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#2318 - **zandersave rolls 325,181,341**  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#2320 - zandersave (10/24/2014) [-]
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#2316 - **zandersave rolls 808,097,615**  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#2318 - zandersave (10/24/2014) [-]
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#2320 - zandersave (10/24/2014) [-]
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#2315 - **zandersave rolls 720,581,452**  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#2316 - zandersave (10/24/2014) [-]
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#2318 - zandersave (10/24/2014) [-]
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#2320 - zandersave (10/24/2014) [-]
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#2313 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#2315 - zandersave (10/24/2014) [-]
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#2316 - zandersave (10/24/2014) [-]
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#2318 - zandersave (10/24/2014) [-]
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#2320 - zandersave (10/24/2014) [-]
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#89 - You! I need that episode number now! 10/15/2014 on Marceline and Bubblegum... 0
#51 - omfg its admin only 20 mins ago! Dont mess this up dont mess t… 10/12/2014 on How Admin got rich +4
#18 - wait i dont get the joke, come back. Am i retarded?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on WB got it right 0
#34 - youlikeme (10/11/2014) [-]
probably
#32 - Doesnt have to be one insect, it can be multiple types. Nobody… 09/24/2014 on Hold it 0
#30 - unless you know, you mosquitoes leave behind an ecological nic…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Hold it 0
User avatar #31 - VincentKing (09/24/2014) [-]
with said insect having to live in each area the mosquitos did, and eat the same foods that they would. To take its place, it would have to be very close to it, otherwise what it eats would lower in population, and that things food would rise, and so on.
#32 - zandersave (09/24/2014) [-]
Doesnt have to be one insect, it can be multiple types. Nobody can really predict what will happen really.
#8 - well i'm no expert, but they did mention it was a sloth. Human…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2014 on The Acid Stash +16
User avatar #9 - TwiztidNinja (09/24/2014) [-]
We could always go give a sloth 7500 acid tabs and see what happens i guess?
Science!
User avatar #73 - broale (09/24/2014) [-]
Science killed an elephant once with LSD. [spoiler] www.erowid.org/chemicals/lsd/lsd_history4.shtml[/spoiler]
#53 - animalassasin (09/24/2014) [-]
a sloth can die on a full stomach because its metabolism is so slow, i'm not sure if its relavent, but ho hey
#63 - baconsparklez (09/24/2014) [-]
Not because it's metabolism is so slow, because it can slow it down.
#135 - /watch?v=Xf8CPrDGQac is just one link. A young, probably fit … 09/23/2014 on Weird animal comp 0
#133 - Every chimp attack in, like, ever the human never harmed the c…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Weird animal comp 0
User avatar #134 - commontroll (09/23/2014) [-]
Show me the humans that were stupid enough to get close enough to one. They're usually a fat person who has one as a pet. Odds are they're not prepared physically or mentally for fighting a chimp. And usually the problem in the wild is that they're in groups and you're in their domain, with trees and such to climb. Put a human and a chimp in an empty (or mostly empty) hallway and I bet the human will win due to being better suited for the close and cramped quarters fighting without vantage points for the mankey.
#136 - mankey (09/23/2014) [-]
#135 - zandersave (09/23/2014) [-]
/watch?v=Xf8CPrDGQac is just one link. A young, probably fit 26 year old is horrfically injured. He was mentally prepared because he was volunteering at a wildlife institute, so he knew what he was getting into. He could barely do shit, he was just dragged around. His powerful human legs couldnt stop them from dragging him 100 feet.
#131 - No, if you grapple with a chimp you lose. You will not have ti…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Weird animal comp 0
User avatar #132 - commontroll (09/23/2014) [-]
That's why I said you don't grapple with them.

And believe me, if you're a moderately active human being, you should be able to so sufficient damage to a chimp, and be able to react fast enough that they won't get to your face.
