BF makes the system of combat integral to every fight and aiming your attacks is half as important as knowing what they do Getting the last hit to kill someone is always a chore when they escape the original combination you intended to finish them with, which adds a ton of spice to the fights .

Also, I honestly can't stand to play LoL because every match feels...samey. Until the overall meta changes you have "Character A was the best but now everyone running Character B is super OP and beats the shit out of your team unless you have someone who knows that Character C or D counters them and can do so." That's at least what i experienced, and a slow meta to a game that doesn't change HEAVILY from match to match is just...stale.

Anyhow, just different strokes get different people off.
User avatar #47 - thatguythatlaughs (09/11/2014) [-]
yeah dude, i get why you like it.
#48 - zaperzero (09/11/2014) [-]
As I get how you don't like it.
User avatar #6 - kittenmeow (09/10/2014) [-]
and then before the minions spawn you just jump around with your team and taunt
User avatar #5 - remsaman (09/10/2014) [-]
my favourite part of pre-minions is on assault, when both teams just stand there and jump around. sometimes even mingling with eachother without attacking before the game starts
User avatar #3 - Nahyon (09/10/2014) [-]
... This could be literally every arena-kind game.
That's the point as well, it's a general joke
User avatar #2 - thesecretbear (09/10/2014) [-]
It's a TF2 joke if i remember right. Mainly because on attack and defend you start on the other side of a cage and as such this image sums it up pretty well.
User avatar #38 - prohibullion (09/10/2014) [-]
shit, now I want to play tf2
#36 - I was thinking about this post earlier today. 09/09/2014 on After three years +2
#94 - Yeah! ...too bad I can't think of any more right now. 09/08/2014 on I heard you like stolen... +1
#7 - This was fun. Let us know when the next installment comes out. 09/08/2014 on I'm not a big Vivian James... +1
#1 - 10/10 facts. Good list m8. 09/08/2014 on Yu-gi-oh! Facts +5
#28 - Yes, I'd love him forever and ever. 09/08/2014 on Of course, I will always... 0
#56 - Short and I don't care, I gotta big dick. I'm also not… 09/07/2014 on why are they so cold and... +2
#151 - Berserk was good. I'm reading the manga now. 09/07/2014 on Anime/Manga in a Nutshell +3
#92 - True, haha. I'm a leftie and love the fact that Artoria… 09/07/2014 on I heard you like stolen... +1
#90 - True, true. I myself am a lefty, so anyone clad in pupp… 09/07/2014 on I heard you like stolen... +1
#88 - Yeah, Arty is a badass so i wanna play him (Plus he…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/06/2014 on I heard you like stolen... +1
User avatar #101 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
My favourite colour's light blue. Green's nice, too.
User avatar #102 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
:o My crush loves the color light blue. He's more into aqua-teal though. Green is nice, and I love blue too. Hm...now what to ask next...Oh! Do you have any pets?
User avatar #99 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Uh... I don't know. Haha. Soooooooo... what's your favourite colour?
User avatar #100 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
I like green. The black of FJ has grown to have a place in my heart too, though.
User avatar #97 - jellybaby (09/13/2014) [-]
Left handed-ness! Haha.
User avatar #98 - zaperzero (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh yeaaa! That is correct. >-> Now what to do with this information.
User avatar #95 - jellybaby (09/12/2014) [-]
Haha. I guess they're not very common.
User avatar #96 - zaperzero (09/12/2014) [-]
:o I have forgotten what it was that isn't very common now and can't find it in our hidden messages. Lol.
User avatar #93 - jellybaby (09/08/2014) [-]
Left handed characters are pretty cool.
User avatar #94 - zaperzero (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah! ...too bad I can't think of any more right now.
User avatar #91 - jellybaby (09/07/2014) [-]
Well, we could always teach ourself to be ambidextrous. Besides, I highly doubt anyone actually does much with a sword when cosplaying... I hope... Haha.
