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Date Signed Up:6/23/2012
Last Login:7/26/2016
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Level 63 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 64 Content: FJ Cultist
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#128 - spam tho 06/27/2016 on This guy destroys all of... 0
#136 - is...that a bad thing? 06/27/2016 on Play To Lose, AND Pay To Lose 0
#135 - What do you mean by open up? What did you tell them? 06/27/2016 on Play To Lose, AND Pay To Lose 0
#177 - >chair 06/26/2016 on languages 0
#575 - >british banking stocks dropped 20+% >GBP lost 9% of…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2016 on RIP EU +3
#680 - anon (06/25/2016) [-]
"A Prime Minister resigned. The £ plummeted. The FTSE 100 lost significant ground. But then the £ rallied past February levels, and the FTSE closed on a weekly high: 2.4% up on last Friday, its best performance in 4 months. President Obama decided we wouldn't be at the 'back of the queue' after all and that our 'special relationship' was still strong. The French President confirmed the Le Touquet agreement would stay in place. The President of the European Commission stated Brexit negations would be 'orderly' and stressed the UK would continue to be a 'close partner' of the EU. A big bank denied reports it would shift 2,000 staff overseas. The CBI, vehemently anti-Brexit during the referendum campaign, stated British business was resilient and would adapt. Several countries outside the EU stated they wished to begin bi-lateral trade talks with the UK immediately. If this was the predicted apocalypse, well, it was a very British one. It was all over by teatime. Not a bad first day of freedom." - Suzanne Evans, UKIP
#632 - theattackmaster (06/25/2016) [-]
>gibraltar vulnerable to spanish annexation

You know, the Argies once tried to annex British land, ask them how it went.
#577 - anon (06/25/2016) [-]
it won't be boring, I'm just here for the show
#301 - I dont even care what she says. This expression just irks me e… 06/24/2016 on The bible is bad for you. 0
#141 - What kind of oil do you use? I have thick hair and i feel like…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2016 on Thick hair 0
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#150 - mrmystery (06/23/2016) [-]
I was referring to the natural oils in your scalp. As days go by your scalp produces natural oils that you can distribute through your hair by brushing it. Too little of the oils and your hair looks like a fuzzball. Thats why you have to condition. Too much oil and you look like a mouth-breathing basement warmer that never gets out into the light of day.
#86 - I understand about waiting that awkward year, but what's that …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2016 on He knows how to get you back 0
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#116 - lobbert (06/23/2016) [-]
For whatever reason math credits are only good for 3 years from when you finished your last class which happens to be the gap between when you finish high school to when you finish your mission.
#5 - dafuq. 06/22/2016 on Whut 0
#234 - You start off speaking broadly and then continue with "we… 06/22/2016 on Kermit destroys /v/ 0