#133 - zandersave (09/23/2014) [-]
Every chimp attack in, like, ever the human never harmed the chimp. Take that as evidence
User avatar #134 - commontroll (09/23/2014) [-]
Show me the humans that were stupid enough to get close enough to one. They're usually a fat person who has one as a pet. Odds are they're not prepared physically or mentally for fighting a chimp. And usually the problem in the wild is that they're in groups and you're in their domain, with trees and such to climb. Put a human and a chimp in an empty (or mostly empty) hallway and I bet the human will win due to being better suited for the close and cramped quarters fighting without vantage points for the mankey.
#136 - mankey (09/23/2014) [-]
#135 - zandersave (09/23/2014) [-]
/watch?v=Xf8CPrDGQac is just one link. A young, probably fit 26 year old is horrfically injured. He was mentally prepared because he was volunteering at a wildlife institute, so he knew what he was getting into. He could barely do shit, he was just dragged around. His powerful human legs couldnt stop them from dragging him 100 feet.
#129 - As if theyre going to stay still while you kick them. The poin…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Weird animal comp 0
User avatar #130 - commontroll (09/23/2014) [-]
If you're trying to grapple with a chimp, you're gonna have a bad time. Just practice Tae Kwon Do, and you'll be a lot better at kicks, with better speed and flexibility. Fucking monkeys ain't shit when you kill them with a spinning roundhouse.
#131 - zandersave (09/23/2014) [-]
No, if you grapple with a chimp you lose. You will not have time to roundhouse a chimp. A chimp does not pause and challenge you. He will go for the face every time, and he will instantly do so. Your martial arts dont mean shit unless you have the muscle behind it to pull him off your face.
User avatar #132 - commontroll (09/23/2014) [-]
That's why I said you don't grapple with them.

And believe me, if you're a moderately active human being, you should be able to so sufficient damage to a chimp, and be able to react fast enough that they won't get to your face.
#133 - zandersave (09/23/2014) [-]
Every chimp attack in, like, ever the human never harmed the chimp. Take that as evidence
User avatar #134 - commontroll (09/23/2014) [-]
Show me the humans that were stupid enough to get close enough to one. They're usually a fat person who has one as a pet. Odds are they're not prepared physically or mentally for fighting a chimp. And usually the problem in the wild is that they're in groups and you're in their domain, with trees and such to climb. Put a human and a chimp in an empty (or mostly empty) hallway and I bet the human will win due to being better suited for the close and cramped quarters fighting without vantage points for the mankey.
#136 - mankey (09/23/2014) [-]
#135 - zandersave (09/23/2014) [-]
/watch?v=Xf8CPrDGQac is just one link. A young, probably fit 26 year old is horrfically injured. He was mentally prepared because he was volunteering at a wildlife institute, so he knew what he was getting into. He could barely do shit, he was just dragged around. His powerful human legs couldnt stop them from dragging him 100 feet.
#47 - well yes but can you grip around a human arm with your feet  [+] (10 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Weird animal comp +1
User avatar #78 - commontroll (09/23/2014) [-]
You wouldn't need to. Just put on a pair of track spikes or steel toed boots and kick the fuckers repeatedly. Human legs are incredibly strong, especially when it comes to fight or flight responses.
#129 - zandersave (09/23/2014) [-]
As if theyre going to stay still while you kick them. The point was that arms are just way more precise and agile than legs which for most people only move in one direction.
User avatar #130 - commontroll (09/23/2014) [-]
If you're trying to grapple with a chimp, you're gonna have a bad time. Just practice Tae Kwon Do, and you'll be a lot better at kicks, with better speed and flexibility. Fucking monkeys ain't shit when you kill them with a spinning roundhouse.
#131 - zandersave (09/23/2014) [-]
No, if you grapple with a chimp you lose. You will not have time to roundhouse a chimp. A chimp does not pause and challenge you. He will go for the face every time, and he will instantly do so. Your martial arts dont mean shit unless you have the muscle behind it to pull him off your face.
User avatar #132 - commontroll (09/23/2014) [-]
That's why I said you don't grapple with them.

And believe me, if you're a moderately active human being, you should be able to so sufficient damage to a chimp, and be able to react fast enough that they won't get to your face.