User avatar #92 - zaperzero (09/07/2014) [-]
True, haha. I'm a leftie and love the fact that Artorias was build to be left handed.
User avatar #89 - jellybaby (09/07/2014) [-]
Haha. I like lefties, but as a righty myself, it'd be a bit hard. Yeah, I think I'm good enough to do Elsa. Chell isn't that much more muscular than I am, so she wouldn't be hard... And Shepard is in full body armour, haha.
User avatar #90 - zaperzero (09/07/2014) [-]
True, true. I myself am a lefty, so anyone clad in puppy-based armor who is a badass magical swordsman of the abyss, using his left hand, is A-OK by me.
#86 - I wanna get fit so I can cosplay too. :3 I wanna cospla…  [+] (16 new replies) 09/06/2014 on I heard you like stolen... +1
User avatar #87 - jellybaby (09/06/2014) [-]
Ooh, I just searched him up. That armour looks really cool. If you do cosplay him, you should totally put it on here! I'm hoping to cosplay (fem) Shepard from Mass Effect, Chell from Portal and Elsa from Frozen. I wanna get more muscles (I'm actually not so bad for my age and all) but I'm a goalie in soccer, so... I dunno, it'd help. Plus it'd look cool. Haha!
User avatar #88 - zaperzero (09/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, Arty is a badass so i wanna play him (Plus he's a lefty...*drools* I love lefties~). Elsa seems like the one you'd need the least muscular definition to cos as, so if ya think you're thin enough that'd probably be great to start with. ^_^ Then Chell next, and of course Shepard requires gettin' shredded like Admin.
User avatar #101 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
My favourite colour's light blue. Green's nice, too.
User avatar #102 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
:o My crush loves the color light blue. He's more into aqua-teal though. Green is nice, and I love blue too. Hm...now what to ask next...Oh! Do you have any pets?
User avatar #99 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Uh... I don't know. Haha. Soooooooo... what's your favourite colour?
User avatar #100 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
I like green. The black of FJ has grown to have a place in my heart too, though.
User avatar #97 - jellybaby (09/13/2014) [-]
Left handed-ness! Haha.
User avatar #98 - zaperzero (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh yeaaa! That is correct. >-> Now what to do with this information.
User avatar #95 - jellybaby (09/12/2014) [-]
Haha. I guess they're not very common.
User avatar #96 - zaperzero (09/12/2014) [-]
:o I have forgotten what it was that isn't very common now and can't find it in our hidden messages. Lol.
User avatar #93 - jellybaby (09/08/2014) [-]
Left handed characters are pretty cool.
User avatar #94 - zaperzero (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah! ...too bad I can't think of any more right now.
User avatar #91 - jellybaby (09/07/2014) [-]
Well, we could always teach ourself to be ambidextrous. Besides, I highly doubt anyone actually does much with a sword when cosplaying... I hope... Haha.
User avatar #92 - zaperzero (09/07/2014) [-]
True, haha. I'm a leftie and love the fact that Artorias was build to be left handed.
User avatar #89 - jellybaby (09/07/2014) [-]
Haha. I like lefties, but as a righty myself, it'd be a bit hard. Yeah, I think I'm good enough to do Elsa. Chell isn't that much more muscular than I am, so she wouldn't be hard... And Shepard is in full body armour, haha.
User avatar #90 - zaperzero (09/07/2014) [-]
True, true. I myself am a lefty, so anyone clad in puppy-based armor who is a badass magical swordsman of the abyss, using his left hand, is A-OK by me.
#778 - Hey, the ponies just wanna join tha party. 09/05/2014 on I wish admin would party... +7
#84 - Go ahead and try it then!  [+] (18 new replies) 09/05/2014 on I heard you like stolen... +1
User avatar #85 - jellybaby (09/06/2014) [-]
Will do! Especially for cosplay. I love dressing up.
