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zaperzero

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#3 - Religion mentioned, time for the try-hard faux-atheist ***… 02/11/2015 on Ventriculus mesencephali +3
#14 - "She's a little beta at times." 02/11/2015 on It could save your life +5
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#29 - theplanetearth (02/11/2015) [-]
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#1151 - Playing Smite, because it's a good moba and I don't hate the c… 02/10/2015 on What games are you playing... 0
#78 - I didn't claim it's groundbreaking. I claimed it's really … 02/09/2015 on Yeh... +1
#74 - Quality over age, friend. LoL and DotA are good games, and de…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Yeh... +1
User avatar #75 - spleed (02/09/2015) [-]
DotA essentially started MOBAs
LoL was made and became popular.
Everything made after rushed to meet the demand and the profits.

You can cling to the argument that its release date is what set it below the pack, but if the game was truly groundbreaking then it would be up there.
User avatar #78 - zaperzero (02/09/2015) [-]
I didn't claim it's groundbreaking.
I claimed it's really good and its control scheme doesn't ruin the game for me, so I enjoy it for that. It doesn't even come close to touching the numbers on LoL, not because it's a bad game, but because it has yet to have the same dev time, time for a fandom to form, and the game isn't good enough to peal away LoL and Dota's fandoms.
If Smite were good enough to dominate while still being only about 4 or 5 months since its release and competing with games that have rigorous to master metas, immense fandoms, and some of the most devoted groups of followers to ever grace gaming, then it would have to be the most insanely good game to ever exist. Ever. It's a good game, but don't get me wrong, it's no fucking godsend heaven on earth paradise of a game that has the ability to siphon away aged and devoted fandoms in an instant.
#11 - Well I could bring up my friend who aims to be the best boxer … 02/09/2015 on what a coincidenc 0
#71 - It's only on the lower end because it is so much younger than …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Yeh... 0
User avatar #73 - spleed (02/09/2015) [-]
If it was really as worthy as you make it out to be it would be up there.

Time is hardly a factor.

Everquest came out before WoW, and here WoW is now with 10 million subs and Everquest essentially a ghosttown.
User avatar #74 - zaperzero (02/09/2015) [-]
Quality over age, friend. LoL and DotA are good games, and deffinately ones that deserve to set the standard. It's really unfair to pit a newbie up against them in a numbers game. If DotA 2 came out 4 or 5 years before LoL and already had a big competitor on par with it, I guarantee that the old players of the rival to Dota2 and Dota2 would both stick to their roots rather than learning a completely new set of characters and items to balance around, they'd do like people in smite conquest do and whine about the "meta of the other games is like this" and so on and so forth.
User avatar #75 - spleed (02/09/2015) [-]
DotA essentially started MOBAs
LoL was made and became popular.
Everything made after rushed to meet the demand and the profits.

You can cling to the argument that its release date is what set it below the pack, but if the game was truly groundbreaking then it would be up there.
User avatar #78 - zaperzero (02/09/2015) [-]
I didn't claim it's groundbreaking.
I claimed it's really good and its control scheme doesn't ruin the game for me, so I enjoy it for that. It doesn't even come close to touching the numbers on LoL, not because it's a bad game, but because it has yet to have the same dev time, time for a fandom to form, and the game isn't good enough to peal away LoL and Dota's fandoms.
If Smite were good enough to dominate while still being only about 4 or 5 months since its release and competing with games that have rigorous to master metas, immense fandoms, and some of the most devoted groups of followers to ever grace gaming, then it would have to be the most insanely good game to ever exist. Ever. It's a good game, but don't get me wrong, it's no fucking godsend heaven on earth paradise of a game that has the ability to siphon away aged and devoted fandoms in an instant.
#67 - It's a good game. Come on, man, I see LoL comments and Dota c…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Yeh... +1
#68 - spleed (02/09/2015) [-]
Sorry dude.
It's on the lower end of the spectrum. Numbers don't lie.
User avatar #71 - zaperzero (02/09/2015) [-]
It's only on the lower end because it is so much younger than its competition in the moba fields. DotA 1 was shit and DotA 2 and LoL came out around the same time, so their respective fandoms are about the same age. The two of them also pretty much founded the genre in and of themselves, so it's not like a newcomer is easily going to compete with them at all unless said newcomer blows the competition out of the water.
Also, I have a severe disdain for the controls of Dota and LoL, it feels really clunky and always has, even after a lot of practice. I gave up both of them and Path of Exile for that reason.
User avatar #73 - spleed (02/09/2015) [-]
If it was really as worthy as you make it out to be it would be up there.

