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Date Signed Up:6/23/2012
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#195 - im sure there's a reason this wouldnt work, but run it from a …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on This is not real life 0
User avatar #259 - krobeles (07/03/2015) [-]
I think I'de have to physically connect the hard disk to it then, and thats going to happen even less than me getting to install something on them.
The institute is paranoid as fuck about their computer, and rightfully so.
#33 - drank from the fountain of Botox* 07/02/2015 on Back to the futa 0
#89 - This is the the same argument that was stated in defense of ga… 07/02/2015 on One-Word 0
#87 - what is that? brown people going in sweden, green people out? 07/02/2015 on One-Word 0
#86 - Source, ******* source please! 07/02/2015 on One-Word 0
#114 - Lets start cutting off baby fingertips, theyre probably not …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Effects of Feminism 666 0
User avatar #226 - ninjaspartan (07/02/2015) [-]
No, not when they get too old to remember it. But that's legitimate mutilation, unlike cutting off extra skin.
User avatar #175 - ssidzyik (07/02/2015) [-]
I understand what you are trying to say, but that is a slippery slope fallacy. Like saying if we let gays marry than soon people will marry trees... There is a difference between fingers and dangly skin. Get a better argument.
#113 - Was the cut on the top or bottom? So your glans have a sort of cape?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on Effects of Feminism 666 0
User avatar #119 - xeroxclad (07/02/2015) [-]
it was along the bottom of my glans. and yeah i guess cos its all there its just sort of loose around the base of the glans. Looks like my helmet head is wearing a scarf or something
#110 - What? It sounds like they were going to circumcise you but the…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Effects of Feminism 666 -1
User avatar #112 - xeroxclad (07/02/2015) [-]
Yeah it was just halfway, basically they made a medial incision down the skin and let it come down down, but they didnt remove the actual skin. so now it just sits around the base of my glans. Honestly not sure why they did it, but im not complaining.
#113 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
Was the cut on the top or bottom? So your glans have a sort of cape?
User avatar #119 - xeroxclad (07/02/2015) [-]
it was along the bottom of my glans. and yeah i guess cos its all there its just sort of loose around the base of the glans. Looks like my helmet head is wearing a scarf or something
#305 - Well all fine then. It's a big choice and not every man is up … 07/02/2015 on Probably posted before 0
#295 - First of all analogy, so next to you=close to you = close not …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Probably posted before +1
User avatar #300 - youregaylol (07/02/2015) [-]
oh well i've already dismissed any connection i have with her

im the best suited for alot of things, when i was a kid i used to mow the lawn better than everyone in my family, but that doesn't mean that i should mow my parents lawn my whole life.

she'd honestly just be better off with a fresh start tbh.
#305 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
Well all fine then. It's a big choice and not every man is up for it. But at least you realize all the aspects . Good to know you wouldn't run and hide at least...
#272 - Well tough **** you cant leave an anonymous note about …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Probably posted before 0
User avatar #282 - youregaylol (07/02/2015) [-]
I really have no obligation to give the girl anything, I've already disowned her with her father, that doesn't mean that i hate her or anything, it just means im indifferent.

If she wants to find me when shes older and hear stuff from me shes welcome to do so, but i don't owe her anything.

What if theres a closer orphanage to my house than where she lives, wouldn't it be logical to adopt a kid from that orphanage according to your logic,
#295 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
First of all analogy, so next to you=close to you = close not only physically, but biologically and morally.

Talking to her when she's older is actually fine. Infinitely better than leaving a note at the front desk.

You're right about not having to obligation to him. No more than someone who wasnt subject to good Samaritan laws (man on the street) or lawful obligations of a parent. But you're still the best suited, are you not?

User avatar #300 - youregaylol (07/02/2015) [-]
oh well i've already dismissed any connection i have with her

im the best suited for alot of things, when i was a kid i used to mow the lawn better than everyone in my family, but that doesn't mean that i should mow my parents lawn my whole life.

she'd honestly just be better off with a fresh start tbh.
#305 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
Well all fine then. It's a big choice and not every man is up for it. But at least you realize all the aspects . Good to know you wouldn't run and hide at least...
#260 - Well thats for the kid to (ideally get the chance to) decide i…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Probably posted before 0
User avatar #262 - youregaylol (07/02/2015) [-]
I'm sure theres a way to submit information for an orphan child, she'll know her parents names and how they died, and any other little stuff she'd want.