User avatar #86 - zaperzero (09/06/2014) [-]
I wanna get fit so I can cosplay too. :3 I wanna cosplay as Artorias of Dark Souls.
User avatar #87 - jellybaby (09/06/2014) [-]
Ooh, I just searched him up. That armour looks really cool. If you do cosplay him, you should totally put it on here! I'm hoping to cosplay (fem) Shepard from Mass Effect, Chell from Portal and Elsa from Frozen. I wanna get more muscles (I'm actually not so bad for my age and all) but I'm a goalie in soccer, so... I dunno, it'd help. Plus it'd look cool. Haha!
User avatar #88 - zaperzero (09/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, Arty is a badass so i wanna play him (Plus he's a lefty...*drools* I love lefties~). Elsa seems like the one you'd need the least muscular definition to cos as, so if ya think you're thin enough that'd probably be great to start with. ^_^ Then Chell next, and of course Shepard requires gettin' shredded like Admin.
User avatar #101 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
My favourite colour's light blue. Green's nice, too.
User avatar #102 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
:o My crush loves the color light blue. He's more into aqua-teal though. Green is nice, and I love blue too. Hm...now what to ask next...Oh! Do you have any pets?
User avatar #99 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Uh... I don't know. Haha. Soooooooo... what's your favourite colour?
User avatar #100 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
I like green. The black of FJ has grown to have a place in my heart too, though.
User avatar #97 - jellybaby (09/13/2014) [-]
Left handed-ness! Haha.
User avatar #98 - zaperzero (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh yeaaa! That is correct. >-> Now what to do with this information.
User avatar #95 - jellybaby (09/12/2014) [-]
Haha. I guess they're not very common.
User avatar #96 - zaperzero (09/12/2014) [-]
:o I have forgotten what it was that isn't very common now and can't find it in our hidden messages. Lol.
User avatar #93 - jellybaby (09/08/2014) [-]
Left handed characters are pretty cool.
User avatar #94 - zaperzero (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah! ...too bad I can't think of any more right now.
User avatar #91 - jellybaby (09/07/2014) [-]
Well, we could always teach ourself to be ambidextrous. Besides, I highly doubt anyone actually does much with a sword when cosplaying... I hope... Haha.
User avatar #92 - zaperzero (09/07/2014) [-]
True, haha. I'm a leftie and love the fact that Artorias was build to be left handed.
User avatar #89 - jellybaby (09/07/2014) [-]
Haha. I like lefties, but as a righty myself, it'd be a bit hard. Yeah, I think I'm good enough to do Elsa. Chell isn't that much more muscular than I am, so she wouldn't be hard... And Shepard is in full body armour, haha.
User avatar #90 - zaperzero (09/07/2014) [-]
True, true. I myself am a lefty, so anyone clad in puppy-based armor who is a badass magical swordsman of the abyss, using his left hand, is A-OK by me.
#82 - I'm used to using weapons or armor for cosplays/challenge runs… 09/05/2014 on Is it thought? 0
#82 - Try for it. I look masculine most of the time, but part…  [+] (20 new replies) 09/05/2014 on I heard you like stolen... +1
User avatar #83 - jellybaby (09/05/2014) [-]
Well, luckily I have a very gender-neutral voice and big, hairy legs, haha. So maybe I could pull off looking like a boy. I guess I'd just have to make my lips less red. Besides, I'm still going through puberty and stuff, so... After that's all done, I might give it a go!
User avatar #84 - zaperzero (09/05/2014) [-]
Go ahead and try it then!
User avatar #85 - jellybaby (09/06/2014) [-]
Will do! Especially for cosplay. I love dressing up.
User avatar #86 - zaperzero (09/06/2014) [-]
I wanna get fit so I can cosplay too. :3 I wanna cosplay as Artorias of Dark Souls.