Time is hardly a factor.

Everquest came out before WoW, and here WoW is now with 10 million subs and Everquest essentially a ghosttown.
User avatar #74 - zaperzero (02/09/2015) [-]
Quality over age, friend. LoL and DotA are good games, and deffinately ones that deserve to set the standard. It's really unfair to pit a newbie up against them in a numbers game. If DotA 2 came out 4 or 5 years before LoL and already had a big competitor on par with it, I guarantee that the old players of the rival to Dota2 and Dota2 would both stick to their roots rather than learning a completely new set of characters and items to balance around, they'd do like people in smite conquest do and whine about the "meta of the other games is like this" and so on and so forth.
User avatar #75 - spleed (02/09/2015) [-]
DotA essentially started MOBAs
LoL was made and became popular.
Everything made after rushed to meet the demand and the profits.

You can cling to the argument that its release date is what set it below the pack, but if the game was truly groundbreaking then it would be up there.
User avatar #78 - zaperzero (02/09/2015) [-]
I didn't claim it's groundbreaking.
I claimed it's really good and its control scheme doesn't ruin the game for me, so I enjoy it for that. It doesn't even come close to touching the numbers on LoL, not because it's a bad game, but because it has yet to have the same dev time, time for a fandom to form, and the game isn't good enough to peal away LoL and Dota's fandoms.
If Smite were good enough to dominate while still being only about 4 or 5 months since its release and competing with games that have rigorous to master metas, immense fandoms, and some of the most devoted groups of followers to ever grace gaming, then it would have to be the most insanely good game to ever exist. Ever. It's a good game, but don't get me wrong, it's no fucking godsend heaven on earth paradise of a game that has the ability to siphon away aged and devoted fandoms in an instant.
#9 - Yeah, I know. Like...if people were just nice enough to say,&…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2015 on what a coincidenc 0
User avatar #10 - srhkid (02/09/2015) [-]
That paragraph just took me for a rollercoaster ride. It threw me many loops..
User avatar #11 - zaperzero (02/09/2015) [-]
Well I could bring up my friend who aims to be the best boxer in the world and wants to be a champion before the age Mike Tyson was that man has given me so much bullshit that I don't believe it's crazy... , or the lesbian who asked me to roleplay as a girl and later became one of my closest friends, or the girl (who I'm pretty sure I met through omegle, but given I know her on FJ and Skype, it's hard to say which came first...but she's cool), or the woman who had me feed her until she exploded from too much D and too much cake...twice. Or the guy who I roleplayed being twin japanese schoolgirls with...japanese school girls who happened to be leviathan sea monsters like an octopus and lochness monster.
I have stories for days from the site, it's crazy how many neat people you meet.
#7 - Stranger 1: M Stranger 2: D/C - - - Stranger 1: Hi…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2015 on what a coincidenc +1
User avatar #8 - srhkid (02/09/2015) [-]
I actually like to talk to random people. I don't care if they are a m or f. But fuck, don't disconnect. I hate omegle now..
User avatar #9 - zaperzero (02/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know. Like...if people were just nice enough to say,"Sorry, I'm actually here to have some roleplays or trade pics or ..." Then tell me they have to be going cus they have limited time, like everyone does, then it'd be fine. Holding a fine conversation is amazing and I've met some of my closest friends through omegle. My first crush was a tranny I met, my first girlfriend (yeah, both of those I was in freshman year as a highschooler, don't blame me too harshly...and I was careful with myself), my second girlfriend, my boyfriend's current ex and one of my favorite faggoty punching bags (long story there), a woman who I have occasional talks with about how she fucks her cousin, a Swedish woman who got my best friend a girlfriend for a very long time, and possibly again later down the line, some people who are helping get me into DnD, one of my favorite friends (a third place for being my best friend). That's not even all of them. The trouble is...all of the good ones are few and far between. Not to mention you can be stuck in 10+ hour conversations with someone at times, so it's not something you can do without a lot of free time.
User avatar #10 - srhkid (02/09/2015) [-]
That paragraph just took me for a rollercoaster ride. It threw me many loops..
User avatar #11 - zaperzero (02/09/2015) [-]
Well I could bring up my friend who aims to be the best boxer in the world and wants to be a champion before the age Mike Tyson was that man has given me so much bullshit that I don't believe it's crazy... , or the lesbian who asked me to roleplay as a girl and later became one of my closest friends, or the girl (who I'm pretty sure I met through omegle, but given I know her on FJ and Skype, it's hard to say which came first...but she's cool), or the woman who had me feed her until she exploded from too much D and too much cake...twice. Or the guy who I roleplayed being twin japanese schoolgirls with...japanese school girls who happened to be leviathan sea monsters like an octopus and lochness monster.
I have stories for days from the site, it's crazy how many neat people you meet.
#5 - asl?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/09/2015 on what a coincidenc 0
User avatar #6 - srhkid (02/09/2015) [-]
M 19