#133 - zandersave (09/23/2014) [-]
Every chimp attack in, like, ever the human never harmed the chimp. Take that as evidence
User avatar #134 - commontroll (09/23/2014) [-]
Show me the humans that were stupid enough to get close enough to one. They're usually a fat person who has one as a pet. Odds are they're not prepared physically or mentally for fighting a chimp. And usually the problem in the wild is that they're in groups and you're in their domain, with trees and such to climb. Put a human and a chimp in an empty (or mostly empty) hallway and I bet the human will win due to being better suited for the close and cramped quarters fighting without vantage points for the mankey.
#136 - mankey (09/23/2014) [-]
#135 - zandersave (09/23/2014) [-]
/watch?v=Xf8CPrDGQac is just one link. A young, probably fit 26 year old is horrfically injured. He was mentally prepared because he was volunteering at a wildlife institute, so he knew what he was getting into. He could barely do shit, he was just dragged around. His powerful human legs couldnt stop them from dragging him 100 feet.
User avatar #48 - bastardusnorvegi (09/23/2014) [-]
with some training and dedication fuck yeah he could
#224 - >Be black born in a 95% black neighbourhood >Life su… 09/15/2014 on privilege +16
#33 - "Oh, the bullets are free?" *10 second late…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Jew loses his shit +27
User avatar #39 - lipshinuken (09/11/2014) [-]
Reappears wielding duel rapid fire pp-90's
User avatar #68 - askuu (09/11/2014) [-]
Fuck those(Whatever you mean, I guess P-90?) Dual wield G18 were the shit. Or good ol' dual wield Model 1887.
#76 - lipshinuken (09/11/2014) [-]
The joke was the bullets are free, and the pp90's on mw3 are the fastest firing smgs on the game, it eats magazines in seconds. So duel wielding them with rapid fire is the piss take.
Pic related.
User avatar #86 - askuu (09/11/2014) [-]
Oh, I was talking about MW2.
User avatar #87 - lipshinuken (09/11/2014) [-]
No problem it was just a mental image lol
#60 - Which was what i was hoping for. Its still good, but misleadin… 09/08/2014 on This week in science! 0
#5 - What? There are now hundreds of thousands of blue whales in th…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on This week in science! 0
User avatar #39 - flemmi (09/08/2014) [-]
still great news. if we could the oceans of the world back to preindustrila level or near it. it could do a lot of good for the world.
#60 - zandersave (09/08/2014) [-]
Which was what i was hoping for. Its still good, but misleading wording in the content
#40 - Last person was my cousin...probably not then 09/08/2014 on Of course, I will always... 0
#15 - at least they died together 09/07/2014 on Reading people +1
#23 - He would be winning until the fat lady sets up the mouse trap … 09/04/2014 on Tom & Jerry +1
#26 - Therefore the shootings and bombings specific to America (most… 09/04/2014 on The iron E 0
#24 - My take on it was not so much natural disasters but man-made t…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on The iron E 0
User avatar #25 - herpaderpasaur (09/04/2014) [-]
he focused on america because 200 years ago we murdered a bunch of natives and built Walmarts on their corpses
#26 - zandersave (09/04/2014) [-]
Therefore the shootings and bombings specific to America (mostly), and not tsunamis in the Phillipines
#22 - probably probably not school shootings and bombings …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/04/2014 on The iron E 0
User avatar #23 - herpaderpasaur (09/04/2014) [-]
I don't think that's what the post means, they're pretending we're having bad luck because of native american burial grounds, but India or the Philippines aren't on any burial grounds and they have typhoons, tsunamis, earthquakes, sickness, and regular death, I'm just butthurt because people act like the US is the only place this stuff happens
#24 - zandersave (09/04/2014) [-]
My take on it was not so much natural disasters but man-made tragedies, hence why he focused on America.
User avatar #25 - herpaderpasaur (09/04/2014) [-]
he focused on america because 200 years ago we murdered a bunch of natives and built Walmarts on their corpses
#26 - zandersave (09/04/2014) [-]
Therefore the shootings and bombings specific to America (mostly), and not tsunamis in the Phillipines
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