User avatar #87 - jellybaby (09/06/2014) [-]
Ooh, I just searched him up. That armour looks really cool. If you do cosplay him, you should totally put it on here! I'm hoping to cosplay (fem) Shepard from Mass Effect, Chell from Portal and Elsa from Frozen. I wanna get more muscles (I'm actually not so bad for my age and all) but I'm a goalie in soccer, so... I dunno, it'd help. Plus it'd look cool. Haha!
User avatar #88 - zaperzero (09/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, Arty is a badass so i wanna play him (Plus he's a lefty...*drools* I love lefties~). Elsa seems like the one you'd need the least muscular definition to cos as, so if ya think you're thin enough that'd probably be great to start with. ^_^ Then Chell next, and of course Shepard requires gettin' shredded like Admin.
User avatar #101 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
My favourite colour's light blue. Green's nice, too.
User avatar #102 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
:o My crush loves the color light blue. He's more into aqua-teal though. Green is nice, and I love blue too. Hm...now what to ask next...Oh! Do you have any pets?
User avatar #99 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Uh... I don't know. Haha. Soooooooo... what's your favourite colour?
User avatar #100 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
I like green. The black of FJ has grown to have a place in my heart too, though.
User avatar #97 - jellybaby (09/13/2014) [-]
Left handed-ness! Haha.
User avatar #98 - zaperzero (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh yeaaa! That is correct. >-> Now what to do with this information.
User avatar #95 - jellybaby (09/12/2014) [-]
Haha. I guess they're not very common.
User avatar #96 - zaperzero (09/12/2014) [-]
:o I have forgotten what it was that isn't very common now and can't find it in our hidden messages. Lol.
User avatar #93 - jellybaby (09/08/2014) [-]
Left handed characters are pretty cool.
User avatar #94 - zaperzero (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah! ...too bad I can't think of any more right now.
User avatar #91 - jellybaby (09/07/2014) [-]
Well, we could always teach ourself to be ambidextrous. Besides, I highly doubt anyone actually does much with a sword when cosplaying... I hope... Haha.
User avatar #92 - zaperzero (09/07/2014) [-]
True, haha. I'm a leftie and love the fact that Artorias was build to be left handed.
User avatar #89 - jellybaby (09/07/2014) [-]
Haha. I like lefties, but as a righty myself, it'd be a bit hard. Yeah, I think I'm good enough to do Elsa. Chell isn't that much more muscular than I am, so she wouldn't be hard... And Shepard is in full body armour, haha.
User avatar #90 - zaperzero (09/07/2014) [-]
True, true. I myself am a lefty, so anyone clad in puppy-based armor who is a badass magical swordsman of the abyss, using his left hand, is A-OK by me.
#37 - It's legitimately funny that the character who has his intelle…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Rest In Fucking Pieces. +9
#53 - Rascal (09/05/2014) [-]
So basically it's not funny unless you've seen it? Just like most anime jokes

I like watching anime, but this stuff isn't funny out of context.
#33 - Don't know how everyone has had such an easy time with Gwyn. …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Is it thought? -1
User avatar #59 - deadnanners (09/05/2014) [-]
once you get the hang of parrying he is easy, four kings is also the easiest boss in the game just get havels or giants and iron flesh pyromancy then go to town on them with your strongest weapon
User avatar #82 - zaperzero (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm used to using weapons or armor for cosplays/challenge runs, so Havel's Set isn't usually an option.
#57 - Cheat was good. 09/04/2014 on Videogame market today 0
#80 - He's my lover, and it wasn't fat he was saying I was. :3…  [+] (22 new replies) 09/04/2014 on I heard you like stolen... +1
User avatar #81 - jellybaby (09/05/2014) [-]
That sounds cute. (: I kinda wanna cross-dress sometimes, but I have very feminine features. I doubt I can pull it off.
User avatar #82 - zaperzero (09/05/2014) [-]
Try for it. I look masculine most of the time, but parting my hair in just the right ways makes me mistakable for a woman.