What about all the other broken men i could help on the street.
What about all the other kids you can save.

I still can't find one compelling argument as to why this specific kid is different than all the other orphans who had a shitty hand dealt.
#272 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
Well tough shit you cant leave an anonymous note about that shit at the front desk and have someone else do it for you again. That's just weak.

The point of the analogy is that he was right next to you. And someone injured somewhere else doesnt justify leaving this one behind. That's just not logical.
User avatar #282 - youregaylol (07/02/2015) [-]
I really have no obligation to give the girl anything, I've already disowned her with her father, that doesn't mean that i hate her or anything, it just means im indifferent.

If she wants to find me when shes older and hear stuff from me shes welcome to do so, but i don't owe her anything.

What if theres a closer orphanage to my house than where she lives, wouldn't it be logical to adopt a kid from that orphanage according to your logic,
#295 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
First of all analogy, so next to you=close to you = close not only physically, but biologically and morally.

Talking to her when she's older is actually fine. Infinitely better than leaving a note at the front desk.

You're right about not having to obligation to him. No more than someone who wasnt subject to good Samaritan laws (man on the street) or lawful obligations of a parent. But you're still the best suited, are you not?

User avatar #300 - youregaylol (07/02/2015) [-]
oh well i've already dismissed any connection i have with her

im the best suited for alot of things, when i was a kid i used to mow the lawn better than everyone in my family, but that doesn't mean that i should mow my parents lawn my whole life.

she'd honestly just be better off with a fresh start tbh.
#305 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
Well all fine then. It's a big choice and not every man is up for it. But at least you realize all the aspects . Good to know you wouldn't run and hide at least...
#257 - Well you wouldn't be the best for any other orphan because you…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Probably posted before 0
User avatar #258 - youregaylol (07/02/2015) [-]
what benefit would the kid gain from knowing that her mother was a cheating whore and her father was a traitorous scumbag?

seems a fresh start would be better
#260 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
Well thats for the kid to (ideally get the chance to) decide if they want to know. Hell, it might even be negative, but people deserve to know who their parents are if they want. Seems like it would only be better for one person, you.

Some people would walk away from the broken man on the street. You might even say it's unfair that you have to decide. But hey thats the hand you're dealt, and you can either give up and leave the man on the street or give the kid the life only you can.
User avatar #262 - youregaylol (07/02/2015) [-]
I'm sure theres a way to submit information for an orphan child, she'll know her parents names and how they died, and any other little stuff she'd want.

What about all the other broken men i could help on the street.
What about all the other kids you can save.

I still can't find one compelling argument as to why this specific kid is different than all the other orphans who had a shitty hand dealt.
#272 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
Well tough shit you cant leave an anonymous note about that shit at the front desk and have someone else do it for you again. That's just weak.

The point of the analogy is that he was right next to you. And someone injured somewhere else doesnt justify leaving this one behind. That's just not logical.
User avatar #282 - youregaylol (07/02/2015) [-]
I really have no obligation to give the girl anything, I've already disowned her with her father, that doesn't mean that i hate her or anything, it just means im indifferent.

If she wants to find me when shes older and hear stuff from me shes welcome to do so, but i don't owe her anything.

What if theres a closer orphanage to my house than where she lives, wouldn't it be logical to adopt a kid from that orphanage according to your logic,
#295 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
First of all analogy, so next to you=close to you = close not only physically, but biologically and morally.

Talking to her when she's older is actually fine. Infinitely better than leaving a note at the front desk.

You're right about not having to obligation to him. No more than someone who wasnt subject to good Samaritan laws (man on the street) or lawful obligations of a parent. But you're still the best suited, are you not?

User avatar #300 - youregaylol (07/02/2015) [-]
oh well i've already dismissed any connection i have with her

im the best suited for alot of things, when i was a kid i used to mow the lawn better than everyone in my family, but that doesn't mean that i should mow my parents lawn my whole life.