*stranger disconnected*
User avatar #7 - zaperzero (02/09/2015) [-]
Stranger 1: M
Stranger 2: D/C
- - -
Stranger 1: Hi
Stranger 2: F?
Stranger 1: D/C
- - -
Stranger 1: Hi
Stranger 2: Heya
*several moments of not knowing what to do and being afraid to ask ASL or bring up another topic*

90% of Omegle conversations
User avatar #8 - srhkid (02/09/2015) [-]
I actually like to talk to random people. I don't care if they are a m or f. But fuck, don't disconnect. I hate omegle now..
User avatar #9 - zaperzero (02/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know. Like...if people were just nice enough to say,"Sorry, I'm actually here to have some roleplays or trade pics or ..." Then tell me they have to be going cus they have limited time, like everyone does, then it'd be fine. Holding a fine conversation is amazing and I've met some of my closest friends through omegle. My first crush was a tranny I met, my first girlfriend (yeah, both of those I was in freshman year as a highschooler, don't blame me too harshly...and I was careful with myself), my second girlfriend, my boyfriend's current ex and one of my favorite faggoty punching bags (long story there), a woman who I have occasional talks with about how she fucks her cousin, a Swedish woman who got my best friend a girlfriend for a very long time, and possibly again later down the line, some people who are helping get me into DnD, one of my favorite friends (a third place for being my best friend). That's not even all of them. The trouble is...all of the good ones are few and far between. Not to mention you can be stuck in 10+ hour conversations with someone at times, so it's not something you can do without a lot of free time.
User avatar #10 - srhkid (02/09/2015) [-]
That paragraph just took me for a rollercoaster ride. It threw me many loops..
User avatar #11 - zaperzero (02/09/2015) [-]
Well I could bring up my friend who aims to be the best boxer in the world and wants to be a champion before the age Mike Tyson was that man has given me so much bullshit that I don't believe it's crazy... , or the lesbian who asked me to roleplay as a girl and later became one of my closest friends, or the girl (who I'm pretty sure I met through omegle, but given I know her on FJ and Skype, it's hard to say which came first...but she's cool), or the woman who had me feed her until she exploded from too much D and too much cake...twice. Or the guy who I roleplayed being twin japanese schoolgirls with...japanese school girls who happened to be leviathan sea monsters like an octopus and lochness monster.
I have stories for days from the site, it's crazy how many neat people you meet.
#64 - Smite master race, you non-god-playing scrubs.  [+] (13 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Yeh... +1
#101 - KHNobody (03/07/2015) [-]
I don't smite at all -v- It's a interesting take on MOBA's. the ONLY problem I have with smite is how half your gods have the same fucking ult. This dude jumps into the air and stays up there untill he wants to slam down or do something from the air.
User avatar #102 - zaperzero (03/08/2015) [-]
Rama's ult is a jump in the air with shots, Thanatos' ult is a fly in the air with an execute, Thor's ult is a fly in the air to dive too, Ne Zha's fly in the air is a banish to hold enemies in damage after a dash, Nu Wa's ult is fly in the air and nuke everyone with mediocre damage. That is all of the fly in the air ults in the game unless you count Ao Kuang (he can only go in the air if his ult executes, then it turns into thor's). I dont think that's that many given there's 64 gods now.
User avatar #103 - KHNobody (03/08/2015) [-]
There is a lot more than that but I seriously just don't wanna make a list unless I have too. And that's still a lot to me but like I said before, I don't care what MOBA you play. to each there own. I tried HotS and idk it just seems dulled down too much....havn't tried Smite yet but I should most likely get a better comp before I do. And Dota i'd rahter not learn Russian.
User avatar #104 - zaperzero (03/08/2015) [-]
Smite is suprizingly low requirements for a computer. I wouldn't play right now, though. The newest god kinda needs a patch as she's broken as fuck. She got a new type of CC that stops basic attacks and that ability also gives a ludicrous healing every three shots so her attack speed build is a demon. She also has so many options it's dumb.
Warriors in smite tend to be pretty bs to deal with, but she is special.
#66 - spleed (02/09/2015) [-]
#79 - hubabalu (02/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #67 - zaperzero (02/09/2015) [-]
It's a good game. Come on, man, I see LoL comments and Dota comments on one another's posts all the time.
#68 - spleed (02/09/2015) [-]
Sorry dude.
It's on the lower end of the spectrum. Numbers don't lie.
User avatar #71 - zaperzero (02/09/2015) [-]
It's only on the lower end because it is so much younger than its competition in the moba fields. DotA 1 was shit and DotA 2 and LoL came out around the same time, so their respective fandoms are about the same age. The two of them also pretty much founded the genre in and of themselves, so it's not like a newcomer is easily going to compete with them at all unless said newcomer blows the competition out of the water.
Also, I have a severe disdain for the controls of Dota and LoL, it feels really clunky and always has, even after a lot of practice. I gave up both of them and Path of Exile for that reason.
User avatar #73 - spleed (02/09/2015) [-]
If it was really as worthy as you make it out to be it would be up there.