User avatar #83 - jellybaby (09/05/2014) [-]
Well, luckily I have a very gender-neutral voice and big, hairy legs, haha. So maybe I could pull off looking like a boy. I guess I'd just have to make my lips less red. Besides, I'm still going through puberty and stuff, so... After that's all done, I might give it a go!
User avatar #84 - zaperzero (09/05/2014) [-]
Go ahead and try it then!
User avatar #85 - jellybaby (09/06/2014) [-]
Will do! Especially for cosplay. I love dressing up.
User avatar #86 - zaperzero (09/06/2014) [-]
I wanna get fit so I can cosplay too. :3 I wanna cosplay as Artorias of Dark Souls.
User avatar #87 - jellybaby (09/06/2014) [-]
Ooh, I just searched him up. That armour looks really cool. If you do cosplay him, you should totally put it on here! I'm hoping to cosplay (fem) Shepard from Mass Effect, Chell from Portal and Elsa from Frozen. I wanna get more muscles (I'm actually not so bad for my age and all) but I'm a goalie in soccer, so... I dunno, it'd help. Plus it'd look cool. Haha!
User avatar #88 - zaperzero (09/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, Arty is a badass so i wanna play him (Plus he's a lefty...*drools* I love lefties~). Elsa seems like the one you'd need the least muscular definition to cos as, so if ya think you're thin enough that'd probably be great to start with. ^_^ Then Chell next, and of course Shepard requires gettin' shredded like Admin.
User avatar #101 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
My favourite colour's light blue. Green's nice, too.
User avatar #102 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
:o My crush loves the color light blue. He's more into aqua-teal though. Green is nice, and I love blue too. Hm...now what to ask next...Oh! Do you have any pets?
User avatar #99 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Uh... I don't know. Haha. Soooooooo... what's your favourite colour?
User avatar #100 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
I like green. The black of FJ has grown to have a place in my heart too, though.
User avatar #97 - jellybaby (09/13/2014) [-]
Left handed-ness! Haha.
User avatar #98 - zaperzero (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh yeaaa! That is correct. >-> Now what to do with this information.
User avatar #95 - jellybaby (09/12/2014) [-]
Haha. I guess they're not very common.
User avatar #96 - zaperzero (09/12/2014) [-]
:o I have forgotten what it was that isn't very common now and can't find it in our hidden messages. Lol.
User avatar #93 - jellybaby (09/08/2014) [-]
Left handed characters are pretty cool.
User avatar #94 - zaperzero (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah! ...too bad I can't think of any more right now.
User avatar #91 - jellybaby (09/07/2014) [-]
Well, we could always teach ourself to be ambidextrous. Besides, I highly doubt anyone actually does much with a sword when cosplaying... I hope... Haha.
User avatar #92 - zaperzero (09/07/2014) [-]
True, haha. I'm a leftie and love the fact that Artorias was build to be left handed.
User avatar #89 - jellybaby (09/07/2014) [-]
Haha. I like lefties, but as a righty myself, it'd be a bit hard. Yeah, I think I'm good enough to do Elsa. Chell isn't that much more muscular than I am, so she wouldn't be hard... And Shepard is in full body armour, haha.
User avatar #90 - zaperzero (09/07/2014) [-]
True, true. I myself am a lefty, so anyone clad in puppy-based armor who is a badass magical swordsman of the abyss, using his left hand, is A-OK by me.
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User avatar #79 - jellybaby (09/04/2014) [-]
That's a little mean. But hey, motivation is motivation!
User avatar #80 - zaperzero (09/04/2014) [-]
He's my lover, and it wasn't fat he was saying I was. :3 I'm a sucker for compliments and he knows it~
User avatar #81 - jellybaby (09/05/2014) [-]
That sounds cute. (: I kinda wanna cross-dress sometimes, but I have very feminine features. I doubt I can pull it off.