she'd honestly just be better off with a fresh start tbh.
#305 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
Well all fine then. It's a big choice and not every man is up for it. But at least you realize all the aspects . Good to know you wouldn't run and hide at least...
#139 - zoologically is usually the least important reason for anythin… 07/02/2015 on (untitled) +3
#136 - and then people say it doesnt make sense to save pandas, while…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2015 on (untitled) +6
#176 - iqequalzero (07/02/2015) [-]
Raugh*
#171 - anon (07/02/2015) [-]
*raugh
User avatar #137 - AztecJew (07/02/2015) [-]
zoologically it doesn't. They're bad for the environment and are outright too lazy to eat what they're evolved to eat or even mate. Naturally they ought to have died out like any unsuccessful species, however, they're good for the chinese economy so...they're still around.
#139 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
zoologically is usually the least important reason for anything a chinese man does my friend
#135 - Comment deleted 07/02/2015 on (untitled) 0
#133 - the ultimate cash cow  [+] (9 new replies) 07/02/2015 on (untitled) +4
User avatar #134 - AztecJew (07/02/2015) [-]
makes me wish I had one to rent out honestly. I'd settle for a half-panda or even a raccoon-bear hybrid that looks kinda like a panda. I'd charge 1/4 the price and blow all my money on a beach house in the mediterranean and drink fancy bourbon and wine all day while people pay to have my abomination in their zoo's.
#206 - xxmemosxx (07/02/2015) [-]
racoon-bear hybrid?

You must be thinking of Red Pandas
User avatar #220 - AztecJew (07/03/2015) [-]
yes, but I'd put a little hat on it or something
#136 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
and then people say it doesnt make sense to save pandas, while the chinese laugh
#176 - iqequalzero (07/02/2015) [-]
Raugh*
#171 - anon (07/02/2015) [-]
*raugh
User avatar #137 - AztecJew (07/02/2015) [-]
zoologically it doesn't. They're bad for the environment and are outright too lazy to eat what they're evolved to eat or even mate. Naturally they ought to have died out like any unsuccessful species, however, they're good for the chinese economy so...they're still around.
#139 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
zoologically is usually the least important reason for anything a chinese man does my friend
#135 - zandersave has deleted their comment.
#251 - There's something seriously wrong with that logic. You are in …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Probably posted before +1
User avatar #255 - youregaylol (07/02/2015) [-]
How am I in the best position though? Couldn't I theoretically be in the best position to adopt any orphan by just, idk, adopting them? This orphan is really no different than any other other than the fact that she is the daughter of the man who is formally my brother, i don't see how that puts me in the best position.
#257 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
Well you wouldn't be the best for any other orphan because you don't know anything about them that they might want to know. Assuming you could get over being cucked that makes you the best candidate.
User avatar #258 - youregaylol (07/02/2015) [-]
what benefit would the kid gain from knowing that her mother was a cheating whore and her father was a traitorous scumbag?

seems a fresh start would be better
#260 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
Well thats for the kid to (ideally get the chance to) decide if they want to know. Hell, it might even be negative, but people deserve to know who their parents are if they want. Seems like it would only be better for one person, you.

Some people would walk away from the broken man on the street. You might even say it's unfair that you have to decide. But hey thats the hand you're dealt, and you can either give up and leave the man on the street or give the kid the life only you can.
User avatar #262 - youregaylol (07/02/2015) [-]
I'm sure theres a way to submit information for an orphan child, she'll know her parents names and how they died, and any other little stuff she'd want.

What about all the other broken men i could help on the street.
What about all the other kids you can save.

I still can't find one compelling argument as to why this specific kid is different than all the other orphans who had a shitty hand dealt.
#272 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
Well tough shit you cant leave an anonymous note about that shit at the front desk and have someone else do it for you again. That's just weak.

The point of the analogy is that he was right next to you. And someone injured somewhere else doesnt justify leaving this one behind. That's just not logical.
User avatar #282 - youregaylol (07/02/2015) [-]
I really have no obligation to give the girl anything, I've already disowned her with her father, that doesn't mean that i hate her or anything, it just means im indifferent.

If she wants to find me when shes older and hear stuff from me shes welcome to do so, but i don't owe her anything.

What if theres a closer orphanage to my house than where she lives, wouldn't it be logical to adopt a kid from that orphanage according to your logic,
#295 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
First of all analogy, so next to you=close to you = close not only physically, but biologically and morally.

Talking to her when she's older is actually fine. Infinitely better than leaving a note at the front desk.

You're right about not having to obligation to him. No more than someone who wasnt subject to good Samaritan laws (man on the street) or lawful obligations of a parent. But you're still the best suited, are you not?