Time is hardly a factor.

Everquest came out before WoW, and here WoW is now with 10 million subs and Everquest essentially a ghosttown.
User avatar #74 - zaperzero (02/09/2015) [-]
Quality over age, friend. LoL and DotA are good games, and deffinately ones that deserve to set the standard. It's really unfair to pit a newbie up against them in a numbers game. If DotA 2 came out 4 or 5 years before LoL and already had a big competitor on par with it, I guarantee that the old players of the rival to Dota2 and Dota2 would both stick to their roots rather than learning a completely new set of characters and items to balance around, they'd do like people in smite conquest do and whine about the "meta of the other games is like this" and so on and so forth.
User avatar #75 - spleed (02/09/2015) [-]
DotA essentially started MOBAs
LoL was made and became popular.
Everything made after rushed to meet the demand and the profits.

You can cling to the argument that its release date is what set it below the pack, but if the game was truly groundbreaking then it would be up there.
User avatar #78 - zaperzero (02/09/2015) [-]
I didn't claim it's groundbreaking.
I claimed it's really good and its control scheme doesn't ruin the game for me, so I enjoy it for that. It doesn't even come close to touching the numbers on LoL, not because it's a bad game, but because it has yet to have the same dev time, time for a fandom to form, and the game isn't good enough to peal away LoL and Dota's fandoms.
If Smite were good enough to dominate while still being only about 4 or 5 months since its release and competing with games that have rigorous to master metas, immense fandoms, and some of the most devoted groups of followers to ever grace gaming, then it would have to be the most insanely good game to ever exist. Ever. It's a good game, but don't get me wrong, it's no fucking godsend heaven on earth paradise of a game that has the ability to siphon away aged and devoted fandoms in an instant.
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User avatar #47 - scapeartist (06/15/2015) [-]
"And of course you can play as a female." And the fans cheered radically. Yet there was only one guy saying "beard!" So many games have women but not beards. Just beard-double-standards"

Don't chicken out of your comments bro.
User avatar #48 to #47 - zaperzero (06/16/2015) [-]
I simply realized how retarded that sounded immediately after posting it.
#36 - jellybaby (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have a cute lil' dog called Coco, you? (Continuing the conversation here, it's easier!)
User avatar #37 to #36 - zaperzero (09/15/2014) [-]
Good idea. I have a pit named Misty, but no pics of her on my computer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Sounds cute.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep! She keeps whinning to get into my room though, which is annoying. I do, however, understand that she just wants to hang out.
The guy who is helping me get inspired to lose weight just got a pet yesterday.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jellybaby (09/16/2014) [-]
Can't you just keep the door open? Haha. Cool, what kind of pet does he have?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zaperzero (09/16/2014) [-]
I can't keep it open. If I do then everybody will hear my conversations with my gay lover... >///> Or something like that. He got a little Beta fishy. He was also supposed to get this weird species of frog that starts about the size of a nickel as soon as it's no longer a tad pole and winds up being about the size of a softball.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jellybaby (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah, that's understandable. Aww, I love beta fish! They're so pretty. That sounds cool. I wouldn't want one myself, though, haha. I kinda want a python or a parrot, but ehh I don't fancy cleaning up poop.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (09/17/2014) [-]
He happens to want a python, a puppy, a few birds, some lizards (like a komodo dragon), foxes, cats, and more fish. His dad and eventual college only allow fish though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybaby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a lot of things to look after, haha. Ah well, at least he can have his beta fishy.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zaperzero (09/20/2014) [-]
Yep. He is loving his little Beta. He named it Metal.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jellybaby (09/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal.
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User avatar #35 to #34 - zaperzero (06/21/2014) [-]
10/10, would bread again.
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