User avatar #82 - zaperzero (09/05/2014) [-]
Try for it. I look masculine most of the time, but parting my hair in just the right ways makes me mistakable for a woman.
User avatar #83 - jellybaby (09/05/2014) [-]
Well, luckily I have a very gender-neutral voice and big, hairy legs, haha. So maybe I could pull off looking like a boy. I guess I'd just have to make my lips less red. Besides, I'm still going through puberty and stuff, so... After that's all done, I might give it a go!
User avatar #84 - zaperzero (09/05/2014) [-]
Go ahead and try it then!
User avatar #85 - jellybaby (09/06/2014) [-]
Will do! Especially for cosplay. I love dressing up.
User avatar #86 - zaperzero (09/06/2014) [-]
I wanna get fit so I can cosplay too. :3 I wanna cosplay as Artorias of Dark Souls.
User avatar #87 - jellybaby (09/06/2014) [-]
Ooh, I just searched him up. That armour looks really cool. If you do cosplay him, you should totally put it on here! I'm hoping to cosplay (fem) Shepard from Mass Effect, Chell from Portal and Elsa from Frozen. I wanna get more muscles (I'm actually not so bad for my age and all) but I'm a goalie in soccer, so... I dunno, it'd help. Plus it'd look cool. Haha!
User avatar #88 - zaperzero (09/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, Arty is a badass so i wanna play him (Plus he's a lefty...*drools* I love lefties~). Elsa seems like the one you'd need the least muscular definition to cos as, so if ya think you're thin enough that'd probably be great to start with. ^_^ Then Chell next, and of course Shepard requires gettin' shredded like Admin.
User avatar #101 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
My favourite colour's light blue. Green's nice, too.
User avatar #102 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
:o My crush loves the color light blue. He's more into aqua-teal though. Green is nice, and I love blue too. Hm...now what to ask next...Oh! Do you have any pets?
User avatar #99 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Uh... I don't know. Haha. Soooooooo... what's your favourite colour?
User avatar #100 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
I like green. The black of FJ has grown to have a place in my heart too, though.
User avatar #97 - jellybaby (09/13/2014) [-]
Left handed-ness! Haha.
User avatar #98 - zaperzero (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh yeaaa! That is correct. >-> Now what to do with this information.
User avatar #95 - jellybaby (09/12/2014) [-]
Haha. I guess they're not very common.
User avatar #96 - zaperzero (09/12/2014) [-]
:o I have forgotten what it was that isn't very common now and can't find it in our hidden messages. Lol.
User avatar #93 - jellybaby (09/08/2014) [-]
Left handed characters are pretty cool.
User avatar #94 - zaperzero (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah! ...too bad I can't think of any more right now.
User avatar #91 - jellybaby (09/07/2014) [-]
Well, we could always teach ourself to be ambidextrous. Besides, I highly doubt anyone actually does much with a sword when cosplaying... I hope... Haha.
User avatar #92 - zaperzero (09/07/2014) [-]
True, haha. I'm a leftie and love the fact that Artorias was build to be left handed.
User avatar #89 - jellybaby (09/07/2014) [-]
Haha. I like lefties, but as a righty myself, it'd be a bit hard. Yeah, I think I'm good enough to do Elsa. Chell isn't that much more muscular than I am, so she wouldn't be hard... And Shepard is in full body armour, haha.
User avatar #90 - zaperzero (09/07/2014) [-]
True, true. I myself am a lefty, so anyone clad in puppy-based armor who is a badass magical swordsman of the abyss, using his left hand, is A-OK by me.
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User avatar #47 - scapeartist (06/15/2015) [-]
"And of course you can play as a female." And the fans cheered radically. Yet there was only one guy saying "beard!" So many games have women but not beards. Just beard-double-standards"

Don't chicken out of your comments bro.
User avatar #48 to #47 - zaperzero (06/16/2015) [-]
I simply realized how retarded that sounded immediately after posting it.
#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
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User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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