User avatar #300 - youregaylol (07/02/2015) [-]
oh well i've already dismissed any connection i have with her

im the best suited for alot of things, when i was a kid i used to mow the lawn better than everyone in my family, but that doesn't mean that i should mow my parents lawn my whole life.

she'd honestly just be better off with a fresh start tbh.
#305 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
Well all fine then. It's a big choice and not every man is up for it. But at least you realize all the aspects . Good to know you wouldn't run and hide at least...
#127 - Well most importantly, its just not cute enough, nor is a prom…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #128 - boydaranga (07/02/2015) [-]
#125 - I know, but maybe it will help someone else know the reality o…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #126 - boydaranga (07/02/2015) [-]
i just realised what your comment was actually meaning im sorry pal.



But meh, why dont they just use pictures? Thylacine would be a better mascot, cos that was literally poached to extinction. Pandas are just a subject to natural selection.
#127 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
Well most importantly, its just not cute enough, nor is a prominent part of any media/culture. Secondly, it would sort of be false advertising and you know at least one person would sue because "I thought my money was going to save the cute pandas! Not this ugly slug!".
User avatar #128 - boydaranga (07/02/2015) [-]
#227 - >MFW i have to raise this baby out of my own pocket...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on Probably posted before +2
User avatar #309 - riptydes (07/02/2015) [-]
Where I'm from Canada, happy Canada day btw the government pays you if you raise a child that isn't your own.
#108 - but they generate lots of donations. So it makes sense to keep…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/02/2015 on (untitled) +27
User avatar #132 - AztecJew (07/02/2015) [-]
that money predominantly goes to china so that groups and zoos can continue to rent and sponsor pandas. China owns every panda that's born and only technically rents them out. It's a hell of a business.
#133 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
the ultimate cash cow
User avatar #134 - AztecJew (07/02/2015) [-]
makes me wish I had one to rent out honestly. I'd settle for a half-panda or even a raccoon-bear hybrid that looks kinda like a panda. I'd charge 1/4 the price and blow all my money on a beach house in the mediterranean and drink fancy bourbon and wine all day while people pay to have my abomination in their zoo's.
#206 - xxmemosxx (07/02/2015) [-]
racoon-bear hybrid?

You must be thinking of Red Pandas
User avatar #220 - AztecJew (07/03/2015) [-]
yes, but I'd put a little hat on it or something
#136 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
and then people say it doesnt make sense to save pandas, while the chinese laugh
#176 - iqequalzero (07/02/2015) [-]
Raugh*
#171 - anon (07/02/2015) [-]
*raugh
User avatar #137 - AztecJew (07/02/2015) [-]
zoologically it doesn't. They're bad for the environment and are outright too lazy to eat what they're evolved to eat or even mate. Naturally they ought to have died out like any unsuccessful species, however, they're good for the chinese economy so...they're still around.
#139 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
zoologically is usually the least important reason for anything a chinese man does my friend
#135 - zandersave has deleted their comment.
#124 - boydaranga has deleted their comment.
#125 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
I know, but maybe it will help someone else know the reality of the panda.
User avatar #126 - boydaranga (07/02/2015) [-]
i just realised what your comment was actually meaning im sorry pal.



But meh, why dont they just use pictures? Thylacine would be a better mascot, cos that was literally poached to extinction. Pandas are just a subject to natural selection.
#127 - zandersave (07/02/2015) [-]
Well most importantly, its just not cute enough, nor is a prominent part of any media/culture. Secondly, it would sort of be false advertising and you know at least one person would sue because "I thought my money was going to save the cute pandas! Not this ugly slug!".
User avatar #128 - boydaranga (07/02/2015) [-]
#48 - You literally made me vomit a little. Someone tries to explain…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2015 on Fronds +2
User avatar #50 - awesomedewd (07/01/2015) [-]
I can only imagine how dumb and hollow your relationships with people have to be if you think what the tried to "explain" is right.
#61 - anon (07/01/2015) [-]
I'm not even a he, you self-centered asshat. Read this. Maybe you'll actually learn something >>#24

As a matter of fact, your own definition has already confirmed what I told you. Specifically the part you considered so important. " social and sometimes sexual" Look at the word "sometimes". I highlighted it so you don't have to draw dumb conclusions like you did for yourself.
#249 - I sense some deeper issues. Who pissed in your coffee?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on Prohibition vs Regulation +2
User avatar #284 - AnomynousUser (07/01/2015) [-]
The parasites, child abusers, and ill-prepared/delusional parents of the world did. They also pissed on my back and called it rain.
#133 - resource hog 07/01/2015 on Vladi's infocomps 9: computers +1

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